New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 4, 1930, Page 6

6 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, JANUARY 4, 1930. It is gratifying to learn, therefore, [ drowning, onc per dic New Britain Herald , HERA } northwestern scetion of the it plans are under way for an ad- to two D PUBLISHING COMPANY New Britain, Connecticu tion I an attractive erlin hool on place; the I'c Ismued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg. 67 Church Street city. The | dangerous to Franklir | school is seen o advantage | tersection of the SUBSCRIPTIO $5.00 & Year $2.00 Three Mon RATES v those who travel out Burritt | dletown t pike, pass Clinton | sf t a Montl ¢ dangerous th it Entered at the Post Office at New B as Second Class Mail Matter. PHONE <0 Oflice I Rooms erscetion, jo traffic duty wi Iranklin school is o Bus Edito: having been con- | ro cALLS is modern and 5 100l system a T ofitable advertising toom always open to advertisers s only p medium t s an s constructed th d press pr ollisior 1 B vent thought Tisions rlin Mebmer of the Associated Press The Amsoclated Press i3 exclusiiely fitled to the use for re-publicatio all news credited to it or mot o credited in this paper and also news published thercin. Member of the Associaled Press The A. B. C. {8 & national n which furnishes mewspapers and tisers with a strictly honest reulation, Our circulation st Vased upon this sudit. This i tection ngainst frasd fn mewspaper tribution s to both natic . local advertisers distri of | Lo cau: i was placed onsideration is good istice. Driving or, ation adve sidential attractions of the c hwestern section, as is frequent- s modern school Education is making sure 54 s to be hoped th a n sale daily in gt Newsstan Newse The Herald in York at Hotaling’s Square; Schultz's Grand Contral, 42nd hie added. Board of | rd o town which offers | wooing lady luck or read that this addition will be suffici we —_— tin wso1 Sl THE VETERANS HOSPITAL The constructed $1,000,000. Tt construct the will be opencd in latter ds permit, all other s s 00 b new veterans' hospital to vhich are overcrowded — should Sveruwlie a in Newington w arged; and the sooner this is done | ish drivers and t1 will the tomaticall the ngton XY THI mploye will RIMENTING WITH FIVE-DAY WELK FORD ADDS D TO PROSPET part of this month tract probably will be let in the early ¥ act p Any il ts of gloor work of constru When spring, and the will run over into the buildings 1931, Newin week s gr litical prophets—h next year ot so sure about it | portunity to take are complet i cmployes think that, in this | sel Tord says on will house the most e able achinery, they | says business throu veterans' hospital d, It village for such an institution important in southern New En ought b to earn enough in | is zoing to he 2ood B sanideald fo gays to pay expenses und buy | his elicf he such Tuxuries asonably | Th company will im | need bosses, on the other hand, | £20,000,000 in « THE M'CUL APPOINTMENT There are many circles in in which the ment of W. I. McCuc police licutenant with the loudest cheers. With several aspirants on the had their friends and litical situation what it is this is per- | are interested in “production” | Just saying busir the city | and profits on it and better we news of the appoint- difficn k profession to imagine how to post of ived would work in was not rec | newspaper business what's-it-called, but there is company will spenc ree, all of whom | doubt about how it could be made to | yun on increasing with the po- | work in magazine play yard For instance, e is Liberty it haps natural. which he magazine, announces And that the it must tried The out Blue- I with used to least the in order to sec It Is our belief police, fire or other city departments should be dealt out on a merit basis. not with thought to the allegiance of candidate ) post. This is highly idealistic, we will admit—small chance of the Repub- | at posts on recently an hoys ays—at tio called werc it working—but T what the the cut to five The IFord compa would happen: or maybe, to give officc golf. throug da co new models exccutives, editors and DOYS & | yertising in the | lican party in the city following this | chance to play morc precept, but, as a theory it is per fect indeed. 1f the Democratic po- lice board was out to prove that it could be independent it has done so. Politics eliminated the ment boiled itself down to the con- | sideration of merit when filling the berth, Evidently the board, if merit was taken into consideration, chose McCue becanse of the foree. Possi cxtraneous forc called for the throughout Obviously, the plan worked. More The went to press just as casily as before. | bore striking golf was possible. magazin? | ryiure is expected Nothing talks as fo, But why stop at five days in the life n s full-pa 7 Seems to us that Lilerty, not to mention | appoint- | magazine busines a mag like | MLUTROPOLIT some others, could be gotten out in DISINTEGE than that. We may e but a even less time At to ording what Naely [ matter that wrong of course, Gt the by his record with | magazine cditor to do but to cx- of Metropolitur quality there were somie the at amine so-called literary not necessarily read it cursori- which | others s n much i in but with 5 work One exasperated appointment the | all of it just examine Rt e ly and mild interest? 1t mags really the several aspirants there was v opera house t insisted on reading all meritorious material. the cditorial exccutives on Naturally thosc fill the why they should have been chosen. who wished to You may stuff fired at them the situation b would have vacancy see Tany reasons : operd ex Then |y, P passi | would vastly complicated e il Military experience under war con. | they to work at least 12 ditions can De them at least, nance of discipline in \at is supposed 10 the ous by the the claimed two of [days a week, including nights ey PUBLIC OPINION AND MR, GRUNDY Grundy making mainte- | = n o syno ranks a opera. To learn 1l " greater possibility been consis When Penn- sylvania was appointed by Governor However, McCue has been appoint- Senator of the shock comes as i cd, he is cvidently fo b The lieutenant, unless something peculiar happens. It will be up to 1 der Chief Hart, to obtain discipli volic trouble witl Fisher the latter stated that he made | (1 s foo many i the appointment Lecause 99 per cent e had a lobbyist he sent to od gove which are insuflic of the letters received de- | o repertoire s lar is 1 worn voices and sh. D with his men, to keep their respect that the he at manc birds, male fer & th te. This 1o the and admiration s he or- | the inpres- ders are obeyed and to give the city | sion that the rmor meant 99 | 1 te chould 1o of New Britain adequate police ¢ cont of the general public e resumie of editorial comment ! ; . tection with 1l mand., We for the sake split liope Snnsyivania NEWSPAPers, Now the who s of th t ¥ that 99 { per repres licates with the Metrop No ceeds, v writers did not 1 percentage other eities Picer rank and file of voters. v CITY PAYS WHEN OTHERS seems to ARE NOT BOTHERED ory high W action in of which \gainst Grundy they Chi spared provide Chij du clur Cditor remarks, with satisfa that those Tt has bee lice to post have rival to | “lieked @ppotita Philadelphia, e 4y per ot to a frazzl gotam g the i ing th to the Senate, ra shows rema RasGH Sun-Telegraph re- apparen five claims W producing works the appointment R 1 i in inion” in Penri- [ inings o tuated beat New York some of ! by not as anxiou eral thelr sidewall merely 8] [ oSl s it it circumstances political | yiyge continue g Persons who moving falls on sidewa BERLIN, ONE FIGURES re [ FROM actlon ag DANGER JUDGES t pany. One notes w property 0w that even such Alda ' usually . as vital o cver « Frances has « o the town of It the city, e supposed 10 e prevail culiar positiol collect GLIMPSING 1 GET RICH wore violent deat trom the property owner. town of its size i such a clain to collect at least it in tu rich quic part o o Connecticut’s Pretty | wpen there is Eu from the property owner light to ail motor- financlal deal knowledge this 1 wie rotten it crior exercised ) t hiztory miention sone MAKING Middletown & W SCHOOLS CATCH UP I ziC 1 POPULATION There nd named front Berin o2 it lequate Gould. who so cour 1ON | rock to t lamed 1020 sufficfcr additional ngin a ¢ o n ¢ hve ot ta nd ot ose Am were | from violent causcs, three were 1lul.\1 hey 25 of nine realin re penny-c o notc constructive not 10 operi is housed excel | nged lnmr} son witl some Buropeans Time mentions | P in u neat summary of famous meial I part msactions, but its ro 1 1342 England was aroused over i st road and Spencer four, with his ¢ A in unwary. in- who | Mid. | wiped out $30,000,000 or Building Socicty. com- 1596, | latter forming 5535358853 piker came along Hooley of Lon- Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care o} the New Biritatn Herald, and yonr tetter wil) be forwarded o New York. We Cheer up! nose Do frecze in two short blocks! Cold brings excuse to put in usc Gift “hankies,” gloves and socks Problem Eternalt Prof. Harter: “If 1 fail to give a correct answer to any problem in mathematics that anyonc present of- pleasant | 7S me. 1 agre: to forfeit the sum of ten dollars 1d Lee Voice in Audience: “Make City Equitable Fire date of my wife's birth agree with $10,000,000 and |her present age! 1t be difficult for to from the 19 Charles policeme Ernest Torah | 1,000 of other peo- | Another | enever Promotion of Stirs Up Dem Reverberati heard in the ing the pre-el been caused by lice ing MeC vacated by if(n'vi‘ Nothing of ture politicall months. Exc and police cir tension since announced Imniediatel conferences | that candidat powers that | The rank a foree is report whelmingly ir tion of O'Mara and But up his was th followed Wright or, Globe $10,060,000 in Must Show Suppose ‘Em Off! Whitake an- o hands, fect and London Finance Corporation, lost a year commissio Detective to the Lic three years—money of dupes— committed suicide in court outstanding then happened 1910 Alfred William Charing Cross when kicked the and Curpenter bank around went under with 0. Things were | untit 1922, when Ger Bevan the sank th Insur- with nee company a {rs. to Ve ail ng A, Hill. an beings learn NS00 tacililies ast, along in came who crashed with liabilities than $14 1,000 seems gone s, This. | Hatry, \ 1 the roa 1 00,000, of which Serged hould 0 but not for- | o bout oiloid Metue it is believed | of the big Ik L McCu i for bat i up t 1 apy headquarters meeting of Th iscouraging fool- From these figures wescome (o the that Americans are in- that the in accidents will de- | conclusion same v crently honest, and s stock the apj \ends of erooks actually mostly live land of fogs. | OLLA UTY TALK n—especially | had PLANS ARE WRECKED o | give t was 1v an op- | Ed- Ford of what | arranged Dempsey's Expectations of - Staging i commissioncrs a Lomski-Braddock Title Fight [tignt. There and it ru the con crence,” o younger ghout the nation to buck up Ford \aiv when spoiled Last Night. Chicago, Jan, 4 L Jack Dempsey's plan to make hisi leo Lomski-Jimmy Traddock 10- | round bout at the Chicago Coliscum January 17, a light heavyweight titls has been wrecked by Lom- by Maxic Rosenbloom, last night. lad petitioned the association to declare the January 17 bat- champion to and to the nediately spend (®)—Tromoter therehy side, Democrats angry state of publican and men and ints big have 1 css would b ould merely optimism, | 11 coting not practical | it “I'd be a mililonaire, if I had the other $999,999,959.09." wanted the appo! chairman of t cretic club [ influence in {lieved that hi | weakened by of @ republica New Dempsey tional Boxing the winner of tle, light heavyweight ed Tommy Loughran planned ent title winner. COMMUNICATED [A NEW MOTOR VEHICLL RUL- ING AFFECTS AUTO SERVICE Dec. 31, 1920, Herald: with a would like 10 on the lat- dealers’ or nent that th N 3 Na- 1 a cool = THE FUN SHOP NEWS WEEKLY Drama Discussing the American girl, a noted visitor says beauty and intelii- zo together. it ain't so its facilities to | 1sing business ngible 10c to pre a Lelt Le overlooked | ! I mentionc for ma t. Siner ing it is gen climinated nounced inercis ah didate ticket Say Mr. Ziegfeld! Ford plants will Soclal” 10.000-ton (wood: Irydo clectrical vears old, in A-1| very reasonable for FOI SALL- T five-section & e 2} ‘nough suppo tion if he sou not split classified aroups, ports T which is disp for McCue. Alderman J position to th fice of lic T | understandable Aterably 0ppo | of McCue. W { recommended he ny announced n of wccepts cquipped. L corfainty condition quick sale. Marine Have you need one place! full-p seven Britain I'rice tavored ents newspa I few untry " 5 lines vo v News Weekly Tip Sheet, another like it? W for cach side of the fir:- in aper. timony tha 1 ree express my o sentin as b s ully in to hright. | est e ruling on airers’ marke Under the repairman special s mna Sports A pigeon has returncd to its logt after an absence of six months. We understand that the Dbird attempted to coo an explanation to its indignant spouse about being de- | tained at an office! old ruling dealer or could purchase special used by him, namely “SX7 or “SR markers, in his busi- | ¢, provided he complied with the | in farnishing a bond equivalent The question has always tised as 1o the purpose of the kicked, or if cm no good Stocckel, oforisni, ge ad: markers to b AN OPERA RATION? law heen rformances given bond., but did did hay by Mr Connecticut 1 pa markers, uniess e Classified A degerted baby girl has named after the Pennsylvania road When fine excuse | detectives | Judd lerd common ind it <he'll have | Cue mad Tudd led a pd her husband | for an appointment? | Perhaps he ing about th few days that the new office, from d lic detective bur licutenant. T intention of 1 Operd company. | on it I coun i been it s rail- critic says for howe n 1 probabl the i czar that the 10t obtain which cost purchases at @ cost average service station small dealers have no of «¢ither X or R to the Timitations | them, and also do n of such markers. dealers and repairmen te of $20 per and pu mavbe three that their unlimited in o provide a ki a ot was for such a - she grows to give dealer or up 1l m a wh patir n she's late b Iy interested five His Proposition? Judge: “I'm going to fine you $& for the chickens you stole the last two week: | Dewey: “How'll it be if Ah pays | seben-fifty, Dat'll pay foh | up to an’ next Wedne | day night!” Still, you may neral markers | | rest | b Metropolitun his in anything the ar any u best of its it due upon tive plice a with top-notch sets Judge? at includin® ity standards high special tently declining [Nk | commission is It the the chased set marker: I or two or of the practically ——Julia Kling. Give a criminal enough rope and | ne'll tie up a cashier! SOCIAL EVASIONS Ten ways in Which to Conceal Your Acute Distaste for & Friend's New Dog By Richard Turk “Rig, husky fellow, isn't guess he can take care of himself in case of trouble, all right.” “What kind of a dog is he. Iy Suppose | his old job as bureau with It nt the one \ Metropoli- performances, | S8 bec fact y sergeant to use u sers t their iently re arsed | tenant mfo { would be | which the fore the coun | the offic { duty on the g he? l‘ ot the desk s lof strect \ makes strange may be consid ment in the « overboard nex The with the up in the den | subside. for so own husiness. ge; certain song : Irom information gathered by | of New Brit- number nale, suffer from |, poli writer, in our city and nearby towns die cars and lieensed thi 1 be | prohibitive cost of contracts | s, ould be dropped; de “he of are not to the | obtaining the| marl This to mean that the motoring public will he able to obtain road sery which it has heretofore felt necess nd d more a considerable help the clear servie wreckers 4 r. d b fear of to b there Season’ wecial ¢ seems their connection itan 4 not the exac 1 hecause iee it was 1 N authority A ry wits, and s, s0 | to| of he growls like that it e et doesn’t he? Yes, T know he natured. You can see it in his faee “Oh, let him jump up—this is & old suit and he can't possibly hu it. He's shedding his coat now, isu't’ it each year, interest. to | disabled roads things better in ear this | n icit m oyou to who made A n ] the motor- thing like shall 1 xay L hardship L oyear they and oing to stand czar Little Stories Noted With . A fire bre one's house is concerting thi people oft in the exct For instance phone in the Jingled and ov voice of an € “Will you Our or 00 building. No “Why don't you start to discipline on triex 10 do @ legitl | MM? Are you afraid it will Kill hie n itimate way, | 9PIrit2” | is aftiliated| “He certainly Certainly mae | You could pick him out of a hun- bo. | died—it you wanted o, | the ceuldn’t yon?" | s voure right—blood Wil insurance they were, and | e s adt time. A single glance at the cither. when those dealers and repairmen do not absorh all the markers that the mo- | department is trying to their throats, vou very ARAC kaiser,” is working t who to oltain great | the fellow mit Cou husiness 1t b with the hig with the cause they of writing dealers Sumptuons pro- ' 3 possible is unusual looking dealors? ingur ! ady de- o a u they York in operadom of New ever companies, an writing are not amount tell, him that local | are not every too, the for " is cnough to convince you of rkable enterprise siame never performed Fes, they 2 a popular breed right now, aren’t they? Funny how the taste changes almost overnight, isn't it 2" “He hasn't had distemper, has he? Yo, T didn’t think so — I remem- | ber Bill Mackey's dog had that kind of a look around the eyes before it got him." Still another way to pretend vou are a timid soul with a phobia for dogs. but whatever you say or do the only result will be that you will never, never be asked out to i your friend's home again, 1€ you live to be a £ ce ma fire in are, man on wat my ities with artis- tor vehicls pt Boston—seem |cram down nking A much OWNER. the tion to | ? In this end “But what lots of ends t fireman, “'wh. number 2" “I am in this end o Finally 25 Years Ago Today js being done. 1f the Metropolitun i com- i sure ith astonishment of rain this moj to Shuttle M Rritain ter rst heavy rain s |ing ing 0w rling singer as 1 3 cated and the the fire was, b voking to the cvery second was gaining 1 In front of (it the company I Supply was the ¥ n | 1o HID WORLD'S SCHEMES install: of 1h South ch The ) iluminated sreh tower will Pleased? Albert: “You arc the prettiest girl in the world.” Martha: “Alberf. you | give a girl something clock in the thiat the itch | Le completed this v i | Kk the 1o cke Ihe sparrows around 1 hard time Dead bird city are out a liv- liscove is a on the sidewa is certainly to think | having | ing. ropean talk of . ave being his terious telephons contrary to the situation forget come soon as you can as there through telephone operator the house was fo- large plaste IELLHLLSLHSIHLLL L LI HLHISSSLL IS IS LS HL$9595S, | —THE OBSERVER-— Makes Random Observations On the City anc Its People M«woomw'nwwflvwmnwmc'ocwmwt McCue ocrats ons which may |1 democ party dur- ection campaign have y the action of the po- on cretly Sergeant William 1. Berth which will b utenant Samuel Bam- in s a more intriguing v na- has occurred itement in political cles has been at high Lientenant Bamforth intention to rctire. there hurricd fricnds of this or whispered with the nd il ed to have were s of the b the or n over- promo- rgeant strong sup- favor IFlynn thers had Chairman mind long fair haired hoy that Chicf Hart mind. Consequer nt S jannan had that and s Iy ral days ) were sev yointments madr Flynn and O'Mara did hattie around ternoon I wrent Uriday the e or t being mys- rd was were several calls and visits by whose lip was thunder mbled after imissioners went 5 they told a report him ¥ Bannan's in the o'clock “into to st ng o said b MeCue staunch are 1o an mind many in isar party O'Mara to Bannan s Britain Demo- wielded wide But it is be- has been support IFlynn or intment. e New nd hag party. influence steadfast nnan's name possible N h 1 a4 as a yor on the he police rally believed mself mater at e rt to gai can- democratic board mect that e b from the al, It could th is almost not W nomina party T two ide consisting which open of Al coteri and leased the with n v his 1jor udd’s continucd creation of the nant detectives bren promotion hourd of n on- of - He sed o the the a licutenant ted. Aldern group in the the project lled. Even with Me- licutenant, Al man ywerful group in the heard rumors fly- strecets for the if the counctl creat McCue will be shifted itenant back the with the of this the police s hen police that poi owerful cil against to title heen ean hat th has board been discussed hroadly. report the police McCue to boss of the detective W title and assign shift which Lieu- has worked. This 1 that ay assign is 1 the rth argument hoard advanced he- ¢il for the creation of for round that the officer be th ergeants, But sitnations and lered lucid vening can he t morning will This much is certain a lient desk nant hould e superior politics what a argu- thrown watched storm which has been stirred 1ocratic party will not me time. About Town yes and Ears iking out suddenly perhaps the most in world where they live went of the moment. not long ago the tele- central fire station ver the wires came the xeited woman to my in ds the house a is a bad lar?" dam,” answered h,” but where do the vou a of the town." end it? There o this town.” said 1t is your strect is are the and 1 ot f the town.” the aid do know, it of the . firemen told where put the delay was pro- m as they “realiz meant that the fire readway. certain music store white dog sitting Ik, “listening for his of shady exterior |y daily, about!” is to [ vation, ovidently victims of star- 2 —Mary Bessmer. | can easily be Thus the W The rican schedulved in Tl hor the oi coming whet he price Yo 1 Hope college scienfists sleep is unnecessary. can be climinated adjustment in habits new o appear entirel No Lo I nd will ¢ carpenters kywards by that sleep slight which scems probable, will undoubtedly dawn | Mother Beds will pass. Bedrooms will be | have returne on my Friend: “W Mother: “T: esls have | lznguage In view of there is no G k 0 i will minmum per d will | shiown | 1f seme 5 Dy N cale ¥ 1 known or a ora The grant rais And | White of the Lor dollar chasers. | #tate Normal school will speak at a After all, | teac in Norfolk on Iri | day. January His subject will A Cultiy of Language asers ””“Nluzl mn Study of Grammar,” in salary | no more. With the passing of beds and bed- rooms, the linen industry will fade. Blankets, sheets and nightrobes wiil disappiar from houses, which will shrink in proportion, so that ““)A S ers’ meeting it Eeths « tion (Copyright B N on wheels, Realtor will dis- the Lnglish put vord v from which, who dares sa 0d? Right Place ow’ that the 1 1 to school, I'm going childr vacation.” here are you going?” 0 bed!” TG Raige: 1930, Reproduction orbidden) promot- | stand is | - | £ $ H : b He usually attracts attention from real dogs passing by but the other night a woman got out of her car with a young airedule at her heels. As soon as he saw the plaster dog he be- came interested and started to uet | acquainted, but there was nothing | doing. Then the woman began to pet the plaster dog her dog was enraged and jumping at the other tried to bite him, barking and growling all tune. The woman coaxed her dog Lack in the car but he still growled | ind was apparently anxious to mix up with the big white dog which nored hinm. There is one young man in New tain who will not try to get sh” with a New Britain police- again soon as he received his 8 the other night. While he and some of his friends were ting with @ certain police- ufan weighing about 200 pounds he observed the handeuffs and snecr- ingly remarked about the offi arrying them, saying he did not now how to put them on a man, The officer toak this all in good part and so the talkative one pushed hcad to his fall. master’s voice.” | but little | | | | e 11E) | man on | he ¢h W ST bet n't put “You're good me,” you a cigar you ! them on he said on,” replied the office “when do you want to try it Right now is as good as time.” with a wink at his panions. “Well, get ready, id the officer resolved to make it good and snappy. “How much time will you allow is any com- have five minutes | if you like” said with another wink at his con panions as he stood up and looked iantly at the officer. What followed was | auick to e recorded. The officer dashed forward and in about three hakes of a lamb's tail he had the cuffs on the boaster who realized soon enough as the officer had tak en care to set them tight Inspired by Reading the Daily Newspapers Diary of a modern prohibition en- forcement officer, after the style of | Mr. Pepys: | Up betimes an skull. That stuff night must ha old socks, and “You can two hours, | | | | almost too | t ho hum, what 4 they served last heen distilled from how it socked. This getting evidense 18 a hazardous ta . Examined my waliet and discov- ered tl much 1oy surprise five crinkly 3100 bills. Terhaps it | would be just as well if 1 laid oif | last evening's host. He seemed to oe 4 nice chap, anyway. Oiled my automatic and saw that it was well filled with those littie persuaders beloved of the enfore ment division. My aim must be a | little rusty. I haven't been in a ruckus for weeks and haven't got a rum runner for months. Brushed off my spats on which re samples of mud from the shoes | of the dancing hoi polloi. These con- mon folks care nothing for treading the toes of authority. That's a ood joke, written unconsciously. 1 indulge in a laugh. Ha, ha. | 1lad an eyc opener, some hair o dog that bit me, you Know. Good stuff, too. Right from a hond- ed Drew #t off myseif d gave them a gallon of water in xchange. Prohibition revealed a new use for water. That's not o bad. 1 should have been a musieal comedy author. They say the fellows who write those wisecracks are wetl | paid. Went fo Lrealkfast rein, | on must {4 warchouse the Swank hotel for | in the Green room. Nice 1at, and a nice menu. Grapa- and orange juice, iced; Cana- dian bacon with shirred eggs, toast and two cups of coffce. Saw Z-5x10 seated across the room. 1 suspect %2 | is an undercover man set to wateh me. Well, he'll be wearing double cnses be I get through with 1 like it, though. Makes me feel sort of creepy to think | someone is trailing me. But even if he does find out anything, 1 guess the Congressman will me through. He didn't spoil my breal nowever, and the headwaiter tore up my ¢ Splendid fellow, | that headwaiter trolled along the main stem and | of the boys. They're get- | hold and I warned them soft pedal on the racket. tip from headquarters that smething is going to break. Don't {want any of my friends to get into the loose gow. Some of them took my advice lightly and laughed. I don't like that. Sometimes they don't show the respect due a federal | official. Maybe an hour or so in the cooler would prove to them just {who I am. But I can't afford fo risk it. They might talk Ttead a piece in the newspapers about the boys running into tough !luck out Buffulo way. These news | paper guys make me sick. I | we take a pot shot at someomne lthe journals make a howl. Be {not to talk about it though. Tho: writer birds are hard when you g:t them roused Doesn't it heat all the yowl tha going up over that Nari The Boss says rum runnecs re 1o blame if they get themselves killed. Good old Boss. And what <o a couple of rum runners amount %o. Still, if it weren't for rum runners I'd have {o 5o to work. And that would be a blow. Off to dinner at the Snooty hotel. 1'in rrible food. I'm going to give that | | head waiter a calling down. Who | does he think he is, anyway. Anvll | T wonder if he knows who I am | That caviar was punk. I certainiy attracted attention with my gold | toothpick, the gang gave me on my | Jast birthday. Oh, 1 can knock them cold when 1 my real stuff. Iiverybody looked when I flashed it | my pocke i 4 telephone from H. Q. that | were 6oing to pull off a littie | job down on the coast. Those fellows think we never need a rest. Spoiled my afternoon. Got a call later plans for the raid were off. ¥elt much better. Had supper at the home of a lit- tle girl friend and she can certainy | fruit i him. T d tast s somie ting a little {to put the Got | | saw time is muss, show trom vost Got we | {al, |rooms shed their lof old razor |ea |to the | graphs, |branches of the | cour |holder with |eure |and | {trimmed and donated to some laim | Southern New cook. I think she's trying to"#eE me to propose. Fat chance, has, Took her to the movies in the eve- ning. Flashed/my badge and we boih sailed past the doorman. That magic badge. And so to b she d. Disposal of Christmas Trees Presents Welghty Problem Now is the time for all good 1 to come to the aid of their despc ate wives and settle, once and for for another year, the Christmas tree problem. Many a Christmas tree alrcady blushes unseen in some garbage can, but the real exodus of the eyergreens has not gotten fully under way a As the living trees, even as the trees shed their foliage on the rug, the problem becomes more complex. Only a certain number of trees cun parked in a given back yard, so the limits of the situation can read- ily be seen. He who discards his greenery first, stands the best chance of finding a place to put it— the late comers may have drop their trees from airplanes on the pile. Disposition of Christmas t New Britain elsewherc ways been vexatious The wags have suggest of mcthods of disposing things, some of them closely paral- leling the plans for ridding onesell blades. The situation has never been thoroughly cany however, with practical advice average citizen of New Brit- It is worthy of W pari- since the whole subject is crucial just at present 1o has al- question. all sorts of the as a ain. £ 50 favor op One, a, Al- the, with catel- in said, is to Christmas t pair of manicure scissors. ing the material clipped off on news- papers spread on the ‘loor. This product is then dried and sold at high prices as sweeping compound. Another profitable method, of is to denude the tree and use the foliage to make balsam pil- lows. This plan works all right un- til the fifth year, when it is found that all availuble space in the honse has bden filled with the pillows. Of course the safely razor system, many times mentioned, of the package with you on the Grand Canyon or cn route Europe, disposing of it in the ern or the boundless depths case may be does not wor with trees. They method, most it in is g carrying trip to 1o a as the well too =0 little are a { bulky. It the houscholder der in carly enough sunde the ash to carry the trec, at the priee of o coupl cigars and a half dollar, but this in- dicates poor technique, for it shows entire surrender to the problem, and only passcs the actual on another person The housc- veal pride and will insist on disposing of Christmas trec, once aud for all, with his own hands. Thus the method becomes of vital interest. An excellent method to pro- a Jarge food chopper, :trong well built, through which on pound of heesway, three ounces ol olive oil, a half a dozen salted pea- i, and a small bottle of ketehup is ground. Boil this mixture for two hours and then dip the Christ mas tree in it three time The trec can be Kkept permancntly after this, for use year after year, ot small Th sots he his \ or- per- away disposition 10 verve his is hoy for hockey stick latter is advised Perhaps one of the most popular plans is to take the tree to some secluded spot, together with a dou- ble barrelled shotgun and a box of shells. ‘Load the gun with No. 20 birdshot, place a decoy duck in th branches of the tree, takc careful at the trec with the gun and firc both barrels. Repeat this oper- ation until the box of chells is used This remove the trec to a spot with dig a shallow grave, the remains to mother later, it is said Christmas trees will b ing at this spot Candidly, the Observer of these methods. He herd of trained wood back yard. All that it is necessary 0 do is take the tree out in the ard, whistle to the wood ticks, tell them that it is all right to go ahcad and leave the scene, The ticks whimper for joy : the sight ot auch a tasty morsel and immediate- Iy start in at the point where biggest ornament hung during glorious days of Christmas. Perhaps, after all, the best meth- od is to call the ash man, however, and let the spruce and needles fall where they use as course, carc sandy s d natur luxurious found grow- uSes noi his own ticks in his the the balsan may. Observations On The Weather Washington, Jan. 4.—Forecast for ingland: Fair Sat- urday and Sunday, colder Saturday. I'orecast for Bastern New York: Generally fair and colder Saturday; Sunday fair with slowly rising tem- perature. Conditions: The disturbance that was centered over western Pennsyl | vania Thursday night has advanced to Nova Scofia. Pressure remains ow from Hudson Straits eastward over Greenland and Iceland. Iair weather will prevail almost generally in the Atlantic coast states. The temperature will be lower in the Atlantic states, The Smithsonian Tnstitute was es- tablished in 1846 under the will of James Smithson. USE. HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS NOW SHOWING at the EMBASSY