Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, January 25, 1910, Page 12

AND CLEARING TODAY. WEDNESDAY FAIR. IMPORTANT BUSINESS NEWS _ 2overtizomenta. —— WHAT IS GOING ON TCNIGHT Moving Plctures and Illustrated Songs at Breed Theater. Vaudeville and Motion Plctures at Auditorium. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Broadway Theater. Drill of Fifth Company at Armory. Shetucket Lodge, No. 27, I. O. O. F., rAtets in Odd Fellows’ Hall Robert Burns Celebration at Waure- gan House. Wauregan Lodge, meets in Pythian Hall. Second Division, A. O. H, meets in Austin Block. No. 6, K. of P, Court Quinebaug, No. 128, F. of A., meets in Foresters’ Hall. Norwich Council, No. 720, R. A, meets in Buckingham Memorial ANNOUNCEMENTS BROADWAY THEATER. In “A Day at the Ranch,” which will e given in Broadway theater, Friday and Saturday, February 4 and 5, Open House and Haile club will offer to the public a novel and beautiful enter- tainment different from anything ever presented here. The piece was sketched out and the Wild West opening medley of songs and specialtices arranged for Mr. and Mrs. Rodenbaugh, the directors, by, the popular comedian and song and sketch writer, Mr. Frank O. French, whose services are much in demand by publishers and managers of musical eomedies. : The work for the comedians is writ- ten in so that it extends through the whole play, instead of the first half only, as in the “Garden Party” last ence Mes- year. The comedians are jl senger as Ikey Einsteina sporty He- brew; John Stone as Fritz the Ger- man; Leon Young of the Auditorium as Ham Bone, a colored gentleman, Phil Sheridan as Mike Rafferty, the Irishman; and Charles E. Case will make his reappearance on the stage as Du-t.y Rhoades, the seedy but cheer- ful tramp, and. needless to say. the comedy could be in no better hands. Big new ensemble singing and danc- inz specialties will be given in true professional style by the prettiest girls and best dancers and singers among the men, selected for these parts from a membership of 1,000 young people. There will be cowboys cowgirls, In- dian braves and maidens, Tenderfoot visitors, and all sorts of characters, and the show will go with a vim and dash, without a dull moment, Over 125 grown people will a:slst as well as & childrens’ chorus of 175. Among the soloists this season are the Misses Annie O'Brien, Nellie De- laney, Bertha Woodmansee, Ella Kir- by, ollie James, Della Woodmansee, Helen Barber, and Elizabeth Houck, and Messrs. Ravmond Hilton, Harry MacDougal, Edgar Rice,-Leon Young, W, E. Stinson and F. A. Wilson. Dr, Clarence B. Capron will apnear as Colonel Miller, ranch owner, and James Sheridan will be Arizona Pete, the foreman. Capt. Thomas B. Linton will be the Indian chief and Irving Drake as Uncle Qilas Hayseed. BREED THEATER. Brilliant Programme of Exclusive Feature Motion Pictures. Monday evening witnessed the pres- entation of a bill of feature motion pictures of unusual excellence at the Breed theater. and the large audience | was most appreciative and demonstra- tive. While the dramatic portion was especially strong and effective, the feature comedy by the Biograph com- edy came in for all the laughs and applause. This bright story is clearly told on a 1,000 foot film and in the presentation of it utilizes two sisters, whose love affairs become very much tangled, because of the pronounced likeness, and whose delightful com- edy work calls for the highest com- mendation. The story is distinctly rural, and the local color given the picture by the correct accessories is most refreshing. There is also a thrill- ing and educational picture, taken from the turret of a battieship. The magnificent handling of the monster guns, the rapid loading and firing, as well as close views of them, all am- ply repay the patrons for any effort they may have made to see them, A decided musical treat is on for this week, in the shape of the beauti- ' fully rendered “Jewel Song” from | Faust, in which Miss Wolcott sings here with all the artistic excellence and scholarlv mastery befitting her eplendid class of works Home Market Club’s Position. The Ilome Market club naturally is opposed to the income tax. It is op- posed to any effort or plan of the fed- eral government to raise revenue ex- cept by the levying of customs duties and its cardinal principle is that the government should be disarmed as much as possible of all other taxing powers that it may be the more com- pelled to make the utmost use of the customs taxes for high protection pur- poses. Evidently the clup fears -that the revenue yield from an honest im- position of the income tax would be so large that it would force a demand for a real downward revision of the tariff schedules, Evidently the club be- lieves that the tax should be placed upon consumption rather than upon wealth, and for the taxation of con- sumption for the profit of the pro- tected few as well as for the benefit of the public treasury. Those who belleve that President Taft still is in favor of a real downward revision of the tariff may find in his advocacy of the income tax. and the corporation tax the opening wedge for the pro- duction of a revenue that will pro- duee a surplus and force a reduction of the tariff, now so stubbornly op- yosed by the stand-pat forces in both branches of the national legislature.— Haverhill Gazette. Bertha and Roberta. Kansans who have held their heads haughtily high In reading of the es- capade of Roberta De Janon, secure in the knowledge that Kansas heiresses were superjor to that sort of non- sense, may bow a moment at the news that our own Bertha Rose has gone and done likewise. But they jpeedn’t feel so downcast; Kansas is sfill tri- umphant. Bertha selected a farm- hand instead of a waiter. and as she is heiress to the Sunflower ranch in- stead of $10,000,000, perhaps her judg- ment wasn't so bad, Farmhands are hard to get and harder to keep. Mat- rimony is no_ cinch on a man, but it may help a little if Bertha is good- natured. And it also helps the Kansas average that Bertha selected a young ingle man, instead of one who is old married. This is no brief for the interloping farmhand, or a general rec- ommendation that heiresses of Kan- sas limit their choice to that class exclusively. although they might go farther—even to Euroj d fare And_this little comparison of Kansas and Pennsylvania tastes shomld hold the haughty Pennsylvan- ians in check for some time to come.— Atchison Globe. Southington.—It is understood that the Southington Water company will next summer extend its mains to Marion. HOME GARMENT MAKING. The Bulletin’s Pattern Service. 2421 GIRL’S AND CHILD'S UNDERWAIST AND DRAWERS. Paris Pattern No. 2421 — All Seams Allowed. Cambric, lawn, batiste, nainsook or jaconet are all used for garments of this character. The underwaist is made with a round neck, and this and the armholes are trimmed with a narrow edging of fine embroldery; strips of seam tape trim the waist,which fastens at the ce¢hter-back. The drawers are tucked and finished with an edging of deeper embroidery. They are gathered into a wide waistband which is worked with buttonholes, so that the garment may be fastened to the underwaist. The pattern is in six sizes—2 to 12 years. For a child of 6 years the un- derwaist requires % yard of material 27 or 36 inches wide, with 5% yards of bias seam tape and 2 yards of edging; the drawers need 1% yards 27 inches wide or 115 yards 36 inches wide; 2 yards of edging Price of pattern, 10 cents. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. The Issue at the Cotton Mills. It is manifestly a niggardly policy that the cotton mills of New England have adopted in connection with this shortening of the working week by two hours. It is not to be wondered that the operatives are feeling sore, but they are in no position to take any action in resentment as mill con- ditions now are. Strike talk in mid- winter with the mills ready enough for temporatry shutdowns is ill advised. To strike under the present conditions would be suicidal. Strike talk should be discouraged by the Ilevel-headed operators until conditions improve and then the cotton mill workers of New England should have their inning and force the mills to make un the serimping, niggardly policy at present in force.—Biddeford Record. But who cut out the two hours? This experience ought to teach the folly of trying to beat the manufac- turers by getting a statute to prevent work. You can get the(statute; and you can prevent work; perhaps you can handicap the manufacturers: but you cannot get a statute that will compel the manufacturers to pay more than they would be compelled to pay without the statute.—Lewiston (Me.) Sun. Porcupines and Alaskan Trees. Milo.Kelly says that -porcupines kill | more timber on the coast of Alaska than is used for commercial purposes. “Wherever you go along the coast,” id he “you will noti timber. There are whole patches of these in places. In nine cases out of ten the cause can be traced to the work of porcupines. They ring the trees in hunting for the soft bark next the sap. The government is going to lots of trouble and expense to conserve the timber along the west coast but is overlooking the most destructive of all agents. The thing for the government to do if it wants to save the timber is to find some method of killing the por- cupines.”—Cordova North Star. SKINS ON FIRE With Torturing, Disfiguring Eczemas, Rashes, And other itching, burning, bleeding, y, and crusted skin and s: umors of infants, children, and adults are mstanblv re- lieved, and speedily cured, in the majority of cases, by warm nths with Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the skin of crusts andscales, gentle anoint- ings with Cuticura Oint~ ment, purest and sweet- est of emollients, to promptly allay itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and mild doses of Cuticura Resolvent Pills, to cool and cleanse the blood. A sin; set, costing but one dollar, is often suf cient to cure when all elge fails. Cuticura Remedies are guaranteed absolutely Eurv and may be used from the hour of irth. Sold throughout the world; Pot- ter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Prop- 135 Columbus Ave., Boston. LOST AND FOUND. FOUND—Boston bull puppy. Owner can have same by Identifying it and paying charges. 66 Convent Avenue. jan25a LOST—Sunday, in Willimantic lady’s gold watch, hunting with photograph in back of . and full name’ of owner. Finder please return to Arthur Racicot, 63 South Park St., Willimantic, and receive reward. jan24d Cod, Pollock, Haddock, Halibut, ‘Weakfish, Smelts, Salmon, Mackerel, Shell Fish of all kinds. Ladd’s Fish Markei, Tel. 523. 32 Water Street. novsa Florai Designs and CutFlowers For All Occasions. GEDULDIG’S, Telephone §68. 77 Codar Street jv26a General Contractor All orders recelve prompt and carefui attention. Give me a trisl order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 348-2. Norwich. ‘We are headquarters for NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALE. Family trade supplied at 60c per doz. C. E. Wright, 8 Cove St. Tel . oct30d e dead standing | t '”:. vFrutkun Slu-re‘ .fl& Call ;t or address !N. s enak required. jan2s5d ‘ANTED—About 16 years old, store. Apply at once at Wauregan Block, Main X Jan25d W, housekee] office. BOY WA for clothin, Hirsch & 3 St WANTED—First class tool and gauge makers. Highest market price to com- petent, reliable worl] en. One of the finest firearms factories in the country. Steady employment guaranteed those who can do our work. Address Box 21, care of The Bulletin. jan24d WANTED—A first class polishe thoroughly experienced in firear work, to take charge of Dolllhhlss and barrel browning department. teady employment and zood wages will be guaranteed to successful applicant. Your reply to this adv. will be treated confidential. Glve age, firms you have been employedsby, and amount of sal- ary von would expect. Address Box 143 care of The Bulletin. jan24d WANTED—Young men to learn auto- mobile business by mail and prepare for positions as chauffeurs andi repair n men. We make you expert ten weeks; assist you to secure position. Pay big; work pleasant; demand for men great; reasonable; write for par- ticulars and sample lesson. Empire A\;tomobile Institute, Rochester, N. Y. jan2: CIGAR SALESMAN WANTED —Ex- perience unnecessary. .Big pay. Globe Cigar Co., Cleveland, Ohio. n22d WANTED At once, a compct.en1 il for second’'work and waiun(. Agmy at 175 Broadway. WANTED—Female help in flnishlng department of American. Thread Com- any, Willimantic Mills. - ce. WA raw !llk. janl Apply at Janl NTED—Several good weavers on Apply West Side Silk Mill WANTED AT ONCE. Three toolmakers, accustomed to jigs and fixtures; 5 first class grinders, ex- perienced on Brown & Sharpe, Landis or Norton machines, and 5 screw ma- chine hands, accustomed to work on Jones & Lamson operators; must be first class workmen. Big wages to the right parties. Free Employment Bu- reau, S. H. Reeves, Supk jari2d MITCHELL LARAMIE—AIL kinds of raw furs bought, sold and _tanned. Taxidermist work done. Repairing of boots, shoes, rubbers, hot water bot- tles, etc. Umbrellas répaired and new- ly covered. 719 Main St, ‘Willimantie, Conn. Telephone 11-3. janlid WANTED—Raw furs. Will _pay Boston and New York prices. At H. A, Heebner’'s Harnass Store every Thul‘l- day. Arthur C. Bennett. 3a CASH REGISTERS, typewriters, slot machines, sewing ma- chines and carpet sweepers to repair: cutlery sharpened, key fitting, saw filing,” and supplies for all makes of machines. Open evenings. SEWING MACHINE HOSPITAL, General Repair Shop. 160 West Main St. A. H. OUSLEY, Mgr. Tel. 555-4. Over Fitzgerald's market, near Thames square. Jjanéd First-class strong men, English speaking, from 25 to 45 years of age, for high grade work of automobile tire building. Good wages paid while learning. Address box 115, Station “A,” Hart- ford, Conn. jan21d WANTED Man and wife to care for middle aged couple; family cooks and general house girls. Room 32 Central { jan20d Building, J. B. LUCAS PLUMEING AND GASFITTING. ~ IRON CASTINGS ‘urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street sanz2d T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, 92 Franklin Street. S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheei Bietal Worker. Agent for Richardson and Boyntoa Furnaces. 656 West mimin dec7a Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay you in the increase of health and saving of doctor’s biils. Overhauling and re- fitting thoroughly done. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas. The m Street, Norwich, Conn. work will be first-class and the price reasonable. J. . TOMPKINS, aug1sd 67 West Main Street. PEOPLE’S MARKET, 6 Franklin St. Fine CHEESE-English Dairy American, both Sage and plain. BUTTER--Tub and Prinfs. Lettuce, Celery, Efc. jan7d ~ JUSTIN HOLDEN. Prop. AMERICAN HOUSE, Furrell & Samderson. Props. SPECIAL RATES te Theatre Troupes Travellng Men, ete. Livery comnected SHETUCKKET STREET. DR. D. ). SHAHAN, Physician and Surgeon, 417 Main Street. Telephone 821 Hours: 1.3¢ to 3.30 and 8 to 9 p. m. MME. TAFT, Clairvoyant and Palmist, has been call- ed out of town. The public will be notified upon her return. novi7d THERE is no advertusing medium in Eastern Connecticut egual to The Bul- letin for business resultss The Vaughn Foundry Co. | ‘Windsor hotel, ht;u.huls ess jan25d FOR SALE—A mited number of Barred ilynuuth Rock cock.rdls Now is the ed e M Poultry Y: lotte, 5 W. Pearl SL Clly. FOR SALB Covercd milk wagon, new gear; price lov for a quick sale Address Chas. F. Ennis, Danielson, Ct once. éu.ou ulc. Tourte Jnnzid New seven- PLATING EQUIPMENT FOR SALE. 1 H & V. W_ Dynamo, 150 amp. 1 L L. Giant Dynamo, type No. —5! § Plating and Washing Tanks. rthen, Iron and Lined Tanks. 4 Polishing and Buffing Jacks. Quantity Brass and Copper Anodes. Insulated Wire, Polishing Wheels, etc. THE HOPSON & CHAPIN MFG. CO., Jan25d New London, Conn. —The Latesf in Typewriters— THE BENNETT PORTABLE TYPEWRITER Costs $1 but does the work of a $100.00 machine. F. N. CASH, Sole Agent, New_ London County. 39 Union Street, Norwich, Conn. Tel. 833-4. jan22d FOR SALE CHEAP, Solid mahogany bar and mirrored back fixtures, a capacious lcebox, one wall showcase (for bottles etc.). ana office fixtures, all matching and in ex- cellent\condition. These fixtures may be very well adaj X!ed to a barber ehop or drug store. pply Mrs. E. F. ad Namara, Slater Ave. City. or Mr. John B. Leahy. New London. Ct. dec3ld REAL ESTATE BARGAINS. 40-acre urn. flm" eomforuhl. 8- room k to village, ¢ wiles to city. $7 4 acres, 1 ‘mile to ecity, handy to trol- lw. new 8-room cottage nnhhod In ot and cold water, bath, n hrn nrlee $3,000. 175 -wroa form in New Lon- estment yproperties lllllnln"':. ished cottages on Fisher's ain prices. a f‘m country home or ity property. call at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGRNCY, 715 Maim Street, ‘Willimantic, Cenn. ivisa WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main St., Franklin Sguare. Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE COTTAGE—In East Norwich, nearly new; only ten minutes’ walk from post- office; seven rooms; steam heat; in good order. Easy terms and cheap. Roosevelt Ave., No. 68, near the Bleachery, Greeneville; six room cot- tage, with large, well cuitivated gar- den. y terms. Low price. Brook St., No. 27, very cheap flve- room cottage, with large good garden. Very little money required. janla FOR SALE 152 BROADWAY The residence formerly owned and occupied by the late James L. Gould A rare opportunity. Inquire of . - JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Nerwich, Conn. FOR SALE To selile an estate the property of the late Robert Breckenridge, situated at 65 and 62 Prospect Street, consist- ing of one two-tenement house and All rented and in fairly two cottages. gocd repair. Apply to J. W. SEMPLE, Adminis- trator, corner 8th Street and Central Avenue. nov3oa What §1,250 WILL BUY An 80-acre farm, nine-room house, two barns, storehouse, crib, several hennerys, buildings in fine condition, large orchard, on macadam road, % mile from church, school and store, 31-2 fror Shore Line railroad. The price is right, the terms are easy and possession given immediately. Insur- ance free, no taxes till 1911, Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin, choice of 400 farms. A new tract of seashore property just opened, lots 50 by 150, prices from $250 to $500. Terms easy. Write for particulars. WILLIAM Real A. WILCOX, tate Broker, No. 41 West Broad Street, Room 1. 'Phone connection. Westerly, R. 1. < jansd k4 - Pneumonia Follows a Cold, but never follows the use of Foley’s Honey and Tar, which stops the cough, heals the lungs, and expels the cold from your system. Take at first sign of a cold and avoid a_dangerous illness. The Lee & Osgood Co TO RENT. TO RENT—Tenement of six and bath at 157 Boswell Ave. at 1563 Boswell Ave. 3 TO RENT—Large three minutes’ walk 1 square. Heat and bath. 357 Main St. janz2a - TO RENT—A nice front room, steam heéated, with all conveniences, near the pujs!ofh(e Inquire Bulletin Office. an2 TO RENT—One room, 30x30, light and ary. No. 116 JFranklin 8t Enauire No. 31 Willow S Jansd TO BEN'I‘—O!flce rooms in .the Bill block; steam heat furnished. Inquire o(dF.zlr.d Hutchins, 37 Shetucket Street. ec: TO RENT—Upper tenement, ¥ fooms and bath room. Enquire of J. Brad- ford, Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. dec2d TO RENT—First cluss store In Ma- honey block, West Main. Inquire Ma- honey Bros. Stable. Falls Ave. novisa TO RENT—A tenement of flve rooms on one floor; aleo a flat of eight rooms and bath. Inguire at 307 llhln{ton Street. novlld TO a RENT—Desirable front office; furnished rooms in Central build- ul'eaam heat and water. J. B. Lucas, oc TO LET—On Broadway. next to the room ul Waure Ho!el two table for offices or dressmaker; u-o in the sane building. a large, lli nd dry basement room, 26 feet\by 36 f sult. able for busin purposes or stora Apply to Wlllhm H. Shields. oot STORE RENT at 61 Franklin ll!a.t luluhl. for most any kind of usiness. Moderate rent. nquire at Buu-tln Office. septd T —Basement at 56 12 :t:e.-ln:;.:l!ubh f:azh- p-lll. m t FARM FOR RENT Farm of 70 acres, known as the w | John Maples farm, situated on Asylum Street. Possession given April 1st. Enquire at John H. Ford's ice office, 233 Main Street, | f Franklin Square. FOR RENT Three cheap (enements on West Main Streel. Enquire of A. L. Potter & Co., 18 Broadway. jan17d jan24d NOTICE! To Rent. To right party, modern conveniences, at_33 Otis St. Inquire N. J. Ayling, or telephone 34. noviéa six-room flat, with on lower floor, FOR SALE. Euy the Metz Plan Car and assemble it yourself.' for spring. Agent, A. B. Simpson, West Main St.. City. oct26d4 ' SALE HORSES I am just home with as nice a lot of Horses as can be found in any sta- ble. There are chunks, general pur- pose Horses and big ones. Several that will weigh fifteen and sixteen hundred. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON. Order now 82 Janligd THE PAINT OF QUALITY Looks Best! Wears Longest! Covers Most! It’s for your interest to use them. “There’s a reason.” — ASK US — CHAS. 036000 & GO, 45 and 41 Commerce Stresl. WALL PAPERS Our first consignment for Fall and Spring received. Styles the Best, Prices the Lowest. Call and see them, Now taking orders for Painting, Paper Hanging and Decorating. P. . MURTAGH, Telephone. 92-94 West Main St. oct1dd MONEY LOANED THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 142 Maim Street, Upstalrs. THERE is no aavertising medium in Eastern® Connecticut equal (o The Bul- letin for business resulls. AP st e oI hight " But winds that cry. nig! m_ A vory co! lofl-bl- vord 15 “Plenty i nd And z and tuu of pantry-ish It h:. a 'ou- mm nk cookls And flcldl ot yell W And loaded vans, na'mum &s to eat. days, And all good ihi It always s From out a prlnted ll‘ But, oh, the sweetest word I know— 'rh pySrY cozioat— Just whisper it and see rnu don’t “love ‘it best! lt cuddly, anuuly word at makes you want to creep Up to the lounge in 0 ther's room And be sung off te ~—Marian Ken! f Hurfl in lr Nicholas. ron'nr YEARS, Forty ye; of toil an’ strife, Forty yoars of upsand 4 e Forty years of happiness Mlxcd ‘Wwith sorrer more or lems; That hez come to me an’ mine, Forty years of rain an’ shine, Ain’t a-findin’ fault, mot m Sech things ain’t to my id Talke mlnrl l.l the Mix & dir wi X -D & cl sl,r l’—uum 3 gl'fll n 'nrlbh'-ndy. ‘g s neede a few. Forty years of k-ll ull II ? ;‘“-‘l‘tv yoars of years success, Forty years a-down the track, But we wouldn’t want ‘em bacic. Aln't eomplllnln’ not a mite, ll I ain't won all e fight; I hey got a little -m Of the -pou-, J l\lo\fld I c-nl Bu.tv 7”-11 life" M o . For!y yur- this a dl.' s still Forty more 1 erata. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings. on 1 Ah, mo; Bach one crowned wlth h —Bol Mack—Do fish make brains? Den- by—Can’t say; but I know they make lars.—Judge. First Bunco Man—Do you believe the good die young? Second Bunco Man~-Well, the good things don™.— Yonkers Statesman. Blobbs—Some fellows would mather be born lucky than rich. Slobbs—But the fellow who is born rich is lucky. —PRiladelphla Record. Husband-—What ! ‘Three hundred and fifty dollars for that gown? dear, how extravagant you pre! ‘0 more than you. Didn't you spend for your last suit?—Life. “That statesman is always depicted with an unlighted cigar in his mouth.” “Yes. It shows his cautious nature. He never smokes intil he —Wash - nythi gets well acquainted 'll.h dngton Star. DeMono—Why did Cogger glve up those long trips in his alrship? Blp:um rip, —Why, he went to sleep omne thought he was in his automobi tried to crawl under it. “What's the trouble?” a }presario’s friend. *“I can't keep my people down to their own Unes of werk. The prima donnas will kick and the ballet won't.”—Washington Star. Farmer Grayneock—8'pose you ase goin’ to git the automobile fever, Hary, like everybody else? Farmer Horp- beak-—Nope. . I've been vaccinated in the pocketbook, and it teok.—Puck. “Why did they separate?”’ “Waell, he couldn’t support her' in the style to which she was accustomed, and she couldn’t accustom herself to the style in which he could support her'-- Pittsburg Post. Abou Ben Adhem explained. “I have the snow promptly shoveled from the sidewalk In front of my vacant prop erty,” he boasted. Herewith the ange!l || fell over himself to write the name first.—New York Sun, “80 he refused to let you marry his daughter?” “No, but he imposed con ditions that I cannot comply whth ' “What are the; “Said I'd have to go to work first Loulaville Courier- Journal. Poet—Didn't you llke the verses T wrote yesterday? Bditor—No, they would offend our readers. Poeb—8ir, those lines are immontal. Editor Don’t fool yourself; I “killed” mypelf.—Cleveland Leader. Mr. Housekeep—It seems t0 me we get an awful lot of milk nowaday Mrs. Housckeep—Yes, we get a gallo: Mr. Housekeep—Good gracious, w can’'t use that much every day. M Housekeep—1. know, but {t's pennoy cheaper buying it by the galldn.—Ohi- cago Journal. MUCH IN LITTLE Japan prohibits children enterin school until they are more than m: years old. ‘em An experiment by an Ohio compa: of curing tobacco by heat from n-w gas stoves has proved successful. The city council of Cinclunat! I3 planning a subway to connect the bus~ iness section of the efty with the out- lying ro-ldenuu sections, Piassava flfber at one time brought up to $336 a ton in Liberfa. Compe- in South America has forced this price down at times to as low as $48 a ton. King Edward recently received four first prizes for his. exhibit at the Smithfield cattle show, His majesty is a temant farmer, not a landlerd, and pays a large sum every year in rent and taxes for his holdings. American manufacturers of pianos and other musical ipstruments have recently waked up to the fact that Russia is one of the most lucrative markets in the warld for the dispos!- tion of thelr products. At 23 Browning wrot Bailey gave us “Festus,” Wagner had written “Lohengrin, Emmet. had thrilled Ireland with his pathetic elo- auence, Mlcha'l Angelo had completed his “Pleta,” Nivtnn had discoy- ered the law bf gravitation. “Paracelyus," Sand is the curse of Portuguess East Africa. It blocks the rivers and harbors and stretches In a wvast sea toward the y effectually cutting off the coast towns from the highlands. Besides, it makes the prob- lem of transportation thé bugbear of the planter. Tobacce extracts have been Import - ed into Germ-~ during & number of v.h.“' l‘l"unr !:r ro-ouhm'“m- “n “shieep dip,” an suc en un | Argentine, the Palkland \ Bouth “A:;iu m:‘d Au s lnr '('t‘!r domestio as ai lm n e - tion of certain ch h: tobaeca,