Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 21, 1909, Page 12

PAIR AND CONTINUED COLD : TODAY AND TOMORROW. WHAT IS GOING ON TCRIGHT Moving Plctures and Illustrated Songy et Breed Theater. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium. Drill of Fifth Company in Armory. Shetueket Lodge, No, 27, L O. O. F., meets in 0dd Fellows' Hall. Wauregan Lodge, No. 6, K. of P, meets in Pyihlan Hall Norwich Central Labor Union meets in Lucas Block. St. James' Lodge, No. 23, F. and A. M., meets in Masonic Temple. Thames Lodge, No. 326, N. E. O. P, meets in Foresters’ Hall. Rose of New England Lodge, No. 64, G. U. O. of O. F., meets at 98 n Street. St. Mary’s T. A. and B. Society meels im St. Mary’s Building. A e ity ANNOUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill offers useful gifts in #hoes, slippers, rubbers, rubber boots, etc, BSee tge men’s slippers, special at $1.00, $1.25, $1.50 and $2.00. The Alling Rubber Co. stores offer suggestions for young and old in rub- ber footwear, arctics, boots and felts, rubber coats, water bottles, rubber toys, pyrography goods and suit cases in great variety, suitable for all ages. Step in and see them. BREED THEATER. Master Harry Noonan Appears Before a Delighted Audience. On yesterday's splendid programme at the Breed theater appeared Master Harry Noonan, the popular boy so- prano, who on a previous engagement at the Breed, sang to thousands of admirers, many of whom were present last evening to give him an ovation. He sang a very catchy nautical song, wearing the natty little suit presented him by the officers of the United States cruiser Salem, winning great spplause and receiving numerous en- eores, He also sang the very new and delightful iliustrated song, Put on Your Old Gray Bonnet, an appro- priate sequel to the ever popular Sil- ver Threads Among the Gold, and equally as sweet. The slides that ac- eompany this song are marvels of the slide maker’s art and are largely in- strumental in making the success of the mong. E One of the handsomest motion pic- tures of the season is the beautiful Blograph subject, The Indian’s View, revealing & story of the crowding of the Indians from their original home- lands, until the rapidly decreasing tribe reaches the western coast, with no more land and no home, the older ehieftains falling by the wayside. It is, without doubt, one of the most ac- eurate presentations of the poetical side of the Indians’ life ever photo- graphed, the grandeur of the well- chosen scenes causing many to ex- claim and admire. SHORTER HOURS, MORE PAY. New Haven Road Officials to Be Offi- cially Notified Today. Boston, Dec. 20.—The officials of the Boston & Maine and New York, New Haven & Hartford railroads will be officially notified tomerrow by repre- gentatives of the Conductors’ and Trainmen's organizations of a desire for a revision of the existing wage scale and working agreements, calling in general for a ten-hour work day and a ten per cent. increase in wages. The notice tomorrow will constitute the official thirty days’ notice required in the agreements with the railroads. AN S R Learning to Help Themselves. A despatch from New Haven brings the agreeable information that al- ready 50 per cent. of the students ac- cepting aid from the university funds have chosen to take the money as a loan instead of as a gift. It is fur- ther said that the majority of those mssisted in the lower (and larger) two classes instead have taken the goods as a gift, but a majority of those mssisted in the upper two classes have made loans. This is as it ought to be, angd it is a sign of the useful work of the university in education. After they have been in the college a suffi- olent. time the boys develop a higher standard; they see things of the world mors clearly, and they choose wisely. This lending instead of giving out- right, which has grown out of the agi- tation begun by the alumni advisory board several years ago, has a number of merits. In the first place and mani- festly it gives the boy aided a better sense of the value of what he is get- ting. It is not thrown at him, but it must be worked for. It is a pity that all university assistance cannot be thus hedged in. There are plenty of cases where repayment would not be possi- ble, just as there are in the world of e boy who wants help understand that the help is valuable, and must eventually be paid for if he is able, would be tremendously advantageous to the boy. Incidentally, if a large part of the beneficiary funds are lent, it will not take many years as the time of universities is measured for the available funds to assume large dimensions and thus the field will be made vastly wider while the advan- tage will be far gréater in each case. It is possible for the imaginative to foresee in this arrangement a fair set-off to the free education schemes of state supported institutions at the west. When a university can say that whoever applies will have sufficient money lent him to earry him through, then nobody will be kept from its déors by poverty—The Courant. A Poser for Mr. Sherman. “We ' intend,” says Vice President Sherman, “to start the rehabilitation of our merchant marine.” If “we” means the republican party, it is in order for Mr. Sherman to ex— plain how it has happened that, with that party in absolute control of every department of the government for for- ty-nine years, less eight, and having taken over the administration of pub- lic affeirs at a time when the flag of our merchant marine floated on every sea and when its tonnage far exceeded that of any other country in the world, American shipping engaged in foreign trade should during that period, under the es of successlve republican administrations, have steadily dwindled until today #t is practically nil.—Nor- folk Virginian Pilot. “Pork,” as Once Described. A rivers and' harbors bill that will ecarry an appropriation of from $60,— 000,000 to $80,000,000 is now being hope- fully discussed by the republican Kmbm of congress. They belleve t If President Taft makes good his threat, or promise, just a& you care to Jook at it, and the additional revenues that the tariff bill will bring in, it will be possible to pass such a bill and not have a deficit for two years. Whew! what political wonders that much money would accomplish!—Pittsburg Post. llvo,lon an “‘“‘:'t to an n most parts of Eng- tandard is helow this, i business. But the influence of having | WORLD FAMOUS Cure for All Torturing, Disfiguring Diseases of the Skin. and pimply humors of the m.mfi‘. ' i ol and b,bnd. dan- X druff, falling hair, Sasnc ot yeouio;pen- N3 casesof sy« , PSo- ‘ riasis, and eczema 44 are instantly re- lieved and prompt- ly cured by gentle applications of Cuticura Ointment, s the great Skin Cure, and purest and sweetest of emollients, receded by warm baths with Cuticura gonp and aided in the severer cases bfi mild doses of Cuticura Resolvent (liquid or pills). Cuticura Remedies are priceless for the itchings, scalings, rashes, and other skin tortures of in- fancy. Guaranteed absolutely pure, and E ~ heare of birth 25 salary commission; a good Box 50, W. n water niel pup- P asczha horse, to "nrk in Norvlgh’m m for a care Bulletin Co. ANTED—Brow py. Inquire at this office. . WA t once, tool makers; die NTED—A! -makers, machinists, die sinkers, uni- versal grinders, “lathe, planer and shaper hands, sheet metal workers, and draughtsmen experienced in i, de- signing. Apply or address Manufac- turers’ Association of Hartford County, hfl Czto%nol Avenue, Hartford, Ct. ec, WANTED—Housekeeper; one that can do plain cooking; two adults. Call or address 1483 West Main St., Willi- mantic, Ct. dec16d SEWING MACHINES, slot machines, ‘cash registers, tvpe- writers, music boxes, carpet sweepers, clothes wringers, clocks and all kinds of repair work; cutlery sharpened and gt\lxlnsmnhlng. and supplies for all ma- chines. SEWING MACHINE HOSPITAL, Tel. 533. 100 West Main St. AL. H. OUSLEY, Mgr. and Expert. declld . The Hale Hales. These Hales are a long-lived stock, hale and hearty as septuagenarians, octogenarians and what not. There was Edward Everett, and there’s Eu- gene, who wraps his senatorial senior- ity about him and claims the proud privilege of standing pat. Immovable by the Taft smile, a bit querulous over the MacVeagh deliverances, yet he stands the type of the old guard and approximates in some degree at times to the attributes of the grand, the gloomy and the peculiar. — Brockton Times. Temptation. Indiana has a matrimonial associa- tion whose duty is to compel all per- sons seeking marriage to show that there has been no physical taint in the family for four generations back. That means a lot of lying.—Toledo Blade. A Sign of Patience. President Taft is reading 2,200 pages on the subject of whiskey. And some men haven’t patience enough to read the label on the bottle.—Toledo Blade. Long on Nerve. After Mr. Crane’s experience surely Mr. Calhoun is entitled to a Carnegie hero medal for accepting the post of minister to China.—New York World. Information Wanted. Why is it that when a girl succeeds on the stage she immediately wishes to make people helieve she was brought up in a convent? — Chicago Record-Herald. Groton.—Mrs. E. E. Spicer has gone to Florida, where she will spend the winter on E. E. Spicer’'s farm. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS ‘urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 26 Ferry Street janz24 T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, 6"92 Franklin Street. S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheei Metal Worker. Agent for Richardson and Boyntoa Furnaces. 65 West main Street, Norwich, Conn dec7d Do It Now:- Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay you in the increase or health and saving of doctor’s bills. Overhauling and re- fitting thoroughly done. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas. The work will be first-class and the price reasonable. J. E. TOMPKINS, West in Street. mar augl8d IONE"I.GANED on Diamnnds, atohes, Je and Securitles of any kind -'{':'! Lo!"v;r‘t l‘l‘o.d"n. of I(nt;rull. An old es 8 rm to deal with. (Establivhed 1872.) THE COLLATERAL LOAN CoO. 142 Main Street, Upstairs. General Contractor All orders receive prompt and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 949-2. Norwich, Face and Scalp Mas- -sage, Shampooing and Manicuring. Orders taken for combing. MRS. T. S. UNDERWOOD, Tel. 858-4. 51 Broadway. We are headquarters for NARRAGANSETT BANQUET ALE. Family trade supplied at 60c per doz. C. E. Wright. 8 Cove 8t. Tel. oct30d MME. TAFT, Clairvoyant and Palmist, has been call- ed out of town. . The public will be notified upon her return. novi7d DR. D. J. SHAHAN, Physician and Surgeon, 317 Main Street. _Telephone 821 Hours: 130 to 3.30 and 8 to 9 p. m. —————— Euy the Metz Plan Car: and assemble it yourself. Order now for sprlnf. Agent, A. B.-Simpson, 82 West Main 8t., City. oct26d J. F. CONANT. 11 Franklin Street. ' Whitestone 5c and the J. F. C. 10¢ Cigars are the Dest on the market Try them. mariéd NEWMARKET HOTEL, 716 Boswell Ave.- -class wines, liquors and Ta and Weilch rarebit to John Tuckie Prop. Tel 42 & (s s 5 s Bl o "uw"u%" First Meals order. - ALL KINDS OF RAW ;G‘! bought and sold and tanned. Taxidermist work done. Mitchel Laramie, 719 Main St., Willimantic. dec8d WILL YOU MARRY? Send for copy of “Golden Hearts. dandy. Box 712, Springfield, Mass. s 71 decld Will pay At H. A. ten cents " It's a WANTED—Raw furs. Boston and New York prices. Heebner's Harness Store every Thurs- day. Arthur C. Bennett. novdd WANTED—Ruptured. peuple to_ call at our office, 765 Main street, Willi- We whnt to show you how we treat rupture. Twenty years’ study of the mecharical treatment of rupture. Thousands have been relleved and many have been entirely cured of their Mup- ture. If you hayve trouble with your truss or your rupture troubles you, come and consult us. No charge for office examination. Send for free book on rupture. Dr. Cooke Truss Co. Esbnrt Dart, Rupture Specialist. oct3dd WANTED AT ONCE Several tool makers, also agents for horse insurance and general house- work help. | The Free Employment Bureau, Cen- tral Building, 43 Broadway, City. dec10d S. H. Reeves, Sup’t. - WANTED Good family cooks, general house girls, one colored woman cook, $5.00 per week, J. B. LUCAS, dec2d Room 32, Central Bldg. " LEGAL NOTICES. \ NOTICE! The Board of Relief of the Town of Salem will meet at Town Hall in said town on Saturday, January 1s 10 o'clock in the forenoon, and will ad- journ. from time to time, as the law requires, to hear appeals from the do- ings of the assessors and to equalize and adjust the valuation of the as- sessment list of said town, and to do any other business that may legally come bgfore them. WM. B. KINGSLEY, CHAS. 1. BEEBE, FREDERICK R. BAILEY. Dated at Salem, Conn., Dec. 21, 1909. dec21d IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE United States for the District of Con- necticut. In the matter of Gregoire MacAurele, a Bankrupt. In Bankruptcy, No. 2314. To the creditors of Gregoire Mac- Aurele of Norwich, in the County of New London and District aforesaid, a bankrupt: Notice is hereby given that on the 14th day of December, A. D. 1909, the above named was duly adjudicated a bankrupt, and that the first meeting of his creditors will be held before the undersigned at his office, No. 3 Rich- ards Building, Norwich, in said Dis- trict. on the 31st day of December, A. D. 1909, at 12 o’clock noon, at which time the said creditors may attend, prove their claims, appoint trustee, be heard as to orders of Referee for care of property of the estate and disposal thereof. at auction or private sale, ex- amine the bankrupt, and transact such other business as may properly come before said meeting. AMOS A. BROWNING, Referee in Bankruptey. Conn., Deec. 20th, 1909. Norwich, dec2ld DISTRICT COURT OF THE UNITED States for the District of Connecticut. In the matter of Henry 1. Sparks, Bankrupt. In Bankruptey, No. 2301. Upon Petition for Discharge. Notice is hereby given that Henry I Sparks of Groton, New London County, in sald District, has filed his applica- tion, dated Dec. 16th, A. D. 1909, for a discharge from all his debts in bank- ruptey, and that all his creditors and other persons interested, objecting to such discharge, may attend before Amos A. Browning, Esq.. Referee’ in Bankruptcy, at his office in Norwich. in said County and District, on the 31st day of December, A. D. 1969, at 10 o’clock in the forenoon, then and there to examine the bankrupt and to show gause, if any they have, why such dis- harge should not be granted. AMO8 A. BROWNING, Referee in Bankruptcy. Norwich, Cona., Dec. 20th, 1909. dec21d AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Canterbury, within and for the Dis- trict of Canterbury, on the 18th day of December, A. D. 1909, Present—A. HALE BENNETT, Judge. Estate of Philip Mone, late of Can- terbury, in said District. deceased. James Mone of Canterbury appeared in Court and moved that adm?n]strm tion de bonis non with the will an- nexed be granted upon said estate, as per application on file more fully ap- pears; it is Therefore, Ordered, That said appli- cation be heard and examined at the Probate Office in_ Canterbury, in said District, on the 27th day of December, A. D. 1909, at 1 o’clock in the afternoon, and that said applicant give public notice to all persons interested in sald estate, by advertising in The Norwich Bulletin, a newspaper having a cireu- lation in said Probate District, to ap- pear if they see cause, at said time and place. and be heard relative thereto, and by posting a copy thereof on the public signpost_in the Town of Canter- bury, in said District, at least five days before said day of hearing, and make return to this Court. Attest: A. HALE BENNETT, dec21ld Judge. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Canterbury, within, and for the Dis- trict of Canterbury, on the 18th day of December, A. D. 1909, Present—A. . HALE BENNETT, Judge. Estate of Jane Mone, late of the Town of Canterbury, In said District, de}eased.M ¢ o ‘ames Mone of anterbury appeare in Court and moved that gdm‘l’r’l’lstrnq tion be granted upon the estate of said deceased, alleged to be intestate, as per ‘-tm'allcatlon on file more fully appears; s Therefore, Ordered, That said appli- cation be heard and determined at the Probate Office in_Canterbury’ in said District, on the 27th day of December, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and thaf said applicant give public notice to all persons interested in said estate, by advertising once in The Norwich Bul- letin, a newspaper having a_circulation in said District, to appear, if they see cause, at said time and place, and be heard relative thereto, and by posting a copy thereof on the public signpost in the Town of thmrg, in said Dis- trict, at least five days before said day of hearing. and return make to this Court of the notices g Attest: A. HAL! Vi 1910, at | TR P SALE ne horse,weigh: fiz S Motning. " Calf at”Schwarts Bros.”, 9-11 Water St. dec21d FOR SALE—Tw work horse and one light horse. at 178 Franklin St. Mike Ben uec2ld FOR SALE—20 h. p. steam lgocller, 4 ine. Address hartz, a nn. decl8d FOR SALE—Barred and Buff Ply- mouth Rock cockerels. vAvpmy to Wm. J. dflylfl)&u, 14 Gzorge St,Westerly, R. L ec: 0 horses; one heavy it Apply det. FOR SALE—Two new milch cow: also a two-horse tread power in ‘,ood ru;ml{x,‘-l order. John Spencer, Lisbon. ecli ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED— Crullers and_old fashioned doughnut: from an old New England recipe. M C. F. Hazzard, R F. D. No. 8, Scotland Road, Norwich Town. dec14TusS s FOR SALE—Six-room cpttage in quiet village: land ‘enough r garden and poultry; fruit; close to station; ten cent fare ' to Willimantic; plenty of manufacturing in village; grammar and high_school; price $800. Address Mer- ritt Welch, Chaplin, Ct. decl6d FOR SALE—At a low price, eight Narragansett Machine company bowl- ing alleys in good order. Inquire of James A, Welch, Westerly, R. L decl5d - FOR SALE—Covercd milk wagon, new gear; price low for a quick sale. Addre‘s_?dcnu. F. Ennis, Danielson, Ct nov FOR SALE OR RENT—New seven- room cottage, all improvements, on Laurel Hill. Electrics -pass; conven- iently near business section. Easy terms to purchaser. C. E. K. Burnham, Salem Telephone 816-3. oct21d REAL ESTATE BARGAINS, 40-acre farm. comfortable 8- room kouse, 1 mile to village, 4 miles to olty. $700. 4 acres, 1 mile to city, handy to trol- ley, fine naw 8-room cottage finished In am’m'h hot ’lggoeold water, bath, new . price $3,000. The best {TS-un torm in New Lon- don county for $5,00¢ Several *ood investment properties In_city of Willimantie. Three furnished cottages on Fisher's Island at bnrfun prices. If you want a farm, country home or city property. eall at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGRNCY, 715 Main Street, ‘Willimantic, Cona. Jy1s5d SALE HORSES T have 15 horses that I wish to sell right away. They are all acclimated and well broken and gentle. They are not fat, but good horses. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON. Telephone connection. nov18d FOR SALE 5 Shares Thames Natlional Bank Stoek L Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE A second-hand Dump Cart and a second-hand Team Wagon M. B. RING, Chestnui Streel. sept8d FOR SALE To settle an estate the property of the late Robert Breckenridge, situated at 65 and 69 Prospect Street, consist- ing of one two-tenement house and All rented and in fairly two cottages. good repair, Apply to J. W. SEMPLE, Adminis- trator, corner 8th Street and Central Avenue. nov3od $450 WILL BUY a 6-acre farm, small house, some wood and fruit. Place is situ- ated 1-4 mile from a city. $250 down, balance on mortgage of 5 per cent. Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin. A new tract on the seashore—over 40 lots, 50 ft. frontage on ocean, 150 ft. deep. Price, $250 each. Little down, balance as desired. W. A. Wil- cox, Real Estate Broker, 41 bl furn of F. L. Hutchins, 37 Shetucket Street. dec21d o Union St., TO and bath room. West Broad St, Westerly. oct22d SWITCHES Reduction of 20 per cent. For two weeks only T will sell the regular $2.50 Switches for $200 and the $2.00 Switches for $1.50. OTTO STABENOW. 17 Broadway Rose Bowling Alleys, LUCAS HALL, 49 Shetucket Street. J. J. C. STONB. Prop oct13d Delivered to Apy Part of Norwich - the Ale that {8 acknowledged to be tha best on the market — HANLEY’S PEERLESS. A telephone order wiil receive prompt attention. D. J. McCORMICK, 30 Franklin St may29d A bine Assertment ol .. MILLINERY at ifttle prices. 1 MRS. G. P. STANTON, -~ octld - RENT—Office rooms in the Bill ;. steam hn‘én ished. Inquire _— e TO RENT—Two elegantly furnished rooms, with heat; moderate prices. 2§ ity. decl7d PR AT ANEE, o o T RENT—Upper tenement, 7 room: Enquire of J. Brad- ford, Bookbinder, 108 Broadway. decZd TO RENT—First cluss store in Ma- honey block, West Main. Inquire Ma- honey Bros.” Stable, Falls Ave. novi$d TO RENT—A tenement of five rooms on one floor; also a flat of eight rooms and bath. Inguire at 307 ashington Street. * novl ' TO RENT—Store 56 Franklin St., In the Hartley building. Apply to J. E. artley, or at the store. nov1o TO RENT—Desirable front office; also_furnished rooms in Central build- lnx;:llse‘;m heat and water. J. B. Lucas, oc! . TO LET—On Brcadway, next to the Wauregan Hotel, two .rooms, suitable for offices or dressmaker: a in the same building. a large, light and dry basement room, 26 feet by 36 feet, suit- able for business purposes or storage. Apply to William H. Shields. oct7 STORE TO RENT at 61 Franklin street, suitable for most any kind of business. Moderate rent. Inquire at Bulletin Office. sep6d TO REN:1—Basement at 55 Frankiin street; sultable for the paint. plumbing or similar ousiness. may17 TO RENT 11 ELM STREFRT—Newly rehovated centrally located, five rooms, cellar and yard; water closet. In complete order; $9 per month. CLIFF STREET, corner Elm Street. Very near Franklin square. Pleasant, sunshiny tenement, independent front and back doors; water closet, ete.; $11 per month. WHITNEY’S AGENGCY, 227 Miain St., Franklin Sguare. Real Estate and Insurance 227 Main St, Franklin Square, For all particulars of the above or for other property for sale or to remt, call at office on Franklin Square. dec18d NOTICE! To Rent. To right party, six-room flat, with modern conveniences, on lower floor, at_33 Otis St. Inquire N. J. Ayling, 234, TO RENT New coltages and (enements. Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. jy7a Rogers ~ Paints THE PAINT OF QUALITY Looks Best! Wears Longest! or telephone noviéd Covers Most! It’s for your interest to use them. “There’s a reason.” — ASK US — CHAS. 085000 & GO, 45 and 41 Commerce Streat. SWITCHES All prices, according to quality, for the new styles in hair dressing. Tarban Pins, 50c up. New Spangled Evening Ornaments for the Hair. Fannie 1. Gibson Suite 26, Central Bldg., 'Phons 505 Consult with E. Francis Baker, elec< tric needle specialist, for superfluousg hair, etc. . decl5d WALL PAPERS Our first consignment for Fall and Spring received. Styles the Best, Prices the Lowest, Call and see them, Now taking orders for Painting, Paper Hanging and Decorating. P. F. MURTAGH, Telephone. 92-94 West Main St. octl9d NORWICH DAILY LUNCH, 40 Franklin Street. .2 TRY OU_E’ RECULAR DINNER—o. SPECIAL SUPPERS With Tea or Coffee—15¢. Open from 5 a. meto 12 p. . E. GALY, Prop. - septéd ut your busi- 1s no me- advertis- WHEN you ness before dium ing the public: § Detter than U fl columns of The A ‘women she o Man's mission te, to have her to 3 She Cl'lfl “Mm *-wm‘ was just 9 e While man could upon te manage all the voting. But Fashion came ‘to tea one day an: while they all tdfllfl“ She looked so fasci; that she wet the women thinking. - ‘Why couldn’t they vuu,ruly clothes and go about a-call Dn&! now ong their , the men there came a great downfalling. The women wanted this and that anc mankind had to scurry, And 80 they took to working graft to get in a hurry, And some were forced to cook their food and'some were downed com- pletely, But w 's work grew easier and each was costumed neatly. Now man is on Lis uppers quite—the women have him stranded— They've shorn him of his primal right since Fashion qunre{ landed. Of mearly all his perquisites they'v gleefully bereft him, And now they want the only thing that's left him! bailot box—the —L. 8. Waterhouse, in the New Yorl Sun. THE MAN SHOPPER. The man who goes a-shopping hasn’ any chance at all— He gets slammed against the counter and gets smashed agalnst the wall; In their element fair shoppers give him jolts and elbow pecks And in other ways apprise him the are of the gentler sex; The floorwalker'ys directfon makes hi head begin to swim, And the clerks are patronizing am superior to hhm. Oh, hllhalr glances, how they quel m, Oh, the fair tales they tell him Oh, the kind of junk they well him— Yes, indeed, his_chance is slim ~—Philadelphia Times. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings. Young Woman Customer—I'd Nk some rice, please. You have Alfferer qualities, haven't you? Grocer—Ye: miss—wedding or nndding? — Bosts Transcript. “Have you heard that poor Firmir is dead?” *“No. He wasn't ill long surely.” “Ah, you see, medici hs made great progress lately n Vivant. Teacher—T-h-i-r-d is pronounce third, not thoid. Pupil—W-well, teach er, th-that's the foist time in a lor while ye've hoid me say one o' the woids wrong.—Harper's Bazar. The Missus—Norah, how many fam flies have you ever worked for? Th Maid—Wurruked, is it, ma'am? T’ have you know, Mrs. Pa-arker, T'v. wurruked f'r ivery fam'ly I ever live with!—Chicagu Tribune. A bunko man once with a farmer i tow On a street full of music and strife Met a friend and remarked with wink: “Don’t you know I'm leading the simple life?” " —Chicago News. Cincinnatus arranged to be foun plowing. ‘“For 15-cent cotton an $1.25 -wheat,” he explained. Herewit we perceive his pose was really pluto cratic—N. Y. Sun. “Have you ever heard the story ¢ Algy and the Bear?’ asked a boy © his father. “It's very short: “Algy met a bear; The bear was bulgy; The bulge was Algy.” —London News. The law class was studying willr “Young gentlemen,” sald the instruct or, “I will give you one maxim ths every lawyer needs: ‘Where there's will there's a way to break it” Cla: dismissed. — University of Minnesot Minnehaha. Mrs., Payne—Mrs. Banks certainl possesses tact. Mrs. Hyne—What | your définition of “tact? Mrs. Payn —Tact is a woman's ability to mak: her husband belleve he is having h own way.—Lippincott's Magazine. MUCH IN LITTLE uenos Ayres ha The University of now 4,364 students. Women are now allowed admissio to full matriculation in all German un versities except Rostock. A New England railroad is exper menting with ball bearings for cs axles to economize on lubricants. Bees were unknown to the Indian but they were brought over from Eng land only a few years after the land ing of the Pilgrim Fathers. Researches in Germany show that given quantity of red-hot coke will al sorb four times the amount of wat: that will be absorbed by the san coke if ¢old. Tantalum is a “rare metal” of slig’ importance, the only practical use which it 18 now known to be put beir in making filaments for incandesce: electric lamps. The British government has decid¢ to open a roads department, which w administer a fund on projected hig way improvements of about $3,000,0 during the first year of its existen o In a Philadelphia court the other d the plaintiff in a case on trial was thoughtless as to give the “distre signal” of a secret society. The ju found in his favor, but the judge se him to prison for contempt of court A shipment of 600 tons of copper England has been made by an Engl firm operating near Tucacas, a miles from Puerto Cabello. It is al said that a syndicate in Venezuela o fers for sale three copper mines opp: site the mine in question. The tobacco grown in the Unit States is of two general tyes or clas \ \| es: (1) Cigar tobacco and (2), chet ing, smoking, snuff and export toba co. In 1968 something more than 15( 000,000 pounds of cigar tobacco W grown in the United States and nea: four times the amount of the otl types. Carrageen moss is used extensive in the textile industry. It ig claim that the superiority of Irish linens due in a large measure to the use ol size obtained from boiling and stra ing the moss and applied to lin warps. Moreover, the size is used finishing cottons, silks and flannelet in calico printing and in leather man facturing. | High School Fraternities. The knell of high school fraternit seems to be sounded by the action the National Pan-Hellenic associatic which comprises representatives of t leading Greek letter fraternities of t country, which has decided to ado the policy, to into effect within t years, of nmd‘:c to initiate any m~ ber of a high school fraternity. If college fraternities live up to agreement tln«nrb.nhlp of the h school fraternities will soon drop h men do not propose "mm 'eall for’ latter would 1 to cut themselves out of socl