The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, April 29, 1918, Page 3

ADVERTISEMENTS FOUND RIGHT | HERE Intensive Production HE thresherman to make money thesedays must crowd every working hour with pro- duction of the most intensne kind; if his machine la breaks down he is a loser. en the drive is on, his machine must work easily and work profitably. Adverse conditions must not slow his output to the losing point. Moving machinery that is over- worked is liable to trouble, A mechanical part that can do the same work without power or mo- tion isnot, That iswhy the ‘‘Man Behind the Gun,’’ exclusively used in the Red River Special {Jarator, gets results. It re- res no adjustment and yet accomphshes more clean separa- tion than other machmes can get from end to end. Save the Farmers’ Thresh Bill - Investigate the Junior Red River Spe- cial, the thresher for small power and home work. Write for circulars. Nichols & Shepard Co. |: in Continuous Business Since 1848 Builders exclusively of Red River Spe- cial T! hers, Wind Stackers, Feeders, §loam aad Oll-Gas Traction Engines Battle Creek Mlehlm WEARWELL 'l'lRES CUT oUT THE TIRE PROFITEER We ship them to you C. 0. D. ON APPROVAL NO MONEY IN ADVANCE And every tire is guaran- teed to be perfect in ma- terial and workmanship. Size Plain Skid Tubes 30x3 @ 8.00 $ 8.76 $1.80 30x3 10.60 11.40 . 2.25 82x31p. 12.26-- 13.25 ' 2.86 31x4 15.76 17.00 ~ 2.86 32x4 16.00 17.30 2.95 16.75, 18.26 3.00 17.25 18.50 3.15 23.50 25.50 4.06 37x6~ 28.00 30.50 4.90 INNER TUBES FULLY GUARANTEED Other Sizes In Stock. EQUITY TIRE COMPANY 1208 /Hennepin, WEARWELL™ TIRES WEARWELL - Buy ?unr-nto«l fence T ln: rom turer and save money 1 BINDEB 'I'WINE wmweu Al,bug-treated f.0.b, ucw nmbhlng ! ‘ ndar 500 ft. cnrlot ...... H mnycmnrr quirk ship't,delv’ prlnonrequelt Consumers Cordage Co. Mlnneapolln, Minn Mention the Leader When Writing Advert_ineu - A Minneapolis BOOSTERS ALL We had a booster meeting in our town one April’s day, and united we decided that dissension doesn’t pay. We had always had our factions, and our fusses, and our cliques, and our town was growing deader with the passing of the weeks, so this day we got together and we left our hammers home, and decided that our Bingville ought to be a second Rome! We voted fifty dollars to repair the city hall, and another hundred fifty for an advertising stall; we reekoned we would gravel all. the leading thoroughfares, and make the towns about us feel a bit ashamed of theirs; we talked of grading alleys. .and of patching up the walks, and of filling up the “Bugle” with our Bingville “Booster Talks”; we framed a bold petition to our worthy Uncle Sam, requesting that he help us build the Bingville river dam we resolved to “feel” Carnegie, and the legislative crew in hopes of a library and a normal school or two; we framed a constitution and a worthy bunch of laws, and we glowed with rare emotion for our city’s future cause; we paid our. first assessment like a noble bunch of men, and proceeded to election of a president, and THEN— well, it makes me sad to tell it, but each faction named a man and all harmony departed and the hammer-fest began! We balloted till midnight, but no matter how we tried we couldn’t break the deadlock, for the candidates were tied! So we balloted till sunrise, and we still were voting when— somebody moved ad1oumment—AND WE NEVER MET AGAIN! |, ) Paf and Mike were on their way -to America when Pat became “hope- lessly” seasick, and was making the demonstrations which accompany that soul-thrilling malady. Calling Mike into his cabin, he said: “Moike, thir is wan requist that Oi must make of ye: when Oi'm’ ‘did and gone, Moike, will ye send me poor remains back to be buried in green ould Ireland, and niver let thim be buried 'in the sea?” “0i’ll do that very thing!” answered Mike. yez don’t mneed to think ' any more about that promise ye made, for Oi see plain enough that .there’s goin’ to be no remains!” * k% Some people -have so much respect for the Pible that they keep it on a good clean shelf and never use it. R R T AT “What is your idea in always wear- ing that skull cap?” asked the new waitress of the restaurant cook “I have two good reasons,” angwer- ed the cook, “one is to keep everything out of my hair, and the other is to keep my hair out of everything. Now, may I ask why you talk "to yourself so much?”. “I have.two reasons. for that ' an- swered the waitress, “one is because I like to talk to.a sensible girl and the other is because I like to hear a sensxble girl ta'k!” * * * . BUY LIBERTY BONDS NOW AND AVOID PRUSSIAN BONDS LATER ON. SO S T You missed it- nearly every time. when you prophesied winter blizzards and ‘spring thaws, so now try your prophetic ‘hand on spring rains and see how it goes. * %% G “Don’t shoot till you can see the whites of their eyes," said the captain. “You forget,”-said a private, “that we gave them a black eye in the lastv encounter!” A little later Pat sent for Mike 7 again and Pat had this to say: “Moike, LIFE . A season of crying, a season of play, A season of work, and of dotage a day, Then—over the river the poor sinner goes, And takes nothmg with him but one suit of clothes. A day with his parents, the hand of a girl, The lisp of a babe, and the feel of a curl,’ A chase for the doliar, a: home and a "book, A game w1th the kiddies, then—over . the brook! ; A basking of sunshine, a-sprinkling of rain, A thrilling of joy, a_depression of pain, A. hoping for this, a repentmg of that, A wrestle with fortune, then—off of the mat! An atom of gain, and an item of loss, A try at the benches, a day as the - boss, A dip into fashion, a feast and a fight, A goat and a lion, then—out goes the lizht! A birth and a christening—measles, perchance— The quick evolution from rompers to: pants, A license, a mortgage, a deed a bfxef wait, A last Wln and testament, then—an estate' A mixture of fever, of vigor, and go, All seasoned, perchance, with a mor- sel of show, = - . A portion of nonsense, the: gleam of . the sage, Then—down goes the curtain and off : of the stage! 3 ] * * 1 will make you swallow all you have said about me!” roared the ir- ritable guy. “What do you take me for? m asked the quiet liar, “a pelican-or something ~of that kmd”' : : 4 PAGE TWO e e R RS N s ADVERTISEMENTS DONT Sow | WTHY VNS Thousands of farmers here in the Northwest are losinz money and wasting acres of valuable land by sowing_ wild oats. All this waste of land and money is done away with when you buy a HOILAND WILD OATS SEPARATOR It takes the wild oats out by the whiskers. All wild oats have whiskers, and these whiskers stick to the canton flannel lining of the separator, are scraped off by two wires and separated from the tame grain. Every machine is guaran- teed to take out the wild oats to your satisfaction or your money back. Price for good-sized machine, $35—double-sized machine, $50. Order your machine now_ direct from this ad. Big illustrated folder on request. Albert Hmlnnd, Mfgr. PT. A, - 0, N. D. Galloway’s Greatest SPREADER It'sa trlumph in S¥reader buildingl wm mgply zour 801l wil I_J)lm:t. ood. Enables you to on reco -crop Helps )our land to ‘worl you b0 hmh is where you got ELEVEII PATEH'I'ED SPREADER FEITURES THEnewNo 8 @alloway low down Is easy on the man an fertecu, Fatonted as wide spreading N Eke: e out bisb- board h‘::rn I.I‘lumhenh um.er'tlgeflnd. All steel bennr ure to — cannot tvlst. vnrp or break. Svrud. (rom (our totwenty-four Sold Direct—Factory Prloo—uuiok k Deliveries Yo ttutory i e ot.hnrlnvhmnu. ¢ FREE BOOKS' . polnt &'. % N‘ mfl:"&mwv mev-ca You Are Surely Entltled to the Fulll Market Value for’ Your Livestock If you do not get it, somebody else gets the benefit you should have. The y 18 passed when business is done on senti- mcnt. and only vresults in dollars and cents-count. We want you to compare the re- sults in dollars and cents we et for you -with those: received else- ¢ where. ‘A comparison will convince you that “Kirk Service” gets you the most money for your livestock. -J. R. Kirk Commission Co., Inc. : Soutnh 8t. Paul, Minn. Authorized Sales Agency of the ' American Society of Equity CANNING OUTFITS PAY FOR THEMSELVES OE ‘orritory. é32 B MB fnet CASH"0LD FALSE TEETH We pay up to $19.50 set s t?ylsgebngn OZ?:: fiold kwolrpit s‘}lnr‘: I:»ll‘:l{gm:r l(I!olts)h 3 proval of our o7 Bubisct o youE A UNITED SgATES SM 300 Goldsmith Bldg., EIL;HI':I?IHW. ov'l'l':8 Mention the Leader .When Writing Advérfihefi