Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, February 17, 1910, Page 12

WHAT IS GOING ON TCNIGHT Vaudeville and I(nuoa Pictures at ocadway Theater. .r Pictures and Illustrated Scngs I! Vai 'm.i'hu na Wn Pictures at A‘i)‘-’-m of 'm:.lrd Company, C. A. C., at :&:&gflm A. O. H, meets in Norwich No. 430, B. P. O, E., m(;‘:té: Pt{:lo Nn. 3, I O. O. F., meets s Odd m:; tnloh.lu. F. of A, meets Muterl Hall. Gorm-.n X“lm No. 11 0. D. H. S, eets in Germania ANNCUNCEMENTS BROADWAY THEATER. The midweek change of vaudeville takes today at the Broadway the- ater finds acts of unusual quality for tHe remainder of the week. ‘The animal actor, Kurnel, assisted by Roburtus and company, wi who appeared the first of the week, will remain rest of the.week. TMs act has proved to be a headliner in eve-ry sense of the word. Joe Cook and Brother are a couple of clever youngsters who have made mmartmdaresuremhave omething new in theAr line. * A sketch dealing with the much- talked-of subject, The Suffragette, will be fully in a comedy man- ner by Mr. and Mrs. Gates and Blake, a team of character mtere-iner-. will finish out a well bal- snced vaudeville bill which is sure to lcase. ’ln. Righ standard set by unusual ®ood motion ures will be continued &nd the complete change will be made daily. THE AUDITORIUM. On Thursday the Seven Russels, who playing the -entire week at the mflm will change their act, add- ing new minstrel numbers, stories and dances, in fact making an ‘entirely new w. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lavarnie, who come the last part of the week, bave a screaming Irish comedy sketch ‘Dgflod Hubby's Bluff, ‘The singing dancing soubretie, Althea Morri- will surely make a hit with her -ay graceful dancing and cheer— songs. Han-y ‘Taylor, billed as a s!ng-r talker and story teller, intro- @& new line of jokes and songs. n Mey will sing New York's latest song , You’'ve Got Me Going, Xid, 'flh entdly slides. The Audi- tortumn Duo, sings The Shadow of the Pines. New pictures with a feature “fmp” reel entitled The Tide of For- tune. Some picture! BREED THEATER. ¥he Ranch King’s Daughter, Thrilling Western Picture. As one of the many features at the Preed theater for the balance of the week the great western story of life on the plains entitled The Ring’s Daughter will be shown. This is truly = weonderfully realistic picture of life am & was in the vivid days of buffelo herd, the cattle ufld the echo of the coyotte e sage brush of the foothills. ranch ¥ing's daughter, loved by altke, has two suitors, one the fore- d the and the other an who in reelity is the leader c‘m. rustlers. The latter, see- suit unpreductive of gain, hits upon n. plan to kidnap her. Accord- ingly she is seized and carried to the Indien stockade. A thrilling rescue by her admirer, entailing a des- running fight, and safe arrival culminates in a happy reunion, while the cattle rustler meets justice !'h all man of fng b at the hands of the faithful cowboys who would have died to save the daughter of their master. A superb big Biograph picture is among the features, there being plenty of good comedy and an abundance of dramatic subjects. Miss Wolcott will sing a song writ- ten for her by one of the most famous orchestra leaders of New York, it be- ing entitled The Ivy and the Rose. This is a brillant song and written to dis- Jey the many fine qualities in Miss ‘olcott’s work. Judge Baldwin to Write a Book. Not to run for office but to writz a Book is the avowed ambition of formor Chief Justice Simeon E. Baldwin of New Haven. Announcement that the eminent Connecticut jurist is to turn author is gratifying, At the age of threescore years and ten, with his mind and body still vigorous, Judge Baldwin is the proprietor of a rich fund of reminis- eences and opinions. He has done much, observed much, thought much. His mind is a storehouse of informa- tion amd convictions. He has written many papers and delivered many ad- dresses. ‘Often his utterances havs eommanded - national attea*ion ana on oxas'on international a‘lention. He ‘has the faeulty of clear thinking and of Tucld «xpression: A book by Judge Baldwin, recount- lng r‘re of his egperiences, indulging iniscerices and outlining the conchulclu he has reached with ref- erence to the great problems of life and state, would create widespread in- terest and would be at once enlight- ening and entertaining. We hope that Judge Baldwin’s pen will soon get busy.—Hartford Times. —-— The New Bishop. Born ' in Newburyport, Mass., 54 years ago, the Rev. John J. Nilan of Amesbury, who has been appointed bishop of the Roman Catholic diocese of Hartford to succeed the late Mi- chael Tierney, is now in the prime of his powers. Firm, but tactful, positive but gentle, he has shown in his parish werk great executive capacity, and his career has been successful. With ripe scholarship and broad views he com- bines piety and administrative ability. Although his appointment was wholly unexpected hereabouts, the an- nouncement of his selection has becn wcl received, and the belief is ex- pressed that he will measure up to the ‘high standards established and main- tajned by Bishop Tierney. Great is the optortunity which confronts him, and great are the responsibilities which de- volve upon him, but there is every rea- =on to assume that the opportunity will be well utilized and_the responsi- bilities efficiently discHarged.—Hart- ford Times. STORI ES ABOUT WORDS. Englneer Lym-.n B, Cooley proposes to utilize the Mississippi river for the development of 400,000 horsepower by means of - dams hydro-electric plants. What then, is a “horse-power?” Old James Watt established the term h; m he ;n:nlzlh( ‘have some basis ° son of e power developed by his engines, He measured the work done by a heavy ILondon draft horse of the Cilyersdale or similar variety during short intervals by observing the welght it could lift against gravity, the horse wealking on the - ground and -pulling horizontally on a rope held so that the weight through leys, rose vwfill The unit horsepower, ‘g0 estabHshed, was 5560 foot-pounds of work or 33,000 foot-pounds is, 33,000 pounds raised is, 33,000 pounds raised pound raised 33,000 feet t whereas few horses Sydney Reynolds., Ranch- ducing that amount of work nne!yaolongeslti-nnpl!edfl& Bl m. -How ‘“canvassing” got its election significance is one of the unsolved puz- zles of etymology. The word appears originally to have meant tossing in a canvas or blanket, and thence gener- ally mishandling or assaulting. - “T'll canvass thee in thy broad cardinal hat” is the Duke of Gloucester's threat to the bishop of Winchester in “Henry VL” The next stage of mean- ing was that of destructive criticism, from which to thorough discussion— “canvas: » a ~subject—was simple enough. ut how exactly did it ar- rive at the election sense? Dr. John- son explained that the term meant “trying votes previously to the elec— tion,” and derived it from “canvass as it signifies a sieve.” The Oxford dic: ionary, however, is unable to find this use o# the word. A Japanese Bird Horror. A million birds have been slaugh- tered each year for several years past in the Hawaiian islands’ bird reserva- tion by Javanese, according to Capt. F. D. Walker of the government cut- ter Thetis, which effected a recent cap- ture of Japanese on Midway island. ‘That island and all others in the group, with the exception of Laysan, are said to have lost practically all their once teeming bird population. Thre is no evidence of any market- ing of birdskins and feathers in Honolulu; the poachers’ spoils, it is said, being sold@ by Osaka merchants in London, Paris and New York. The bird poaching, # is believed, is han- dled direct from Japan. Japanese schooners, ostensibly in the shark fish- ing business, are frequent callers in the bird dsiand group, which stretches northwest from Hawaii Captain ‘Walker says that birds were so tame on all the islands that they could be caught by hand. The poachers, he states, captured them. cut off their wings and left the helpless creatures to die a slow death.—Honolulu Letter. GLEANINGS. ‘The largest sponge ever found came from the Mediterranean. It was over three feet across, and ten feet in cir- cumference. Melville E. Ingalls, chairman of the Big Four railroad sboard of directors, will leave January 28 for a tour of the ;‘;)orald’ which will last until March, 12. After a lingering illness from tuber- culosls, G. Edwards Sinclair, well known racing man, in recent years prominent in ownership of Canadian track interests, died in Tennessee. A new move is about to be made in the introduction of woolen"clothing for the modern drilled army of China, and this may possibly prove the first step toward the more general adoption of woolen clothing throughout the coun- try, a result which followed the same action 4n Japan. Consul General Richard Guen writes from Frankfort that most of breweries throughout Germany report diminished sales for last year and de- clare lower dividends. Statistics show that the amount of beer consumed was only 29 1-2 gallons per capita in 1908 against 31 gallons in 190 er ‘Wise—Don't get foolish just because you've bad a little money left you. You'd better be economical now. Gailey—Ah, it's too hard! Wise—But if you don’t live economically now you will have to later. Gailey—Well, it isn’t so hard to be economical when you have to.—Catholc Times. On the approach of a thunderstorm French peasants often make up a very smoky flre, in the belief that safety from lightning is thus assured. By some this is° deemed a superstition, but the custom is based on reason, in- asmuch as the smoke acts as a good conductor for carrying away the elec- tricity. T'he interstate commerce commis sion has announced that four hearings supplementary. to that held last week on substitution of commodities In transit will be held. The first of the hearings will be held in Chicago on the 25th inst. ‘Thereafter, at early dates, hearings will be held at Boston, Mont- gomery, Ala., and Memphis, Tenn. Arthur Van Guilder of Greenwich, Conn., sixteen years ago lost his mother’s wedding ring through a erack in the floor of a neighboring house, says the Boston Globe. Arthur, now grown, was passing the house recently when he kicked a clod of earth from a cellar excavation and out rolled a ring, which proved to be the one he lost sixteen years ago. Marshall Case, who has been for 15 years a blacksmith in Barkhamsted, Conn., was recently called on for the first time to shoe a cow brought to the smithy by Rupert Stevens, ten years old. Mr. Case said he had never heard of a cow being shod before. The boy said he had trained the cow to harness and wanted her shod so that she wouldn’t fall on the icy roads. Guadalajara division 540, Order of Railway Conductors, has received re- plies from several United States sena- tors in answer to an appeal in behalf of James A. Cook, an American rail- road conductor, being held in prison in connection with the robbery of a train in his charge. The senators promise that the state department will be urged to exert every effort to ob- tain his release. A Durham farmer 'was travelng to London to consult a lawyer, when the fear struck him that he had left cer- taln important papers behind. He made a hurried search of his bag. “If I did leave those papers,” he remarked, “I'm a fool.” Just-as he was exam- ining the last bundle of papers he ex- claimed, “Well, Tll bet T am a fool.” A man on the other side of the com- partment lowered his newspaper for a moment and said slowly and delib- erately, “Oblige me, sir, by laying a little money that same way for me.” London Tit-Bits says that a re- markable record has been commemo- rated at Teignmouth by the presenta- tion to Miss Linter. organist of the parish church of St. Michael, East Teignmouth, of an illuminated address and a purse of 130 sovereigns, sub- scribed by parishioners and others. The post of organist In the church has remained uninterruptedly in the Linter family since the year 1809, when Miss Linter’s father, Willlam Linter, be- came organist ‘of the church, ——— Beware of Olmtments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury. as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when _entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used, except on prescriptions from reputable physi cilans, as the damaj will do is tenfold to the 00, yflu ‘can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken internally. acting direct ¥ upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be | sure you f‘e! the genuine. taken internally and made in Toledo, h_by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimoni- ee. Sold by Drugsgists. Pri 7 bottle. Y 112 ice 75¢ per Ta-ke Hall's Ffimlly Pills for consti- pation. It 1s e S L f:;;r;;"&h.!, - 4 hqmw k. l-fl!y i‘lrl nsr-l E;qulre at this m 2 hflfl WANTED—ME‘ amy ‘top surrey. Communicate, _stating wanted, with Box 103, je... ;flm ith a N w'! ke % n‘y d a ‘ew Yor] ;’m high prices foro“l.& kinds furs. Give me a chance before you u'l Albert L. Mil Hampton, Conn. e~ phone connection. feb2d FOR SALIE_Bay horse, "l‘ht 1000, sound in- aver' vuv. olwer for women u or children stand without g.wmng True i svork prlce us- mnn settle loao tobl’ld Franklin Bt., up flight. one “wom lAm—-I'n'rm of 28 acres. mile from Baltic; house and barn, etc. Eour cows, one Lorse, = Address Josepn Bessett, R. F. D.. Baltic, Conn. feb17d KEMP N‘J SPREADER in good running order, $20; trial l.llowod_ Ad- dress Box 212, Bulletin. b15d Sasien. 1o, S8, Deiietin,. . L, Tep154 FOR !‘I‘——A juantity of rye straw in bundles. F. E.u oah‘i’ln. East Side. Tel. con. febl2d FOR SALE—A well established busi- ufacturing town, millinery, ar and notions. Business, care Bulletin Co. WANTED—At n§°- a first class shoer and jobber. but a steady, reliable man and one viahhzf a per- manent job need ply. John G. Wight- man, Stafford H o’fcnw. Conn. jan3: d febl2d FOR lALE—A ‘Wd business, within one minut k of Franklin squars 'z:'l“;Aa‘ unnecessary. B'Ic pav obe ence unn 3 S:nr Co.. Cleveland, OMD. % MITCHELL LARA! .All kln‘l of | place 1s wel 'tockad.-ln first class con raw furs bought, tanned. dman good reason for selling; will Taxldermln work done. - Boulr of. ul] at a bargain. Inquire at this office. ~hot water e~ blld ;1 to mpre :n‘%l{fla new- covere ain antfe. onn. Telephone 11-3. Janii ven- 9 tently businoas. _section. . Easy CASH REG en near siness i typesrriters, slot machines. sewing ma- o R ephone 816-3. Gotzid nes and carpet .wo,pen to repair; cuu.ry sharpened, eaw E d supplies tor -ll nnkn of Packinge ‘Open evenings. SEWING MACHINE HOSPITAL, General FOR SALE—Concord buggy, in first class condition. Ford Auto Agency, Franklin St. feb8d FOR SALE—A first class driving horse, six years old; as good a roadster as there I‘ in this city; one of the best and a good looker;s not afraid of a thing, clever and sound; $300 takes him now, and he certainly is worth it. Rea- sons for selling, no further use for him. Apply at this office. feb7d nn vergd milk wagon, SALE—Co ear; price low for a quick sale. Mdrell s Chas. ¥. Bnnis, Danielson. CC "~ FOR SALE My Fresaor Business; established two years; good trade; price reasonable. Inquire OTTO STABENOW, 17 Broadway. . Tel. S5l market, near Thames -nuu'n. WANTED Cooks and General Housework Girls. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. feb7d S. H. Reeves. Sup't. WANTED COOKS, GENERAL HOUSE AND SECOND GIRLS. J. B. LUCAS, Room 32 - - Central feb2d 160 West M: USLEY, Mgr. erald’s anéd febl7d Building. HORSES I am in the West buying Horses. Will have same of all kinds, big and small, and will sell close to cost price upon arrival. Will get to Norwich with them about Tuesday, Feb. 22nd. Wait for these. ELMER R. PIERSON. febldd HEN The demand for our May- b flower White Wyandottes has been much greater than we expected, so that for the balance of the season our books are closed on large orders for baby chicks. We can accept a few for small lots only and eggs by the fetting. An Cunlimited quantity of Cuban game stock and o MAY] POULTRY FARM, Norwich Town, Conn. jan31d LOST AND FOUND. and goods, Ballouville dress LOST — Between Putnam, 3 bundles of sateen and men’s woolen underwear. Suitable reward if returned to S. Gold- man, 15 Lee St., Putnam. feb17d PLUMEING AND GASFITTING. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS surnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street 'Phone 34-3 janz28 FARMS. TI Fl BURNSV A b50-acre farm, new house, new barn, several new henneries, some fruit, plenty of wood, land level and highly cultivated, ten minutes’ walk from trolley and a short distance from Norwich. Price $1,250. A bargain. Investigate! An 80-acre farm situated three miles from Shore Line railroad, 10-room house, two barns, several henneries. Easy terms. Inquire about it. A 4-acre place, new house (not quite finished), some wood and near church, school and store. Price only $390, cash. Investigate. One hundred seashore cottage sites, 27 cottages and 11 seashore farms. Send for Wilcox's Farm Bulletin and make selection. Choice of 400. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad Street, Room 1, febl5d Westerly, R. I. —The Latest in Typewriters— THE BENNETT PORTABLE TYPEWRITER Cosi III.B-O.{ but does the work of a $100.1 00 machine. F. N. 'ASH, Sole Agent, New_London Connty. 9 Unlon Street, Norwich, Conn. Tel. 833-4. jan22d4 REAL BSTATE BARGAINS. - ..-‘cf. far: m. - use. 1 mile to village. 4 miles kn elty i blldny 01 tr.l- Heating and Plumbing, m.M92 Franklin Street. S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheel Mefal Worker. Ageat for Richardson .and Boyntaa Furnaces. 66 West mimin Street, Norwich, Conn dec7a Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by mew and-mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay you in the iIncrease of health and saving of doctor’s biils. Overhauling and re. fitting thoroughly done.. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind M will keep out the sewer gas. work will be first-class and the pflc. reasonable. J. E. TOMPKINS; 67 West Main Street. auglsd -nl Securities of y kind Lowest Rates ol lnl.-h An nublllh‘i wi to eity, - I‘lfl&) 4 acres, 1 mile . ley, fine naw 8-room cot! THB col.l.A'rllA.l- LOAN CO. cypress, hnt and uul 'n.m. bath, n-' 108 =4 Up M barn. prb. } 0“ - wnty lor, Sklll 'vestment properties in_city of 1llimantic. h.a cottages on Fisher's Island at ba n p! 1r ‘wan rm, counstry home or eity ;?-:um. :Jl.n TRYON REAL HSTATE AGENCY, 715 Maim Street, Willimantie, Cenn. Iyisa WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Miain St., Franklin Sguare. Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE COTTAGE—In East Norwich, new; only ten minutes’ walk from office; seven rooms; steam heat; good nrder Euy terms and cheap. No, 68, near the Grcenciflle. six raom cot- large, well cumv:ud gar- Low price. lmk St., No. very cheap five- e e ST I e, §ood garden. Very little money require: janld Already We Have Commenced to Receive New Spring Patterns In Furniture. The quality of stock and manufac- ture is guaranteed, and our past repu- tation vouches for the fact that our prices aré right. We are in a position to save you money if you are prepar- ing to newly furnish a home, COME TO US FOR PRICES. =<M. HOURIGAN, $$2-66 Main Street. For Sale One Light Team Wagon with body 12 ft. x 4 ft. One Single Lumber Wagon. New and Second-hand Delivery Wagons. The Scott & Clark CORPCBATION, : 507-515 North Main S(m!. jan26d DR. C R CHAMBERLAIN LCenta/ Surgeon. - in charge of Dr. 8. L, Geers. durlng Tss Tast liness o 161 M-m Stroet. Norwich, Gena. ooviéa nearly 08t~ in Blencher{h Sore Lungs and Raw Lungs. Most people know \,he !eeunz and the miserable state of cates. All people Foley’s Honey tkroat and lung store l.,' o ley’s Honey and “Mhitestone 5o and the . ¥. C. 100 Cigars are the vest om ‘ the n-k.v. TO RENT. h“l mnz_'_fi small t:ncm‘antp’ on Me- chanie i cheap ren Elde Silk Mill ?bl" re No. 114 Frank! s:. 3. T Panning, 31 Willow: St.. Fopsa RENT—Tenement of six rooms Ana bath at 157 Boswell Ave. lng‘ulr. at ua Do-wall Avc. 1 lr: Bil l—t !\xmllb.fl. \lll'. k: tou‘ h‘oc L.- hins, 37 Bh.tucw l.l:l'l\—flmnr tenemeont, 7 rooms d b Enquire of J. Brad- ::rd. fi:?)x;lndor. 1"‘8:»4'-’. dec2d TO ‘—First cluss store in Ma- honey block, West Main. Inquire Ma- honey Bros." Stable. Falls Ave. lwvl. — b1, fromt also rurnished Fooms. 1o Central putia: ing; lluun“ heat and water. J. Lucas. Broadway, next to Holaol tw:k::olll. nlu ressm: H or i 8 ‘? an also ding, a lll‘ . S con b i Bl et asin APply fo William . Shields. oot oL NT at bus! Bulletin Office. TO REN:—Basement street; suital for :h. pull'. ‘lnm.;l or similar pusiness. " FARM FOR RENT Farm of 70 acres, known as the John Maples farm, situated on Asylum Street. Possession given April 1st. Enquire at John H. Franklin Square. jan244 FOR RENT Three cheap tenements on West Main Sireel. Engquire of A. L. Potier & Co., 18 Broadway, Janl7d NOTICE! To Rent. To right partv. six-roem flat, with modern convenien: on lower floor, at_33 Otis St. Inquire N. J. Ayling, er telephon; 234. novlu FOR SALE. > p T ARl e TR TR FOR SALE—Grain mill, two storfes and basement, fully equipped with modern aPpllancau fine water privilege, both steel and stone mill, new shaftin, cracker and elevators, ncw and up-t date; also 6-room COttag: nning water, food barn and nuthufldlnl". acr land, centrally located, § min- Gites” walk 6 church, school and B and on R. F. D. For further inform tion, call “or address Charles B. Lam Lebanon, Conn. Tél 42, Jan27d HOME FOR SALE | Cottage house of seven rooms, near trolley, with 17 acres of land and a good barn, 4 henhouses, 25 apple tree: besides several pear trees, fine straw- berry patch and plenty of wood. > E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Clff St. HORSES. I have a load just in direct from the Ohio farms weighing from 1050 pounds to 1700 pounds. All horses warranted as represented. W. C. SPRAGUR, Moosup, Conn. febl5d feblsd Tel. Feb. 14, 191C. FOR SALE Three more $1,000 Sterlin Dyeing and Finishing C Firsi Morigage 5% Bonds at Par and Interest. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn. LEGAL NOTICES. AT A COURT OF at Montville, within trict of Montville on’the February, A. D. PROBATE HELD and for the Dis- o 16th dl! of Present — CH. A.R!M G. TURNER, Judge. Estate of Lewis Lanpher, late of Montville, in said District, deceased. e Administratrix hayin made written application to said in accordance with the statute, for an order to sell the whole of the real es- tate described therein, it is Ordered, That said Kpllullon be heard at the Probate nl- vll]. on the 224 day of r.brfllg - D. 1810, at £ o'clock in_the afterhoon eof be glven by inserting a copy of this ler In a newl{nper baving a circulation in said Dlnr lnd that return be made to this Co, LES G. TURNER, Judge. 'mm above. and foregoing is a true y of record. Altest MARTIN V. B. BRAINARD, febl7d Clerk. NOTICE! Board of Relief ‘The undersigned Board of Relief of the Town of Norwich will meet at their office in the City Hall, Tuesday, February 1st, 1910, andé will be in session daily (Sundays excepted) until and including the 21st day of Febru- ary, 1910; to hear and act upon ap- peals from the doings of the Assess- ors, abate for indebtedness and do any other business proper to be done by said Board. Office hours 10 a. m. to 4 p. m, JOHN F. SEVIN, JAMES W. BLACKBURN, HENRY GEBRATH, Board of Relief, Norwich, January 20th, 1910. E!D'l'l‘hs General Contractor All orders receive prompt and careful sttention. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. ). DODD, Norwich Telephone 348-2~ ~ Norwish, Teac -—thllll.- York Ford’s ice office, 233 Main Street, | ll tll! Wa hall wo not That which, uUnco o nln-oo- w’nunk. In New mes. ur from R ownall n:fl' s “we Tavor. Do all th and we u.r. h-!vl- u"z. h‘.vo nkyo’ noty recover, . Tec I ' “ th at: n. eonpl them, And wml;‘ oad, vflf‘ -3. And, :td’l more, on heads we'll keep In th flaanur- we'll balk pou, 8o yowll never Eet Zour mon -o-Jy Bac) Dri mmu-er.- tur Ten-inch ts! Well, just you 1t, Ana fnd omt you're it A 0] *" o _Balttmore Amertosm, VIEWS AND VARIETIES e T TSt s A Adam had just blamed 1t on the woman. “There wasn't any tariff,” he exclaimed. Herewith all agred he had done his best—New York Bun. F Cook-Tll ‘be lavix yem eum. Mis- T rery wel the:'rx—ght. nu:ar‘\ll'nc cooks Yeep to c.ho left—~Harper's Bazar. Bacon—I see the London su have adopted oolors. are they? Buck and Nuo?—!onlnrn Statesman. He—Now thu we are murriel, pet, do you love me to cook for me? She—Enough, Mln.? I love you en- ur"ily too much for that.—Boston Tran- sc Guest—Gracious! What legw the new waditer has! na-b—!“ engaged hlm -rdl.lly fll.l who are umm Bilastter. "Th:’:ahh: riot lm the streot.” cop upon the beat; “In- that,” asid! “T will. not join, I vowed to -hnn erioin. e Press. "’rhat man hl. ®ood sound judg wm men “1 never saw any efldenee of | 4 "Mnybe 've never me at him r;l;;hc. Immked tod‘bfinh for lt"n.rélhour this morning, and he ev- ;lry:nlglr said."” —Om Record- e L. The lady with the feather—No, 1 sald, this is too much, I've allowed you to buy me flowers and chocolates and to take me to theaters and din- ners; I have even granted you the Iib- erty of hiring a motor for me—and this, I said, is all the thanks I get— you try to kiss me~—London Sketch. “Paw, what 40 you mean when you taljc about the ‘Insurgents? ” “Tommy, do 'yon know the meaning of the word ‘mugwump? " "No." "x‘hen there's no use In’'my iryin‘ tell you what an insurgent #s.”—Chicage Tribune. “T hope you will be\in: in yon - der gentlernan,™ oda the houu- have assigned him to take you out to dinner.” “I shall be,” respondiod the lady eddressed. “That gentlemmn was formerly my busband, and he’s bebind with his alimony.”—Kansas City Jour- “A statesman never looks really im- pressive,” sald the student ef human nature, “unless he has a distinctive beard or moustache or @ bald hesd “1 suppose,” reml-dtho-umnmam temptuously, “that you are think another silly reason W\hv women"&ould not go into politios. - ‘Washington Star. MUCH IN LITTLE * Austria; is.to develop 50,008 eleec eal hor: er from the River Gasl which “be used for lighting .nd 1nmvurpolel. The _ cpqcul of 1801 showws that the total o"gzunry for Canmds. ‘was 17,- Izz 658 the Froducunn of eg 4,132,802 dozen, valued a 7",- "The av: of try en each farm was 34.24 end t] num of eggs for each farm averaged 18§49, dozen In 1900, In Switserfand education is free and eompulsory. Ample facilities mre pro- vided for the education of all classes and 1lliterac: z is practically unknown in the confedration, except ameong lm- migrants, who come into the eountry after they have passed the prescribed “school age.” Berlin, with a population of 3,000,000, has an annual fire loss of less than $175,000. Its fire department costs & little over $300,000. Chicago's fire loss is $5,000000 and ite fire depart- ment costs over $3,000,000. Chicago's sopulatlon is two-thirds that of Ber- n. Mrs. David E. Lucas and Mrs. Mary E, Ide are the leaders in a movement to put married comvicts to work on farms and to wgy their earninge to the support of their families. Mrs. Lucas has offered u’'tract of four thou- sand acres of land in Colorado for the use of convicts for five years. An exhibition of agricultural man- ufecturing and home industries is to be held at Ekaterinoslay, wsouthern Russia, from July 14 to October 8, to "Ie'dcht. lpochfll hvl!.tuon has been 1s- su 0 Americans to participate Prince Nicolas Auroussof, -:»! shal of nobility, the prem, of the