The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, July 19, 1920, Page 2

ADVERTISEMENTS - T V3 Usuafl’nce We have nurehuad direct: from the :local camps of the gnvemment over PR RN 50,000 fi ENUINE A " UBSE’IK DRESS e THE BOYS WBO WORE TBE)!. l t.heu shoes were repaired inithe .Govern: oe“Shops: bal- ance -we are. repairing wflh uenulna onk leather. Uppers will | wean, two_yedrs, - Noté: thefollowing figures: Nel <Army.« Uppers lre worth 87 - first class shoe shom et $2. M) Tor, half. and - heels.. Total $9.50. OUR PR!CE than: one-third tlheir true “value. 1, giving |- $: gize - deslrod..” Balance on -del very ‘Satistacts ‘i ov't. Shoe Dept. W‘ guaranteed. Send otdenz to! G KINGSLEY TIRE & SHOE SHOP Drexel 'Blvd. & Cottage Grove. Ave,, I'Chicago, .1M. .You.should hl our direct from factory 'to larm prices before you buy fence. . HIGH QUALITY FENCE—LOW PRIOES You can not afford to miss this opportunity. Wi our uearcst factory today. . UNITED FENCE COMPANY OF STILLWATER 7 Front St. 306 Main St. Fnrt Madison, fowa Stlllwutnr. Minn, Thh machine is espeeml.v designed for bunching 4 Pprairie guss or any short crop or grain and can: be ta ed ‘to any make of mower, without A!ter- 4% toot Hay Buncher ............ 8790 t Hay Buncher .. 8.35 6 -Xoot ‘Hay Buncher ..... 3 Free “Catalogue Complete: Qutfitters: for Farm and Home. CONSUMERS SERVICE CO. mnnmh Transfer Bank Bldg St. Paul, mnn ¥. WYATT MFG. CO..922 N. 5tk ST., m.nu.nn : Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These i Ugly Spots There’s no ‘longer the slightest need of feel- ing ashamed of your freckles; as ble strength—is mnnteed to: remove these homely spots. Simply ~'get an ounce of Othine—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a lit- tle of it “night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have -~ begun to disappear, have vanished entirely. "It is seldom that more than one ounce is needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion, .. Be sure to ask .Othine,” as this is 'sold .under guarantee: of ‘money back if it fails to remove freckles.: . 8000 lmo.. Eo !mil) m‘mfi Pfl \ s unh"fimflutfi'figun co. ezl 936 Qali 6t Clty, Moo ; Mention the Le‘der When Wnting Advertioen : Othine—dou- |- while 'the lighter ones “for the double ‘strength | | He’s sorry now he done it, He’s working 20 hours a day To buy'her gas to run it. : ——H S Mmot 4 * * “That attempted German junkeér revolution was a mad-Kapp sort of affair, ) ; \ * * o ~They say the sad thing about fish= ' ing trips this year is that fishermen “have to fish. ; #® Lt Sty The Leal Leader had an adver- tisement in it that ran something like this: “For Sale——A cow, will have calf soon, also some: hogs.” ' Some: cow, some cow! We'll say . = ! b x % The papers'report a great slashing in wearing apparel. mean_ the laundries, ; Ee T e e “How’s " this, waiter; you've charged me. $2.50 for - planked steak?” & “Sorry, su-, but lumber’s gone up again.” -—THE HOME SEC- TOR. e - If silk shirts are a sxgn of extrava- gance, and overalls a sign of economy, what about some of these lads that are wearmg overafls over sflk shirts?. We presume they . The mule replied; no leisure whatever. The master replied: You ungrateful beast! work? 5 Said the mule' MADE IT EASILY ‘AND HAD have no leisure at all. The master replied: be attained by 'a worker. " A TAIL OF WHOA There was a man in our town And he was wondrous green, o He rolled his money in a wad 2 1 And bought a new machine; ; He took it home to-show friend wife, T ! ‘mained ~out ' rather. late. morning, on entering the church, he. *- gaid to the usher: WHY THE MULE KICKED ! ' BY L. F. FULLER HZERE was onee a mule. This mule had a master. master-made him work very hard, and allowed him only poor food and poor shelter. The mule grumbled at his hard lot. The master ; told him that he shéuld not murmur or complain, and that he should . be eontent with the condition to which God had called him. also told the mule how intelligent he was, and what.a good mule he was, and promised him better things, but.the mule never got them. g e One bright day when the master was near, the mule let fly both heels _ and kicked him clear out of the lot. 'As soon as the master regained his senses, he asked the mule what he meant by such unseemly conduct I am tired of hard work, poor food, poor shelter and broken promlses 1 am tired of my life of constant toil, leisure in which T can enjoy a mule’s life. I am willing to serve ““a-portion of my time, but I refuse to be etemally at-work w1th Don’t you know that T have given you a job? - What would become of you if I did not furnish you You did give me 2 job; but I DID NOT NEED A JOB TILL YOU FENCED IN THE GRASS You tell me that God placed me in this condition, but I.am quite sure that he did not. I know ‘.that by taking away my opportumty to make a living you com- - mitted a great iniquity against me before you extended to me the favor of a.job. BEFORE I WAS ROBBED OF MY OPPORTU- NITY I HAD ONLY MY -OWN LIVING TO MAKE, AND I work hard all the time, l_nakmg your: hvmg as well as mine, and : You evidently don’t apprecxate ‘what a ’blessmg it is to have- ; a- Job You ought to be very thankful as your father was. He used to work for me. He was an animal of character, always a . hard worker, willing, humble and contented. He was the ideal " of what a worker shonld ‘be, and a great pohtlcal party adopted - him as'a model for its adherents to pattern after, and placed his. X " ‘picture at the head of its tieket as the highest xdeal that could ' ¥ used to make your father work ' || harder than you do, and _gave him less food and poorer: sbelter g _than you get, but HE never kicked. - " “Yeg” said the mule, “so I have “heard, BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MY FATHER WAS A JACKASS . o PACE 'rwo T o " THEY DINED IN THE CELLAR A gentlemanswho was a regular at- ' tendant at church, was dining with a few friends on Saturday night and re-- The next “Is this pie occupewed?” The usher, who had also been out & little late the night: before, said: “Just follow me and I will sew you to a sheet”’ 5 X * * * “The phrase “Cuba libre” is rap- idly being translated to “Cuba likker.” @ * % Extract from the report of the fore- man on Mr. Steffansson’s berg farm: “Some mermaids broke into the pas- ture last mght and milked a]l the sea- t COWS - * ¥ # S ' A COW STORY _° A farmer over near “Bagley, ‘Minn., was out in the barnyard milking one of the old cows one evening ' last week when an -air- plane winged its swift flight over- head and, as the farmer said in telling of the incident later, “that tarnation old fool of a cow r’ared up and knocked me over and spilt a hull pail of milk.” “Yes, I saw that airplane goin’ "_over,” corroborated one of ‘his auditors. “That must have been\ Townley.” “Hell, mo, that wasn’t Town- ley,” declared the farmer. “My cows know Towniley.»’,‘,. : The mule’s - The master 1 want some MUCH LEISURE, but now I NEW MAJ RITY shoes, ,l Lesther puttees ', Cashmere Bapy s M csth SSRASES ——p 1. socks, gray Army mn Uulon sumfl,sun D. uy Hnmbide lulher "% BaRSSEhEazkabnsE 2 We sell; whnleule to storekeepers. - Mail orden romptly-filled. = Send draft or money order. of . Commerce. cference: - National” Bank U. S. SALVAGE COMPANY _.“Wabasha St., E.-Cor. {0th, st.‘ Paul, Minn. ; 'rhe-e Drices include’ < ‘War Tax EQUITY SUPPLY HOUSE HINNEA.POLX& MINN. _W%%u"&“&w~ jea. ln&;‘l!n-iew c8 Necessary. Wils ny snton. "lmm i | chan b ey u-'.' ,rfl“ Sell 4o S Pidade m bn: n- ‘of ‘Ie s . AUL m" i FREE it | money (o men with rl!ention the IoeldutWhe'n Wr!tfnz Adverfilm g 4 i & = g i) 3 b e . W ', Y % P! BN § )