Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 1, 1909, Page 8

..:**-v-é._.n g BUSINESS NEWS _ zdversisements ——e WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT d Illustrated Songs ‘Moving Pictu &t Breed Theater. Vaudeville at Rustic Theater at Lin- eoln Park. . Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium. _Immergruen Lodge, No. 12, Sons of Marmann, meets in Germania Hall. Teciimseh Tribe, No. 43, 1. O. R. M, Meets in Austin Building. 7 Someyset Lodge, No. 34, F. and A. M, meets in Masonic Temple. Polishers’ and Buffers’ ih C. L. U. Hall Hope Rebekah Lodge, No. 21, 1. O. O. #., meets in 0dd Fellows' Hall. ANNGUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of Patrician $3.50 and §4 shocs. See thé new fall styles. The Westerly Concrete company have just Anizh2d laying & new cement walk for Charles Bard, Broadway, and t the property owned by Mrs. Olive Jatt and Thomas Burns, Franklin street, and Miss Ray, Laurel HilL Union meets Washington-Sunset Route to California ..Tourist sleeping car four times weekly without change. Personally conducted. Berth $8.50, 170-228 Wash- ington street, Boston. Field Day at @ompounce. ~“For a better Connecticut’ is what Geeorge W. Hall describes the purpose of the fifth annual Christian citizen- &flp fleld day of the “allied temper- ance. organizations of Connecticut.” The day will be September 10 and.the phce Lake Compounce. The morn- opics and speakers will be “Our Venture in Reforming Criminals,” BY: Clarence M, Thompson: “The Snn- by the Rev. W. 8. Maclntire; ‘Next in Excise Legislation?” by Assemblyman G. B. Chandler; “The Anti- Alcoholic Congress at London,” 0. Taylor, and “Excise Leg- i by H. H. Spooner and E. L. . Hohenthal. In the afternoon Mrs, E. M. Piokop will tell what her sex oes for temperance, and Winslow ussell, the Rev. H, M. Hersey and Wilbur G. Manchester will give prac- tical suggestions upon the conduct of no-license campaigns. The closing ad- Jress will be by the Hon. Eugene W, Chafin of Chicago, some time prohibi- tion candidate for the presidency. The programme, which is meant to in#pire, encouvage and instruct, is cer- rich in the features which ac- tainl ¢omplish guch a purpose, and the en- tirs eleven speakers are well calcu- iated to point the accomplishment. LINCOLN PARK. The best show of the season, by eommon consent, is on this week at Rustic theater, in Lincoln park. Two 8u0d sised audiences were delighted by its five acts yesterday. Theodore and Camille La Jess are very strong in their trapegze act, and Theodore, in particuler, gets the crowd with his unusual fexicility as a conr rtionist, especially as he enters and leaves the stage snugly packed in a box less than two feet square. Joe Burke has two or three humorous songs, including “And His Day's Work Was Done” and one in Highlander's costume which always calls out roars of laughter. Stewart and Desmond in “Cohen the ('op” are very funny, for both the street curner policenian, wh, always &voids trouble” nand the woman sup- r-ed to be looking for her eloping sband are Full of bright talk, jokes snd songa. Musical Heuhn can play anything, but as good a thing as there #s in hjs part of this week’s bill is'his “Last Rose of Summer,” played with & cluster of small bells. Hodges and Launchmere reproduce the pleasures and terrors—particularly the terrors— of a trip across the briny deep, and for ‘an encore they put on masks and §mitate in the highest style of the art & couple of feline bawlers on the fencs, a very rovel and taking feat- ure that wound up their act in a way to delight everybody, especially the young folks. Tomorrow night the last rocket dis- play of the seasop at the park will commence immediately™at the cloge of e show in the theater. EREED THEATER. 8plendid Audiences Greet the Splendid Pictures. ,.Once again, the Breed theater has one of thise attractive programmes seem so satisfying, and the de- #mu patrons are high in their praise Of especial merit is the great icture, The Convict's Sacrifice, a dature in itself. The tremendous soul stirring story of the hounded érim- indl, who is making the last effort to riks abhove ‘himself, and become a re- spected eitizen, is t»ld completely, and while the depraved side of him is up- héld for the view of the audience at first; is it in the great climax where the better self soars to heights hither- to ynattained by it. A poor laborer h#s 21 1he criminal at some rime when the tugfl)ve has just been released from prison, and now that he has es- caped from prison, he unknowingly seeks refuge in a poor cottage, which i8 the hom« of the poor man who has hafriended hini before. The famiiy there is destitute, and there being a reward of 3100 offered for his capture, the criminal remains in the humble héme until the officers arrive, when hé- compels the poor man to accept the reward. As the self-sacrificing convict leaves the house he falls a vic- tim to one of the vengeful guard's guns. The subject is beautifully agted, Summer Goods ils and Shovels, Sand Toys, Moulds, Célluloid Dolls, Boats, Fans, Parasols, Norwich Souvenirs, Norwich Views, F-von, Ete. MAS. EDWIN Hl Franklin Squars 1909- Fall <1909 My stock of Woolens for Fall Wear is ready for inspection. Early buyers get the cream. CHAS. H. NICKERSON, Fine Tailoring. Hugdod 128 Main St. 4. F. CONANT. 11 Frasklin Street. “Whitestone 5c and the J. F. C. 100 Clgars are the bvest on the market Try them. marléd NEWMARKET HOTEL, - 716 Boswell Ave. / Mti many tender touches that sink into the heart. s Hileen Hazel made a most fay- ‘orable impression by her sweet xlng\n‘, her concert song, “To the End of Weorld With You,” and her mustrated. “Where the Morning Glories Pwine,~ wlnm many encore: " A Canny Minister. A newly appointed Scottish minis- ter on his first Sunday of office had reason to complain of the poorness of (2} ectlon “Mon,” replied one of el “they are close—vera close. But,” oonfldentially, “the auld meen- ster he put'three or four saxpence into the plate hissel’, ust to gie them a start. Of course, he took the saxpence awa’ with him afterward.” The new minister tried the same plan, but the next Sunday he again had to report a dismai failure. The total collection was not only small, but he was griev- ed tofind that his own sixpences were miseing. “Ye may be a better preach- er than the auld meenster.” exclaimed the elder, “but if » ‘had half the knowledge o' the world, an’ o' yer ain flock, in particular, ye'd ha’ done what he did an’ glued the saxpences to the plate.’—Dundee Advertiser, Under a Lucky Star. Besides being a descendant of roy- Uncle Henry Gussaway Davis s the distinction of having es- caped the vice presidency of the.Uni- ted States.—Chicago Tribune. CASTORIA For Infants and Childrern. The Kind You Have Always Sought s 2 A Signature of al LECAL NquGEs. NOTICE TO CRUDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD &t Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich; on the 31st day of August, A. D. 1909. Present—NELSON J. AY ate of FHarriet N of Norwich, in said Dist Ordered, ’Ih(\t the Administrator cite said deceased to bring in ate within by posting togetier with a copy of this order, on the sign- post nearest to the pla where said deceased last dwelt, and in the same town, and by publishing the same ence in a newspaper having a circulation in said Distrigt, and make return (o this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, Judde. The above and foregoing is a true copy of recor Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk. NOTICE.—All creditors of said de- peased are hereby notified to present lh-nr claims. a st said estate to the going order. CHARLES E. Administrator with the sepld Notice to Architects ADDITION TO THE CHEMICAL LABORATORY OF THE CONNECTICUT AGRICULTURAL EXPERIMENT STATION, _ The sum of thirty thousand dollars is appropriated by the General Assem- bly of the State of Connecticut for a fireproof building connected with anmd as an addition to the building now used as a chemical laboratory by the Con- necticut Agricultural Experiment Sta- tion in Néw Haven: In accordance with he provisions of the statute the Comp- troller will receive competitive plans, specifications and estimates of cost for said building, which must be_signed and sent to the Comptrolier. State .of CHANDLER, Will Annexed Connecticut, Hartford. not later than Sept. 14, 1909, at 12 o'clock noon. No plans, specifications or estimates will Be "consldered . which are mot in, the hands of the Comptroller on or before the time stated. Further information may be obtained on application to this office, THOMAS D. BRADSTREET, Comptroller. Hartford, 13, 1909, gl sWS Aug. LOST AND FOUND. shire cow, red, nless. from Wein- hapell Hill. Finder Weiner, Oakdale, or's. Oakland please notify Conn.., and rec: Department will salisly seekers of High Grade Goods. A COMPLETE LINE OF Cil, Lead, Mixed Paints, Varnishes, Fin:shes, Brushes, Ete. CHAS. 036000 & C0, 45 and 41 Commerce Streat. WM. F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gerdner) Hack Livery Boarding . Stabie 12-14 Bath Street. jlm-flua wines, liquors and clgara. ' Clase_wines clgers | HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. Jfl!MPflI‘. Tel. 43-6& Telephoune 883 apr2sd | Gas, electricity Well Seasoned Wood AN reme o ey »:’m‘ A GDE!&}MW% n\l"ngln CO- -Washi to d t No. 9 L INTOLERIBLE ITCHING “Fearful Eczema All Over Baby's Face ?fgmfm'ronal Trmmafiy Failed. A PERFECT CURE BY CUTICURA “When my little girl was six months old I noticed anu.ll red nrot.s on her right cheek. They grew so that I sent Galfleld Ave. WANTED—To buy or c zu(e centrally " located. 0’ tull particulars, T."E. rent, Iu:vl-mlly l‘t‘ “%gl d h:“:l.dk"z;r of two. consider ap- for the doctor but, mlmdolhelpm the "I plicant wlth child. Bpl% with ‘refer- eruption, his ointment seemed to make | ence to W. J. Drabble, HolpA, Put- it wor;: Trtl:en 1 went to a mdfl m nam, Conn. tor who said it was eczema. He WANTED—E mxawtht gave me an ointment which did not help | the cider” il Ererybods t0 Kow. that open for the season Wednesda: y. JL 1st. W. D. Thacher: either. The disease xprud | over tho face and the eyes be ?d ‘“"‘“ TWANTED—Salesman in alch coumy for combination wrench and other fast itching vmmlerlh rible sight to see. I cons for months, but they were ulublel)cure selling hardware specialties; exclusive the baby. I paid out from $20 to $30 | territory; salary $3 per day and com- without relief. One evening I began to | mission. Lambert Wrench Co., AS. 90 e ;e Markot SU SOOI i PEAS morning the baby’s face was white WANTED—At the s Hospital, tead of red. I continued until the |a new milch cow. PO uu‘{QQ inst uumentirvlvdxuppeamd Mrs. P. E. WANTED_GIrl at ESe hoa- Jul pital. No washing, jroning nor caok- ing aug2sd Gumbin, Sheldon, L y 13, 1908." Potter Drug & Chem. Corp.. Sale Props., Boston. D.R. Gordon THE WORLD’S GREATEST ANTED—Immediatety, man and wife, without children, .for positien in country: man for farmwork. head man; wife for general housework. Twenty minutes from city= on “trolley. Good wages and permanent position to right partv, Address Box 90, Bullatin. aug?1* WANTED—Your lewmg machines, bicycles, cash registers and baby car- riages to repair: general jobbing. Sew- CLAIRWYANT ing Machine Hospital, Breed Blds. Tel. 242-4 or drop postal. apr20d AND PALMIST WANTED A gitl about 17 years of e for clerical work. Apply West 8ffe siilke M. aug1sd WANTED Family Cooks, General House Girls and Second Girls. Good pay and good places. J. B. LUCAS, aug26d Room 32 Central Bldg. orough- l{ ofi#‘ to rlde “l"th ?";f B M-l‘f;‘f. l SALE—I have iu my possession bbrhdle bllflfln‘ 15 months old which a2 h-pou of to any yefln wis| nch n be see 330 Main 0% Ge0 b, Scantdn, 1 FOR SALE—The household hlrnlture of seven rooms of Henry J. Grodotzke, 19 Ward St., offered at private ulle all this "adm next week. Leaving city. ep! Al.l-—Pool tables, for cash or Allo pool suppuen chalk, Ry cues, etc. J. T. Fitz- 5 West Main St., City. aug3id FO.. SALE CHEAP—A new sewing machine, on account of oln‘ to Eu- rope. 1i0% North Main St. aug3l FOR !AI.I—Cotufia house of seven rooms, acre land, in South Coventry village; 5 min. walk from lake. D. A. Turnbull, 630 Main St, Willimantic. luznd R SAI.E—Fln,e farm near Lake ‘Wangumbaug. Few minutes’ walk from trolley. . Can be bought very rea- sonable. D. A. Turnbull, 630 Main St., Wllllmanllc, Conn, « aug3dld g SALE—Grocery |store. D. Turnbull, 630 Main St, Willimantic, onn. augdld Fon. SAEE—Quick lunch and restau- D. A, Turnbull, 6 Main St, Wlllimanth‘ Conn. iugdld FOR SALE—Fruit and nfectionery store. D. Turnbull, 630 Main St., Willimantic, Conn. FOR SALE—Lodging and boarding house. D. A. Turnbull, 630 Main St., ‘Willimantic, - aug3ld FOR SALE—Business block. D. A. Turnbull, 630 Main St, Willimantic, Conn, s augdld FOR REAL ESTATE and business chances, apply to D. A. Turnbull, 630 Main St. W, illimantic, Conn. aug3dld FOR SALE—Valuable patent. April. 1909, “The device is for machine, largely usda. Wil sell the patent fight for one or more foreign countries or the controlling interest and deposit, in bank. A suitable amount to warrant that the device which the patent was allowed for to do hetter work at less expense than any device now patented. Parties desiring full particulars musi furnish satisfactory reference. . dress Yale Improvement Co., P. 0. Boj 436, Westerly, R. 1., augild FOR installm ket trick, Allowed ‘CALL ON ME N for anything you may desire in Halr \ Goods—Curls, Pufrs, > 3 ‘Pompadours, Wigs, Without you saying a word and having no natural means of knowing By e [\\ ho you are, or for what you came, able. Call and see He Tells You What OTTO STABENOW, Prop. aprzdd 17 Broad: You Called For and anything you desire to know, giv- ing names, dates, facts and locations. He points the way that leads to suc- cess in health, business, love, court= ship, marriage, changes, journeys, in- vestments or anything you may be in trouble or doubt about. He will tell you the name of the one you should marry and date of marriage. He will tell you how to win the affection of the man or woman you love. He- cures drunkenness, weakness, stuttering and all bad habits. Mr. Gordon’s fame is world-wide and needs no comment. In his many years of practice he has established a repu- tation which is accorded to but few in his profession. He is consulted by people in all walks of life, affairs and women of society who ordi- narily would scorn the idea of going to the average palmist or clairvoyant. Remember, if nothing can be done Wall Papers Spring season is over but we have a great variety of them still in all grades at reduced prices. Also Mouldings marked down in price, Mixed Paints, Muresco, Brushes and Decorations. P. F. MURTAGH, Telephone.” 92 and 94 West Main St jyi3d QUALITY in work should always be considered, t espec‘ally when it costs no more than to your complete satisfaction, no|the inferior kind. Skilled men are charge will be made. employed by us. Our prices tell the Reduced charges, this week, 50c ana] whole stor. $1.00. STETSON & YOUNG. Hours: 10 a. m. to 9 p. m. may27d 16 BROADWAY, Martin House. ALL HORSES DIE Maid In attendance. aug30MWF No other form of property insur- ance is sure of being a loss. GET YOUR HORSE INSURED be- fore it dies from a SUNSTROKE. E. G. RAWSON, Gen. Agt. 227 Main St, Norwich, Conn. ‘Phones—Office 559; house 854-2. jun23d "COAL AND LUMBER. COAL Lonesome, Yes, Lonesome Wiihout a Bin Full of Coal and wood may -do for a season, but there comes a longing for Coal in the heart of every home- keeper that only COAL will satisfy. E. CHAPPELL C0. | Wharf and 150 Main Street. | Telephones. Lumber septld COAL Free Burning Kinds and Lehigh ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP. Office—cor. Market' and Shetuckat Sta Telephone 168-12 DR. D. J. SHAHAN, Physigian and Surgeon, 317 Main Street. Télephone 821 Hours: 130 to 3,30 and 8 to 9 p. m. Cent See the Point ? Our stock of Whiskies comprises all the best brands, domestic and import- ed. Try our Old Darling. You will find it rich and mellow with age — right either as a beverage or medicine. See the point ? oct29d CALAMITE COAL Geo. Greenberger, 47 FRANKLIN STREET, Telephone $12. Norwich, Conn. aug27d The Norwich Nickel & Brass o, Tableware, Chandeliers, Yacht Trimmings and such things Refinished. C. H. HASKELL 489 *Phones 402 37 Franklin St 58 Thames St. | €9 to 87 Chestnut SL Norwicii, Conn. mayéd octic LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confident our Ples, Cake and Bread cannot be excslled. Give us a trial order, J. A. MORGAN & SOV, Coal and LLumber We carry a weu selected lme of & sizes family coa!. Lumber for hulld ing purpases - 20 Fairmount Street. 5 Central Wharf. novza ‘Phone -884. septl®a THE OFFICE OF WM. F. HILL LUMBER —— + ine mw be had and at the rigm Real Estate prices, emember we alwa i Carry s blg line of Shingies: Call u and Fire Insarance, ap and let us tell you abut our -(uh is Jocated in Somers’ Block, over C. M. H.F. & A, J. DAWLEY Williams, Room 9, third floor. 5 mnud febl13d Telsphone 147, TTHERE is no ldvertmn: medl in THERE is no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut S‘u Easte onne: - letin for business res letin ;grc u‘a‘:m& il FOR SALE—Eight good business horses, consisting of workers and driv- ers, weighing from %00 to 1300; prices from $50 to $200: all horses guaranteed as represented. One fast acer.” Private Barn, 537 Bank St w ondon. TFOR SALE_ First ¢ s boagding hotise; good location: good reasons for selling. ~ Appiy to 209 Main, Franklin Square. augeid FOR SALE—A McCroa rv-rrlg.exa(nr 9 by 12, in pirst cl; condition. Sold cheap if taken at once. Address Butcher. care of Bulletin. aug20d FOR SALE—Good sheep and poultry farm in Salem; ulso good smaller farm, suitable for poultry, without buildings! state no, acres required. Box 593. New London, Conn. jy13a HORSES FOR SALE—Henry Arnold, 812 Jackson Street. Willimantic., Conn JaniTd FOR SALE—Farm!ng tools, four lows, two mowing = machines, one orse rake, three dump carts, one farm wagon, one cuitivator, one fertilizer sower, one two-horse roller. one hay teddcr, one one-horse lawn mower and one light top wagon. Inquire A. A. Beckwith, Admr., Est. of R. wj Mar- e REAL ESTATE BARGAINS. 40-acre farm, good comfortable - room house, 1 mile to village, 4 miles to city. $700. 4 acres, 1 mile to city. handy to trol- ley; fine niew 8-room cottage finished in cypress, hot and cold water, bath, new barn, price $3.000, The best iT5-acre farm in New Lon- don county for Several good nvestment propertles in eity of Willimantic. Three furnisned cottages on Fisher's Island at bargain prices. If you want a farm, country home or city property, call at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGENCY. 715 Main Street, Wililmantic, Co jy1sd SALE HORSES I have just arrived home with as good lot of Horses as can be found anywhere. Biz pair bays, weigh 3100; another bay team, weight 290G, anil others weighing 1050 to 1500. A lot of good Business Horses. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON, Telephone connection ugdod FOR SALE $5,000 Sterling Dyeing & Fin- ishing Co. Bonds Pay 5 per cent. interest. Bonds are abeolutely ~First Mortgage and guaranteed both as to prin- cipal and interest. 25 Shares of the Allen-Beeman Co, Preferred Stock. Pays dividends at the rate of 7 er cent. per year. The company as been one Of the must sticcass- ful business houses in Norwich for the last 19 years. Excellent opportunity to secure high grade Investments netting .good interest. - JAMES L. CASK, ‘No. 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. A Desirable BUILDING LOT FOR SALE The lot known as No. 1, situated at the junction of Mowry and Whitting- ton having a frontage on Mowry Avenue of 1017-10 fect. either a dwelling or store building, and Avenues, Greeneeville, It is an excellent location for will be sold at a very low price. FRANCIS D. DONGHUE, CENTRAL BUILDING. FOR SALE Maxwell Runabout, second hand Mode! “L” M. B. RING, Chesinut Street jyaid on Diamonds. Watch and Securities of any Lowest Rates of lnnreu d at the An old established firm to deal with. (Estabilrhed 1872) THE COLLATERAL LOAN €O, 151 Main Street, Upstairs. General Contractor ANl orders recetve prompt and clnm attention. Give me a er. te isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich nes Telephone 349-2. Norwich, TO LET—A lai nroonitumk- lin street, sujtable for lodge, club or whist rruel Inquire at same place. augsd TO RENT—Tenement, 6 rooms, with storage, modern, fine Jocation, five min- utes’ walk from square. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. augiod FOR RGNT_Tenement on Mechanic St. suitable ‘for small Yamily. Cheap rent Apply West Side Silk Mii auglsid TO RENT—FOR SALE—A cott; house, land enough for chicken fa newly painted and papered: Otrobando Ave.\Norwich Town, near Glen Woolen Mill} rent $6.00 per month. B. Fan- ning, 31 Willow St. augldd TO RENT—Rasement at 55 Frankiin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar busines: mayl7d TO RENT. Nine-room tenement. with bath and all modern improvements, on Laurel Hill avenue. Address " L. HU.UHINS, 37 Shetucket St. FACTORY TO RENT. with optlot of purchase. 140x25, three stories and basement. Well lighted. 300 feet from frelg“t station. R. R. Jjunctio= and transfer point. Handy to New York and New England markets. Address GEO. E. SHAW, Putnam, Ct. TO RENT New coftages and tenements. Engnire ol A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. iy7d WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main St., Franklin Syuare. fieal Estate and Insurance TO RENT. 39 UNCAS STREET-—Upper part with improvements, gas fixtures, etc. Five pleasant rooms, attic “and cellar. 11 ELM STREET—Newly renovated, centrally_located, five room, cellar and yard. Water closet. In complete or- der; $3 per month WANTED. Tenements for Renting. Parties having empty tenements are ed to call and give description of augldd aug2d PLUMBING AND GASFITTING. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS ‘urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street jan2z2d T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, 92 Franklin Street. marbd $15.00 Buys a 17 Jewel Hamilton Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Cace. $10.00 Buys a Waltham Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. Also a full line of the New Style Signet Rings. Gold Chains, and a complete Jewelry. FERGUSON & CHARBONNEAY, Franklin Square. mar25d Lockets, Cuff Buttons, line of up-to-date 10 DAYS’ SALE $2.50 Folding Carts at.. veees $175 “Oriole” Go-Baskets at $3.50 $8 50 Go-Carts at . $6.50 $18.00 Reed Hood (‘arrlnge! at. $16.50 English Hood Cariages, slight- ly worn, at . $12.00 £ BALANCE OF OUR STOCK —OF— Porch Goods REDUCED TO CLOSE Your Inspection Welcome N. 3. Gilbert & Sons © 137-141 MAIN STREET. ang20d FUNERAL~ ORDERS Artistically Arranged by HUNT . ... The Florist, Tel. 130. Lafayette Street. Junléd WHEN yon want to put your busi- before the pubilc. thera is no me- ter n;:n v.hrm = advertia. Mamma. ve ’W 1 tlln; there I saw a - ana fore -?fln milk and or two in the tpon the s’ track and beans, “were staph'lococe! playing in th eens. The stegomy! and ” About a little baby's crib and fill his precious veins With horrid yellow fever other aches and pain rms and Mamma, have you found time to read T l':l th N‘l) . h{ t t—""Th 0 re e latest pamphlet out—'The Battle With the I have one in my nunery ‘with colored plate that shows The w; he unl‘e- germs about upon an s legs The names of them are legion and are ominous to view, You'd think to earry one of would break his le; v But he just di feet In flilll, no matter where they are, And gathers up a million germs : bears them near and far. Mamma, have you screened the steak, the gorrldqe and oatmeal” I heard a buzzing sound just then, and for the common w. Of all of us we must not let & fly xo . forth to roam With germs of ours—for every ons should keep his germs at home. It you wlll help me catch the fly we'M ¥ him down and see With my small microscops upstaley what colonies there be Upon the soles of his small feet, and we will sterilize His feet and legs so he will not do harm to other flies. Mamma, these are trying times, and I trust you will give More time to health and hygiens so that all of us may live Immune from preduorv germs, which lurk in every nook And you should iearn the names of them and how they act and look. I think. if you'll permit me, now I'll vaporize the tea And it & sterile codmpress on the fines and celery. THI qlee immune. from typhold germs and kindred kinds we feel The blessedness of sitting at a quite aseptic meal! —Saturday Bvening Post VIEWS AND _VARIETIES Clnv-r Sayings Mrs. Church—You say she was a war correspondent once? Mrs. Gotham Yes, she was secretary of a woman's club.—Yonkers Statesman “The alligator swallowed him.” “An' did they kill the tor?”" “No; they thought that swalern him was punish ment enough!”—Atlanta Constitution, “I made a big hit with that woman all right “What did you say te her?” " I just kept still and listen- ~Kansas City Journal. Sunday School Superintendent—Elsie, can you tell me anything about the episties? Little Elsie—I guess they were the wives of the aposties.--Ch;- cago News. Little Clarence (in the midst of hir perusal of a newspaper item)-—Papa what is a “Blue Grass widow?" Mr. Callipers—Why, a grass widow whe failed to get alimomy, I presume, my Puck. So you want the privilege of voting eople of whom approve?’ answered the suffragette, “T de sire the satisfaction of publicly refus ing to vote for people whom I don'( like. ‘Washington Star. Seaver—I have to tell that boy of mine where everything is. Weaver— Have to tell him where the basebal grounds are located, where the circur is showing or where the best swimming holes are?—Judge. “Gee!" sald the observing small boy, ‘when T grow up I'm going after a po Iitical job.” ““What for?" asked the man. “So’s T can go to the ball games every afternoon,” he replied.—Detroif Free Press. Guest—He seems a very nice youna man. What's his profession. Hostes He's a social botanist. Guest—And what is that, pray? Hostess—Oh, we invite him especially to give attention to our wallflowers.Y—Boston Trans cript. Uncle—I hope you've been a good boy, Tommy Tommy: no-—-1 haven't. Uncle—Dear, dear! T hope you haven't been very bad. Tomm M'no! Just comfortable! —London Opinion “May I ask You a question? Sure stranger.” “Why is eve nd\ in this section mixed up in & feud?’ “Well nobuddy keers to take chances on he- ing an innocent bystander."—Louisville Courjer-Journal. Dorothy—Yes, our college had a fe male baseball team. Charles—Did you g00d catchers? Dorothy—I should say so! 8Six of them caught husbands the first season and broke up th eteam.—Chicago Journal. MUCH IN LITTLE Up to 1879 mo other methods wers used for plates in fine art illustration than line engraving and for blocks than wood engraving. The corozo tree abounds throughout the Mexican stats of Tobasco, being most abundant”in the virgin forests, as it requires shade and 'humiidty to develop favorably. ——— In recognition of hec 'wérk in com- batting tuberculosis In Ireland, "Lady Aberdeen has been electe honor- ary life member of the British Medi- cal association. On the shores of Cape Cod there were during a period of 20 years following 1881 as many as 1,000 wrecks of ves- sels carrying preclous cargoes of hu- man beings and of freight. Residents of the cork regions of Spain heat the bark in kettles with spoute through which 1ssues & gas that is used as an lluminant. The refuse ia sold as the “Spanish black” pig- ment. the national Yorests of Arizena New Mexico the prairie dog ha such a pest that the United States forest service has decided to carry out an active campalgn for its extermination. In and become About 600 patents are granted each year to British women upon inven- tions, ranging from articles distinctive- ly feminine “4n- nature to motors, rail- road cars, flying machines anr wire- less telegraphy. The first memorial to be prepared for a place in the new Memorial bulld- ing at the U n‘,u ity of Michigan wil be a bronze ~relief of President Angell, to be presented to the univer- sity by Regent Arthur Hill of Sag- inaw. Hat letters and hat numbers are not a part of a soldier's equipment, as their lssue has -heen discontinued. Honsewiyes are not required as d pust of the equipnent, but their conven- jence make stheir issue very desiva- ble. years of potatoes, cab- Never a taste Almost 80 bage, corn and oulons, of meat, clam or lobster, Rev. Hemy 8. Clubb, 83 years old, president of the \'egeur!anl ;o;l;ld of America, residént of Philadelpl and temporary :olfi‘ournrr in Cleveland, i hals, :n'