Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 28, 1909, Page 12

' SATURDAY FAIR. is always 'Mfl n':u the small WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at the Auditorium. Moving Picturas and Illustrated Songs at Breed Theater. Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs at the Roderick Theater. Comman Council Mzeting. Sedgwick Post, No. 1, G. A. R, meets in Buckingham Memorial. Gardner Lodge, No. 46, meets in Eagles’ Hall Norwich Commandery, No. 637, U. O. G. C., meets at 22 Cliff Street. Loyal H. H, Osgood Lodge, No. 6920, 1. 0. ONF., M. U, meets in Ponemah Hall, Taftville. Machinists’ Union, Local No. 53, meets in C. L. U. Hall Lodge Oscar, No. 30,V. O. of A., meets in Foresters’ Hall. ANNOUNCEMENTS. Frank A. Bill hag the exclusive sale of men's $4.00 King Quality shoes and oxfords; see the new Big Stick toe. K. of P, First in Market. Somers Brothers are the first in towr to display peaches, watermelons and muskmelons. BREED THEATER. “A Pair of White Gloves,” Splendid Motion Picture. One of the many attractions at the Breed theater last evening was the big picture entitled A Pair of White Gloves, and this interesting story of thieving in high life was portrayed in @ very capable manner, the various characters being peculiarly suited to the parts assigned to them, and the costuming, with the wealth of tropical surroundings in the background make it a picture of great beauty. Much of the spirited action takes place in the swell cafes of Paris and not the slight- est detail is overlooked. The big west- ern picture, Children of the Plains, met with instantaneous favor, and the entire picture from the first en- trance of the pioneer wagon to the last roundup of the cavalry, when it eaptures the Indian abductors, was closely followed. Many other fine pictures were stown, among them being The Bur- lar’s Mistake, The Wooden Indian, he Chaperons, and The Rubes and the Bunco Men. Mr. Delaney sang with much feel- ing the pathetic New England song, Yown Our Way, winning flattering ap- plause, as did Madame Morelle with her fine concert song, The Return, by Harrison Millard. At the Roderick. Desplte the nain, good sized audienc- e were the rule at the Roderick to witness the change of pictures and songs. The Miner's Wife was a film that attracted especial attention, be- ing full of thhilling climaxes. Dr. Hercules’ Power was a most funny pieture, winning rounds of applause. ‘here are several fine pictures besides these two. i Miss Heffernan is singing Stop Mak- ing Faces at Me in her usual charm- ing manner, while the beautiful song, With You in Eternity, was rendered by Mr. Dudley with faultless expres- sfon and in excellent -voice, and he was obliged to respond to the well- merited encore, PLAYGROUNDS POPULAR. East and Northwest Sections of New Britain Need Baseball Field. The playground at the East street school, New Britain, this summer, will be managed by the Sunshine soctety. The Burritt school playground will be conducted by the clvic department of the Woman's club. Two lots for baseball are needed, one near the East street school and | one near the Polish school, as it is felt that the playground which Mayor Landers so generously donated is a trifle too far away from both of these points, There is a large yard adjoining the Northern school. It is possible that the Commonwealth club may establish & playground there to take the place of the one which last year it conduct- od at the Rockwell school, but which will not be avallable thjs summer ow- ing to the building operations that will in progress there, Judge Not. A story is told In despatches from an Indiana town of a woman who sent her lover to jail 20 vears ago for stealing her ring. It develops that the ring has been found where the young woman lost it, and the twain, cherishing deepest resentment these 20 years, now have become reconciled. One oannot but think of the heart- burnings and travail of.soul caused by the impulsive act of the woman; of what might have been had she not vielded to the passionate impulse to punish a suspect, Twenty years have been virtually wasted for them both. They might have entered into a happy married state and become the parents of a family, Judgment hag fallen heavily on them because the biblical injunction to “Judge not that ye be not judged” was ignored. The woman misjudged, and created immeasurable unhappi- ness, not alone for the man, but for herself, in consequence. It is a hu- man trait to cry “Jaccuse” when we feel ourselves to have been wronged. Greater temperance should be exer- cised in such contingencies. Holding to a stubborn idea and refusing expla- nations has caused endless grief in this worldagWe should be less ready to condemn without a hearing.—Pitts- burg Post. Cause of Misery. Here is an observation from Car- lyle: “All misery is faculty misdirect- ed—strength that has not yet found its way.” This is undoubtedly true. All suffering and failure can be traced back to one getting out of the true rath. It may not sometimes be one’s -ult. Ignorance or environment may fotervene and lead us astray. But all wrogress consists in one finding the true way of one's strength; to see that the faculty is rightly directed. Finding this path is the end of kriowledge and civilization. This means doing the right thing physical- 1y, mentally, morally; obeying God's Jaw, that's it; that's all there is to it. That is what keeps the strength and faculty intact and makes life worth living. The perfectest mortal is the one whose facuity is rightly di- rected and whose strength has found its way. It is that that makes the true, manly, useful, happy life; that makes the life last longer a keeps it sweet and wholesome while’ it lasts, =Ohio State Journal Motor Cycle Letter Carriers. Hartford will probably have before long a motor cycle letter special de- livery service and an automobile mail collection service. Postmaster F. A. Hagarty has been discussing these questions and other matters with offi- cials of the postoffice department. 'He has got the permission of the depart- ment to substitute horseless vehicles for bicycle boys and matl carts pro- vided it can be accomplished as eco- nemically as is expected ' In the early days of the British seum a century or more ago the was open for only six hours daily on five days a week in the summer and only four hours daily during the rest of the year. -Nobody could remain in the building more than two consecu- tive hours, and the number admissible at one time was strictly limited to 15. Each batch of visitors was sheperded by an attendant. The negotiations which were com- menced in 1907 and suspended last spring between Great Britain and Siam: for the cession to Great Britain of the Siamese states of Kelantin, Trigganau and Kedah have been resumed and an agreement on the subject has been practically reached. - It -gives an addi- tion to the Federared Malay stales of an area of about 15,000 square miles, or more than half the present area of the Federated Malay states. Let the children have all the Wil- liams’ Root Beer they want. Help them through the summer. Always pleases.—adv. . LOST AND FOUND. LOST—One large hound, black and tan, mostly black, left ear extra thick. Finder will please write to Box 130, Brooklyn, Conn., and receive good re- ward. Telephone 127-22 may27d COAL AND LUMBER. COAL Free Burning Kinds and iehigh _ALWAYS IN STOCK. A. D. LATHROP, Office—cor, Market and Shetucket Sta Telephone 168-12. Branch Office—Lewis', Shannon Bldg. oct29d e fwi WANTED: - WANTED—Salesmen on “Wear- Proof” hosiery and underwear direct to families; smalil capit{t to handld orders. Permanent, profitable business. State managersh\v- for experienced men. International Mills, Philadelphia, Pa. may28d < WANTED—Two or three rooms for light housekeeping in desirable neigh- borhood for six or eight %months. d- dress or inquire of A. Johnson, care Concrete Steel Co., cor. Main and She- tucket Sts. may28d WANTED—A horseshoer and jobber. Frank E. Chism, West Town St. may27d WANTED—Agents to handle a line of household specialties. Over 100 per cent. profit. Write today for free sam- ples and catalogue, Nemo Specialty Co., Hartford, Conn. may27d WANTED—At once. a number of ma- ehinists for out of town work; also men and women for seashore work. Free Employment Office, 8. H. Reeves, Supt. may27d & WANTED—At once, ond gqul; good wages. Gompetent sec- 175 Broadway. WANTED—Loom _fixers at Hallville mills. Apply at Commerce St., Hall Bros. may20d WANTED A ward maid at Backus Hospital. » mayl5d . WANTED—Your sewing machinzs, bieycles, cash registers and baby car- riages to repair; general jobhlng.é@dw- g ing Machine Hospital, Breed Tel. 242-4, or drop postal. apr20d Experienced waitress, hotel; family cook; general house girls and girls for the beach. J. B. LUCAS, mayild Room 32, Central Building. i CALAMITE COAL Well Seasoned Wood C. H. HASKELL 439 "Phones 402 87 Franklin St. 68 Thames St may6d » J. A. MORGAN & SON, Coal and Lumber We carry a well selected iine of al sizes family coal. Lumhber for bulld- ing purposes. 5> Central Wharf. Tel. sept19d 884 LUMBER The best to be had and at the right prices, too. Remember we aiways carry a big line of Shingles. Call us up and let us tell you about our stock H.F. & A. J. DAWLEY maylsd CURES LIQUOR HABIT} CNRE EFFECTED or MONEY REFUNDED. One of the strong features that recommends the ORRINE treatment is its low cost. Tt is the most eco- nomical treatment—no - sanitarium expense or any other fees. Just the cost of medicine, which is placed al a very low price and brings it with- in the reach of all who need a re- liable and efficient remedy for the cure of the “Drink Habit.” Read what the Rapelye Drug Co.. the leading druggists of Hartford, Ct., suy about ORRINE: “ORRINE has stood the test of use and we know of many who have been cured of the drink habit through its use, and we would not under any eir- cumstances endorse a remedy of the character of ORRINE with- out we were satisfied it had un- doubted merit.” ORRINE is prepared in two forms. No. 1, a powder, tasteless and color- less, ‘ean be mivem secretly in food or drink., ORRINE No. 2, in pill form, is for those who wish to cure themselves. ORRINE COSTS ONLY $1 A BOX. The Guarantee is in Each Box. Write for Free ORRINE Booklet (mailed in plain sealed envelope) to ORRINL CO., 947 ORRINE Building, Washington, D. C. ORRINE is sold by leading drugglsts everywhere. Special Agents: N. D. Sevin & Son, 118 Main St, DON'T WORRY; It Makes Wrinkles, Warry over 1li-health does your health no good, and merely causes wrinkles, that make you look older than you are. It you czre sick, don't worry, but go atout it to make ycurself well. To do this we repeat the words of thousands of other former sufferers from womar. ly ills, similar to yours, when we say, lake Viburn-0. It 1s a wonderful female remedy, as you will admit if you trv Directions for its use are printed In s'x languages with every bottle. Price $1.25 at druggists. FRANCO-GERMAN CHEMICAL CO. 106 West 129th Street, New York mar3ld GAIN SOMETHING by a course in Bogk- Shorthand keeping, and Touch Typewriting ‘Norwich Commercial Schoal Broadway Theatrs Bldg, Insist Upon Getting the Best and if you ask for Burkhardt's Bock Beer you’ll certainly get the best beer brewed. Drawn from the wood at THOS. H. WILSON’S, 78 Franklin St. may27d WHEN you want to put your busi- ness before the public, there is no ma- m better tham :arcugh the advartl columns of The Bulletin. T oo I SO SREE S TS5 i eSO .- s R 08 8 Sl F_-.-'-o-o-.-o-. 0 e s @ s 0 @ 804 2 LEGAL NOTICES. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HEL at, Lebanon, within and for the District nrnLehanon. on the 22d day of April, 1909 “Present—ALBERT G. Judge. Estate of Harriet Ella McCall, late of Lebanon, in said District, deceased. Henry J. William Administrator. Ordered, That six months from the iate hereof be, and the same are, lim- and allowed for the creditors to ing in their c ms against said es- e. and the Administrator is directed give public notice to the creditors of said estate to bring in their claims within said time allowed, by posting a copy of this order on the public sign- post nearest the place where the ae- ceased last dwelt, within the same Town, and by publishing the same once in some newspaper having a circulation in .said Probate District, and retirn make to this Court of the notice given. Attest: ALBERT G. KNEELAND, may28d Judge. BARGAIN We have three very fiae 3-light Combination Gas and Eleciric Chandeliers, finishedin old brass, whieh . we will seli at a very low price. A rare opportunity for any- body wishing anything of this kind. 3 JOHN & GEO. 1. BLISS | o 0 0 cr 0 0 o 0 5 nich or poor or proud and handsome, Even you can read this Chanson, By no law of luck or chances, Every tooth you save enhances, Al your smiles and conversation, nenders joy to all relations. non't despair when teeth are aching, s&ve them, all their shapes remaking, Life's prolonged and health extended, Every time a tooth is mended, 'ou will find your joy remended, nemlst I “my crown” reveals it, E\'ery art by art conceals it, Nature gave all in good season, Teeth to eat with, minds to reason, s it her fault, yours or mine, S hall their 1oss be mine or thine, | T hou shalt know in all good time. DR. R. E. BEARDSLEY 237 Main Street apr20d The Del-Hoff, HAYES BROS., Proprietors. Broadway, . c . ..+ + « Norwick, Conm Running Hot and Cold Water. ’ Rooms Unexcelled. Service Prompt Tables reserved for Ladies. tebsd MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. (Established 1872.) THB COLLATERAL LOAN CO, 151 Maim Street. Upstnirs. Chirapodist MRS. UNDERWO0OD, 51 Broadway. 'Phone THE OFFICE OF WM. F. HILL, Real Estate and Fire Insurance, is located in Somers' Block, over C. M. Williams, Room 9, third fioor. febl3d Telephone 147. Have You Noticed the Increased Travel? It's a sure sign of g fine roads. People like (o get out ints the opem air. We furnish the best method, and if you’'ll take one of our teams. you'll say the 3 MAHONEY IRT&. all 858-4. weather and marlid SALE—A nice pa stock partict 3 ress A, on, ‘Conn. ust out? . The best ever e 21 g Pan” P outfit 50c. Best first in the field. Deé Lucy Co, New Haven, Conn. may28d s ———— e FOR SALE—Household goods will be sold cheap; carpe black walnut chamber set, combination bockease and writing desk, parlor furniture and nu- erous other articles. Inquire Friday at 148 Luurel Hill Aye. may28d FOR BAE:ly entire stock of dry and dress goods, in store located on Main St., Colchester, Ct. Store fully stocked and furnished. Must sell on account of sickness. 1. Rubens. may27d FOR SALE—At a bargain, brown chunk <horse, weight 1250 lbs, worker, 11 years old, price $70. first driveway above 337 East Main St. may2id FOR SALE—Good level land facing’ road near P acres for $350. 4 acres for $300. Stoddard, R. F. D. No. 6, Norwich, Ct. may25TThS 300 TONS OF ICE FOR SALE—Ad- dress Box 59, Putnam, Conn. . B D. Route No. 4. FOR SALE—Farm with house and barns, in good repair, located on trolley line in Occum. Inquire of A. J. Senft 56 Boswell Ave., Norwich, Conn. may8d HORSES FOR SALE—Henry Arnold, 312 Jackson Street, Wllllmantl’c, (;_?;n. an FOR !ALE—V::{ cheap, if taken immediately, a Chickering square piano now being used by the People’s Sing- ing Class at Town Hall. Enquire of the Plaut-Cadden Co. apr2sd FOR SALE at Canterbury, Co: The Fort Ned Water Privilege, with 50 acres of land. For full information, Inquire "of JAMES L. CASE, No. 40 Shetucket St, ' Norwich, Conn. mayl4d For Sale--Vegetable Plants now ready. A large quantity of Head and Curly Lettuce, Wakefield and Early Summer Cabbage, all well hard- ened. F. E. PECKHAM, East Side. Telephone connection. apr24d SMALL PLACE of %o acres, located in the town of Hampton, Conn. Good house of 5 rooms ana aftic; barn and henhouse. Place wijl! keep tuur‘cowl and a horse; land equally divided into woodland and pasture; wood enough for fire, good weil at house and brook runs through pasture. On R. F. D., near neishbors, 1% miles from station. Price $300; $3(0 ‘can remajin omn mort- gage. ‘Address Merritt Welch, Chaplin. an ARM BARGAINS. 140 acre farm, 60 aores good tillage land, large two story house, two barns with basements; 10 cows, full lide of wagons and farming tools; price $2,400. Seven acres, good cottage house, barn and henhouse, plenty of fruit; price $800. 39 acres, good level land. good buildings, on trolley line, stock and tools, for $3,000. 85 acres, some of tha best land 'in Windham county, 800 buildings, handy to R. R., $5 worth standing_timber, prics $1,3b0. Bulldin lots on Manners ave. near trolley an thread mills. will be sold at a bargain. Send for lists and views. TRYON’S REAL ESTATE AGENCY, 715 Main St. Willimantie, WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Main St., Franklin Square. Real Estate and Insurance FOR SALE. . 68 ROOSEVELT AVENUBE—Near the Bleachery, Greeneville. Six room cot- tage; with large well cultivated garden. Easy terms. Prica low. THAMES RIVER FARM of 22 acreh, on west bank, mnear Massapeag. Fine, sightly location, good buildings, never failing running water in house, walls, fences and land all in good order, long shore front on river. 21 JOHN STREBT—Modern two-fam- ily cottage, with large lot in ®ood con- dition and for sale at a low price. 85 'HOOL STREET — Two-family house, with adjoining bullding lots. For sale at a- bargain price. TO RENT. CLIFF STREET, corner Elm street. Good 5-room tenerent at low price. UNCAS STREET, near Lincoln ave.. Excellent 5-room tenement with attie, cellar, gas fixtures, bath, ete. For all particulars of the above or for other property for sale or to renmt, call at office on Franklin Square. may27d * FOR SALE The Buckingham Chapel " Property On Boswell Ave. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street., Norwich, Conn. . Auctioneer REAL ESTATE AT - AUCTION Will be sold at Public Auction. on the GEO. A. PENDLETON premises. in the Town of Stonington, Conn., 4 miles from Stoaington Borough and_3 miles from Old Mystic, on R. F. D. Rout2, on WEDNESDAY, the 2d day of June, 1909, at 2 o'clock p. m. The farm known as the Amos Gallup place, later owned by Park, and now owned and occupied by the sub- iher, consisting of 50 acres, divided into ‘mowing and pasturing, 200 to 250 cords of wood, plenty of fruit, well- watered with brooks and springs a gooll well of water at the door, run- ning water in the house. The housé is 2gstories high, with 11 rooms. Barn 3’3(36. with sheep house attached 16x56, | poultry house 18x44,wagon house 15x16, corn crib 12x18. All the outbuildings are new, having been built within the last 3 or 4 years. All the buildings are painted. ; Sale positive, Rain or Shine, LETITTA 1. GERARD. Dated at Stonington, May 20th, 1909. 40---HORSES--40 Another carload just arrived, and I don’t think a Better lot can be found in any stable. They are the kind that everyone likes—good build, gentle and well broken. Some are big drafters, others chunks, business horses and drivers. I am going to dispose of them as soon as possible, and no_ dealer in Connecticut can seil horses of the same class cheaper than I can or will at the same terms. Come and see me or telephone. ELMER R. PIERSON. may3d —-_—-—_--‘—:,,—L—-——‘——_ General Contractor Al orders recelve prompt and careful attefition. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich uetanuck drawbrldf;h 'TO RENT. T0 RENT—RoOom/and board for two entlemen, or man and wife, in_private ’nmfly; five minutes from Franklin square. Inquire at Bulletin office. may27d TO RENT-—At 53 Oak street, mice tmlmu\;. :ztgur.four g; lemw rooms, first floor. Mrs, W. Tore 8" Hobart Avenue, ~ decliMWF —House and Iot on Otro- in fine condition; rent $6,50. may27d T vando ave.; Enquire No. 31 Willow St. RENT—A very desirable tene- ment on Laurel Hill avenue. Inquire at 55 Broad Street. mayl TO RENT—A pleasant tenement of § rooms at 21 Ripley place, East Side; $9 per month. Inguire 40 Hobart Ave. may6d - TO RENT—Basement at 55/ Prankiin treet; suitable for the paint. plumbing suitable business. may17 lower tenement, 5 rooms. Bradford (Bookbinder), 108 Droadway, apr22d FOR RENT—A seven-room flat with modern_improvements, 151 Boswell av- enue. Inquire at same. aprid - TO RENT New cotlages and tenements. Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. apr26d DR. JONES, Dentist, 35 SHETUCKET ST. Room 10 ’Phone 114-3 maylTd $15.00 Buys a 17 Jewel Hamilton Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. $10.00 Buys a Waltham Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. Also a full Signet Rings. Goid Chains, Lockets, Cuff Buttons, | and a complete line of up-to-date Jewelry. FERGUSON & CHARBOMNEA Franklin Square. mar?5d WM. F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gardner) Hack, Livery : d Boarding Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. ‘Telephone 883. line of the New Style A. W. BURNHAM, .+ « Eye Specialist Twenty-flve years experience in fit- ting Glassos to the Most Difficult Eyes, permanently located at 257 Main St., Norwich, Ct. Satlsfaction guaranteed. Office hours. 2 te § 0. m. Jan243 lewis' Famous lee Cream in Bricks and Bulk. Wholesale and retail at 21 Myer's Alley Telephone: Shop 250, House 738-4 mayldd MRS. G. A. LEWIS, Magr, S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet Metal Worker. Agent for Richardson and Boyntoa Furnaces. 656 West main Street, Norwich, Conm. dec%a IF YOUR HORSE IS INSURED AND DIES you can laugh at the other fellow. E. G. RAWSON, Agt., House -854-2. 227 Main S/ 'Phone 8 aprlod LOUIS H. BRUNELLE BAKERY We are confident onr Ples, Cake and Bread cannot be excslled. Give us a trial order. nov2d “The Plank,” is headquarters for the hest ALES and LAGERS in Norwich, O'CONNELL & SHEA, Telephone 554-4. 20 Fairmount Street. 8 Franklin Street, may27d Blue Ribbon Flour - 85 cents bag C. W, HILL & SON, 147 Franklin St., opp. Hopkins & Allen’s may27d J. F, CONANT. 11 Framklin Street. ‘Whitestone 5¢ and.the J. F. C. 10¢c Cigars are the best on the market. Try them. - marléd | she made - re the ’”L "c.‘ s ~once she sai “No man is good enou H ' The best man living here ‘wouldn't y. No, sirree! She didn’t. She just married me. “I'd never darn a husband's socks' She sald, “such_menial labor shocks, Nor sew his buttons on; Think you that I would stay at home To_ cook for him, when I would roam? Such work 1 frown upon. % That kind of toil I'll never do. She makes a splendid Irish stew. “I could not be a poor man’'s wife To lead the stern and simple life, 'd plunge him into debt I'd much prefer to single be. My father will take e of me, And all I want I ge That bonnet that she wears today She trimmed herself to save my pay. ‘1 don't like children, not at all, I cannot bear to hear them squall And dread a dirty face; Thelr table manners all are I'm sure I'd die If e'er I ha A child about the place. TO RENT—On Washington street | And vet, my goodness' how she flies " gEnqulre J. | Upstairs the minute baby cries. ~—Detroit Free Press. IN A GARRET, (From Uncle Remus’ Magazine.) The home of a toiler is.Everywhere— On the stone-hard street-—up the rick- ety stair I trenl;i where Night the broad day ars: That leads—thank God—to & gleam of Stars! The S?nlr that creaks in the darkness one Like the ghosts were coming to claim their own! For who toils in a garret for bread— for gold— 1s ‘one ml‘lh the singers that starved of old! My "'.,',"fl' are ghosts; for the human e In the world where my hgart crucifipd— ‘Where a al&g of Skulls for their hate sufficed—— Dark ‘as the (‘-lv:}i_v of the Christ! But singers the de world o'er have known Death where the Darkness makes its moan; And I am even as they—long dead: With a crust of Love and a crust of bread! was Here, ‘:vlth my ghost-friends standing 1 !hllld’!'oll till I die—I shall toil till T . ‘With a son, the sky— A shile In a tear, and a laugh In a bigh! The world, my masters, the world—it no to the stars and a song to ws ‘Where to plant the thorn and reap the rose’l But the toiler for bread in a garret high— ‘ ‘Well, the stars and the ghosts are his friends; Good-by! —Frank L. Stantom. VIEWS AND VARIETIES. Clever Sayings. “What do you do te get rid of bores?” “Just as soon as they come into my office I start in telling them of the latest cute thing my baby said."— Detroit Free Press. “What do they mean by parlor so- cialiam?” “Giving everybody an equal chance at the bhoarding-house piano.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. He (just rejected)—I shall never marry now. She—Foclish man! Why not? He—If you won't have me, who will?”—Boston Transcript. “What will you name him?" “Bill.* “Why BIll™ “Because he came the first of the month.”"—N, Y. Herald. “Yes, many thousands Immigrants come to America every vear” “What assimilates them into good American citizens?” *“Baseball.” — Kansas City Journal. A stack of wheats A slab of pie: And then dyspepsia By and by. —Philadelphia Ledger. Mistress—Look here, Susan, I can write my name in the dust upon this table! Susan—Ah, mum, there's noth- ing like eddication, is there, mum?-- Comic Cuts. Atlas was bearing the world on his shoulders. 4The graduates will soon relieve me,’”™ he cried. Herewith gave it another shift.—N. Y. Sun. “Professor, what do you suppose is the origin of that tiresome slang phrase, ‘O, you? " “It sounds as if it might be a contraction of the even he more tiresome ‘I. O. U.'” — Chicago Tribune. The Waiter—Beg pardon, sir, but— ahem!—the gents here usually remem- ber my services. The Guest (pocket- ing all the change)—Do they? They cught to be more charitable anq torget them. —Tit-Bits. She (after the tiff)—You will admit you were wrong? He (a young law- yer)—No; but I'll admit that an unin- tentional error might have unknowing- iy crept in&) my assertion.—Christian Endeavor World. Tommy—Met the new minister on | my way home from Sunday school | vesterday and he asked me if T playved marbles on Sunday. Mother—~Well, what did you say Tommy—Get thes behind me, Satan.—Sketch. “She broke him of smoking so that he could save money.” “And did he | save money?’ “Yes: he got so inter- ested in saving money that he broke off their engagement so that he could save still more.”"—Houston Post. Smith slapped Joneg on the back. “Hello, old chap!” he gurgled, famiil- jarly. “I'll wager $50 that you don't recall me.” Jones gave him an ley stare. “You win!" he said, paszing on. —Lippincott's Magazine , At present the reaction from the in- flated speculative conditions prevailing in Egypt from 1804 to 1907 has brought about a perind of liquidation and trade dullness which, in general merchandise is Ifkely to continue for another year. In a sawmill on a portion of the battlefield at Spotsylvania Courthouse, Va. a few dayvs ago the saw came in contact with a solid cannon shot, which had been fired into a large pine tree, evidently on the day of the bat- tle, May 12, 1864. The saw was shat- tered into atoms and the mill wrecked. Arkansas claims to have the larg- est peach orchard in the world and 1,000 men and 300 teams harvested the crop last year. The orchard is in Sevier county and has 200.000 trees. It covers 2,800 acres and 2,000 trees are bearing. Five hundred freight cars were used to haul the crop to market, world's Almost three-fourths of the production of ‘diamonds is bought by the people of the United States. The declared value of these gems, covered by involces presented at the American consulate general at Antwerp during the year 1907 amounted to $3.230,519 for cut diamonds and $1.053,067 for rough stones. y There are ten European museums of safety and santitation, located in Ber. Lin, Munich, Paris, Vienna, Amsterdam, Milan, Stockholm, Zurich, Moscow and Budapést. The Berlin museum of safe- ty covers 34,000 square feet of floor space, where are exhibited devices for the protection for the dangerous parts of machinery of processes in all trades and ocupations.