The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, July 12, 1920, Page 2

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HENNESSY, Presi 10WA STATE AUTO & TRACT OR SCHOOL QUALITY S H Pmnmced M *‘one ?x‘: gc but achools 712 thlr:’mka St., fficial O /// School of Hart-Parr In which to train pmhuen of thejr In tractor care, repair and operation. Auto and Tractor Mechame Young man, are you mechnmcally ‘inclined? e to the Sweeney n to be ool Bn expert, l teach SWEEHEY SSTEM e PR ractical trnlning by whieh 5 000 == sol iers were traine ernment and over &. mechanics. Learn in 8 few weeks; no previous experience necessary. FREE ‘Write today for fllustrated free catalog showing . hnndreds of 'Fctures men working in new Million 'rade School. ' nnllnnui'nnunn CHOOL AUTO-TRACTOR-»QVIATION 52 SWEENEY BLDG. KANSAS CITY, MO, before. you ‘Buy fence, HIGH QUALITY FENCE—LOW PRICES “You' can not afford to miss opportunity, Write our nearest factory UNITED FENCE COMPANY OF STILLWATER 207 Front St. 306 Maln St. Fort Madison, lm stlllwnur, Minn. WYATT MFG. CO.. 922 I, 5tb ST., SALINA, EARS Mention’ the Leader When Writing Advertisers o - Cut and Dried MOTOR GOOSE, Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet | And thoi:ght things no lady should thin She sat herself down about ten miles “from town, For her flxva(er had gone on the g })lmk‘ ; A Any European cabinet job, accord- ing to the papers, ought to be listed under the head of a temporary occu- pation. | Hungary is thinking of providing that profiteers shall be beaten on the soles of their feet. All we do here is to ‘tickle their palms. 3 Tk * * The . Republican platform is a good deal like a well-known car- toon. “1t’s all right, but it doesn’t mean anythmg. * “No one can convince me,” said Vice President Marshall “wxecently, “that ours is not a divinely ordained govern- ment.” . Stezyl\ing the kaiser’s stuff. e Jxooxx g Wonder if Mr. Schwab, who says music is the great cure for st, ever saw dancers perform- to the strain of “Dardanella”? * % % = ! Members of labor unions catch it going and coming in the daily papers. If they strike without authority from their officers they are “outlaws.” If they strike with the authorization of ~their officers they are “dupes.” A prmt paper manufacturer has ad-.”/ mitted making 120 per cent profit. And they- weren’t ‘“paper profits” either. ; ® % ok It’s one thing these days to find a house to rent and another to find the money to pay the rent after you have the house. * * * The, excess profits tax is ome method of squeezing a little water out' of some “100 per cent” Amer- icanism. ) e e e By the way, since the president’s guard always turns traitor in Mexico, we wonder why some bright candidate doesn’t run on a platform of abolish- ing the guard. . X R * * * A workingman was searched when a recent labor meeting was raided -by Palmer’s secret service sleuths and some /paper with writing on it found in his possession. “You can get 20 years for thlS, said the sleuth. ~ “But I just copied it éut of a book.” : “Who wrote the book ?” “Thomas Jefferson.” “Well, we'll pinch him too.” £ 3 * No wonder lumber is high with the price paid for Wood delegates. Probably t}us new - brand of near- poetry is called “free verse” because no one Would ever dream of paying for it: * . % % Some of us are hundred per cent and some of us plundered by’ A#'* * Why is the goat the League emblem" in North Dakota? -Governor Frazier explains: “The goat is the one ani- mal that works with its head when at- tacked.” 0% % ; g In the argument as to whether the- ex-kaiser should be hanged, Mr. Hohenzollern seems to have won by a neck. e \ When some of our war profiteers hear that a Japanese woman made $200,000,000 out of the war they prob- ably will decide that the Japanese would make good American citizens. * % % : In Mexico a politician’s life-"_ line is the shortest distance be- _-tween the president’s chair and the cemetery. [ ] % % Now that the Republican party has decided against any higher taxes on war profits, the profiteer can say, in , the language of a war-time report: . “All gains have been consolidated and held.” * * # A tax on fancy walking sticks - would leave some of our best known society dandies without visible means of support. % % Nothing' is certain but death and taxes, and if a sales tax is added to the others now rexisting consumers all over jthe country can join in asking, “Death, where is thy stmg 22 2% e 'l‘he Ianding of Scottlsh troops in Ireland probably means there will be more kxlt there than be- fore. P : One of the objections to the recent divorce granted the railroads against the government is the huge alimony sadd]ed on the letter party. THE PEOPLE AND THE CANDIDATE please, will you answer a few questions? Suppose we' SAID the people to the candidate, “Give us a mement ' start on these: w —and Just to all Will you appoint a farmer Tn filla farm- | er’s job? How will you stop the _profiteer, or will you let him rob? What will you do for labor? = And the seldier wants to know, “Will you pay the promised bonws or make - & war on Mexico? i packers‘? What about the income tax? ' Please 8ay exactly where you stand for what we want are FACTS.”. ~ And then the candidate replied: hand; it gives me greatest pleasure to frank- Iy state my stand. I believe in conservation, | {conversation and the laws; I take my stand “behind the flag (2 pause here for applause). 1 believe in independence for the natives of Bengal; and as: .for other matters, I’ll he falr Will you help control the ,‘lee me your honest‘ s ADVERTISEMENTS Great llog Prohts thc unnud booluhlyuflsnu ST Bl i 290 9, THE MILKOLINE MFG. CO. °~aw‘.‘.‘t Distributed by GnlnSedCo..hm,N D.§ SNszhashuanarsuaRiE N gfin B ) e G0 00 L0 G2 GO O O Napshanblngs SAANA= —E = double “blanket . A ‘arpauling, - O, D, lku.huvsmm. 3 We sell wholesale to storekeepers.. 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