The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, July 8, 1918, Page 2

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THE REGISTRATION of every. MEMBER OF THE Nonpartisan. LEAGUE IN Rock county. AND THAT TWO weeks later. IF THE REGISTRANTS have not. RESIGNED FROM the League they. “Let’s Pretend” For her birthday five-year-old Louise had been given a tricycle. For a long time her playmate, Marie, fol- lowed her up and down the path, hop- ing for a chance to ride. Finally she thought out a way. “Let’s pretend this is -my birth- day,” she said to Louise, “and you play like you gave me the tricycle for a present.” With a child’s eagerness for make- believe, Louise got out in a flash, and Marie rode off in glee. For a long time she kept riding back and forth. Louise grew more and more impatient, and finally stamped her.foot and de- manded back her property. Marie, however, once more was equal to the occasion. “Let’s pretend some more,” said. “We'll play I'm deaf like Aunt Clara and can’t hear a thing you say.” * %k Everybody is laying for the kaiser except the American hen. She is lay- ing for us, bless her feathers! * * IS MODERN MOTHER GOOSE Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white'as snow . The profiteers grabbed off that fleece And turned 1t into dough. They made a $30,000,0_00 slice Between the spring -and. fall, They didn’t do a lick'of work, - They handled ‘it—that’s all. But Uncle Sam he rose and put The profiteers on ice And now, when Mary sells her wool She gets a better price. E3 * * DOING THEIR BIT Reggy von Boof bought a ' thrift stamp, don’t you knowT : Percy Pink Nails stretched himself and sent a picture postcard to an anonymous Sammy. Clarence (whose modesty prohibits our use of his full name) says he will wear only black cravats until- peace is declared. Worthington Dubb has placed a personal ban on- khaki-colored spats,. owing to the government’s need for: that particular dye. * * * Irate Father: “Well, I guess you're through sowing your wild oats now.” . Penniless - Prodigal = (eye on the . checkbook) -“No, father—just dropped in for more seed." e she —WILL BE driven from the state. AND IT STRUCK me that THE STAY-AT-HOME guard. MUST BELIEVE like. THE MAN I once heard. TELL SOME PEOPLE who had. MEEKLY LET a lot of loafers. TRAMPLE THEIR rights when. HE SPOKE these words. - “UNTIL TODAY I always thought. GOD TOOK THE rib of man to. MAKE WOMAN BUT now I BELIEVE HE TOOK the BACKBONE instead.” I THANK YOU. Still True An Irishman who had been captured by Germans when his enthusiasm had carried him far within their lines was interned in a prison camp. All day long he would shout to the sentries as they passed his window: “Us Irishmen certainly licked you Germans!”_ He got away with this until one day a lieutenant who under- stood English overheard him. Pat was then called before a court- martial which decided that he must either become a German citizen or be . shot. He thereupon accepted natur- alization, and was sent back to the camp. Every few minutes through the day he would stick his head through the bars and shout: - “THOSE IRISHMEN CERTAINLY LICKED US GERMANS!” * * % DIGGING IN Oh let us now maneuver us On all the vacant lots, For thus it doth be-Hoover us To be potatriots! * * * “What’s your wife sore about?” “Oh, she’s mad because I wouldn’t hold the music while she lifted the piano.” p "k * o4 Spain only ‘wishes that it had been able to use a part of the large supply ,of neutrality it now has on hand dur- ing the Spamsh-Amencan unpleas- antness. R * * * - The celebrated sense of humor fails to operate when it connects up with the funny bone. *® * Prospective patient: = “Are iou a painless dentist?” Dentist: “No, I have rheumatism.” * * * A League farmer was just on the point of ‘entering the bank when he met the banker coming out. The two stood in front of the institution and talked for a while.. During the course of - their conversation a- League or- .ganizer drove up to the curb. The banker jokingly said to his farmer friend: “There's one of your orgamzets. You've got $16 tied up in that: car,__ haven’t you?” “Yes,” agreed the farmer, “but I’ve - got a site more tied up in yours 2 * ok w Mother (to Bobby, who ' had been playmg with: the new neighbor:chil- dren): ' “What natlonahty are : th - Smiths; Bobby?? < Bobby' ‘Chnstmns, I beheve. e‘_ l ’ ADVERTISEMENTS You Are Surely Entitled to | 3 the Full Market Value : for Your Livestock If you do not get it, somebody else gets the benefit you should have. The day is “ passed when business is done -on senti- & ment, and only results in dollars and cents count. We want you to compare -the re- sults in . dollars and cents we. get for you with those received else— where. A comparison will convince you that “Kirk Service” gets you the most money for your livestock. J. R. Kirk Commission Co., lm:. South St. Paul, Minn. 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