New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 5, 1929, Page 6

6 N Brit H I | rich many able minds are brousht €W Dritain rerald) . vear upon its probiems. The nush, hush, that has been heard so often Ly those who would have us believe | that the prosperity of this state has MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tsaued Daily (Sunday Excepted) A et e n due to J. Henry's wizardry will not serve the boss's purpose this time It is all too obvious that his insist- SUBSCRIPTION RATES $2.00 Three Months responsibility has resulted in a hack- Toc. = Month ing at the very roots of our pros- _ perit mtered at the Post Office at New Britaln a» Second Class Mail Matter, The logical man to have bLeen senator from Connecticut to succeed PLEPHONE CALLS Mr. Brandegee was Congressman Business Office . Editorial Rooms v 9 o John Q. Tilson. Mr. Tilson as sena- tor would not have needed the aid of a Mr. Eyanson, nor would he The only profitable advertising medium : Im the City. Circulation books and press lave truckled to t room always open to advertisera he wishes of Mr, Roraback. It was because he 18 a man of intellectual strength, politi- Member of the Assoclated Press « The Associated Press is exclusive €n- titled to the use for re-publicat ot all news credited to it or not otherwise prestige in W credited fn this paper and also local | news published therein. him unbehold that the so-called boss of Connecti- suavity, persomal magnetism and one possess shington that n to Mr. Roraback cut was determined to slap him po- litically. Mr. Tilson did not become Member Audit Burean ot Circulation The A. B. C. i3 a national organization Which furnishes newspapers and adver- | senator, due to Mr. Roraback's op- tisers with a strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our clrculation statistics sre | POSition, but he has more prestige in based upon this audit. This fnsures pro- | Washington and enjoys incalculable tection against fraud in newspaper dis- tribution figures to both national and higher esteem, than the local advertisers. placed in the Senate by Mr The Herald {s on sale daily fn o o el Yor st Hotalligs Newstent, "Theey| M. Tilson in all probability would Bquare; Schultz’s Newsstands, Entrance have hecome Vice President had Grand Central, 42nd Street. it t been for tt e nasty opposition of Mr. Roraback, who so manipuiated PUNISHING MR. BINGHAM | the Connecticut delegates to the na- Senator Bingham, who in the esti- | tional convention as to prevent Mr. mation of most of his colleagues, has Tilson from receiving the support of been possessed of a superiority com- the d plex ever egation at a moment when since arriy ng in the up- | virtually all the remainder of the per chamber, is the first senator in | nation wished to recognize the 27 years to suffer a vote of con- |ability of Mr. Tilson. 1t was Mr. demnation. Trul to be proud of. Connecticut, too, |ed the Connecticut delegates against feels the stigma. the ‘om»r nomination, allowing The Senate could not do otherwise | them 10 jump on the Land wagon in the Eyanson matter. The fracture | O71¥ at the final moment. Coming to later incidents, one it is not a record | Roraback, t00, who even manipulat- of morals and ethics was plain, and | enator Bingham virtually admitted | ¢4 only refer to the Rorabackian every charge brought by his col. | 0PPosition to Hugh M. Alcorn as as- planation, that his | Sistant U. 8. attorney general. In this leagues. His employment of Mr. Eyanson was due | 'S 0pposition again was successful, is small comfort to those who Sands of Connecticut Republicans vored Mr. Alcorn for the position. thought to gain by the method em- ployed. What does Connecticut get for That the vote of condemnation | SUch control? The commercial execu- was not a party affair is indicated by | !ives of the state who have been in- the fact that approximately two- | clined to regard Mr. Roraback as a thirds of the senators voting for it | Deneficent autocrat and as some- | were Republicans, some of this| D04y who in the long run is an ad- vanta group belonging to the Progressive wing of the party, Considering the result from another angle, and prov- RF NABLE REALTY The real estate market in New ing the same thing, one finds that as many Republicans voted for the Britain is quite normal. It nced be ¢ pointed out that when censure resolution as voted against |scarce it. The censure vote could not have | market is normal there are a suffi- passed on purely party lines. cient number of tenements to rent Senator Bingham cannot blame to suit the renters, and a sufficient the Democrats; he also suffered at|number of houses for sale to suit the | the hands of 22 Republicans. He | buyers. The landlords and the build- must blame himself and his advisers. | ers and the owners, of course, have | @ different conception of what con- | stitutes normaley; but after all, the ENFORCED CAUTION Both Connecticut and Massachu- | market cannot be in favor of one #etts received a demonstration over | side all the time, the week-end regarding what re- duces automobile fatalities. Tn hoth | has given a square deal to those who states there was a remarkable re- |are buyers and those who are rent- duction in automobile accidents. The | ers. The total of places for rent and cause was not far to seek—the |for sale in the Herald offer suffi- weather was of a type which enforc- cient evidence, There are those who ed extraordinary caution. Even an claim the city, and many another ordinarily foolish driver takes it into | city and town, has been overbuilt. his head that the time has come for | Yet one sees a continuation of build- the exercise of normal care when the ‘ ing activitics in virtually every out- roads are wet, slippery and danger- | lying section. What perhaps is more ous. in conformity with facts is that the It comes down to this: That be- | realty market today suits all tastes. of | e HIGH NOTES FROM CHICAGO As a rule the news from Chicago cause it rained the greater pa: the week-end, at least a dozen per- sons in the two states are alive who would Rave been dead had the has dealt with rum runners, heer weather been favorable. racketeers and gunplay. A city It is not unreasonable to expect where o much shooting originates is @rivers to he as cautious during apt to attain a wrong impression in | “lovely weather"” as they instinctive- | the world; at least, that is what loyal 1y hecome when it rains, When they | Chicagoans think. Chicago, they tell | of do the slaughter will disappear |us. may be the center of gangs, but | hitherto unexplored regions in th automatically. it is also the center of the “I will” — spirit. Those two words, indeed, FAULTY LEADERSHIP comprise the city's slogan. Senator Bingham has received Thus we come to news of dif blame that should be shared by J. | forent type from Chics a Henry Roraback. If Connecticut pleasure to discuss it, Chicago now “suffers” as a result of the senator’s | has the world's greatest opera house tariff bungling, let it be determined And, Chi whether Senator Bingham or Mr. who 1 Roraback is to blame. The blame, in | our opinion, is about equal new Metropolitan Opera House for ns will tell all those New York has sen discussing the construction of a Mr. Bingham says he needed aid | many years, Chicago spent precious in determining the amount of pro- little time in discussing its great tection Connecticut industries re- new asset but went forward and quired, while Mr. Roraback at least constructed acceded to the plan to loan Mr It really is something for Chica- Eyanson from the manufacturers’ as- | soans to hoast about. The opera has sociation. One feels inclined to con- had a huge deficit every year; but cede that the Waterbury Republican | that makes ne difference in ('hicago. is correct in its estimation that Sen- (O that way t is something in ator Bingham is a straw senator Air at the 1 for the representing Mr. Roraback latter should be FROM THE SIDELINES tariff fiasco affecting Connecticut | On this day in various industries, and that the time has places will decide numerous issues to come for Republicans to st con- | the best of their abi Britain trol of the state from the hands of has bes nate in being on the the state boss. As the Republican | sidelines, watck the school and puts it alty ruction in Hartiord with Sen. Bingham was never weighed | 5 vote Norman Thomas. will roll fn consideration for the post of sena-| . *° 0 ¥ & o tor from this great industrial state i £ 4 He was forced upon Connecticut by | “major” parlics, and even casting the state boss. J. Henry chose Bing- | an eve toward \ where. the ham on one basis only; namely, that | ybatiled Democrats he could be depended upon at all| o o times to respond tractably to any pulling of the political strings th the state ruler saw fit to exercise. In | most of these cnumerated places the control of Connecticut J. Henry |and in some others too numerous to always gathers around him auto- matons whose arms. legs, heads— whose whole anatomics—will move only as the controlling political | moments wond till in busine en hectic campa mentior | Meanwhile New Britain in its off s who is going 10 colossus sees fit to pull them. | run for mayor next spring. with no- This one-man control now has|jody know enol=n o ih “onnecticut tossing over rocks that ConugClieulgiosina o % possibilitics (o venturc into the land will wreck it unless it rids itself of | the boss and returns to a regime ml"" prophecy. It will not make a|suhstantially manned by volunteers. | Herald Cl: NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1929. ence on having a marionette of his $8.00 & Year own creation at a vital post of | ge to the state, now have| For some time the realty market T i great deal of difference, either, so | |long as the anointed citizens who [ultimately will be sclected talk | economy and promise to do their | best to keep the tax rate from being | too bearish. | SELLING TOO QUICKLY nkers and other big stock buyers who so ably me to the as- sistance of the stock market last | week a cing blamed for failing to | inue their support; in other | words, some of them are said to | have sold part or all of their hold- ings, which naturally did not assist | the market yesterday. It is curious situation. The bankers admittedly bought their blocks of securities at | | what are termed bargain prices, That being the case, one. would think they would be as interested a§ any- one in retaining possession. Thé pos- sibility is strong, therefore, that they did not go into the market with the intention of remaining here and that they intend to get arlicst opportunity. out of it at the Their function was to save the market last week, not to maintain | its equilibrium permanently. Many | people no doubt would prefer to see them stay longer: but this much seems certain, that they will be heard from again should occasion necessitate it. A MORE EXCLUSIVE SANTA If the Salvation Army eliminates its numerous Santa Clauses from the downtown streets during the week ore Christmas that will not mean the Army will not be prepared to accept the freewill offerings of the | public. The kettles will still be in husiness, and it appears that the only change in prospect is that the men | solation to observe how bri, ergy haulting em Facts and Fancies Nine months working up evi- dence for a raid; twelve hours to get bail; business as usual. Save vour school report cards, son. In after years it will be a con- ence were. Short skirts give them so much more freedom. Freedom for what? Why, to wobble along in high heels, Brief examvle of the way a yel- low stre evidence and we'll arrest them If Mr. Ford's collection of Amer- | icana isn't complete, we know whers he can get a hors pender button “You can't tell what a woman means when she holds out v hand.” You can if 's a hat-c girl. The chief fault of a ¢ mind is that it uses up so much en- IParm waste may be transforme1 into motor fuel, they say. And even now it isn't unusual to change eggs into gasoline. As we understand the {wo groups in Washington, one hopes to mak the other dry and one hopes to make the other dry up. Americanism: Two fleas on an | elephant assuring one big Brief example of law enforcement: | Kicking the cat because you are afraid to hit the boss A cotton-picking scene in a new and women in charge of the reposi- | talkie-movie is realistic in every tories of the off regulation Army costame. It seems to us that that will be an advantage to the cause rather than otherwise. rings will wear the | detail, except there is no feeclie ma- hine to put over the backache part. The uplift might attain to high- er things if it didn't have to use up It is true also that the child mind | so much energy merely to keep it- easily is confused by so many Santa | S€If on the level, ‘ | Clauses in the downtown section. W to his zeal for the protective tarif, | @nd it did not matter whether thou- | have never known of a child, how- Adam sat outside the garden—de- ected, friendle scorned. “I'll bet,” |3 ever, who would not accept the ex- [ he muttered, “I've got halitosis,” planation that the Army's Santa | “lauses were only imitations, and | that the real Santa would be heard according to the statistici Thirty million people buy stocks, nd regardless of what Mr. Raskob says, from in the regular manner. As a matter of fact, it is more difficult to | explain to an inquisitive youngster | how it is possible for Santa to en- | ter a house through the chimney I here aren’t that many sending for Rolls-Royce literature. Maybe they could discover what lestroyed the ancient civilizations if | they would concentrate on a search, when as often happens there is 10 | for tax receipt fire place on the premises or if so, it happens to be too small for a fat Santa to utilize, Perhaps this is going far afield on the Santa Claus topic, and it still is about seven weeks to Christmas. It is not too early, however, for the | real Santa C the dads who | ause: to save up a little pay hie il | {spare change and once again prove | that the spirit of old Santa will not | be lacking. | VICTORY IN THE NORTHLAND The finding of the McAlpine party of explorers for the Dominion gov- | ernment on Victoria Island in the | | Arctic Sea is a sterling victory for | aerial observe, T For two months Colon: 1 McAlpine | « and his seven prospectors, who had set out in airplanes, had been un- | reported and naturally grave fears | were expressed for their safety. To | - look for such a party thoughout the enormous acreage of ice and rock | g however, will impress itself | Canada t as being even more difficult than at- | tempting to locate the needle in the |t |t proverbial haystack. But victory perched upon the banner of the sayed the role of searchers. | | would be casier if the | Ing biased history into the heads of children Beating swords into plowshares d quit beat- Signs are helpful. Without them | you can't tell whethe | place is a cow pasture, a country club or a landing field. that kind of Correct this sentence: “T can ki every girl in our crowd.” said the alf-drunk, worl and that prove re rotten.” Copyright, 1929, Publ'shers Syndicate s young moron, s all modern girls 25 Year.s:A The betting on the probateship g0 7-'oday continued briskly last night There | seemed to be no scarcity of either | Klett or Gaffncy money. There were 26 marriages and §9 *ivths in this city last month A raid was conducted in the fifth | ward today. A large quantity of li- quor which was being kept for elec- along the frozen upper fringe of | tion purposes was seized. Nine New Britain girls will leave | he Normal school this week to en- er into training at South Manche er, Principal Marcus White stated oday. Homer Judd of Berlin, fox hunter, > reports having bagged 11 of the dozen or more aviators who es-|animals so far this s son. Secretary Fred D. Fagg of the Y. | Send all communijcations to Fun it you | { | < functions: ‘Well, get the | Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. It afer and Sanc Why scramble so hard for a place in the sun, And wear ourselves out for it, Folks? A cheerier goal is a place in the fun 'Round about us, a share in the jokes! e-shoe-nail sus- | another the | fellow is going to the dogs be- | cause they observe an epidemic of folly among their fellow fleas, No Thrillt Stenograph “Do you th that office machines will even ¥ do away with clerks entirely? Bookkeeper: “Not much. A man can't get a thrill out of holding | hands with an adding machine or OLD HOME WE By Albert W. Dimon They've torn the old red schoolhouse | S0nal reply. not be answered. confidential. down, The place we loved so v ell And on its site they're building, | You wouldn't know the old place, | d'um theatre” means a box In England and the tates the word used Tom, A modern, new hotel 1 walked across the village green is Where once we romped as hoys; Tom theater With all its din and noise. They've trolley cars and taxis, Tom, | above A big department store theater. They've paved the quaint old rustic fanes We knew in days of yore. acted? Ah, Tom, old fr old- With tears n Perhaps they place at's fit to live in yet d, we're growing ¢ eyes are wet; 11 make that dump a . | BETrER BEAT (1! o (IT'S KT ABOUT TS &5 STAGE THAT SHE. ALWAYS THROWS e \ME_AT wivea} @ Dusty, the Pup The Way It Was! Pratt: “I named my boy Jenkins: “I thought you told me means vived from the black or Stoughten's vou were going to name him after | Jack.” .| Pratt: “Well, 1 did. Uncle Henry's | got more jack than any other rela- | | tive! —-Jane Schwab. THE CITY EDITOR AT HOM ved by Jack V. Castro ! Obse little Helen, climbing to her fath- | | er's knee. “Tell us the one about| g little Red Riding Hood “Yes, do!" echoed Harold. | of | Daddy began: a savage wolf which wi Harold interrupted. “I think you'd | and preten | daughter ded I thought (Copyright, 19 Forbidden) production QUESTION ANSWERED u- | question writing to the Question Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, | New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two ccnts in stamps loving up a billing calculator | for reply. Meaical, N 0 advise cannot be given, information by Editor, New legal and marital nor can ex- | K | tended research be undertaken. | other questions will | tained by the West receive a per- Unsigned requests can- name for | forth; m | rth; me: hut, Yox, etc. to designate i the orchestra During whose was ship cost the cost $2 | ever attained by a deep sea diver? y rank Crilly {on the s of the 174 off Hono- wlu United federal income tax? tio; banks, n In what pictur his first screen appea will be twent December, appearance Steps Out old sereen the Who wrote the Mauve Decade, title The | vears of the nineteer | as mauve is a |as a figure | period. Who were the ology who we with assume | could not be injured by fire or { Stouzhten hottle » warriors and fought They could | seen hottles | of Dr. lick a log came into popular favor in the pres dential ¢ United approximately A lell us a story, Daddy!” begged | 4,000 father and brother | . Sir William Wilde, the father | Oscar Wilde, The children cuddled close, and 1564 by the Earl if Carlisle, viceroy | | for Ireland, for his services to sta- | “How a seven-vear-old girl foiled |tistical science in attempting | the i to impersonate her grandmother,|Wilde, a brother, was a noted Irish was related here today by Red Rid- fsurgeon | ing Hood. The little—— “I don't like that lead, Daddy!” |veredita Who holds the connection April 19, record for the | hold our attention better if you'd|fastest time in crossing the Ameri-| t is a truism to say that the use | M- C. A. made his monthly report | start something like this: ‘Gnash- | to the board of directors yester | A man standing near the fif up ' and so on.” 1 continent by automobil A Harold M. Fenwick, who! drove from Los Angeles to New| York in hours and 13 minutes. Q. Who was Jenny Lind? A A celebrated singer, popular- | own as “the Swedish Nightin- . born in Stockholm, Sweden, in and died in 15S® at Melvern | Q. What moving picture has cost the most to produce? 1 Ben-Hur is the most costly motion picture ever made. The producers are said to have expended | $4,000,000 on it. The rights to the play and book alone cost $1,000,000, | There were 150,000 people in |hr~j cast and three years were required to produce it | Q. What is the heaviest recorded rainfall in the world and in the | United \. The heaviest %or a single day was 46 inches on June 14, 1011 at Baguio. Philippine Islands, The heaviest in the United States in one day was 23.11 inches at Taylor, | xas, on September 9 and 10, 1921. | Q. What was the first regular commercial broadcasting station in the United States? | A. KDKA, established and 1 nghouse Electric tes n- and Manufacturing Company, East | Pittsburgh, Pa. Broadcasting was | begun November 2, 1920, | Q. What is the origin of the | word apostle? | A. Tt comes from (he Greek | “apostolos” meaning, one sent| senger. COMMUNICATED WE ARE ADVISED TO THINK Iditor New Britain Herald, Dear Sir. Being interested in the study of the science of psychology, T was at- tracted by vour editorial, under the | heading “Psychology,” That's All. | I agree with the sentiments vou | express, regarding the explanation | given by the politicians as to the | cause of the stock market break. | From that point we disagree or at least I think you are mistaken, when you state that the late Presi- dent Wilson said that psychology was o blame for the stock flurry. | He might have said it was psycho- |Togical, meaning that it could he | explained by a psychologist but he | would never have sald psychology was to blane, that gives an e s that is the science planation of our ac- he reason that I write this let- ter is due to the fact that I sug- ‘L'vshd through the columns of your paper, that a reading class for study of psychology be formed in | the city and it is my honest opinion | Northfield, Vt. if such an idea could be brought about it would help solve many of | ortland, Me. our problems. Such as: That of the parent as to why their children do certain | [things not approved by the parent, | stealing, lying, cursing, ete. | That of industry—Why men are not content in their jobs, why | they appear disloval to the com- pan obtain full efficiency from their em- ployes. why the company does not That of politics—Why there are ! political bosses, why we have the | Binghams, why the Alcorns are not approved by the J. Henry: in fact, why in a democracy the people do | | mostly cloudy | portion: diminishing northwest | St. Louis not really rule. That of the C. of C. and the civic clubs to do something really wortit while for the city of New Britain These problems and many others cannot be solved by' guessing but, by the application of knowledge ol tained through the study of pay- chology. We have got to think, brother, think! L. J. GREER Qbservations On The Weather Washington, Nov. Forecast for Southern New England: Fair to- night and Wednesday; rising tem- perature Wednesday; diminishing northwest winds becoming southerly and increasing Wednesday. Torecast for Eastern New York Iair, slightly warmer in extrdmg northwest portion tonight; Wednes- day fair and warmer in south and and warmer in north winds becoming southerly and in- creasing Wednesday. Torecast for New Haven and vicinit “air tonight and Wednes- day, warmer Wednesday. Condition The northeastern area of low pressure increased in inténsity and is centered over the North Atlantic Ocean beyond Hali- S. Pressure is higher over the Middle Atlantic states and fair and cooler weather prevails over nost of the country this morning. under the influence of a ridge of high pressure’ that extends from Texas northeastward to Pennsyl- vania. Heavy frosts were reported southward to the Central Gulf states. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with slightly lower temperature Temperatures vesterday: High Low Atlanta Atlantic Cit Roston Chicago Cincinnati ... DENVEL 'S w55 w1 Duluth Hatteras o l.os Angeles . Miami ... Minneapolis Nantucket Nashville New Haven New Orleans .. New York Norfolk, Va. Pittsburgh Washington SCURES SEA OUTLES Hamburg, Germany, Nov. 5 (P-— Czechoclovakia, andlocked, statc vesterd secured an outlet to the sea by concluding an agreement with the Hamburg senate for the lease of certain sections of the har- bor here for 99 vears. The agree- ment was made through a commis- sion consisting of a German, Czechoslovak and a British mem- S| | mer, comfortable with article 364 of the treaty of Versailles. STORY OF THE ZEPPELINS ¥rom 1575 te von Zeppelin sued s first airship nt the Graf Zeppelin in suiling peling s a fascinating one. Our Wi 920 ~that s the stretch of years hetween the time Count on paper util the proud accomplisi around the world. Tho story of the ashington Bureau has one of its in- toresting and authoritative bulleting covering the history of Zeppelin atrship building {rom the first down to the I hical information about Co Yon Zeppeli atest monster of the air. It contains and Dr. Hugo Eckener, tells of the early fallures and successes, the Zeppellus in war, and the sub. t history, including a complete 1o & of the Graf Zeppelin's trans-oceanic and round-the-world fiights. You will want a copy of this bulletin. Fill out the coupon below and send for it = == = == = = (CLIP COUPON HERE = == o— o— -] EDITOR, Washingto close herewith five cents in cofn o amps to cover postage and handlin Iy want a copy of the bulletin STOR ' NAME STREET AND NUMBER . | crry 1 am a reader of the New Britain Herald, n Bureau, New Britain Herald, York Avenue, Washington, D, C. Y OF THE ZEPPELINS, and n\n»' v loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage ng costs —— e —— —— | ward polls tod was thrown to t Far North; but the airplane is|&round and seriously hurt by a spe- seeing the | equally an advantage lost in these wastes. Py BURGLARIFE ‘\ For the last week or two there nounced | was ordered (o return to the sta- ial officer. Mayor Bassctt e officer’s act. The officer on and turn in his uniform and radge. Football has a firm hold on New | Britain fans this year. All of th have been petit burglaries in the burglars were confined to certain coliege games in this vicinity s | city, some of them being attributed |ing attended weekly by New Britain- to boys. At first the inroads of the |ite districts, Now they have begun to | Lhree Boys Held in spread elsewhere, i The public, of course, expects the | police to do something about them. But such a wish cannot be changed Chain Store Burglari Tawrenc Mass., Nov. 5 (UP)— Three Worcester youths we or - cd held for the grand jury under bail totalling $95,100 when they ap- to action as casily as the public peared in district court here yester- would expect. The police, indeed, day in connection with a c have made some arrests; and usually in such cases the burglars remain active until caught a series of chain store robberies The defendants were Stephen Kelly, 24; William Zigolosky, ind Felix Ruben, 20. Each was or The best manner in which to aid | dered held under $31,700 hond s well ely 8 to keep premis guarded, to lock them up effect While they were the courtroom authorities searched them and | found concealed in Kelley's trousers, when away, and to report the a pread knife which had been filed presence of suspicious characters to |so that it resembled a saw. Police the pol The police are ce promptly as eager to nab marauders as the public is to see it done. Cooperation between police and public will, per- haps, hasten the day when the guilty person: morn are privileged to say ‘“‘good | * to the judge. | AUSTRALIA PLANS DEFENSE Melbourne, Australia, Nov. 5 (UP) | After a conference with chief de- fense officials, Prime Minister James H. Scullin announced today that the Australian defense council would be convened next week . 10 consider a plan of preparedness in | event of war, The plan, it was announced would include substantial econo- mies, compulsory military training, ntenance of the efficiency of the itary arm and retention of th ma o light horse regiments which an | ) believed he had intended to use it |in an attempt to es ape from the alem Lssex county jail in oviet Planes Reported To Have Bombed Town Tokyo, agency dispatches from Harbin, Manchuria. today said Soviet air- planes which had engaged in recon- | jabes, Mik I naissance flights in the ooranich- { naya district since the first of the month appeared over Muhling No- | (chilly).” vember 2 and dropped three bombs on the railroad station and divisional headquarters The dis the Russ ch said it was believed fans intended to Muhling coal mines with a view to | | along the| Jardin: “Does your girl's mother | st- impeding railway traffic eastern section of the ( inese ern railway ified Ad dept. | one | Nov. § (®—Rengo news| men, Pat and Mike, both DX fane. iestroy the | = = nements to rent—Heading 69, | ing his teeth in a vain effort to| | “Harold is right, Daddy.” Helen agreed. “Maybe yowd better tell| us about Peter— | “Oh, very well,” Daddy assent-| ed. I “Charging desertion and extreme | cruelty, Peter P. Pumpkineate sought a divorce from Martha Pumpkineater today. Mrs. Pumpkin- eater denied—' “Now, Daddy.” T abhor details of | divorce cases!” Helen protested. "By all means, keep sordid details out | of your stories.” “If you think your four-room flat i3 crowded,” Daddy began once more, “what would you do with a dozen children in a— “Aw, I know that one!” Har- old grumbled “You might make the Sunday supplement with that sensational stuff about living in a shoe, but I don't thirk there's much news value in it! Come on, Helen, let's listen to the radio.” Yes, Indeedy! 1 wwyer: “You say the judge ex- ted your brother?™ Rufus: "h huh, he done sent him to de exonerating chai Susan Hohnes Listening Tn | HJM, the genial announcer of | WRES, told us a new one which we are happy to pass on. It seems there were two Irish-| | “Begob. Pat.” says Mike. “I tuned | in on Seattle lasht noight.”” “Be answers DPat. “that's nothing. 1 shtuck me foot out of |the window and got Chile | | | Get it? | America’s leading industries: 1. | | Padlocks. 2. Skeleton keys. | Flattered? | still oppose your courtship?” | | Howley: “Oh. no. I've won her| | over.” | Jardin: “How did you co it | Howles: L kissed her last m;m‘ KTmnéf‘;illé T;t;iley That Meets All the Trains. By Fontaine Fox. ONCE IN A WHILE SOMETHING HAPPENS IN THE NEIGHBORHoOD O] THAT THE SKIPPER DOESNT KNow ABouT BUT NoT oF TEN. (SFontaine Fox, 1929