Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, April 2, 1909, Page 12

'@ATURDAY CLOUDY, WARMER. ' Opposed Eggs Bill. * ‘The committee on agriculture Tuee- day gave a continued hearing on the bill calling for the labelling of eggs on sale as either being ‘“cold storage eggs,” “preserved eggs” or “fresh lald Ebeedy's Auditorivm. Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs &t Roderick Theater. Moving Plotures and Illustrated Songs et Pheater. Leoture mt @entral Baptist Church, Svea Bwedish Sick Benefit Eoclety mpicets du Carpenters’ Hall Qourt City of Norwich, No, 63, ¥, of K, meets in Fovesters' Hall ANNOUNCEMENTS. Eee the latest styles in men's Kifig uality $4 shoes and Oxfords, sold only Frank A Bill, 104 Main streel. ) Afadame [, Hankin at 255 Central @venue has her annual millinery open- Ing todey, tomorrow and Monday. It will be worth anyone's time interested tn hais t¢ aitend this opening. See [N SREED THEATER. ng of the Ring, Big Featurs Picture * Owing to the popular demand of the rub)ic."lum;or McNulty of the Breed theater has been compeled to retain ehe big eoliege sporting picture, King of the Ring, for the yomainder of the week. This iy a pheture that leaves one in 8 state of positive exhilaration, are the #0 & cters, and so maniy motiva. The gymmasium scene §8 oOne of the most vigorous ecenes i1 the pcture, outstde of the thres rounds, which are in every sense «of the word strenvous. The manly art of seit defenss is splendidly depicted In this section of the film, and patrons amiliar with this ert are very high n thelr praise of the action. By re- tain is big ettraction, the man- been compeiled to drop the work of the deteotives is &ovn, the interested audience every move with the closest popular :cnl!e is contlnuing her de- ¥ .chu sorg, “The Lover and the Bird ‘Roderiok (Niokel) Theater, . pudiences attended both alter- M!.l.-. evening shows at the Roder- fck yestorday, nnflitt:ay;d.lhn&d ¢he pictures are superior to any pre- shown. H the Mt l:pthe crowds, Al%:t ionally fine story is Poor Musician. W Poor Dream is one which fur- Q&lfln& of laughter for all, as is 100 Cent, Jemlousy and Perpetual Raymon] O'Nell was heard wvolce, einging The Road ks i R e one e of ng ut the same price as ususl—fve cents. BRIEF STATE NEWS —J Danbury~The efty officlals chosen S2st Monday will take office on Mon- day, April 5. Wi Papt Exalted Ruler M. L. Cui of Torrington installed the eofficars of the Winsted Blks Thursday Kensington.—William T. Upsen, tressurer of the Berlin Savings bank, 4s eritically fll with Leart and kidney trouble. Meriden—~A movement s under way fn this city for the formation of an club and about thirty are now interested. Woloott—The officers of Wolcott grange are fo be installed this (Fri- day) evening by Deputy P. M. Candee of Naugateok, Hartford~douts ¥. K. Whitman, who L] historiamn of Company K, Finst regiment, C. ¥. G., has been appointed regimental clerk. | ‘Hamden—Richard T. Tobin hes been uoanimously elected district school su- m-nant of Hamden to suceeed R. D Oldham, resigned. Wilton~Dr, Andrew Bennett Gor- ham died at his home Monday night aiter a ehort iliness. He was one of the bast known physiclans in the coun- wy. Derby~Last year there were about #ixty canoces in use on Leke Housa- tonje, and this year the indications are that there will be an addition to this number. Stamford. —Ground was broken Wed- mesday for the hospital for tuberculosis patients ;&ch;) town farm, for vrhleh' an appropriasion of $5,000 was made ot the special meeting held March 1. Bridgeport.—Baron Tekahira, the Japanese aml or, bas accepted an Jnvitaglen to be one of the speakers at the banquet of the Bridgeport board of trade to be held scon. It is also expectad that Admiral Sperry will be one of the speakers. New Britain~—R. B. Scott, a native of New Haven, who was ome of the state convention organisers at Walla Walla, Wash., in 1889, is dead in Spo- kane at the age of 64 years. He was a member of the Grand Army of the Re- public and was keenly interésted in its effairs, Monument in Danger, That the Soldiers’ and Sailors’ mon- ument on Bast Rock, New Haven, will fall, or at least be badly damaged, if ft is not repaired at once, is the opin- fon of experts. The rains have spencd the seams between the stones, lsttir in the frost, which has In many places moved the stones out of their proper positions. Moreover, it is belleved that the statwe of the Goddess of Liberty on twp of the monument is insecure at its bace and should be fastened. 1{ is estimated that at least $1,000 will be required lo repmir the monsment. Milk Peddler Fined. Arrested by Milk Inspector Meigs for filing bottles in the street, in New Ha- ven, in violation of the health ordl- nances, WilMam Chipman, & peddler for Jacob Cohen of 214 Judsom avenue, was fined 53 with costs of $5.89 in eggs” as the case might be, and fixing a fine of $25 for any violation of the act. ‘At the former hearing some op- position had arisen on the part of the cold storage men, but the committee had since been advised that one at least of the opponents to the measure had withdrawn his opposition. Repre- sentative Henry Tibbits of Norwicl appeared to oppose the bill at the re- quest of one of his constituents, sug- gesting that the buyers from outside of the state who shipped into the state could impose an the dealers under this law and also the public at large. Invited to Worcester Swedish Church. Rev. Adolph Liljengren, who has resigned as pastor of the Swedish Con, tlonal church of Middletown, has n invited to supply the pulpit during the coming summer of th2 First Swedish Congregational echurch of Worcester, one of the largest churches of the denomination in the east. School House Emptied in Sixty-five Seconds. The two bundred and one pupils at the Center street school, Watertown, established a record Monday for their school when upon the sound of the school fire alarm they left the buwild- ing in sixty-five seconds. HOME GARMENT MAKING. The Bulletin’s Pattern Service. =\ = LADIES TEN-GORED SKIR'F, Paris Pattern 2834 «— All Scams e sy model, made with the fagh- walst line in the form which §s draped around ure, is illustrated. The as a box-plait effect formed by ard-turaing tuek: the back hav- hy effect and finished in tab at the top. The lower edge i finished with & simple hem and the mode! Is adaptable to rge, mohai panama, flannel or any of the fancy Yorsted weave. A simpl fomable ra materials in plain or cliiecked The pattern ix in sevem sizes—22 to fi. inches, waist measure. For 26 waist e skirt, made of material with nap, requires yards 20 inches wide, 4¢3 ards 86 inches wide, 4i; yards 42 nches wide or 3% vards 54 inches wide; without nap, it needs 7% vanrds 20 inches wide, 43 yards 36 Inches wide, 314 yards 54 inches wide. Width of lcwer edge, about 3% yar Em. otrpettm% 16 _cents. rder through The Bull Company, Pastern Dept., Norwich, Conn. Spurred by the “invasion” talk, an anonymous British patriot has sent a check for $30,000 to Lord Fsher to assist in equipping and recruiting the 11,000 volunteers needed to complete the Tondon quota of the gerritorial &y, “Sometimes when alone,” sai® the sentimental maid, “T sit and dream of my ideal man.* “That ¥ your cue to wake up,” rejoined the practical girl. “Dreams always gg by contraries, you e w ”—Chicago News. CASTORIA For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Bignature of LEGAL NOTICES. AOTICE TO CREDITORS, AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at ‘Montville, within and for the Dis- trict of M%nvma, on the 26th day of A 1909. ant—C HARLDS TURNYE 7 Judg G. Estate of Ralph H. Miller, late of | Montvil in said Distriet, deceased rad, That the Administrator H. Enos, of Norwich, cite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their claims Asainst sald estate within six months from this date by posting a notice to that effect, together with a copy of this order, on the sign- post nearest to the place where =aid de- ceased last dwelt, and in the same town, and By publishing the same once in a newspaper having a clrculation in said District, and make return to this Court. CHARLES G. TURNER, Judge The above and forcgoing is a true copy of record. Attest: MARTIN V. B. BRAINARD, Clerk, NOTICE—All creditors of sald de- ceased are hereby notified to present their claims against said estate to the undersigned at 288 TLaurel Hill Ave. Norwich, Conn., within the time limited in the above and foregoing order. s WILLIAM H. BENOS, aprid dministrator. NOTICE TO CRED! RS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Montville, within and for the Dis- trict of Moutviile, on the 30th day of h, A. D. 1909. esent~—CHARLES G, TURNER, Judge. Estate of Taucy A. Fitch, late of the City of New York, in the State of Now York, deceased. Or erpg, That Willfany 8. Alllg, of Norwich, Conn.. eite the creditors of said deceased to bring in their olaims asainlt said estate within six months Irom this date, by posting up a notice to that effect. to- gether with a copy of this order on the signpost nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, in raid toww of Montville. and by opublishing the same once in a newspaper having a circulatios in said District, and return make to the Court. 5 CHARLES G. TURNER, Judge. The above is a true copy of record. Attest: % MARTIN V. B. BRAINARD, Clerk, apr2d DR. CHAS. B. LAMB, VETERINARIAN Office at Hodge's Stable, Bath Street, House, 15 Town St. ‘Telephone 618-5. " DR. N. GIBLERT GRAY, GRADUATE VETERINARIAN AND DENTIST. HODGK'S STABLE, ' 4 te 20 Bath St the Tel. 10. WHEN you want to ness before the public. dium iug ut yeur busi- ere is no me- basior thar: through the adv r - e advertis- Administrator, | WANTED—300 sewing machings to repair when agents say they are worn out. Supplies for all makes. Needles ldc doz. uick service, expert work- manship. General obbing. _ Sew: reed Bldg., 1 Al. H. Owsley, Mgr. WANTED—Man around 50 to after our business in this county. today for Information: permanent. R. Burr & Company, Nurserymen, AL chester, Conn. aprd i Machi Hospital, "rfizht, ‘Washington Sa. apr2d Joolk Writs WANTED—GIirl or woman fo; housework; must be nd of Address H., Bulletin "Office. WANTED--T0 rent a farm, between 30 and 40 acres, not less than tw thirds under cul tion, not more t six miles from Norwich, with good buildings. Address Balletin, .J. J. B. aprFSMWV B SRt WANTED—An experienced foremen, thoroughly competent to take charge of single gun assembling, can learn of a goog position by addressing X.. care of this paper. - a_pr:-l WANTED—Foreman for stock dalry farm. James H. Hyde, E‘ranknn. Telephone 286-3, L. and th WANTED—At once, an clothing and furnishing sale: t be able to furnish Al refer 8. A dress or see E. Remington Co., Willimantic, Ct. aprid WANTED—Smail__children or aged peopie to board. Will give good car Address Box 15, West Willingten, Conn. aprld WANTED—Connection desired with manufacturing concern selling product. Textile preferred, on commission, Ad- dress Box 451, Providence, R. I, WANTED—Six goufig pigs. .Arml{ at 57 North Main St. mar3id WANTED—Position _as gardenef, by hour or day., Apply Bulletin Office. mar3ld WANTED—A girl to do housework for small family, J. C. Werner, Moosup, Conn. mar8od WANTED—By a young lady, a posi. tion for the summer &s governess or traveling companion. Excellent refer- ences furnished. Address M. J. B., Bul letin. mar2bd —_—e WANTED—:300 sewing machinee to repair; a.l makes; quick service; satis- faction guaranteed: 17 years’ ence. Ousley. the Expert, at Schwartz Bres, Tel. 502 or drop postal. mar2od WANTED Family cooks, general house girls, waitress, Kkitchen help, dish washers and farm help. Do you want & relia- ble man for lJawn and garden, J. B. LUCAS, room 32 Central Bldg. mar23d WANTED Capavle persons to demonstarte t h e “Surprlsq. Suction Sweeper.' Good paw. Charles C. Haskell & Co., 62 Shetucket St, Norwich, Conn, LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Bunch of nine keys. Wednes- day noon, on Brbadway or Muin street. Return to 52 Broadway for reward. aprid LOST—Larg gray cat; bandage around front f nder notify Dr, Tower, 40 Qak ¢ * Moses Harvey. mariod Dr. B. . Beardsley Dentist FAY BUILDING. date Dentistry “Ict on parle Francais.” mar3ld / on \Ferris Hams and Bac | and GRAPE FRUIT e best CREAM that conies to Nor- wi € Franklin St. | the one who knows every detail of his business and does not depend upon a pull for his success. Each day this 1s better understoed. In no business is a detailed knowledge more essential than in/ the Building Trade. If you want an estimate on any work in my line, T'll be pleased to give you the benefit of my many years experience. C. M, WILLIAWS, Generai Contracting and Building, 218 Main Street. ‘Phone 370. au:lsd' MONEY LOANED on Diamnnds, Watches, Jewelr: and Securities of any kind at the vest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. (Bstablished 1872.) THE COLLATERAL LOAN CO. 161 Main Street, Upntmirs. 1237 Main St, Norwich,; LR \ PEOPLE’S MARKET, | experi- | Everything in Modern Up-to- | ¥, at moderate up-to-date fees. JUSTIN HOLDEN, Prop. | Understood Better EachDay | The most successful business man is | | festly fair ar FOR SALE—Or would rent very cheap; a fine upright piano; privilege L buying allowed i¥ owner does r.ot re- turn from the west. Address W. care of this paper. apr2d FOR SALE—English setter pups; pedigieed stock. Parents very good hunters. For terms anl to see litter, call a}d42 Clff street, Sunday, all day. apr! ronr ) SALF-—Cabin launches, motor nd gasoline engines. Catalogue furnished. Open day and evening. West Mystic Mfg, Co., West Mystic, Gonn. apr2d "OR SALE--Egks for hatching from ains 1. Reds, $1.00 per set- in Hill Poultry Farm, Norwich mar29WMF One pair of second-hand weight about 2700, C. R. ¥, D. No. Tel. con- aprld cabinet grand his Leftingwell, necti upright piano. office. aprldy, TO RENT-—At 53 Oak street, nice tenement, -:l;\er ro:r t;; ;:ven 1 rooms oor. ! rs. A Vars, 58 Hobart A'Qll\lpfl. decldMWF FOR RENT—A seven-room flat with modern_improvements, 151 Boswell av- enue. Inquire at same, aprld TO RENT—A very desirable teme- ment at 94 Willlams St. All modern impml\:ments. Call or telephone 442-4. apr TO RENT—Tenement of 8 rooms. In- quire at 310 Main St. 'Phone §52-5. mar29d TO RENT—At 15 and 17 Thames St., bakery and salesroom, two Johnson brick “ovens. Inguire ~of ¥, Herbert Brown, 125 Laurel Hill Ave. mar29d FOR SALE—Three cheap work aflrsos, Apply to A. T. Gardner. mar3od FOR SALE—Pair young team hm'ses, weight 2700. L. W. Wheaton, F. No. 1. Tel, 87-12, Willimantie Div, mar29a FOR SALE—Farm of 14 acres, situat- ed in Killingly Center, Ct., 1 mile from rajlroad station, near factory village and 5 minutes’ walk from trolley. Buildinge all in good repair, good wi- ter, plenty of fruit trees. TFor terms and particulars, apply to John Hayden, Dayville, Ct. mar20d HOKRSES FOR SAL®W—-Henry Arnodld, 812 Jackson street. Wflllmantljc. %o:n. an FOR SALE—A well established soda bottling business; fully equipped with machinery, bottles and cases. Also horse and three wagons. WIN sell cheap if bought at once. Inquire Mrs. Helma Wright, 8 Cove St,, City, mar17d FOR_ SALE—Unlversal gasoline en- gines. motor boats, rowboats. Re- markable valyes. West Mystic Mfg. Co., West Mystic., Conn. feb8ad FARM BARGAINS. Good 60 acre farm, 4 miles from Wil- Iimantic, nice location, price $1.200; 35 acre farm, hig] round, good land and buildings, pri 00; 24 acre farm on trolley, price 00; good restaurant and lodging bhouse for sale; central located confectionery store doing a good business, good reason for selling, Send for list and views of our farm properties or call at TRYON’S REAL ESTATE AGENOY, 715 Main Williman! C fon11a Sty aantie, Comn, SMALL PLACE of 33 acres, located in the town of Hampton, Conn.” Good house of § rooms and attic; barm and henhouse, Place will keep fourgLows and a horse; land equally divided into woodland and pasture; wood enough for fire, good well at house and brook runs through pasture. On R. F. D, near neighbors, 13 miles from station. Price $900: $3(0 can remain on mort- gage. Address Merrist Welch, chag“n. ct. Jan3od HORSES ¥ pairs and le. Another car- load just arrived, Monday, March 22d. I have some nice chunks, business horses and drafters, all well broken, and I am gol to sell them; that is business. re. no dealer in Connecticut can sell horses of the same class cheaper than I can, or will, at the same terme—{or cash. I will un- dersell them ali, Come and see me or telephone. ELMER R. PIERSON. mar22d 7 TO RENT—Orchard St. 6 rooms, floored attic and cellar, closet and bath. Large lot, lawn, sarubbery and fruit. TO RENT—Thamesville, 6-room cot- tage bath, eloset, large lot. Near trolley line. TO RENT—Dunham St, ¢é-room tene- ment, with city. water and’ water closet. TO RENT—Go0d 6-room tenement in Baltic streat. To small family only. FOR SALE—Cottages in Baltio, Or- chard, Dunham, John and Leke streets, and on Roosevelt and Platt avenues, WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main Street, Franklia Square. Real Estate and Insurance mardd JUST ARRIVED AT MY STABLES | 50 Horses FROM THE LUMBER CAMPS. I shall have two more carloads of Lumber Horses from the White ns, and, unless I am very much there will be a buyer here for every horse. ese Lumber are a great snap for you and get them all. They are y the lumbermen in the fall they must be sold! I have a contract with the lumber- men that insures my getting them every year. Such horses are safe and sure bargains. They are thim from very hard work, but gtve them just a le show and see how quickly they 1l out. Having worked hard all they are thoroughly acclimated 1 start right In and work for 11 summer. PRICE $25.00 to today and bring your money you—~for you'll surely want to buy when you see the horses. My last Jot went in one dayl THREE CARLOADS OF OHIO, VER- MONT AND IOWA HORSES, Aside from the two carloads of Log- ging Horses, I shall have three car- 1 of selegted Horses from Ohilo 'mont and Jowa. Magnificent Draft ITorses, Farm Horses, Trotters, Pacers, riage Paire and Groeery Horses. y stoock, you bet—the Xind of stock that Blumenthal, and only BLUMENTHAL, can show I a at season—a B r, n t. But I'm dell the goods, my prices are reasonable. I. R. BLUMENTEAL Fist, 1840, Tel. 8450, 20 Morgan Street, Hartford, Coun. LARGEST HORSE DEALER IN CON- NECTIOUT, FOR SALE 124 McKinley Ave., COTTAGE Eight Rooms and Bath, Steam heat, electric light, laun- dry, modern plumbing. Exterior and interior of- the houge have been entirely reaewed. Exceptional chance to secure a home in a fine neighborhood. . Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. No. PAINTING! PAINTING! s our business and now is the ave It don We will be glad time to give you estim and our work will be done in a L manner at a reasonable figu iive us a trial order. BROWN & ROGERS, 27 Chestnut St. mar2éd THE! i no aavertising medium In l':tl';'? onnecticut fiun te The dium better than through t! ip& columna of The Hulletin, FOR RENT-—The premises 52 Wil- liams street, lately occupied by Mr. I. P. Tafft; 10 rooms, bath and storage room. Apply to Chas. P. C Lincoln Avenue.” ell, 38 febad e TO RENT—Basement at 55 Franklln street; suitabls for the paint, plu 8 or similar business. FOR RENT. No. 236 Washington Street, Resldence now occupied the Buck ingham family. Fine yard, excellent location. House has modernp conven- iences. Possession April 1. 1909, Inquire at premises or of JAMES L. CASH, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ot. mariod FOR RENT The Page Estale at Norwich Town. One of the most desir- able and best located residences in this section. Inguire of WM. D. FITCH, 238 Lawrence St., New Haven, Comn. mar20d Fatser Novelfes! EASTER CHICKENS, DUCKS, LAMBS, RABBITS, DOLLS, BOOKLETS, POST OARDS, FLOWER, CANDY AND FRUIT BASKETS, CREPE PAPER, ETC, RS, EDWIR FAY, Franklin Square SPRING SALE of ‘We have on display in our show win- dow some of the newest patterns im carpets. They make attractive floor coverings. You ecan save money if you wilt buy here, Step In and investigate the offerings. M. HOURIGAY, 62-66 Main Street. ANNOUNCEMENT !TH! JOHNSON €O, Merchant Taiors, will be located at 65 Broadway after April 1st, 1909, with a full line of the latest 8pring Woolens, where we will be pleased to see all our old eustomers and as | many new ones as will favor us § with a call, E. V. JOHNSON, formerly at 83 Broadway, Spring Millinery MISS IUCKI.;Y"QS_. 308 Main St. THE OFFICE OF WM. F. BILL Real Estate and Fire Insurance, is jocated in Somers’ Block, over C. M. Williams, Room §, third floor. febl3d Telephone 147. “Dignity Is What We Use To | Conceal Our Ignorance” is Elbert Hubbard's definition of the word digriiy. Unquestionably Elbert s correet, and every thinking person will agres with him. Think of the people with dignity and count those having it naturally. He who has it naturally, combined with ability, 18 & great success in Iife. Those with.assumed dlgnity are—well, they are understood and discounted by the public. We've no dignity, natural or as- sumed, and if its use was attempted by us the public would discount f{t. Let the public estimate us correctly; glve us credit for a thorough knowl- edge of the photograph business; for doing work at reasonzdle prices. Years of experience in this business exclusively entities us to it LAIGHTON BROS,, Photographers Main Street 1t Norwich Bavings Soclety. GEneral Contractor All orders recelve prompt and careful attention. Glve me a irlal order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. ). DODD, Norwich Telephone 349-2. Norwich, WHEN you want to put your busi- ness before the public, there is no me« advy THE WEARY TRAVELER. N The road-is straight trai can mithass e Triabi s He s he .tu:a‘bf::{l Along the highwiy to the tow; It'’s dowa and yp, and up md‘dw Ir, crowded, high and low, The joily guests, they jest him; ' In_summer’s heat or winter's snow ere i8 no room to rest him! The night Jeones on and hides the ‘i own; It's down and up, and up and down! I, o "\.\l'vnrl\' traveler of the road— 4 e tempest o'er you sweeping; ]‘hv—re:« a green place to lhflf' your Whers weary follke are sles But i1 you reach the laat Gim thwn It's down and up, end up ana down] —Atlanta Constitution, The tavern's FATHER'S EASTER, Pa’s thoughts are now of ot d the bills he'll have ro pav.? ° 50 ma and Phoebe, Ann and o will Kal look their best that day; MHe works as hnrJ’u ever hope Ontit “;is &b‘wlu last .HI,. 7 1 the Lenten seaso Eas bills are past. e W i He wears & woeful vigsage hea of summer styles, A - The talk of “coming fashions® robs hiy ,, [ountenance of smiles; Ma's making plans that dazzle sed irs & 'v:lr': plainly eeen tton® e wa a4 new “creation” thag wi ‘ tura her neighbors green. = | Fatr Phoohs wante & C-A-B-R-1-0. With ail the ecostle trimmteg: silken “"fif”" Do Sweet Kitty w! look stunn &he “does™ the bouleva Her re in a tube go he winning card. Pa’s dollars will be doughnuts whe the bills for thess are paid:h e But pa will smile most kindly when he sees them all arrayed: His clothes are worn and ebabby, but - .h:' sheds. no envious tear, eeds some new guspenders, but he’ll wait another year, ing o when wn sure will by b ' T/ENVOT: Dear pa’il ‘stay home and wmeditate— €’ll not be in the show, Por father'll weur the same old clothes he wore & year ago. ~Frank W, Ryan, Everett, Mass, VIEWS AND VARIETIES. Clover Sayings, "%, “All of hils ancestors werg slaves drivers.”” “And what has he turned out to be?’ “A gubway guard*—Life, Wigg—Wifliam Wright says an aero. is as safe as an automobiis, lane gveu—-s,am my boy, ¥ you are goflné tt:‘a'o. @ street~Rhiludelphia Rece ° Teacher—Childr an fshand 65 & body of land sutirely “.;?'wfifl" WialNe, w‘l::t Is an fsi- am e—A person in & bathiub.— The Circle, *“The host {s not dancing this dance.” “Neither is the " “They're quarreling it out,” explained the obe servant guest. — Louisville Courier« Journal Teacher—Now, Harry, ean vou tell me what an island 1s? Small Harry— Yes, mia'am, An island is a place you can’t leave without a boat—Chicage News, “Your glasses” she sald, made a great difference in your ape pearance.” “Do you think =07 h asked. “Yes, You look so intelligeng with them on”—~Chicigo Record-Her= & The trees have Afaxim silencers, A fact you can't vefute; For bave you ever heard a noize When buds begin to shoot? —Detroit Fres Pr: “You have a touch of gout"” the doctor. “Hold on* weplisd the tient, “don’t say that. Just call i rheumatism, My salary is not on a gout basis."—Philadelphia Ledger. Teacher--Now, boys, here's a litile example in mental arifhmetio How old would a person be wiv was born in 18787 Pupil—Please, teacher, was it a man or womani—Hoswn Tran« script. “What's dis talkk of a froa breakw- fast table?’ asked Meandering Mike, “It's another political dream,” answer. ed Plodding Pete, “It's something dat'tl never happen as long as Aere’s wood to be chopped-—+Washington Btar. Williams—Youmn, d pa- Astorbil fam't st all exclusive, is he? Walters—Why, I don't know. Williams—Oh, he jsn'i Why, this morning 1 saw him riding n his antomobile with & policeman.-~ Somerville Journal, A oertain newly-clecte® western congressman m 1 goclaty bud of Washington at I u like Bala 5 never played It drawled t erner, *but Fm willin’ to take —Lippincott's Magazine, MUCH N LITTLE. Gorgaz, a towwn of 200 inhabitanty, has been seledtod ae the future federad ocapital of Brazil, Owing to its altia | tude, it enjoys a pelasant climate. One of the biggest car companioy i this country has decided to abans don the use of steam In its plant { is now putting in a mammoth eleot plant. The papulation of the sta%e of Vera, Crug may be approximately pug down at 1,800,000, Every pettlement. i lage, town amd city is provided wit private and pub! edycational insti- tutions for the elementary educatfon of the peopie. The British , International JMoating Exposition company is sending to R sia a steamer with sampies of i lish goods in order to acquaint Rus- sfan merchants with the same. The company also intends to use the steam- er for the exposition of Russlan goods in English ports The mulberry tree, which eonthi- butes so much to tl immuf ndustry of China, is cultivated for fta leaves, on which the silkworm is mourishea. This latter industry is of great im- portance, and the manner of breeding and rearing the silsworm fi= one of the most interesting studies in China, Canadiang are accumulating money at a much faster rate than the banke and business men can profitably in- vest it there. The Ottawa Octobher bank statement showed a decrease of $64,000,000 in home loans in one year and an increase of $6,000,000 in the loang made abroad, sayg a consulap report. The greatest blessing in the maltep of natural productions that exists in China is the bamboo. To wecite the different uses to which it is put wouia cover reams of paper, I is thought that over 60 varieties of bamboo ex- iat, and it can be properly termed the national plant. It is applied to do- mestic, commercial e@nd industrial uses, Kegents of the Universily of Mine nesota have ordained that @l cone tracts with members of the fasulty shall expire wheun teachers geach theily 65th binthday, Next June, # is sai gentlemen half a dozen old will the class roll for the last time wmnless they have before foll the exampie of their president, Dr. NMarthrop, and sent in thell remgnalions. “have 4 i { { surrounded by ' o/