Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, March 5, 1909, Page 12

is u‘l.:-ya found | ot on an.. Read % “ ndv‘rhmnh carefully. D s s WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Bheedy's Auditorium. Motion Piotures and Illustrated Songs at Roderick Theater. Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs at Breed Theater. Phe Great Divide at Broadway Thet ater, Sedgwick Post, No. 1, G. A. R, meats in Buckingham Memorial. Svea Swedish Sick Benefit Soclety meets in Carpenters’ Hall. Court City of Norwich, No. 63, F. of A., meets in Foresters’ Hall Bowling 2t Arcanum Club. ANNOUNCEMENTS. Last week ot Zingarra, palmist end clairvoyant, 11 Main street, Carroll's block. , Frank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of Patrician $3.50 and 34 shoes—a woman's ahoe.thut’s right. Dr. Charles H. Lamb, veteriparian, has recently moved his office/ from Main street back to where he first lo- cated, at Hodge’s stable on Bath jtreet. BROADWAY THEATER. “The Traveling Salesman.” In connection with the coming ap- pearance in this city, on Monday, March Sth, at the Broadway theater of James "Forbes’ successful comedy, “The Traveling Salesman,” it may be of interest to the theater-goerg of this city to know the real story of how this comedy success of the century came 10 be wr(( It will be remembered that it was Mr. Forbes who wrote ‘“The Lady,” in which Rose Stahl is now starring, and which contributed great- ly to her elevation among the leading artists of the country. One day, while on the train coming from ic‘_«gn where “The Chorus Lady” was playing, Mr. Forbes was introduced to several gentlemen representing comm houses, and one of them said: ° ¥orbes, it seems to me that it mxxm be a good ldea for some playwright to H. F. Williams is in Colchester, write a play dealing with the drum- mers. Possibly yon are not aware that there _are over three hundred thousand of these in the TUnited States, and there is hardly a day pass- es that one of these ‘knights of the road’ does not meet with an experience | of a most interesting character with an extremely humorous side to it. Now if you would take some of these experi- ences and weave them {nto a story, I am sure that the public would be as quick to appreciate such a play as would the drummers.” A little while after the subject was dismissed, and several months passed before this cor versation was recalled. The idea g upon Mr. Forbes, until finally he was tmpelled with a desire to create such a lay. His next move was to acqua -himself with & number of cemmer men whose acquaintanceship he culti- vated. One day he asked one of them ¥ he would object to his accompany- ing the gentlemen on a trip, and per- mission was readily granted. The jou ney covered nearly ten weeks over a number of states, in which many towns were vistted. Plenty of atmosphere was gathered up, and Mr. Forbes hav- $ng become thoroughly familiar with road Mfe immediately set to work, with the re. “The Traveling Salesman,” which is now in its seventh month of | unintarrupted prosperity in New York. | One of the towns visited was so plctur- esque that it was taken as the locale . Seats on sale at the hox ual places on Friday,March JOHN INCEH. “The Great Divide,” the play of the decade, if not of the century, will be presented by Henry Miller at the Broadway theater this evening. A su- perb production, equalling in every de- um the one that won the praise of erit- ics amd artists at the Princess and Daly’s theaters, and the Academy of Musie, New York, the past two years, and & cast of unusual strength and ability will be seen here. The story of the play is of great finterest. In the first aot Ruth Jordan goes about sing- ing for very joy. iLife in the wide west has taken on new meanings for her and she is drunk withy love of it. A young dcctor ffom the edst asks her to marry him, but she turns from nim. He is tediously patient and faultless. Alone 4n the little home on the Gila desert she sings happily over her work. She goes to the open door to gaze at the stars as she brushes her hair. A stealthy step etartles her. She shuts 4 the door and bars it. There is a bab- ble of drunken voices, the door yields to force and three rowdies in miner’s dress burst into the cabin. They rush at the girl with jocular endearments, trying to kiss her. <Crouching in ter- ror in @& corner she appeals to one of the trio to save her from the others. Bhe oners to marry him, to go away with him, end néver tell the manner of their meeting. The man, SStephen Ghe agrees, but the others protest. The girl: and the man who has bought prepare to start on their her, left alcne, journey. ‘The girl pleads with the man to give her up, but he holds her to her promise.’ He has saved her from the Chorus | mahtmlnfloddxwm is his. settings of the play are appro- priate to its matter. 1\0 first Scene is a ranch house in 4 the second a e Roof of the World— upin the Cefaling mountains; and the third, the or of an old colonial home in Milford Corners, Mass. The | Scenes help to emphasize the keynote of the plas-4ho wpirit of the untram- melled west in conflict with the spirit established east. BREED T\Z;TE . High Class Moving Pictures and lllus- trated Songs. ‘Goon clean fun, plenty of it, is what :; being offered this week at the Breed eater in the mmm Mrs. Jones Entertains g-lhfma-'f ‘Wheel, both of wlloh m Tull of lauzh- ‘able situations. The beautiful colored moving picture, The Bewlldered Pro- fessor, is a spectacular one, and full of pretty girls, entrancing plctures, bril- liant-costumes and spirited acting. This is a most charming plcture and elicits many expressions of wonderment and admiration. The feature picture of the week 48, mo doubt, The Cord of Life, and is one of those pictures in which there are no dull mements, the charac- ters being vivacious, the costuming cor- rect, and the participants very attrac- tiv This is a story of gypsy life, en- acted upon most picturesque grounds. The Ingrate is the title of the other very 'tronf picture, and is a story of camp life in the districts where bears and abound, and deal. the every Ilife of trappers, and containg pf:&ch that will interest and entertain s - men. Madam Morelle made a hit with her sympathetic ballad, So Soon We Arr\l Forgotten, with beautiful slides to company me, afterwards singing Robyn’s Answer, to the delight of all. Mr. Coopper's pretentious song for the w is With You to the End of the World, a most pleasing tenor song, and =p1endld]y rendered. OASTOR 1A For Infants and Children, i The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M———: : Signature of LOST AND FOUND LOST—Lost or stolen Passbook No. 110911 of The Norwich | Savings Society. All persons are u- tioned against purchasing or negotiat B&\KBOOK mg the same, and any person having a laim to sald book is hereby called xupuu 10 present said claim to said | bank on or before the 17th day of Au- gust, 1909, or submit to having the | book declared cancelled and extin- | guished and a new book issued in liew thereof or the amount due thereon paid. feb19F LEGAL NGTICES. o ST B IR RS L T A COURT OF PROBATE HELD Montville, within and for the Dis- of Montville, on the 1st day of March, A. D. 19¢ Present—CHARLES G. TURNER, | Judge | e e of Tracy Church, late of | Montville, in sald DUlnnt deceased. Myra A. Costello appeared in (% and filed a petition alleging that Amos Churct Executef of the will of | sadd Tr. died before the seitle- | ment of said estate was completed. and | | praying for reasons therein set forth that 3 Court appoint some suitabie person as Administrator with the will annexed to compiete the settlement thereof, as -on flle more fully appears. Whereupon. it is Ordered, rh,? said ’peunon be heard and determined at the Probate Office In said District of { Montville, on the 10th day of March, A, D. 1903, &r 1.20 o'clock in the after- noon. and at notice of the pendency of id petition, on, of = d hearing 3 publication r one time in some i cireulation in said Di @ days prior to th g, and v Lurn m akn \ « Ol\n’l‘ OF PROBATE HE 4I.I . within and for the Dist on the 4th day of Ma % | —NELSON J. AYLING, e | t It‘ of George Greenman f ich, Iy said Distric | |~ The Administrator e ministration account with to the Coure for allowance; it is ther | for Ordered, That the 9th day of Marc A. D, 1909, at 10 o'clock in the fnrn»‘ noon. at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich, in_ said District, be, | ing to: and the same is, appointed fo the same, and the =aid Administr iz directed to give notice thereof publishing this order once in some lation in said ¥s prior to the date of said Learing, and make return to the Court. NELEON J. AYLING, Judge. | 7e_and foregoing is a true | ord. FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk. marid NOTICE TO CREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD th (funlni{ul within and for the t of North Stonin 5lon on the 2d 6") of Mareh., A. D. Present—CALVIN A WDER Judge. Estate of Tra D, Main. late of Norta Stoningten, in said Disteict deceased. Ordered, That ';le Administrators cite o the creditors bring in th claims against said estare wit six months from this date. by posting up a noiice to that effect, together with a copy of this o der, on the signposi nearest to the place where said deceased last dwelt, and in the same town. and by publish- ing the same ence in a newspaper hav said dsceased to Ing a cireulation in said District, and | make return to this Court. ! CALVIN A. SNYDER. Judge. The above and foregoimg is a true copy of record. Attest: CALVIN A. SNYDER ~ Judge. | NOTICE All creditors of sald decea i ar | nereby notified to present their ciaims | against said estate to the unde igned | at Ledyard, Conn., withir th tvmr h.rmu in the above and foregoing or- AIO‘\ZO MAIN AND LUTHER 4‘ RAY, Administrators, Ledyar C onner(l( ut. w. arsa 'Blue Ribbon Flour I 79 cents Bag. C. W, HILL & SON 147 Franklin St., opp. Hopkins & Allen’s marsd DENTISTRY The dental muh established by my brother, whos: istant I was for many years, will Ic eentinued by me assisted by Dr. V. D. Eldred./ It will be a plsasure to see the former cuswmers of my brother and as many new ones as will faver me with thelr nurmilxe. Ex:nctln 250 l?g ugn DR. A. F. HOWARD._ DENTIST Over Boston Store. M. A. BARBER, Machinist | 25 Chestnut St. %97 Main Streer. | 550 Kilo-watts at TED Moat cart; must be in mn articulars condition; stn. VVp <, marbd t !ettar lloomp. 0 manage my farm, lo- Colchester, Ct. cated we, miles ‘age, no children: and wife, middle : mn;uen know about taking care of stock and all kinds of farm nad the wflo milt a very neat m can offe; :he best kind o! Rc.’fnent Bdaward W, Bill, Broadway, New York, N. Y. WANTED IMMEDIATELY —A compes tent cook and laundress in a family of two. Must hn.\u &ood references. mly at this offici T T - S e WANTED—To hire or leass, a farm., wiul ur without stock. Applyn:filutdm. wi WA"I’ED——TO put your sewing ma- chine in running order when others say it is worn out; ail makes; factory or family. ()uule ‘the Expert, at Schwartz Ero. 502, mardd W m)-('ompsmn( woman _ for chumber work and waiting on table, Must ha good reference. Apply at this office. mar3d ANTED—Woman {0r general house- work in family of three agdults. Can go home nights. Apply at this office. marsad WANTED—A girl for general house-, work. Apply at 301 Q'emml Ave. mar2d W work. NTED—A woman for kitchen dApply at Backus Hospital WANTED—April 1st, a tenement of § or 9 rooms, on cne or two floors; centrally located. Address “Business, Bulletin Office. jan29d | FARM WANTED—-If you have farm for sale, I have number of purchasers for it or if you wish a farm from $£500 up, write Paul Russo, 639 Chapel x ven, Ct. septll Weavers Wanted YANTIC WOOLEN CO., Yantic, Conn. marad Competent Family Cooks and Gen- eral Hous Girl Ladies ou are B. LUCA orders now Room 47, Central Building. feb234 WM. F. BAILEY (Successor to A. T. Gardner) Hack, Livery and Boarding Stable i2-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. Telephone 883. apr2sd “Digaity Is What We Use To Conceal Our Iignorance” is Elbert Hubbard's definition of the word digpity. Unquestionably Elbert is correct, and every thinking person will agres | with him. Think of the peopfe with dignity and count those having it naturally. He who has it naturally, combined with ability, is a great success in life, Those with nssumed dignity are—well, they are understood and discounted by the public, We've no dignity, natural or as- sumed, and If its use was attempted by us the public would discount it Let the public estimate us correctly; give us credit for a thorough kuowl- edge of the photograph bus'ness; for doing work at reasoneble prices. Years of experience in this business exclusively entities us te it LAIGHTON BROS., Photographers Main Street Opposite Norwich Savings Soclety. avg2da ELECTRICITY FOR LIGHTING CHANGE IN PRICE The price to be chm;ed to pers and corporations Oér electricity for lighting has been €hanged by the \ln- dersigned, to take effect on Nov. 1508; that is t0 say, all bills rendéred as of Nov. 1, 1308, electricity for lighting as -howu bx metr. readings have been taken ( :enous reading., ons used sf: ‘e | shall be bxlled a~cnrd ng to the follow- ng sc 1 te edule: 56 kilo-watt hours, 10 cents per | kilo-watt. | ?var 450 kilo-watts. 10 cents for fir; t i 450 kilo-watts and cents for each a ditional kiic-wa Example: Number of lilo- -witts used, 1,000 450 Kilo-watts at 10 cents.. o cents. Amonnt of Bill.. Norwich, Oct. 1, 1908. JOFN M'WILLIAMS, WILIIAM F. BOGUR, GILBERT 8. RAYMOND, Board of Gas and Electrical Commis- sioners. oct3d A e e, Conn. _mArie mm- tvo gool u}fi"‘a ot 88 "0. IAI‘ OR RENT—House $2,500; fl #15 per month, and two lots 50 b: v each mr $300 apiece, :t 51 N’ort —_— FOR SALE-—Thomas motorcycle in running order; new rear tire; snaj ea.rlr buyer. Address Archie G. , Ct.,’Phone 128-14. FOR SALE—For $6; cash, a mbl nation dumgp cart and wagon; as good as new; could not be built today for lestlbtll;nn $125. Iuquire at this office. o mar2d FARM BARGAINS. Good 60 acre farm, 4 miles from Wil- Iimantic, nice location, price $1,200; 35 acre farm, h n;rh ‘round good 1and and buildings,’ 00; 24 acre farm on troiley, pr 3 Bood restaurant and lodging hnuu for sale; central located contecfionerr store doing a ood business, good reason for selling, nd for list and views of our farm properties or call at TRYON’S REAL ESTATE AGENOCY, ;lgl_?h St, Willimaatic, Conn. e g SMALL PLACEKE of js acres, located in the town of Hampton, Conn. Good house of 5 rooms and attic; barn and henhouse. Place will keep four cows and a horse; land equally divided into woodland and pasture; wood enough for fire, good weil at house and braok runs through pasture. On R. near neighbors 1% miles from lmtlon Price $900: $3C0 can remain on mort- 5{:&. Address Merritt Welch, Chapiin, Jan3od FOR SALE 50 Cows and Oxen. New load just arrived. JAMES H. HYDB, North Franklin. Telephone conneetion. mar3d A Chance to buy a good farm of 250 acres, well divided and pleasantly situated, con- taining a fine two-sto: house of 12 rocms, two barns, eorntouse and other buildings. Plenty of wood and timber, two wells of excellent water, two fine trout brooks flow thnrough the farm, making this an excellent place for hunting and fishing. This farm is lo- cated eight miles from Norwich and two miles from trolley. Must be sold to close an estate. Apply to E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff St. TO RENT—Orchard St. 6 floored attic and cellar, closet and bath. Large lot, lawn, shrubbery and fruit. TO RENT—Thamesville, 6-room cot- tage, bath, closet, large lot. Near trolley line. TO RENT--Dunham St ment, with city water closet. TO RENT—Go0d 6-room tenement in Baltic street. To small family only. FOR SALE—Cottages in Baltic, Or- chard, Dunham, John and Lake streets, and on Roosevelt and Platt avenues, etc. WHITNEY’S AGENGCY, 227 Maim Street, Franklin Square. Real Estate and insurance mar4dd FOR SALE Two-seated Canopy Top Car- riage (Cabriolet) with pole and brake. Applyto - HENRY F. PARKER, 71 McKinley Ave. marsd rooms, 4-room tene- and water marld FOR SALE At Danielson. Conn. The magnificent country estate owned by Estate of J. Austin Williams 18 acres of land, flne residence, together with cottage, barns, sheds, etc. An ideal Country Home. Price upon application to JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street, Norwich, Ct. Sale Horses To ewveryonme, old customers and prespective new ones, I have just re- ceived anether car of Horses and they are j good as grows. Chunks, Draft and Drivers; and, furthermore, no dealer in Connecticut can sell Horses of the same class cheaper than I can or will at the same terms. For cash T will undersell any dealer. Come and see me. or telephone. ELMER R. PIERSON. feb19d 3 Understood Better EachDay The most successful business man is the one who knows every detall of his business und does nat depend upon a pull for his -uccen\ Bach day this 1s better understood. no buSiness fis e detailed knowled more essential then in the Bullding Trade. If you want an estimate any work in my line, I'll be pleased to give you the benefit of my many years experience. C. #i. WILLIAMS, General Contracting and Building, 218 Main Street. ‘Phone 370. auglsd Boilers, Tanks, Smoke Stacks All kinds of Plate Iron Work We make a speclalty of Repairing SPEIRS BROTHERS, Water Street, Nzw London ’I’hone 840, nay7d Watch Repalrmg done at Friswell's speaks for itself. l'llSWl'].I.. 25-27 Franklin Jan:’?dnw The Del-Hoff, HAY BROS,, Proprietors. Broadway, « + + « + » + « Norwich, Conm, Running Hot and Cold Water. Rooms Unexcelled. Service Prompt et 'ables reserved for Ladies. el GEORGE G. GRANT, Undertaker and Embalmar 32 Providence St., Taltville. Prompt attention to day or night calla Telephone 69-2L. asrl4dMWFawl No Fire Sale! No Water Sale! Simply bought reasonable and sold at the smallest profit pcssiole. Just recelPed & full line of Dress Goods. Comparing to others you only pay 60c for each dollar purchase. THE NEW IEINAI'I' STORE, Open evenings. 77 Franklin Street. mardd ~ EO RENT. TO RENT—At 53 Oak street, t!ncnunt. e‘ther four (;r l.a:en floor. A" v.u e, 58 Hobart Aven decl4MWF LET —Furaish , with hoat at’18 Washingtoxd St. maréd TO RENT—Small -m-, 479 lnln St Enquire on premises, TO RENT—U) tenement ol seven rooms and b‘tgwawn tenement six rooms and bath, and house nine rooms . Enquire of J. rd, Bookbinder, 108 B'way. mn da TO RENT-—Fine genoma 76 Boswell ave.; nwdern ?vrovincnu- rent reasonab. ning, No. 31 V feb25d STORE TO RENT—Inquire ol Ch‘roh Bros., Market St FOR RENT-The premisos BI Wfl- liams street, late occuphd by Mr. L . Tafft; 10 rooms, vbn'a and sto room. Apply to Chas. P. Cogswell, Lincoln Avenue. feb! d TO RENT--Suite of rooms sultable for dressmaking, tailoring or offic Good location, within 3060 feet of g;;nklln square. Inquire at Bulloth DN’P— sement at 55 rnn tabls for the psiat, .lumb ng stre or llm"ll‘ business. TO RENT. Offices and rooms on third floors of Blll block, St. Stsam heat. Address Bill, Sprlngfleld_ Mass. second and 85 Shetucket Frederick A. febl6d DOUBLE OFFICES opposite The Bulletin office on Framklin Street. They are ex- cellent for dressmaking, tailor- ing, millinery or other purposes. Inquire at Bulletin Office. FOR SALE. 'OR SALE—A baby go-cart, cheap. Call at 31 Willow St. febl0d HORSES FOR SALE—Henry Arnold, 812 Jackson street. Wlulmntl’e. 1!!. jan FOR SALE—Universal gasoline en- motor boats, rewboats Re- values. West Mylflc Mtg Co., West Mystic., Conn. Just Arrived! EIGHTY HORSES. Among them are fifteen pairs of large and big horses in all colors, weighing 3000 to 3400 a palr: twenty-filve farm horses, weighimg around 1150 to 1200 apiece; twenty nice express horses for express use, and the balance are sad- dle horses, fast pacers and trotters To the horse dealers or to those who are in need of horses, I am satisfied that I can save you money. I know I oan undersell any man in New England and give you better horses than you can find anywhers for less money. My horseg are all fresh country horses. Now is the time ts buy: the horses are acclilmated and you should not wait sny longer. Spring is coming and ycv m elt‘ get your horses ready to go to wor 1 handie more hérses than any man in my state, and that is the reason I can undersell anybody and give you good goods. have done lots of busi- ness in your town with the best of firme. Ccme and see my horses before buying anywhere else. 1 advertise only what I can show. The largest horse dealer in the state. Fifty to a hundred always on hand. I. R. BLUMENTHAL, Harlford, Ct. Established 1840. Tel. 3450. feb24d BIIIHIP&IV MD - MANIGURING MRS. UNDERWOOD, 51 Broadway. Orders taken for Puffs and other Hair Goods; your own combings made into a Switch. Pompadour, or Puffs, Face and Scalp Massage, Superflu- ous Hair removed Shampooing. BEve- rings by appointment. Removal Notice We have recently moved from No. 821 Main Street to our new store, No. 283 Main Street, where we will be pleased to see our former patrons as well as any new ones who may favor us with their patronage. The Shetucket Harness Co. 283 Main St. Tel. Connection, feb27d A. W. BURNHAM, .+« « Eye Specialist Twenty-five years exverience in fit- ting Glasscs to the Most Difficult Eyes, permanently located at 257 Main St, Norwich, Ct. Satisfactlon guaranteed. Cflice bours. 2 te 8 n. m. Jan24d Large Ilnuhlp_ Daffodils HUNT'S, The Florist, Telephone. Lafayette Street. HORSERADISH your grocer for Peckham’s Homo Grown Horseradish. Absolutely Pure and warranted ¢o be the strong- est on the market. Prepared by F. E. PECKHAM, East Side. ma:ld E “THAVE YOUR HORSE INSURED. ¥e may break his leg this slippery weather. E. G. RAWSON, Agt., 'Phone 559. 227 Main St., Up Staira. deci2d t.ourm mou of tl::r‘o' loc‘fhl.. - %Jho b | lwcl. mk and ved, tables gelore currants, corn and beans. wondro\u store. .fi.nfln path, gtime catalogues present In most attractive ways. ) B'jones way out i'lll .n’.nlm-h nm% ears | With what he's ~olng u"a‘o 1 It's fine to have secl oatalogues en springtime comes around. And plan what {ou are golng lo ‘C On your smal. l’ It's flne to drnm of ©! fl’ All through the office g And read these brilllant efl-lom- And farm it—in ‘.{wr mind! timore American. THE AWAKENING, I i",;a"’m“"'{,‘éf .nfi bonfled‘lnd n anei Ay The heart in m‘ % dtes And I long to '-l'| buom dreary, I want to reupend Tll ’.quudnea I seek but one chance to re For last: night my soul awakened and wanderad mO’ar the road to the gone yeeterdey, the l“!rranga that can never be h Aml t)-_- wounds that can never he healrd: The dfirl:nasl that could have been ghted The truths that too late wers wre- The burdens aily 6 burdens so readily shifted; And the thorng that I should have withdrawn; bave beon The ln?&‘dh that might !‘ro? a heart that was thoughtiessly The cl&;. things my foolish foet mu™- i The innocent ones I judged wro The home that with .orjrow T foodak The deaf ear 1 tlrurl to uru song ! The struggler =0 easi’ Thgchrockl s® ones ! mlcht have ked; The heurnumau thlt 1 paraded; The dear ones urt :l‘fll Iaflsfil The fiower I nrbbcd of its beauty And tossed In a day to the slime; The hour 1 faltered In duty: The w‘hh whose indulgence was Oh, God' mo';gh I face Thees repentant, I ask not mercy as vet; I meek not to nnd Thes relentont Until the tomorrow is met. I thnntk ;l:u that Thou has unfln- ar The blindness thar darkened my soul. My prayer to Thee now is not uttersd In hoge to default- conecience’s tqii, I ask Thee to see me in sorrow And grant me rprd!- That T may maks ri, The wrongs that day. the prayer that I t on the morrow Wrought yester- —Everybody'w \n:ul ne, VIEWS AND VARIETIES Cl. r Sayings. Student—Something is preying sn | my mind. Professor—It must be very hungry—Northwestern Academian, Maud (at reception)—How wonder fully composed Bthel leoks thls after noon. Belle—Naturally. It took her over two hours.—Boston Transcgint Hob—Would vou like 10 see ww voters at the polls? Nob—Ye At the North and Seuth Poles. nee Tiger. To lose one’'s heart when one's in Jove Must make one feel forlorn; And then to Jose one's heacs ar well One's pretty much all gone. n Sewa. —Boston Herald Nell—i'm afraid Mr. Guzzler had too much drink at the dinner st night. Belle—What makes you thiW s0? Nell-“When the charlotte russe was served he tried to blow the froth off.—Philadelphia Record. The Viear's Daughter—Papa's & jeot tonight is to be ‘“Love One other.” hall we go, Harry? Harr No, dear. I think we had better stav at home and practice what your fathee is preaching.—Tit-Bits “As you approach the everning of i’ I notice that you are mbarin‘ down " remarked the Old Friend. “Ves' swered the Old Sport. *T keep ti ing about the cold gray dawn of vh-~ everlasting Morning After.”—Cleveland Leader. “James," protested the fashey, "w do you mean by boring holes into big tree?” “Father, I''n a benefac said the boy, giving his auger a few more viclous turns. “I'm making knotholes in baseball fences for poor boys.”"—Puck. Two muscular indfviduals wers bam - mering at each other In the ring. “MHor. rible!” ejaculated a temder hearted spectator. “‘Horrible nothing,” said = reguiar patron. “T¢ you want to sse a real scrap gef next to them when they divide the purse.”—Philadelphia Led- ger. Two smali boys had strayed into the mummy roem of a certain museum. “Wot's these?” said one. “Them’'s gups wot's bin dead a long time,” answered the other. “And wot's them letters, 15 C. 14, over the guy in the eormer”™ “Guess that's the namber of the agtos mobile wot run over tip peor Bloke!''— Bohemian Magagzine. MUCH IN LITTLE. Umbrellas were first used in China amd Japan. An- A homan being breathes about times a minute, PBritish lu.omob!lc T amount to about x... 000,000 a !ur Some authorltlu ollkn that a diog of goats’ milk makes one immune from tuberculosis. A leading German rclectrical compe~ ny has in contemplation the clecMon of a new plant for the exclusive man+ ufacture of airshipe and aeroplanes Many eclipses are poticed in the rac ords of all ages. Astronomers can de termine accurately when eclipses wun. have oecurrod, and the ectipse records are proving valuablo to historical siu- dents as a means of det ining the dateg of important events. om these studies P. H. Cowell has found evi, dence that cur year has decreased within historical times. The plague in India first made Its appearance in B » Where the gis - ease during the last ten years hss wrought havoc, but at this time ti- mortality is one per day. The heajti Gepartment of the city Is &eing its ut most to keep down the disease. To this end about 10,000 rats are bedng killed each week, compresged calchum carbide have been prepared by W, K. Koffer of Vienna, and are claimed to be nonhydroecopic, keeping indefiniteiv and do not continue to give off gas after withdrawa] of water. They ars made by intlmately mixing ftnely ulated carbide with binding -.flu Briquettes of and compressing into mouids, Dr. Wilifam S. Bigelow, is re- sponsible for the cuflu of new United States 4 n aghio instead of relief, a ne' in coinage, Js neither a sculvtor nor a numismatist, but the author of & ra- cont hook on “Buddbism and Immos- ' tality.” He has given to the literature the .