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has some of the largest achools in the country. This is easy to under: stand: The wealthy district get the big schools while the poorer dis- tricts get the ordinary type of bulld- | ing. The consolidated school gystem has been identified with New Brit- | ain for approximafely half a cen- tury. That is to say, New Britain | has been 50 years in advance of Hartford educational matters. Yet there are people in Hartford who still oppose the adoption of the more modern school consolidation plan. Why they do so it is difficult to determine, except there are peo- BW Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tasued Daily (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldy. 87 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES (XTI 2 32.00 Thres Months 7éc. & Month | ~Butered at the Post Office at New Britain as Second Clase Mall Matte TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 925 Editorial Reoms .... 926 in " The only profitable advertising medium ia the City. Circulation books and press ~foom always open to advertisers. " [ ple in the capital city who are hard | to move out of their tracks. Like a| fly with its feet pinned to fly paper, ; because :_ Member of the Asseclated Pre The Aweoci: Press 1o exclusively en- “itled to the use for re-publication of Il news credited to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper and also local mews published therein. | they are looking backward | they find it to move impossible | forwara | state again can be quoted, if only to | citizens who are prone to overlook | The per capita school costs in the | o | tickle the memory of New Britain | the satisfactory local situation. The | figures Stamford, $115.45; | Hartford, 110.26; Meriden, $99.64; | New Britain, $91.14; Waterbury, | $90.42; Bridgeport, $53.24; New | Haven, $75.97. In teaching salaries the figures | are as follows: Stamford, $1,889.78; New Britain, 3$1,878.21; ‘Hartford, $1,802.15; Waterbury, $1,708.78; ‘Bndxepor(, $1,769.67; . Meriden, |$1,750.60; New Haven, $1,706.91. Member Audit Bareaa of Circulati ‘dhe A. B. C. s a national organ and_ adver- analysis of tistica are insures pro- spaper dis- and show! dally in New stand, Times “Bquare; Schults's Newsstands Entran +Grand Central, 42nd Street. N SRS aNE Ch RE ADDING TO STATE FORESTS The addition of 580 acres to the Pachaug state forest, as announced by the Connecticut State Park and } | ALL ALIKE The testimony given by Joseph R. Grundy before the lobby investigat- ors has infuriated the West, the Southwest, and the South. The ill- feeling is not contined against Mr. Grundy personally, but untortunately it is crroneously assumed that he represents the mental attitude of the entire East. The western Insurgents frequently ; | have infuriated the East. It might and also is near Beach pond, Which | o tpouent then, that to reply in likewise is large enough to be terM- | g thromgh Mr. Grundy would be ed a lake. a fair exchange. As a matter of fact, The Pachaug state forest Sl e enough to the Rhode Island bound- ary to serve as a park for Rhode b Isianders as well. There is no charge for Rhode Islanders to motor over and enjoy the sylvan glades there on display. The 15 state forests and the 38 state parks in the state are some- thing to boast about. It may be that & majority of automobile tourists are too much in a hurry to tarry long at any of them, but they are there for the enjoyment of those who do - not place mileage above the lure of nature at her best. The weakness in the aystem is that moat autolsts do not rgmember where they are. They take trips of Fhundreds of miles and don't know ow far or how near they may be to a state forest or state park nine- Ftenths of the time. A more thorough acquainfance with the beauties of the state’s forests and parks would | Forest Commission, makes of this | state park near the eastern boundary “'of the state the fourth largest in the state, passing in size he Tunxis ,fores in the town of Hartland, The Pachaug state forest now is 4,560 acres; and in addition to possessing “meveral ponds within or adjoining its borders, it is near the large ..Pachaug pond—which in many oth- | ~‘er towns would be called a lake — is near | | represent the views of all easterners, any more than the views of the so- called, Progressives represent the views of all citizens in the West. All | are alike in one particular—they | have strong personal views which people elsewhere are inclined to think represents the what everyone in their sections also think. Mr. Grundy has thrown fuel on | fires that the best intere#t of the country dictate be permitted to die | out or smoulder. This allegorical fire {1s one of dectional dislike. There should be no room for it in this land, LEARNING FROM THE APE Announcement by Dr. James Row- land Angell, president of Yale, that the university would conduct a laboratory farm in Florida for the study of apes, will probably not be delightful reading in the South, where nobody scemingly wishes to be greatly desirable. They are be- | believe that apes are remotely re- ing conserved for the benefit of all |lated to man. The apes will be the people. | studied, however, because they are structurally and functionally closely related * to mankind, and him in their ability to learn. In other words, there is a deal of Evolutionary doctrine mixed in this that required |enterprise, and we doubt whether agitation to bring | Floridians will like the idea of an bout. Obviously, that refers to the |ape farm within the boundaries of o-called Barnesdale sewer. The Te- | the state. A few such ape farms markable point is that Barnesdale |scattered throughout the South could grow | would mean that the newspapers tiona without the sewer. Citizens who | there would print storles about the jown homes there | | A HAPPY SUBURB The growing and important sub- urb known as Barnesdale will soon serenely contemplate the completion of an improvement considerable resemble to its present propor- had confidence | findings and the people would learn fthat its growth would command city | more than they are permitted to | fimprovements in due time. Mayor jearn from the school books. Such aonessa, Who looked into the situ- :nn ape farm should be established in | tion recently and saw no reason for | every state having a law against ontinued delay in the construction | hinting that an evolutionary doctrine of the sewer, is entitied to the |exists. The only mistake Yale has hanks of all citizens in the suburb | made is not to start ape farms in T lor stimulating the agreement with nnessee and Arkansas. | President Hoover | that as a | the .system gives to outsiders no protec- NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1929. ‘Whether the outlook is reasonable, however, it will require time to de termine. Another generation must pass before we shall be able to see the development of a race of robots, or to disprove the supposition made by the Institute of Industrial Wel- fare. Mass production is useless if there are not enough consumers for the products of mass production. It man- kind is to become mere adjuncts to machines, and the latter ceaselessly produce products in such an over- flow as to swamp the markets, what good is that going to do anyone? This being the case, it is self-evi- dent that mass production will regu- | late itself. No mass production in- | dustry will run 100 per cent capaci- y for any length of time when the demand for its products is only 75 | er cent of capacity. But we have had it dinned into our ; ears relentlessly that the luxuries of | today are the neces | row. With increased mess production must come increased consumption | and increased buying power to make the increased consumption a reality. This will be one of the major problems of the next generation. It already is part of a problem today. | | A HINT FROM MR. HOOVER According to Senator Watson, Re- publican leader in the upper house, | told him at a | private conference that he desired to | see Congress pass a tariff bill, and consequence all senators | should discontinue ‘hurling epithets | and handling each other at arm’s | length, but should get together and compromise their difficulties so that the wishes of the chiet executive might be met. Of course, there were some mild | dissenters. Senators who have been | critically examining the schedules | do not seem inclined at this late date to budge many inches in their criti- cism. Obviously, no headway can be | made toward passing the bill until | the House and Senate schedules | have Teached a conference between the two houses, where the final iron- | ing out will have to take place any- way. To pass some kind of a tariff bill | may not be so difficult. The diffi- culty arrives when the Senate is ex- pected to coneyr in the type of bill passed by the }xouse. That is the yub which remains a rub. It seems much to ask of the Senate to relinquish its opposition after such incidents as the | Bingham-Eyanson affair, There is | still room for pessimism for a tariff bill of importance. JURIES AGAIN UNDER FIRE The recent jury verdicts following Gastonfa incidents in North Carolina has again focused attention upon the efficacy of the jury system. | The charge is made that the jury | tion whatever against inflamed | local emotions. The juries in Char- | lotte, where the Gastonia cases were tried, found the outsiders guilty | while at the same time finding it im- | possible to proceed against local citi- zens who killed a woman during somewhat similar circumstances. A similar case of failure of a jury | to convict resulted in Pennsylvania, known as the Barcoski case. In the | latter case three coal and iron po- licemen - who had inflicted fatal in- juries upon John Barcoski, a miner, during a scuffle at Santiago, Pa. | were acquitted of murder by a jury | on September 28, 1929. The verdia‘; brought vigorous protests from the | prosecutor and the press, and the | district attorney who tried the case | said: “This is the most shocking | miscarriage of justice in the history | of this or any other countr: Current tendencies will inevitably change the jury system throughout | the land. One miscarriage of justice | sunset. | where they will pl Nothing is c and taxes and books written Specialist. pidem in imitation of The “Ask Me Another” was popular | for a time, but eventually failed to | take the place of children. It ran | out of questions too soon. Americanism: A great zeal to abolish all that is wicked: an un- fortunate . inability to recogn lar. You'll notice. however, that bridge player never kills a dumb partner unless matrimony is an ag- gravating circumstance. | I { | Talkies are a success, but using | them to replace movies is like using | a brass band as a substitute for B‘ And let, if the way of the trans- gressor is hard, only a learned theo- logian can tell why Philadelphia triumphed over Chicago. ¢ of the wild animals sleep | 50 it is obvious that nature didn’t anticipate lawn mowers. ‘1t fs especially annoying to have another hunter mistake-you for & moose If you have ever studied the | moose countenance, “If you would scem great. you [must leave your mative soll” Tt doesn’t work in the case of a prom- inent citizen. There is no market for apother cigarette, unless somebody can in- vent one that will prevent tooth de- | cay or aid digestion. And just think, it Mr. Edison hadn't discovered the electric light, chool books would contain no argu- ment for private ownership of utili- ties. Correct this sentence: “I treat | people of my own cla said the traffic policeman, “just as I treat all others.” (Copyright, . 1929. Publishers dicate.) 25 Years Ago Today A Swedish political meeting will be held Saturday evening at the Swedish Baptist chures. It will be a | prohibition meeting. I Frank Ramsdell, a member of | Engine Co. No. 1. was injured last| Syn- ie\‘enm} while riding to a fire. The don't recollect, is to submit in ap- {fork on his bicycle broke and he | pearance to pressure and so use the was thrown forward on his head. A number of local residents )mve' filed a petition with the county com- missioners remonstrating against the | granting of a license for a new sa- loon on Elm street. The petitioners | claim that there are too many sa- | loons in the cily. | The hanging of the chimes in the | South church beltry has been com- | pleted. During the djscharge of a can-| non last evening by the Hardware | City battery, a window in the First | church was broken. The battery | will pay for a new window. Barney Doherty and Fred Jeam the local polo players, are in town preparing to leave for the west ¢ in the Indiana | State league. They will be on rival | teams. i The democrats their | closing rally in this evening. Edward Everett narrowly caped death last evening while pre- paring to mareh in the republican parade. His horse became excited | and reared over on his back, fall- | ing on top of him. hold Lyceum will the Observations On The Weather Washington, Nov. 1.—Forecast for Southern New England: Cloudy to- night and Saturday, probably occa- sional rain Saturday; | | tions cause some difficul somewhat warmer tonight; gentle to moderate southerly winds. Torecast for New Haven and vi- cinity: Unsettled weather with local showers and slowly rising tem- perature tonight and Saturday. Conditions: A ridge of high | pressure over the Atlantic states continues with a crest near Halifax. | A ridge of low pressure prevails | over the North Atlantic states, The | ares of high pressure over the Pa- | cific states has extended its influence @ustward over the Rocky Mountain us to help hi into Grade A. Gillie: “Say, what does she think we're raising, a son or a milk bot- tle?” get from Grade B ~—Leonard Nicoll. (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbtdden.) Send all P.mmunk'nllons to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britatn Herald, and your letter will be forwarded 10 New York. ON WITH THE “MAKE-UP"” Cold snaps affect fun-plexions; Folks, Let's keep on top, says we, That best known brand of *“Make- up” jokes, And use 'em generously! SHARP CURVES AHEAD! Banker (to colored chauffeur ap- plying for a jobYT “Have vou any references?” . | Mosc: “No sah. but ah got a let- tah of condemnation from my las’ boss!" QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any | quesjon of fact or information by | writing to the Question Editor, New Dritain Herald, Washington Bureau, | 1822 New York avenue, Washington, | D. C, enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and marital | advise cannot be given, nor can ex- ‘ltended research be undertaken. Al other questions will receive a per- | sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are| | contidential. —Editor. Q. Name spme of the larger uni- versities or colleges in England? A. Oxford University, Oxfor | Cambridge University, Cambridge University of London, South Ken- sington, London; Victoria University, | of Manchester; University of Li | pool; University of Leeds; Univ {of Sheffield; University of |and the University of Reading. | Q. Isita rule of the Roman | Catholic church that the Pope must | be an Italian? A. There is no such rule, though with few exceptions Popes have been Italians, | Q. What are the largest meas- urements ever attempted by scien- | tists? A. Among the largest measurc- ments are the distances between the | stars and the welght of the carth. Q. Does any religion other than Chrigtianity have the Golden Rule? A. Tt is found in other religions, some very ancient, usually in nega- tive form. Confucius wrote “Do not to others what you would not wish done to yourself.” In the book of Tobit (Apocrapha) 4:15 it is stated “And what is displeasing to thyself, that do not unto any other."” against him. | The famous Jewish rabbi Hillel said Thus I answdr a ring which turns | that he could repeat the whole law St 10 b - WEanE funheD while standing on one foot, “What “Hello s this the |18 hateful unto thee, do not unto Wiggleworth Warchouse | thy fellow man; this is the whole Cothpany " |law, the rest is mere commentars e | Epictetus taught “What you avoid “This is H. J. Octagon,” the voice | Suffering yours seek not {o im- continues. “Very well, Mr. Octa- e on others” (that is, upon your gon,” 1 say. “When you have paid |S12Ves). Philo also gives the rule vyour last bill we will be glad to M the ‘"’““;' form. talk business with you—but until | e e G il then please "do not annoy us with | R L your phone calls. Good-b S iBslhars iBnyonshng o1 e o sty | of making still finer measurements? 1t is diverting to sit then and re- A. Inone of his works Mr. ot upon CRT O EEaboih hatles R. Gibson shows a photo- remarks and “his next move EUiBR A0 Uwo [Rsex 08 maper of upon the amount of business Wig- | C4U8! 19 die qpateite pavg.of & < . , fine balance. A single word gleworth Storage Warchouse Com- || . ; it seen written in pencil on one AsiE e lwilny them, and that is enough to bring “Hello. \}uingm'v‘ & down the scale. The spectroscope “Yeh.” s | will detect a quantity of matter four At million times smaller even than this; I say. “No fair hittin’ below the belt!" 1 OUR RESOURCEFUL READER car Editor: The recent complaint in your valuable columns corcerning wrong | numbers on the telephone meves | me to submit to you and to her &/ quiet litle hellishness of my own | in this same connection. The ,system is to employ the| principle of jou-jitsu, which, if you opponent’s strength Storage | possible | 1 and | end the electroscope is a million times still more sensitive than the spectroscope. There is a heat meas- uring instrument, the bolometer, | that records the millionth of a de- temperature. | gree o Q. What is the theme Ed’s gone out of “Sure, Ed left Tuesday," “Harry go with him?" “Yeh, they went together. There is a pause, and then fellow say: Well, can you that! Thanks, old man. See S0 ) e song of beat | “If I Came Back to You and you | said T'm Sorry.” - e Lt Goca e | Q. Where did the legal fiction 1t 4s usually just as simple and | their right names as John Doe arfd pleasant as that; but if the ques- g & | Richard Roe originate i ' ! hang up ¥ 0y The fiction w: created in promptly. There's no sense in let-| pyoyish rules of court procedure as ting oneselt be embarrassed. And | S8t B R TGl T e the chap. will never be able to Eet| oo gictiondries do not say Wwhy one back. He can't very well &et|yo50 particular names were chosen the operator and ask for that|,,; ji {5 presumed that they oc- wrong number afain. Telephone operators certalnly wouldn't be able | ;14 have stuck ever since, The to get the wrong one a second time. | [ ractice in the American courts was At any rate my plan might clear i |at West Franklin, IiI., RLS | the talking picture “The Gamblers”? | | of naming defendants unknown by | cured to those who drafted the rules | copied from that of the English| courts in colonial days and has gen- eraily been contigued. Q. Was the president of the Con- tinental Congress the President of the United States’ A. There was no United Statets of America until the adoption of the constitution and George Wash- ingtag was the first president. It is true that the president of the Continental Congress was at one time referred to as the president bf the United States, but that was not his rightful title. Q. What is the wing spread and weight of the German 12 motored plane? A. Tt has a wing spread of 164 feet and on the water it draws four feet; the propellers are 24 feet above the surface. It weighs about 25 tons. Q. What is a “griffin"? A. A fanciful creature, half lion and half eagle, reputed to be the offspring of a lion and an eagle. It is found in persian,sculpture, on Greek coins, and a san ornament in classi architecture. It guards hidden treasure, and is an emblem of vigilance. Q. Are Amos n’ Andy and the Two Black Crows the same per- sond? A. The Two Black Crows are Cha Mack and George Moran. Amos n' Andy are Charles J. Cor- rell and Freeman D. Gosden. Q. ~Where is the largest coal mine in the United States? The largest in the United States and in the world is the New | Orient Mine of the Chicago, Wil- | mington and Franklin Coal company which pro- duces 13,663 tons a day GIRL SCOUTS HAVE FOUNDER PROGRAM al- the Observe Anniversary of Birth of Juliette Low A mass meeting of Girl Scouts | was held in the auditorium of the | | Central Junior High school on Thursday afternoon brate Founder': {sary of the ®ay on wh | was born in Sav the anniver- ch Juliette Low Anah, Ga., 67 years ago. Dorothy Seymour of Troop &, Plainville, was chairman in charge Marguerite Sargis of Troop 1, South Church, teld the “story of Juliette Low's life. Elizabeth Nightengale. recounted how Mrs. Low brought Girl Scouting to the United States. lidna Emerson of Troop 4, Berlin. ¢ sketches from chapters of “Our Delightful Companion,” writ- ten by Mrs. Low’s nephew, Row- land Leigh, author of “Juliette Low and the Girl Scouts”” Olive Price of Troop 8. Plainville read Mrs. Low" orite poem, “We Call This Life, Douglas Mallock. Agnes Lazicki of Troop 16, Stanley Memo- rial church, read the founder's | birthday message sent to a Girl Scout on her birthday, Oct. 31, 1924. | The following troops celebrated | Hallowe'en with parties: Troop 1 | South Congregational church, cap- tained by Miss Gladys Hogaboom, | at 4.30 to cele-| S SRR Dog and Condensed Milk Only Clues in Murder Detroit, Nov. 1 (® — A small white poodle_dog and a can of condensed milk, are the sple clues police had today in connection with the slaying of William Par- dy, 22, last night. Pardy was shot and killed as taire in the apartment of three he was playing a game of soli- friends. The three triends, brothers, are Alfred, Phillip and Herbert 8hanow. They are held as witnesses. Pardy was to have spent the night with them. Alfred S8han- ow, returning from escoring ‘a girl companion to a theater, found Pardy's body. The other brothers, sleeping in an adjoin- ing room, said they did not hear the shot. The dog and the milk were found in the apartment, but all three of the men disclaimed own- ership of them. F Police .are searching for the girl Alfred said he escorted to the theater, combined with the Boy Scouts of their church; Troop 5 of the Camp school, Miss Minna Richter, captain, held a party at their captain’s home on Market street with scouts from an East Hartford troops as their guests; Troop 7 of the church of 8t. John the Evangelist, under the supervision of its captain, Mrs. John Peterson, held a party at the | church{® Troop 8, Plainville, witn “lhc leaders of other troops, Miss | Dorothy Jacobs, Miss Viola Petti {and Miss Alberta Wallen, and their troops, were given a surprise party last evening by the mothers of the girls and others interested in tho {Scout work; Troop 16, Stamley | Memorlal church, under the gap- taincy of Miss Elisabeth Fox, had as guests, the parents of the girls. Demonstrations of activities in Seout meetings were given. Are You “Hitting On All Six?” Liver—Stomach—Bowels— Nerves—Brain—Heart— Are They All 100%? Folks, the human body is just like a good car, everything must be in good working order if you expect to get the best performance out of either. | .. 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FATHER KNEW! | | | The teacher of the fifth grade THE KIDS HAD WIRED THE GATE BUT THE POWERFUL property owners tnrough whose land | | after the other cannot fail to impress | regions, the Plains states | legislators in the states which to | Central Mississippi vailey. | date have made no effort to improve | tended by lower temperatures that POLITICS IN VIRGINIA e day when an election in Vir- and the | Was glving out the spelling lesson. It is at- | After spelling a word, each pupil | explained its meaning. he sewer must pass. The mayor took KATRINKA THOUGHT IT WAS JUST STUCK. / is action to provide work for needy itizens who guring the needed employment slack season for onstruction. How an be judged from the fact that the board of public works has announc- d that only the of treet workers will be retained dur- ginia is a local affair seems to be P the street . Not since the early history of necessary this is ate has there been the nation- wide interest in its political affairs d as is the cast this year. That may be due to the fact, in part, [ manif | regular force | that Virginia is the only state this g the winter months. Less scason- | fall which is enjoying he thrill of ble employment in as many lines ubernatorial election. According | possible is an advantage to the city (o the dispatches 8 a whole, and there seems to be “strife and bitter- | ness' is marking the campaign, | 0 logical reason when there is work a close next © be done that it should not he mpted just as long as weather per- which Tuesday will draw to The Old Dominion state has added ; hits, instead of arbitrarily stopping something unique to political history | hen a certaln date arrives on the by having two college professors as lendar. I i the supporters are the regu- 1e contenders for governor's | chair. Thei OUR SCHOOLS AS MODELS It should be gratifying to New itain that its school system com- | the regular res more than favorably with that | counter-ch Hartford, according to the taining means inuendos abound, And: ures that are being quoted by the | taken ali- vocates of the Hartford school would call nsolidation plan. These | That's wha pm the statistics of the State ard of Education. 2 Per capita cost, which has been re- = ——- red to continually by critics of the | A WORLD OF ROBOTS? 00l system, is higher in Hartford | If the Institute of Industrial Wel- n in New Britain, yet the ayerage i fare of Great Britain is correct the hers’ salary in New Britain is | World by 1950 will be composed of ther than in Hartford. mechanical men; that is to say, the e district school system greater part of mankind will be mere ford, it is shown, tends slaves to machinery, “working cease- qulate the construction of large |lessly in the cause of mass produc- 1 buildings, so that Hartford lar Democrats versus the anti-Smith Democrats, who are in harness with | Republicans. Charges, | ges and pamphlets con- | all, it is what politicians dirty campal, | Virginia has come lol ice it left the regular Democratic reservation | arq taken in to tion.’ It is not a pleasant outlook. ' their juridical processes. In Connec- | ticut, where trial by jury is no long- | er a necessity when the defendant | elects to be tried by judges, we can i sympathize heartily with those states | which still worship at the fetish of | the jury system as if it were the |Atlantic City . last word in efficiency. Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLI If Shearer isn't an us somebody who spilling the beans. show him expert, can beat The world has few great leaders now because there are so few indi- viduals dumb enough to be follow- ers. No doubt the pulpit has lost in- fluence, Can you think of any decent thing in America that hasn't? Mr. MacDonald has no liquor taste. It seems to be characteristic of the Scotch arriving this year. Meérgers are just trusts that no longer are wicked because almost | everybody has a little stock. Rural directions: past three camel signs and turn | right at the second invitation to buy Goodyears.” | With the excitement of the world series abated, Chicago doubtless has |reflected sadly that wickedness | doemmlt pay. “Straight ahead | the | One little girl was given | word “bachelor” to speli, and she answered in this wise: | “B-a-c-h-e-1-o0-r, bachelor; a man | | who knows when he's well off.” | ‘Where did vou hear that?” ed the shocked teacher. | ‘I asked Daddy, and that's what he said.” have reached the Mississippi valley and the upper Lake region. Conditions favor for this vicinity unsettled weather with light rain and rising temperature. Temperatures yesterday Low 64 | 58 Atlanta 60 | 44| The statesman of the future will 64 not boast that he was born in a| 20 |log cabin. He will begin his auto- 34 | blography: 68 car family. 56 | 74| | Boston Ruffalo Chicago .. { Cincipnati | Denvér Duluth Hatteras Los Angeles . Miami Minneapolis | Nantucket .. | Nashville . | New Haven ... | New Orleans . New York Norfolk, Vi | Nortnfield, | Pittsburgh | Portland, Me. | $t. Louis . Washington I —Mrs. A, W. Colt. | My people were a one- | | THE FIREMAN'S VIEWPOINT! Matson: “Does your daughter o with a flaming youth?" Greeg: “Flaming? No, | he's just a false alarm —Albert Saxe. MODERN TEMPER! One of those querulous execu- | tives, a Mr. Mickle, was in a nasty frame of mind the other morning, lon account of a compressed-air 58 | drill outside his window. He snapped | everyone off and demanded impos- | sible thiugs of his assistants, the | way he does when he's mad. | At the height of his discontent. |his secretary told him that a cer- tain important gentleman was wait- ing to sec him. Mr. Mickle flew into a rage. “I can't see him—I can't see him he bawled. “Tell him to go to h-lil—tell him I said so!” | 52 We Remodel OLD JEWELRY in the Newest Designs We remount Diamonds in up- to-date settings. We modernize Wedding Rings in Platinum or White Gold. We do fine Watch and Jew- elry Repairing. i The secretary started out. “But | don't antagonize him!" Mr. Mickle | shouted z | Herman Gerber! JEWELER g | ) 'NATURAL QUERY! Mrs. Gillin: “T just received a let- ter from Tommy’'s teacher.” Gillin: “What's biting her?"” Mrs. Gillin: “She says she wants (®Fbntaine Fox, 1929 ® ARCH STREET