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Torturing, Disfigu Humors Speedily Yield to Cuticura. The suffering which uticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment have alleviated among skin-tortured, figured infants and chil- ,dren, and the comfort they have afforded worn- out and worried parents, have led to their adop- tion in_countless homes as a priceless treatment for the skin and blood. Infantile and birth hu- mors, milk crust, scalled e oy i ek e ng, . pimply ekin an: Wumors, with foss ‘of Hair, of in- & fancy and childhood, are s per- manently, and economically cured, in the majority of cases, when all other _remedies suitable for children fail. Outi- cura Remedies are guaranteed abeo- Jutely pure. Sold throughout the world. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS #urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns, No. 11 to 26 Ferry Street janzzd T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, MSI Franklin Street. Lee's ‘Remedies THE REMEDIES WHICH ARE MAKING ‘ NORWICH FAMOUS -SLAUGHTER - GORN The G%'eat Corn Cure Removes hard and soft corns, callouses, bunions and. wargs. CONTAINS NG CAUSTIC — NO AR- SENIC OR. POTASH — IT CURES col TO STAY: CURED — IT KILLS THE ROOTS. It is & wonder curing soft corns (corns between the toes.) It cures callouses on the bottom of tho feet. Warts drop off like scabs. No pain, no danger of bloed poisoning. Take no substituts Remember the name— SLAUGHTER - CORN AN soreness relieved after the first ap- plication—in five nights the corn is done. : Price 20 cents The Lee &—()sgood Co. Manufacturing Chemists, 31-133 Main Street, NORWICH, CONN. setddaw WM. F. BRILEY (Successor to A. T. Gerdner) Hack, Livery and Boarding Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A .”iC!AI.TV. ‘Telephone 883. apr2sa PAINTING BY CONTRACT See that you get whateyou pay for. We do work by contract and by the day and guarantee money value, The Fan@Studios, 31 Willow St. auglsd ALL CEREALCOFFEE only 10c a b, _— _ Mr. F. G. Fritz, Oneonta, N. Y., writes: little girl ‘was greatly benefited taking Foley's Orino Laxative, and k it {s the best remedy for con- and liver trouble.” Koley Fiive and ‘cures Mabitlar canstipa: t cures constipa- 5"“ & Osgood Co. o 3 & | WHAT IS GOING ON TON# “Moving Plctu ated. o donis At Breed Theater. o Vaudeville aid Motion Pictures at Auditorfum. Aoy ‘MoNon Pictures and Songs at Olympic Thawter. g Adjouraed Apnual Tows Meeting Evangelistic Meefing~at Armory. ~ Shetucket Lodge, No. 27, L 0. 0. F., meets in- Odd Fellows' Hall ‘Wauregan Lodge, No. 6, meets in Fythian Hall St. Anne’'s T. A. Society meets in St. Mary's Hall. Sccond Division, A. O. H., megts: in Austin Block. Court Quinebaug, No. 198, F. of A., meets in Foresters' Hall. Norwich Council, Na in Busingham' Memorial “ Iludtrated K, of Pi 9. R. A, meets ANNGUNCEMENTS Superior - to Lemonade—Horsfoed's Acid Phosphate added to a glass ofcold \vater, with sugar, refreshes and invig- orates. A whoisome tonic. See the new in ladies’ Patrician oes—patent gun metal and congola. Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of twem. BROADWAY THEATGR. B Idol, After y Ve your young seurs to mastaring the in-\ triate art of stage fancing, and after | vou had_become prvficient eneugh to attract the atterition of a manager who made you premier danseuse of his pro— duction, would it'make you pleased or it that manager one day dis- angry covered you had a remarkabie voice ard accordingly stopped you . from dancing -#nd put you in line for a prima donna role? Well, that is just what happened to Miss Alice Yorie, the prima douna of B. C. Whitney's big musical farce, A Broken Idol, which will have prpduc- tion at the Broadway theater on Thurs- day, Oct It w . Whitney ‘himself who discovered Miss Yorke's wonderful voice and it was he who took her from her dancing and made it possible for her to develop into a prima donna. A Stubborn Cinderella. Mort H. Singer. the ma r ot A Stubborn Cinderélla company, which will be seen here on Wednesday, Oct. 13, at the Broadwuy theager, tells the secret of how they secure the prettiest and brightest chorus girls of any ag- grezation on the road At the beginning of the season there were over 2,000 applicants for the chor- us and a well known New York mana- ger asked Mr. Singer one day why the girls preferred to go with his attrac- tions rather than with any other. 11" sald Mr. Singer, “it's just like this: 1 give them more salary.than any other producing managet. In the summer time 1 have a school for acting at Chicago and New York and the girls 1 never | come there absolutely free. speak-roughly to_a chorus girl, If a | girl runs short of funds [ never turn r down. I have chaperons back with the show looking after them. That is the secret; treat your em- ployes nicely and they will always re- ciprocate. That's BREED THEATER. The Tower of Nesle, Magnificent Dra- | matic Feature, A programme of great variety and | interest is being presented at the Breed theater this week, and the audience of ast evening was unanimous in declar- ng it one of the best of the season. The superb 2 s and his associate actors will be long emembered for the faultless work in the great feature picture entitled The ! Tower of Nesle. This picture is so perfect in every detail that one has to sto~ and consider whether they dre looking at a real play or not, so supegp is_the presentation. There is much that is instructive in this week's programme, and much that is amusing, there being a whole reel of comedy, carrying one of the most se sational and_excruciatingly funny cl maxes seen here for a long time. The educational reels contain pictures of | popular up-to-date subjects, some of | which are positively thrilling, while | there are scenic pictures of foreign lands that carry one. through the most fascinating _ country, abounding in | grottoes, parks with unexcelled drives and ‘lakes covered with domesticated | water fow | Mr. Frank Roust, the new tenor.of the Breed, was most successful in his careful and musical interpretation of the splendid concert song There'll Come a Day. His pure, well modulat- | ed voice proved a great novelty for lhp{‘ patrons, who demanded repeated en- | ores. ‘He afterwards was heard in a | brand new illustrated song which” wént fine CAPITAL STOCK TO BE $6,000,000. Washburn-Crosby Company Enlarges to Care for Incrgased Business.’ The Washburn-Crosby company, eap- italized now at $3,600,000, with general offices and principal ‘group of* flour | mills in Minneapolis, and mills algo at Buftalo, N. Y., Louisville, Ky., Kalispell and Great Falls, Mont., wiil increase fts capital stock to $6,000,000. The action was decided upon today. The directors met in Mihneapolis Monday Jast and the matter was. then taken up. This announcement of an addition of $2,400,000 to the capital of the Minneapolis company will be of wide interest to the milling industry of the United States and Europe, The increase is made necessary by the recent construction in Minneapolis of @ concrete fireproof grain_aleyator with capacity for 700,000 bushels;" the erection here of a new “model” -mill and the “improvement of the older Minneapolis mills. In addition the company hag recently completed a new mill and elevator in Buffalo, N., Y. The company's capacity, including the new Buffalo mi just comple , is mow 42,000 barrels of floursg day The Washburn-Crosby company Has led evers industrial corporation in the w in a business of the same na- | ture, in the scope of -its constructive | policy in_the last ten vears, and has brought Minneapolis capital and man- agement into prominence in the milling industry of the United States in a de- eree not conceived of by the early-day Minneapolis millers, who concerned themselves only with development of the local end. The company followed the_development of wheat production in Montana by building close to that source of raw material supply, and its eniry into the eastern field has given Minneapolis prominence not befare at- tained in that direction. At the annuel meeting James S, Bell was re-elected president: William_ H. Dunwoody, firsg vice president: Join Washburn, second vice president; C. J. Martin, secretary and treasurer, and liésidey these officers, who are on_the board, the directors elected were C, C Bovey, F. G. Atkinson, Samuel Bell, Jr., of Philadelphia and John Crosby. We have no ‘immediate plans “for further construction work in Mmne- apolis,” said James S. Bell, president, “but we have added greatly to. our Minneapolis plants in the last year, and are prepared to make further ditions at such future time. as condi- tions may make desirable” | feet to be improved, after the contract | Dated at N. Frederic. Rose has a new Imgoing to " tell'on you" ¥ - £ o Youw’ll’ like that two-voice ! effect in the chorus. An October Edison Record— No. 10225, for the Edison Phonograph pron Ger complees list of Ostoter Recowis from Voue deater, o write Yo National Phonogzaph Cimpany, 75 Lakeside Avenue, Orange, N. J. LEGAL NOTICES. ASSESSORS’ NOTICE All yersons in the town of Norwich liable to pay taxes are heceby notified to return to the Assessors on or be- fore the first day of November next, a written or printed list properly sign- ed and sworn to of all taxable prop- erty ewned by them oum the first day of ‘October, 1909. Those failing to make a list will be charged a penaity of 10 per cent, additional according to law. Blanks can be obtained at the As- seasors’. Office in-City Hall, or they will be sent by mail upon applica- tion. Office Hours a. m. to 4 p. m. ALEXANDER E. REEVES, LEWIS R. CHURCH, ARON W. DICKEY, octéd Assessors. PROPOSALS FOR SIATE ROAD WORK SEALED PROPOSALS will be re- ceived by the State Highway Commis sioner, Room- , 27, Capitol, Hartfor Conn..” until 2 ock p. m. Friday Oct. 1908, for construction of two seciions of grading and one of mac- iam in Portland, seotion of grading and section of macadam in Pomfret and | one section of gravel road in the town ranklin, ordance with plans na_ specific: Bids will state the prices as required in these specifications. The State High- way Commissioner rcserves the right to increase or decrease the number of is let ATl bids must be accompanied by a bond of not less than one-third of the c be work. Any bidder to whom has been awarded refusing to contract at the prices offered \ surety company bond, or 'k, shall farfeit from his um equal to the difference in bid_and the next be examined at First Selectmen’ at Portland. Pomfret and Frank- . or at the office of the State Hign- vay Commissioner. Room 27, Capitol. The State Highway Commissioner re- gerves the right to reject any and all bids. Dated at Hartford, Conn., Oct. 9. 1909. JAS. H. MACDONALD, Highway Commissioner. State octild TO THE BOARD OF COUNTY COM- ners for New London County: I for a license to sell and spirituous and Intoxicating . “lager beer, Rhine wine - in'the building at No. 4 South street, Town-of Norwich, except in the rooms and apartments in sald building, any part or parts of which are cut off or partitioned in such manner as to form booths, side rooms. or retiring ooms. My place of business is not ocated within two hundred feet in a direcq line church edifice or public or Hool, or the prem- ises pertaining thereto, or any post- office, public library, or cemetery rwich, this 6th day of Oc- tober A. D. 1909. David Murphy, for Murphy Bros., Applicants. We. the un- dersigned, are electors and taxpayers, owning real estate, of the Town of Norwich, and hereby sign and endorse the foregoing application of -Murphy Pros, for a license, and hereby certify that ‘said applicant is a sultable person to be licensed pursuant to said appl! cation. ted at Norwich, this 11th day of- October, 1909. Paul Peloguin, Herbert Willey, Charles H. Wienfahl Frank T. Holt Gotfried Weisogreber. T heveby certify that the above named signers and endorsers are electors and faxpayers,_owning real estate. of the Téwn of Norwich. Dated at Norwich, The il Prics If you are looking for Furniture, a Range or a Heater, come fo us and you need not look any fur- ther. We will convince you that we are fthe BIG STORE with the LITFLE | PRICES. ‘ Schwartz Bros., 9-11 Water Street COMPLETE HOME FURNISHERS, Open Evenings. Tel. 502 octéd CHANGING,COLOR HITH. EH18 GRAY SOIT To & BLACK, with regard to a Suit of Clothes, or any other Garment, is a matter of ease with us. Your Suit may look old and shabby, but if sent to us for renova- tion we can soon change its appear- ance by giving it a new lease of life. We'll take an old grey suit, for ‘in- stance, and make it into a new: black one that will give you at least another year's service. The cost is. little, and we are prompt in delivering work when we promise it. Give us a trial with a suit this week. Lang’s Dye Works, Telepho! 157 Franklin St sept30d better and preserve a steady heat with less cost than any other, range. N. S. Gitbert & Soms, Norwich, Coan. this 11th day of October. A. D. 1909, Chas, 8. Holbrook. Town Clerk. oct12Tu DR. C. R CHAMBERLAIN ' Denta/ Surgeon. In charge of Dr. 8. L. weer's practws _during his last iliness. 161 Main Strost. Norwich, Gonn. nov2ed . AMERICAN HOUSE, Faurrell & Sanderson, Props. SPECIAL RATES to Theatre Troupes ‘Traveling Men, ote. Livery connected SHETUCKET STREET. Grand View Sanitarium for the treatment of Mental and Nerv. jus Diseases, with separate and d--. tached department for Alcohol Drug Habit: Adaress Grand View Sanitarium, Telephone 675 Norwich, Conn. IEMWF Hay’s $1_AND 50c. BOTTLES, AT DRUGGISTS, Hay’s Hartfina Soap cures Eczema, red, rougi and chapped hande and ail siin diseases, Keeps skin fine and soft,’25. druggists, Send 3 Tor froe booke, The Clte of the Skia,” “The are of 3 Philo Hay Spee. Co., Newark, N. J. Broadway Phar.; Lee & Osgood Co. Chas, Osgood; Utley & Jones: Dunn's; Sevin & Son. Have You Noticed the Increased Travel? 1t's a sure sign of good weather and | fine roads. People like to get out inte the open alr. We furnish the best method, and if you'll take one of our teams you'li say the sani MAHONEY BROS., Falls The Norwich Nicke! & Brass Ca, - Tableware, Chandeliers, Yacht Trim and such things Refinished. €9 to 87 Chestnut St. Norwici,, Conn. octée ‘WHEN you want to put your busi- 25 Bt Badtnrsinn e adverne: i% Beter than, throusn the advert ing columns of The au lletin. WHEN you want to put your busme o e s e S ans um better than thi 2 adve ing columnz of Tue Bulletin stat lum'g'-. W, il 7] “work; ome W g in Norwich; must write & good and and be correct at. figures. A?gly at West Side;Silk Ml oct BRIGHT GIRLS, WANTED for wind. ing and doubling faw, ailk, -~ Apply at Franklin St. th:ex;lurly Silk Mill Ci Facitities for ‘SI”Iylyrlcfp elp. fion by telephions 2 want all kinds of domesti FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, Central Bullding., - ‘Phone 844-5. octl2d RE) GIRLS WANTED Skein Winders, | Braider' Tenders: steady wvork; good wages. Turner & Stanton Co.. Golden St.' Greeneville. octdd 3 The. public to know that owing to the increase of business.we have moved in larger quarters and will be pleased to see 0ld and new. patrons in_our new place. 2 SEWING MACHINE HOSPITAL AND Telephone. GENERAL REPAIR SHOP. 100 West Main, St. octdd ¢ WANTED — WEAVERS Apply at HALL BROS, 29-31° Commerce St. WANTED: Family Cooks, General ‘House Girls, ‘Waitress -and a Coachman with ref- erence, ’ sept29d J. B. LUCAS, Room_ 32, Central Bldg. LOST AND FOUND. LOST—On July 20th, two ($500) Mid- dlesex Banking -1st Bftg. Bonds. One of same is due Feb, 1st, 1911 Liberal reward will be paid om the return of the above to No. 129 Main St _oct12d BANKBOOK LOST. Lost or stolen, Passbook No. 110806 of The Norwich Savings Society. All persons are cautioned against purchasing or negotiating the same. and any person ing.a olaim to said book is hereby called upon to present said claim to said bank on or before the eleventh day of April, 1910, or sub- mit to having the book ‘declared can- sept28d celled and extinguished and a new book issued in lleu thereof, or the amount due thereon paid. Qct12d it ot st i i AR & S MONEY LOANE on Diamonds Watohss Tewalry and Securitiey of any kind a Lowest Rates of Interest.- An established firm to desl with (Estabitvhed 1872.) THB COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 351 Maim Street. Uprtatrs. Sideboards A dining room without a Sideboard is much like a window without hang- ings — unfinished aiid unsatisfactory. It lacks the fouch that gives the room the home atmosphere. Our collection of Sideboard and Buffets is one of the largest in East- ern Comnectuct, and eur prices posi- tively the lowest. Special prices on all Dining Room Furniture this week. Shea fiurke 37-41 Main Street. oct7d FEROX Profeetive PAINT | Fure — Elastic — Durable Best Paini Made for Metal Roofs, Bridges, Cornices, Standpipes, Galvanized Iron, Fences, Fire Eccapes, Stacks, ard all MetaliicSurfaces. Paint your tin roof befors bad weather sets ‘in and use FEROX| SOLD BY OHA.I5E0004 0, | 45 and 41 Commerce Straat, Orders taken for all kinds of Hair Goods. Yourown Combings made up. Hair Ornaments, Toilet Reguisites, Chiropody, Manicuring, Shampooinz, Face and Scalp Massage. FOR ‘ermont cfi:g‘m station. . I B. FINE 5f northern -po- oct12d SALE—Extra . g0od , Hamover. FOR SALE—Bargair her; bay mare, wei at ored. 2 R Lonton, Ct. FOR SALE—_New m) J. W. Ayer, Yantic, . Getl2d. et viceable, \sound f taken of 587 Bank St, New oct12d ilch cow and calf. Ct. oct1ld FOR SALE—I buy c: hogs. G. A. Bullard, 0et7ThSTu alves, poultry and R. F. D. No. 2. REAL ESTATE 40-acre farm, good room house, 1 to city. $100. 4 acres, 1 mile to el 1e: cypress, hot and cold barn. price $3.0 The best 175 don county for $5,00¢ Several good in elty of city property. call at 715 Main Street, Jyisa fine nsw 8-room cottage nvestment ‘propertl illimantic. Threo turnished cottages on Fishe Island at bargain prices. If you want a farm, country home or BARGAINS. - comfortable $- mile to village, 4 miles ty, handy to trol- shed in water, bath, new cre form {n New Lon- TRYON REAL ESTATE AGRENCY, Willimantte, Conn. oct12d WHITNEY’S 227 Mai FOR S order; $9 per month, octéer Carload just JAMES H. HYDE, N Telephone. FOR S septsd A Desi BUILDIN The lot known as fect. It is an exce FRA augldd Four tenement hou: ing tenants. Also barn No. 36Baltic building _lots. front street. House conta tubs, bath, wash bo each floor. sept21d I have just arrive good lot of Horses anywhere. Biz pair nother bay team, others_weighing 1050 good Busiuess Horse: them. ELMER R. Telephone connecti; with ruuning hot and cold water, FOR SALE CHEAP Slightly Upright Piano a5 A YERRINGTON’S, 49 Main Streel. Used AGENGY, 8t., Franklin Square. fleal Estate and insurance ALE WEST SIDE COTTAGE, about one mile - from Franklin Seuare; seven rooms, bath and closet; small lot, but near trolley and low priced. Instali- ment payments received. TO RENT 11 ELM STREET—Newly renovated, | centrally located, five rooms, cellar and yard; ,water closet. In complete New Miich Cows FOR SALE arrived. orth Franklin, Ct, octéd ALE A second-hand Dump Cart and a second-hand Team Wagon M. B. RING, Chesinut Streel. rable G LOT FOR SALE No. 1, situated | the junction of Mowry gnd Whitting- ton Avenues, Greeneeville, having a | frontage on Mowry Avenue of 1017-10 | llent location for | either a dwelling or store building, and | will be soid at a very low price. NCIS D. DONOHUE, CENTRAL BUILDING. FOR SALE se Nos. 38-40 Mc- Kinley avenue. All rented to g0od pay- | house and small street, with two ing on Orchard ins seven rooms, set wl, andl closet on G. L, CROSGROVE, 30 Baltic Sireet. SALE HORSES ed home with as as can be founad bays, weigh 3100; weight 2906, and to 1500. " A iot of s. Come and see PIERSON. on. augsoa ance is sure of be fore it dies from a S| 227 Main St ‘Phones—Office 559, jun23d Fanie M. Gibson ROOM 30, CENTRAL BLDG. Tel 508 mld S %, LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY , We are confident our Ples, Cake and Bread cannot be excslied. Give us a trial order. nov2d 20 Fairmount Street. ALL HORSES DIE No other form of property insur- g a loss. GET YOUR HORSE INSURED be- UNSTROKE. E. G. RAWSON, Gen. Agt. Norwich, Conn. house 854-2. General Contractor All orders recelve prompt and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Teiephone 349-2. Noewich, in always found IMPORTANT i spumre, o oI " Read the small i 70 RENT. . - 0 RENT— conmect!n, Yoo T Gl o M Tiey Ave ugi #TThS 4 TO RENT—One finely furnished front reom, steam heat, running water, and as. ' Inquire of J. B. Lucas, Central uilding. oct9d TO LET—On Broadway, next to the Wauregan Hotel, two rooms, suitable for offices or dressmaker; also in the game building, a large, light and dry basement room, 26 feet by 36 fe suit able for business purposes or pe. Apply to Willlam H. Shields. oct TO RENT—Rooms; select. Apply 68 Church octéd TO RENT—Tenement on Mechanic St, suitable for small family; cheap rent. Apply at West Side Silkc Mill. sep30d TO RENT—Six room modern Laurel Hill Ave. Five minutes’ walk to Wauregan_corner. C. E. K. Burn- bam. Salem Road. Telephone §16-3. TO RENT—Tenement, § rooms, with storage, gas, modern improvements, fine location. five minutes’ walk from square. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. aug3od TO RENT—Tenement of four rooms, leasantly located at 21 Ripley place, East Side. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. seplod STORE TO RENT at 61 Franklin street. suitable for most any kind of businéss. Moderate remt. Inquire at Bulletin Office. sep6a FOR RENT—At 252 Franklin street, two stores, separately or ' together, |used many' vears as a grocery store. Gall between 9 a. m. and 2 p. m. Mrs W. M. Vars, 58 Hobart Avenue. sepdd TO REY:—Basement at 55 Frankiin street: suitable for the paint. plumbing or similar ousiness. may17d FACTORY TO RENT. with optiot. of purchase, 140x25. thres storles and basement. Well lighted. 300 feet from freig"t station. R. R. junction and transfer point. Handy to New York and New kngland markets. Address GEO. E. SHAW, Putnam, Ct. FOR RENT €ix Room Cottage Steam heat, ete. Inquire on premises, 43 Beech St. or call telephone 961. oct11d TO RENT Tenement at 240 Laurel Hill Ave, improve- |9 rooms, bath _and ‘modern ments. F. L. Hutchins, 47 Shetucket | st sep2 TO RENT New coiffages and {enements. | Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. . yid TO RENT. .‘ Farnished House of nine rooms and bath, | Modern Conveninces. | JAMES L. CASE, No. 40 Shetucket St., Norwieh, Ct. “1f It's Made of Rubber We Wawe It GO TO THE Rubber Store FOR YOUR AUTO TIRES Better equipped than ever be- fore to handle your trade. All new goods fully guaranteed. We carry all sizes in stock al the time tc meet your nee Manuafcturers’ agents for Good- rich, Diamond, Fisk, G. & J. and Michelin Tires. Dealers in all other makes. Buy now while the prices are Rubber Co., e Alling 74-76 Main 8t. Norwich. 162 State St. New London Operating 15 Stores. Wall Papers Spring season Is over but we have great variety of them still in all grades at reduced prices. Also Mouldings | marked down in price. Mixed Paints, Muresco, Brushes and | Decorations. P. F. MURTAGH, 92 and 94 West Main St, CALL ON ME anything you X may desire in Hatr Goods—Curls, Pufts, Pompadours, Wigs, etc. Prices reason- Telephone. jvisa | blood. | biscuit. they offteed, _caddiecoves ‘Twas Snandre: T Bewire the Potte: son, : The. pas’ A BT e e Bewale the Gofferhack and shun The shemixed Foursomatch. He took his bulger club in hand, Longtime , the glumsome foe be ht: So rested he b; sixteenth tee, And stood awhile in thought. And as {n ‘Goftish though he stood, & The fi“ltlrh\lfid!, ‘W"h cheeks aflame, slicing, l, M “Dummdasnterisked his game. oo Ong up; One up! Thugh in a ou The masbie blade went flicker-fack— He boled it out, and with a shout, He came, two-uppiag back And hast thou flogged the Potterhunt? Come to the bar, my beerish boy! Oh, pargolf dav! Fu(e)roo! Hu(c)ray! e higeoughed 1n his joy! ‘Twis Snandrews, and the bockered oaves Did slipe and bunk they offteed, All grinsy were the caddlecoves, And the plusfours outdeed. ~—Glasgow Herald. NATURE. As a fond mother, when the day is o'er, Leads by the hand her little child to ed, Half-willing, half-reluctant to be led, And lhfiva his broken playthings on the oor, sun l‘f:lnx at them through the open oor, Nor wholly reassured and comforted By Promises of others in their stead Which, though more splendid, may not piease him more So Nature deals with us, and takes our “playtnt » b ur aythings, one one, and ~1Re hand o L) . Joads Us to rest 8o gently that we go Scarce ‘knfl'ln' if we wish to go or stay, Being too full of s to understand How far the unknows transcends Lhe what we know, —Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. LEADERS OF MEN. When they are dead, we heap the lau- Above 8 higR T hove them, where Indifferent they He; We Join thelr deeds to unaccustomed praise, And crown with gariands of immor- tal bays Whom, living, we but thought to oru- y. As mountaing seem less glorious, view.- ed too nigh, Soglten do the great whom we decry Gigantic loom to our astonished When they are dead. : For, )(T[umrd by largeness, littlenesses And, partisan and narrow hates put by, We khrine our heroes for the future And to atong our ignorant delays With fond and emulous devotion try, When they are dead! +—The Century Magazins, VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings Customer—“What was the trouble in here? Why was that big chap rais- ing thunder?’ Waliter—"Why, he had just. eaten a lightning lunch, sir.” Mr. Maurice East—*“And don't you think I could get & job as cowboy?” Bad.Lands Bill—"Naw: vye ought to b able to get a job as millamald, though." Farmer—"Naow, you work here till the horn blows fer dinner.” Drowsy Drake—" “Well, be sure en blow it aw- ful loud, ‘catuse I'm fearful hard to wake up, pard.” Augustus—Sweetheart, for your dear sake I'd shed the last drop of my Caroline—Yes; but how about the first drop? What made you dodge s0 quickly when papa made that pass at you? Miss Knox—"I hear you are talking of getting married again.” Miss Ol ham—"Getting married again! Why, I've never been married.” Miss Knox “Yes, I know. I sald you were talk- ing of it again.” Brakey—Who did the firing on your engine today, Larry?” Larry—"The general manager.” Brakey—"The gen- eral manager? Great Scott!" Larry— % he gave me my walking ticket not over an hour ago.” It you're waking, call me early Mon- day morning, mother dear; It's going to be the biggest day of all this blessed year. The people will be coming in for many a long, long mile— They've read about and want to see that famous Bill Taft smile. “Help a poor explorer wot is just back from de north pole,” whined the tramp at the kitchen window, “and give me a bite of chicken pie an' milk biscult.” onsen remonstrated the good housewife. “Explorers are not used to chicken pie and milk Here's an old pair of boots and a half & candle. Eat and be mer- A preacher in rural Georgia had a recreant brother whom he had vainly tried ‘to reform. During a local cam- paign the lattar.bet evarything he pos- sessed—even to the clothes on his back —and lost out. In consequence he had to keep to his reom; but, getting tired of the confinement, he sent the following note his. ministerial [brother: “Diear John—Fll jine the church If you'll send me one pair of britches and a hat” T MUCH IN LITTLE No more mimic wars. They are at chvoe -9 like and too unlike the real thing. Rival canals on the isthmus weuld at least enable each to become a one- way street. Of all information that Melville E. Stope picks up in his trip around the world, the world will get the benefit. Mark Twain, in his scarlet robes, must have looked more like an officiat- in’gd cardinal than the father of the bride. Having heen made chief of police and sheriff of the coynty in Milwau- kee, the captaln of the Ancients may conclude to settle there. The balloon that won the interna- tlonal cup race was made in Paris from designs by.a Rhode Island man, and the tableid state is felicitating herself accordingly. It is hardly too much to say that nothing which the voters hereabouts will bé called on to do exceeds in im- portance the election of the present efficient distriot attorney of Suffolk able. Call and ses me. 0TT0 STABENOW, Prop. 17 Broadway. aprz4d DR, JONES, Dentist, 35 SHETUCKET ST. Room 10 ’Phone 32-3 “maylid THERE 1s no aavertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bule letin for Business rosulta. county. Mr, Storrow returns from Germany more than ever convinced of the ne- cessity of industrial education. The organined state hourd of educstion should before long disclose its plan A four years' cours¢ In rallroad ad- ministration s announced by (he university of Michigan. Those who have taken thelr fgeshman training s rod men seem to' hgve won the big prizes of the business. No, it is In every way unreasonable to infer that the new torpedo boa Reid, which has just broken all ree- ords, was named for the well-kngwn Journaliat , , "t