New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 6, 1929, Page 6

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Our eliculation statistice are _based upon this audit This Insures pro- tection agalnat fraud 'm newspaper dis tribution figures to both national and local advertisers. eale dally In New York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times \Square; Schultz's Newsstanda, Entrance -Grand Central. 42nd Buieel — The Merald 1s o We have nothing but the greatest tobacco y losses in the hail sympathy for the who suffered he storm which shredded and tore them from the stalks. However, they are business men and all business is a gamble, they were probably prepared loss as they tell us that growing s a big gamble anyhow. to take a tobacco ¥rom which one can make great money or lose a lot. Now we are being assured from Washington that the growers will be aided, or “relieved,” if our repre- sentatives there can arrange it. 1t is amusing to consider the at- titude of these same representatives when to measures. it came farm relief Farm relief did not affect their districts, tobacco relisf does. It makes a big difference where you sit. In what you see. Another sporadic occurred in Chinese Tongs in several growers | the leaves | outbreak has, NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. TUESDAY, AUGUST 6, 1929. each act separately. Intent evident- | quired into the cause. ly does not cut much figure where Now there comes { the law is concerned as has already | Britain water commission a request from the New !'been proven. Difficulties may | number of sources dissatisfied with | lawns and flower beds of the community for drinking must arise from any |the enforcement of laws between |the time of their passage and the be first considered beyond the ap- present, even though the Legislature | pearances of front | does ratiry them to become effective | and gardens. It is only a request, the |at once. Can they make their force | situation is not vet extremely acute retroactive? That is can they now |say that a law passed in 1920 and the order that he and his may have water to drink. | tacking | wasted in | within the required time, since en- | neighbor Governor's signature is no particular reason to forced, was enforceable. We doubt it. ’ Ther: over the lack of | |ana we number of | become alarmed | water just now, but it would be just as well (o heed the request of the jon and go easy on the hose may face a lengthy court wrangles over such acts, with the probable victory on |the side of the appelants, whatever | commis | be. However, that is aside from the | of the vicinity droop and die. New point somewhat. We are anticipated, | Britain has a plenitude of water un- | but we imagine that we are correét | der ordinary conditions and there is ime that the Legislature | no reason, with careful husband- to validate all |ing that the supply should not last of the 1,500 acts by the passage of | until rains come. It is, however, bet- | when we a | will endeavor | | one bill. We are again anticipating | ter to be safe than sorry and mutual | when we suspect that the validity of co-operatipn means safely. the validifying bill be attacked suc- | |icesstully. THE WAY FOR LLOQUENCE YOR STOWAWAYS? | The defense in the Snook trial at disal- | Columbus, Ohio, has waived its pre H Graf PAVING SPANKING Albert Buschkow is a sadly Dr. ickener, commander of the Zepp slightly aways and young the brunt of sioned young man. o | test on the admission of the conf k sion Dr. Snook made in the murder fed up on Buschkow bears | yesterday, in which the veterin dirigible | arian’s attorneys c that the feeling. Buschkow confession, together with virtual ad- slid down a rope from the top of | missions of the crime to newspaper- the Gra under dur the German imed chief's natural were obtained decided men, the defense 's hangar in Germany to the | 3 top of the big | dangering the lives of eve ilm;u'd it he had missed the ne craft, thereby en- to back down ¢ one on | and & srow | confession as testimony, without ob- W»m along the top of the bag and |jection. (mq’xml through the fabric into the nd well he action mystifies the student of | body of the gas compartments, | hid along on criminal procedure, at first glimpse then until the ship was because Snook's confession is cer- 8 Journey. 1t is under- | tainly damning. I it goes into evi- standable, this anger that the good | dence it is difficult to understand | | German captain has unloosed. how any jury made up of intelligent Something apparently had got fo be done to cure the stowaway fever men and women can acquit the pro- fussor. Snook’s attorn At so many thoughtless youths are | |y, are {ar from beginners in the art nting a strong case. There r action is all the more un- afflicted with. One excellent remedy | of q pres would be to tie a parachute on the re th species and throw them oyerboard | when they are discovered. The first two or three ejections could be s it that | cure the trouble it might be wise to that the defense hopes to build up it< ed over land, and doesn’t | hig turnabout action to good advantage drop a few into a good wide river. | in summing up. | In principle the stowaway stunt is indefensible and utterly selfish. The | Portland, Maine The jury was excused while the argument over the admission of the youth who hid in | | confession was going on, as is usual the “Yellow Bird” when the French dispu in ring the merits of admitting Now before the jury. A monoplane hopped off from Old Or- | ehar (1 evidence. g0 r, by inference, at le the confe: most wrecked the ship on ils sion is to | : 3 takeoff and certainly prevented the clever luwy st a further session and repassage of | chased, though she may not have in- | that citizens refrain from using too much of the water in sprinkling their s the needs and back yards though it is becoming more so. The amateur gardener must see his labor the intent of the public mind might | much as it may hurt to see the flora | stow- | of Theora Hix. After a court battle | low the state to present the | incidental- ! expected, The only theories, it rnl-} lows, left to the distant observer, are | markable than talking through the “I've finished it, daddy!” — a Slgllv v touted narcotic plea or use its | Facts and Fancies y Paul Whiteman we Thé Whiteman's burden. Ir all first basemen were placeld lend to end, they would reach. Mr. Wickersham takes rank with |our best bean spillcrs, Il al- I Perhaps one would be safer ways to ask the hitch-hiker it intends to make a hole in one. Maybe Russia will pay off the | Kerensky bonds when Washington | settles the bills of Jeft Davis. A wite fs a person who thinks you might as well fix a few faucels | And pral Dick: “Huh! He ought the bats out of his belfry!" ~—Sarah Joan to take (Copyright 1928, bidden.) end all communications 1o Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britatn Hernld, and your letter will e forwarded to New York By Maxon Foxhall Judell THEY OUGHT TO PRACTICE WHAT THEY PREACH! The moralists who rail away Against this petticoat-less day, se old styles should wear | cravats These scorching days, and high and hinges while you are too sick (o work at the o | This nation wasn’t made great by men afraid to tell the world how they stood on national issues of their day. hetween | Blood of There will be no war England and America thicker than the heads | twisters. Heart trouble is that alarming | flutter you feel just after reading| lan article about the prevalence of | | heart trouble, ‘ Americanism: Building fine )VO!:*f‘fii and sleeping on the porch; rejoicing | wealth and spending it to ge lean as the poor. But why does a resort always wait | until you are there to have its * usual” weather, These people who beef about | postage stamps not sticking never, tried to salvage one from some mail | lorder concern’s return envelope. With roastin’ ears and fried chiclk- len in prospect, strange that | Congressional efforts to relieve the farmer didn't include a junket, | | | Women have proved the mx:‘]\r‘s‘ |equal to men.” Yes, indeed. In | pioncer days only the men were proud of their backbone. You never know how the Supreme | Court will decide, but you can count on a dissenting minority to express | the common sense of American | the air | 1 o ngland marvels at | talkies. Talking through was astonishing. but far nose. | | Tn this land of opportunity a' | man climbs so fast he wears a din fner coat the first time he tries wea a coat al the table, | Government agents a | 000 rats for a North C |The rats weren't shrewd enough Ihire a lawyer. | | 4 | ir stroyed 11.- olina tow to Correct this sentence: “Well,” said hats! QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau. 137f New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply, Medical, legal and marital advise cannot be given, ner can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- | sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are confidéntial.—Editor. VANDAL! Mrs. Kent I want money, precious.” Kent: If I'm precious, why you always trying to break m some more | are Who was the first person to in an Q. | cross the English Channel airplane? | A, Louls Bleriot. Q. Where was General Grant | when he sent his famous dispatch: !“I propose to fight it out on this !line If it takes all summer A. Spottslvania Courthouse, Va., May 11, 1864, Q. What was the date of the Dempsey-Gibbons fight at Shelby, | Montana? | A July 4,19 Q. What is a Tahr? A. It is the name of the Himma- layan wild goat. Q. What is the population of the | world and of the United States? A. The population of the world |is estimated at 1,008,000,000; the | United States, 120,013,000. | Q. What states are included in | the west north central and the west | south central divisions of the United States? _A. The west north central di- vision of the United States includes Minnesota, Towa, Missourl, North | Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska |and Kans The west south cen- tral division includes Arkansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas, Q. Where was the motion picture “Noah's Ark” filmed? What did it cost? How many people acted in it? How were the flood scenes made? A. Noanh's Ark was filmed on the Warner thirty-eight acre auxiliary lot in Hollywood at a cost said to e $2.000,000, 1t was about three vears in the making, two years of which were required for prepara- tion. Tesides the regular cast, 7500 exiras weré used. About 3,000 artisans were employed to manipulate the water in the flood scenes. Fifteen thousand tons of water were stored in concrete reser- | il the Last Drop! “TREASURE ISLAND” By Stuart Winston Comes little lady, a book in hand, A light in her eyes that 1 understand And her checks aglow from the faery breeze. That sweeps across the unchartered seas. She gives me the book, and her word | of praise | A ton of critical thought outweighs. | thereat, “Ave there any more books in the world like that?” No, little lady, T grieve fo say That all of the books in the world today There's not another the same As this magic book wilh the magic name. Volumes there be that are pure de- light, Ancient and yellowed or new one that's quite | | i and Reproduction for- | Q. Describe the flag of the Irish Free State? A. It consists of three vertical stripes of equal length and width, | green on the left, white in the cen- | ter and orange on the right. | Q. Where is President Madisen burfed ? A. Montpelier, Virginia. Q. What does Palatka mean? A, It is a Seminole Indian word ‘!md to mean pilled”. Another meaning given is “cow ford.” Q. What is the ofticial name of the Pope of Rome? A. Plus XI, Q. When was “Oliver Twist” by Dickens, published? A, In 1838. Q. Why was William Henry| | Harrison nicknamed *Cincinnatus of Orange county, | Observations On The Weather Washington, Aug. 6.—Forecast for | Southarn New England: Ifair to- nigh Wednesday partly clond not much change in tempcratur Moderate west to south winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Cloudy tonight and Wednesday. fol« lowed by showers Wednesday in south portion; not much change in | temperature; moderate west winds shifting to north. New Haven and vicinity Fair tonight; = Wednesday increasing cloudiness. Conditions: Pressure is high | the West 2" A, In allusion to his having re-| |tired from the army to reside on a |farm, like the Anclent Roman dis-| tator Cincinnatus. | 25 Years Ago Today The Pritchard Stone Co. has or- sanized in this city. The company |nas a capital of $50,000. A soclalist speaker spoke from a wagon at the corner of East Main |street last evening. He made many |hot remarks, denouncing trade | unions, Judge J. E. Cooper has resumed |his duties after a short vacation. | George B. Spear is spending a |week at New DPreston, | According to local labor men, Day in this city. Various unions !plan to hold picnics. | Solomon Shurburg was sleeping |soundly at his home this morning ut 3 o'clock when a man stuck his head lin the window and shouted | Mr, Shurburg called the police and {Officer Lanpher, who investigated, found a drunken man in the yard. William Elliott of this city was |elécted vice president of the Order |ot Sons of St. George at the ifth annual seéssion held in Bridgéport | today Architect Cadwell will open bids soon for the construction of the new Greek church on Beaver street. At a meeting of the republican| fown committee last evening it was | voted to establish headquarters at the Russwin hotel. The fire commissioners have un-| der consideration the abolishment of | the annual inspection of men and apparatus. The inspection is ver unpopular with the firemen. | Harry C. Brown will attend the national convention of postal clerks in St. Louis, rank W. Johnson will represent the New Britain council, 0. U. A. M., at the session of the national order to be held in Portland, Maine, Coal dealers announced today that| the price of coal will be higher this| winter. It is expected that it will| be $7.50 a ton. | | generally | portions of the country. there will be no parade on Labor| over the eastern portions of the country and low over the St. Law- rence valley, Temperatures are higher in the eastern Conditiens favor fer this vicinity tair weather followed by increasing cloudiness. Temperatures yesterday: High 72 a4 Low, 60, ¢ 68 8 &0 81 5¢ 54 64 | Boston Denver ..... 1.68 Angeles | Miami Nantucket .. New Haven . Northfield, Vt. Portland, Me. | Washington Mediation Sought in English Cotton Strike T.ondon, Aug. 6 (UP)—Lancashire cotton mill interests are seeking Lord | Derby’s mediation to settle the cot- |ton mill strike which is in its sec- ond week, it was unterstood here today. More than a half million enough next Sundav night, Aug. 11. 800 mills are closed down because of |the strike, which resulted from a 121 per cent reduction in wages. | The plan suggested is for Lord Derby to approach both sides to the | controversy with a view to their meeting under his chairmanship in an attempt to reach an agreement. Fireman Missing in Buffalo Ice Plant Fire Buffalo, N. Y., Aug. 6 (#—One Fireman was reported missing and six others were injured as an i house collapsed following a fire this morning which destroyed thrce buildings used for storing and manu- facturing ice. Firemen had fougnt the blaze nearly three hours, and it wasg belleved to have been checked when the walls of the fire-gutted Luilding caved in. o 5 £4 78 READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR BEST RESULTS e e ATTENTION! We have added & Lending Li- brary to our store. All of the The progress on the new fown| home buildings is very satisfactory. | The foundation was completed yes- | latest books of all publishers. Keep abreast of the mwst popu- Iar new books by renting them At A small cost of three cents per day. No deposit required. cities. The inscrutable Chinee, for "'reasons best known to himself {s out | fliers from making a better showine te Kill off his fellow men, if not his | But YoungySchreiber thought noth- tion. voirs in the hills above Hollywood and | for use in these scenes. Engineers | worked for months on the problem of stoving the water and then re- bright; But—little at— There are no more | [ the box office man, “I can give you {two on the aisle, tenth row."” Copyright 1929, Publish v alcohol injected directly | { into the blood stream has been tried | | Successfully as an anesthetic in two Special Books for Men JACKAWAY'S GI SHOP 38 West Main Street can accomplish much in this situa- and thin, or big ndicate books in the fraternal associates. The United States has threatened to deport Chinamen as a reprisal. But the Chinamen better job than that. are doing & They're effacing each other. Comes to us in a news despafch from Waterleo, New Yorlk, that fishermen have banded together and fssued Liar's licenses under the grand seal of Ananias, licenses (o ba used in connection with fish storles only. as if the display of license would Seems the unneces- be entirely sary %o fallen has the fisherman be- come in his sendenta estimation. : companion’s No fisherman will other, it is a point of honor with ths Laste, + He may try to tell a bigger one ‘he probably can, and woe betide his ‘friend who started the ball rolling if | +he refuse to believe his fellow’s con- ‘tribution to the lore of the water. Why the license? TRA Today the Legislature of of Connecticut the session, State ia in ing under a special meet- call to ad difficulties arising after the failure bt several governors in past years (o aign bills within the precribed three days after adjournment of sions, thus outlawing some 1, ~of major and minor importance, a matter drawn to the attention of the 4he public by the decision on the McCook case by the supreme court 1t is too earl in the day, as this is being written, to ¢ the process of intended validating to be laws, appears bill will be drawn : as if a general wdopled claring all of the acts as passed as valid and binding. In the pinion of several lawyers and politi al leaders this seems to sufficient, that it will not be necessary te pass upon each bill separately, validate it and procecd This proce proceeding takes over 58 may Le a dangerous a it some ciever wyer the defense of arising from the breaking of sonie other acts. It is quite possibie that we may get a further decision from this, or another court that the action of this session was not in conformanco | with the constitution, and the laws will again become invalid, calling for I 5 | Ing of the fliers—he was concerned Given the Snook trial situation, it disbelieve an- | the ses- | [ primarily, with the money he would | is possible to see quite cle | make out of the affair if he landed | the defense atiorneys are driving at | safely. Visions of vaudeville engage- [ To begin with they certainly are not | ments and “a start in the world” he | rly what | | deceiving themselves on one point— freely admitted, although someone and that is that every member of |tipped him that the public was dis- | the Snook jury knew ahead of time | | 8usted with his statement and he | that a confession had been obtained "modl!n‘d it somewhat. It that kind | from the professor. |of a “start The case has reported in news- | endangered his own skin, the public | Papers that it is practically impos- | could call him foolhardy and let it |sible to find 12 and women | 80 at that. Instead it put the lives | Who have not at least heard of the :r\( other men in grave danger. If the | essential details. Suppose, then, that in the world” had only ' been so widely men Yellow Bird”: had crashed on its|the defense had succeeded in barring ‘ml‘no"“ because of the additional | the confession—what effect would it weight of young Schreiber, he would | bave had anyw: | is slightly more | 1t s (0 be presumed that {he ex- excusable, for the additional weight | istence of the since the jurors have been little short of a murderer. | knew it existed ? Buschlow's case confession, even though it was not produced in court, | would have some sway with the jury. | of his body would not make such a vital difference, but in his ignorance | . | | of aircraft he picked the most dan- | Jurors are ordinary human beings Rerous way to get aboard the Graf.|The ordinary human being, knowing | It was luck, of rather than of the confession, would have it in | mind in skill ov knowled dirigibles, {that pre- considering it tie evidence. | | vented him from seriously damaging | Perhaps, then, | the court gesture that | Snook’s attorney did yesterday. was advisable to the airship or cansing an even more Stage just serious catastrophe, | n use the ad- < 10 his native land o face | mission of the testimony wiih telling | for effect. He saw nothing on the way quer, for | everything to gain when it is read to bhut of the | And now the German baker lad is| Now the lawyers ca going ba | serious punishment his prank. | They have litile to lose and | the court. They can pick it apart and | xhibit it before exports as the rav- | | he was in virtual confinement, | Roing bacl the at expense af Zeppelin owners—he will have | ings of a drug addict. They can in- | an enjoyable sea voya~e and an un- After through that sinuate that it was obfained by force y conscience. ot | the German and they can cerfainly get admis- | sions from the prosecution witr on cross examination, { snook wase examined 17 hours without rest and that the prosccutor slapped authorif b Teuton's f s % with him it sses is to hoped the young Dr., ather—if he is big enough for will be man enough to have a real session with his offspring in the | his face three times during the grill- woodshed. Siuch a session is an ex- | ing. All of these things are facts, nol cellent remedy for this sort of fool- | denied by the prosecution, {ishness. Last but not least they can {wist | the battle over the admission of the " confession—a fight made in the ab- | sence of the jury WATER SITUATION BECOMING MORE ACUTE the in truiy admir- | able legal style. i | It will take a clever of the creasing evidence of k of lawyer to make from heavens to replenish J capital out dwindling supply confession, Snook has clever piling up been neces- ever ay. 1t has scarcel wyers, One of the cleverest moves sary o img upon the home own- (1S far is what they have done concerning the confession but er than they would have heen it had fought a d He w the normal quota They may | has been his not win out, their chances are | upon lawns and het flower has seen the flowers they mporarily win- | ning battle and excluded all mention he has probably put in are into bhloom and confession, [ ary up. d they did not do %o | before 1 eached maturity of % WOMEN DRIVERS COLLIDE Broken hub caps and a hent f¢ nd Was the only damage done th cars of Harriet 1. Laahs of Maple Hill avenue and Nellic Jacobs of | "hesinut street t T Monday hlossom. H arid iis cherished parched and s rools and armer has wit when in front of 4f afternoon laabs the Miss Jacobs collide Miss l.aahs sayy price | the she signalled that she was fo turn_ouf, hut Miss Jacobs of vegetables which she has pur- | that s did not see the signai. nessed the san on a larger | swerved Main the long s IESNIE strect lifying rops general part pl roper ariy liss was about |t ose which n A plenitude of |away from curh when ti | moisture fo driven by The th develop ment her machine. | | h h roing housewife, as well, must | © noted an incre in the | said | vegetation i Harny - R o 'VURNIER Hae ye heard this one ? NOT ON THE MAP Two Torfarshire ploughmen w standing in fleld after driv-| ing a couple of long and true fur-| rowd, As (he farm (and the| farmer) was hidden from view they | stole a few minutes from their labors fo chat over a local case | which had been tried at Forfar | Courthouse the previous day and in | Bucket'!” which one of the had been a | witness. men T no sure - N g0 Sheriff decide, other, Si “An' what did the Weemie?” asked the “I's no richtly sure, (Sand but he said he would tak’ the cas to avizandum”* was the reply. “Diel did he?” commented “and whaur micht that be?" “I've never been there,” admitted Weemté, “But T think it's aboot taw miles west o' Thriums. *Avizandum is a Scottish phrase for ‘“subsequent tion.” Rhode Island Drought Reaches Serious Stage Providence, R. 1, Aug. 6 (B—A divect loss of $1,000,000 and an en- ormous incidental expense that ma push the total to twice that figure, are fac Rhode Island farme: and dairymen be the treme t during July, (‘ommissioner of Harry R, Lewis believes pleted a state wide sur sing the ate ) e | si, legal | considera- canse ex anl Agriculture He com- vesterday. figure droug June imme: Profitless of | world like that. And what little lady, give For the wonderful world you live! What have true would T not | in which I garnered one-half a | At the proper moment, leasing it under such terrific pres- sure to cause the havoo of a deluge. the water rushed through a series of com- licated chutes leading from the huge reservoir in which it had been | | operations in a London hospital. | Maybe your stored. Q. What is burgoo? As the tales Titania whispers vou? Ah late we learn that the only truth | Was that which we found in the, Book of Youth. | others, and and stale flat;— There are no like (hat! TOO SLOW! “What kind of peop'e books in the world | | Teff they Ralph: “No good drinking song is are Thelr idea of | the ‘Old Oaken | | | a —George W. Ehne. NS WHY 1 LOVE By Lucius P. \Wasserman Because she doesa’t use cigavette holders eightee ncies in length. Bicaus: she doesn’t know the first name of every headwaiter in town. Because she has a way of listing the word “deavest” that thrill mc to the very marrow. A, Soup madé frém many differ- | ant kinds of meats and vegetables. | highly peppered and served very | hot. | 0. What does the cella mean? A, Tt i3 from means “languid.’ 0. When and why was Tillel Tower in Paris erected? A. 1t was completed March 31 name Mar. and | the Latin the | | {1889, in time to serve as a feature that | at the in year. Q. Should a young lady precede her escort whén entering a door? A, Vs, Q. What cities in the Thnited States have the greatest area? A. New York, 181,850 acres: | Chicago, 134.726 acres Orleane. 113,920 agres. Q. What is the value of a United tes dime dated 18217 Ten to twenty cénts. Paris Exposition Because she has a way of drooping her eyelashes and ponting that thrills me ever more. Because she doesn't ask insane ques- tions during athletic contests. | Because, while dancing, she doesn’t hum & garbled lyric of the song the band is playing. Because she is not offensively heal- thy. Recause her fingernails are not like stilettos. | Because she doesn't think everything is “cut Because she is just as wonderful ev- ery time 1 sec her. ccause she knows how th Recause she is essenfially feminine Because she always has an extra kiss for me | Because strealk. Because she likes what T like, Because Ler life isn't built around a | bridge table | Because she is never catty. | Because she is occasionally to sympa- she doesn't talk a blue sad, A MODERN ITINERARY! *“1 suppose you are going to Niag- ra lalls to see the wonders of na ture, and to Washington and Phili- delphia o see the places of historic interest?” “No. Fir York to t we're the going to New house where the ' Week’s Outstanding Event in Toonerville $1.000,000 on the annual $11,000,000 | necktie salesman murdered his wife, | output of agricultural products from this state, the actual farm and daicy loss will amount to between 9 anl 19 per cent, Commissioner said He found the dr general throughout t it was affecting and exception truck gardens, Lewis he ate and all forms of products with those irrigated dairy the of in EYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED FRANK E. GOODWIN Optometrist | . 327 Main 8. Phone 1305 . sht damage | the milkman and the milkman's horse. Then we're going to Pitts- burgh te tak lock at the spot where the infuriated woman lashed her hushand and his stenographer to the railroad tracks. In Cincinnati we intend to stop at the hotel where | | the heautiful young girl threw three | itors from her top-floor room | of her | to the street helow | time we are | “What n | “Nothiog ives there! Then if we have oing to Cleveland.” pened in Cleveland " much, My wife's sister BE Jeanette ith wonderful entertainer.” Dick: *Uh Jeanette hith hat.” rER "L think FOR HIM! huht" Hi can take rabbits out | of Charlie Thiner | He ith the cleveretht | ("Fontaine Fox, 1920 and New | it's an auto trip; maybs vou wo to the ing. or whatnot. present “chigger* 1§ lying in insects have & habit of heing inhospit IiArmiess Lut cause & Jot of trouble: have been knéwn 16 go off When th fhanheska hxve been mushraoms find they have eaten tond IMto the eyes; and even cxpert swimn Bureau has prépared a compact. auth tin on “First Aid for Vacationists.” 18 A MIEhtY handy penings need quick and effective tren Quences. Kill out the coupon below & = - = e - =(LIP COUP cation In a week-end; known to misbehave; thing to have Around when BEEN STUNG? maybe ft lasta & month; seashore or the mountaine, perhaps r camp- Wheréver it i, tha wily mosquito, the Lusy bee, the e\er- wait; suakes spiders, céntipudes and mmilar Rble; poison Ivy and poison oak lvok dogs Dave been known to bitsl guna e owner thinks they are “unloaded;" people who think they know stonls, winds blow foreign Sulstances merk do gt eramps. Our Washington orftative, and essily undeérstood bulle- It may save somehody’s life; and it or mccidents and hap- tment to Drevent More scrious consé- nd send for it PON AKRE —— =— —— o= = [nnsfr AID EDITOR. Washington Bureau, New Britain Heraid, 322 New York Avénus, Washi T want a copy of the bullétin T[f enclose lierewith five cents in coln, stamps, to cover postage and handl NAMB |rrm:n AND NUMBER CITY | I am a reader of the NEW | BRITAIN HERALD, e e e e N e ngton, D. C. ST AID FOR VACATIONISTS, and or 1608, uncancelled, U. 8. postage ing coms: By Fontaine Fox UNCLE ‘81 WORTLE ASKED THE &ITY FELLER WHAT HE THoudHT & OF THE FARM BOARD.