Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 18, 1909, Page 11

() 'NORWICH BULLETIN, SATURDAY. DECEMBER 18, 1908 WM. F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gerdner) and Boarding Stable 12-:14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. Telephone 883. apr2sa Xmas Presents \ Among our large assortment of Leather Goods suitable for Xmas gifts a NEW THING is a nice LEATHER JEWEL CASE. You cannot buy it anywhere else in this city. Come n and see it. Prices range from $2.50 to $6.00. The Shetucket Harness Co 283 Main Streel. WM. C. BODE. declld Telephone 865-4. 1647 Adam’s Tavern 1861 offer to the public the finest standara brands of Beer of Europe and America, Bohemian, Pilsner, Culmbach Bavarian Beer, Bass' Pale and Burton, Mueir's Ecotch Ale, Guinness' Dublin _Stout, C. & C. Imported Ginger Ale, Bunker Hill P. B, Ale, Frank Jones' Nourish- ing Ale, Sterling Bitter Ale, Anheuser- Budweiser, Schlitz and Pabst. A. A. ADAM. Norwich Town. Telephone 447-1: yaza Individuality Is What Counts In Photography. Bringing out the real personality, ke fin. joints in character, the little gihits that make us whai we are. oned down by the patural spirit of an artist into perfect accord. Not a thing of paper and pasteboard with & ready-made look. If you want a photo of your rea) welf. or what your friends see to love and admire. call on LAIGHTON, The Photographer, ®pposite Norwich Savings Soclety. auglsd e Dr. Louise Franklin Miner is now ed In her new office, Breed Hall, oom 1 Office hours, 1 to 4 p. m. Edephono 660. augl7a THE PLANK #Headquarters for Best Al Ete., in Town. JAMES O'CONNELL, Proprietor. frelephone 507. oct2d No Building in Norwich witl ever be too large for us to bufld All we ask is an opportunity to bid for the job. Competition Is keen and compels close figuring, but years of ®xperience has taught us the way to #gure close and do first-class work. Lagers, C M WILLIAMS, - General Contractor and Builder, 218 MAIN STREET. *Phone 370. may27d St IPEN < Del-Hoff Cafe Business Men’s Lunch a specialty. Alse Regular Dinnor, fifty cents. 8y9d HAYES BROS. Props. The Norwich Nicke! & Brass Co, E Tableware, Chandel Yacht Tri i fn-dwmohl:‘:’hh:- n.-f..'a".;.".:" HRorsd Chestnut St. Norwigii. Conn. - AHERN BROS, General Contractors . 63 BROADWAY : w 715. Jun3a oley's Orino Laxative is best for en and children. Its mild action id pleasant taste make it preferable 0. violent purgatives, such- as pills, ) ete. . Cures constipation. The ‘Osgood Co. % 18 no advertiging medium in t 0 A FARMER'S TALK TO FARMERS A Little Christmas Talk Based Upon Life’s Experiences —How We Blunder in Selecting Presents for Cthers —The Way of Doing Things Right—.he Price of Less Consequence than th> Happiness the Gift Cre- ates. (Written Specially for The Bulletin.) Doubtless many of my readers are, about this time, deeply and more or less secretly engaged in the purchase | or preparation of Christmas gifts for next week. It is likely that most of | them are women, and I hope they won't { think it is interfering with their pre- rogative for a mere man to mix up in the matter. I'm doing it for two ex- cellent reasons. The first is that a £00d many of their gifts are going to be made to mere men, and 1 presume the honestly be glad of all the light they can get on what sort of thing men are glad to haye. The second i that she may nave some ide own as to what she'd Iike to do I began, awkwardiy, no deubt, cannily ‘as 1 could, to find out what her idea was about the best way to finish the day. And right there came the revelation. but She was a little lady, and she had accepted with beaming smiles all my cumbrous attempts at. amusing hen She was also a frank and candid little thing, and she responded promptly to my belated _attempt to put if in her place. Tt took me but minates to find out just what s Leen heping for all that morning. then we s geous “Toyland” sh and tables and story after story were | piled and heaped with toys and doll and the like in extravagant profusion, Entering, we declined all offers of guidance from the floor-walker. Once | or twice when we p: ed some counter | whose exhibit scemed peculiarly fas- | cinating to me, I made feeble attempt | to call her attention to its glories. In vain. Her eyes were already upon the doll department, in the farthest dis- tance, and straight to it she led me. There for five minutes we stood—dolls | to the right of us, dolls to the left of | ~And arted, instanter, for a gor- because I don’t think. it is sensible for us men to let the wome: the fun there is jn Chr| For there is, generally, more folks have all tmas giving. good deal real pleasure in giving than in ven to. That is, if one has a soul as well as a stomach. Probably a hog wouldn't find any pleasure in giv- ing away a part of his breakfast. He would better enjoy having some more swill given to him. But thege’s a dif- ference between men and hogs—i. e, between most men and hogs. where shelves Women’s Christmas gifts to men have long been the subject of more or less joke making in the alleged “fun-| ;s golis all around us smiled and ny" papers. I should really like 10| nirked by the thousand. There were know just what women actually think | golig that laughed and cried, dolls with about some of men’'s holiday gifts to them. Men are less adept actors, less able to conceal their real feelings, and they're more apt to let their surprise or disappointment show. When she gives him a pair of slippers which are phonograps inside that talked, dolls as big as the little lady herself, dressed in | silks and flaunting ribbons and Paris- | ade hats, dolls that cost more mon- | ey than I could have found in all my pockets ‘that day. She looked them ail a size too small, he may put on a|over, I don't think she missed a sin- sickly sort of grin and pretend to ad- | gje one. Then, Y Neik besinnin mire the shading of the véry remark- | £, wonder ho: 1d fix it with the able rose she's embroidered on the|galeswoman while I hurried out to bor. front. But his pretense is a poorly-ex- ecuted fraud, and she discovers it in- stanter. And then she's apt to wail weepfully, because he's “so unreason- able!” When he, on the other hand, gives her a pair of gloves two sizes too big, and of a color which she simply c-a-n-n-o-t wear with any gown or wrap she possesses, she fairly bubbles right over with joy. “The're just too lovely; they're exactly what I wanted. How did you know what would please me the most?” And then, when she is by herself, she looks at ’em in part surprise and part sorrow and part dis- gust and thinks, “Of all the chumps! How can I lose ‘em 50 they'll never be row enough to pay for the wonder I felt sure sne would select—the one I would have selected had the choice lain with me—she walked straight up to a certain counter and declared: “I want | that one.” And her finger rested on a seven cent doll with flaxen hair and | bright red cheeks She got it. “Shan’t | wrap i asked the saleswoman. No, in dropped into the hollow of th arm and, her hand in mine, Her ) esty started from the stor: Could it be possible? Didn't she want anoth- er? Here was a big blond beauty look ‘at it; what a nice d found agat “Wouldn’t you like this, also? e ine- | can afford iit, if you do.” No, sir-ce, Of course, this may be all a pipe- | ghc had found the doll she wanted, and dream. I'm not in the secrets of the mind feminine. But I do know some- thing about the other sort of mind and how it works. And I suspect that nine-tenths of all the trouble we have in selecting Christmas presents -for others, and nine-tenths of all the mis- fits we're finally guilty of, come from enough was enough have thought of buy It was neither by tractive to my ey the whole lesson; eyes that were t young ones. I 1 would ng her that wtiful nor eve There com but never doll. vas pla nning g s : perfectly willing to have boug o nabllity, to Dut ourselves in the | something costing fifty times as n o that other - felk Put werve |1 I had done so, I should have s oW, but We'Ve |her less pleasu And it was spent so big a part of our lives think- ing about our own likes and dislikes, our own needs, our own tastes, our own whims, that it has become prac- tically impossible for us to get out- side of ourselves. With too, too many of us life I built on and erected with selfishness. And he or she whe is consistently selfish 364 days of the year simply cannot blossom out, all at once, into a perfect flower of altruism on Christmas It takes a good many long years for. even a wild apple tree her pleasurec I wanted to magnify, my own. Ah, friends, this approaching Christ- | mastide is, after al festival of child- hood. It {s the anniversary of a won- derful birth, it carries our thoughts back to the infant of Bethlehem, and its most appropriate observance is that which restores most completely to all of us the spirit of childhood. t making is but one feature, but one direction, if we would to develop into fruit bearing. You | orentors foomsins can't chango it to & Baldwin in a day, iy Tl e e though you graft and bud never so e ying ourselves ‘of th: i be by emptying ourselves of that ishnéss which doth so generally ove come us, by denying that spirit of os- tentation which is born of self-glory, And se, unless you've been, more or less, acoustomed to projecting yolirself | o | i i J : y y ignoring the commercial tendency out of yourself in order to gain both | t5 make our gifts just return payvments the outlook and the intake of others, | for gifts we have received. That gift youre apt to boggle badly when you|alone flowers with perfect beauty make & single try at it. Nevertheless, | which is chosen to satisfy the real it is the only secret of joyful giving. “Put Yourself in His Place.” If you can do this successfully you'll at once know what he—or she—would real like. But if you simply continue to longing of another, which fills an oth- erwise empty corner in another’s We people on lonely farms are apt to | stand off on your own ash heap and | get into the way of thinking that we wonder vaguely about his or her likes | San't have much of a Ch T - 3 a rist S b and dislikes, yowll arrive nowhere.|cause we can't afford the rich gifts Yowll make yourself a lot of trouble, | which we see in city store and furrow your own brow with new oot worry marks, to no good or pleasing purpose. It i3 a pity that the oid count mas should anywhere becorm dent through ‘sich a spirit. Th many a little 1ad who would be better plased with a sturdy sled of father's making, which would cost only a few One day last summer | took my little seven year old niece to the city. We had a royal time, after my bothersome ) cents for its steel shoes and brig business was hurried through with. We | paint. than with. ang - fatars woi trolleved to the park, we sauntered along 2 ffair, which would break t the avenue and_ watched the crowds of he sent It over a ren daintily dressed youngsters who we mixed ‘up with ‘magnificent gowned elders; we “took in” the glories of the show windows, the contents of a single one of which my whole farm wouldn’t begin to buy; we went to the “bumper.” There's many a little maid- en who would find unalloyed pleasu in a rag doll of mother’s constructic even though its eyebrows were only inked on and its cheeks reddened v nothing costlier than bees-j 5 very swellest dining place we .could |was once a boy fifty yes find, where a big waljter in white jacket | five hundred—ago, who used for wee and with a veritable tablecloth of a |to look forward to his Christmas pop- napkin put in his whole time just|corn ball big as his head and wi waiting on us. he brought u: I don’t rememoer all his age di but I do know that he in colored t on one 2d to tly pricked ¢ kernals ar make n earned his “tip,” and that we finished | the proper Arabic figure) who used with two kinds of ice cream, a sherbet, | to look forward to this confection with and some sort of a glorified cold drink | greater désire than since in dainty little glasses, with a French name as long and unpronounceable as could be, which tasted like nectar and felt for the cos iest concoction of Huyler or Mallard, | ambrosia—and cost like sin! Then, The worth of a gift is nat measured with the princess’ gracio ermission, | by its price, either in dollars or in la- T took a “bang-up” cigar and as I was | bor, but the h it caus And smoking it the idea suddenly entered | sometimes a cent doll carries my selfish masculine noodle: “Why, | more happiness than a seven dollap TI've been trying to please Her Majesty | dinner at Sherry's, my way—just like a man; can it he THE FARMER. | French Children Protected. Senator Rayner’s Proposal. | According to French law a certain| An expedition to Nicaragua in the reserve is established which no test- | sense of the resolution of the bellige ator can bequeath away from his off- spring. A Frenchman with one ¢hild can_dispose of half his property ac- cording to his pleasure; the other half must inevitably pass to the child. Those with two children can dispose ent Maryland senator to capture Ze- Ia. ead or alive could not but be, in sting circumstances, an_expedition against the N of only one-third of their property, those ~with three children, of one- fourth, and so on, according to the ze of the family. Stern parents oc- casfonally seck to evade the law by subterfuge, but the disposal of prop- erty in France is hedged around with ®0 many restrictions that family black sheep are rarely mulcted of their legal inheritance. quito coast to capture Zelaya, th , would almost certainly result in'a san- guinary conflict, which should be avoided except in extreme necessity As Senator Rayner intimates, a fair trial for Zelaya in Nicaragua, if cap- tured by an expedition from this coun- try, would be out of the question. The Bab the Wood. exultant insurgents under Estrada It looks as if Forester Pinchot| Would be apt to deal with him as sur might have found Babe Ballinger in | marily as he dé€alt with the two Amer can citizens. But suppose he is captur- ed at the head of his government and in | the midst of his people, and brought | here 'in a United States crulser for | the wood where he ought not to have been.—Philadelphia North American. A North Sea traveler has caught a trial; that, too, on the assumption that | he is guilty of all the crimes of which | he 1is accused? The embarrassment | of the situation would pe far greater than if he were left at home. Ques- | tlons would arise as to who would ! prosecute him, who would constitute the jury and who would execute judg- mept on this state prisoner if con- demned.—Philadelphia Record. mackerel 24 inches in length, weighing four and a half pounds. Those Musdes In your blood,—red and white,~ keep you well if they are healthy, cause you sickness If diseased. To make and keep them abundant and healthy, is to have pure bleod, free- dom from disease and vigorous health, . The chief purpose of Hood’s Sarsa- parilla is to do this, and its success is attended by thousands of wonderful cures. Cures of all blood diseases, scrofula, eczema, rhenmatism, catarrh, usual liquid n called Sarsatabs i The Word “Subsidy.’ The Merchant Marine league has asked the newspapers not to use the word “subsidy,” ~since, technically, speaking, no such bill with its recom- mendations Is now before congress. But subsidy by any other name would still .be a subsidy. Why mnot call things by their right names? Presi- dent. Taft does. bis message he refers to a “subsidy bill."—Portland Argus, | carpment; is said to feed only at night | few tive hunters with poisoned arrows have need. {3 | Disracli had the same. thought in hi “NOTHING LIKE SPORT.” SHIP SUBSIDIES. Mr. Roosevelt and Kermit Arel Hunting | Facts About the Question of Making in the Right Place, Shipping Yield Profits. Why ships are bought and bullt abroad, and sailed under foreign flags, by Americans, is clearly and suceinctly explained—to ' the confusion ¢ of the subsidy hunters—by Robert Dollar, owner of the Dollar line of steamships, which operate between Pacific coast ports. In a letter to the San Francisco Commércial News Mr. Dollar gives the following facts: 1 “The British steamship Hazel Dollar, a vessel of 7,220 tons dead weight ca- pacity, cost Mr. Dollar $200,000,, and the best bid he could get from an American yard was $430,000. The y American steamer _Stanley Dollar t $184,000 to build, and American bufld- ers now want $220,000 to duplicate the vessel. At the same time a Scotch firm offers to build a duplicate of the Stanley Dollar for $100,000. Thus in the case of the Hazel Dollar the ves- sel would have cost over $200,000 more if Mr. Dollar had bought the vessel from an American builders. On this extra cost interest would have run during the life of the vessel. The high- er salaries paid the officers on the American ships are of less importance, The cable in today's papers that Ker- mit Roosevelt has killed a bongo I, a: suming it§ correctness, most interes ing. It constitutes another “record. No white man had hitherto shot this fabled beast. = “Fable” is, indeed, too strong a word, for it Is known that this beautiful antelope exists in the Ravine forest, which fringes the Wazan Guish plateau, and when T was shooting there three winters since I saw at the fort the skin and horns of a magnificent specimen which had been killed by a native. : The bongo, as T learned from that hide, is of the species bushbuck, and is as large as a polo pony, the hide beau- tiful, with also zebra quarterings, and the tips of the horis are a curlosity in nature, appearing to be of ivory and not of hone, It Kermit Roosevelt has secured this trophy he is to be heartily congratulat- ed. This antelope s unknown except in the Ravine forest, on the Man es- Uneeda Biscuit are made from the finest flour and the best materials obtainable— ' That Makes them an ideal Uneeda Biscuit . are baked in surroundings where clean- liness and precision are supreme— That Makes them Uneeda Biscuit : are touched only once by human hands —when the pretty girls pack them— id to feed in the dense timber. The ecimens thus far killed by na- been at the salt licks in that lovely |amounting to bulhxfis prll‘ leIfl;. 'An c N forest. extra engineer, three oilers and two May I 2dd how very interesting to | water tenders, which our government That Makes them insists must be carried on American vessels, are not employed on the for- eign vessels of the Dollar line, and on this item there is a saving of about $7.000 a year.” Mr. Dollar did not give up with that s from Englard is this expedition:of our ex-president? He dwells chiefly on the scientific aspect of his sport. But what occurs to us is the enormous strength and cunning of the great Af- rican fauna which he encounters. in the - Uneeda Biscuit are sealed in a moisture proof package— forests of the Ravine or on Kenia, the [one attempt to build his ships here at danger of killing the vast beasts in [home. He is now negotiating for an such an environment. 8,000 ton cargo steamer. A Scotch firm offered to build it for $223,000, while an American firm on the Pacific coast bid $560,000. It is also said that the little coaster Grace Dollar, an American_ship in the coasting trade, costs $23,574.55 to operate a year and the British ship Hazel Dollar of 3,582 tons costs only 3$24,006.05. It is evi- dent that Mr. Dollar is far more anx- ious than is the average subsidy advo- cate to help restore the American mer- chant marine; he has tried his best, but our tariff and navigation laws simply won't let him.—Albany Argus. There is indeed nothing like sport, and there is nothing like that East African sport on this planet! The won- derful variety of the fauna and the flora, too; the beauty of the scemery, the perfection of the cli —these experiences . are quite inel Moreton Frewen in the Tribune. Short Stories with an Odd Twist. Cyrus Townsend Brady, naval acad- graduate, author and Episcopal . has had a new_experience. Hi h. St. Geor: Kansas City, be- ing without a church, the Jewish con- gregation of shudah offered its Plenty of Small Arms. If there are those who have taken edifice as a place of hi is | alarmist literature so seriously as to be 3 - bre ol bt ,};:fi;apprehomive of the invasion of the About Senator Bailey. ° L L now finds himself conduct- | United States, such may derive comfort | TIs our old friend, the Hon. Joseph y ;. h | from the knowledge that the invader | Weldon Bailey, breaking away from | s e ¢ the Jews | will not find us unarmed or compelled | the trammels that once held him per- seems to me-a significant example of | to fall back on fowling pieces. The | manently imprisoned in a black frock [N ; modern church comit: said Dr. Pra- | Springfield nrlrgor)' 'l!u:urflllllz <;u§05he -.-;mlt. a broad-brimmed feit hat, a qhoe . e dy. “Their generous offer is the first | new service rifies at the rate of a | string “necktle,” a pair of baggy tron- the kind T have heard of" day. We must have now available m |sers and shoes that amoupted ' to & On the north side of the house » orses w . " the hands of the army and militia and | misdemeanor? In former days. when 1 Jepanese horses wear sandals of rice | 112, W08 S S0 oy e bencion | Saier heseh gl foTmer days, whe where wintry biasts vent their fury o -the saddie; 0. be- Teuewad: When:| NoI0R towara §00,000 rifles of the best | ed smiles were wont to beckon hia t —in the most exposed room—the A st~ o | pattern. ur con m of “prepared- | drawing rooms and halls of dazziing B o with: oaand peassal shoct |hess=faivary different from what it | light, Be ‘was' knows 0" sxy’ thet e transitlon from shivery cold to wele o et ety . R was just before the Spanish war. e | constituents, if they heard of him in made S aias ('v’.‘":.,‘« :]n‘ x‘\‘y?\r:r::‘\‘l‘:'d;:?dra:f then had only enough magazine ris;a a clawhammer coaf, white silk walst- °:me ":lm:l:" is q“k'kw_ .b’ ened with horh a; > to supply our small regular army. We | coast and patent leather ‘“skates the use Fora oVith horn pins, are emploved. | 4iq ot have 80,000 of these weapons | would rise up as one man and swamp 2 ne foet—their socks are of cam. |until the fighting with Spain was over. | him in execrations. Comanche coi iy This deficiency was not chargeable to |ty would shriek aloud for shame and this one official or that, but to the|cattle go moaning in the chapar E FE l respectably dressed = women | fajlure of congress to provide in peace | No, no! He could not look at a dress who arged at the Westminster st the possibility of war.—Boston | coat without loathing. He rested on court, with shoplifting, were heart of Texas and esghew- i - "1sed “their movths. a8 S o TR e | -« Ol Heater L (\.,:".,’.(1.;“.““”_‘\:; Half Moon and Clermont. Now Bailey is advocating night s | TR we overed from the novel hiding | A good suggestion for the final dis- | Sions. at least for the senate. He does | [(Equipped with 8mokeless Device} pl position of the modern Half Moon and | 1Ot 8aY it in so many w« | A & " “ h are decorated in many ways |Clermont comes from Frederick W.|Jroporte [Qt Che, ROl | | 5 b g n’various parts of the world. Some |Seward, who, writing from Montrose- | F o p 0 B H0 KO -] Blizzards may rage, snows fly of the Japaness women gild thejrs, | on-the-Hudson, propases-ihat they be | IMeRus. It means, of course. non-at h b Bt thig ig v no’ o 7 form |towed 20 the vieinity'Of the old King's | leRCATCe and rosy daillance for at and tempests howl, but warmth and of decoration women Indulge in. In |fertyihere between Verplancc's Boint | guy in fact, given up to private ai- glow are within with the Berfection AR Al S 100 1 | Sommodious anchoraie and be acessi: | itk the aiternoon o pleasant oo Oil Heater. Facts rea or bive: and In Borneo o |ble fo visitors: Mr, Seward saye: "Un_ | SN, 4 nex(, 0, that, Wrurious e { & men dye their hair pink or green : : shaded light, the flowered board and imore woman has brought ac- | 1dentical “spot where Henry Hudson [$2C%C, Ern W > OWETeR Torn S0 | No smoke—no smell—no bother—just real convenience, cheery §he FOMBS SRS SPOuSIE & anchored the Half Moon on his first iz d homibng Be | . “leaned i inute. q t an Ohio Soap company | gy T alpiad te | becks and whisp nothings on the | comfort and coziness. (Cleaned in a minuf hecause in washing h voyage. Stony Point is already a state | jige and then, say about 9.30 or 1 . it ety Pyl ol ‘“’f‘ w‘llm (;]nn\i'e:)‘mm ‘;‘"{ and adia |p. m. the day's work in the te | Brass font (never rusts) holds 4 quarts—burns 9 hours,) 3 e o S ‘_. S o = cent railroad station.” ‘ertainly e ofttaed i s pme: o ook 0! p A - 1 Sao g, e Was using. She asks |two vessels, rich in paeudo-historic | ;UL bEEIN. Halr women Wil ok 01 | Cool handle—easily carried about from room to room, anywhere, bl G e memoriés, should be cared for in the | (TOM LAC EETICR, ane Fhe Péciase of the =, . Annie Gallagher, two of her | future, and what better fate could be | Sr® With food and ~drink sons and one daughter “lqn; live at|asked for them than to repose indefi- | JHF! 5mu ka1 t fi ol ¥ i v “anag County De reland, are |nitely in the waters of the river with i A m in_ receip of "old pensions, ' and | which their famous originals were so | of brilllancy and pagco 8 utomatc . pe ¢ for the pensions. All the sons and ——— sy es uri | burning at full head. It is the most durable, efficient and simplest (hagpters Mve with thelr mother, adds | What Should Be Done with Them. | {he convlutions of his newiy-promul- | oil heater on the market. Various styles and finishes, <. ~ y Out in the skl e a Bay | This story is said to have been told | gated hypothesis? | Every Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Yours, Write for Descriptive Clroules e e = o ¥ lin the smoking room of a_trans-At- | It is a reversion to the ancient & to the Nearest Agency of the ¥ R S s B ot o lantic liner: The young Marquis of lish model but what an evolution for New Tork Tribune, & man by the name | {oiglesey, who died In - Monte Carlo | Joe Bailey of Texas, former - STANDARD OIL COMPANY) Cham owns a bit of property | ;ome five years ago, went to extremes | piah county, Mississippi! (Incorporated) i the tax books of |, "everything. He was very intelli- | Sun. & g at fitty conts, and every year | gent, though. Once, at his _historic e asppesors have fto tview” it |castie in Wales there was a slight fire officially. This is probably the small- | S25612 1 FURISR HHOre vas & HIEnt £re /J S ot et Bt |80 R iy Surnle | The ' gt 9% LS W ® | hand grenades, or extinguishers, from . Aromall cherry Jhie, standing about | jondon. When the grenades arrived xcept,ona T e e o oTd- | they were hung all over the castle, but . | ° i QB BN SO Tt ars, though it was an enromous place, E ! (G5, aessors use view e pioperty | Boush, It was an_enomous piace quipment Il i e R ey |left over at the end of the hanging. vear they row out to the tree “And what shall T do with them, my | of the California Fig Syrup Co. snd the v lend of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of its while there declare the tax of fifty cent i lord?" he butler asked. ecid APE | cientific attainments of its chemists have { shire (England) -and said dryly to the | rendered possible the production of Syrup | man, who was fou may put them in my | | to pay the debt ab whici raie it will Sake 365 vears A Porpetual Time Kesper, | Cicrlence, by abtaining the pure melic- 1§ Give something having “Quality” and always useful. inal principles of plants known to act most beneficially and combining them most, | skillfully, in the right proportions, with to pay sum : There have been many attempts to | solve the Secret of perpetual motion. | The nearst approach to that ideal- | though its inventor makes no claim to KeenKutter Toois and Cutlery. Very neat Alarm Clock, $1.16 Some of Those Dukes. total area of the United King- Carving Sets, do Great Dritain is about 77.000.000 | pave discovered it—is a timepiece de- | wholesome and refreshing Syrup of Knives, to $1 Watches, 85c, $1.00 and $3.00 ieres. When the last Domesday hook | yigeq by R. H. Strutt, Lord Rayleigh's Culifoinid s and S| 25c to $1.00 ash Lights, 76c to $1.60 red it was found that the | gon which consists of two leaves of rs, $1.00 to Dolls, d ed, 26c and §0c wned 16,411,986 acres, or more |gjuminum, an exhausted glass tube,| As there is only one genuine Syrup of ety Razors Games, Ge, 10c, 36c. and 50c e-fifth of the whe W iat L any s Sruction of ‘s srelelsr radian. | nders. 12 blades, $1.00 Photo Frames,” gold plated, 28¢ Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen- original | land tz plated, 75¢ e of 1 Mirrors, gold Food Choppers $ 1s been rejected py the s the radical papers are Kutter, 12 blades. | Cabinets, $15. to | The radioactivity of the radium causes K !the aluminum leaves to move once a juine is manufactured by an K ishing lists of titled owners with | m » ‘ z B o Roasting Pans te, and with a wireless coherer Aol Family Scal & the number of their acres beside their | n' hell ‘rings at each Mmovemert. method known to the California Fig Sy 1 1bs., $1.25 | Chopping Trays, Ete. n "(\ st Gs "'}‘ " '\’\ hl\;;'ln (f"m\';"] 10,000 years at least the wonderful en- | Co, only, it is always necessary to buy the K inst-a_budget which contained | g;gy inherent in the mict - plece o ki, a land tax. Here are some of the fig- | or® radium will, it is on- | genuine to get its beneficial effects | ks ? tinue to act, and nothing whatever | A knowledge of the above facts enables | Ol D ¥ < 2 Actes. |peeds to be done to the clock once it locline fuittats G ’ ::‘ e of & Ih‘.‘f ."n}:\ A ’4'»: 345 is set’ going.—Westminster Gazette. ofne to decline mu;:num or to ;-(}ulrlnu. meaks I 3835 e3 e R S . |if, upon viewing the package, the full name IehrquisThe, D aidICane 438,338 | myo first American book printed in | M UPC ithe package Bulletin Building 74 Franklin Street fleld | of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found the colonies was the Bay Psalm Book. Prke u ,’.i,,!'_'f’f""” {(64\"‘-“ printed in Cambridge, Mass., in | \inied on the front thereof. 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