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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1929 e e T —— . | e - | New Britam Hera]d:“““”" to defeat the object of the| whether the record of a cemeterythe less he caren for it pajamas on every man in town!" |possible to render them fit for|the auto. Word was telephoned (€ 3 other liquids, The following may [the police, to apprehend the e | scheming in Maine. ould be any more appalling. New York and Connecticut have | HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY ’ | - | R \ ) "Y't e trie : e barrels w nilk | but it was ed that the car l ¢ sterling figures | what is termed a “"working agree- | MORE OF A CURIOSITY! be tried. Fill the barrels with milk |but it w ated that the car ‘ The promises of the power i ter- Here are sor i E — | eatatnave rall nldest enrs. Thed iy PR e et " Junior: “Did the stork bring the of lime and let it remain for several |just passed the poiice lieadguarters | Tssued Daily (Sunday Excepted) s i £/ from ens DAgSNOL SLA RRskoiet) mentl Temiiing BokinE allelis BUf Dadd months, then rinse out well with |No further efforts were made to ar 1 At Herald Bldg., 67 y street | VoV and Public Service Com- | from one pase | Thomas E. Donohue, state athletic A “Yes, Buddy.” plenty of hot water and steam the rest the autoists. £ pany, which is an Insull organiza- | The highest birth rate ever|commissioner for Connecticut “A really truly stork inside for an hour or more The firemen gave their annua tion, and of which the Central Maine | chronicled in Connecticut was in the | 't think this agreemer MaxsoN FoxeALL JUDELL | ipior. “Certamiv. | Q. Is there a restrictiion upon corn roast last ¢vening and hand IBECRIETION ARATEE s - lhsaagssse 5 3 eI e et oS ) Junior: “Say, 't you!Jewish immigration to the United somely entertained a number o ] e Power Company is a subsidiary, has | year 1915, when the rate was 28.4 |far as to uphold the idiosyncrasies of Feepl b ator andlles kid go|States? = {friends from New Britain and othe a been heavily iterested in what | per 1,000 of population. The follow- | the New York fisticuff czars. Send all communications to Fun | | back?" | A, There is no restrictioin on towns. It was a jolly atfair anc | Maine would do in the premises. The | ing year, in 1917, it had dropped to | Mr. Donohue is to be commended || Shop Editor, care of the New || Frances Koch | Jewish immigratiion on account of '1[.‘1 r\lr’k‘ ]l(m\m'l: \\n:'s‘ tlukrn in S - Y } i 2 WG ig 2 roduction race ¢ religion The omeé he initiation was spirited. e iaa ol he Te Omesrat Nerturieis ¢ Service Company bought the But that is nothing to how it | for his independence Britain Herald, and sour letter || Copyright, 1020, Reproduction ic or religio ey e .vh‘ oY e s o lling Himavenc e N = will be forwarded to New York. || I"orbidden under the national quotas o© the ; as Second Class Mail Mauter. controlling interest in several textile | has dropped since that time. For in- | Andre Routis of France, world's inte: A L ettt e e the s osizinate In| g ‘» » ittt mills and ordered new machinery for | stance, in the year 1927 it had fall- | featherweight champion, ana Bat WE HAVE OUR AMBITIONS. J 11928 the number of He ws ad-| Observatlons f TELEPHONE CALLS built Maine plants. | en to 15. As the figures have been | Battalino of Hartford have been | 7 o e gt | Q‘lestionq mitted \(\r?lm\ \l\«l({"\ b 11,68 Business Office Lt I t h e e A v 5 | Q. wat year did the general : Editorial It 2 B it by the | slanting downwards ever since the | matched for a championship fight at |So far we've escaped the political 5 railroad strike occur in the United On T/!e Weflt/ler the Ma Power Com- | high mark of the World war period | the East Hartford velodrome on Sep- 1 | SWQYS e S e e e people voted favor- | it is likely that the rate during 1928 | tember 23 It's not at the White House Beis dn A. In 1804 fn the City. Circulation books and ably for power export large indus- | was even less than 18 A Tamies et ‘ s | 5 Q. Where is Johns Hopkins Uni i Poom always open to adiertisers i Chairman James A. Farley of the | gyt we think that the Fun Houge, | ' 1 n versity located? or Southern New England: Cloudy tries would locate in Maine, and that | But before one grows pessimistic | New York Athletic Commission has the center of jokes, | ] A A. It is located ai Broadwa probably with showers in the nortt | w one of them would spend $6,000,000 the reduced birth rate that|asked Mr. Donohue to stop the figh place to aspire to, | o Monument streets, Baltimore, ) i n tonight; Wednesday fair ] ember of the Associated Press o R iR 1 Mr. Donohue to stop the fight 3 ore, L The Associated Press s exclusively en- [ the fi vear. No names and da accompanies the higher standard of | because Routis is under suspension | S == slig ler; m e A to th se for ublicat Pl 5 e P S nonente asled for S h e o = fting to westerly Wednes ST O ! ven and opponents asked for | living and increased prosperity it is [fn New York. Mr. Donohue has re- | THE GOLDEN HARVEST! 25’ }/ears A 0 Toda o eredited in this paper and s al| more particulars before being con- | worth peering «t the death rate | fused to take action because he con- [ Weston: “There isn't so much| g y Iorecast for Eastern New York BAWARuublished the:cin vinced. The definite particulars, | column. In 1916, when the birth rate | siders the suspension as unjust. talk ut farm relief any more.” | dguo — FFair and cooler tonight and Wed . — h E St s hiches i S o i Gaites: “No, the farmers don't| . csday; fresh southwest, s g U 3 owever, were not forthcoming. was highest, the death rate was 16.2 | The history of the Routis suspen- L £ The Elm street baseball team de- | e84 T putipELe e ¢ Member Andit Bureau of Circulation | i Hioh i i 0 5 o v need it, now that the Summer| SS— ferte e Cou ;i i west and northwest winds, o The A. B. © nal organization \ner in which the voters| per 1,000 population. This was not | sion dates from the Max Schmeling | boarder scason is over!” | featediihe (Court slrcats hYnisee For for New Haven and vi R turnisher | sat down on the plan to raise the [due to the war, but the deaths oc- |affair. Schmeling was managed by | S | QUESTIONS ANSWERED "‘_m'f““(: LoRonksns Walaih Hill | inity: Fair and cooler tonight an¢ isers with a R P S [ Sonhe i , | ) g C aturdd L 1t o fewistion: O gasoline tax from four to five cents | curred in Connecticut; and as a mat- | Joe Jacobs, and refused to fight | You can get an answer to any | A jeeting of all t! rohers of | YWednesday A ) based upon this audit res pe0- | aguin illustrates the unpopularity of | ter of fact, this was a lower rate | Phil Seott, an Englishman directed | question of fact or information bY |in. pullic schools w Hidiagin meoooditlona SRR aXee ot t i totlonann nnt SRS . S TN ey B G T (REARY writing to the Question Editor, New | g arintondent Stuart’s office’ this|Pressure that was central yesterda: AR d A e s g e A s Britain Heraid, Washington Biireau, |nrtacnoon at 4 orclock M orning over the interior portion ocal advertisers. five ok e would At des ot o X 3 ) < g " [afternoon at 4 o'clock. Lk Y fiv nt gas tax would | The highest death rate in the state's | The New York hoxing czars re- 1322 New York avenue, Washington. [ mye portraits of the republican | ©f the country, moved northeast > keep tourists out of Maine probably | history, for instance, was during | taliated by suspending Schmelir D. C.. enclosing two cents In StaMDS | cardidates for president and vice | WArd 2nd now overspreads the Lak: G 1“: ::ernm is on sale daily was not a ermining factor, at| 1891, when it was 19.2 per 1,000 | his m e R e | for reply. Medical. legal and marital | progident on the republican banner | "eEiON and ]r:n :ln It m-o]\hhvr . or e : | S | D £ advise ca rcan e e St e s oW nd thunderstorms during " Bquare; Entrance | least not half so determining as the | population. In the death rate | fighter identified with Jacobs' stable adylasicannot behstyer ANors which were unfurled last night were ¢ s A Grand Central, Seit e ; e e tended research "3 undertaken. Al Liinted by Willinm € the past 24 h from s re that four cents a gallon | was down to 1 r 1,000 of popu- | This includes Routis | other questions will receive & per-| ha loecal militinmen Eonic s castward to the Atlanti Ty e T A | ough to thrifty Ma resi- | lation missioner Donohue | sonal reply. (insigned requests ean- | nioney due them from the state and | “%5h ‘«l" sl : _1]\ goxen '}h“ ltk]' The new chairman of the Reput ents. And the same time $10,-| Fewer births and fewer deaths! () SR AT |not be answored. All letters are|from the war department as a re-|'°8 G e ot ""W oS confidential.—Ediior. sult of last week's mimic warfare, (Atlantic states = TOWER (DO ading the interio {ures are overspr districts eastward to the Appalach ian highlands. Conditions fav ean national committee supposed 1o | highways and 35,000,000 for better They had one pay day while in camp when they received their “cunses !l 1F 1 ony Q. What is the meaning of the UNDERSTOOD THE MORSE name Selma Iahrenthold? it e, CODE T COULD FOlL THAT A. Selma is from the Hebrew Routis had | N AN' SAVE TH' ‘an ans pes Pahrenthold is outis had SRR T A and means p Fahrenthold i vanced, the total of ma Huston of Tenness pay particular attention to Republi- | bridges. Maine wants the roads and South. Meanwhile | the bridges but i s have | Routis cannot he held responsibie not! In 1927 there were 12,150 mar- [ ror i 000,000 was voted for improved | Although the population has ad- |of Routis because he claims that | | money in regular army style The regular mon the hoard of dircctors of the New ons of r for this vicinit; Jowed by fair ant | iy meeting of 1920, es in the st 920, | especia not anxious to | ria but 1 st nel ‘can gains in the Massachusetts and Rhode Island still | pay for their upkeep through too | when the population was less, there | nothing to do with the refusal of | s D = German tami mefendimennain | HESEGE SRR NE et eooier f n « { high a gas ¥ s human W © 387 arri eS; anc 3 9 ~ = n& forest 3 X s ey ¥ Tem itures sterda give evidence of running wild high a gas tax! It is nan nature | were 14,387 marriages: and sevefm | sehmeling (o fight Scott. The same ( pir or\\r . the ruthor of the |Dren adjourncd to Wi mperatures yesterday: o et = | all over again | other years provided more marriages | nolds good for Jacobs, the manager. S "l‘l’m“‘l“m" 0 ""‘” i of | September 21, at T:20 o'clock e H 1 “0¥ Perhaps it is safe to wager that| E - . than in 1% indeed, every Year | Jacobs tried to (R nature makes the whole world kin?" r:'\“ rooffol ithe brass oUDCy oL linntic Cltyl - 5 among the {hings President Hoover | WELTE AND ROGERS MIGHT | since 1916 did so with the exception | rignt scott | A. It is from “Trolius and Cre- | 29007 L utlnoston i tle boy friend in the STAGE A DEBATE of 1918, when there were a great i . by Shakespearc : s : S | Buffalo il told his little boy | | As long as Routis violates no rules Q Who! is. “Death Valley|2nd au sent’ din Sfromifnyics o 50 mountains of Virginia was that no At the moment when Dr. Herbert | many young men ay from home | i, connceticut, and so long as Jacobs | _\.M"'“ ;m\ ” o s attacl 18 the it boy who has not mastered reading | D. Welte has been telling the future | and their swecthearts conducts himself on the square with A HTai e bl name s Sevaterl (R R S ST DR SRt . At : o o the | school teachers at the state Che S N istoacs |y IR . S i 2| to \s also sounded : and writing ever squeezed into the |school teachers at the state normal | The divorce column from this page | poxing in this state, there Is no | | ronell Scott. Years ago he discovered u | Sf, SOME WIS 850 SUREC TR ¢ White House when he grew to be!school regarding the high ideals to- | is another eye-opener. The first time | roung for the state athletic com- gold ine somev }1; in AU | own and is used in the manufac- - 0 1 t 1 i | s e ) Valiey, California, wheh et] e 7 7% [t a man. ward whi hey should strive, along | the state took notice of divorces Was | | iciionar interfering with them Dusty, the Pup s oWl e ture of spring heds. e s or Rot ogers, professor el n 310 were listed for the | mp . now vork state athletic com- A CHriD DI o with quantitiies of gold which = L | [Mniandl sl e . : of English at Massachusetts Institute { year. The figures have increased | | 4 I 2 spends lavishly. He became famous | | ; k Nantucket X G G Voliva still insists mission, inflated with an assumption | Vi 381 | he keys rooms in which Wilour S Gl ol s oS } e : | snore or ki G . Buatt S : 5 | BEMERSIS! when he chartered a special train || ; Nashville ; .| of Technology, and upsets the bean | inore or less steadily every year, un- | o R et | B biEe M) ier e el A the world is flat. But what he fails | i of importance hecause of the size of By G uerst e T e e s Ty T Sbedites 1ain 15 how the Graf Zeppelin {(ES\ 0088 agall | Mliinstesiithere werefisa divorcesili e atate: in’ which ‘it upsets appls b i omal e s e adavess 2o dtheys havegbecn Seleaned D, Wil iyena Orleans o to explain is t 2 | Protessor Rogers, anthor of the | the highest on record with the vx e : omell The rain is raining all around, |is Ryan, California ; "”“”fl””‘l“ storm last night Wil-| o\ york s2 s | carts, has an idea perhaps that the et ie ey : s jam H. Ibelle's n Corf s Ll (0 GRS | famous snobbery talk of some time | ception of 1920. when the figures| 4 On prunes of low degree; Q. What s tne walue of @ B IDUR 2 SRR S RIS B0 LEL e 0 Notoliy Va G S S s = = S hinterland needs its advice. Many a | But I am in my limousine, grim half dollar dated 18202 ley Quarter road were struck Y| horiang, e o g One thing In Mahe agatnst which | b2cky was in good form during his | Were exclly the same i Patfoutts. | saboumbes Tea| | M6 never wains on wis! e 2htning and burned to the gr S e : ne thing in Maine against wh SRt | | first class fisticuffs encou s t n : 4 O five cents. : ¥ I ateabath ppsnn. ) i Wellesley address. There arc| It is also learned that there has A 2 5 The total damage was estimated at - o [Wellesley/ ELll IS faddress SThere ar re has |, oon fought outside of New York. |, Q. What president of the Ur e Washington : a2 7 there seems to be no gencral objec- | | not enough men teachers, said Mr. |been he world is full of a number of |States first occupied the White steady decreasing percentage | tion is to stage a state election while | 2 i | And the Iast Hartford affair e ” e it S i e AN e : 5 " ™ ¢ | Rogeds, and as a result the boys of | Of marriages to divorces. It used to | & o e reclay | House ; hard during this week for i Lawyers Must Pay Bills tourists are still present needing at- = | promises to be added to the list. {I hate to take time to go home to A John Adams was the first g E R = =) iR the nation have not heen taught to | Pe—in 1919, for instance—that | Ty e lad I e rene . TG W game of the season, which is to br Due Court in 30 Days = a masculine manner. Hard words | there were 18.1 marriages to ecach | v or s House, holding & New Year's recep- \.“'\1 lm_ ,“,!-\” '\‘:\ “r "x] £ 1a No N ormin el linyerel Inini these | givorce. In 1 the number had l{F L3 {The newest jazz 1 always know tion there on January 1, 1800, AHEIN e I celnlei ok city that they must pay court cost Between all these real estate suita |G G (O 1 acts an ancies \nnl_\ |\M’1 B0 ot sk 2 rxm._ : Q. }1?“ BIE IR rbaid e Hoouen s e e e ol s DA L E RS S IR . | % And eve nigh hen ve o J S on = D st 0 i n ) days after the s have bee and the court actions over damages | American thinking is| Enough from one page! There are R SeR was born' August \10,f .= in 216 light, a flarge white Loco- | sent to them has boen given thex fom e I King, ncule: 0pa | — L) Tkl 1 L, t r b i B8 inflicted by automobiles one be- | feminine thinking, inculcated by | 263 pages in the book | e 2 b .| I get a movie after food! (& T hat e on L b s {fonliE Swept crowded jumbo iy letters sent out by Court Cler: oo Vondse howitiathatlagyers | o i eachens hlehlvicompgtentin S Warjand Moy on T el BAE i e movie D © e %ONE ©f fear which had stopped at Washing- | imil Danbers, : &ins to won w it 1s AWYETS | jotail, immediate in its aplications i [weakness. They always fail to get} 28 S LD e s ton strect last night at 7:30 o'clock. | It is claimed that some lawyer gtill find time to Keep an eye ON | rigidly idealistic regardless of the | SOMETHING ELSE TO the higher-ups. Mvgbechisdlitoge Sateinoay 8 = oo forthe gvlle d down five men who weré |have allowed their bills to carry or ons in the | L It holds our stock when agents| Q. How many p politics. | working facts, and weak on critical | BLAME ON THE AUTOS g 1g on the running hoard of il the costs total approximatels | examination.” | A republic is a land in which pasl Unitsg §tates e MR oSl (O Fo¥ o R io fined s 1. When the ¢ 5 i = | tion Toud lamentations about poor | i TEEPHG B ST cleantiness | Nurse wraps it in my’ sailor coat, |mental diseases? RECRE R e e R EthaliE s ate otinad o s : s 10« le | OIS | e s gors on the ear learncd of the | October court clerk or juc The first day of achool usually| This seems o be a slam at {he en. | DUSnEsS that are heard from Coney | won't let the others play in dirt And hides it there till dark A. The latest compilation by the ProstREEE O THE BT e ! eourt elerlc ot it Y : & O ekl A et 2 And sometimes things to bed T take, |bureau of the census enumerates |Fo8 50 2 AR Fatyhcan LAEGROL AgnUL NETANY feaches the pupils nothing, but|tire feminine teaching fraternity, e o pLetol As helpful children have to do, | 267.617 many ["(‘;“‘ UG N trd | not recognize any motion made he 4 ins! he men who were ru heara | You can travel so much faster ning fore court hy a delinquent attorney | ! volume, than similar dirges teaches the school authorities that | but more especially at feminine B e el it out tre o eo|Beihapsialfue OEPAthepsmalke Q. Are snakes blind while shed- from most othe sement centers. | o 7 el e hele oy ' dir heir skins? i o more rooms are needed teachers for boys during 1 1010t | Lo osUoNE DS EIICHE CCNEOr S Hitn sl v the wind/sl blowing; Perhaps a flask or two ling ‘r“ ,'f skin How often do = SE R R 2 t has been a bad year, a | S they shed? = cent period. We note that the chair- | II” hi; ’n,v" ,:vm(]»-‘:r;,{ml? accord- | S v.m”fi»»h;“"w N HOW IT HAPPENED! N e e e e e e e Another perversity of the weather | man of the Boston school hoard lost | & NAESLEOS e di FEL N‘Mm o for| Burke: “I was arrested the other MoOTe times a year. Just before seems to be that when the cropshave [ no time in agrecing that boys should | ©atehing devices, the hard luck hasj, = o, o day for knocking one of my own |Shedding the outer skin is looscned Copys R T | failed to grow for lack of mofsture, | have men teachers before they are | POt Peen due entirely to the wrong e teethlout e 'r“",ln"“v Iher Brosthaandea |8 o tor i e it rains aplenty when the harvesting | 17 or 1% years old kind of weather. With something of | Success: Quitting the farm to be- :0“ How dia that bappentip 100 0 D0l 8200 e "!"""’\"" it maps, works of painti seulpture models or de ; | an acc ’ : 3 | come & banker and! get rich enough | \Durlke:silimia dentist and anetos) Lo 2l y b\ art, drawing or plastic work of A scientific or technical of the stumpa begins. We do not intend to be the um- ;m Aegor T vl hh"m\%‘c mrlo""‘(o e ,mg my patients refused to pay his bill! | This 0il is opaque, and causes the toons, photographs, prints or pictorial illustrations, eng g S | pire in this warfare of scholastic | 3tuation upon the increasing use of Y Frsonid B | snake to look milky. It forms a on picture photoplay wtic and dramatico-musical ¢ | AT ver Ty Anarenn kin Trade Marks Litrary words or symbols actually The Kansas City girl, who had 450 | opinion. We know some school | N® automobile. | The long-tailed evening coat s = of merchandise t © where they camo from and who THAT 1920 AMERICAN CREDO! |Shake Dlind for a day or two pairs of silk stockings does not seem | marms and they are good looking | Listen to Samuel Gumpertz, presi- |doomed because so many of th g Q. What were some of the R to have been advanced enough to|and agrecable. By stepping where |d€nt of the Coney Island Doard 0"1““:“‘-“}1 At JoolsEeet o Dot - P e largest sets ever built for moving || COPYRIGHTS AND TRADE MARKS. Fill out the coup | i 2 _lant than waiters. B i or it walk the streets with bare logs, as|angels should stay away we realize | Tr2de and owner of the Parkway | ot Reflecting more of the mental | PICEUT ] e S Tk : Rl e sets used in “Sunris e = s iR GO R sl many a demure maid has been doing | we could lose valued friendships | DAthS TUSRaIINn (haRatater o el dh ol RXOResses PRI Esenvon lan i nR GOl v S ee s ,,H',, s .‘”:, i ¢ S lately. o e e e things he does now because he is|OWR country: y e v et | COPYRIGHT AND TRADE MARK EDITOR, Was) ) Rureau K ' “Tlley lcomel here | in! those little!|Henyscked he onces did because huje. Thab when jasisnbstibute for gasosiwofe Seortinnnit * Another: i : — prafer to lca hessilct o i GRS e A e [1ne will bo invented the Rockefel- |CO8t of $200,000. ~Another e a 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. Parhaps the delay in naming a|Welte's attention; or perhaps Super- | food and bathing kuits; And they unc Linhy lers will lose their fortune, and that | €00 LTI gase ant i | 1 want « cony of the bulletin COPYRIGHTS AND TRADE MARKS and new superintendent of health is due || nt Holmes might find time to | d right in their cars, It is dis-| The ideal of civilization is to|Mmany substitutes have been invent- |18 A% € PR, (RS L Flc | GO L I RO R bl L L L L graceful. It is indecent. The police | produce a man with the perfe -t {€d. but the inventors were bought| et S o l"‘“ DENID S CONREEPOAtABRS A UEr T IR k pole vault record? A, Fourteen feet made by Sabin | W. Carr of Yale University, May to the fact there is no particular | put in a virile word to counteract of | Off by the Standard Oil Company. | That the medicine didn't work | because it wasn't taken exactly ac-| and the magistrates should stop it.” | poise and placid contentment wild animal epidemic of anything in t n he effect of Professor Rogers' u . ) | J I | don't reveal a good figure or hid - Kind remarks | But that complaint is not any. — ‘ z (1027 s MAINE CONTINUES ITS A8 for the multitude of he-men in | where as loud as that emanating | The objection fo pajamas for|€OTAing 1o directions = = | "g " can ola vinegar barrels be|| |ciT ST HOLD ON POWER the Juncheon clubs and elsewhere e s et anpaeisdlimasculine Sstreetiwenr His ehat Sthiyy o ’ e | nsed for other liquids? L I am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. | A. Vinegar barrels become im Greatly to the surprise of who ve been raised under | who do not provide bathing houses, [o hum one. That the youngsters nowadays x Vo Frrr I 3 = Tha et e oo e such an extent that it is almos - been investing heavily in Maine's | think their share on this subject; ' emporiums designed to extract dimes | Americanism: Howling “paternal- That any druggist can recom- | mend something as good for a cold, e |ism" when the Federal Government 3 a he hope that axs Flaome of themthl otiProo |t :::lo;[p;::::n“vr:.‘v:‘.‘,w, atan ex ko of them t 1y? Pro- | from the pleasure-bound AH‘O]S"i(f\‘MN e e i local affaire; |2 toothache or a headache as & test . & B tai 14 vastly increase | feasor [2ogers we woi io aur- | never get their machines off their 3 S oS e e 18 0d o R cany H o) howling for & congressional appro- | doctor car Aunt Eppie H he Fattest Woman in 3 Counties. By Fontaine Fox. bl pe o never et (hel machines oft thelr | nowiing for & songrossional aporer| S QL | o gives one o Al Eppie Hogg, the Fa Y M to change 18 At etiie e i e e [ ticket he is looking for a five-spot. : he barkers, and are as tight 2 o That anybody, if caught young 7 y ¢ exportation of power from the MARRIAGES, BIRTHS AND Yankee farmers when the opening le ioke for today: e claims|enough, can be taught fo e BITTEN BY THE PREVALENT BUG THE SK”’PER ESTABLISHED state. DIVORCES IN NUTMEGIA offers itself to play sucker. Besides, (s Fe seant | Dlay any musical instrument Y fers ftself ay ker. s, democrat, and he doesn‘t Play @ sical instrument. (o] [} A A Wi o T hias thAlmalotity 9E i e orera %4 e e e G lo be a democral, and he Qoce| That a fireman would rather go| A NoN TRACK JUMPING RECORD WITH THE. CAR LAST WEEK an coming to such a place with [even know how to pronounce th | ook it to heart that the “Ir tistics T A e family in his car I8 less |word deficit.” to a real fire than be fooled by a | S | alarm tion” of the state was imminent, that | S0th registration report the Public Utilities Cor which is designed to protect th ple’s interests, wounla be of no f get rid of his week's pay, as That a package of love letters, 'l.'i 2ot hold of by someone else, always | has a monetary value. | That colored people often get them- horse took longer to get you n arriages, divor nd ths for | he invariably would do if he were you didn’t have to ©.Too often, alas, the wife in the | half-way back to hitch ¢ sued by i 11l the money and prefers to | y : ‘o will | selves deliberately run over so that to regulate power export. All of € hoalthDhe | Spend ta few cents 2 | Doubtless our grandchildren will at g D xpor ¢ 1 pend a few cents on toys for the | O8I LT the more if they | they will be taken to the free wards which was In line with what former n compliance with kiddies and let it go at that. The | gt finish paylng for them in the hospitals and there get a lot Governor Ralph O. Brewster held not contain an | wife, too, is custodian of the edibles of delicious white meat of chicken | out; and most people Maine ate board for the | brought from home in the car, and| ©ld timers went to the drug store ””I"‘- ; : g Aol edls oot That if most modern housewives think Mr. Brewster knows what he t. The reason for whole fa GO oAt || AL D W L e e | 15 talking about s self-evident—to compile | patronize even an eater Vith s | i lost | £ a i ler mpile | ¢ v an catery. With such low come I always find Mr. |08 | The power interests have done | such a complete inventory of vital | a nt facing the amusen Smit »" agked the collector.| That rich people never pay any| 1sement | Smith out?” as | their best and have failed to shake < is no job for a few day wterers—all to be blamed on Henry | VIt is remarkable” said AMr ":\‘""(;“T] fothein hasiesand fihst i S o % me five vears to|the children grow up caring more public confidence in t Fennala [ Re st {abiiationt Ky (he Atateror| Bora and the. General Motora ana | Smithigsichtookime Liivetycars Site L D g | A e R il o L ! find him out.” or their nurses than for thel ch for 20 yea s sought to | such statis gan in 1848, but with ' some otherz—the world is changing E mothers conserve Maine's power resources for | the passing years the vhere the dimes used to disappear| The recent failure of dirty books| That boys who work their way | the people of Maine, The Smith- | reports finally produ with utter ndon and plays is like the failure of war- | through 'mlrf; aly do so by ; 7 D « | waiting on table, attending furnaces Carlton bill, passed at th t ses- | volume h Chairr n N : ¢ < {time idecalism e abnormal s s P olu i virm. In New Y i way, it seems or getting commissions from laun- | thrilling, but one fed up is utterly | antomo- | faq | dries, | | That the hoochie-coochic is so #ion of the Legislature—wh (0 be legal to undress in way lasted 103 hectic days word in completeness and | bile so long as the shades are pulled e have permitted the export of con until the next report | down. In such a case, the judges| These Ildiotic yo-deo-do songs familiar to the gentlemen of the | p . idges | SRt Oriental countries that let a givl lus power,” hut not by the com- | Some years henee. Will s Well- | have held, the automd " " |serve one purpose. The applaus plus power,” but rs h William €. Well- | have held, the automobile becomes | o (0 5 "o in the audience |Shake and wiggle herself like noth- panies producing it. Such surpiug ing director of the burcau of vital a domicilr Are drunk enough to! be maudlin, |ing at all and the men will still go| H power under this bill would have statistics, refiects some of the glory | It might as well be legal every- | - their way without so much as| béen exported by cor es formed | Incident 1o presenting the state F1t6oa tmotort || What ar worldi N Getting rid forl(vouehsafing nEr Al o0kl e R e ir cars as o |lquor was to lessen the country’s Mot | b A o ©carsias i i and now listen atithel| N TED DAUGHTERS | would first buy it under state regula- Anyonc wishing to k vhat's wi micile at one beach motor over 10 | qarned (hing | susan: “It's awfully hard on a tion from the producing companies. | In births in fowns hy er, even in Connecticnt BlElt2 lave o BhSn Diether ! Put to a vote, as stated, this plan has | ents, the number « - ct sentence; . Ay ‘part Helen ot gs epnine s nethcts ; ] e e e e one into history as a neat atter or ton years, the ¢ TELLING OL NEW YORK i B SIIEEE L 5. C r & 0 s a A f . JUS she, “and 1 wouldn't mind giving | S ehd s | o accomplish something indirectly | by months a S Pangediny O MIND ITS OWX U e | = | which could not be attempted direct \esce, Widow | widowers 1 The New York Toxing Commisston 1529 Publishers Svndicate PROBABLY NOT! The clerk ina men’s shop (so it is Iy by counties, divorces, | has been told by the one-man hoxin — | . 3 ' livor ; Do (et gy 15 CARS DERAILED alleged) brought o a young wife, : AL 1N an eilo nasuin el thnte cetnnt e ey of | commission of ecticnt to mind |48 S 10 —Fiftesn cars, |100King up some pajamas for her 7 recent disclosures of manipula- | scores of other facts of living in Nut- | its own business and not try 1o med- |41 joaded with coal, were derail i| husband, a pair of silk ones pricad | b ; : at $26.50 | tions of power intercsts and their | megia, he nced only refer to this | diein Connecticut affairs it 1:29 o'clock this morning at| @ t ; | The lady declared that they were Thé more the aver- Berkshire Junction, three miles east| its Whic i this city, when an archbar on an | too ¢ propaganda did not set well with the z ik majority of Maine's voters. These pagés is a panorama of figures and | age Nutmegger interested in fistianiu r‘m bound freight to Waterbury| “AR, but madam.” said the cletie| revelations undoubtedly helped ma- | facts that stir on¢ into wondering | knows about the N. Y. boxing comish [proke. No one was injured, lpus“m\dy' “you wom't see thes ¢ {