The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, October 4, 1917, Page 2

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If you can keep your Ford when those about you Are selling theirs and buying Cadillacs; If you can just be tickled all to pieces ‘When notified to pay your auto tax; If you can feel a quiet sense of pleasure When driving on a rough and hilly road, And never move a muscle of your visage When underneath you hear a tire explode; If you can plan a month upon a journey, - And tinker uf your car a day or so, Then thrill with joy on that eventful morning, To find no skill of yours can make it go; If you can gather up your wife and family, Put on your glad rags and start off for church, Then have to wade around in greasy gearings, And ruin both your out—and inner shirts, Yet through it all maintain that sweet composure, That gentle calm befitting such events; If you can sound a bugle note of triumph When steering straight against a picket fence; If you can keep your temper, tongue and balance, ‘When on your back beneath your ear you pose, And struggling there to right a balky cog-wheel, You drop a monkey wrench across your nose; If you can laugh when gasoline goes higher, And sing a song because your motor faints, Your place is not with common erring mortals— Your home is over there among the saints! J.ET. el i/ Sl o S A A o A 0 i o 3 o (e S SUFFRAGE The dickens you say—listen a mo- ment—the right of suffrage has always had its limitations even among white, sane males in the best republic in the world! Frinstance, you may have voted for Taft (many were guilty of even that), but did you pick him out to vote for? Not on your tintype—you voted for Taft because he was “brought out” by some subtle power of advertis- ing in which you had no voice and over which you had no control. The first thing you knew you “were going to vote for Taft,” and by heck, you voted for Taft! You drank your politics through a straw, but who operated the fountain? What did the great and in- alienable right of suffrage have to do with—drat that wind—there goes my derby in the mud again! * * * “We stand for the farmers!” so saith the Fargo For-whom. *“We can not stand for the Fargo For- whom!” so say the farmers. * * * “There is no hope,” said the doctor. *You had better go home and straight- en up your business.” Ten years later the same doctor met the same patient, now in perfect health. ‘“What! are you still alive?” exclaimed the surpris- ed medic. “Yes”, said the man, “you see, my business was in such shape that it could not be straightened up, so here I am!” * - ® * Away down in Fargo there dwelt a brave knight, All financed, instructed, and groomed for the fight— Norm Black was his title, the “For- whom” his sheet, Not Leaguers, but Leaders, he purpos- ed to beat. P've told you his name, three times in a row— Just so you would know! * * * THE GANG PRESS The boast of Herald-ry, the gush of -Norm, And all the knocks that those two Plutes ere gave, Await alike the inevitable storm; The paths of Stand-patters lead to the gravel * * # Let not Stand-patters mock their use- ful toil, The farmers’ rights or destiny obscure, Nor Dailies sputter, worry, fume, and boil— The farmers’ day is coming fast and sure, »* *» » During the last decade the Mexican republic has very closely resembled a TWO TONS OF FEATHERS The Minneapolis Chamber of Commerce idea of establishing grain grades on the weight basis reminds one of the teamster whe was brought into court charged with overloading his team. “How much did you have in your load?” asked the judge. ! “About two tons,” admitted the teamster, “but it was all light stuff.” * * * There is a little saying that is short and likewise sweet, : 1t has to do with raising of the luscious sugar beet, You know the men who grow ’em, like ~the men who raise the wheat, Have to sell for buyers’ prices—and the buyers don’t compete— Oh, yes, the Trusts raise prices, but I hardly need repeat, That they raise the price on sugar but not upon the beet. And so the Trusts wax wealthy while the farmers face defeat, And so it is the growers coined this saying trim and neat, ‘With language plain and simple and a moral full of meat: “The Trust, it gets the SUGAR, all we growers get is BEAT.” * * * PART OF THE PROVERBIAL DUST ON THE PROVERBIAL MILL- ER MIGHT WELL HAVE BEEN GOLD DUST. - » * * Attracted by her figure, he followed at a safe distance until she turned a corner, and then he saw her face! Now he is armed with two big guns; he’s looking for the man who said, “Figures can not lie!” * * * THE BOARD OF TRADE HAS MADE MANY A PLANK IN MANY A PLATFORM! » » A South Dakota edit:r, one of the younger and better school, approves of the aims of the League, but fears that it may get into the hand of ambitious politicians in his state. Worse things have happened in South Dakota. * * * OUT ON THE COAST THE BUT- TERFLIES ARE KEEPING THE BUSY BEES FROM WORKING; THE SAME THING OFTEN HAPPENS IN SOCIETY. » * * Soft soap and salve may do as sub- stitutes for butter—but both are un- palatable when the recipient is in need of bread. * » * WHICH ARE THE MORE NUMER- modern sewing machine; to-wit, it OUS, WAR PROFITS, OR WAR PRO- has a disappearing head. PHETS? PAGE TWO ADVERTISEMENTS e SHERMAN flgT%AUL%lNN.“: Fourth and Sibley Streets One block from Union De- pot and Nonpartisan League Headquarters. The Hotel Sherman is the leading popular priced ho~ tel in St. Paul, and caters especially to the, people of the Northwest. Modern - rooms, $1.00 up. Official Headquarters Equity Co-operative Ex- change. Excelient Cafe and Cafeterla, A. J. CAMERON o] HONORBILT SCHOOL SHOES Ask your dealer for Mayer Shoes. ; Look for the trade-matk on sole. F.Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. Milwaukee, Wis. Wanted The war is creating a big de- mand for young women and young men with a knowledge of bookkeeping, shorthand, type- writing, etc. Attend the Union Commercial College, Grand Forks, N. Dak., and prepare for a good position. Board $3.25. Send for free catalog.—Adv. Help MOTHER, TRY THEM Pretty soon now the children will have to carry lunch to school. Don’t bother making cakes and pies. . Try our goods— Manchester Biscuits The children will like them better Bt Strangin. ey wome toal qul u t 8 ey Wi :&:\d ?i‘;tless after they eat Manchester Buscuits. If the children want something nice spread our hiscuits with a pure jam or jelly and put them in the lunch basket. The children will do the rest.. Made in a sanitary factory. Manchester Biscuit Co., Fargo Cash for Cream Ship your cream direct. We pay the highest possible price always for butter fat. Cash and Can Returned Promptly m to give the farmers of the gr?ngiwm the best possible service in return of can and ¥ayment for cream, Write today for shiping tags, and our paying prices for butter fat. Duluth Creamery & Produce Co, Duluth, Minnesota. R S e P O YOS ST R Mention Leader when writing advertisers