The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, March 18, 1918, Page 2

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HEREDITY, DE LUXE It may be your nose is the bane of your face, too hopelessly large for its limited space, thus crowding your eyes and de- frauding your mouth, and leaning, perchance, to the north or the south; but you’re not to blame in the least that you've. got it; had you had your say-so, you’d never have bought it! Don’t scowl at your image, don’t worry or bother, for the party to blame is your faulty grandfather! He deeded that nose to your most worthy dad, and he passed it on—it was the best that he had! Perhaps you’re not prone to the strenuous life—by nature inactive (such natures are rife) yet, if as a sequence you fall into debt, don’t chide yourself for it, don’t harbor regret ; don’t call the wrong fellow to settle the score—but lay all the-blame at your grandfather’s door! On the other hand, friend, it may be that Iyogr noce is the pride of your face in proportion and pose—a classical eminence, chiseled exact—a very delectable scenter, in fact! And it may be again, that by nature you’re born to gobble up work like - a duck eating corn. Then, thank your dear stars that you haven’t a trait that was probated out from your granfipa’s estate; and honor thyself for the records you make, with a tear now and then, for your grandfather’s sake! The way the North Dakota counties are being bonded for seed grain for farmers shows that the special meet- ing .of the legislature in that state was entirely unnecessary (if one wishes to .be kind of careless in his -‘assertions); but then, we knew that that blamed fool Nonpartisan gov- wonld sooner or later make > ring 'move of this kind. ,ow know, North Dakota: Jducing ‘enough wheat to +rench and English, and that ..ae. -2 calamitous’ to' the kaiser, you know. How ridiculous! How unseem]y! * ki The Fargo Forum 1o ‘doubt thinks that Townley was quite at home when he was among the CROOKS-ton people. The For- whom is welcome to use thi- >un without charge, but before wc et -loose of it, we wish to remark that Townley is quite at home any place in Minnesota now, even . when hob-nailing with St. Paul, -and that’s getting in with the prophets right. * * * HERE’S HOPIN’ THAT UKRAI- NIA, THAT NEW EUROPEAN BABY, DOES NOT TAKE AFTER *HIS PAPA! ’ * * * $ The czarina of all the Rus- sians annually spent $75,000 on her wardrobe, and yet she, like the rest of the girls, claims to be - a daughter of Mother Eve, who is famous for her conservation of dress goods. . * * * The Germans can’t do it, but on the eighth of June next the moon expects to put the United States of America decidedly in the shade—an eclipse, you know. * * * \ With bread soaring up past 12 cents per loaf, and milk only temporarily lingering at the insignificant price of 10 cents a quart, the ‘old flip-flop dinner of bread and milk which we. used to eat from a wooden bowl with a pewter spoon, will soon be served- ~ for dessert in sherbet dishes when the preacher or school-: ma’am comes. J. E. T. THE ROLL CALL “McKenzie, Alex!” the orderly cried; “McKenzie, Alex!” No voice replied, Till a comrade answered, “Poor Alex was killed, 4 But he died with his pockets neatly filled!” “Hanna, Lewis!” He waited a while For the soothing voice and the cheer- ful smile; “Killed, too,” said a comrade, ¢ 'Twyas _a base intrigue! He was struck by a bullet fired by the League!” “Burnquist, Arner!” And a voice 'said: “HERE! I am badly shot in-the running gear, But I'm not down yet, and I won’t say dead, Till the sod is packed and the pray- ers are said!” “Roosevelt, Teddy!” a voice, “I'm still on deck, and the people’s choice!” “He’s dead!” yelled a private. ‘face’ don’t show it, : But he’s killed five times and the chump don't know it!” “His * . x %, A German in Wisconsin “would nominate Kaiser Bill for president of the United States.” The move is un- necessary, for Kaiser Bill has already nominated himself for that position; failure in securing the election is all that ails Bill, not failure to secure nomination. * * * “Remember the caucus,” before, not after, $ : . 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