Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, May 22, 1909, Page 16

WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at the Auditorium. Moving Pictures and Iljustrated Songs at Breed Theater. Motion Pictures and Tllustrated Songs at the Roderick Theater.. ANNOUNCEMENTS. See the shoe spe Frank A, Bill offers today (Saturday). Ladies’ and mean’s $2.50 at $2.00. See the new oxfords at special low prices. BREED THEATER. “Cowboy’s Argument,” Thrilling Mo- tion Picture. A thrilling” and sensational motion pieture shown at the Breed theater last evening was the one called Cowhoy’s Argument, and proved to be a most interesting one, It has quite a num- Dber of novelties 1n the line of episodes, to earry out the plot, and met with {rstant success. The monster scenic fcture, A Trip Through Yellowstone ark, i8 one of rare beauty, and shows &ll of the splendors of this great res- ervation, inocluding all of the famous geysers, the canyons, the tinted pali- sades and the wild animals. This is % very long reel, and holds the audi- ence spellbound by its majestic gran- deur during its exhibition. The his- torieal picture of Oliver Cromwell is handsomely colored and all the famous incidents of his life are clearly rep- resented, the picturesque garments adding much to the already beautiful vackground. An unusually long bill of cemedy is shown, and includes Any Port in a Storm, Talked to Death, The Interrupted Joy Ride, and A Fight for Love. Mr. Delaney is singing the fa- mous Calfornia song, entitled In the Garden of the Weat, which is accom- penied by exquisite scenic slides. Ma- dame Morelle is continuing her suc- cess by rendering the catchy waltz song, Senora, which she is compelled to repeat to the satisfaction of the au- dience. The Auditorium. The bill for the week ’beginning Mondey, May the twenty-fourth, promises to be fully as attractive as the one now showing at the Audito- rium, It will be headed by a musical act whioch It is safe to say is one of the best of its kind now on the stage. It consists of three people, father, mother and daughter, and is entitled The Three Musical Millers, featuring Miss Haze] Miller in Music, Song and $Story, who is probably the best girl musician in the world considering her age. Leslie and Baker present a very neat singing end dancing quick change act similar to that of Willington Cross and Josephine, which made such a big hit here about six weeks ago and will surely entertain their audiences in a most pleasing manner during their engagement here next week. Arthur Moor, in a novel planologue sct, will be seen doing all kinds of stunts with a piano, and should win a big hand, as he is ranked among the deet in his profession. An act of great merit and different from anything seen at the house before will be the Liacombe brothers, who do aerial work and many sensational stuntg in lifting and holding with their teeth. The®* pictures for the coming week will as usual be among the hest to be had, The feature reel for the first three days is entitled The Fatal Card and is a thrilling picture of western horse thieves. Troubles of a Strand- ed Actor is a funny picture and will show those who see it that the life of »an actor is not all smooth sailing and full of enjoyment, Other comedy reels will pe Love Germs, The Colored Ste- nographer and Mary Jane's Lovers. How Irving Wanted to Die. Ellen Terry, in her account of her tast visit to Henry Irving, says that she asked him what he had got out of life. In MecClure’s Magazine she tells how he answered her. “What have I got out of it?” said Henry, stroking his chin and smiling slightly. “Let me see. Well, a good cigar, a good glass of wine— good friends—" Here he kissed my hand with courtesy. Always he was 8o courteous—always his actions, like this little one of kissing my hand,, were 80 beautifully timed. They came | ‘Just before the spoken words, and gave | them peculiar value. “That’s not a bad summing up of it all,” I said. “And the end. . How would you like that to come?” “How would I like that to come?’| He repeated my question lightly, yet | meditatively, too. for some 30 Then he was silent seconds . before he snapped his fingers—the action again | before the words. “Like that!" China a Collection of Nations. China is not a nation in the sense in which we ordinarlly use the Word. If we picture to ourselves the coun- tries of Hurope, with their different languages and different custo‘ms, drawn together into & loose confedera- tion under the government of a con- quering racg, we shall have some small conception ‘of what this Chinese “na- tion” really is. The peoples of these different Euro- pean countries are all Caucasians; the different peoples of China are all Mongolians. These Chinese peoples speak 18 or 20 distinct languages, each divided into almost innumerable dia- lects and subdialects. They are gov- erned by Manchu, or Tartar, conquer- ors who spring from a different stock, wear different costumes, and speak among themselves a language wholly different from any of the 18 or 20 native tongues.—Suceess Magazine. Robbing Dante’s Tomb. Robbing & blind man is commonly cregarded as about the meanest crime a person can commit, but stealing the oil from a sepulchral lamp seems to run it pretty close. Some time agp all Italy associated itself with a project to keep a lamp continually buening on Dante’s tomh at Ravenna, and recently the flame was kindled with great ceremony in the presence of representatives of all the chief towns jn the country. But the other day t was found tc have gone out. The publication of the news caused indigmation, which was !intensified by the digcovery that some ‘one had stelen the oil from the sacred lamp—New York Sun. At the N“Hr Town Methodi Episcopal church there will be ser Sunday mfli“ and evening. At the North Main street Methodist Episcopal ch vice at 2.15, followed by Sunday schoel ~ will hold a meeting in the Bill room 2, Shetucket street, Sunday, at 4 p.m At the Sheitering Arms Rev. Neilson Poe Carey and choir of Christ Episco- pal church will conduct the service on Sunday afternoon. Sunday morning at the Swedish Lu- theran church there will be services conducted by Rev. OM Nordbladh, fol- lowed by Sunday school There will be services Sunday morn- 1ng, afternoon and evening at the 8Sal- vation Army headquarters, conducted by Captain and Mrs. Thorne. At Grace Memorial Baptist church, Rev. W. H. McLean will preach Sun- day morning on The Lilies of the Field. In the evening he will also preach. There will be morning prayer ‘and sermon at 10.30 at 8t. Andrew’s church and eveni yer and sermon at 7.30, Rev. F. J, Bohanan officiating. Rev. Dr. L. L. West will preach Sun- day morning and evening at the Sec- ond CDnrnunoennl church.® His eve- ning topic is Nature as a Minister of Beauty. Sunday morning at the Universalist church Rev, Donald B. MacLane of Taftville will preach in exchange with Rev. Joseph F. Cobb. Y. P.-C. U, service at 6.30 p. m. Sunday morning Rev. Joseph F. Cobb will preach at the Taftville Congrega- tional churoh in exchange with the pastor. Tn the evening a cantata, Un- d;ri the Palms, will be sung by the choir, . Rev, S. F. Dickson will preach at the A. M. E. Zion church Sunday morning on The Gos, is_the Power of God Unto Salvi . His evening topic is The Name of God the Christian’s Se- . At 3 o'cloc Rev. D.W. Cannon wil] preach, his subject being What. Mrs. Mary S. Pepper-Vanderbilt, the noted psychic and test medium, of Brooklyn, N, Y., will legfure and give spirit messages "ana clafrvoyant read- ings at the plflh-ll' lendemy Sunday morning and evening. At the Broadway Congregational church Rev. William T. Thayer of the First Baptist church will preach in the morning. The evening congregation will unite with the young people in their meeting a( 7 o’clock, At the First Comngahonll church Rev. Rennetts C. ller of Washing- ton, D. C., will speak Sunde; J morning on Moral Victories Won and Waiting. There will be preaching in the eve- ning by the pastor, Rev. G. H. Ewing, I L At the Greeneville Congregational church Sunday morning Rev. C. H. Ricketts will speak on Crosses from His Sovereign Hand. In the evening Rev. Rennets C. Miller of Washington will speak on Moral Victories Won and Waiting. At the First Baptist church Sun- day morning Rev. Dr. Lewellyn Pratt of the Broadway church will preach. In the evening there will be preach- ing by the pastor, Rev. William T. Thayer, on the theme Hiding Among ? At Trinity Methodist Episcopal church Dr. Kaufman’s Sunday’ morning sermon will be on God's House and its Benefits. At the evening services, to which Columbian commandery, Knights Templar, have been invited, the pastor \ wifl preach on Christ’s Ascension: its Inspiration to Knightly Living. | A Limitation. | Cincinnati starts a mov nt to put | the clock ahead two hours in sum- | mer. But it does not follow that be- cause a city furnishes the president it | can set the time for the nation.—New | York World. CASTOR IA | For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M_'—: : Signature of LOST AND FOUND LOST—Thursday morning, Airedale urch there will be a ser- | The Loyal Temperance association A.p fold 4 block, terrier, answers to name of Glen. Re- | ward if returned to 40 Maplegrove Ave. LOST, | Passbooks No. 20,618, No. 27,349 of The Dime Savings Bank of Norwich. All persons are cautioned against pur- chasing or negotiating the same, and | any person having a clalm to said books is hereby called upon to present said claim to said bank on or before the 15th day of November, 1909, or submit to having the books declared cancelled and extinguished and new books -issued in lieu thereof or the amounts due thereon paid may158 § GAIN SOMETHING by a course in Book- keeping. Shorthand and Touch Typewriting Norwich Commerciai School Broadway Theatre Bldg, Have You Noticed the Increased Travel? It's a sure sign of good weather and fine roads. People like to get out intc the open air. We furnish the best method, and if ‘you’ll take one of our teams you'll say‘the same. MAHONEY BROS., Falls marl7d Avenue. If you desire a clear complexion take Foley’s Orino Laxative for constipa- tion and liver tronble, as it will stim- ulate these organs and thoroughly cleanse your system, which is what everyone needs in the spring in order to feel well. Lee & Osgood Co. DO IT NOW and don’t wait unti! the last minu‘s. nn rdomnfi to plumbi or gasfitting. R. BENTON DIBBLE, Asylum 8t Whea you WaERDT 0 PUT your dusie ness Lefere ihe pubilic, there 1s 0o me- dium better than tnrough the advertise (g solumna of LRe Bulietin. fl-;;‘ WANTED—AL - 01c e?fin&’ it sec- ond t(fl. good w‘:g" 175 Broadway. L B et PR S FR WANTED—Here! -~ Write for free offer and full particulars of ! ful fast sellers for ever; ofits, manent ‘work or spare time. 'air H Co., Bog 1010, Racine, wu. may22 WANTED—Man; learn and capable ot acting as our fe resentative; no canvassing or solicit- ing; good income assured. Address Na- uon;f Co-operative Realty Co.~ 945 Marden Bldg., Washington, D. C. may22d ” AGENTS WANTED—The new Singer Darner. A thoroughly Prncllcdl attach- ment for any lockstitch sewing ma- chine. Darns hosiery, underwear, ete. casily operated, »saves time; does smooth, durable work. Big commis- sions, tremendous seller: needed in every home. Splendid proposition for energetic canvassers. Particulars at Singer Sewing Machine Stores, 48 Main Street. may22d WANTED-—A good strong woman as housekeeper and he care for invalid woman in family of two; good home and good wages. Apply to thls office. 7 use- ANTED Loom fixers at Hallville Apply at Commerce St, Hall Bros. may20d WANTED—Competent girl for gen- eral housework; no lzundry. Apply to Mrs. Lucius Brlgn 170 Brondwgy be- tween 2 and 3 p. m., or 7 Ring top bell. WANTED—Managers and adjusiers wan in Norwich and vicinity by old line casualty company; $100,000 capital; insures men’s wages against loss ol time by accident or illness; cost monthly. Good monthly income to rlg man. Claims paid to date over 3§15 000. National Casualty Company, Nassau St., New York. mayfiod WANTED—A position as salesman or trimmey M furnishing store; young man with _city experience. Address Salesman, Bullctin Office. mayld WANTED—A ward maid at Backus Hospital. maylbd WANTED—Your sewing machinzs bieycles, cash rngxunn and haby car- ringes te repair; ,{elml Jobbing. Sew- ing Machine spital, Breed Bld‘. Tel. 242-4, or drop postal. apr20 Silk Weavers, Attention! Wanted—Experienced Silk Weavers. Good, steady work the year round. Weavers need not watt for filling. Stop motions on all looms. Apply West Side Silk Mill may22d WANTED Experienced waitress, hotel; family coole; general house girls and girls for the beach. may. oa J. B. LUCAS, maylid Room 32, Central Building. BARGAIN | We have three very fine 3-light Combination Gas and -Electric Chandeliers, finishedin old brass, which we will sell at a very low price. i A rare opportunity for any- 8 body wishing anything of this ! kind. [} H JOHN & GEO. H. BLISS § 3L BEST TEAS BEST COFFEE - ib. 25¢ BEST BAKING POWDER....Ib, 12 BEST SEEDED RAISINS...... Ib. 7c 25¢ Size EXTRACTS....... bottle 16c BEST COCOA, 25¢ Size. box 20c BEST CORNSTARCH ...lb. 6c BEST BAKING SODA.........Ib. 5¢ All kinds SPICES, 1-4 Ib. pkg., each 6¢c and 7c¢ ‘Write today for Free Price List. United Tea Importers Co., Franklin Square, up gne flight, over Somers Bros. may4TThS ' OUT EOOR TOYS Wagons, Carts, Wheel- barrows, Garden Set:,“ Sprinklers, Pails and Shov- els, Sand Molds, Doll Car- riages, Go-Cart:, Etc. RS, EDWN _HY Franklin Squm mayldd MONEY LOANED on Diamnnds, Wltlh.lf Jewelry nd at the and Boeurluu of any ki Lowest Rates of Inter sstablished firm to €4l with. (Established 1372.) THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 151 Main Street, Upstaira. Chiropodist MRS. UNDERWOOD, 51 Broadway. 'Phone ~858-4. THE OFFICE OF WM. F. HILL, Real Estate ‘and Fire Insurance, is located Iin Somers’ Block, over C. M. Williams, Room 9, third fioor. febl3d Telephone 147, ur $2 must be willing to | thake three fine apartments, with some Ib. 20¢! s sheplt thas Souagge U1 20 S. F. GIBSON telephone. % RS Tin and Sheet Metal Worker. ELMER R. Pl’ERSON- Agent for Richaréson l.na Boynton may3d i Furnaces. 65 West wiain 'M Norw.oh. Conn. J. F. CONANT. 11 Franklin Street.| decld Town. v W. Gt on 8 ich, green. .T. !ut er, Ngx RENT N “ic;“h city vn.ul' u’ M.thor with barn an TR A Sand orvlol}‘evn. Toloph.n. il. “?Qm—’l\nment ll'I West Mal one at 333 W. IAI and Dbasement at 333 West H. Sears, at Phnbcudcn Co ent vl i avenue. men u avenue. at 560 ggnul Street. » TO RENT—, M‘ tan-n.nt of 5 l?ul at 21 filfll P! Bide; $9 per month. . Inquire “ Hob.rt Ave. may6éd . 3 RENT—Easement at 55 Frankiin t; suitable for the paint, plumbing table business. maylTad TO . RENT—On Washington nrnL lower tenement, 5 rooms. Enqul Bndlnrfl (Bookbinder), 108 Droadw innes. I‘:&dn S0l thisiweek Gor mae: out of ~brown mare, , 8 yurl old, sound, perfectly safe ? nd, dle ess, 20st 28, rubber. tire TunabOnt Sl i Sonaitiont whiie Imoucstis s w Wi $l00‘ wfll uu tor 81 All(;. "l ince, 84 Eu nm““ r ¥ v udn sn., np {w-b ALE—Black mare, 9 eurl 1d, 1050 Ton ood driver, afraid of nothing! Add & 30, Bulletin.. mn‘o' ps enty nice gly to J’ B. Palnur. Ngrwmh.n ewett City. Ap- el 5.4 may21d FOR SALD--IQO} 22 H. P. Buick :our- ing car, Al condition, new tires, gas llxhu and tank, npudmelu,-cloc 1 ete. ddress C., care Bulletin. may2ld :r". ———-——.—-——-—-—— I WILL SELL HALF INTEREST in 7 good -paying business for $1,000; only men of & character noe& swer, as 1 want man to manage same: Write J. D., care of B-llctln may2ld v ALE—Four (4) Brunswick Balkg Collender bowling alleys in good condition, together with other fixtures and lease rights to bul ding. . Price ?1 ,500. Terms to suit purchaser. Wash- | ngton Park Bowling Alley Co., Br uge- port, Conn. mav 1 A.nd FOR SALE—Farm with hou barns, in good r ir, loeated on line in Occum. Inquire of A. J. Senn 56 Boswell Ave., Norwich, Conn. may8d HORSES FOR SALE—Henry Arnold, 312 Jackson Btreet, Williimantic, (f%m. jan. { cheap, if taken lmmedl’,tely a Chic orln$ square hmo 'f’od by the People's ing Class at Hall. Enquire ol t . Plaut-Cadden Co. apr28 FOR '—A seven-rooi modern_improvements, 151 enue. - Inquire at same. FACTORY TO RENT. with option ot purchase, 140x25, three stories and basement. Well lighted. 300 feet from freight station.. R. R, junction and transfer point. Handy to New -York and New England markets. Address GEO. E. SHAW Putnam, Ct. apr1iod TO RENT New cottages and (enements. Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. apr2éd WHITNEY’S AGEHGV, 227 Main St., Franklin Square. o| FOR SALE at Canterbury, Co The Fort Ned Water Privilege, with 50 acres of Jand. For full information, Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, No. 40 Shetucket St, ‘Norwich, Conn. mayl4d ! For Sale-Yegelable Pants | "°™' ©="ar and tasura - k 3 TO RENT now ready. large quantity of Head and ~Curly Lettuce, Wakefleld and|]] ELM STREET, NBAR CLIFF Eariy Summer Cabbage, all well hard- afreet. good tepement of 8ve ened. rooms, cellar, etc, city water and F. E. PECKHAM, East Side. water closet, bright and ‘pleasant. T.ow rent.- Telephone connection. apr24d 3 UNCAS - STREET, YOU ' choice of upper or lower flat a same low price. Bath, hot water, closet, gas fixtures, attic and cellar. For all particulars of the above or Summer Cottage, with two acres of rt I & land, at Gales Ferry, on the banks of | fof Sther property for ea Ko the Thames rjver. apre7d JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street;, Norwich, Ct. FOR SALE The beautiful residence now owned and occupjed by J. B. Mershon at 45 McKinley avenue Said house has 10 rooms on first and second floors; third floor unfinished. All modern con- veniences. Fine cellar. House would FOR SALE. Sale FURNITURE Sale Entire house of New High Grade Forniture most be sold regardless of cost, dAMerations. Lot is 756 and 200 feet. The rear, fronting on Freeman's ave- nue, could be utilized for building iots. Good garden and plenty of fruit. A bargain. Come and look it over. 2 muiiaing 1ot comuime, 10 ree | CONSISENG of Parlor, Din- Apply on the prsmlses or to any’ real estate awnt. mayi9d J. B. MERSHON. ing and Chamber Suits, Wardrobe, Reirigerator, SMALL PLACHE of 3o u!:ra& 1ocated in the town of Hampton, C Good i house of 6 rooms ana amc. arn and henhouse. Place will keep four cows and a horse; land equally divid into woodland ‘and pasture; wcod enough for fire, good weil at howse and brodok runs through pa,lure On R F. near neighbors, miles from station. Price $300; uto can remain on mort- sag. Address Merritt Welch, Chag‘ln jan3 Paintings and Pictares, | also fine Rugs. Call at once as we must sell FARM' BARGAINS. ksame‘willm two days. 140 acre farm, 60 acres good tillage | laim!! lbargg tw?. utloory N'mlet tlvivo“pa.rn;; o X with basemen cows, fu ne o wagons and farming tools; price §2.400, | Gl Falrmounl S'ree"] Seven. acres, good collage ouse, b"rn and- henhouse, plenty of fruit; price | | $800. 39 acres, good lsvel land. good | WEST SIDE' buildings, on trolley line, stock and| may22d \ iz | tools, for $3.000. 85 acres, some of the —_— ’ best land in indham county, good Y buildings, handy to R. 500 worth standing timber, price §1, 360, Building lots on Manners ave., near trolley and' thread mills, will be s0ld at a bargain. Bend for lists and views. TRYON'S REAL ESTATE lfimfl. 715 Main St., Willimantie, Cons. Real Estate For Sale At Sou Coventry, Conn., about three acres of land, with buildings thereon, consisting of one large two- story house, one barn and a wood- $15.00 Buys a 17 Jewel Hamilton Wateh in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. $10.00 Buys a Waltham Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. line of the New Style | house. There are three good gardens, Also a full an apple orchard, pear trees, grapes, si Ri currants and raspberries on the place. | Signet Rings. | Pleagant location in the center of the village, within about ten minutes’ walk of the Lake, three to five minutes’ walk of the Postoffice, churches, school- house, grocery store and meat market, Public library next door. The Willi~ mantic and South Coventry trolley line runs by the house. Good well on the place and running water in the house. For further particulars, apply to Cur- tis Dean, Executor, No. 20 North St., ‘Willimantic, Tonn. mayl7d FOR SALE No. 148 Broad Street. The property owned and oceu- pied by Mr. George C. Preston. Eleven rooms, steam heat, elec- tric light and all modern con- Gold Chains, Lockets, Cuff Buttons, and a complate Jdine of up-to-dat Jewelry. FERGUSON & CHARBONNEAL, Franklin Square. mar25d “‘plfl 20 9. e veniences. [ An ideal home in an excellent <o - neighborhood. A. W. BURNHAM, Inquire of «+« « Eyo Specialist Twenty-flve years exwerience In fit- ting Glassas to the Most Difficult Eyes, permanently located at 257 Main St., Norwich, Ct. Satisfactlon guaranteea. Office hours. 2 to § n. m. jan24d Lewis" Famous lce Cream in Bricks and Bulk. ‘Wholesal®t and retail at 21 Myer's Alley JAMES L. CASE, Norwich, Ct. 40 Shetucket St., 40---HORSES---40 Another carload just arrived, and I don’t think a better lot can be found in any stable. They are the kind that evetyone likes—good build, gentle and ell” broken. Some are big draft A = thers chunks, business h%rsersa ::l! Telophongs, Sup: Il Sativ:Th8<e drivers. 1 am going to dispose of them | mayl4d “MRS. G, A. LEWIS, Mgr, as soon as possible, and no_dealer in Connerticnt can sell horses of the same Whitestone §c and the J. F. C. 10¢ | “WHEN you Want to put your busi- y ness before 1! ubilc, there is no CSE e e Boskion e harkey | et tar pti‘raur.a tha adver Try them. marléd ing columns of ?hc Bulletin, llflulr. ol WIt'l | you ever saw* “Any g Borlod'y Y and And make “l. hll !0 bll! things sheap, at's ~..‘ 'anu‘m Somebody has to moll and teil Somobiidy ‘nas o ook anend, !omsumu with dread. l%l.lo dy to dp the work ith ome lom.bo‘flll e ll’l. Just ao? and die— at’s both of t rville Jowraal. ‘l'.Y WILL lI DONR. Yuurd-: whn T eal said, “Thy will be ne,” I inew not what that will of Tetne wou ., What clouan would gather black sososs my sun, Whn -tnrm and lation wadted I kn.' ‘l'hy Jove would give me what Was b And I am I could mot know the rnt. This mornln'. praying, “As i 1s in heaven, I did mot dream what heavenly joy would oome, Pefore the t.urplo shadows of the even, To u: of biessing on my But nll day long my watohing eve Thy ;m af-‘.luh\ou coming near te “Thy will be @one,” I say. And to the scroll or unrnd years, consenting, set my Day -!ltr dly their pages will uaroll, In whlnxn‘ words that prove Thy love o same, ur- are gathered lnt fl y wlll ba Until my Eternal, n&" VIEWS AND VARIETIES. Clever Sayings. She—Woman imconstantty advancing She will never go backward. He—Fx cept, possib whoen ghe gets off a street car.—| nfhdelyh:.. Record. Proprietor—What's become of the B No Bills” s that was on our fe Janitor—Someone tore it off and stuck R over the maNbox, sir.— Boston Transcript. Joan—I'm awfully frightened at the lightnin’. I wish there was a man here. Mistreas—What good would that do? Joan—Hée'd tell me not to be such a fool—Punch. “HMas he proposed yet?’ “Neot in S0 many words.” “Thal’s no qmewer. Proposals never & ocome in words— they eonsfst of sighs, ‘heme’ haws and gurgles.” —Cleveland Leader, “I undertsand you spent a quiet eve- ning with your wife laat night™ “No-0, a man might spend a quiet evening with a phonograph or a me- chanical piano, but hardly with his 7 wife.”—Houtscn Post. The Lawyer—Madam, what ls your age? The Opposition (Interrupting)— | Your Homer, I submit that my honor. able opponent is inciting the witness to perjuryl—Cleveland Leader. “Those apples you sent wup™ Bikins, “were mnot half bad” “I'm glad you liked them.,” rejoined the gro- cer, cheerfully. “Yes,” continued Bif- mly about a third of them were bad.”—Chicago Dally News, Upgardson—Isn't & lawsuit over a patent - right lbout the AduHest thing Atorth—Not always. [ attended a trial of that kind once that was too fumny for anything. A tall lawyer named Bhort was reading a ©,000-word doewment he called a brief _vaam Tribune. Family Physigian—The trouble with sald | vour husecband, madam, is that he has overdrawn his aceount at the bank of vitality. Mrs. Gayman—I felt sure he was deceiving me about something' Doctor, T give you my word 1 never knew he had any account there!—Chi. cago Tribune, MUCH IN LITTLE. Bertin is daid to have moro trees in | the streets than amy other city Both the Fremeh and Italian goven ments maintain national pawnshops Germany has' spant $130,000,000 in | the last twenty. years in the develop ment and improvement of Inland | waterways As a result the empire has now 8,278 miles of navigable streams and canals. —— William H. ReynoMs, a millionairss of Brookiyn, has gone to Europe with { & porty of friends and taken with him A negyo quartette for his entertain- ment at sea and while touring the continent. The pstroleum production of the | United States in 1908 has been esti. mated at between 170,000,000 qud 180, - 000,000 barrels. an increase 5to) per cent. as com, r‘nd with she pro- duction of IOC 000,000 barred in 1907, The average yldd of oil per tom of olives in 60 70 gallons, and the av- erage price commercial oil und; o | normal conditfons may be put at 8 per ton. t present the price at Bei- rut s $234 to $262 per tom. The country where the Turk- ish tobacco is grown in t consular district is a ‘low .mountainous m pordering the south share of the Sea. It lies between the 0th and et degrees of north latitude. 'l‘heI La"cdf"un?wm '."'yll- has been investigal e 's t of wine and says that it is "H. Tn 1899 it was over 4,000,000,000 lons. Since then it has gome Mn steadily and last year the total pre- diction was 3,886,000,000 gelions. The few methods of m ‘Dotttes withont thegblowpipe, which on the lungs, will prove a India. The native woriemen dn ctories in India have shown selves weak in blowhig power, a foreign blowers soon give out, .x to the climaté. This, toget! 'n: the fact that the sand is glass making, has rendered the bnll- ness uncertain. A peculiar poison of gypsies Rnown as_darb has just been idealtfled in England by J. Mevers as barf oar- bonate, known to mineral an witherite. An old4 practice of was to poison and then eat th”% and Prof. Sherrington concludes if “the’ poison was barium r the “flesh would be safe to eat, - vided ali parts coming in contact with ‘he entrails were carefully wavhel, Ellington—The sale of nursery stock has been Jarger than for many years, showing that farmers are ti ing more interest in fruit than In fornven years,