New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 7, 1929, Page 8

— NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1929, | oy 0 ] NG co! AN i QEESESEALL _BURLISHING FoOM EANY The pranks perpetrated on Hal- 3 | % loween night in many instances took | Issued U (Sunday Excepted) ? o the form of excesses that a society At Herald B 61 Church Btrect 2 o to its youth in { W worthy can scarcely 4 SUBSCRIPTION RAILS s . R0 & vea: or note with anything | i $2.00 Three Aunths 1 75c. a Month 1e receive no parental train- Enlered at the Post Office at New Britain S e e i e ing worthy of mention. They are al- | - owed to “just ' like Topsy. | IELEPHONE CALLS reach the po- Editorial Rooms .... | i LITTLE AUTOMOBILES The o <ing o foom aiwais open (o sers i — 15 miles an hour, Member of the Associated Press small quantity Associarsd Vrees 15 eaclus n S » d to the use for re-publication f 1 itself. has been news credited 1o it o therwire | o4 SERa e credited In thi paper and also local & b i mews publisned therein. r othier small cars, s f some of them Member Andit Bureau of Circulatio ave appeared in the public prints. | The A. B. C. 13 a al crganiza el aidban which furnishes newspapers and adver- | © ) isiness of redueing th siz tivers with & strictly honest analysls ¢f | of automobiles hodes no good for the reulation, Our circulation statistics are = | eed igon this andit. This insures pro- ished automobile industry and tection agalnst fraud in newspaper dis- | the gasoline business, but il tribution | figures (o both mational and line business, but promises Jocal advertisers. much for cities and towns which et have been sorely pressed with auto- t The Herald fa on ele daily in New mobile congestion, Automobiles Fr,uz*ca Schuitz's Newsstands, Entrapce | Which take up less space would help Grand Central, 42ud Street to solve the congestion problems - | unle lower price of such cars PLANS T'OR THL PARKS ! tin every e oot of every family rolling game in progress in one of them, the city parks are not crowded at this crage automobile takes up a time of the year. It has often hap- | B90d part of street space; and when | * pene 1so. that little thought was | ©ccupied by only one person, as fre- | given to the parks during the chilly | 1€ tly happens, the result is de- or cold monhs. Most of the planning | Plorable to harassed officials. who in the past has taken place in the |are faced with the necessity of pro- | Ty soning viding the space for the big ma- ifying to learn, therefore, | Chines that plans for parks are being con- | But where a family ean afford to sidered at present. After all, to plan | 0D of car costing the average well ahead in the case of park im- | Price. the same family in all proba- rovements is just as advisable as in | Dility would be willing to own two :,‘ th ic endeavors. or three of the “buglike” cars cost 3 ny other civic endeavo L0 . v 3200, It may yet be AN PAST END PARK sary to widen more stree There is no sound reason for any- o = T one in the Common Council to op- | LOCAL FINANCE INFORMATION ose the cstablishment of the pro- | It isa remarkable thing that nine posed park in the East End, at the [out of ten persons interested in the end of Jubilee street. True, the plot | stock market are better informed re- Consists of only seven acres, but for | 8arding the performances and pros- " ‘the purposes in iew—the laying | Pects of the nation's leading indus- out of a baseball diamond, tennis tries than they are regarding the in- vourts, etc.,—the acreage is suffi- | dustries in their own city. cient, Tt is notable, too, that Alder- This is not unique in New Brita 3 G. Johnson and Walter Falk, | Put holds good for most cities of its wan who have been students of cconomy | 526 The average citizen with money | of late, are in favor of the plan. |10 invest usually is thoroughly ac- Councllman Sablotsky, the other | QUainted with all that is written and member of the special committee, of | SPOken regarding Bethlehem Steel, | U. 8. Stecl, General Motors and all ‘tourse would have favored such a the other top-notchers of industrial | the | life. Tew are similarly advised re- | | garding the financial affairs of their | park anyhow The continuation - city's park de- | velopment is tiut the city should not underlying idea behind the al industries. This no doubt is due to the fact allow its park resources to become 2 3 2 5 that the nation’s big corporations one-sided. This has happened in | 4 i | gain an enormous total of publicity plenty of cities with good parks— 5 n the Y financial columns of the pub- all in one or two parts of the city, |, = lic prints. They receive extraordinary | the other sections heing left minus. too, the In th on all s attention, in statistical aut 8 | utomODIIEs | o01s and pamphlets issucd by large > of many reets it is particularly neces- brokerage firms. - gary that growing youth has a| ., - Y & 2 he| The sccurity market in Hartford, | ance play b safety [@hlaia : i seeglifnce to play n safely. In the | yhere ocal securities are listed, fs 35 d days” the streets ere . 8o0d old days h rects Were | not far distant; yet it is safe to say mg00d cnough, and a game of base- | that of every ten financial observers g “all on almost any outlying street o H was rarely by horse and New Britain, nine steadily have disturbec ; Aisturbed their eyes on the figures emanating | wagon or a rubber-tired buggy. To- | from New York. This is not cxactly day every street Is blocked to whole- | 5 wholesame situation. But there is | g some play because of the rapldly | no apparent way to change a condi- | §.. Mmoving. often carcening, automobiles'| tion that has developed through the that make an appearance every few | yeqre & Joments. Parks, therefore, are morc SN —— B ccessary (han ever before TAXPAYERS AND POLITICS WF v parents know ir The taxpayers' association, look- o y in a city park they have ing forward to an opportunity to he e knowledg € Youngsters are | an influence in the policies of the fu- deserves 1o sue- ayoralty candidates, wisely pack idea, therefor ided not to put an independ- ceed, and that prompil ket in the field, according to - spokesnien for the association HONESTY IN TAXATION An independent taxpayers' ticket Ninaty t of the people are | would no: far in politics. Tt honest is Linder, chair- | would he too much in the nature of man of the hoard of sors, hut ' a landlords' t; and there are esscators if they ca landlords in the eity t arly I llords. With renters the it perfect] lords would b ble to pay ool th ors if the taxes at all on the tenements they know 2 o oid ow T andlords, although ‘ 1" merely ndle t) from THE “SUCKER LIST? their renters he cit we no " smprises | rents 5 \ he pays his rent to the coilectors, A the organi- | it could proved o them that zations whicl. contributed are some | ronts come dow L of the Lest known in ‘ Sieea e . The only explanation t €8 1 ad. ise they are lik to re Some of them probably have c'gns | penefit. A T T on the door re No peddlers | peid, we i e e aaniitted - ofings Homenti ROYS e titer thetn v - O saying t t “he L Sl 55 t ) nest of some of them in th ser in ot Thers reflectio AN 1 p do i grand such as the cor ore in s than he steal car, ta G stor teh o PR upt of radio broadcasters 4 3 e | Numerous “breaks” in the city are | NO RADIO “PROPERTY RIGHTS” | . New Britain Herald /7 i 1 to regard themselves as property rights which cannot be tak- r words, that they ca en from them witho process of klaw—in oth ot be curbed without suchr action being contrary to the Constitution— was neatly parried in the Court of Appeals of the District of Co WNYC umbia, the municipal station New York City, relied npon the property right argument i its at- tempt to gain full time on the air, instead of sharing time with WMCA. e do not agrec with t on- tentior aid th ourt. “In our opinior interstate broadcastin of radio commun ns i3 a species of nterstate comm and as sueh is subject to federal regulztion, It i manifest that in the performance of this duty the commission must times limit the opcration of some of 1@ stations in the public interest.” ‘The expense of ting a broad- casting station is woney thrown away it federal regul does not tion permit its use. That much is granted But the regulation of interstate com- the inter demands that such investm merce in st of the publi ent can- not be considered as a determining factor in the right to broadcast. That is a right that can only come from the goverr The tempt of broadcasters 1o weaken federal regulation would spcedily result in 8¢ haos on the that nobody's broadeasting station would be worth much ATTRACTING SETT 0 CANADA Canada remains vitally sinterested in attracting settlers willing to oc- cupy its vast area or virgin farm lands. The Dominion has had a re- markable diversit of experienc obtaining families from abr to carry out this process success has not been uniform. British im- migrants are preferred. but it has been learned that the type of British mmigrant going to Canada usually hag been raised in manufacturing towns and is not fitted for farming. It is uscless to pl a factory man city \ada o on a farm; he the fir: looking migrates to the Ca at not t opportunity, is for emigrants wh in- tend to settle in the cities. Tt already has several large cities and a large galaxy of small cities, What it wants and must have are settlers who will remain content on the farms the Here was Consider its cxperience with Doukhobors, for instance. a sect that came from Russia and its menibers were good farmers. But the sect had certain ideas that could not fit in with civilized society. The chiet bone of contention was that its members insisted on dispensing with The to Canadians cloth climate. in spite of the Doukhobors proved that man could harden himself to v weather with withstand much c nothing more protecting him than a tanned skin, Canada not experi- is through menting with Russians, however. People from the cold northern fringe of Russia, who are not members of any sect which insists on going about ed, would not find the climate of na the northern part of Canada any- thing but agreeable. Consequently 5,000 of them are en route and despite the fact that they are p these hav- Americanism: Worshioping lh»‘ [ fathers who fought foc liberty, | with dread when the | card announces a Federal | G Who's who becomes mere volum inous each year. but you can't tell hether that indicates more who or | Send atl comnmnications to Fun You can tell a Jow-brow maga. | | Shop Editor, care of the New Ine Tt doesn't ealaust eelt think. | 1ritalm Herald, and your tetier e % almos: | | W0 e torwarded to New YVork. stupid. | everybody say Wadda They Mecan—They Run Well, peace may be everlasting if Things? | Who played the parf of Mary St bt Messrs. Hoover and MacLonald stay | When mere man states in superior | e e e DY IS RRISISISTER with us that long. | way, QUESTIONS ANSWERED [@atvinugan | e it e A G SR e A. Raymond Hackett You can tell the female worm el & You can get an answer 1o any| Q. What is the address of IS DANGEROUSLY ILL vhen it turns it lsn't trying to get | We snicker inside, for we have in |Question of fact or information by|Thomas A./Edisonz | e o | i | writing to the Question Editor, New | A. Llewellyn Patk, West Orange, by o o vou Lnow. and things | 1ritain Herald. Washington Burcau New rsey. Princess Victoria of I'russia in Hos- Ehes Hs ey oo e eiot et ) DaiE e b 2 New York avenue, Washington.| Q. Ts there a city located where I A s 2 : A D, C. enclosing two ccnts in stamps | Washington crossed the Delaware pital—Nature of Ailment e bt ; for reply. Medical, legal and warita; the battle of Trenton in e it hy worny? Automobiles Proo: ply 8 it Diagnosc 5 S o S s T A A ew | advise cannot be given, nor can ex ot Dingnosed. 2 ntist 15 quite a mathematician.» | tended research be undertaken. Al town or “Washington’s| poio Germany. Nov. 7 (—Prin That's the reason t e called| Williame s: he eatracted u|Other guestions will receive a per- ow Jersey, s located | .ocq victoria of Prussia. sister of the professions. They get paii for pre uare root for me yestorday!" sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- former Kaiser and now legally Frau fessing to do a thing, whereas the £ not be answered. All letlers are| ST Alexander Subkoff, is critically ill man with a mere tr paid | confidential.—Editor. here in a hospital. only for what he doi | Eu e . e i » The illness has not been diagnosed S0 . Q. Are Russian rubles of (the but it was believed to be a serious When buyer is made equally issuc of 1922 valuable infection which might neccssitate an. guilty with the seller, of course the |2 Tl e iauo MR ORgLON £l ll‘ff“[‘ operation. She was removed from police will arrest the andience when tenderidnd Ml cre [oreR e e nE 4| her present modest living quarters they raid an obscene show, | Orpington fowls e ot . S % I s il . i Divorce proceedings recently were L R buff throughout the surface, with an Sam IR e e S Srish Sos > undercolor of a lighter, but even S el il v g SN cquglit iy ,,’“' b ik A Ll shade of buff. The shanks and toes Wepl }’ ames o ‘(,’J,‘ rh?":“::‘“ L,m,‘;::”. :L,',l, (1 urther cvidence convict him S vears ago, o n rights as . A o —— princess and estranging her family Corrcet this sentence: “When 1 oand s UGRI ‘0’. H“"Iv.mhh, | Quiney. XMass, Nov. 7 (UP) — His extravagance and various es- suffer in silence” said the wife 2 o el eket which | Private yachts valued at nearly $3.- | capades led to their separation. She [ don't want anybody (o motiee acirs in’tho westtorn states (Cali-| (00000 were threatened by’ fire ::}Y\Il‘lll\‘\d\i:‘)):\(:‘lol{ amiy heirloonis at I'm dc g ST Greten anal e ha o ]vm H G 8 CR G Vetory | to st E chts, Copyright, 1929, Publishers I referred to s “Ghild of the Earth.” | Plant at Squantum last night | — | Damage to the plant, famed dur- GODFREY VS. BYRNE 1 i | | | | | | | | il ndicate 1 name probably originated from the atea s Godfrey, Negro heavyweight, was to 25 Years Ago Today fact that it somewhat resembles a ‘Imated at $30,000. = | meet Jimmy Byrne of Louisville, baby. Itvis nocturnal in habits, | Famned "(!)f"”ff"‘]’)‘:ffl“"‘]f”;“‘ 7¢I Ky., in a 10 Tound bout at the Bos- A certificate of incorporation has \F AN OLD MASRER WiRE T feeds g:d“."s“o‘(;f"d Plants. and) o s menaced the yacht yard basin | L0 Arenz tonisht e tawillborthieln been filed with the secretary of the | | Do ‘A TORTRAT OF A YoUNG e LR e s where about 60 losge vachts and | coond Meetlnm. dudfrey heving b P t f th i A How many universities and | %7 | won the declsion in their carlier state by the Sovereigns Trading Co LADY” ToDkY! abe.| colleges are in the United States? |Many small cruisers and racing | anroior Agent A. 8. Finch presented the (N A. The United States Burcau of |SI00DS were moored. Among the the 105th annual report of the char- | Education lists 813 universities, col- | VAChts threatened was the $230,000 lcreanistionilce jeve e D) leges and professional schools in the | AZeC, owned by Albert ¢. Burrage, t ing the month 112 applications for United States. Of this number 414 | B05ton broker. S h T bl ald were received YO HO, YO HO, AND— are under public control, 769 und»rjm’ “‘t"“rb";’:‘“}’l‘rl')"" N’rw M*”Tf"" omac! roubles The semi game in the foot- | Dorothy: “Helene's honsekeeping | private control and 150 are inde- | P2ratus in this city responded to a | H d h d ball series for the Trinity eup and reelous. Auntie. don’t you | pendent professional schools. [Beneraigalar PROaEEGE ek ITe €adache an state interscholactic championshin <7 She cortainly is a regular| Q. Who invented the clectric in- | s not been determined. o0 will be played at Electric field. New | cificiency expert.” candescent lamp? | e e Dlzzlness Britain and Bridgeport will prob it Martha: “When [ was| A. Credit for the basic discovery | | ably be the contestants. we called them naggers!” of the clectric light is probably due | If your stomach is sick, you are Jl0ce Tumics R e e “—T. I, Bolton. |to Sir Humphrey Davy, an English-| ] 1 sick all over If you can't digest J. 1 Meskill have sone to New g man, who in 1810 produced the in-| vour food, you lose strength, get York for a few days. | THE GRIEVANCE! candescence of a fine platinum wire nervous and feel as tired when you A. H. Abbe left town this morn. | By Bobbe Weeks with & 2,000 cell battery. Thomas L get up as when you went to bed. ing for New York where he will at- | [lizabeth Murry's goin’ to have :‘\g_l;dviov? fim\ "fl\*;l("d his lm\x;n !‘; — | Fo- 10 years Tanlac has restored tend a mecting of the executive | her tonsilitus out, | 1879 at his laboratory in Menl q to health and activity many thou- committee of the National Retail | An' stay right in the hospital, with|Park. N. J. The basic principle em- Cflued F]‘O[l] Rem‘emem [0 sands who suffered i\zst as you do, Hardware association nurses all about, | ployed by Edison had long ' been | & | _Mrs L. C. Unwin, of 28 Federal There will e hearing befors | An' have her mother come to see | known, but he was the first to sur-| Govel‘n S[ate PHSOH St., Greenfield. Mass, says: “Three Justice 1°. B. Hungerford on No- her every single day. mount the enormous experimental vears I sufferedvagonies with my vember 15 on the condemnation of | An' get icc cream to ecat. an stay |difficulties in the development of a — stomach. Reading about Tanlac the liquors seized in the raid on a at home from school an' play. |Practical lamp. s | Wethersfield, Nov. 7 (Up) | Was the beginning of my returr to volitical headquarters in the fifta| An' have her father give ner fitty | @ Whatis the address of Charlic, (paries 5. Reed, former supel health. It put 25 Ibs. on me and I ward on election day cents for bein' good Paddock 2P __tendent of the Minnesota state HNOW it saved mv lifel” It has been announeed that plans| An’ actin’ like a brave girls always | A: Tn care of the 108 Angeles| picon “hag heen recalled from re.| ,, et Tanlac do for you what 1t for holding a parade in this eity to really ought to should Athletic club. 431 West 7th St, LoS| tirenicnt on a fruit ranch in the| 4id for this sufferer. It corrects the celebrate the republican victory | An’ she fs goin’ to stay at home | ANSeles. Calif. oo | Yakinaw Valley, state of Washing. | Most obstinate digestive troubles— Ravalbe o abinasnes | J 5 “| Q. For whom was Georgetown, 4 o relieves gas, pains in the stomach n abandoned from school a long, long while, | = @ G gor ton, to fill the position made vacant Tt et tit The New Britain club will hold | An' have new dresses made for her |2t 1S MOW part ot Washington, iy " ;o death - of his old friend,| 2nd bowels. Tes-oresgenpctite, t : g : S ‘ > 3 D. €., named? kel E Sy o vigor and sound sleep. its annual clection of officers Iri- st by the pile an’ pile | ; oo, | Warden Henry K. W. Scott of Con- Just by P P v . £ s . 1 It was a city, before Wash-| . i;0u¢ state prison. | Tanlac is made of roots, barks daddy could I have my S I asked my | iR s St 2 tonsilitus out “’,' GN"“; "‘r’;’" d “'I'l 1‘"""‘;‘]"""; | of Reed as warden, the hoard of | 2 cents a dose. Get a bottle from > | HELL { who purchased several tracts of land | : e ot Mt ()638’1”1“0”8 An’ he just looked at me. an’ then ;" 28 IS TR I prison directors made public a| Your druggist today. Your money | oot o Wi nelEhborhiooC, statement pointing out Recd's cx.| back if it doesn’t help you. | you ought to hear him shout! Q. How many negroes are in the [ bt g Reed's 0" Tfie Weat},er An' 1 eaid cvery single girl thal| i-pyeq States? How many were | — goes to school with me here at the time of the first census == Has got their tonsilitus out, an’ jn 17902 Washington, Nov. T.—TForecast for g0 [ couldn’t sec . | A. According to the last census| YOUR CANARY SolithierniNew EEngland: fima iy to- (b [ieoulinaVeRtoRitee DREIIIL QOB 0)E there v ere 104601 318 ne Gne ofsthe st tea tistactorss mok oase binds 1a thafoanary[iMost over night; Friday increasing cloudines: an’ never have no . groees in the United States. The y at some time or othe s had one or more canaries, You want not much change in temperature, | OF 40 on2 single thing the way the first census gave a tolal of 697.624 | v i 5 m(m? vare of ou ywy‘_ low to feed :\m. ‘\«VM‘( Xind of cag t ang ature, o on tak | . how to keep hiw clean, well and happy: about his bath, his moit- generally shitting winds becoming| , Other sirls has don:. L e free | nd what to do i he shows signs of heing Wi moderate northeast or east My mother an’ my daddy makes negroes. {| 1ias one of its comprehensive bulleting ready for you: It ls CANARIES, Forecast for Eastern New York: | me mad enough to cry. [77Q. Does an ocean cable follow || THEIR CARE'AND MANAGEMENT. Tf Sou want a copy of this bulletin Falt ithil somehat colderil in)| I Mopesmiztonsilitusiniakes meiithot contolnsof ithe hattomtortdoes|| | Sl puERt e Scekpriteion and tsen S itor il north! portion tenizhl: & K dayt ins| sick 80 1 can dic! : |it streteh across chasms? | e e e e D [T L COTEON IHENE ) - PR asing cloudiness; possibly rain on | But no. 111 kecp on bein well A. When laying cables sufficient ] the coast Friday afternoon or n an' never gettin’ thin slack is laid out to be sure that it f‘A.\J*.'[xvnzs 1_::»\(_r.u; \“fl! ngton Bureau, Daily New Britain Herald, gentle shifting winds becoming | AN just grow up, an’ always keep | will follow the contour of the bot- SR S e my tonsilitus in! |tom and will actualiy lie upon the T want a copy of the bulletin CANARIES, and enclose herewith five moderate northeast of built, and has a large head. |ington was laid out and was named |hed of the ocean at all points. . "carccr at 17 ceptional qualifications. estlons Q. How many seconds and| Born in Clay county, 1il, Reed has minutes are in a year”? had an adventurous career. After A The light year is not a unit a few years at the comparatively of time but a unit of distance; & prasiac task of schoolmaster in In- unit of measurement used by -A\,—;dm-m, he moved to Seattle, Wash,, tronomers to Indicate the distance |where, seven years later he becam light travels in a year, traveling at chiet of police when that port was the rate of 186,254 miles per second. | seething with the excltement of the Q. Are Janet Gaynor and Nancy Klondike gold rush Drexel the real names he | The new warden formerly served actresses? as superintendent of the Minnesoti I A. Janet Gaynor uses her real state reformatory at St. Cloud. name on the screen. Naney Drex- | Later he was superintendent of the el's real name is Dorothy Kitche Q. state at Stillwater, Minn. prison Q. What is the color of buff to the clinic vesterday. t is about 115 inches long. | for turn- es- | ing the World War days, ling out a destroyer a week, wa Boston, Nov. 7 (UP)—Georg: and herbs. The cost is less than Following their unanimous choice cents in coin, or cancelled, U. S postage stamps, to cover A less and devoid of goods L e e B ! gentatin dectn ortionds 1 ing been taken from them by the |yicinity: IFair tonights HEROIC MEASURE careful survey of the route is made | | | Russian government officiala—the |1y cloudy. Ry Lester J. I'enn 'lo uvg\d the cable h-‘lru: suspended | NAME ) Canadian sovernment will pay their | Conditions: A long ridge of high| The Etiquectc Authority was all jat any pmlnt as the weight “ould" | | £ e e | pressurc prevails this morning over | upset. To his jaundiced cye the|sooner or later cause & rupturc. STREET AND NUMBER sistererenees o pascage and provide them With |y "o binory gistricts from coast to | entire world was wrong. He was| Q. Iow old s Mary Pickford? | | farms and implements gratis. EX€rY | coast, with principal crest near | troubled with insomnia: food dis- | When did she go on the stage and| | ey . BooTEons e REERRES) farmer in Canada is worth so much | Huron, 8. D. The main disturbance | agreed with nim: the wife of his|When did she enter movies? 1 am a reader of the New Britain Herald, | to the mation, according {o well- |IOW in progress of devclopment, | bosom had leit him with the warn-| A. Mary Pickford is 36 vyears) st b LS L S s 2 continues with center in the far|ing that she would not return un- [01d- She went on the stage at age | authenticated - statisties; —and e | oy wost pressure s relatively | til his disposition improved. [@eiandibesaniherinotiongplcture) st cost to the government of ob-|low over the lower §t. Lawrence| Something radical had to be| taining 5.000 “real dirt farmers” is | valiey a_lnrl the far Canadian north-J done, he realized. He sought the| . e . 2 bagatelle {o (he ultimate |West. Temperatures below freezing |advee of an eminent specialist. S S B F F 3 "WT,‘ \‘5:17 ,’M ave not actually | ¥eTe Teported this morning from | “You have gone atale” the c. s. uitcase 1mpson y ontaine Foy gains. These o, & {the northern Plains states, 1the | tcld him. “Change the whole order | Russiane, however, their forbearS | northern Mississippi valley, the|of your life. Get out of the rut.| having been Germans who emigrated | Great Basin and the northern Rocky | Go out and do the sort of thing | 7 = to Russia during the reign of Cath- \lf’):l{;\lzl«:’nnnlhfl;’l'?“ . that your suppressed desires have SUITCASE SlMPsoN (\NHOSE FEET ARE THE LARGEST IN ; nditions favor for fthis vicinity | peen urzing. e seine tinc Greatinicstiiniportantiont ot i iR s [RER s S e THE WHOLE TOWNSHIP) HAS ESTABLISHED A NEwW RECORD | liiexbelisie inueniin (ol oSk eToia incas A light almost of madness glow- | FOR BUSINESS DURING THE MONTH oF OCTOBER. Canada is hrough experimenting Temperature vesterda od in the cves of thz Ltiquetts : vith the clothesless variety Migh Low ! Authorit | | _ Ak Atianta . 6 50 You mean it, doctor?” he asked Atlantic City G % 46| w1 certainly do, my boy. Cast " 5 d - Joston 01 4side everything. To put it crudely, | ? acts an ancies "f":y“,":’a be a regular devil J il BT s With a maniacal scream, the | S Etiquette Authority rushed from | By Dot g the specialist’s office. Directly | - e across the street gleamed the | “There are two degrees ¢f bluf— | PSAGES - bright lights of a fashionable rest- elicer and Sheare it ik o3 | aurant. TImpeccably garbed mnn) — e e R .5 and women sat at the tables. The There is some good in cverything. | ool ; 14| Btiquette Authority hutled him- | ind this dollar-down cra is teach- | xof TITE = i 44| self_into a chair and feverishly | ing us not to worry about debt. | New Have : jammed the napkin inside his col- | 3 New Orleans 6o | lar | Tariit philosophy in brief: Teed | Now Yor (4| “Bring me.’ he bellowed to the| the dog well and fleas will g2t { Norfolk, Va 5o | Waiter, in a voice that resounded | Northfield, . \'t §| throughout the entire establish- — Pittsburgh 26| men. “bring me TWO orders of | Every great war adds some new | portland, Me 3 | chiclkien ralad:” | word to t popular \ccabulary. | 1. Louis 3h e | The last one gave us “billion.” Washington The Answer Box X | pre bl Q. T go to the theater quite New York never can compet:| ONLY DRUNKEN “CRANKER" | frequently. T love a good picturc | with Hollywood as a movie center.| Lowell, Mass. Nov. (UP)— | and find all the people in the the- Rrides want their oranz- blossoms | Archie Cantara was arrested, charg- | ater coughing except me. I guess | freshly cu | cd with drunken driving. In court|I never learned how to cough. and | he was adjudged not guilty when he | it is a source of very real em- | You are definitely mildle-aged it | explained that he was mercly crank- | barrassment to me, you may be | {he doctor who dossn't Liow what | ing not operating his automobile. | sure. What would you suggest? | is wrong with you blamas it on the | A. Paint it with iodine zall bladder. | Q. The other cvening some - | % | zuests arrived unexpectedly and | e TR oo Makes You Leok — |5iee i orenare x watcn " of| ounce worldly v.e th = maple nut fudge. What should | it and then « I have done? AR Years Younger|' 3“vitvs. wion toaime: i of yvouth lies in every bo How He Knew! | A bichop is qu new wonderful MELLO-GILO | Gordon: *I wonder where that | 577 encourag Iacs Powder. 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