Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, April 1, 1910, Page 12

PARTLY CLOUDY FRIDAY. SATURDAY PAIR. WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT at Vaudeville and Motion Piotures Auditort ’Ioflr n;l'cturea and Illustrated Songs at Breed Theater. k Post, No. 1, G. A. R, meets in_Buckingham Memorial. Norwi h Sutlomry Engineers’ Asso- ciation, No. 6, meets in 1 Block. Svea Swedish Sick Benaflt Society ts in Germania 1. “éou nCM'V of Norwich, No. 64, F. of M., meets in Pythian Hall. ANNCUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of men’s King quality $4.00 ahoes See the latest spring styles in C. A. C. Grand Ball and Concert. C. A, C. concert and ball at armory tonight. Mlller's orchestra, McCarthy, prompter. Dc not miss the concert ifrom 8 to 9. Grand march at 9 sharp. Beautiful decorative and electric ef- fects. Tickets $1 per couple, 50 cents each addltional lady. Organ Recit: The third of the series of organ re- citals at Christ church will be given on Saturday afternoon at five o’clock by Mr. Rowland W. Dunham, organist of Christ church, Westerly, R. L, as- sisted by Miss Maud Carew Bucking- soprano. All are invited. Have You Seen the E"(I’ Pony? ‘Will you ride, or have you seen the liftle pony? They all say he is some cute, well, thig is surely the greatest little turn- out for miles about. “You can see it on the streets every day, and what do vou think? It is to be given away at the Elks’ bazaar. Be sure and ask about it. Everybody should and will know. BROADWAY THEATRE. Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Speaking the iniversal language of the heart and reflecting like @ mirror, the innermost emotions of the mind, Stetson’s “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” is more than & stage play—it is a wonderful moral classic. It argues for the two really great theme that can engage the mind of man—human liberty and the ifmmortality of the soul. It is a play that has long been a popular fa- verite with the infrequent theatre goers and regular patrons alike, and wheresoever the Stetson company ap- pears, it is greeted with a crowded house. There is just enough pathos during the performance to show that life is not all sunshine and then comes floods of laughter which bring one away from sorrows pall. Specialties are intersparsed throughout the major number of scenes, so that the lover of high-class vaudeville is well repaid for his time and money by attending the Stetson’s show, which will be seen at the Broadway theatre on April 4th, matinee and night. = BREED THEATRE. “In Oid California,” Thrilling Romance of the West. In _the superb romance of the Span= ish Dominion by the Biograph com- pany, entitled In Old California, the Breed theatre has a genuine novelty. A pretty Spanish senorita, is beloved by a wealthy young Spaniard, also by @ handsome treubadour of the viilage. The young troubadour’s musical talent wins her, and she marrieg _him, and twenty vears later, finds the home with a grown up son, and conditions in a wretched state. She appeals to her former lover, now Governor, to take their son and make a soldier of him. Out of former love for her, he accepts the task, but the blood of the father shows up, and he is presented several time for misdemeanors. The poor mether; dying in squalor, begs the ivilege of seeing ther son , be- leving him to be a hero, and the Gov- ernor ts him to return to her under guard, and decorates him with medals to substantiate her belief. She | is overjoyed at seeing him, and the excitement proves too much for her weakened cendition, and she expires, whereupon the medals are snatched from to the culprit son, and he is given just punishment. The closing scene between the dead mother and her former lover, is one of the best pieces of acting in the whole reel, and the picture is a pronounced success. Two other big western pictures are on the programme, and an excellent educa- | tional flm. Mr. Ray is heard in a new selec- | tion entftied Angel Eyes, which is a distinct song-novelty. HOME GARMENT MAKING. .. “The Bulletin’s Pattern Service. 1632 16382 LADIES’ CORSET COVER. Paris Patfern No. 1632 — All Seams Allowed. The neat and simple model shown fits the figure snugl down the center front and finishes with peplum. Nainsook, cambric, jacunet batiste or in fact any sheer white materi; are adaptable to its development. The neck and arm- holes are edged with narrow lace or embraidery edging. Dhe pattern ls In six sizes—36 to 46 bust. r 36 bust the corset cover re- quires 134 yards of material 36 inches wide. Give accurate measurements. (I). doe ?g pa.tt':!l:'ll_l’.l 10 cents, rder throug! e Bulletin Company, Pattern Depts Norwioh, Gonn. 0o here closes Pansies for Veterans’ Graves. “There’s rosemary; that's for remem- brance: pray, love, remember; and there is pansies, that’'s for thougv.hats > So, Ophelia. = So, too, the Grand Army post in Brockton, which has decided to decorate the soldiers’ graves on Me- morial day with baskets of growing pansies rather than with cut flowers. The plan is excellent, and is neither burdensome or impossible. To those who hope to see the custom of Memo-— rial day perpetuated there can scarce- ly be a flower to appeal with greater gmt% pansy for this purpose. s ties it is hud'yl-nébe- fowess s showy. In the language of lcuflet geranium signifies a meaning which almost after the was is over is POISONED BY PIN PRICK *“Several I had a littl B ot years ago op-m— t:o it with a e. In a sl wueely use it. unable to rest dly or mght. l svery remed recommended, eon- ts but grew wol ‘ll the t.ime fln g no relief in lnythln‘. “M}L recommended the Cuti- medies. I began using the Cuti- cura_Remedies according to directions and I was so much reheve& that I slept fi‘w '.ga finu ght. ’l'hoi xtcgnnz. burix- and swelli my limb gradual A!mr six monflu suffering such as I had endured, the relief was wonderful. I cméfimlad the tr:‘tment several h':eks e the re- sult. T shall ever recomrend the Cuti- cura Remedies to any one suffering from blood and_skin diseases. rs. D. M. May, R. F. 5, Goldsboro, W. C., Oct. 25, 1 Mailed free, Cuticura Book on Skin and Scl.lgDu&euse« Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Boston, hardly appropriaste. Now we do not need comforting because they are gone; but we do need to think of them. Pansies “for thought,” pray re- member. They will bloom generously and for a long time. It is a good idea. —New Bedford Standard. MERIDEN FIREMEN. To Ask for Longer .Vacations—Want Ten Days. Permanent members of the Meriden fire department will ask the fire com- missioners for longer vacations. They are anxious to get three days off duty each month and ten days on a stretch in the summer. A petition is being circulated and will be sent to the board Thursday night. At present the fire fighters are al- lowed two days a month and one week for their summer rest. They are, of course, paid when off vacations, It is believed that the request will be granted. In other cities more time off is given the firemen, and more salary, too.—Meriden Record. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. fhe Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M—-—: Z Signature of PLUMEING AND GASFITTING. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS furnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street janzzd T. F. BURNS Heating and Plumbing, o 92 Franklin Street. S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheei Meta! Worker. Agent for Richardé=on and Boyntoa Furnaces. Street. Norwich, Cenn Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay you in the increase of health and saving of doctor’s biils. Overhauling and re- fitting thoroughly done. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas.. The work will be first-class and the price reasonable. J. E. TOMPKINS, 67 West M auglsd Street. WALL PAPERS And Draperies We are always glad to show our goods knowing that they are our best advertisers. May we show them to you? The Fanning Studios, 31 Willow Si. Papers, Curtains, Upholstery Goods and Window Shades. mar23d IMPORTED Wall Papers They are all in, also our domestic line, and the best to found- outside of New York City, and at half prices charged there—with all necessary dec- orations, including cut out borders. Also Mixed Paints, Muresco, Brushes, Ete. : I am now taking orders for Spring Painting, Paver Hanging and Decor- ating. My many years experience will be of value to you. P. F. MURTAGH, 92 and 94 West Main Street. Telephone. febl6d Is the Home Complete Spring means new Furniture. And we are prepared to show you the finest goods in Connecticut. Any- thing at any price. Special pieces that help you in buying odd furniture when house cleaning. Now is the time to buy. ‘We will be pleased to have you in- spect the values offered here. M. HOURIGAN, 62-66 Main Street. marlld Wall buy a dress Box 322, WANTED—A good ho erence of high pay. Thames St., between aprid WANTED—Loan_ of 31.56. good security and h\tal‘”t. Box 30, Bulléetin. eral must be Address letin. housework; Hand: DICYoIE With oouzee' mlu," 5 Tattville, aprid ul.—’l‘horomhrfl foxhound 4 | Bk, 3 St A< Wcuerly. R. I R SALE—Peki c | esgs 8. me’;':onn Pgl."’kh‘llv Scotland Road, Norwich Town, R. ¥. D. aprld TO RENT. TO RENT—A new six-room cottage on Sunnyside Ave. Laurel Hill, now occupied by Irving Forbes. Possessio; May 1st. Lucius A. Fenton, Norwic! wn. aprid TO RENT_Five-room tenement with bath at 25 East Baltic St. mar30d SALE—Rubber-tire, top Concord FOR S. ‘Will give | carriage, in first_ class conditiog. No 31d WANTED Competent_gitl for gen- Swede preferred; ood cook; references required. meral Ho\nework care mar3id Mrld.rus &mmnable offer refused. Bul- ress aprid FARMS FOR SALE_All sizes and all prices, from a Io—ncre farm at $1,200 to a 500-acre farm at $5,000; also cottages and summer homes. _ Write me your wants or send for a list. F. E. Bowen, Addre Baldwin, Taftville, Ct. MARRIED MAN, sition as coachman_and with garden. M. R., Best of references: . no family,wants po- eneral man letin Office. ‘mar3ld WANTED—Boy to deliver groceries and help in store. Address Grocer, Bul- | 379 mar30d letin Office. North Windham, Conn. aprld FOR SALE—The lots known as the Battle Ground, on Penobscot and River Sts. For particulars, inquire of W. Beckwith, 110 West Thames St. Phone mar11FTu EGGS HATCHING—White Wy- andottes (Fllhel & Duston_strain), S. WANTED—Youn, N and good references. keeper, Bulletin Office. eral housework. way. < g jorth - German woman with little girl 4 years would like position as housekeeper; good cook Address House- mar30d WANTED—Experienced girl for gen- Enquire at 193 Broad- mar2: SITUATION WANTED—A temperate, trustworthy young man seeks situation Apply by letter, 1, Willimantic, Ct. on farm. Can milk. F. Wright, R. F. D. mar28d WANTED—Engagements. Holmes, Nurse, 75 Oneco St., ephone 442-12. Mrs. City. mar26d SALESWMAN WANTED Grand oppor- tunity. Carry our cigars exclusively or Merchants buy on Sisnt. as a side line. e C. Buff Orpin 8. C. White - horns, I!l ger 3. Mrs. W. N. S&ndbfl&, R. F. Sll Norwich, Conn. marl6 W . FOR SALE—One-fifth Interest ln a flourishing steam laundry Satisfactory reasons for lellln‘. Op- portunity for an excellent investment. nqlflro of Elbert L. Darbie, Dlvl:‘l'l'om onn. R SALE—A nice family cow with calf. Inquire a¢ this office. mar3ld FOR SALE—Cadillac touring car in splendid condition. Address Auto, care Bulletin. mar3ld FOR SALE—At a bargain to a quick buyer, six of the best house lots in one plot at Prospect Park. Apply x 200 Bulletin. G. Free samples. Regent Mfg. Co, Clov Tap O Tiarisd FOR SALE Thorughbred iIersfi:r CIGAR SALESMAN o | cow, 3 vears old, suitable for family periencs upnecessary. Siy pay. Globe | e, on Ui premizes of C Pal igar Co.. Cleveland. Ohior © - ja oftman. Inquire at 159 Rockwell St. MITC] 'HELL LARAMIE—AIL raw furs bought, sold and tanned. ;] Repairing of |\’ Taxidermist work done. kinds mar3id FOR SALE—Marsh motorcycle. 31 h. mu!t. be sold at once Address S. R.. eare Chapman & Tripp, Jewett of boots, shoes, rubbers, hot water t- {les, stc. " Grabrelias, repaired and new City, Conn. e covere Main mantle, |~ 1oR SALI _Bay chunk, sound,welght onn. Telephone 11- anll 1150, extra good worker and fair ariver. safe' for anyone to handle; also gray WANTED. mare, good block, welght about 1150, Man and wife, without children, the |&00d driver and worker, one for farmwork, the other for house- boarding | Franklin St. car line. work. Chambermald and gen: work help; also cook for house (male or female). FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, aprid S. H. REEVES, Supt. SEWING MACHINES, Cash Registers, branches. Lawn Mowers, writers and Bicycle repairing in all its Baby carriage tires put on. Supplies and General Repair Work. A. H. OUSLEY & CoO., 100 West Main aprlid WANTED One colored woman for general house pay $22.00 per family cooks, general house work, month; girls and waitress. J. B. LUCAS, two in family, mar23d St. ‘Tel. 555-4. Room 32, Central Bldg. Type- If you want a business Thorse cheap. see these 111 McKinley Ave. on mar3id Zood before vou buy. FOR S e driving outfit, con- sisting of one g00d road horse, sound and kind, good for anybody to drive, would make good family horse; also one open buggy, one top buggy, one sleigh, harness and robes. Will be sold cheap’at quick sale. Telephone 438-4, Norwich. Dr. Taylor, Montville. mar3id FOR SALE—Two heavy cheap work- ing horses, 1 express wagon, 2 top roll The American Waste and Metal 210 W. Main, Norwich. EGGS l‘on HA'HJHING—Whhe Ply- mar3od mouth finest _thoroughbred stock, Sl g r 13 u per_100; rred Plymouth 1 per 13, $5 per 100; :5(' per 13, $4.50 per 100 A. A M‘ilchell R. D. 4, Norwich, Conn. Tel. 239-4 mar3od FOR SALE—Cholce new milch eéw 5 years old, two nearby springers, one 28}'2:}!' old bull, 12 hives of bees. Phone 4. mar30d FOR SALE—Indian motorcycle, 5 b. p., twin clinder, 1909 model, in A'No. 1 FOR SALE. For Sa One Light Team Wagon n ! One Single Lumber with body 12 ft. x 4 Wagon. New and Second-hand Delivery Wagons. The Scott & Clark CORPGBATION, 507-515 North Main jan26d Streel, condition; machine fully equlrped with speedometer, 20th Century lamp and generator, luggage carrier, exira large tool bag and Rough Rider grips if wanted. If interested. inquire of Ray W. Pellett, ‘phone 84-3, Danielson, Conn. mar36d FOR SALE A pair of young oxen, well matched, good workers. J. G. Bromley, Lisbon, Ct. mar2jd FOR SALE—Ocean Beach cottage, seven rooms, all furnished. Address J. F. Tourjee, Blydenburg Ave., New Lon- don, Ct. mar26d R SALE—Full blooded registered yrshire bull; three and a half years old; fine animal, with good pedigree. He and his calves can be seen on what is known as Robinson farm, Hampton. Conn. Price $100. Address James H. Cutler, Hampton, Conn. mar26d FOR SALE CHEAP—Boy's Tuxedo suit. Apply at this office. = mar24d FOR SALE—Cheap for cash, a lot of second-hand household furniture: also rolltop desk and safe. Apply W. H. Covey, 319 Franklin St. mar23d FOR SALE—200 bushels stock car- Just the tonic for horses thi season of the year:; 56c_per pushel. E. Peckham, East Side. Tel. con. mar22d FOR SALE—Two barber chairs; also paol table, mearly new. Address . B. Kies, Wauregan, Conn. 154 FOR SALE—A goocd business, within one minute’s walk of Franklin square; place is well stocked, in first class con- tion; good reason for selling; will saltl ‘»’11[13 bargain. Inquire at this office. el mar FOR SALE 0! -New seven- Wall Papers —AT— Yerrington's 49 Main Stres marléd el MAXWELL For Sale The swellest looking car and great- Maxwell equipped with wheel bargain _ ever 4-cylinder, 45 H. P. every modern appliance. base, quick detachable rim. Been used carefully, of the shop. N. B. We have several used—prices right. NEW est immediate delivery. Call for demonstrations. M. B. RING & SONS mar22d offered. POPE-HARTFORD, WELL AND OVERLAND CARS for 116 now just out FOR SALE—UPRIGHT PIANO. In good condition. Will be sold cheap | for cash. Enquire at 35 Lafayette St. | mar19a —The Latest in Typewriters— THE BENNETT PORTABLE TYPEWRITER s $15.00, but does the work of a sloo uo machine. F. N. ASH. Agent, New London Count. Union Street, Norw! EL Ry FOR SALE Lot on McClellan Ave., Norwich Town, comprising about 40 acres, part grassland with barn and part wood. ga) Also 28 acres known as the Barrows lot. D. L. UNDERWOOD, mar30WEM Executor. WILLIAM B. WILCOX......Auctioneer AUCTION The adjourned auction on the farm of the late Chas. R. Lyon, in the west part of Canterbury, will be held SATURDAY, APRIL 2, at 10 a. m., consisting of 6 cows, new milch and springers, 1 yearling heifer, 2 calves, 1'voke 6 year old oxen, good workers, a horse, 12 years old, good driver and perfectly safe. _ All of -the farming utensils and best part of household goods, as pre\;lously advertised. If cars, ittle | Stormy, next falr Qadior o yyvo, mar30d Executor. MAX- WHAT $1,000 WILL BUY A 150 acres farm, large house, two barns, heRnery, some fruit, abundance of wood, some timber; land in a fair General Contractor All orders receive prompt and careful Sat- sttention. Give m a trial ord isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwuh wd‘. Telephone 39-2. " | state of cultivation; near church and school; investigate. A 35 acre farm, new house, barn, hennery, abundance of fruit, some wood, 20 minute walk from trolley. Price onlv $950. Write for particulars. Seven seashore farms, 150 cottage sites fronting ocean, 50 by 150. Send for plan. Prices $250 to $500. Tiolie ity WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, \ 41 West Broad Street, Room 1, Westerly, R. I. | 4 TO RENT—A 7-room flat and bath, steam heat, all modern conveniences, rivate entrance, an ideal locanon. 6! rmoumt St. ln?uira of F. H. 125 West Main ml.rfi!d TO RENT—Upper tenement, 111 Or- chard St., corner Beach, Enquire of L. C. Anderson, on premises. mar25d TO RENT—Tenement of seven rooms at 55 Franklin Street. Inquire at Bul- letin Office. mar22d OFFICES TO RENT—At 55 Franklin Blree[zzquuire at Bulletin Office, mar: TO RENT—Store at 55 Fl‘lnklln St. Enquire at_this office. aridsd TO RENT—Reasonable, u fiat, bath, gas, good repair, 40 Ho art Ave. Inquire on premises, marldd TO RENT_At Fishers Island, fur- nished bungalow of eight rooms for Jung and July. "Particulars address . M. Taf (i 103 ivi Norwich, Conn. ‘mar er Ave., FOR RENT-—New modern first floor flat, rivate entranc: L, hol wller heat, cel- neighbor- 1 Hil fam- Enquire of Allln( Rubber Co. marid TO RENT—Office room: the Bill block; steam heat fu nmna. hqulu of "lll.d Hutchins. 87 Eh.tucl.‘ Streel TO RENT—Upper tenement, 7 rooms and bath room. Enquire of J. Brad- ford, Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. dec2d TO RENT_First cluss store in Ma- honey block, W, Main. Inquire Ma- honey Bios. Stable. Falls Ave. novisa TO RENT—Deslirable also furnished rooms i ing; steam heat and wa oct16d office; uild- TO LET—On Broaaway. naxt to %h- Wauregan Hotel, two room; 1 for offices or dressmaker: lllo Il same bLullding. a large, fl ment room. 26 f..( ble for business Apply to William H. TO REN1—Basement at §5 Frankiin for the paint. plum?m may17d !hlolu. oct’ Store 74 Main Street, City. Possession given N. TARRANT & CO., FOR RENT Three cheap tenements on West Main Street. Enquire of A. L. Poiter & Co., 18 Broadway. feb25d _— FOR SALZ. when desired. 117 Main St., City FOR SALE. Lot 40x60 feet on Cliff St. suit the purchaser, JAMBS L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. aprid Terms to FOR SALE. Cadillac Runabout, in good condition. Price $350. A. B. SIMPSON, mar5d 82 West Main St., Norwich, Conn. HERE THEY ARE Cottage, 7 rooms, barn, henhouse, ap- ples, cherries, raspberries, strawberries, grapes, one acre of land, 4 minutes to trollev $950, part mol’tgage 136 acre oblrn, Cottige, 6 rooms, plenty of apples, on trolley, $1 E. A. PRENTICE, 86 oum St. FOR SALE. To close up estate of R. W. Marshall, I offer lot on Elizabeth street, compris- ing about 25 acroes, part pasture and part grass land, cutting about 25 ton mar29d Jhay. A bargain for someohe. A. A. BECKWITH, marlzd Administrator. WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Main St, Fran! Real Estate and FOR SALE Roosevelt Ave., No. 68, near the Bleachery, Greeneville; six room cot- tage, with large, well cuitivated gar- den. Basy terms. Lew price. Joseph St., Shetucket Heights, cot- tage of eight rooms, with barn, fowl house and large lot with variety of fruit. Very cheap. 85 School St., two-family house, with adjoining building lots, for sale at a bargain price. Well rented to good tenants. aprid REAL ESTATE BARGAINS, 40-acre farm, good comfortable 8- room house, 1 mile to village, 4 miles to city, $700. 4 acres, 1 mile to city, handy to trol- ley, fine new 8-room cottage finished In cyprefl!. hot and cold water, bath, new rice $3,000. Tha est 175-acre farm in New Lon- don county for 35.000. veral “goo o0d investment properties in city of illimantic. Three furnished cottages on Fisher's Island at bargain prices. If you want a farm, country home or ecity property, call at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGENCY, 11? gal- Street, ‘Willlmantic, Conn. v HORSES. Just_in with another car of horses. A good assortment of all kinds. Draft, Chunks, Drivers and general purpose horses. Come_and look them over. ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 177-1z. mar2sd FOR SALE No. 33 Otis Street Residence owned and occupied by Nelson J. Ayling, consisting of two apartments, each fur- nished with modern conven- iences. Fine location for a home. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn. NOTICE! I will repair, remodel, redye and clean your furs at a very reasonable price, and all my work is guaranteed. Drop a postal and I will call for work. Telephone 254-3. BRUCKNER, The Furrier, feblIMWE 55 Franklin St. WHEN you want to put your busi. ness before the public, there is no mes dium better than through the advertis- ing columns of The sulletin. FuLL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES FOETRY, A SEA P-L"Al"- : "Ql.lr’flfthl g. ' m'shr ’fin 1t The Flrll. Ll!. C.u It I but saw ‘with tlu -omln'l dy . and thought the M of Wh)’ plain, I'a read, e Tis ‘mesning ’l‘hll 18 t'h -Wimfn of l !h. Dook lrn o! of tl II\! mos only a Aty ior u:-' t of Man; but out where th Four times as wid that nobody sees—or knows! Under_ the lighted glass of the Sea; elow in the worlds unseen; Lieth an yet unmapped and = Furope submarine. A -econd. uwl of the Planet's pole, he pull o - new Atlantic an asteroid, Asia sink in the void, Far is the boundary fence of Tim hflll ever the world be sur The chance and change of a_ millon wi hundred v-.r-’ 1l cease for = i w- hld tool- e se—an seen the e with . human tongu: ‘What mle?dot the aeons past l.lld gone ‘wou sung! The yolm bul'lndinldmdr continents in surely be scribed and 1 = dark that under the salt wave grows Holds equal lnc. ln the mor’- oyes with the fairest garden e? Old is_the story of Ogean; old, in the rther Eocene, When Mr{ ollw:ln and 1 aking hills ded its mun ns green; The waters then are the waters mow, with little of loss or gain; But age by age have the lands been xod and risen and sunk Mr-m:h- of a world for level :lnn. & fifth of wrinkled crust, story in broken lines of failure and dust; th ’M of Men, but of the Tides, :"‘orla through the Cosmio Bquadron VIEWS AND VARIETIES cl.vu- Sayinge When a woman steals a buttonhook she is a thief. When she steals a seal- skin coat she’s a kleptomanias. When a man steals picture pomud he's a thief. When he steals he's a connoissieur.—Cle: Isnd Plain Dealer, Visitor—I presume vou ‘would do very differently now if you were at lib- erty, I my poor man. cond-Story Sam—Yessum. I kin see naw de mis- takes I made. I never orter have climbed dat last porch till I ocut de telephone wires. You can’t trust a boozin’ lookout, munt—Chicago News. “You ought to have a burgiar alarm system in your house” said the elec- trical supply agent, “so that you will be awakened if a burglar raises ene of the windows or opens a door at night.” “No burglar can get in here while we are peacefully sleeping,” replied Mr. Newpop. “We are weaning our baby.” —Chicago Record-Herald. Casey’s wiffe was at the hospital, where she had undergone a very seri- ous operation a few deys before. Mrw, Kelley called to inquire as to Mrs, Casey’s condition. “Is she restin’ qui- etly?” Mrs, Kelley asked. “No; but 1 am,” said Casey.—National Monthly. ‘The chorus girl arried at once, Tottie!” hae cried. She shook her peroxide friszes. “No, Freddie, not yet awile,” she an- “Not until mother ean find out whether your papa Is one of the Knox kind or not.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Danjel had emerged from the lion's den. “Although I was In no danger of catching any African fever from them ™ he said, “I am sure Prof, Star will feel much easier ih mind on account of my coming out unharmed. ¥or the pro- fessor, it will be remembered, had not predicted that anything would hap- pen to Daniel.—Chicago 'l‘rlhune Rats are eaten by the natives of Northern Australia. A web two and a quarter miles long has been taken from the body of u spider. For extinguishing fires the London brigade last year used 11,375,000 gal- lons of water. Not more than 6 per cent tives of British India can write their own language. of the na- read and Among all their palaces and castles it is Balmoral that the members of the British royal family have always look- ed upow as their home. In the early '90s, Cuban wrapper to- bacco was frequently valued below Su- matra wrapper: in the five yes end- ing 1908 the import price of Cubun was 75 per cent, higher. states There are n the union whose combined business does not equal that of the New York post office, which is more than the post office business of Philadeiphia and Chicago combined. 1t is already proposed, with the ap- proval of the mayor, to re-establish the nickel-in-the-slot machine in the cigar stores of San Francisco and to restors the recently suspended privilege of smoking in street cars Argentina continues to rank second in population among South American countries, being only exceeded by Bra- zil, with 22,000,0000, over three times as many as Argentina, which in turn has nearly twice the population of Chile—3,620,000. The Canadian weasel which passes as ermine, has advanced 150 per cent. over last year, the prime sking bring- ing $1 against 40 cents in Januar 1909, Some few sea otter find their way to Winnipeg and bring, for the fing, dark silver-pointed skins, $500 to $759 each. Consul General R. M, Bartleman re- ports that the Lloyd Italiano/s 12,000 ton steamer Principessa Mafalda which was placed on the line between Buenos Ayres and Genoa in May, 1909, has just broken the record between thesas ports by her trip of 14 days and 7 hours. The average run from New York to Buenos Ayres Is 26 days. Tn a Belfast breach of promise case the man;, a farmer, won. He agreed - to marry a spinsted if she could raise $500. She was able to get togethcr only $300, so the farmer called it off, despite the fact that he had ordered the clergyman to be on hand to marry them. The judge said that the prom- ise to marry was conditional, and .the condition had not beew fulfilled. Excellent natural rottery is manu- fartured by nuur- the case of a certain cactus. oodpeckers are apt to excavate m-u in the trunk and branches, and, in order that it may protect. itself against these incursions, the plant exu s sticky juiee, which the hole made iy birds. Ewventual. Iy the cactus dles :ml withers, but the wooden bowl re ins. :