Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, November 19, 1909, Page 12

n-uoum BUSINESS NEWS _ advertisements™ m BOARD TOOK NO ACTION. Shall Tanofiu Tutor Their Own Pupils for Pay? Asked in Waterbury. Just to make a quorum of the board of education Monday evening Commis- sioner Walter E. Monagan, as the handiest to reach, was telephoned for, says the Waterbury Democrat. He came, but he did not stay long, going away rather than be a party to some- thing he did ‘not wish to see pussed and in order to prevent its passage. me time ago Comnmissioner Ralles u.m to the attention of the boar fact that teachers in the high -chwl were® giving private dessons to their puplls for pay. It developed later that this em of what one commis- sloner called “spoils” was in operation all glong the line down to the les. rintendent Tinker was asked what he thought of it and he said it way news to him, it had its good features as well as its bad ones, but he would look it up and with the assistance of the committee on teachers would re- port later. Last evening he sent in the report and it was that which was the cause of the row that sent Com- missioner Monagan away. The report is as follows; To the Board of Education of City of Waterbury: Gentlemen: The committee to which was referred the matter of the pro- priety of teachers privately tutoring pupfls would recommend for adoption the following regulation: Chapter 3, Section 11: “Teachers shall not tutor for pay pupils who fecite to them.” The board took ne action in the mat- ter. the Could Land the Job. “I don’t think,” answers Dick Cro- ker, when asked his opinion of the result in New York. Is he trying to qualify as a Leader. An Elephant on His Hands. If the new mayor of San Francisco carries out his plan of making that city anothér Paris, he has a steady Job for several centuries to come.— Toronto Star. A TERRIBLE ITCHING Spread /Over Hands “Hands and Arms— Lould Not Sleep— Scratched and Bled —Had Doctor 7 Months, CUTICURA CUBED IN 2 WEEKS tvulve years of “My da Il& was 8 terrible itchin; hndlvhichwunblddm.htt t ‘was unable to sleep, She scratc] e potes of sall pasceiss wibh pustules w] severe itching and then a hard on top. From the fingers it over the hand and as far as dbowm The doctor said it was ec- d that recovery wouldmer ly hoslw He treated m{d-l seven months but the le vone But after used the ticura Soap, Ofntment Pills for ‘weeks her hands we aled. Mrs. Strecker, South Haven, Minn., April 1 ond July 7, 1908.” Poster Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole me Boston. COAL AND LUMBER. GOAL NEVIR KICK A LIVE WIRE WHEN IT’S DOWN A live Coal dealer is always ready to make adjustments in case of mis- fakes of any sort e ‘We dont make many. Try us this Fall. We want to prove it to you E. CHAPPELL Co. Central Wharf and 150 Main Strest Telephones. Lumber novidd THE NORTH POLE has recently been discovered. The fact that JOHN A. MORGAN & SON was selling the best line of family coal and lumber for building purposes wa: dis- covered in 1814 Still doing business at the Old Stand. Central Wharf. Telephone 884. COAL Free Burning Kinds and Lehigh ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, OMfflce—cor. Market ard Shetucket St Tel phoru‘ 168-12. aptaod CALAMITE COAL Well Seasoned Wood C. H. HASKELL 489 'Phonss —— 402 87 Franklin St. 58 Thames St may6d Seasonasledress Goods that will please the most particular lady in Bastern Connecticut are being shown by us. Our method of buying direct from the manufacturers enables us to sell at the lowest possible prices, Trade here once and you'll be a regu- lar customer. BRADY & SAXTON, Norwich Town Telephone 306-2. noyisd Watch Repairing Gone at Friswell's speaks for itself. WM. FRISWELL, 25-27 Framkita 32daw assemble it yourself. O und mmh‘.hllmt “W ma nd Motion Homu at Au vium, Clara Turner Cnmpny at Bronw-y Theater. 7 Clara Turner Company at Broadway Theater. Sedgwick Post, No. 1, G. A. R., meets in Buckingham Memorial. Swedish Sick Benefit s in Foresters’ Hall. Norwigh Stationary Engineers’ Asso- ciation, No. 6, meets in Bill Block. Court City of Norwich, No. 63, ¥. of A., meets in Foresters’ Hall Miantonomo Council, No. 30, 0. U. A. M., meets in Pythian Hall. Haile Clll Dance at A.rmor) ANNOUNCEMENTS See the -hoe of Jhou tor men—King quality $4 shoes. Latest wlntQL_tyle- Sold only by Frank A. Bill. THE AUDITORIUM. That the bili at the Auditorium is again in popular favor is shown by the capacity gnunes daily attending. Stutz- man apd May are very good in their clever sketech of an up to date soap drummer in a country town up in York state. ‘A vaudeville act which is rather out of the ordinary is the acrobatic number presented by Wilbur and Har- rington, in which the jumping and high kicking by Mr. Wilbur is probably the best ever seen here. James A, Dunn, has a remarkable set ‘of vocal chords and who has such perfect con- trol o them that he is enabled to mimic almost perfectly the sounds of many animals and musical instru- ments. In the motion picture line for Friday and Saturday we offer two stirring western pictures, the feature picture being Pet of the Big Horn Ranch. A screaming comedy re—l is Borrowed Llothel, ete Soclety BREED THEATER. Entombed Alivi A large audience was present at the Breed theater last evening and the superb bill as presented met with in- stantaneous success. The wonderful troupe of Italian aetors that present here ‘for the first of their series of silent dramas the great dramatization of a French classic, entitled Entombed Alive, are most competent in their va- | rious’ roles and introduce many new and mannerisms that are re- freshing. The . Blograph comedy in ¢ludes two pictures that are simply great, and the large audience screamed hilariously at the absurd events that | followed each other in rapid succes- sion. . NIDGEFIELD EXCITED Over Occurrence in New Pari¢h House Saturday. at deal of excitement There 1s a. gr: in Ridgefield over a kickup in church matters that took place in that town on Saturday afternoon. The ~excite- ment has to do with the new Episco- pal parish house, just being completed and an ingident that occurred in it, in which seyeral of the foremost work- érs ,of the church were concerned. The parigh house was designed as a meeting place for the riendly society and the Men’s ¢l as well as the Ladies' guild. To celebrate the completion of the new house the Men's 1 had planned for a big supper on Wedn night of this eli. There is a most excellent bowl- ing alley in the cellar and some of the members of the Men's club were down there on Saturday afternoon try- ing out thelalley, One of the balls thrown down jump- ed over the end of the alley and land- ed behind a large box. One of the men rushed down and reached over the box to get the ball. His hand grasped something warm and furry. He peeked over. itis Meph- itica, i of preservation. He tiptoed from the spot and told the others of tho «€ind behind the box. The men all held a consultation and | oue volunteered to get a gun and shoot the intruder. So, while the volunteer | obtained the gunm, the rest watched to | see that the game did not escape them. The man with the gun returned and getting in a spot where he could ob- serve the beast, he took careful aim and fired. The report of the gun was followed by the smell of gunpowder and other things. the other things belng far the strongest. The men thought fiot upon the order of their going but they went at once and were glad to get outside and breathe the pure air. Members of the church who lived within a mile of the parish house knew what had hap- pended and they did not see the game killed either. Fedestrians hcld their handkerchiefs to their fgees and hurriedly left the vicinity of the new building as they went down town to do their Saturday night ghopping. It finally dawned on the mempers of the club that unless something’ was done and done quickly there would be no supper held in the new parish house on Wednesday night. So a member was appealed to and he secured a large stock of perfumes, de- odorizers, antiseptics and anything else that would act as a counteracter of the all-prevailing smell. - Most of the night Saturday was spent. in fumi- gating the bowling alley and other rooms in the parish house.—Danbury News. LEATHER PRICES LOWER. Dealer Declares That the Hide Market is Depreciating. Local “The prices of hides are at leéast one cent a ‘pound less this week than they were last weel said a Jocal deal- er .in hides Monday afternoon, in speaking of the recent unusual fluctua- tions ich have been taking place in the leather market. “Although the present prices on hides are much higher than the prices at, the corresponding time last year, they have depreciated considerably during the past week. This deprecia- tion is due, no doubt. to the fact that farmers and cattle dealers wishing to profit by the high prices offered in the hide mi t, killed off all their old cattle, and sold the hides. This nat- urally tended to reduce the prices on the product. “A letter I received several days #go [rom the dealers to whom I sell my hides says. ‘We wish to advise vou that the hide market, is dgclining, and we would advise y6u to buy as cheaply as possible, as ‘we cannot tell ho* low it will go."" hen asked If he thought that the depreciation would continue for any length of time, the d;nler said that it was Impossible to tell definitely at the present time. It all depends on whether the supply. continues to. in- crease and the demand remains the same.—Torrington Register, Tame Deer in Wilton. Last June as Mr. Moriarty of Wilton was .oln[ through the woods back of the oir he found a Tawn, ex- hai and alr‘;mul ready tnh:le Its ther evidently been chased by WM m outran the fawn. Mr. sd the fawn over to, hie . Thomas Nolan; who took $ house and fed it on warm Rev. and Mrs. Ro, Joi funted in tmdty on Saturday t- | to the Rev. Royal W. mymbd’fi man of Bridgeport and stnuord. ‘and “The couple united in jtions were not agreeable for the stat- mestic life. The couple were married in Bridgeport they seemed to be hap- He was pastor of the Summerfield M. both congregations. After leaving seyjand New York, and in that work he, of the Methodist church in April, 1907; Aches- . from very simple causes. We often merly a prominent Methodist cli Clara H. Raymond, son the &mnnd of incompatibility alleged UK e petition un- der the Washington statutes and sented to the court that thelr, ed and there was a perfect understand- ing as to that condition of their do- 14 years ago in Newbnuryport, Mass., and during their period dt- residence Py, Mr. Raymond was a young and energetic pastor, and a hard worker. E. chacch, Bridgeport, and the Strat- ford M. 8. church and was popular in Bridgeport he became superintendent of the Anti-Saloon league of New Jer- had many exciting experiences. His presence at the New York conference with a good sized revolverin his hip pocket excited some attention, Aches and . “Pains. Some of our aches and pains come spend money unnecessarily for medi- cine when the cause couid be easily remedied by a better understanding of the simple-rutes self-preservation. The doctors are quite as puzzled some- times to diagnose 4 case as the victim is when not finding any organic cause | a lt:r the peculiar antics of the physical For instance a child cried continu- ally for many weeks after it came in- to the world In spite of ‘all that could be done for it. The trouble was finally overcome by putting extra warmth about the feet of the .infant. Only when those little ‘feeties” were as warm as toast would that child be quiet. A woman complained of pains in the back of her neck. She awoke in the morning daily with a tightness there as if she had been gripped by ghostly fingers:in her sleep, Being a sensible woman she studied the causes, feeling that she was not nervous enough to cause such a trouble. Perhaps it came from cold feet! She had heard | that mother tell about her .baby and how it was cured by warming its feet. She took extra care to fasten the clothing well down st the foot and to put on an extra blanket across that lend of the bed. The pain disappeared ynn«l she rested quietly as she had not for a long time before—K. M. S, in Bridgeport Telegram. ! Practical Politic: | A political office in a small town in {Towa was vacant. The office paid $250 |a vear. and there was keen competition {for it. The democratic candidate, Ez- | ekiel Hicks, was a shrewd old fellow, |and a neat campaign fund was turned {over to him. To the astonishrent of all, however. he was defeated. | “I caw't account for {t,” said one of the democratic leaders, . gloomily. 4With that money, we should have won. How did you lay it out, Eze- Kiel 7’ said Ezekiel, slowly pulling I'his whiskers, “yer see, that office only pays $25 a year salary, an’ I didn’t | see no sense in payin’' $960 out to get | the office; so I bought me a little |truck farm instead.”—Lippincott’s, “Well,” | Horrible Contingency Averted. A man in Park avenue deserted his | bride after four davs because she call- ed on him to button her shoes. ~We shudder to think what might have happened had she asked him to button her dress.—New York Herald. Taft's Home. President Taft is a reglstered citizen of Auxult.a, Ga., Beverly, Mass., Cin- cinnati, O, and Wlshmflon, D. C. His home is wherever he hangs his hat— 1>|.i|aaelpma Press. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kiad You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of LEGAL NOTICES. THE DISTRIOT COURT OF THE United States for the District of Con- | necticut. In the matter of Henry I. Sparks, a Bankrupt. In Bankruptcy, No. 3001. To the creditors of Henry I Sparks of Groton (Mystic). in the County of New lLondon, and District aforesald, a bankrupt: Notice is hereby given that on the 16th day of November. A. D. 1909, thé above named was duly adjudicated a bankrupt, and- that the first meeting of his creditors will be held before the undersigned at his office, No. 3 Rich- ards - Building. Norwich, in sai trict, on the 29th day of Novembe: 3 D. 1809, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, at which time the said creditors may attend. prove their claims, appoint trustee, be heard as.to orders of Ref- eree for care of property of the estaf and disposal thereof, at auction or pri vate sale, examine the bankrupt, transact such other business as may properly come before said ma'!ln&, - AMOS A. BROWNING, Referee in Bankruptey. Norwich, Conn., Nov. 18th, 1909. novisd DISTRICT COURT OF THE UNITED States for the DIstrict of Comnectiout, In the matter of Georse E. Bitgood, Bankrupt. In Bankruptcy, No. 2098, Upon Petition for Discharge. Notlce is hereby given that George E. Bitgood of New London, New Lon- don County, in said District, has filed his application dated Nov. 2d, D. 1969, for a discharge from all his debts in bankruptcy, and that all his cred- itors and other persons interested, ob- jecting to such discharge, may attend before Ames A. Browning, . Ref- eree in Bankruytcy at his office in Norwich, in sald County and District, on the 29th day of November, A. D. 1909, at 11 o'clock in .the forenoon, then and there to examine the bank- rupt and to show cause, if any they have, why such discharge should not be granted. AMOS A. BROWNING, Referee in Bankruptcy. Norwjch, Conn., Nov. 18th, 1909 novisa DISTRICT OF LEBANON, ws., Pro- bate Court, Nov. 17th, 190. Estate of Norman D. Stuart, formerly of Lebayen. in sxid Distrjet T Upon the application of Donald Stu- art, Trustee of sald estate, praying that he may be granted an order to mort- gage ‘said_estate (which said estate consists of \a farm situated in the Town of Lebanon), for the purpose of secyring money lo redeem g mortgage of Ida E. Congdon and theéreby save said farm from being taken by fore- closure, as per application on file more fully appears, it is Ordered, That said uppllca,llon be heard and determined at the Frobate Office in Lebanon, in said Dlm-m; the: 24th day of November, A. D. 1908, at 1 0’cldck in the afternoon, and that notice be given of the pendency of said application; and the time and place hearing. -thereon. by publishing t& same once in some newspaper having a_clirculation in said District, and. by posting a copy thereof om nlq slinpost in the Town of umn., said rict. five days before hearin; ameturn make to this Court. ‘!'l)‘ ’mrl’r cnmr n‘uum novidd elunini Garage;. 8! A ltlrrl lu'vmlan&m.' novisd FOR SALE—Covered milk wagon, new gear; price low for a quick sale ress . F. Ennis, Danielson, Ct. novli7d FOR SALE—Automobile, Ford, two’ cylinder, four senger, touring car, sold cheap if en at once. W. Sayle, 181 Bank SL, New Mndnn - moviéd FERRETS FOR SALE—C. F. Lllll- bridge. Telephone u:-,‘ nov$ 'ol SALE OR RENT -New seven- cottage, all umprovements, on lAlxrsl Hill. Electrics pass; conven- leutly. near aess section. terms to pu Salem old. Telaphone s LE--Fine lot of thoroughbred bronze turke Addr F. D. Box 63, Baltic wm oU MARRYT ma ten iy s °§ e, rtnnua Mas: Dept. 71 by ovisd WANTED—Sal ”llOll in each county for highest .rfld. rden and farm seeds. Perman s {IY Earnestness, no( experience, essenti: Cobb & Oo., Franklin, Mass. _novisd ‘WANTED—Shorthand puj In- struction by mail complete t’h Write for sample lesson, 3 Smith, 2 Cen- tral Row, Hartford. novidd WANTED—Raw furs. 11 ay Boston and New York prices. At B’ Heebner's Harness Store every Thnr day. Arthur C. Bennett, - - novdd WAH‘I'ED—OrdIrl tor custom m‘dl corset; made and fitted by Mrs. C. L. 310 In !!‘ Telephone -5. Conn. REAL ESTATE BARGAINS. u-un l'um fio comfortable 3- :o- ko mile to village, 4 miles 7 4 ‘I’r-’. 1 mifle to city, handy tn trol- ley, fine new 8-room cottage finished In fi)'v"l;.flhot .and cold wtar; bath, new The best ' don county for &8 {nvestment properties in _city of Wilifmantie. Three furnisned uolllle' on Fisher's !ll-lfld at bargain price: If you want a farm. country home or. eity property. call at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGENCY. 715 Main Street, Willimentie, Conn. yisa ‘SALE HORSES I have 15 horses that ¥ wish toj sell right away. They are. all acclimated and well broken and gentle. They are not, fat, but good horses. - Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON. Telephone connection. WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Misin St, Franklin Square, Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE COTTAGE—In East Norwich. nearly new; only ten minutes’ walk from post- office; seven rooms; steam heat; in good order. Easy terms and cheap. WEST SIDE COTTAGE, about one mile from Franklin square; seven rooms, bath and closet; small lot, but near trolley and low priced. Install- ment payments received. Roosevelt Ave., No. 68, near the Bleacheey, Greeneville: six room cot- tage, with large, well cultivated gar- Easy terms. Low price. FOR SALE A second-hand Dump Cart and a second-hand Team Wagon M B. RING; Chesinut Streei. sept8d tate Free Employment Burean is l.blolu!aly free to both, the en»plnyur and to the employe.- Care is taken to ure the most reliable help for the iployer and the same care is exer- clud lnwbelull of those looking for e WANTED—Ruptured people to call at our office; 765 Main street, Willi- mantic. We want to lho' you how we treat rupture. Twenty years’ study of the mechanical treatment of rupture. Thousands have beenreiieved and many have-been eatirely cured of their mup- ture. If you have trouble with your truss or your flther troublu you, come and consult charge for office examination. Sell for free book on, ru ture. Dr. Cooke Truss Co. 5 s Dart, Rupture Specialist. L0 nov1sd SEWING MACHINES, cash registers, typewriters, slot ma- chines, carpet swee; and all kinds of repair work. ransportation paid one way on out of town work. Eup{lle] for all makes. air eve i experience. wln. al l General Re; t Main St. Over lt.l {enlds M-rku Tel. 5338 or drov ?os WANTED Two good Family Cooks, $6 week, and General Housegirl, pay. J. B. LUCAS, Central Building. per good | den. novi Room 32 ‘novad FOR SALE No. 7 Huntington Place. Prop- erty recently owned and occu- pied by the late N. L. Bishop. The residence has 9 rooms and bath and has all modern conven- jences. Inquire of \ JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. THE PAINT OF QUALITY Looks Best! Wears Longest! Covers Most! AUCTION SALE Grain E'evator, Jewelt City, Ct. The subscriber will sell to the high- est bidder at public auction, on the premises, Nov. 23, 1909, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, the land and building known as the Jewett City Grain Ele- vator property, including the steam boiler, engines, shafti; pulleys, ele- vators, grinding machine and all machinery used in' grinding and mov- ing grain which was in said building on March 30, 1906, said real estate and machinery being described in a cer- tain mortgage deed of Geo. H. Lowerre, Jr., to Fred S. Leonard, dated March 30, 1906, and recorded in Gris- wold Land Records, Volume 12, gage 510. This sale is made by an order of the Superior Court for New London County in the case of Fred S. Leon- ard against Metropolitan Real Estate Improvement Co., et al., for the fore- closure of said mortgage and' appoint- ing the undersigned to make sald sale. GEORGE E. BACHELDER. novisd A Desirable BUILDING LOT FOR SALE The lot known as No. 1, situated at the junction of Mowry and Whitting- ton Avenues, Greeneeville, having a frontage on Mowry Avenue of 1017-10 fest. It is an excellent location’ for either a dwelling or store building, and will be sold at a very low price. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, CENTRAL BUILDING. We Can Furnish the Home Complete We are completé Fkousefurnishers and offer every pieceé of Furniture for every room as well as Stoves, Ranges, Rugs, Carpets, Linoleums and Oil Cloths and some choice patterns In Crockery. ? WE ARE AGENTS FOR Crawford Cooking Ranges M. HOURIGAN, 62-66 Main Street. It’s for your interest to use them. “There’s a reason.”” — ASK US — —_— CHAS. 035000 & C0, 45 and 41 Commerce Strest. See the Point? Our stock of Whiskies comprises all the best brands, domestic and import- ed. Try our Old Darling. You will find it rich .and mellow with age — right either as = beverage or medicine. See the point ? Geo. Greenberger, 47 FRANKLIN STRE Telephone 812. aug27d General Contractor All orders receive Mp: and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Sat. istaction 3 THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 348-2. - Norwich. ~MME, TAFT, CI.Jrvoyant and Palmist, has been call- ‘ed ot of town. ‘r)n-nbue will be Norwich, Conn. hunoy bl honey Bros.' Sta rooms and bath, umr-l‘lx ply to Harris Hempste: noviéd . uwumumm\m 1_ 7 in Ma- m cllll .”ll:‘llln Ul- nr of 1 locl‘. A Church TO l."— even-room cottage on W“.t P. u Sst. v" conveniences. _Ap: ‘es e 3 X i 47 Ratibun, Noswich R. D. 2. TO m‘l‘—A wll on one floor; A ult of and bath. fnqulr. at 307 Street. TO RENT—Store 56- l‘nntun St., the Hartley bullding. Apply to J. E. Hartley, or at the store. 2 TO RENT. stora, " a mg l ‘ In oc-t on, five minu! W square. Inquire 46 Hobart Aw ‘ucm TO RENT-—De Irlbh front office. alsg furnished r Esntl‘l bulld. 13 llel.m heat lnd 'll. B. Lucas, TO LET—On Broadway, next to the Wauregan Hotel, two rooms, suitable for offices or dressmaker; also in !IIC same building, a llrlt lf nd dry gment room. 6 feet, sult- nurpolel or stor: able for busin Apply to_ Wil Shields. oot am H. STORE TO RENT at 61 street, suitable for most an business. Moderate rent. Bulletin - Office. Frasklin kind of nqum at NOTICE! To Rent. six-room flat, with To right party, on lower floor, modern conveniences, at_33 Otis St. Inquire 234, J. Ayling, TO RENT cr telephone noviéd Tenement ai 240 Laurel Hill A 9 rooms, bath and “modern ments. L. Hutchins, 37 Sh |’lcknl t. T0 RENT, New cotfages and lenements. Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. jy1a . OVERGOATS We have the largest and best line of Black and Fancy Over- coatings in the city, at moderate prices. FALL SUITINGS Blue and Grays are the stylish colors this fall. We have a large of all the newest assortment Ihld'l. We do Repairing, Cleaning and Pressing. D. F. Pulsifer & Co., 33 BROADWAY FALL STYLES including the latest patterns, ready for inspection. "Quality, minus the high price sting, tells the story of our sue- cess. Whether you wish to order or not, we want to show you the THE JOHNSON CO. Merchant Tailors, Chapman Bldg. 65 Groadway. LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confident our Ples, Cake and Bread canuot be excslled. Give us » trial order. ' mov2d Rose Bowling Alleys, LUCAS HALL, 49 Sheticket Street. 3. 1. C. STONE. Prop 20 Fairmount Street ect13d MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watohes Je and Securities of Lowest Rates of Inte ed firm to deal w b mea 137" THB cou.A'rnn.u. LOAN CoO. 151 Maim Street, Upstalrs. welry ..ubn-n STABLE and STREET BLANKETS We have a large assortment to choose from at lowest prices. The Shetucket Harmess Co 283 Maln Street. WM. C. BODE. oct2d Telephone 865-4. ‘THE PLANK Headquarters for Best Ales, Lagers, Etc., in Town. .JAMES O'CONN!LL. ‘Propristor. Telephoue 507. " oct2d 'WHEN yon want to put your ness before the public, there is o me-. dium better ti chrongh the .anm_ 7] @ e ncn oo g A LAk .'a“,... e it ondly Tipe less errant sisters! b ot u.n 0wk, ot .".J’?:"-"‘-n. 0 “?«z"z:'i.fi‘: i o ""“":m-;}f‘k Has i AIE.: cle Joel VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings | “She talks twice @8 much as the oth- ergirls T know.” “Yes—she has a dous Wle chin"—Cleveland Leader. “Why don't give your wife an Allowmce'r' _{w that once, and she spent it before I could borrow it back."—Loulsville Courier-Journal. John~—T'll bring you a fork, sir. customen—What for ? .Yohn—'l'ha membert, sir. The cuptomer—A f no good. Bring a r!vclver.~Lelllel Weekly. Wife—Youvwere late last night. Hub —Beg pardon, my dear. As I came in the front door the .clock suuck 11. Wite—But what!time did arrive at the head of jhe stajrs?—] on Tran- serk pt. “Did you see that fool boy chasing that fool girl past here just now?”’ "Yel I noticed 'em.” “It was a sort remlnder that life is just one darned ;o fter another, wasn't it?"—Hous- 'l‘h. ton His flance—~And, you know, Tom" jumped in af me and rescued me from the waves at the risk of his own life! Bella—Do you know, if I were in your place, from sheer gratitude I would not—marry him.—Life e. Miss Prim—You haven't really brok- en with him? Why, I thought he was your ideal. Miss Fikel—So he was; but as soon as I find a man who sizes up to my ideal it seems to be ok to_have the fons in ideals —Phlladelphia “Prisoner at the bar” said the port- ly, pompous and \florfd magistrate, “you are charged fl!l;llullln‘ a pig, a very serious offense this district. There has been a very great deal of pig steal- ing, and I shall make an example of you, or none of us will be safe.”—TLon- don Daily News. “Td like somie,fly speck: said the man at the cafe. “Sir?” asked the waiter, haughtily. “Haven't you got fly specks?” asked the man. “No, sir” said the walter. “Ther.” said the man, “take them off the bill of fare."—New York Press. “That sawant says that in the course of time hwhan beings will retain scarcely any faculties berond thought and speech.” . “Heavens!” exclaimed Willie Wisebrim. *Think of a foot- ball game in which the only contost is as to who'can say ‘Rah, rah, ra the loudest!”"—Washington Star. “Whait's your pa going to buy for us for Christmas?” “I don't know yet. Pa hasn’t made up his mind. “He hasn't >’ “No,-he has got such a lot of things to choose from. All ma wants s a set of furs, a dhmond Hn; an electric runabout, & Dl’;y rl neck- lace and a solid gold pur- Detroit Free Press. MUCH IN LITTLE Nineteen states have naval militia, Within five yeaws Uruguay will have 40,000° olive trees capable of produc- ing 1,000,000 pounds of olives and 000 gallons of oil. District after district in China is raising money toward the endowment fund .of . Hongkong university. Can- ton district has given $43,750. It was aseérted at the annual meet- ing of the London Mendicanticity so ciety that the total number of beggl lettars in possession of the society was 228,938, It -is quite likely that the Interna- tional commission will recommend the construction of a dam across the Ni- agara river, at Buffale, to raise the level of Lake Erie. The work wil} . cost $5,000,000. Consul Frank Deedmeyer of Chare” . lottetown, states that the produotion , of oysters in the waters of Canada lov limited almost -exclusively to the wo / provinces of Prince Edward Island and New Brunswiok. gt waA R In raising the displacement of it battleships to 28,000 tons the United” States tn"rnnont has rnduoo‘ a shig which far eXceeds the largest contem- porary battleships bullt or bullding by any foreign navy. According to a netice which appear- ed in the Mexican Dally Herald re- cent date, a bfl’ has been intre & by the Mexican government providing for the free admisgion of supplies te recejve sufferers and assist industries affected by the flood. In no German city has the loss of sutishine due’to fog yet equaled thal prevalent In London, where the 4 days during the three months, De- cember, January and February, have h&rmed from 18 to 21 during last f of the past century. Compulsory study } the anolen Irish language in- the new mation: observatory: af Dublin is expected to meet some opposition. At Queens col- lege, in Cork, Irish classes were insti- tuted four years ago# The first year four pupils appeared, only two of whom stayed out the course; the sec- ond year there was a class of two and since then there have been mno studénts of Irish at 21l in the college. 50, There. are practically no fire en< gines in Japan, but the Yokohama eity council has made an appropriation to buy two. Ih the old days of bhamboo houses, which the owners could take nd carry -off under the gaused little concern in the Ihmlkn 0, bt the Yankees of the have tructing real build-