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|I'HI BEAR SHOWS HIS TI N B 't : Hera]d' THE SPEEDIEST SHIP SETH \l ived among her presents a toy | fork nee vall ew Dritain | The blue pennant of the Atlantic| Russia, it seems, ls prepared not —_— {telephone set. She was exhibiting| Q. How long is the Hudson 25 Years Ago Today segion ond )= produe HERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY | .0 /i1u carned by the new liner |{o resort to war against China, but Making a flight record is a hate- | this interesting device to a.relative |river? vesterly vind urovein whien 1 e 'n Vs aial i 5 % SR | ful busines 1t does you no good, [who had just been admitted to the| Three hundred and . fifteen ne gh Cmperatercs from remen, which on its maiden voy- |if there is going to be a little trouble | except for a moment, and just|bar and who was taking the law so | miles , : abnormally heated dis Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) | oo o nearly 9 hours off the |she will mot be caught unprepared. | makes things harder for the next| D e L tin 0| © Mn what parta) of fie Uniieq| At least one copy of the minules|in® J iy a0 At Herald Bidg. 67 Church, Street | *5 pp ¥ G she will no caug Wal e s e next seriously that he¢ couldn't talk or| G parts of the United of the common council has hal | tie interior to the North record previously held by the Mau- | With diplomatic relations broken | fellow. think except in legal terms | States ;ln-e olives grown quite an extensive trip. City Clerk states. SOBACHIPION RATES S fania.l The malden voyase record|off.| Russia has been ibysfarttnel 8w b e o cat avoniaten ta IJ ¥ "“fnnfim ;\"h ”)l Fd ‘H:“ x"m‘:“)'n"l"“'"‘d ‘\""“ {;"\‘lflo of Thompson sent a copy of the min-| ‘The mid-Atlantic coast disturb- 3 | a »arometer to | manded Murphy to this pin- | da, a a e exico. |utes of the first meeting to be pfint- |ance has disappeared after causing $8.00 a Year of the [ 4 days and 17 hours, | quickest to mobilize sundry detach- e e we AR o S | o 2 V E i ay using 32.00 Thres Monthy 3 AL foreteilithe Sweaier, buttevenyithereather barrister Q. Where have the Olympiced to Alderman Landers ¥n Europe fa general vain arca in porlicns of P Month |NOW stands supreme until again | ments in Manchuria, including tanks | poorest can iry to shuke salt out| The legal light accordingly took |Games been held and where will the | hut it did not reach his address |the Carolinas. Virginia and the Ap- s broken. Considering the large slice |and airplanes. It looks at this dis i"( L ahskat: cne end of th telephone #nd littls | NeXt ones be? | there until after he had ieft for|palachian mountains terday Botered at the Post Office at New Britain | knocked from the previous record |tance as if China is a bit outclassed | phe call of fhe great open spa ‘»“1*-q Murphy |hvlou|--r end and the “.r\’ <‘I_\(mmc Games were held in |home. The copy was therefore ra-| Areas of high pressure overlic the Second Class Mail Matter, | | f the great open spaces: |lawyer opened the conversation. | Athens. Greece, in 1896; Paris, |turned to New Britain, arriving here upper lake region and the Pac by the Breme: seems re a | some arf ts obiliza- e i A Shane A ! | s ain, a g i e region Q. he Br ml n it seems reasonable | in ,(\u;' tlepillml‘n : of mobil /nt‘ Hey! Got any gas to sparc ‘How is that case coming along. | France, in 1900; St. Louis, Missouri, |last night northwest. to suppose that if, in the near fu- | tion. The Nationalist governmen = 5o Tour Il Rl overting to|in 1904; Athens, Greece, g £t oS 1 TELEPHONE CALLS e e Teatoet ice in.fight. | Truth Iso’t really stranger than any Lo o ST S 4 Q"ff“' ‘H'_“" in 1906, { rhe jocal drum corps will attend | Conditions favor for this vicinity Business Office ..... 28 ure, a faster trip is made across |has had plenty of practice In-f&ht-1q \on = q¢ jug seems AU NS fenoritathpls bl 1 Olympic dispensa- | ij. nineteenth annual convention cf | fai¢ weather and not much change Editerial Rooms ... 926 {he Atlantic the Bremen will have|ing other Chinamen, but the Russian | patanse so few, recognize ft. Oh, dou't send a whole case,” |tion for Grezk games; London, Eng- | th, jvife and Drum corps association | in temperature to make it. This North German | Rear may be something else z\zum.‘ Lok Sel A V'Ivh;’;‘ \IN: Murphy .m.n-,nlu»um»l ‘:;:"]'l,'”’," \‘:,’P:-n;\.ml:kl?:?nlx“;\' :.“}?:‘ “’" the state of Connecticut. This{ Temperatures yesterday | »addy isn't feeling very well anc 912; Antwerp, Belgium, 920 | vaut 5 S e i 3 The only profitable advertising medium | Iloyd vessel gives the impression of | Kither this, or all the dispatches are| The jungle has A e e AT ‘. | Paris, I'rance, in 1924, and Amster- \"““ it will be held at Waterbury Low In the City. Circulation books and press | [t . The pe isn't drinking much 3 924, and and handsome prizes will be given room alweys open to advertisers. possessing such vastly improved en- | wrong. something that is not likely. punishment for sin is dgath Sin e dam, Holland, in 1928. The 1982 |3way 1o the winners. Atlanta S gines that the older ships are out-] However, Manchuria is a bad COURILIL I GRS | T ‘:"‘m{‘"' I’“’“":“ are schiefuled for|™ 5 of Wil was awsrded @ caii-| Auantie City 68 1 — .08 Angeles California. 8 s e Boston 2 ot the Associated Press classed. Or perhaps the Europa, |place for army maneuvering. Such SR | | MrwesLen rEAD T THEN THE PHON 3 3 |tract today to build a cottage for R o e “rmoviated Press 1a sxclusively en- | gigier snip still under construction, | 1ghting as may occur in all et e Ameranian S ering ourselves | [T TRKER TAPE. | A Ao e pingp | | @ Did Dempsey knock Firpo |john Boyle on Winthrop street. Blockasant s titled to the use for re-puulication of ROADe e matEucton, 5 > | to the utmost to pass a law; yepeal- | QUITE CONTENT UP THE RECEIVER- through the ropes in their fight in| The ladies’ reading and sewing Buffalo £6 i news credited to it or not otherwise | can be expected to surpass this fast | bility will be confined to control of |ing it by the simple expedient of | WITH THE WORLD. | SUDDENLY HE —— New York in September, 19237 Biralaiat ts. BoGth b hiaiil| Shicago b 72 R o SRR local | ow speed record. certain cities and the railroad line. | Pretending it doesn’t exist. 6.\ A, He knocked out Firpo in the mect Wednesday afterfoon at 3| Lininnati i e S : The s is 363,600 square il = = Lo second round, but did not send him | o'clock S & 4 | Denver 58 The newfangled apparatus on the | LB¢ province 15 363,600 square miles| ppe kind of “loyalty” the | & through th. DS pRL R DA Sl L De o J " 3 in extent and very mountainous. In | likes is the k . GeHers i o G AL G SR G g Member Audit Bureau of Circulation ' ossol Ly which airplanes for ship |likes is the Kind that gives him B Wi e the aroestmaRaatt buluth B, C M national organization it Jive 000,000 Chinese 2t t that nice monarch-of-all-he-surveys P = s > rie T A et Bewapapers and sdver |10 shore mail service is made reli- e et e et population per square mile | “Edwird 0. Kilbourne of ths b hae tisers with a strictly honest apalysis of s whom, however, won't know what | 8. s A. In the last census Rhodé rmers’ Alliance has estrangel | o Cireutation. Our eirculation statistics are the ruction is aboyt. The population — Island showed the largest popula- some of his Stanley Quarter follow-| .+ wascd upon this audit. This insures pro- ments, nse of compressed air i Heat prostration: Highbrow for population per square mile? (6 by (the < Jacksonville tection sgalnst fraud in newspaper dis- | Fi probably won't hother the Rugsians mean liquor. sgue g by the purchase of an automo- | yiijneapolis tection agalnat fraud o, lonal aud |10 catapuil the planes off the ship 18 | fio %2 qoean't get in the way A “Q ‘What nationality is the name Dbile. Minncanet local advertisera. L new idea or invention which at its 5 ) 5 Chunaa A , N JUMPED AS IF HE tarie T. N. Sexton and son of West i > »ps. Native Chinese LI signal that it's all HAD SOME 0 7 3 New Haven et Atat talal worked penfectlyl I this of the troops. Native Chinese who S e SR HAD BEEN SHOT | | pRACTICAL It is the Irench form of | Main street have gone to l.enox for xow York ] [ don't belong to military factions G ARMG A el o eele ) ‘ The Herald fa on smle daily o New lan i universally adopted the dif- ety L PLACED A TACK 3 EEn eks vacation. | New Orleans .88 York at_ Hotaling's Newsstand, Times| ; oy have a way of attending to their own | “A man is responsible for the evil IN HIS CHAWR ? Q. Does United States Continen- The clerks from the north enid® xorfolic, Va 82 68 Eoikredscaln RepR S B L SES ities which heretofore have beset |\ oo 204 are not likely to stir |that results from his acts.” Yeah? PERHAPS |T tal paper money sell at a premium? | Vil play the clerks ‘rom’ the south|northfeld, Vt 54 e e e ship to shore aviation will have been | o oojvon wp into militaristic | Ye.l- thousands starved in Shantung MEANT BUSINESS A Deslanalolis b Mofbicanty ““"‘”M [omoionge erscl DatuRent | Bt g o S e solve 16 probably will require s e A : e e e T i ) FAILURE OR United States Continental paper | “""9' s park. Portland, Me. .... 78 1 MAYOR AND THE COP | few more trips, and the use of the ]l !»\! h ; W}'» 'I o let ‘)’ regi- pers, = pvonzs-g‘.\és ey ot giyidate or denomination, || 4 “Y:“"“ - (‘:;‘lziflfm”"""-‘o‘h?-’ Portland, Ore. ........ 16 ; ar soldiers do the.dirly work. | A ROV when in good to fine condition. vourd has been called for tomorrow | st. 1.ouis Sha an enorts, rumors, declarations and |apparatus in varying sorts of weath- 2 7 & : ! P Al t. Loui s 90 Keports, 1t heiw s & <war about the| Tha: one-way sireet would" be w7)| [|MAYBE Tomosnow| UL R SEAERL, Ly AT ORI oskal o a S E I Vst ton B confidential information brought 1o [er. 1o indicate its practicability un- | cy Fastern railroad it will | MUch safer if drivers could agree on WE'LL KNOW THE, minted any $1.000 gold pieces? on the matter of awarding the con- os e Ailroac will s agree o i3 ) us that Mayor Paonessa will not run ‘4'” r all conditions; so far there is| s £ I i the way that's the one. ntgsou WHY ' A. No. ')’IAWLI[ f;r "hn _l'nnldmg of the Osgood for mayor again seem fo be borne |a likelihood that the shock which sluneaiiw sy | —— Q. From what is the word al-| ,‘T 0 he committee has re- | FALLING " | railroad is worth. The province be-| Example of {aikie culture: Tn an .S u—] | gebra derived? [ceived six bids and all are within HAIR ¢ ructions between | injured the structure of planes wit N e = out by the present ructior ) plancs with || oo Chirfa, is so mountainous as | Advertising reel announcing “The Quite’a Problem! A, IFrom the Arabic words “al ;"1“"‘”‘ Auahial the Sthool Semo Lacky Tiger knocks dandruff and him and Harry Mount, supernumer- the other m thods has been elimi- | = 0 o ine Nina sty notior Desert Song.” the star introduces a o ebar’ meaning to bind together ‘*ult and !urmshu:i for within the .wpl tions by killing germs ary officer, over a question of author- | nated by application of the com- & ’1 4 T | captain of French “calvary.” N (6. AT G oy b Ao 6 6 M‘]r‘)rflrllzmilah n'{ :;‘»”“lt ’ like Whyte Fox knocks ok army maneuvering, and isn't likely 4 ¢ DS i 3 avid Borg of s city. i eruptions. Both soldunder itv in a polling place last election | pressed air principle == Brospectiye Buyer: P¥oulsald LBAL | SEacibRions 1 VInE IO i T 1 e ot Money.Back Guarantee. ity in a 1 ¥ 10 be captured by the Bear no mai-| Friendly nations are the ones th : S LA A%, martbadiiino (the Hislorytog| cyclo ridsp ansestedion Sunday, ai; At Barbers and D i The of T R L © the ones that | (his station was only three blocks < 2 storyoilee o S i e ek day. The official welcome given by the | ar how many fanks there are. in||keep whetting their knives while as- | from the station and it s niaei? | Animal kingdom, when the an- Dated JanEnt e nanihie N Such controversies, regardless of | city of New York u ity o suring onc 5 oy : b ¢ 3 A ¢ e e e f $9.52 e same as assessed Such controv v of New York upon the arrival |(ne railroad towns. The worst thing | 515 on¢ another they wouldn't| peal Estatz Agent: “What do you cestors of our domestic dogs were |, ing hig agsociates = e their merits, invariably elicit sym- | of the ship's plane and Jater the new | that may happen is the destruction cut_anyhody except some trouble-| cara? You own w house. You can | i the¥ slept in the woods of|Tcygirman Boyle is h & iR : this > b A f de some strange s & 3 a1 open When they were ready to k e is having the pathy for the under dog. In this [liner, was a formality that New lof the railroad tracks A mortgage it and buy a car e down, they first had o {rample |2CVeral fire department vehicles ov- at Veryt 1ng case the policeman is the deg. | York habitually extends to all new If you are caught smuggling T Donald P, the grass flat about them to make ;’rhiulcd in local repair shops. The . h F There no do are a plenitnde of | liners after their maiden voyages. iy 3 quarts. you get shot: if . vou are ADE S by R D v g bl Gl RGBT B Bk without I'ear strong.willed Democrats in the city | In these uffairs the first port of the QUICK TRIPS BY AIR caught smugeling karats, you get AUE ANOMANT RRbiE wad tae f ihs instioets ot/®d uD and a nuniber nt details cou = A P E e Establishment of an additional | Your picture on the society o, Ry Ired Behrens, Jr. the animals which has hee ‘ans. | Nected with the hose wagons ar 0on who cannot understand how the nation does itself proud : iety pag 1 n trans- | ca s ation does itselt proud in the cor-{ oo oo corvice between New i I maie & woman for a liltla’story. | mitted to the dogs of today who | SInE atiended io he total cost mayor might be wrong in this ruc- | diality of the greetings and the . 5 The 18th amendment shouldn't Uashioned her thoughtfully and | keep it u of this work the chairman places =i Are there lots of foods you can't York and Boston would indicate ot | = $300 Bloati tion; but there are many continually | ¢ity’s well wishes. T » | et discouraged yet. Think how with great care, Q. What is the strongest hone | "7 eat—for fear of gas, bloating, straddling the political fence who hat there are a sufficiency of hur- |long the 14th and 13th have been | To make her careless, thoughtless of and the strongest muscle in the e pains in the stomach and kfaowels. ried individuals wi o afford | trying. the glory. human body . vorite T e R har | AT St AR T ! 9. aflord i Ottt i o 0b 4 et e e y ol aee A% e g s pay $30 each way to make the air| === breasts and hair A he femur is {he strongest servations ishes—while the rest enjoy them? to be their guide, and who will see PARIE e e S orrect this sentenc “Mother | And for her mind | drew on every bone and the serratus mag or That’s a sign you need Tanlac! it in no other light than a puncture AT | went away for the day.” eried the \Uealicas S T G (o T iy ears Tanlac has When Alfred Fuller of Hartford, And it may indicate that le arc | childre . n t el ol of the bubble of lese majeste. ? g : ' 2 at people are ! children in chorns. “and didn’t tell | Of women 1 dislike, and their strongest muscle, e eatner restored to vigorous health thou- Lead of the Fuller Brush Company, hecoming more air-conscious every | U8 fonty things we musin't do.” obliqueness. Q. Is there life on the moon? sands who denied themselves their The worst that can be said against was in Halifax recently he gave fel- | day (Copyright 1929, Publishers A. No. favorite foods just as you have to. the supernumerary is that he told low Rotarians in the Nova Scotian Some one will see in this (lr\»]A‘ Syndicate) L tdedaioman toiaglilie i cas; R naesptnofskyblucs Sveeahing on g8 Ul —Iorecast Mr. William Martell, of 15 Har- B haaatic iainotrelcyniat lmEl ool Ao mA R (o S oA ot wen ot vyngh : B il ym.{ e . : m,\’_) )n].v blue ;»mn-nrhanu\ is duc r«la.. im:m. i :}\».n England: Partly "\cih St., Pawtucket, R. L, :“t‘l i a crec A ngland E e picture with a scratch- he breaking up of the rays of cloudy fomg and Vednesday; D i the mayor. The weakness about this | posed tariff measure which 1 b { ’ ! g up rays o 9 0ve ht nd Wednesday; y digestion was so poor tha r hich will bear | that there is enough air passenger h"”fl ing pen white light of the sun by particles | warmer in the south portion to- had to live on toast and eggs for statement is not that every super- |apalysis in the state where his con- business between Boston and New Not of great beauty, nor possessed of dust. water, vapor and other im- night, cooler Wednesday; moderate six months. Tanlac made a contin- numerary should know a threc-term | cern functions. Mr. FFuller, quoted in | York to warrant the opera elel e RuEienii ihea.n to fresh southwest shifting to north- uous improvement and I've gained e B e el Th e i e et e |' e operation of | To toy with men Q. What nationality is the name | West and north winds. 22 1bs.” PR digesti a ght, e Halifs erald ubted whether e two air lines. Considering that Nor did 1 seek to please my own Velma? Forecast for Eastern New Yo It you suffer from indigestion, main possible for a substitute police- {he Hawley tariff bill would pass, |an airplane of the sort in use does | fond fancy A, It is Slavie, meaning “great | Partly cloudy tonight and Wednes. £as, dizzines ;“headaahee.t’fm\lnpm man who is employed by a manufac- ' and it did he was of the o - L | Of womanhood. I named her lightly | prace da warmer in extreme s p tion or torpi ner—gne anlac a L as of the opinion nct transport more than half the Lgvoma. HELD R R Y . pinNEXiremetscLtiiand turing concern not to_have the op- |it would be vetoed by President 'numbe ; it the | MHae ye heard this one ? “Naney.” O What 1o theteolon anal sist|cooler. Th¥mortniEption' tenight-e chanceitolhielp youl Wilhe first bot- ity so Ak O > Zesideni R ERal ERCRiE bl oo mea it 2 of the Russian wolfhound? cooler Wednesda el nBS tle often brings the needed relief. yortunity of making & mayoria ac:|Hoover welves in the ordinary Pullman rail. | THE FISHERMAN'S PRAYER | made a womun for a little money | A. White usually predominates, |{resh southwest, shifting to north- Tanlac is a good, pure medicine, quaintance. We say that is possible. | 1o joyjer made four propositions: | 103d coach, travel i i | The “Saucy Lass,” fishing out of Thinking o seil the story when combined with jemon, tan, brindle, west and north winds. made of roots, barks, and_ herbs it made four proposition n this manner 5 5 3 and are not speculating on i B e AL cannot be said to be widespread a | Leith in the old days heforc stcam twas writ | gray or black markings. Whole| New Haven and vicinity: Iair that are recognized by the United robability. The weakness of the ason for B 8| trawlers had crowded the North sca |1 made h love a brute — 1| colored individuals of those tints|and slightly warmer tonight; Wea- States Pharmacopoeia. Get it from P ¥ 2 tariff wall hetween the United |Yeto In ten more years, however, |and taken tie livings away from the T e R Shtaal o Al b Solid bl A T s A ¢ druggist today. Your money statement lay in the inference thal g6 and Canada It is possible that dozens of such |ancient srder of Scotlish fishermen, | And A black and .mn‘;lv;n"(‘-nlx;;:l::nw;‘l:: ]\m?. oo :\;g“-i]y:(.:.-uo:( the ;ch if 1tmaoesnthnlp you. had the substitute known the mayor 2. A tariff should equalize t | airships will be traveling t».»(wp,nvmr'u ito a real zale of wind 30 |But resting, with my carcful labor |qualification. The standard height of high pressure over the he would not have told him to leave | sauallssthenit (il oo Bnd b et miles cast of the May Island. | finished for males is hetween 28 and castern states has shifted from New the polling place. As Mr. Mount in- """'" Vbwpart IatoniRoRE DEtRR ok e nve enadualiy fe e A “v?\'v“ Ve L:’L(;:l‘l“r\(“ SRl el e S B 1\:‘”' Sl '.:"rim:‘\mli S e LR the United States and foreign coun- i Argouaiivarecuced. | skippered by Adam Studdert, did ished, S8 083 75 to 105 an /ilmington 30.26 inches. #ists he has nothing to apologize for. | their bes e soster i D08 I e LN . Baomane 'hx ”:’r\' ORIZE (0% | oy leaving the Interence it should 2 ety :hl“:rJ ’;'v:,:,'\\";uln‘y v m) Tvlulul\_..‘rmi‘l e ’ : o ‘lpmnuh bitches 15 to 20 ‘pounds Im: .-pf.;..\,., TSI T ving been i e ht in te ) s THE EFFECT OF DETOURS i g5 zan 10 look =0 hlacl ha iade a woman or the love of [less trough of low pressure over the St USED e el s naa o) CoanaHEthersorghaino Rl R ner: SEeln e e 1\::::'(“",‘1\”]"1 to hi \m;‘n}m zot Heaven, Q. How can rust spots he 52 Mlu'ION BOTILES US 3. He x ) ; 8 est | ¢ on their knees nd this was| Will someone k 2 AL Nouad St ~ Tl reason he thought that was the 3. He believed American manu- | Main street was being paved, Iraflll"”“ prayer he put up to Heaven: A ]n:lfl,iti ::“rlkm Sl 1"“‘\. i fcomBeem ntipalks ; 5 tep- | facturers can compete with othe q, ‘ 3 ops proper way to act toward all inter- ' 5 i other [ive Tt outed o TR Srd i Tiosdll Yo e fal iy benlen!| Beforabily ioil b andl senscst have e I T e Jopera who were not there fo vote, | COUDLFIES having the same labor con- | did not do the street. Which | 5 this time although me an’ my lads | AR Ve s s f2y 0 y G WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE? T ditions, or conditi | o the pavement in Lake |think we're no just the worst crew | Ry her b C l\fl\" NICA fED Nils Asther, Richard Barthelmess, John Barrymore, The law does not allow anyone nditions cqualized by | street much good. Indeed. hy the [001 o' Leith wnen it comes to a . "" idshedrl Gary ‘Cuoper. Rlchiard; Dix. Jahn - Olibert, Contad: hagel, access (o such a place unless he is | tariff adjustment, time the def o snorter frae the Norwit! P Uil s el e o cc c P ime the detouring was over it was | nerier it 20K We wad passioned, Inquirer Inquires About Mayor and Our Washington Bureau has prepared a comprehiensiva bulletin an election official or is voting. But | 4. He favored the formation of an | something of a sight Desirous of the woman I have fash Officer Mount. A T L L L Rl srine ernment, the police, the fire de- |tariffs between the United States and | Yolume of traffic being detoured Regarding the controversy be- | p— == = == = =(LIP COUPON HERE ¥— — — — = a & o Mildred: “Red means danger and |tween the mayor and Policeman | partment and everything else, with | Canada. ilong Myrtle stree 4 3 i b FRUT ant 2 W i I e ; i treet and along Bur- green means safe, doesn't it? [ sup. | Mount. 1 would suggest that the| | ~“‘“l‘ EOIIOR fuaohing on Hiyéau S vew britain SHerald L oA e and fire c 5- et stree Ves g 5 New Yo venue. shington i i ritt street to West Main street—this pose you have to think awtully |board of police commissioners con- | I y ‘(M "h",""' “‘#1““ RS | ers, ete s to have the while the . - 0 : 2 s , A want a copy of the bulletin POPULAR MEN OF THE SCREEN, an sioners, efc., ms to hay 'Tl Boing at pianulaciurer aod nol7a ile the Black Rock bridge is un- quick sometimes |sult some legal authority as to the | l,,, B L S S right of visitation, according 1o the | wugern farmer, Mr. Fuller does not der reconstruction; similarly traffic Railroad Man Yes, and some- |Powers of the mayor. | stamps to cover postage and handling cc city charter see the necessity of sh , is being detoured along Black Rock times I don’t know what to do, One| He may by virtue of his office be | I s h essify of shutting out| LB C T el time a red-headed girl in a green |he man higher up in the police de- AaRtH What is more probably the case, | Canadian farm products in order to | 1 404 Corhin avenuc like to point ool to Ye, Lord, that|d7es® fllrted with me!” partment, but I doubt if he has any | STREET AND NUMBER ... o however, ia that the mayor was in |raise the price of American farm | 1'ese detour streets are more or | we're no aye nag-nagsin' at Ye for ikt Al | UL S GRS LR the velling plice . 40 4ee. How, the | produce 1o Amerlcan. conaumers. | o JRIOVEd, and siter a wesk of zome Special dispensalion like the (graral cleccons i R Demoeratio ticket was getting along. | That Ia the chier abjsctof ‘taritr ald | CLOUFInE: thelr aurface ds olly and'| < ethody puddies; we're quict, decent | WHy Taxi Drivers Look Haggard! ’”:““”‘(h" '”"" theeainy "“”‘ll”l"‘ 1 am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, i [ s s folk, sittin’ in the laft o the I3 Careful, ‘sweet papa, you'll break |in the voting place as you and &, K ‘ i Omiless onn Ziess ob motth B pent L roakt s o ! shiny. That is the eriteri f he - DAl tab- DA MOl aRiEe s nl ¢ guess is not worth a cent | for the farmers.” Unfortunately, the | is the criterion of heavy | jighed Kirk. And if 1t pleases Yo to | Your arm and no more. e _I' Be was In the palling place for no | farmers, admitting the * impeach- traffic on a road. the result of much keep us frac droonin' this time L e INQUIRER other purpose than this, not 0 see | mant, point to the fact that the tar- rubber rolling along it, mixed with a | We'll no frouble Yo aaain for o lang, “Just hecause 1 odon't care to. that the election officials earned iy on manufactured arti coric | little oil now and then lang time, Amen! : Y 4 ' wrticles works g You'll never know it it's the kind < H 1 i their money. 1f he was in the poll- am One wonders how the pavements 3 1e kin t etk : vivemen GareLicey ickey (Himse cGuire y Fontaine Fox ing place for any other reason, since - s on these streets will 100k by the time Q‘_V ¢ oty At the tariff should equalize the - - - when did he get that way on an «iec- | | " i walize the | tho hridge is completed. They at U z “Whata' you stopping here for? difference tween lab costs at 2 2 Honkaiye ; I oF 15 At jeast are being thoroughly tested ey ome a 1hroad, as [uller con- ‘0 R o i o Win ), ] 1's 8 1 Perhaps Supernumerary Mount, [ . LapoatiasbE o p « “p"llll:ml ; mnl “;“ \‘ 1 Wieatnt i Sk tends, reads like a leaf from McKin- . onyHgTit AN EONEBORG Q1IN OEH | noting the stranger, got tired watch- “NOT A CANDID 3 ® rang t Wi R ADIDAT National Newspaper Seryvice Calling a Spade a Spade? ing him and communicated his emo- | | L In telling the world he is not a dohn K. Dille, President A _portly gentleman, fanning him tions. The mayor returned; and then | (NANE¢d: American mass production | candidate for the presidensy, Goy 26 W. Madison Street 1, was decidedly annoyed by the st bt ain e f e kD Dt et e et i hicago heat while waiting for a glass of ice tion of emotions; mutus Soktollmotios eOEmannin SEvaR e Yol U ld i e) e Tha what many a “‘;«r SR L American production pe ke Sl s e Wienii 10 a sald 266 BSRi tine merican production per worker 80 | candidate has said in the past. Three b yonr nam i ahend of foreig ¢ et i koot Bos To ot A 1 ‘oreign workers in most vears before the nomination conven- “No siuh—it's Moss i zs that there . par g SWell it o TR Ao o he thais ling t 1hére is no comparison | tions such a statement means little Well, it ought to he Nero—yon Snk: Pandl (he! mayor, bas iatw all. The value of an American he New York governor looks ,‘"“ Hoaiinesscraundi i L known, is not hackward on saying rker's o t per day, compared | more important as a candidate for IB: UL, = | with 1 e of 1 i MAxsoN —Fred Manre what he thinks. Especially when a alue of the foreign work- | the presidency than he ever did he FoxeaLr JUDELL (Copyri 1920, f umlv:m: A A per day, would be a fair- | fore. Vorbidden) ity ‘ vardstick, But ot is seldom men- Before th next nominating con- S 3 i3 fasl g e Bl e R o) Send all communications to Fun The entir matler should have 2 a dif- | ventions, however, there is a state Shop Editor, care of the New s | %eeg drdpped atier it happened, The nee i ARES, vlection in New York. This takes | Britaln Herald, and your letter es lonQ policeman perhaps could have been | The naming of an arbitration | Place in 1930. It Governor Roosevelt will be forwarded to New York. e e R et ot oS o ek 16 the tariff be. | 18 re-elected—he undoubtedly will be and wgrs have satisficd public curiosity as to | 'Ween the United States and Canada | "€ nominated—the way towards the THose: Misleading: Vacation 3 palde ; “rolders™t what happens 10 4 ¢ g - s a new thought, but probably | Presidential candidacy will be that : dentally : o B much smoother. Wh el Ltenans et o nonsh To n | entally susses the mayor would not work so long as the taritt | ™ ner hat he said in who spent our whole vacation This no doubt is what s \ football of politics on both sides | 1929 about not being a candidate, | In searching here and there to find would have done had t zured on | Of 1 ne. The politicians would say will searcely he remembered a mythical location | e e e G s v e , For we'll admit we tried in vain g for two weeks 1o nserving vo " ! no | “IENLY 10 a4 commission partly plant That lake-front view Bt e e e acts and anaes portrayed wpon trritation ather political reasons . — Or the mayor could | ' on a Blayte By i e o 4 - R Well, folks, we must name the Schuyler And Grant said. ‘'l | QUESTIONS ANSWERED i Nl ! AL « paper money. Mhall we cal| (18Dt it out on this line if it takes| you can get an answer to an fi Lk aning a smaller bill e Sar question of fact or information by r ing to | \ tar tween the United o "”.“ o ORI He was |y iting to the Question Editor, New whole town would huave tulked about ind Canada. This surely must Fabl Onee a wife departed for . “‘} 2e ihe lelphony | Britain Heraid, Washington mrcau,‘ S S e e L hinke. tre | vacation without calling hack: | MUmhr he wanie g Saanins 1122 New York avenue, Washington, | i And don't forget to water my E Dt yeen with the mayor, while 1 . ople of « | . enclosing two ce stamp heen with the mayor, while the cop's | 1 a8 prosperous | plants.” WeonRONEROwn T Tan(ary De] st SECoH T8 S \‘.'fn”! friends, too, would have been forced | A8 he U State, that th Regulations! plys dedlealsantiand martsl ] 500 | re T Conan raocBmlalionst il [2dvise cantiot b glveh,inar cantes: o smile and like | serious diversity in wages, and [ ° 10 e DIANC "' Isnit ; symhol pasn SES g Bell | tended research be undertaken. All| i e S e A0 or peace, bt of victors t meant T e very young genemation | o(ner questions will re e . ¢ ned theun! the dove from Noah's ark had at|S¢ems fo feel that Mr. Volstead's JuesLiony NIl mecEionR grel “much ado about little, a storm in | States ceds the i 1 sonal reply UnisiEpsd menveats cans a m in e production of a last found a parking place enabling act did not have a comple not bhe answered, All letters ar a teapot.” and “making a mountain | 1Ariff wall. There seems to be a na- st of teeth. At least (hat impression | onfdential.—Editor, i i out of A mole hill.” What hoth sides | tion whose competition we do not Tt ian't foar of spoiling her com-|comes from Mary Lou, fhe six-year- | 5 T e (e e i plexion that keeps modern woman | old daughter of Clem W. Murphy Q. Should watermelon be eaten (“Fontaine Fox : » | | trom crying. What is there left to, Last Christmas, Miss Murphy re- | with a fork or spoon? | | [