Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 18, 1910, Page 4

2 price. 12c a week; 50c & a year! DiBos st Norwich, Telephome c.n. ietin Business Office. {2 Editorial ®ooms, W Job Office, 35-6. inantie Offce, Reom 2. Murray Telephone, 218. forwich, Wednesday, May 18, 1919 THE COMET'S DAY. This is the comet's when it puts its tail of atoms all over ihe earth while the earth rolls to the other side of this departing celestial It isw't Jikely that anything serious will happen on this day than on any other rattling good day for this world eof ours. i @ well to watch out for the pur. pose of metimng, f pessiblc, of the counter earth’'s atmosphere. T three distinguished men 1 say about today’s possibilities: Prof David P. Todd of Amherst col- Jege Shinks the aurora effect prooable; Prof. Robert W 4 vare college - Ahere may be a darkening of 1 sphere. while Prof. Bdward ( ing, head of the Harvard obs “I dowdt if effect at al” Professor Wilson said further that “thers may b2 & shower very small which may affect wireless tele; Fhere is no oawse for alarm or fear Cyanogen exists only nosr the Seed and the tail is & good vacumw That last appears to indicate il wlean sweep might be prodabie It is mot necessary to morntug to ses the comet, for 200 late and unti! Friday Jusy = passing the sun night awill be s lithle chance of secine on Saturday night it does il 8.12, and after that it w nd later as a Deautiful specta- cle in the heavens on ev THE CENSUS GRAFT. There ase a few writers i %ry whe heraid abroa€ that the census emumerators in their work are raking ©off & generous of political A well known writer of-one @€ the magazines declared 98,000 enwmerstors were Fece ffor $hirty or forty days 1 SmopMed by the reaters that they eally a horde of ! s doing “the © enumerators pald 33 ® @ay and they were required to com- piete the work The time was extended three days more Thers were 15 davs and enamerators a penay %o recsive 2 1-2 maumeraior of Chicago calls atwntion Swerker aisc saye “hed taresr imiiem were greater than mine, Towere pald far the smme rate who are paid by svagricuitural Qstricts ®ot very much lass Jtny of them T swere allowed thirty sicomplete their * enumerators they covared The only soumerators and 1 know the. except wher “TThere doesn't eal of easy wostk, and | COW TESTING ASSOCIATION 4 experiment static as wall have been the farmess o of cow testing such associations have Noav if you could pretiy condlusively was a ques- t the cow test woes not pay him to the farmers have and teased into joining the clations that have beer ¥n this the farme. ¢ mot &ffer from states. ~Woull Mo longer a Missourian of Vermont ve to show when the me- Rives of all combimationa of men weimg suspected, eonscious that truistic. but welfist: endeavor. mome ene is going to make more out wof the schems than worth %o them Jooks Mke a mights propesition. and when e fhere will be no g to get farmers camnot after that life is not al- ked by supremely essity for trw THE RECKLESS CHAUFFEUR ang the co ker on this dangerous class of indmidpals indicats that the courts are disposed to impose more than nom jmal pemaities for wanton disregard ot the =tate’s “Phey are mat entitled is a statement which to leniency shouid have a. t effect upen drivers who ap- ®hink that pedestrians have the highway—th of dodgimg automobiles making or forty miles an hour en city The fine of 350 is not exces- an offence; omly one right on sive Sor so serious the sdastion of a jail scntence will not sympathy for the chauffeur who , regard for the safety of peogle the strest. —Providence Jowr- is Wigh tigse thut the speed na- ‘wee tatem out of the sutarnobile well as the Wasmpeient or drunk- strest-iocomotive has bacome ithe greatest trewel apd to pedestrians of regulating. te be sald esainst SR s “amiver. This actvally beats the cars—is not rea- sonable speed. An old locomotive en- gineer, seeing a young blood running on a smooth pavement with a fast car at railroad speed with nothing to hold him true, remarked, ve kept ‘the rails hot for forty years, but that business is too risky for me.” ‘Rea- sonable spead” is exceeded every day in Norwich and the people kmow it, but it would lkely cost a thousand dollars to get a legal definition of this phrase. QUICKER TRAVELING. Those who feel the need of more rapid transit will be pleased to learn that the time between points in east- ern Connecticut and Washingion, D. C., is to be shortened a half-hour. A change of time is to be made on June 6th, when the Colonial express will leave Boston at § a. m., an hour earlier than at present. The running time to New London will be reduced fifteen minutes with an additional stop at Kingston. The train will arrive at the Harlem station in New York, 135th street, at 118 p. m. instead of 2.37 p. m., and from there passengers can complete the journey to New York on joi= elevated. This gives the public early and fast train to New York t the regular rate of fare. The time of arrival in Washington will be 8.05 p. m., instead of 9.44 p. m. The ride to Washington thus is shortened from twelve hours and forty-four minutes to twelve hours and five minutes. The eaving time at Washington is to be changed from 7.30 3. m. to 9.45 a. m., and the time is cut from twelve hours and rifty minutes to twelve hours and ve minutes, an appreciable saving to through travelers. . his change will be appreciated by all Connectiout people who count time 15 money and slow coaches as relics the past. EDITORIAL NOTES. ackdating of letters upon any text is very much like the old trick | or secting the clock bacl sport in the future is to have s every day. It is the same Jld zag—both will shine for all. ot sets us a ch every mothe: jate- a good exam- s son should T appre St Leuis has opened a garage with But St Louis is not such a pious city as this makes her appear to New: Jersey has women scorchers at the wheels of her automobiles and she takes them right in and fines them The American public defiles the neat public garden of Boston. It never appears to comprehend the fitness of things. Bennington, Vt, is swelling with pride because it is te have a 395,000 postofiice. Uncle Sam is kind to his ttle children. The first-class cabin passengers who ave come to regard our customs laws s a joke are learning that Collector Loeb is not one. Nor nibs overiooked Pheodore e of them left a ard for His voice has been eard clear round the world. Brattleboro, Vi, wants to be made 2 city. When it has its wish and all hat comes with it, Brattieboro may want to go out and kick itself. sident Taft Ballinger-Pin- He would look clean water. = to be i1l not get hot matter swir hoped that o the more One thing is to - Peary— e he is collecting his gold medals nes to give an opinion of Dr ) has tak In Ver taunt a kid-gloved for getting into politics. If = was of the rubber glove faction he vould be too busy to accept the nom- nt they ambitie citizen who thinks he is of congressional size does mnot enture to announce mself, He the other fellow ay it while e observes hew it t Richmond The Times-Despatch ays: The next time Governor Me- Lean ought to “get it in writing” from or Bulkeley; but, ofssuch, we are 1d | reminded, is the kingdom of politics. The western ief who carried away all the trousers of the passen- gers on a sleeping car s0 as to quietly earch the pockets, did not observe the Golden Rule. Happy thought for today: May Hal- 's comet have a pleasant journey e for the next 75 vears; and may it toss its card to those who are still here when it comes and sweeps the earth once more. “Biff! There, Frank .we swatted that fly."—Barre Deily Tfimes. That what we say when we kill ‘one.— St. Albans Messenger.. If yon get in an emphasizing expletive before the word fly you are. right in style. A Remarkable Occurrence. A week or 50 back a Japanese torpe- do boat of the' submarine type. ink while engagea in drill and the officers and _men on boa drowned. When the boat was raised a most remarkable written statement was Jound, prepared by the commander of the boat, Lieut. - Satuma. When this officer founa that all the efforts to rais 1he boat were of o vail, he Droceede: to write what might be considered his omicial report to his superiors. He de- seribed th sk all the blame on his own ders. He told how all the crew d men, had worked manf 10u office: @ the submerzed boat to rise Lo the rface and described Mich they were death. As a desd ble situation the proach of death, about the most remarkable ever devel oped. The pitiful narative, apparently writ- ten without fear and in full realization is a remarkable trib- ute fo the ‘discipline of the Japanese The story is fully in keeping inese during the war with Russia and is another evi- dence of the utter insensibility to dan- that remarkable nation. of certain death, avy. With_the many tal courage and fearlessness tald of I ger_shown by —New Orleans Picayune. The Offensive Part to Catholics. King George hus suddenly Dimself in sensational fashion. has notified his an Invin declaration which he make the fir: will have 18 Deliefs. - Follow| ration that he “I do solemniy i is the part ef the decla- is averse to making: r > \ ing a gossi very, introduction. . not to crow about it at all, ought to make a hit. effect I swung dance, but somehow or other I couldn’t for the life of the usual platitudes. Ordinarily, aided by my glib tongue, 1 fostered acquaintance very successful- 1 tongue of men o “Dare friend, Esop says it is the best or worst thing in the world.” tongue suddeniy should also be equipped eves and ears. fact to the lady, she said: e keeps moving forward! | thought. her face, I met her at the’ Mardi Gras. From the very first she struck me as un— usual. She masqueraded as Fame, with Jegion tongues pretending concealment in_the gauzy folds of her dress. “Here's one girl who owns up to be- thought 1, and from the of the thing secured an oddity 1 played the role of Chanticleer, and, felt that I stiff-armed With my most_gallant through _the Fame me get beyond voicing It nettled me. The gap in the conversation was be- coming a chasm when the girl came to the rescue. trophie: Pointing to her lingual she laughingly inquired: Have I annexed yours, to0?” Somewhat piqued, 1 answered: “When Fame comes to one so sudden- 1y, the shock is likely to render one dumb. “Choose,” said generously, sweeping her free hand across her wares. “Would you speak with the of angels?” “But if T have not charity?’ I ban- died 2You will be a rich man some day.” We both laughed. “Here,” and detaching a tongue, she held it out to me. mock horror. I rolled my eves in You know, I take the risk? “I guarantee this to be a very civil " she argued. “Will you keep Who could resist such a After a delicate bit of navigation I remembered that Fame with myriad mentioning the “Loolk right Upon at_me.” That was She had pretty “And listen, I_hung breathless. “You are listening carefully? 1 assured her, with eyes riveted. Then why,” she solemnly question- ed, “shoula T carry excess baggage when obviously you are all eyes and ears?” I bowed acknowled nt of my de- feat. And ehe laughed azein. In fact, we both did. She had & mighty in- fectious laugh Somehow or other that, my other partners appeared mawkish, or giggly, or blase. Anyway, th weren't satisfying. You mav be sure I was Teady to claim satisfaction. What a pleasant thing it is to hold Fame in one's grasp! I cautiously ventured to express my wept across rily “Ah, A little_ wave of cc but she ans ere THE BULLETIN'S DAILY STORY : TA BOUT WITH FAME ) _————i—u’ but you know she is an elusive crea- ture; what if she were to develop Protean tendencies and become a Cause for Interviews, Headlines and Alimony ?” “In that case” said I, “she would have to change her name and be called Infamy. Would you, very much mind changing your name?” Smilingly, she replied: “Under the conditions, ‘I think it would be in- famous, don’t you?" 1 didn’t, but didn't dare say so. What soft, wavy hair she had! Dufln‘ the intermission she very naively insisted upon a grape sherbet as being most color-proper for the near advent of the season of penance. “T love sherbet,” she confided. “It must love you,” I exchanged. “Likes attract,” I murmured, just by ey of & change on the “sweets to the sweet” tion. “Oh, am I as frigid as that But I knew that she had misunder— stood purposely, for her.volce wasn't at all cold. ‘We went into the conservatory. The soft gloom was very restful after the radiance of the ballroom. We gave a mutual sigh of gratitude as we sank into a comfortable nook. Fame's sat- isfied yawn was a tribute to the place. “No_ wonder people like here” she said. “It's the pretty green, domn’t you think?” “Usually the pretty experienced,” I returned. She laughed, then stopped suddenly and looked at me. But I bore & merely- pleased - with - having - emitted-a-sue- cesstul-joke expression, so she relent- ed. The softened gayety of the music floated in to us, and now and then we caught glimpses of Monk and Colum- bine, Dragoon and Shepherdess; all caught alike in its merry whirl. “Isn’t it entrancing?” Dreathed Fame. “M’'m,” I agreed, studying the curve of her cheek.. “Do you prefer lyric or martial music? I inquired, with the knit brow of a student. ‘Well,” she said, ingenuously, “I think I prefer the music which cails to arms.” Maybe I was a fool, but I couldn't resist the impulse to crush both her hands in mine. My fingers recoiled from the hard- ness of & one-stoned ring upon her left hand. The stone was turned under, too, the minx! “My dear Fame,” I said. “I fear you are the woman Iwith the serpent’s tongue.” My dear friend,” she laughed, “why do you deplore it? Hath not the ser- pent been gifted with wisdom ?"” Which I might have remembered. I might also have remembered that Fame s fleeting. As it was, I felt a sudden inclination to swear. But she had endowed me with a civil tongue, ou know, and I had promised to keep it.—Boston Post. and declare that I do the New Haven Union. burg Have told believe that in the Sacrament of the Lord’s Supper there is mot any t bstantiation of the elements of bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ, at or after consecration thereof, by any person; and that the invocation or adoration of the Virgin Mary er any other saint, and the sacrifice of the mass as now used in the church of Rome, are superstitious and idola- trous; and I do solemnly, in the pres- of God, profess, testify and de- are that 1 do make this declaration, \d every part thereof, in the plain, dinary sense of words as commonly without any evasion, equivocation or mental reservation whatever, and ithout any dispensation already granted me for this purpose by the Pope or any other authority or per- Son whatsoever.”—London Cable. Georgia’s Happiest Man. The happiest man in the world is said He has six to reside in north Georgia flddles, ten children, thirteen hounds, a deaf and dumb wife and a “moon- shine” still that has never been spot- ted by the government.—Blakely Re- porter. Real Luck. You may not believe in luck; but, just vou are lucky to be in luck.— Chance for an Honest Man. Now that all of the crooks in Pigts- all they know about each other, it looks as if ‘there might be a chance for the honest man after all—Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Rebuking the Trusts. The supreme court has slapped two more trusts severely on the wrist. Their seconds report that they are not seriously disabled.—Cleveland Leader. gz, e b i Dr. Shoop’s Restorative was | were all | cause of the accident and way in suffocating fo n of the terri- h the unfortunate crew was placed and the gradual ap- the communication is asserted Te jinisters that he bas ble vbjection to reciting the tae he imeets parlia- ment after his accession because of jts offensive references to Catholic and sincerely, in the presence of God, profgss, tesUly offering at $2.50 to $40.00. Mus ing at $1.10. from 60c to $1.00. securing a good" Violin, come and look these goeds over. respect cash purchases. 144-146 MainSireet Music Department, Second Fisor. Special Sale Violins, Mandolins and Music Rolls Having purchased the entire Mandolin, Violin and Music Rell Steck from a wholesale firm retiring from business we are offering this lucky buy to you at prices below wholesale. VIOLINS that were formerly sold at from $5.00 to $75.00, we are MANDOLINS which were formerly sold at from $4.00 to $35.00, we are now selling from $2.50 to $23.00. iC ROLLS formerly sold at $1.50 and $1.75 we are now offer- We also have some cheaper ones, which we are The only way to be convinced of th Mandolin or Music Rel The quality of these goods are guaranteed to be first cl. We will also give S. & H. THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO., Elgvator S3rvice. exceptional opportun: et a low Sgure 7o % o in_eve Gregn Trading Stamps with all Plaut-Cadden Building Norwich, Cenn, « A house painted with Rogers Paints has the best protection that paint can give it. The ma-° terials we use and the process we employ in producing these paints make them the most dur- able and satisfactory mixed paints on the market. They are guar- anteed for § years. OETRUIT WHITE LEAD WORKS, Detroll, Mek : +For Selo By CHARLES 0SG0OD & CO., 45-47 Commerce St. —HEADLINE— PERKINS LAPPIN & GO. A Batire in one act SEABACK & CO. WORLD'S GREATEST BAG PUNCHERS. Carmontelle & Russell The Auto Bugs ADMISSION—100. EVENINGS, In FRIENDSHIP, MAMIE FOULTON Character Comedienne Rewerved Sent | Michelin was the first to manufacture pneumatic produces more than 50% . of all the tires made in the world, automobile tires and now UNDREDS of young men and women have obtalned foundation — the basic of success by o courss of instruction in our school. We can help you if you will let us to a more successtul career. Write today — now — for information. All Commercial Branches. INDON" CHARLES MeNULTY, LESSEE . Romance of the Western Hills, W OANDIAN ¥ Miss Louise Seibert, F. £ &E. L. PATTISON Norwich, Connecticut THE NEW LO} Business RABrubeck, frm; New. WM. F. BAILEY | (Successor te A. T. Gerdner) Hack, Livery ‘ NELLIE S, HOWIE CAROLINE H, THOMPSON feacher of Music hingten Otrest Principal of Boston Public Cooking School for 15 years, says of Caplord «1 have used several makes of ranges but consider the Crawford the des?. coal and gives a mwre even heat than any range I ever saw.” ‘The Single Damper (patented) affords the only perfect control of fire and oven. The Oven has no “cold corners” nor “scorching because of the cup-joint heat Lensons &1V | the home of the pupil used at Bohawen ks Boarding Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLWPPING A SPECIALTY. AUTOMOBILE TO RENT. ‘Telephone 8§3. Indestructo and the Tourist TRUNKS Both of them by the same concern. agents for them in this section. Also a large line of TRUNKS at lowest prices, THE SHETUCKET HARNESS C0. WM. C. BODE, Prop. 283 Main Street. TUNER 122 Prospect A. W. JARVIS is the Leading Tuner In Eastern Connecticul. 16 Clairmount It uses less indestructibie Wo are the sole Telephone 865-4. The Two Hods in the base, one for instead of the old clumsy ash- pan, and one for coal, is a wonderful trouble-saving idea. Patented Grates. Ask the Crawford agent to show you. ‘Write us for circular. Walker & Pratt Mfg. Co. 31-35 Union St.,, Boston Building ARE YOU THINKING OF It so you should consult with me and got prices for same. at reasonable prices. C. M. WILLIAMS, General Contractor and Builder, 218 MAIN STREET. "Phone 370, For sale by M. Hourigan,Agt. Norwich and Jewett City | Geo. Greenberg 47 Franklin WE ARE READY to take care of all your !Carriage and ‘chairing and Painting, Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scoit & Clark LORPORATION, 507-515 North Main Streer, JUST ARRIVED AT THE Brockion Sample Shoe Store, 50 cases of Shoes and Oxfords for Men and Women from the leading manufacturers. up-to-date styles in all leathers. WE OFFER THEM FOR SALE AT e $2.0 The Shoes and Oxfords made to sell from $3 00 to $4.00 per pair. DON’T MISS THESE BARGAINS, 138 Main Street, All Kmds All Purposes Lead, Oil, Wagon Mixed Paints, Varnishes, Kalsomine, Brushes, Putty, Window Glass New, snappy per pair $2.7 Painters’ Supplies CHAS. 000D & CA. 45 and 41 Commerce Streat, NORWICH, Norwich, Conn. RUUD MAN Will be at our Main Street Monday, Tuesday and Wednesd DEMONSTRATE AUTOMATIC the famous RUUD STANTANEOUS T he quickest s well EDISON PORTLAND CEMENT works up into curbstones and sidewalks as hard as granite. insures a superior, smooth surface finish, becalueuu Uniformly 10 Finest Ground in the World Made of cement rock from one quary, so it is always just the same color—light gray. Learn what we can tell you aboat it before you decide on CRUTHERS & LILLIBRIDGE, Norwich, Conn What the Ruud Means in the Household the home, all nconvenience of the range boiler, with ly of stale hot wate e Ruud means unlim overy faueet, Wet Wash Way A trial convinces have a trial from you Price as low as work i s limited suj S. & J. GREGSON 193 Fraaklin Str ited hot water at ady time, da. anything but s action, and unfailing in h.my to furnish ever- that the ideal of hot water ser- Vice is reached. Don’t Fail to Call and see one in operation Gas & Electrical Dep't., 221 Main Strest ke U SO L AN "FUNERAL ORDERS Artistically Arranged by The Florist, Letavette Biram, Alics Building.