The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, June 7, 1920, Page 2

ADVERTISEMENTS : Bear chk Detachable Non-Shd Tlre: First tire chain lmprovement in the lagt 17 years. Just what you want.. No- jai No :tools needed. JOKE OR CAMOUFLAGE: connected with. this ch BEAR 'chains are pulling more cars out. of the mud today ‘than any. other; ‘they do’the business. dealer ‘can nof ‘supply’ you: write us direct, Bear Mig. Co., Rock Island, Ill. MUNSON FaCtol‘Y - price ‘direct to you 8\ OFFICERS The - retall nrlce of this shoe ls $12,00. It 1s made ‘of the wnterprool mahoxuny calf: 'eathur Guaranteed to give 'the ‘bhest wear, If. these ghoes -are not just as' we say,’send 'them ‘back, ~ You "don’t loge & cent. check do.not inelude postages . vn.; postage;: Stite size, 'l‘hm shoes ‘are built to g »geod” for.” work ~and dren at the same time. ' Depti 060" “Bug-Proofed” Twme, 133/4c B0/ B mnneapolm—-culranteed ‘equal td the - bes makes. - Standard, full 500 feet ped ‘on apnroval 1n ton. lots Or - more, CONSUMERS CORDAGE CO,, ‘Mlnnnnlls‘.- This $12 Officer Shoe Hand sowed. - First ' grn;:do ‘l‘ha flwtory $6 98 : 11 :you are sending moriey order nly “$6.98 for 'shoes. " We¢ ?- voters ‘will do. UL.S. National Army Shoe Co. West.nelu Mass: to the pound: Shfn- Minn, | something else, Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers . - = . A MINNESOTA EPIC Thirteen little candidates, all the old gang quota, Out to make their sacrmce to pxlot Minnesota. | T}urteen little eandldates made the “big boys delve; One got his fingers crushed, then there ‘were twelve. Twelve little candldates, sought a s:gn from heaven, But one was just'a farmer, then there were eleven Eleven httle candxdates, vahant little Then one talked a bit too much that made it ten . Ten little candidates, keepmg rxght in line, - VThe “farmers got one’s record then ‘there were mne Nine little candxdates, worklng long “and late, One announced his platform, then there were eight. ; Elght httle candldates, gosh, how each one sticks, 5 +Two found funds were runnmg low~ % then there were mx. Six llttle candmdates, all hopmg to ar- Tive,. ‘Women got the dope on one, then there * were nve | Five httle candldates, hsten to ‘em roar, One got independent, then there were * four Four little candidates, all t.hat one can see; ! One of ’em just told the truth then there were three i ] Three httle candxdates, thmkmg up things new, One dug up a thought too. much then : there ‘were two AR Two Tittle candldates, determined both, to run,- One of ’em bold all he k:new, then there .. : was one One httle candldate backed by the = - boys thht@\on, : {Then .election came along, and then there wasinone.- ® R * 7 THE TROUBLE WITH .MB. '"PALMER SEEMS TO BE COLOR ‘BLINDNESS. 'HE SEES RED IN FOLKS THAT ARE ONLY BLUE : TR G © Our new American anthem seems to: be “Amenca ‘Overalls.” “ away in a stolen Ford, has been'cap- | 7 %up in the air” as the old gang in “extend’ in the Congressional Record - his. remarks on the print ‘paper. short- And Ger-' <} ; Anvmmsuunms - Patriotism, according to some ; . of the current definitions, consists. ' | ™Y ‘in letting the profiteers get away »mth it. . : An automobile thief; trymg to: get. tured: and sent to the penitentiary, ‘thus proving that the pen is mlghtler han the Ford : L L : A, C. 'I‘ownley, campalgmng in his anrplane, isn’t “half as much anesota. ; : ’ e B S . Speaking of consistency, there is the congressman who- asked leave to | * * -.* The old-fashwned man: who ‘used to vote the ticket straight ‘now has a son that believes what “he reads in ‘the old gang: news- é + § wortho! zmmm 4 4%“:!5:'!&::0 money mm fll‘ uferm A% w' ? Kansas and R.O s ; papers. Ao R Bunn & Co." MILKOLING s Just 8 Soel tor ) Western women, tired of paying the, /prices demanded for new clothing, are - forming “Turn Over and Dye clubs.” -Sounds to us too much lxke the last re- g g T ¢ Money ‘talks — but General ‘Wood’s- campaign money is ‘very ‘careful not to say where lt came, ; *' T % : ; If the rent shortages in the CItleS' kéep up, the jails are ‘going to have to hang out “no vacancy” s1gns. ; ® * * ¥ 7 Y A hod carrier in Hlinois has be— : “come a lawyer. He should have .‘no trouble in carrying fhrs cases S m g “to the lugher courts. e from Tactory o fatm. Drl A betou you uy- fence. ; “HIGH ' umu.rrv FEOIGE-I.OVI PRICES You ean not afford to opoortun.lw le'p 3 ,our nearest factory-: todny > ‘UNITED FENCE COMPANY & OF STILI-VIATER g t. 306 Main St. Fron s Fortnlzudllon. fowa Sfillw hr. Wina. - v Desplte all that Ru‘sma can do Mex-, ico is still a'lap ahead in the number | of revolutxons. S : x “Townley Alrplane Turns Tur-‘ ‘ -‘tle,” says newspaper headline. 'If Colonel Roosevelt were only alive ‘one more “nature faker” would be‘ . naxled. 2 3 3 APt ! leence may be golden, but it’s hard to make a pohtlcal caudxdate be‘ lieve it. : N R M. T, Bean sa.y 2 *The ‘reason things is so lngh is | because labor gets such | LT rawful hlgh wages. “Tknow'| | they do, because I seen it in the ountry Gent and them other farm ‘papers: | “And theny” said ‘Mr.. : many’s was “Deutschland Uber Alles.” | Palmer’s sleuths probably: will decld ! it is more. German propaganda If profiteers make radxcals five - times as fast as Palmer can de- ‘port them, how long i it going to i take to- clear the country of "‘reds”? S . R 'a' S Somebody asks what the new women That question is. Wor- . rying the pohtxclans more than the ) rest of us, ; The best thmg “idential primaries is that they. - shew_the politicians what - ple want so the polit about ‘most pres- i : only 90 cents a, .-bushel for his potatoes; “but,” he | | added, “them middlemen: and deal-. { ers that does all the work of hand- f_.'.:.., m«;sg...exe cafter, rins pump jeck n 4 ] e Country.. Gent and all the: rest | | of the farm papers says so, and it] | '_must be 80" aR E 18!: l. nflon ‘niet, 50 dALLONB 500 incl o, sieel“Baree. 000 umxsilded m“ 118 : ' AUTO GREARES-"We sel) ONLY °o poNsUmms Nebraska' Farmers G i | Dept. 0, 802 oofimf'sc" onlraflro °".f;'& Noh Mentxou the Leader When Wnt\ug Advertlsel's