New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 3, 1929, Page 6

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The Herald is on sale daily in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Bquare; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central ¢Ind Street. R | healing act” sives the | the legislative “job is something fraternity. A mpression “gener coming for the medical reckless editor who ven- a piece about It tures weather, fecling certain that by time his brain-child sees print weather will have changed for better or the worse. is a the the to write the the The experience of boys with refer- ence to that sand pit which caved in on them inevitably reminds that the same thing occurred twice in suc- | cegsion in Waterbury, and with more serious results. A sand pile is not | only a bad thing on which to build & house but it is a very treacherous thing for play. LA GUARDIA No more impressive surprise resounded down the New York politics than the nomination of Fiorello H. - has corridors of for a long time LaGuardia as candidate for mayor of New York on the Republican “fu- sion” ticket LaGuardia is no “regular lican. True, he bears the party label, put of He could So- cialist label and it would make no to LaGuardia. Repub- more out convenience. just as easi wear the particular difference For this fiery gentleman is primari- Iy an independent in thought and action, being often at odds with the ‘Jeading minds in the party and non- intoning. “what of it?" Walker, will chalantly Mayor election, for re- running have a stalwart oppo- nent on his hands, in whom there is much of confidence among *the type of voters whose votes are one needed by the winning candidate in the metropolis. Walker will have the advantage, however, of being on the ticket possessing the mnormal ma- jority in the big city. Off hand one would be inclined to believe ti ‘Walker wiil be re-elected; but there have been Republican New York and how hot LaGuardia when the campaign gets under way. ¥or LaGuardia man say a lot in a short time, is a fear- at mayors of there is no telling will make it is a who can less exponent of so-called progressive | doctrines, and has shown a tendency In the past to walk where the more | ngelic politicians fear to tread From all of which it can be con- that there will be extra New cluded an lively election in York City. campaign THE QUESTIONNAIRE When Thomas A. INDUSTRY Sdison was a lad make thing about thinking of ways and his way in the world the last he bothered his little ‘was whether a neans head lie was ever permis- sible. That is one of the questions in- | cluded in the that the 49 in the contest for being termed the | brightest young genius in the land 1t is a question questionnaire bright youngsters wrestled with by the way, that Mr. trouble in one way today But purposes, of daylight ison today He would have answering. might answer it and another way to- morrow for general moralistic course. it is as clear as lie is neve that a permis- sible. Then how to move a three-won rock I all had met with- out tools If young Mr ison in the days beyond 1 ip with a huge rock that bet needed moving led ired we'll 4 dollar he o invent stamp th wou on how a machine in ord ! to move it. Imagine anything like that about machinery Then would a lad do if he 1f the about dison tackling without an there is the ques had $1 lads t] are perfec truthful the answer is they would have nothing to do il h a contest nor would t aste their time in bothering about answering such a questionnair Of course, wo are a litt hailed. as hefits Rut questionnaire ge and exp at least bus #eriously than Mr. Idison himsel | Haw and order | interests ind riots which took does. We remember 4n Edison ques- tionnaire of some years back, and who got it up. The Edison publicity department is simply hot dogs on questionnaires. THE GREAT UPRISING The past week has been one of an that did international show bolsheviks expected occurrence The not of and arising throughout the world to put established soclety in oceur. reds, such like, communists; its place, did not take place as ad- vertised. It scems there were a few minor excresences here and there, but they were s lic has slight that the pub- a right to surmise that the Moscow press agents promised more | than the That, derstand reds could deliver however, is well. the Third in Moscow called for a day in which As we un- it, International the proletariat of (he world was to show a sign of life. Immediately the this became known police, armies, constabulary, state cops and village constables throughout the entire civilized their riot oiled with their world tinkered preparation for guns and artillery in Der Tag. But all we can say for ths univer- sal uprising is that the papers the possibilities described perfectly before it happened, so that when the great nothing ¢ day finally arrived there was 1 Ise to do for hut read all about what might have happened if the spirit of prepared- | ness had not been so widespread. The world's reds are mostly con- entrated in Russia, with sprinklings throughout other Luropean nation There are some scattered In handbills were meeting in other lands. too Boston. for instance, scattered Mace when 1,000 people out of curiosity and so forth gathered to hear the fiery talk- about a to take and ers—if any—the battered the munist police charged and heads of many a com- and many another who did happen to be a regular Republican and Democrat—indeed, anybody who happened to get in the way. i(lur idea of a good place to avoid is a | communist meeting. seeing that > police cannot be expected to dis- criminate between the sheep and the | goats. While these skirmishes hetween and the forces of per- dition were being staged goodness knows how many honest-to-goodness people ng and killed automobile and were be maimed, injured by . airplanes he talities from the real war all occur- red on other machinery real fa another front A BLOW TO CONNECTICUT Conneeticut Commissioner McLean Buckingham has been a litile slow in discovering that the tariff the H of Agriculture S, measure as passed by louse imposes a hardship upon Connecticut he the consumers of lumber. commission has the interests of state’s farmers particularly view, but what he says regarding the injuries that will come to the farm- ers really applies to everyhody who builds a house. The House duty tariff bill cedar imposes upon shingles, cedar, siding, logs of hemlock, fir, and spruce The Pacific Northwest. That is the scetion of the country ose lumber prevailed the upon House to exact tribute from the remainder of the The country. Pacific Northwest contains the last large “stand” of timber we have. Lumbering is a big business in that scction, and the remainder of the country must pay the piper. In New England we pay a heavy freight toll to boot, the lumber coming to us throt h the Panama canal lumber schedule is indefens- will hit every farmer in the country. As the commissioner well observes, the lumber used by utility companies and other no let agricultur- al concerns is in free of duty. That's a very peculiar way of help- ng the American farmer, for whom the special session of the Congress was supposed o meet, UHE epidemic PRISON RIOTS The of prison outbreaks place the past week has causced many a thoughtfu person to wonder just how prison routine happens these United States, The New frst York 1spicion that t bl did in two i riots, o the s York lar was to e and that simi- prisoners rioted orth prison lusion I otherwise than that conditions must the retty r same through- length f diffi prisons o land ulty of course that the 1s a rule overflowing. At New rebellion over least some of rioting in York was causc the overcrowded Jition and the conscquent discon among prisoners. The Baumes natu not be blamed for th ling considering that there nore Baume v Adolph Lewisohn sons for inany yeay that opinion had | excitement | in | a| Where are these produced? | are full to | NE untrained for their jobs. There is much in such a complaint, seeing that in many cases wardens are po- litical appointees, and in some cases seeming 1o p .training for such responsible posi- tions. On the other hand. there is a of ideas among believing essino particular Wwide discrepancy wardens themselves, some in the widest possible latitude for prisoners in an endeavor to reform | | others believing a prison is than it is a them, less reformatory place for punishment. One is inclined to the latter method is most conducive rebellion, be natural among victims of of a think that to as | would severity. In every prison there is a large proportion of desperate men who did not leave their cunning on the outside when they entered. Despite | | the most careful scrutiny, guns fre- quently are smuggled into such in- | stitutions and stay hidden until the of deliverance through violence hand. Yet nothing is so unlikely to succeed as moment possible | is at a prison riot. In the three instances | referred to how many escaped? ] It is when prisoners get the no- ‘I:m\ that treatment after an attempted riot cannot be worse than | their it already is that trouble is im the air. That belief is what caused lh(—} riots. | recent THE SLIDING SCALE | | One way to come to & definite | regarding the sliding tariff scale for sugar is to consider | Senator Smoot of Utah | favor of it. Sugar consumers can rest that favored by conclusion why is in | | anything ! Senator Smoot on sugar is in the in- the beet sugar growers and not necessarily a god- for | | | assured | terest of western send general throughout the country. sugar consumers Senator Smoot’'s idea, made pub- lic in detail. indicates that the plan | |is to make a price-fixing vehicle of S | ;xlw sugar tariff. When the price of sugar is high the duty is to be only | cent a pound—which is a duty 16 | When the price of sugar is low the | one of about per cent on its value. | | | duty is to be high, or up to three cents a pound. This plan would cause sugar to be the all | The and definitely set aside same price nearly all the time. law of supply demand would be CONNECTICUT TOBBACO | at ohacco agriculturists of Connectl- | oo cut. who suffered such a heavy loss storm of the past | during the hail | week. will receive unbounded sym- pathy from their more fortunate | fellow-citizens who do not fields, no good. Connecticut own to- | | bacco | them The but sympathy does valley tobacco | growers have heen having hard times | tor some half a dozen years, due to the inroads made upon their trade | by the widespread use of cigarettes. | They are in a position to produce |much more choice wrapper than they | do, but show a tendency to restrict production to coincide with the de- mands of the market, incidentally | always producing market than the | needs and suffering the | hardships of a lowered return as a | result With ped in and added mo lion to the more ‘ one swoop nature has step- > than a mil- usual losses. \ year, threatens to be the ever | perienced. A CHINESE “ACCIDE 1t is possible, of course, that while | handling a revolver while in a sec- | ond story hotel room it might have accidentally discharged the bullet resulting in hitting an important prince All the of standing in a garden below of which, of course, alludes to liar affair pec Kiushiu, at Beppu, Island China. whereby Chang I'sunig Ch {lord ang. former Shantung war- is held under charges of hav- ing shot and seriously injured Prince Hslen boy Kai, cousin of a one-time emperor of We China trust the dispatches do not on this peculiar incident of Japanese to give us a clear idea how will Holmes sit- Chinese or the | 1die such a Sherlock | ion. As a matter of ‘hinese have chopped off the heads | of unfortunates on less provocation he powerful Chang may he able e half a dozen powerful 1 AW Facts and Fancies' taikic people ohject <01t where homesick weathe v onsolation i h left | Eanity balanced | state o Lindbergh sce an ingrat. to age me is mind neith a rod Government rein noy plan ms he al four o liquor shows lot hija In confidence in 1 ker 1e patience of early could phonograph re hair fron camel vt | censor Yo who looks hn st h her main chin uy Ie the others. | The last the new myve- | tery novels | mystery un =olved excey ic’s eagcrness for more The treaty ork when a po- c 466 | ments in the Bosworth murder case. hitten setier dog paid today and was cordially greet af and Gl THE BLETTER DAY THE BETTER | old Scottish inn-keeper to his daugh- [twelve |1s moving southeasts W BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. liceman can prevent a gang row hy saying: “You fellows promised not to fight."” And as a last division of labor. why not burden gangland with the duty of enforcing the law in own camp? Americanism: Feeling superior to Bill because he works his fool head off for nothing: feeling mistreatel when you discover that Bill, the| lucky stiff, has become rich and | famous. You can tell when the wrong turn and highway. The scenery you to buy anything. The reason a lot of people fail to make the first page is because they want to build « steeple without Vothering about a foundation. An alien in the Orient can’t heip the cause of | peace if he has an olive branch in one hand and a mu- nitions order book in the other. No man is as important as a ve young business man feels while us- ing the restaurant table cloth as a slate Making the new Fall frocks hang four inches lower won't help cloth manufacturers. It just leaves four inches more of “sun-back” at the top. A good salesman is one who can make you so ashamed of your ol} car you'll pay something extra to Lave it hauled to the junk pile. That doctor who says & man's toeth are his best friends knows his human nature. Only the Dhest of friend will come out at night to give you comfort Crossing _the country by rail and | aiv is still very dangerous. But oventually the entire journey can bz be made by air. Correct this sentence: “He's zoofy about me,” sald the flapper “and he'd quit his wife forever -if I asked him fo.” Copyright, 1920, Publishers Syndicate Send all communications to Fun shop Editor, care of the New Nritain Herald, and your letter will he forwarded to New York. you've taken | Moths got in bathing suits of yore, But they don't do it any more, The modern suit's too scant of cloth To even tempt a hungry moth! | Assisted! Gordon: “Does your wife own hcusework 2 Besnen: “Yes, only once a week he has a woman in to help her witu do her THE FUN SHOP NEWS WELEKLY War A corvespondent says that Chines: gencrals cannot be (rusted That sort of thing. of course, apt to #poil any war! is e Dramn writer s “miraculous’ A medical about so-called by sheck We curselves have never hetter for seeing our doctor's skeptical cures felt any bill! . Social A men was vecently thrown of bed by an carth tremor. We understand that he merely opened his eyes, said, "T'll get up in five minutes, dear,” and went to sleep again! out Ot | | | | 25 Years Ago Today The railroad company has a gang of 100 men employed shifiing the tracks near Elm street. Tax Collector H. M. Steele col- lected $110,007 during the month of | July. | Frank G. Vibberts of this city has | been elected secretary and ireasurer | of the Manchester Trust and Safe Deposit Co. A. N. Gutterson, manager of the Russwin hotcl. has been transferred to the new Hotel Connecticut. Sixty-two voters registered for the aucuses in the wards esterday. The New Britain directory is ex- pected to be out around Scptember. r's directory contained 12,- names Chief William Rawlings stated to- iay there are no new develop- Sports An FEnglish girl is reported to have started a 12,000 mile journey for the purpose of getting married It is typical of the modern sport- ing girl to give him such a long start! Aoy Science An Edinburgh scientists looks for- Ward to the time when we will liv forever. That will mean, course, that yhody will own their motor- cars and furniture outright! of eve Last y that Boom's comedy stars will he se White Oak park on Mond a Councilman the Higgins leg vesterday was seversly in hy a 1 DON'T WANT 1T NOwW | Rill's I'™M THERE! first Wild West show o New Britain All for the day 10,000 peo- 10 Pawnec its vis factories closed is estimated that od the parade the it ple witnes o'clock St Harny - Out of His “How did air?" “I almost suffocated breath of carbon Senic country Scot wasn't ide stirrin you enjoy the Hae ye heard this one ? There a monox- DL woman. 2DS said —J4. J. Battle “Jean, the “douc ol Jean, dumb a movic talking picture that she sent fan, from for the waiting for her favorite recently! bar at “Have just before o'clock opening the one Sunday. star MOTION PICTURE PRO- DUCER BECOMES PRESI- DENT OF A RAILROAD Overheard by S. L. Kansas “What's this lige called? The P. and W.? That's a terrible ttle, We need something snappy—some- thing with & lot of hox-office ap- peal. T hear'the Union Pacific is doing good business. Why not ca’l road “The Union Atlantic?’ et's fire a lot of people quick. wife's relations need jobs. like none of the maps Throw Hire an artist to maps, Tell him first thing fo- | TH ered the whuskey “Ave, father™ “And damped the “Aye, father! “And sanded “\We aforc All my I don't around this office the wastema draw me zot morrow no money in advance. “Who's waiting to me Interstate Commerce Commission Lot wait a couple of hours then ‘em I'm in conference an can't anybody until ter tobaceo. lassic the sugar?"” ug ket there's stll seeven minu e 1 gang in the twa o o clock strikes, so we'll just | A word or an’ hae to have ‘em hoost prayer:” Flary (ondie The, em tell a - i next win; “1 know where we lot of old huy ‘em and change ‘em conductors, to run trains run twice next month the railroad while 1 can pick We RUYS punches for onr Tt costs {oo much ‘round. We'it for the down off up a derricks cheap 2] hire into Oéservations On The Weather some i year — as many trains Then we'll and lay everyhody take a long rest in Europe.” | What Can the Doctor Do ALout Dr Scotf: “You bothered with head Bender “Yes. ally talks about hats!" Vashington, I'ai close ay; Aug warm- er in the interior Sa Sunday snowers in PPorecast = Partly irda night; ceded Conditions disturbance St. Lawrencc Lastern Nev slightly warmer followed by showers Sunday fair and hy ers in e I h of rough extend the The ska tward, Northwestern York Sat e e cloudy aturday Sy YoM cooler riy noises " ife hair pre- morning. 3 my her continu- and her sho northcastern Gulf of is noj the with southward over rbance that Thursday night g central Missouri. An arca of John W. Wandler Teem! The remarkabl sons and Sam 5 oceun Net of the n oo War of is moving e daughters of over is Riddle’s sol versation these days It seems that My partner, recently, v A | woman whose racing knowled, | been limited to a day course on some ocea- sion. She listened attentively most of the evening to a recounting of the glories and performances of Man o' War's offspring There lull and one across the table asked her “What do vou think of disarmament 2" “Why, T don't know Man Wa 10072" topic high ard pressure the Riddl as s dinner young e had the Atlantic Temperatures have f the e middle and north Atlantic The outlook is for mday in New zland Saturday night morning the middi along or two at fashionable coast on show- mday \tlantic shower e 8 En for il in Temperatur 1] in the north middle Atlantic 1terior of New be cooler on § of the middle s so on Satur- was a the the will | trior \ some v portion o Englan nday in Atlantic st 1 is 1 o Tnacen He man United and oldest id to 1 Mother that nt States is s Gon voung Na- | nig fout | Dorothy Mother; crar Sherman tional tree park. Its and its diameter in he i Onee. 18 $6.5 ‘Nonsense 1 SATURDAY, AUGUST 3 tem all in | morning and don't give him | to | con- | L1920 : i On the City ai Trained Seals Will Fix It, | They Have Brains, They Have 1 “Mr. J. Henry Roraback’s Trained | Seals scem to be suffering from I- Wonder-Where-I'm-Atis.” said the Curbstone Oracle as he lamped; down the ashes in his corncob | pipe. “The republican organileion‘ in Connecticut is running around in circles asking this lawyer and that | lawyer what to do about the law | tangle. Tt's surprisin’, too, with the | wealth of brains the G. O. P. boasts | of havin'. “I can recall campaigns when the | republicans told the voters that the democrats didn't have a brain | among them They pointed wnh: pride to the giant intellects that | marched under their own banners | and made out democrats so small | that the Jeffersonians made me | | think of the pygmies explorers tell | about in the African bush. Yes. s'r. | if you wanted intelligence you had | to %o to the republican party. 1t's a wonder to me they never were pinched for having a trust “Just imagine the look on Mr. | Rorahack's face when he read that supreme court decision . which in- valided about 1500 laws passed un- der the searching eye of Mr. Rora- back himself. No wonder he w ready to rush John Trumbull off to | | lunch when John stepped out of his flying machine at Hartford atter | returning hastily from that conven- tion of Big Watt and Candle Power Men. Say. if you could have looked into Mr. Roraback's mind and seen what was going on there you waquldn't have needed a vacation for two years. And on top of that you'd feel that you had to pay the gov- ernment an amusement tax. Someone said something about the democrats hein’ to blame. Then to make the G. O. P. appear all the | more ridiculous, an enterprisin’ | democrat digs up the records and discovers that Governor Baldwin, a wily sort of person if there ever was | one, knew the law. Well, Mr. Roraback’s Trained | cals will meet at Hartford on Au- gust 6 and straighten it all out. Just how they're going to do it isn't | quite clear even to the republicans but they'll do it. you can bet, be- cause those republicans have hrain: 1r you dom't believe me, ask Mr. | Roraback. We Decide Against Starting a Burlesque Show Once before we asked all the litile children who were thinking of start- ing burlesque shows to their hands. At that time we remarked | {hat it wis a weighty propostion. and we not trying fo ‘crack smart What was our delight to receiv corroboration of our surmise in the mail this morning. Delivered right fo the Observer's desk was a com- [ munication from Mr. 1. R. Herk. { who is said to he the Flo Zeigfeld of the beefy revues. Mr. Herk gives us facts and figures to substantiate | the previous observation that run ning a hurlesque show is expensive. ] Mr. Herk is starting 49 com- | | panies out on the road for the new season. The companies have an ag- | gregate personnel of 1,960, which, | by and iarge, but mostly large, ought to take that tired feeling away from tired business men. Re- hearsals have been started. A hall has been rented for each at an average cost of $18 or, $108 for six days, totaling $5,292 a week | for 49 shows and $21,168 for the four weeks of rehearsals. Other costs of preparations for the coming season include an average of $500 for each company for the “number™ | proditcer, which means the man that | teaches the chorus girls the dances and “business’ of the musical num- bers. IFor the stage director who pro- duces the “book” and perfects the | entire performance, there is a fur- ther outlay of an average of $600 for cach company. these two items totaling $53,900. Then there is ihe pianist for each show at $10 a day, which, figured for the entire four weeks, amounts to $11,760. More- over, there is the necessary vehearsals for each compan stage immediately preceding | opening performance, the hands and electricians employed. This frequently | | amounts to $400, or more, in each | bringing the cost of getting these shows ready for the rise of | the curtain on the first performance | to approximately'§107,000. | After searching around and dis- | raise were | and in which stage | | covering that we have exactly § cents left out of the wages which | | an obliging paymaster handed to us | | this noon, we have decided to fore- | 2o the pleasure of bursting into bur- | lesqne and showing the world how it should be run | Those New Street signst | Ugh, We Feel a Pain Thos little street signs heginning us thetic pain When ihey are encountered in | business districts they remind us of | & man wearing bright red socks with | full evening dress. Or a fat lady from a circus trying to look coy. They're mice, yes. Too mice in fact. So nice that they strike a dis- | cordant note. Useful, perhaps, but | incongruous. Like running across a big policeman waving a powder puff | at of Chicago summer pretty to give - sevore aes | | | | | | | | a gang | Give the | them | along But shore out to the man who thought credit. He intended to the city beautiful judgment was at the sea- or some place. The design is place in districts given over pursuit of vulgar money. A | | street sign doesn’t harmonize | | with urban surroundings. | Delightful in those haby blue dis- | ricts where each little home had | lawn did have one hefore | the hut not in front of oJe Zoop's hutcher shop with strings of | of help movement. his of rustic ~or drpught several smacks."” Dorothy: “Oh, wasted ves, four of course three or getting the Mildred Ha 1920, Reproduction IForbidden) (Copyright —THE OBSERVER- Makes Random (bservations "m‘“"’".."m‘“'m".'fl"‘(?"'G' ieve | meal | hockey player, | long noted for | champion in | made for everybody and thers can | | were ———————— s taken care of. % I As a result of her activities éhe.; which appear in juvenile conrt, &nd the number of beys and girls Who are sent to institutions are decreas- ing in this city year by vear. LT LY s | Vacation Is Just Great, | For Those Who Are Away | 1t you have any doubt that this s the vacation period of the wear. | drop into a business house and try |to learn who's who. ‘ no Its People bologna sausage on display. Our aesthetic sense will never re- cover from the jolt. And if that hap- | pens we shall send a good stiff note | to the claims committee of the com- | mon council. At least one-third of the person nel, including executives fn many cases, are far, far away, swafting mosquitoes and gnats, sutfering from sunburn or sore muscles caused by unusual activities and otherwise jen- joying their period of rest, recres- tion and recuperation. You ask for Mr. Soandso and dis- cover that Mr. Soandso has goxe to Sachandsuch a place but won't:Mr Whosit do—Mr. Whosit is handli Mr. Soandso's duties during his sence. You decide to transact your business with Mr. Whosit and idis cover that Mr. Whosit is a glorfl office boy who is batting for one of his superiors. You refer to a previ- ous trandaction you had with My goandso but Mr. Whosit only looks blank—he hasn't the slightest ¥dea what you're talking about. TFinally. when your petience is nearly 7 ex- hausted, Mr. Whosit discovers that you represent Bang, Bang & BRng. the Dbig bass drum manuafctufers. and not Slick & Smooth, whose/silk Dave Dunn appeared, one carly |800ds are known wherever female spring. with a large ball consisting | foot treads. You learn that they of black snakes; muny people have [are all stocked up on bass drun brought in roses out of semson. A | With a supply that is expected toflast sentleman brought in an ege, dou- |until cight more airplane enduzer hle yolked at that, which had the |records are bioken, and then ghes initials of a person who requested all | plan o discontinue their 1in& of double yolked eggs for the morning | bass drums entirely. But if you did Years ago, a visit from Al ppen fo represent Slick & Smqoth. American’s foremost tramp, wes al- [he could have given you an ovder ways in order during the month of | No, no bass drums today. but thaks July. The newspaper is 4 naiural |for caling. 4 meeting place for prize fishtors, ac- | 1f the situation appears chasti tors and professional men of all |{o the'outsider. it is three {ime§ as kinds. Five years ago i“red Jean, |serious to those who left: he- the world's most famous roller | kind to on. L returning New | “Here's a letter from Dumb & Britain for the first time in i5 years, | Pumb, do you know who gets it?" made a date to mect his frienl |the office boy asks. from Massachusetts at fhis oftice. | “Give it to Mr. Famous men always can he reachod | doesn’t handle it through a newspaper. and it a | Pooch,” is the reply. stock question by these men “Is (just who does get there any message for me at the of- | Duml, mail.” fice?” Secretary of War Newtoa W. | Mr. Nixx shakes his head andiMr. Baker asked the question when he |Pooch is equally as uncertain. Yay- was in New Britain campaigning for | be it's a check, -let the bookkeeper John W. Davis, the democratic |take care of it. : nominee for president. Thus it goes | Miss Slendererthan, who has jnst the newspaper is the natural mect- come out of commercial school. is ing place for great and sn-all alike. | batting for the salesmanger. Miss =) Wideawake is trying to run thiee Miss Bristoll Has Fine counters at once, speaking like Understanding of Her Task expert on all matters under The address delivered by Miss charge. Ruth Bristoll, juvenile probation oi- In factory offices cer at the meeting of the Rotary similar. Clerks are carrying! the club lest Thursday was an burdens of their chiefs on their opener to some of the Rota | shoulae Substitute office hoys ar its practical interest |delivering correspondence to tiv in boys and its confidential assistance | Wrong departments. Junior execu- to boys who needed the interesi of |tives are looking important and get- older men. the Rotdry club itself 1% ting into tangles that will take the outstanding “Big Brother” | month for their seniors to unsnarl New Britain, In high places and low, business is Miss Bristoll however opened up |80ing sideways or backward new vista of her endeavors. The | Vacation is great. Oh. yeah? important work of a juvenile proba- | eshedier tion officer is not that of apprehend- | Byyin Restores Gaelic ing vouthful criminals and helping | 5 to increase the population of re- | But at Great Expense Dublin, Aug. 3. (®—It costs tha form schools, hut to use her atniost ciforts to keep the youngsters from | Irish Free State half a million dol- lurs yearly to enforce its compulsors traying from the straight and rior- row paths of good behavior wud [use of ‘the Irish language amonz coming professional men and wo- obedience to law. | men Miss Bristoll believes that no one is born had. She also has that rare | This was announced by touch of human sympathy that en- |the Minister, though op- ables her to look after each inili- [ponents of the polley contend that vidual case from a sympathetic and |the cost, directly and indirectly understanding standpoint. Not in |is much greater. The requirement the least does she apply the institu- |does not apply to present lawyers, tional touch to her cases, | doctors and others. but only to boys “When the time comes that T|and girls under 15 who are in pro- must handle them es cases and not | fessional schools. as individuals, then will be the time mon De Valera's for me_to resign,” she says | cager for Making friends with wayward tongue as is hoys and girls is part of hev joh. She | the opposition does this in a practical manner, |little chance Youngsters must know that iaws It It's Interesting, It Comes to CRurch Street Church street as an advertising medium stands atop the list, to its being the news ceiter of New | Britain. People who have curiosi- ties always bring them dowa fo news writers to sce. Witnin {ne past week, therc have been a black snake, a prize pickerel, und an old fashioned ‘bicycle on the which claimed their share licity in the daily new: The activities of the past weck re- calls to mind some of the freais brought into the Herald in the past 10 years. For a time there se:med to be a lull in the curious but * It or Not" has added icst the movement. Scrgeant Ric» the state armory has brought pansies in the middle of wint the of pu De- | to of in are o0 Nixx and if2 h give it to Mr. “I don’t ](huv' the Dumb & an her conditions tare @ figure Finance party fs as storation of the Gaeli~ the government and s believed to have of success. Four-Piece Costumes Outgrowth of Pajamas Paris, Aug. 3. (P—Beltless pa- jama coats made on Caucasian lines are having their effect on daytime pajama styles. The longer coz are nearly all made on straight lines though a few have peplum skirts of Russian influence. Many pajama piece in their trousers, be on exceptions. Parerts learn the same thing. Although she exhibits a strong feeling of sympatheti cunderstanding | toward her junior clients, the iron | hand bencath the velvet glove is felt | when it becomes necessary. If Johnny, after reasonable warning still persists in mishehaving. Johnny must call aronnd at juvenil> and 11 it to the judge But that is not all. Johnny isn't going 1o get away with anyching, when he finally appears in i ovonile In order 10 make sure that parents. to whora the court ai taches the responsibility will know about Johnny's misdeeds ar the judge’'s ultimatum, one or Hoty pav ents must attend th> cour 20N with Johnny. | It may be that must | conrt costumes are fou- newest form, includ- sleeveless {uck-in top. short coat and a three quarter or knce length second coat. Brocaded cravat silks continue’ to the smartest mtaerial for "the classic Mor» ely ing court the costume. elaborate sets include an intric 5 embroidered long coat | Jonany would he | REAL GLOBE TROTTER all right if he were treaiel prop- | San IFrancisco, Aug 3.—Julins erly at home. Thon Miss Bristoll | Brittlebank is off on his tenth - finds it her foh 1o (alk to {he par- |around the world. He is a retired onts. Receatly sha came across u | cotton broker of Charleston, S. ¢ where a boy had been tied by {and his travels have enabled him to his thumbs (5 @ .door knob for a [pick up a dozen different languages: whole day. Jail would have heen |The present trip will take about a ‘he proper » for those parcuts, | year, he estimates, after which he The servic:s of the pranate conrt [ will commence eleventh jour- obtained and the boy frans- (ney around the world ferred to another home. Oftimes children not fed properly hungry and undernouished. * Th >n | first order established Miss Bristoll calls upon ofther [in the United States. 1t was “or- agencies in the city and the difficuity | ganized in Virginia in 17 his The order shoe was {he are are | of the Golden Horze- BEEN STUNG? Mayhe s an vacation Iy a week-end: wito trip; maybe You go (o the ink. or whatnot. Wherever it is, the wily mosquito, the busy bee, the ever- present “chigger.” is lyiny in wait; snakes, spiders, centipedes and similar insects have w habit of being inhospitable; poison fvy and poison oak look armless but cause a lot of trouble; dogs have been hnown to bite; gun: ave been known to go off when the owner thinks they are *unloaded fshliooks have been known to misbehave; people who think they know mushrooms find they have eaten toadstonls; winds blow foreign substances lito the eyes; and even cxpert swimmers do get cramps. 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