The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, October 31, 1921, Page 12

REPAIR ADVERTISEMENTS RMY G0O0D CUMULATIVE EFFECT —aalers fn. AT l"(:.oo'm~ 1 o :ss;m’ i The effect on the mind of some qf O B ool Bimestaka s to g0 oY 138 ?1}1"3 bt n;};;nethgoisnlgl suF'm!ndtn3 gind g . 0. T 0. D. wool blankefs, 4 pounds, like new .. 3.95 Ll L A el 0. D. wool overcoats, 34 to 40, like new .. 6.95 A farmer was deeply indebted to the banker. He wanted to send a con- cilatory message to the banker, and as a friend was going to town that day he asked him to stop-in at the bank. 2 “Tell Mr. Rocks I can’t pay, but pray him not to foreclose. Tell him my poor wife and children are in tears and that if we lose the farm we will starve.” The friend agreed to give the bank- 0. D. wool wrap leggins, best quality ... Heavy army wool socks, dozen pairs, . Khaki breeches or blouses, perfect, ea ;s wool shirts, the best ........ Wool undershirts or drawers, 30 to Hob nail shoes, perfect condition .. Marching shoes, new soles and heels 1-buckle cloth top overshoes, like new . Uniunalls, gerlect condition, best quality . Army poncho raincoats, like Army leather jerkins, wool uned ° e, NEW Army poncho raincoats, worth 55 00, only .. 175 D. wool overseas caps, special So 00 Gillette razor sets ........ blaevelcss slipovers, gray or khaki . ay Jersey sweaters, sizes 28 to 40 HEuvy 0. D. wool sweater coats ... 0. D. wool mackinaws, belted ... 0. D. wool overcoats Army aluminum mess kits or canteens, each .45 0. D. canvas leggins, regulation, laced .... D web haite a ot el 19 er the message, and then asked the Regulati 334 inch web belts 49 ink / O D e b 1o 25 mortgaged farmer to have a drink of Army khaki socks, per dozen .... Army goatshair, pure wool wors Gray wool socks, regulation ... (,otum khaki shirts, regulatiol 0. D. wool army shirts ..... 0. D. wool shirts, extra heavy Navy wool blue middies ...c.... Horsehlde leather gloves, unlined Canvas gloves, heavy, dozen pairs Bmoot.h leather gauntlet gloves .. rmy wool” undershirts or drawer \Vorsu(l woolmix union suits ... moonshine. They drank and in a.min- ute the mortgaged farmer said: “Say, cancel that part of the mess- age dealing’ with our-starving and with my wife and children, and don’t say I pray him not to foreclese. Just 248 tell him I can not pay and hope he 2.45 Wright’s wool union suits . 295 ) w2 X\Ifighfils wol(ix ug{’ur(rl suhi hg);;rn hea ?gg won’t :Eoreclose ckle, al I e overs| o S omu A Working shoes i 298 The friend agréed to amend the }Ambfi‘,fifi s“,{éfi;‘l%“’fg ofpeet 373 | | message to.this extent and proposed rmy russet shoes . 3. iaou ahrmy, wool mt;lnlsh,ddoglblsb{)largkft ggg 3n0t}11er fil‘lnk O.f inootr;lshme. t They ustralian wool ish, louble lanke! .o 8 @(l Army gray wool hlank:.ts full size, 4% lbs. 4.75 Ian LR S € IOortga 81[]\)\001 n;mt;r X e :?g man said: . WOO! eec res, €8 ... e . Army khnl{i tbnqucslor mguscs re on %gg “Come to think of 1t I don’t want D. wi rousers, long, eavy B l\hnkl Dants, made of army khaki ......e. 1.85 to send just that kind Of a message. Blue denim bib overalls, good quality . 95 Cut out the part about my hoping he won’t foreclose. Just say I can’t pay; make it as strong as you like ‘and be done with it.” - | The friend again agreed to amend the message and proposed another nip of moonshine. They drank and finally the mortgaged man said: “Say, don’t tell that banker I can’t pay. Tell him I won’t pay, and add that if the old bald-headed money grabber tries to get funny with me T’ll land him one on the jaw.” Includc nostuge Send draft or money order Reference: Capital National B U.S. Salvage Comp any Wabasha St., E. Cor. 10th, St. Palll an. I NEED BRANCH. MANAGERS Will pay big money to men with autos. Install Rideezee,-the BETT! THAN AIR INNER TIRE. Cheaper Chan tubes, a light resilient nb-uneo guaranteed ten years. Equip car at agent’s pnu. Sell to (flelu The business of the (ulun [ RIDEEZEE CO. ST PAUL. MINN. WANTED Railway Mail Clerks $1600 to $2300 YEAR / Franklin Institute, Dept. S254, Rochester, N. Y. Hllndreds N eeded ‘,’Bs&m- fllsdenlc‘i (I:I;ekwii:txhou% c‘timme “(1&“ sam?;t; a; af er! amina ns; Men—BOYS OVER 16 o scheduls showing places of all coming U; S. Ggr: vernment examinations; (3) list of rmmy Governm t jobs now open. SHOULD WRITE IMMEDIATELY <5 STEADY WORK NO LAYOFFS °° PAID VACATIONS 2 Common education sufficient. / = end coupon today—SURE 7~ Address. FOR ALL FURNACES AND Send us Name and Number and we: will supply REPAIRS and PARTS. U. S. STOVE RE_PAIR co. STOVES 19 S. Third Street Minneapolis, Minn.- Never Before An Of e | Like This One-Act Now!_ Fine chocolate full grain leather, lace shoe. Goodyear welt sole, shock-: abs%‘bmg Tub- ber heels. %weanng oak leather sin- glesoles, Stylishmedium’round toe. The / // snappy, London model that the best dressed men_are wearing. Made sizes 6 to ll D and E widths. State ft size and order 20 A. D. 90i. Re- member, specnal rock-bottom price—$3.48 (10c postage extra). - Postaldcard or letter brl:hgs wtgxgn to your door — pay : they come. Or send cash with order. Every cent refunded if re not delighted. _Big g:’a!og of shoe bargams. “They beat the profits of Big Biz; "~ Money in farming? Jiminee! "Work late at night and early mom,” " And spreads the net to catch’himself. . So here I say let’s turn about Let’s Cut and Dried GRATEFUL The new hired girl was asked by the farmers’ wife whether she had found a $5 bill on the floor. = “Yes, Miss, thank -you, MISS," she said, blushing and continuing her ] work, ~ : * * * ~WARNING TO BABE RUTH: RE- MEMBER THAT $29,000,000 FINE! * * * “Women will wear skirts long- er,” says a headline. Is this-a move for more economy or more modesty? * % “Caesar was born over 2,000 years ago,” said the teacher. ~“You must be mistaken,” said the bright young scholar: “It’s only 1921 now.” : = * Tk % ~ THE FARM PRESS By JOSEPH NECHANICKY, Odessa, Wash. < Member of Farmers’ Union Farm papers, dozens, more or less, Come every week to my address; The country gent—the farmers’ friend, Stock growers, gardeners, without end; The farmerette, the husbandman, First cousins of the kept-press clan; Field, furrows, fireside~==still they come, As the Latins say, “ad nauseum.” And as I look at them I find - That each one has an ax to grind; This one that seems so meek and tame Is boosting for the packers’ game. This western farmer, Topme, >~ Is working for the gram combirie. The midlan farmer, it is clear, Boosts for the soulless profiteer. And each and all; and all and each, An anti-farmer doctrine preach; They smoothly tell how all men should Strive to do the farmer good." And do not doubt me when I tell. They do him to a fare-ye-well. They skin the farmer far and wide, Up one and down the other side. With one accord they all proclaim The beauties of the farming game. What fun it is to plow and sow, And watch the festive pumpkin grow; And then the profits! Oh, gee whiz! Give them your ear and they’ll declare The farmer is a millionaire. Just plow and sow, and reap and thrash, And then sit down and count the cash. Like picking dollars from a tree. Produce they say, “more wheat and corn, And then for fear we lie abed - They have the old clock set ahead. It i§ in vain, we've-often heard, To spread the net before the bird; But of some rubes, believe me when I say they’re worse than a fool hen. - He freely furnishes the pelf Of all fool fools the worst are those Who furnish weapons to their foes. We can not fight the v;ili Juns With ammunition for their guns; . And cut these camouflagers out. cease to iake ourselves the goats™ - . By grmdmg knives to cut our throats. We win by our own hands, or none, 3 Our place in the congenial sun; ll.w.sfiAXAQSEOQ- So henceforth let us be of thoée neapolis, Minn. Who helped their friends and not their : - Hoes. Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers - 50 PAGE TWELVE < " ° B Sp rlu-stn nnlnm' Hools Shoe Prices slashed! ever lish M earing oak .olel ‘medium round toe, f¢ fit. Soft, pli- grain] tbn well-dressed lble.inll g h‘m lnd u:; York today. Limited Offer 3 % S $|dnd§"‘-’ lhoub“xi" '"dmdiy“l" | Act 'l'aday! '.!.‘.‘:'.:fi.n yod're % e dellchted M. W. SAVAGE OODIPANY Dept.27 Minneapolis, Note When onlorln. " I.n“:luld flbl! 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BROOKS APPLIANCE CO. 462F State St., Marshall, Mich. -FOR SALE Government lead harness, per get ........ .00 Guvernmem‘. breeching hamus. slightly used, f good_ &3 new, per set . 33500 and. 40.00 1 500 seta new and second-hand harnesses, purchased from the government. - Reclaimed overnment 12x15 ‘tarpaulins, . Steel- sanitary cots, each .. Hip ru'}‘:\:er'.hbémts.x J:‘et pair 'ogethdr wi 2,000 lrmy No charge or C. 0. D. nrd?r:‘ fllled'f' Include postage if by parcel post. BARRETT ’ Midway Horse Mnrkeg& ZIMSh% .EIBA%II:ANIINN. i