New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 5, 1929, Page 6

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Th tection sgainst fraud In newspap tribution figures to both national local sdvertisers. s on wale daily Newastand, The Herald York at_Hotaling Square; Schultz's Grand Central, 4lnd Strest P ————— g Suppose if were native sons & la California or Florida we should wel- come the change in the weather as an indicator of the beauty of our climate. But this thing of roasting one day and freezing the next is not going to be screamed about in this neck of the woods. papers to of in About time now for the be publishing a lot of picture humanity on the beaches, the me pajamas and the ladies in these sun- respectable for that any e back things Hottentot wearing seeking to avoid the heat. would pinched ‘re in the While morning and knocking icicles off the we getting up ceiling where our breath froze dur- Ing the night. Almost. The Who got hurt over the week-cnd 2" Monday questior 1t is said that August is no longer a very popular name to give boy babies, and for no particular rea- son. But June and May remain as popular as ever for the girls. 1t the boy who won the Edison competition had been from New England we would have been pleas- ed to give part of the credit to the New England educational system. But as the lad the state of Washington conclude he is a very smart boy. and not because the Washington schools are in an superior to those “down east happens to be from we must way THE “GRAF” 18 BACK Yor the second time after sailing through the Atlantic Zeppelin has reached is as majestically skies, the G American soil. enthusiastically given as it was after the first trip. There is something in- balloon, he welcome epiring about a dirigable tamed and under the control of men operating levers. Just as people never tire of gazing from shore upon the huge outlines of a liner, so they gaze with even greater pa; “open-mouthed astonishment™ at the spectacle of an enormous floating through the skies cloud cruisers airplane, these are symbols of the twentieth century; for man has wrought thusly only since the turn of the century, and to fu- ture historians nature in these times will stand out no more marvelously than man's con- quest over air during the lifetimes of most men and women now living. The Graf is the greatest of modern built after the dirigibles, Angeles was constructed, but in most ways a replica of home is at Lakehurst. 1ts second westward journey over was one y without an ree ward incident. big ship last May The experience of the when it an ugly storm after having Spain. proved at least that so long as even onc ship had sufficient power to reach an airport or an airmast. That is to say ons Sirficient Dr. 4 no denying the widely current helic that Dr. enginc with Eckener was in comm or there Eckener is the greatest commander of man who combines a wealth of perience with native ability anc knowledge of such possessed by Gra would sed no other have been a wreck last had it not been for the experiness o With Graf i its commander. kind o fair the place an weather he to in. or on, as ocear liner. This States has more second visi o Unites signific a1l that mere friendly newfa means of the Grar soon here used throughout tl air locomotion owners ¢ helieve the when such airships can e for inter-continental trave world; and as suck vessels at times have medium | books and press ither wire orgauization and in_New Times Newsstands, Entrance | ng ocean | gas-bag Like the conquest over Los the ship whose the ocean unto- ran into passed engine was working the is world’s a ex- May as safe a the choice of the shortest routes or those that the part of free of be forecast as reasonably acts on storms for can are no overt others whose respect for our mailed | YOUr new a reasonable m; fist will promtp caution in offcnse. human nature, period, there seems to be little rea- Toi can't | son to doubt that the future will see | Human is nature an trieve a stri | three blocks Usome such use for the air monsters, | national aspirations are like to hu- |There remains, of course, the ques- [ man desires and until we eliminate i Although tons | freight and passengers can | sarily are much | to elimination from (he scheme of be obliged to be though jtion of cost. of | human nature from nations we shall As we car- | be obliged to accept the alternative | pishop | vied, the rates nece hunting | higher than the more “‘common” |things, we shall | traveling over the surface of the jable to fight for our rights, | ocean: but where time is an essence | we may not wish to be strong enough arrogancy upon who is physically “Few | lors. |its best unlé | hind it. | ot transportation, the speedier jour-|{o enfor our | | I'he man | neys through the air can circumvent | others. | the drawback of cost. With regular |strong enough to lick his neighbor if | qyare wer 1 and that ex enough not to parade his physical [tlions.” You | hill, haven't is an | gets he has o 4 is mentally strong trips arranged the cost might be re- | duced. At attributes and become abully he concerned with the trip of the Graf | When it returns to t)its at Lake Constance we | be present we primarily enviable chap. And seldom Contuet pect the | the official, porters.” into a fight | naturally selfish enough to d will FOREIGN OIL COMP 10N When a foreign corporation ente field the tendency is to sympathize with the But somehow one the same reaction e northern route New Britain, xcitement like | hope it will take t | }nnd | s (Copyrig pass right over |the American natural There is nothing for a free air circus local companies. ' — THE PERENNIAL ARMAMENT | QUESTION | Admiral Hussey, speaking in | | | | does not acquire i to the determination Dutch-Shell (oil Europe to enter the American fleld | of the Standard Oil | of the Royal company) of Rear Williamstown before the Institute of |as a competitor | Politics the other day, went into the | Company. question of armament and how 10| jready one of the biggest oil producing com- 180 the European concern— | eliminate it from our national | whar A notorio scheme of things, without, it|janies on earth—has gasoline {appears to us reaching any |giaiions around New York. and Is | | definite conclusion. He did sugzest | making plans might {more of them throughout to acquire hundreds | Court at Je East. | killing Tweed. the soiution lie in— the | that It has obtained storage tanks along He “going back of armaments to a | 1 the seaboard, and whenever there is | | study of the material and moral prison for a | o an opportunity to acquire a gasoline | welfare of mankind, the changing world; the changes wrought by science, and the evo- station the Royal Shell is sure to be | & that on hand as a potential buyer. lution of civilization. There we Indeed Stneroffare fauthentleatad will get a better line on the in- | rumors that the Royal Dutch Shell is | the for of the most talked station sites | So in market one herent character of concepts of about gasoline in New Britain. Standard Oil, 1t the linto the human relations. Thage we may find the the { t answer to our question | &Mt e by the way. ‘how to disarm’ considering another in question, ‘why arm Royal Dutch edges its way | He pleade willing to the Sheriff fine if he American market in the | Meanwhile we find in Washington | considerabie | | qu | manner threatened it will mean com- agitation the the buidling of over petition in the oil business of a type | | hitherto never experienced. The [navy ships which have been recom- | jogical territory for the foreign oil | mended and which President Hoover tion of some The Kind- tened to the asked him I concern is along the Atlantic coast, him to raise it its oil Virginia_claiming | roreign shores in ships. Tnland the | Hoover failing is said to be delaying. We find Sena- tor where can deliver from Swanson of that President a twinkle in A3 on how the f 10 Siandard and other native concerns | to to comply with the law in refusing th proceed, are likely to retain their advantage allow building of the ships so0 long as American petroleum pro- | notwithstanding their duction holds out. The cost of gasoline on the Atlan- | tic seaboard is generally higher than uthorization. The United States, in | the highest e E s Navy rall } be satisfied to allow its Navy to fall fry\per jnland because of transport | below though | o455 from the inland fields. It England | 3iq, nowever, that oil from foreign official circles, seems to its quota of ships, s other nations, particuarly are well equipped up to the limit al- | | | seaboard as cheap or cheaper than American oil transported from mid-continent fields. Oil from field, however, | can be brought to the Atlantic sea- fields can be brought to the Atlantic lowed them at any rate. Admiral Hussey knew whereof®he can be o vashingto! the spoke when he said that it would be | i or {well to go back in human and na- | | tional California relations to discover the the interior Toree: IFair tonight fundamental principles that govern [the actions of one another. The boats through the and that is being board in tank Panama done. 1 to canal, is question “Why arm” is an apt one. Unfortunately, however, the answer is obvious | i |increasing c1 showers in 4 slightly wart moderate we southeast on New tonight and Conditions. turbance is lower $t. La of high pre Ohio valley. nates the The Shell Eastern Petroleum com- (the subsidiary) the when we do consider | pany name of the American humanity and its impelling motives. is 80 that realm aggressive along we arm for one of {wo reasons—and seaboard within the a price war is of poseibilities. Anything the average motorist likes | almost as much as good roads is to | we always will if we may take the word arm in a broad sense meaning | to prepare for the We i an ex- future. arm ofe arselve: ainef | to defend ourselves against see & price war in the gasoline busi- ness. Independent dealers, however, not | | pected aggression from our neighbor | or we arm because we plan aggres- | The tions is dictated by the officials who | to such a Since the | looking forward sion ours possibility with equanimity ves. conduct of na- universal urge to ride around on tires h st of the head them and the aspirations of na- | and cool we tions are not dis was established, opportunities for in- | imilar to the aspira- | | tions of dependent enterprise in the gasoline any group of individuals anywhere in the world. Progress a distribution business have mot heen | Atlantic sta | producing rising tempe as | lacking. The future may be just as e. is regarded as the acquisition of worldly goods or territory, the di- | verting 1f the stream of gold into the ‘F | Once having achieved that objective bright as the past. Facts and Fancies |it becomes necessary to malke sure | | fair weather not, figuratively 1Y ROBERT QUILLEN lin temperaty speaking, pick a hole in the pocket | Another common double play is| Temperatu hip to tummy to smash. | - Atlanta Atlantic Boston | Buitalo Chicago : | Cincinnati Perhaps the oldest of superstitions | MM is the belief that it's bad luck to|Renver have 13 children. pulathy Hatteras Los Angeles Miami " | Minneapolis antucket shville w Haven New | New York | Norfolk Northfield Pittsburgh Portland, 8t. Louis W Temperatu the normals tricts ockets of an individual or a nation. | | | that someone may |and allow the gold to flow thence | into his own. That. too bad, is the | | City Average: The mid-section of a [ woman. Cf: “Women wear 14 ounces tween nations, as it is between units | of clothing on the average. of the It | = and substance of relations be- human race. It probably al- ) wa s will be. It is the crux of inter- strong upon it | is the sum and substance national law. any nation 3 enough fo enforce its desires An others “Sh-h-h." echo. Heard in political circles. You just say “Pro. hibition and here it comes. may get almost anything wishes; it | of trade, any nation wishing to barter upon the seas must be phys | | Talkie actors whose parts require singing remind you of Abraham Lin- | merchantmen and making sure that | 0. Mr. Lincoln couldn’t sing. | cally capable of taking care of its v sail into a foreign port with | s flying, Fable: Once an strated vacuum housekeeper wasn't it agent demon- cleaner and the shamed by what proudly. defiantly, if you a will and not sneak in apologetically | M as representatives of a physically revealed. \ weak people. s (USRS wa stine o We've always liked of expressing it “Why arm?” The answer is there rep.” that poetic in the consideration of human way nature—we must at least ke e $ v he new stenographer thinks mulatto who h an s lived vith others in our safeguards of octoroon is & f trade W S0 years are at peace with the world at T { that comes world | 1oqches his that it} warning, ab astonishes in to event. You ca where will everyhody. t expect much in a tion's declaration a treaty present, if we may 3 ignore the which ug- gle for trade is always a observe 1| struggle somewhat similar to war- tare We have no reason fo suppose I Ame nation covets our worldly goods | you fied table icanisn think yo! Ordering the things want; being dissatis- | .0, the man at the next has something that looks bet- £ | any ok Charles to the point of going to to get | t We can sec war hecause |them away from us. no | Lundbere w were preser ganum. Son ton and served { | immediate prospect of an invasion and we seem to be definitely settled | An old-tim member when 1 is one who cveryhody hooted local millionaire’s son can re- at M h | Upon the faet that we are aggressive nation. But we can never the for wear- ploye Co. of and i know when the trade struggle JEilceiLreEam, pants: enjo I soci the A o demand positive actlon with Rt gt e years ago, But ended as soon as the politicians had 1siness men scared into line i sibly a e of the mailed fist in also is ! backgroun and if the we are not in T 4 position o light going in our national entity. | cs show fist, 15 may be, we are 10 W the a no crime in Utop T 1 | Ana serably 1o all defend guilty lawyers are 100 Kknow RAP| 9! ELEVATO) should we arm up to a point | (0 man they is | par with others | we are going to make sure that there | where we SORe N “PRE | Static is an electric disturbance | endurance understand Cannon, {0 the cause shouldn't do any private succs In short, COULD BE brought salmon was duly convicted ordered to pay two pounds or go {o rO were Southern not quite so cool tonight; partly cloudy; Haven nearly all portious of shower ing states and ippi valley, ast of the Mi Conditions favor | saturday night Goldherg that knows you have guests to hear achine. siate the strain until you that has appre flight hat aw do the critics a big gun devot sful a ss the men are rabbit doesn't r s something 1 e g plains the “los i've stepped on you? civiliz an a iis sentence: “\We dor traveling publie,’ to pay the wages of o ht 1929, Publishers’ Syndicate). Sir Harny - VURNIER Hae ye heard this one ? PAIRER? Iidinburgh poach before the cri dburgh charged wi illegally on b an us fortnight. depend s 1 that to that he was very jail and as would pay th reasonabi u he given time in which to do so. hearted magistrate 1 al's pleading ar long it would tak money > 1 how the “That, sir,” said the poacher with n his eye, “all depend ish come up the water Observations On The Weather Loreca! Fai Tuesda rising temperature moderate west wind or Eastern New , not quite so cool n. Aug. New England: central and south portions; Tuesday followed I fternoon or at nigh mer in south portion: est winds, shifting Tuesday oudiness, and vicinity ¥a Tuesday. The northeastern di; still centered in tl wreace valle ssure centers Its influence weather conditions the count Plains states and fa cather prevails in t in th ake region, Ohio valley and north disturbance weather wi the northe upper Mi tes. A erature in the wres are generally in the northern di ssippi valley for this vicini r and not ire. ires yesterday High I 8 6 0 68 78 I i 8 Orleans Vit Lundmfist Surm'is-ed On His 60th Birthday Fmil Lundquist was sitting quietly 320 South Main sfre enjoying the thr man when virthday. Witho out 60 friends swarm him in observing t remained for the rest to a 6oth | the evening, playing games and en- joying other social diversions. Tn he- assembled presented ith a suitable nt t v, Hi th Magehester, Kensin, amford. TLuncheon w Lunauist is an en Corbin Cabinet 1o ive the esteem of his s he frien M GHT EXAMINATIONS HENRY F. REDDELL OPTOMETRIST HAEL BUILDING 9 West Main ST R seavice CISION OF VISION" bache- ats in the old days. ured York to An area domi- below much change gift. Guests y! of ne wors hi of e Send all communications (o Fun op Lditor, care of the New Writatn Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to un S GOt keeps COME ON, LF as the windshield from our cyes, We'll all of us ride through the day, if we're wise, With fun-shields to keepout the cin- ders of fret cheer-curtains, grouch-storms are dnst Just . QUESTIONS ANSWER You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by f writing to the Question Iiditol ew . | Britain Herald, Washington Bureau New York avenue, Washington. a- | nt too, in met! | Take i il id ur | | Junior can wink head, can't \isitor Junior y 1 from the neck uy | i | D. ¢ | SELF-REFUTED “Why Mr. Helmsly, you your eyes and move your you?" “Certainly: why not | sonal reply “But daddy said you was not be answered. All confidential.—Editor. advise cannot be given, nor c | tended research be undertaken. n ex- Al letters are a Q. When did Stradavarius | ally make? 1t is estimated tha avaffi family made 1,116 ments between 1666 and 'these 540 violins, 12 violas and cellos are known today. Ther thousands of instruments in [ instru [ 50 are 1737, | | | | tence bels. er f th he Nl | Q. What is the aver welgnt | for a girl 12 years old. five feet tall, | and for a girl 14 years old and four feet 11 inches tall? Slightly le ither case. | Q What Sinclair, and what is the title of his latest book ? A. His address is Long Beach, and his latest hook is “Boston.” Q. What rclationship exists be- tween the children of first cousins? A. The childven of first cousins bear the relationship of cousins, and to the parents they are cousins once removed. When will the Pons-Winn :cie comet next appear? The period | from perihclion about 6 years, so perihelion passage will {ably in une 1933, but date cannot he given. Q. In the numbers from to one hundred are there just as any ds | Consider Mr. Shadrach, | even as odd numbers? | Ot fiery furnace fame: VA Yes. He didn't bleat about the Q. What is the mean Or fuss about the flame, | Irish name Mulligan? He didn't stew and worry A. It means | ally “sarvart of And get his nerves in kinks, [ the bald-head" or “shaved heced,” Nor fill his skin with limes and that is. servant of the priast And other “cooling drinks.” Q. Did the majority memiers of the International Board of Con. li- ing Engineers that surveyed the Panama Canal in 1 raport favor of a sea level or a lock cunal?” A. The Board, conposed e eight American and five European meta- bers from lLngland, Germany. Irance and Holland, report:d favor of a sea-level canal by vote of cight to five, the minority .t ‘re same time submitting a prondsed plan for a lock canal. After Te- ceiving these reports the lsrhman Canal Commission recommended o the Secretary of War the adva‘ivn of the minority plan The lock 1.4 received the support of the Secr tary of War and the President. Th latter submitted that plan to Con s with arguments in favor of it and it was finally adopted Q. What are the five oldest Uni versities in the United States in tm order of their founding? A. Harvard Willlam Yale, Princeton, and the of Pennsylvania Q. What Is the color of human blood in the arteries and the veins? A. Ttis bright red in the arteric and dark Dbluish red in the veins, due to impurities. How many |are there? A. More known. Deer are natives in all pa of the world except Australia and southern Africa Q. What is topography? A, The detailed description of a particular place with all of its physical properties. In other words it is & map showing high and areas and other physical character- s than 110 pound in M.FTUDELL first Q. i ! Gone on a Bust the comet perihelion is the of to that he 1e | WHEN IT 15 HOT 2 By Theodore Kuhne “And Nebuchadnezzar commanded | the most mighty men that were in| his army to bind Shadrach and Mes fach, and to them into the burning tiery furnace.” oceur the nd | exact cast one | heat | of the o | Consider Mr. Meshach, Who felt the furnace too He let it sizz nor queried “Is It hot enough for you He didn’t mop his forehead, And hunt w shady spot; Nor did he say, “Gee! what Believe me, it's some hot.” i | | a day! st I Ly in Consider, friends, this duo— How little fuss they made. They didn't curse when it was worse Than ninety in the shade. They moved about serencly Within the furnace bright. And soon forgot that it was hot, With “no relief in sight!" in i 8; PAW “Larry pets all evening.” “Without pause?"” ‘ertainly not. K with, doesn't he Albert Kaskil, Muricl Carol: Muriel: {them to pet gre ir | uses - he o and Mary. Another tong war is feared, this| time between the dce man and the makers of electrical refrigeration! | he | | in ) 1 SUCH A BRILLIANT CONVERSATIONALIST! Overheard by Herbert John N Irwin: “I think you look charm | ing in that dress.” % “Hilda: “1 don't at all but it's ter rible sweet of you fo say 0.” Irwin: “You know, you have certain classic beauty that is faintly | disturbing. Hilda me Irwin: “There is a certain nymph- Iike freedom about your every move- ment that ig delightful.” Hilda: “What a simply ir he species of decr is th rn s- | fhan 50 species are & Honestly, you simply slay ty lTow thrilling 1de Tl | role in the motion picture enclosing two cents in stamps | | for reply. Medical, legal and marital | | other questions will receive a per- street for an hour make | violins and how many did he actu- | the Strad- | ring false Stradivarius la- | is the address of Uptoa | second | nesr | prob- | * | nue University | |ing istics of the terrain Q. Do fishworms turn into light ning bugs? A. No. Q. Where is the A. France. Q. Who played the leading mals amille’ River Aisne? |w ith Norma Talmadge? A. Gilbert Roland. | Q. 1Is the B-flat scale on the French horn lower or higher than [the C scale on an K horn? | A. 1t is three notes lower. | Q. Who is the oldest | States senator? Francis E. ing is the olde term of service. tinuously since United Warren of Wyom- both in age and He has served con- 18 | 25 Yea‘rs Ago Today Two fakirs had their lights going on the opposite sides of Commerciar Saturday nigit Unsigned requests can- |and although each had a large crowd neither made sales. Both left the | city with poor opinions of New Brit- ain. Principal Marcus White stated to- day that only a few minor repairs will be made at the Normal school before the opening of the fall term. I“red . Monier left town today for a visit to 8i. Louis. He will in the fa and then will make a trip to Wyoming. He will be gone six weeks. exts- | and with ew Britain businessmen anufacturers will coaperate the officials of the Berlln fair ‘m making 1t a real success this year. The Inglish boat, Knights Com- mander, which was sunk by the Russians, had a number of goodz shipped from New Britain aboard. | Mayor Bassett stated today that hie has not yet conferred with the governor in regards to the Bosworth murder case. A meeting of the Workingmen's circle was held in Calumet hall last cvening. (The meeting was one of re- joicing over the death of the Russian Minister Von Phelve. The audienc: was kept in a high pitch of excite- ment by the remarks of the speaker. Herman Schmarr had the pleas- ure of an automobile trip to New Haven and Woodmont yesterday. TWO HURT WHEN AUTO SKIDS AGAINST TRUCK Florence and Jennie Sckolowski Suf- fering from Contusions and shock After Collision. . Florence Sokolowski, 28 Short strect, is suffering from contusions about the head and Jennie Sokolow ski, of the same address, is suffer ing from a severe shock, following an automobile aceident which hap- yiened at the corner of Hartford ave and Winter street at 3:45 Satur day afternoon | Charles Sokolowski was his car east in Winter street. Irv. Blumenthal, 238 North street, was driving his truck south on Hartford avenuc. At the corner the truck skidded against the sedan, some damage being done. Edward Ichniewicz ook the two young giris | driving take | to the oftice of Dr. Walter Bicgo- | Slawsli, where they were exanined. A small cut to the right lvg was sustained by John Abraham, a4 Tal- | cott street, when he ran out in [ront of a parked car and into the front of the car being driven along Sian- |ley street by I'red Logan, 22 Carlson | street. Logan took the boy to tha office’ of Dr. Waskowitz, where it | was found that he was not injured | seriously. The accident occurred in front of 1364 Stanley street early Sunday morning. Slight damage was done to of Fdward Kalkowski, Cleveland street, when it was hump- ed by the machine of Charles J. Smith, T1 Lincoln street, Saturdav near the corner of Commercial and Center streets. the car 32 City Items Rev H tomorrow whist ing. Local police vi\slu‘(l to assist in the search for Rose Macnotta, 16, of 15 Roosevelt street, Hartofrd. The girl is dark, is four feet 11 inches tall and when |last seen was wearing a green hat, and a black and white dress. William A. Harty branch, will hold its regular meeting night at $ o'clock. A will follow the regular meet- 0. officers have been | District Deputy Grand Patriarch William Stromfors and staff will in- | stall the officers of L. Dunbar | Encampment No. of Bristol, Tuesday evening August 6. 1929, Cars will leave Odd Iellows hall this city | between 7 and 7:30 p. m. | Miss Constance Johnson of Fair- | view street is recovering from an operation for appendicitis at the New Britain General hospital. | Camp Clara. R. N. of A.. will hold ‘)1 meeting tonight at 8 o'clock at St. [Jeans hall. | Lovisey Moore tent, Daughters of | Union Veterans of the Civil War, | will hold a regular meeting in Odd ’ ‘ellows’ hall, Wednesday evening at |7:30 o'clock A social hour will fol- low. | A G Hammond TR W Vo and friends | from to § | armory. Miss Sadie Mr. and Mrs, camp auxiliary, will entertain members Wednesday afternoon o'clock at the state Blancati, daughter of Angelo Blancati of 387 Park street, was operated on for ap- pendicitis at New Britain General | hospital yesterd Licutenant Rival notified Sidney { Lipsitz, 20 Talcolt street last nignt that the Springfield police had found a pocketbook belonging to him and vere holding it for hini. ] TWO BITTEN BY DOGS Mrs. Sartesian, Belden street, reported to the police Sunday after- | roon that her daughter. Mary, was bitten by a dog whose owner lives at 231 Belden street. The matter | was referred to the dog warden. Harry Lamore, was bitten by man by 46 Maple street, a dog owned by the name of Murtha who lives at 330 East Main street, h: reported to the police Sunday after- noon. The matter was referred to the dog warden. There are about 24.000 beauty shops in the United States doing an annual business of $270,000,000, ————— BE Maybe your vacation is a it in is. the wait ing, or whatnot. Wherever present “chigger,” is lying insects have a habit harmless but cause a have been known fishhooks have lot of trouble; 16 go off when th been known to mishy mushrooms find they have eaten toad o the eyes; and even cxpert swimi Bureau lias prepared ' a compact, auth tin on “First Aid for Vacationists.” is a mighty handy thing to have ar penings need quick and effective trea quences. Fill out the coupon — | eirsT A B0 1322 New York Avenue, Washi T want a copy of the bulletin IIR: enclose herewith five cents in coin, stampe, to cover postage and hand =CLIP couy R Washington (e £ I.‘i'!‘nhl;l AND NUMBER crry S 1 am a reader of the NEW week-end; itU's an auto wip; maybe you go to the seashure snakes, of heing inhospitable; below and kend BRITAIN STUNG? it or wily mosquito, lasts a monthi; the mountaine, or camp- the bLusy bee, the ever- spiders, centipedes and similar poisun ivy and poison oak look dogs have been known to bite; guns e owner thinka they are “unloaded; ehave; people who think they know dstools; winds hlow foreign substances mers do get cramps, Our Washington easily understond bulle- It may save sumebody's life: and it ound when wminor accidents and hap- tment to prevent more serious conse- | mayhe perhaps oritative, and 'ON HERE jurenu, New Britain ngton. . C. AlD FOR or loose, uncancelled, g costs: Herald, VACATIONIS u. 8 TATE HERALD. e e Irwin: *“There is a fawn-like, lilt- ing measure 1o your walk—your eyes the 60 | So |are misty violets 2, | dawn 4 Hidas kisscd by Actually, my dear, 1 can’t have never met a giri cd your haunting, inde- | your alert percep- beauty and sim- Irwin: “I who posse fimable mystery tion, your joy plicity Hilda to tears | | Irwin: “As 1 look at your profile I | long for the geniue of one of the olu inasters tc limn the cthereal, fugitive | lgveliness 1 see there ™ i Hilda: “I thmk it's simply divine | the way you can sort of make me see qverything you talk about—I mean 1'd give anything in the world | to be such™a brilliant conversation- | zlist, do you know what I mean?" in “Honestly, I'm embarrassed | | a THE SECE Williams: “Barrett that he owes his husiness success 1o stick-to- it-ive- v Curtis: “He them-iveness! says means stick-to-it-into- ot. rill he ut ed he of Norma Talmadge. ALL OUT OF THEM! The Jewish proprictor of a notion | store in one of our neighboring sub- burbs is known for keeping almost everything in stock. He was visited last weel by a lady who asked for Tintex. He repeated the word. repeated it back. With a sigh the shopkeeper then be- gan a long and diligent search | through all his shelves. “No, lady,” he said at last no tin tecks. Only ¥ ds, I She - 2- ot n hress ck 1s- | THROUGH Uncle Benn money to my don't know hov do it | Uncle Frank: “Why don't |1t to him by telegrapn? | Uncle Benn: “Too risky. It one of he operators m one of towns | between here and theie should swipe i” ye'd never be 100 MANY HANDS! 1 want to send some boy in Californy and 1| ve send them anle to frace it!” Felix Lehman. (Copyright Reproduction Forbidden.) 1920 (PFontaine Fox, 1928