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v =3 WERALD PUBLISNING COMPANT SUBSCRIPTION RATES .mfln_hfl. .!‘ |u.’-l-n Bateréd ot the Pest Office at New Britala o8 Secead Clase Mail Matter, e refitable advertising medium A tien beoks and press [ % Titied' o the use for 're-publication of Il news credited to it er not otherwise credited in this paper sad also local sews published therein. Momber Audit Dusess of Circulation The A B. C. is & mational organization whieh furnishes newspapers sud sdver- timrs with a strictly honest analysis of ciroulation. Our circulation statistice are Sesed upon this audit. Thie insures pro- toction against fraud In mewspaper dis- tribution figures to both national and n sale dally in New York st Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Sauare; Schuits's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, ¢2nd Street. —— ————— The Herald 1s Three arrests for automobile speeding on West Main street in one day, and all resulting in fines and costs, is not a bad record for the . police. This boulevard is used for more speeding than any in town, and the police can do no better than 1o keep a steady eye on it. It might cost the city a little extra money to have additional metorcycle officers patrolling it, but the possible fines would yield a neat profit on the in- vestment and in the long run pre- ments from New England. NOOVER AND THE SENATE For a president of the United States to be at least slightly at odds with the Senate is something of a normal condition. The climax came 4 i 1 during the second Wilson adminis- | pjetor would do well to_place some tration, and there have been recur- rent anti-climaxes ever since. The mest recent was that of late yester- day, when the Senate stood all fours for farm relief with the de- benture plan, contrary to the wishes of the President. Mr. Hoover round- ly “condemned” the Senate for its | perversity; but what good does that do? Presidents have been condemn- ing the Senate since it started. more or less, and there is no evidence that the Senate ever becomes un- duly alarmed at presidential con- demnation. Although the Senate vote was close, 46 to 3, this was a few bet. | ter in favor of debentures than had | been anticipated. For several days the forecasters had said a tie would result, . and that Vice President Curtls’ vote would be required to break It. This would have been a victery for President Hoover, as the .Vice President is supposed to work hand in glove with the administra- tion. Such a fond expectation, how- over, falled to materialize. But the end of the pretty tussle has not arrived, and we dont doupt that the end will be a victory for farm rellef on the Hoover plan. Should the House vote on Thursday instruct the confreres to stick to | their guns, the Benate is expected to | yield. This may be merely another expectation, of course; but if some oort of bill, however ineffectual, is net agreed upon the administration will receive a black eye in the eyes | of the agricultural citizenry. It must e remembered that the special ses- sion was called to provide farm re- | let, or at least to go through the metions ef providing such relief. and to be stalled in this manner will be & serious blow. THE FURORE ABOUT CARNIVALS Carnivals take meoney from a city. But se do chain order houses. S0 do absentee land- lords and absentee stockholders. So do sutemobile manufacturers. 8o do moving picture producers. 8o do citisens whenever they spend money elsswhere, be it on & business trip or & vacation. Meney is going out of the city all the time. And as it goes out, it also comes in, largely through the aid of the industrial plants. The argument that carnivals are an evil because they take money out of a city, therefore, scarcely holds water. A more logical criterion is where- by ene seeks to determine what specles of enjoyment or entertain- jadvertised itself as givi | carnival, | ferocious New Britain officials, has stores and mail | fact that they obtain patronage from this city indicates that some citisens owning automeblles care for the apecies of entertainment offered. Even it New Britain were to take down the bars against carnivals, and double or treble the fees, there would be no need for carnivals to show in this city to reach New Brit- ain residents. The spot alongside Willow Brook park in Kensington seems ideally situated for New Britain business, and carnival pro- prietors can afford to smile at the furore in New Britain. If they have a sense of humer, they doubtless are smiling quite broadly. " The question then resolves upon the obligations of Berlin toward its neighboring big brother. Unless our knowledge of human nature is de- fective, we anticipate no help what- ever from Berlin's officials. Berlin is a bit peeved at New Britain at this moment, having had the cost of fire- fighting services more than doubled. and being forced to meet the exac- tions of the fireboard without pos- sibility of an alternate plan of its own. Lying prostrate, Berlin suffer- ed as the heavy boots of New Brit- ain’s fire commissioners stepped on her. This puts Berlin in the mood to let New Britain suffer in turn in connection with the carnival men- ace. As the sports writers would say, it is not “50-50." The Berlin carnival, it appears, g a show in Willow Brook park. This naturally was slightly in error and constituted improper advertising; but it was not misleading. Everyone would know that the carnival practically is in New Britain's park, that it practical- ly is in New Britain, that it would 80 into the red were it not for trade from New Britain, Meanwhile it is evident that the through the agency of obtained considerable valuable first- page advertising. The carnival pre. of New Britain's officia® on his pay- roll. EXPANDING COMMUNITIES When Connecticut cities and towns begin to spread their business sections to other than the Main streets it is a pretty good sign that they are growing. Middletown be- gan sometime ago, and announce- ment Saturday by the Connecticut Power Co. of the acquisition of property on Broad and Court streets is another indication of the trek of large concerns off Main street. —Middletown Press. It is a slow process, however. Nearly every community in Con- necticut has been built up around a “center;” a town without such a designated area is rare. For genera- tions most business has been cen. tralized toward such centers, trolley lines and bus lines radiate to it, and it 18 the terminus for almost all the crowds who come downtown. It is difficult to change the habits of long- standing. But. as the Middletown paper notes, it is being done, and a sure sign of growth in our com- munities is when the thraldom of the centér is broken and business ' houses take to other streets. We have had a beginning of this in New Britain, except that the situation is somewhat underestimat- ed here because this city possesscs five strects of the “Main” family— Main, South Main, North Main, East Main and West Main—which by the way is the most confusing system for strangers that was ever invented. For generations only Main street, more or less contiguous to the Cen- ter, was almost solely deveted to business, today the business center has expanded to include a goodly part of the other Main streets, which jut from downtown in various directions, and so long as such expansion has been away from the center it qualifies as such regardless of the name of the streets. Concentration of commerce with- in a small area of a city is a good thing for realty owners ewning pro- perty thereabouts, but its expansion to other streets aids realtors in other sections. Such expansion is in part dictated by econemic reasons; when rent gets so high in a central- ized area that business finds it a |burden it is natural that it will | break bounds. That no doubt is what has happened in Middletown, in New | Britain and in scores of other cities where this tendency 18 noticeable. ment carnivals offer te citizens for their earnings of last year. Which ssems to prove definitely that with the increasing dispropor- tion between prices paid for stocks and earnings per share, the per- centage of return to the purchaser upon his investment has grown smaller by a large margin. Of course, shares in the recent bull markets were bought principally upon the hope they would rise in price, and few buyers seem to have been interested in the possibilities of returns upon a long-time invest- ment. During 1927 and 1928, accord- ing to the computations of the Standard Statistics Co., the yield on |90 common stocks tell from over § per cent to about 3 1-2 per cent. It can be said, therefore, that such stocks, representing the majority of the popular isues, are trifling com- pensations for investment. One can obtain decidedly higher returns at a savings bank. This would deter in- vestors were it not for the fact that stocks nowadays are not bought for the possibility of current income, which once was a definite part of | the reckoning. From the standpoint of current income most of these highly touted stocks bring in less returns than bonds; yet, during the recurrent bull markets, the bond market was affected unfavorably. i The person paying, say $200, for a common stock earning 6 per cent on a par of $100 is earning only 3 per cent; but what nine out of ten of the buyers anticipate or hope for. is that the stock will go up to $250 be. fore it turns back in its flight. The marginal “investor” takes even greater chances, being in a greater hurry to earn or lose money without mental effort. To many the disparity between average prices of common stocks and the average earning power of the corporations is unhealthy economics; but a serious recession to former levels would spell disaster for thou- sands of innocent purchasers and might well create difficult times fi. nancially. The aternative is an in- crease in corporation earnings to provide current income commen- surate with the increased values of the average common stocks, but this is extremely unlikely. Time may solve the riddle, but time doesn’t hurry. THE FREIGAT RATE THREAT TO NEW ENGLAND Something is always “threatening” INew England. At the moment there is an effort under way to increase the freight rates, which if success- ful will cost shippers $10,000,000 a year additional. New England must pay long.distance rates for raw material, and must pay similar rates to ship the finished sproducts to some of its marketa The New York rate, prized by New England, is at stake; and also the differential rates on west-bound traffic over the Canadian routes. The latter In the past have been a treasured shield to shippers in fighting the exactions of the trunk lines. This tifme there is also an attack made upon the differ. ential rates, this through the influ- ence which the trunk lines are said to exercise in the policies of the Canadian lines. The eastern class rate investiga- tion has been going on for several years. Hearings were held in Boston in 1925. The object has been to dis- cover the irregularities in rates and provide a better rate structure be. tween central freight territory and the East. This led the carriers to present a readjustment scheme to the Interstate Commerce Commis- sion which is based on milcage. The contention of New England is that a mileage basis will reducc the area in which her industries can com- pete, but is willing to compromise with a plan whereby mileage rates can be used up to a distance of about 400 miles of Boston, and that for points beyond rates be blanketed. Chicago shippers, however, strongly urge the mijeage basis. A mileage basis would increase New England shipments 7 cents a hundred pounds on first class traffic. For nearly 50 years New Eng- land has shipped goods to the cen- tral territory at the New York rates; but shipments east bound have been higher than the Chicago-New York rate, on a scale from 7 cents on first class commodities to 2 cents on sixth-class commodities. The car- riers originated the different rates in order to obtain a maximum of west- bound tonnage: for every five car- . the money they got. On this point | STOCK PRICES AND INCOME _‘loldn of east bound freight there are e the carnivals have lost out in many a city, including New Britain. The | Determining what a stock ought to sell for on a basis of the earnings only three carloads going west out of New England. The idea is to avoid quality of entertainment usually 1s Of the concern named on the we- transporting “empties” to the West. the weakest link in the carnival curity is ncarly a forgotten art. | But New England often has had chain. Some are vastly better than Leonard Ayrcs, vice president of the |t0 fight for the lower westbound others, and there is a guild of carni- | Cleveland Trust Co.. one of the few [rate, and usually won the victory by | admitted the Beadle. “The first two val proprietors who are endeavor- ing.to uplift the character of their entertaining features. this city, however. indicates they have not as yct heen notably suc- cesaful. Irrespective of what New Britain dess or does not de about the carni- 8l menace in the neighboring town ™ Berlin, it appears unlikely that pg v ill be changed for the . Beilin does mot oppose the #and adjoins New Britain. Car- ld"l'ria) stocks were selling on an One rate west and another cast, but "Sivilp ov 1nc Kensington line arc “ ly situated to appeal 1o Poemems ffom Now Britain, and the Sentiment in | who are inclined to bear this in | mind, was like a voice in the wilder- | he showed that during 1924, 1925 and 1926 prices of repre- sentative stocks remained near a constant relation to their earnings per share, hut at the end of 1923 buyers were paying twice as much for a share on a basis of earnings. The tion. announced last April. that in- average of 15 times their earnings, railroad stocks at 13 times, and pub- lic utility stocks at 19 to 20 times having recourse to the Canadian | differential. There are several Cana- dian lines having access to New England, and in the past they have (been willing to provide the lower rate because they wanted the busi- I ness. | Now the possibility is a loss of (both the New York rate and the Standard Statistics Co. follow. |Canadian differential. An examiner | ed with the result of an investiga. , for the I. C. C. has rcported that the | !Commission could not prescribe that the railroads could voluntarily grant the two rates. | The point is, will the trunk lines NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, JUNE ‘12, 192, volunteer to continue these rates? Certainly not if they can induce the Canadian lines to withdraw the dif- ferential. The trunk lines are re- ported to have voted to use their in- fluence with the Canadian lines to discontinue the differential, and it that succeeds there will be no more New York rate for westbound ship. ments for New England. Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Description of a nobody: “He's so unimportant he feéls flattered when he gets a questionnaire.” Bonds are those cheap 'things bought by the broker who urges you to spend yours for stocks. Life insurance: A sum of money entirely surrounded by automobile salesmen. An automobile salesman: fell dead in 8t. Louis, which probably shows the danger of offering to pay cash. Prohibition has its faults, but itl doesn’t keep half the force from showing up Monday morning. | A house dress is any fetching lit- tle thing 2 woman slips on when she sces a neighbor coming. by Shortage To carry a gun, Folks, a permit's required, Or else we're in bad when the fool thing is fired, But since no fun permit is needed, we say Why aren’t there more grins on display? cheery The Deuce! Wells: “Life is a funny game.” Moore: “Yes. The men spend it trying to produce and the women spend it trying to reduce i Doredom: The state of footish | people Who would think the hours | too short if they had but a week to live, Bonds would be issued more sensi- bly if people would remember thal highway paving is not permanent construction but an everlasting ex. pense. Maybe the league of nations will save the whales, but it won't save any other helpless area that is full of oil. Americanism: A national econ- demnation of gambling; a natienal yearning to get something for noth- ing. The chap who once sold horses that would be eight years old next spring now offets 40 used cars, all traded in by old couples who never |drove fast, & It takes a deep knowlelige of hu- man nature to know whether the clerk is mad aboBt something or just trying to act like a duchess. You can recognize the three classes by their sayings: “Mow much off for cash?’ and *“Charge it, please,” and “Try and get it.” Alas! The only ones equipped | with the grand manner are deniad opportunity to use it except on the other boarders. 1f Nature is 50 grand, why did she intensify the passions in hot clim where kisses skid? Yet the man who won't ride in a plane still laughs at the old chap who s: in one o’ them autymobiles.” You have no idea how vast our educational system is. Official fig- ures inform us that 17 million peo- |ple are now monkeying with Wall by street. ‘Those scientists who are trying to i find absolute zero should place a thermometer on our banker's eyes and ask him to renew a note. Correct this sentence: “And an- other thing,” said the irate fathe “when I was your age, I didn't speak disrespectfully to my parents.” Copyright 1929, Publishers Syndicate " Aaa¥ir Harny - &35 Hee yo hoard thisome? | TRUTH FROM THE BEADLE The “preachings for the vacancy" in Newton Frunmore Free Church were now all over and a very hand- some young minister had been in- stalled in office. But he had only got the job, so to speak, by the skin of his teeth and rumor had it that the Beadle, or church officer as he is called, had had a lot do with his ultimate appointment. This rumer event got to the minister's ears and Now, Johny on an early Sunday, after the ser- vice, he thought he would sound the Beadle as to why he had been so active in his support. To tell the truth he was just a little bit flat- tered. “Now. John," said the minister as the other was helping him off with his gown, “I want you to tell me why vou were so keen a supporter of mine in the vacancy now happily filed. Did my trial sermon appeal to you very much?” , it wasna that exactly,” |men we heard were far better | preachers than you. The third was a little better-lookin’ and the fourth was the very man for this kirk in lots o' regards. In fact I was a’ for him an’ dootless he wad hae got the job but at ths last 1 says to masel’, says 1. “John MacKay, go warily— this chap’s only five feet high and what sert o' a sicht will T look in the wee shrimp's aul clothes!™. Cuba is one of the landlords of the United Btates: the Guantanamo area is leased from Cuba at an an- s: “You won't never get me |want to sit so far down in front?" 1 walk with you, cutie!” i important! { that kid Walter Joins the Farm Bloc! By Walter P. Membard The way that country clubs expand And use up ground is most alarm- ing; If they continue buying land There won't be any left for farming. These millionaires do lots of harm.. Without so much as beg-your-par- don They turn a selfrespecting farm Into a stuck-up formal garden. They plant a hundred kinds of trees But not u solitary punkin; They tear out all the corn and peas And put a lot of fancy junk in. The country's virtues all will go When city fellows overcrowd it— When I was young, I'd have you know, Our townships wouldn’t have allow- ed. it The nation’s in an awful way, With farms abandoned, city's swell- ing; Now my place you say?— Well, YES, I might consider selling! here—what's that Fresh! Movie Usherette: “Why do you Patron: “8o0 I can get a longer —Rev. C. H. Ross A woman is as happy as she looks retty. l Society sneered at this. “But, wait!"” said the Steel King. “Know that my wife has wrelched luck at bridge! It's terrible!" At once Soclety opened its arma, and the Stes] Queen is cordially in- vited to all the afternoona! MNodern Viewpoint! “1 hear you're playing Yes. Just a beginner.” ow's your game?' ‘Pretty good. I made the cavities in 60 yesterday!" —Fleurette Eadie (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) first nine QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New 1 Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, {1322 New York avenue, Washington, iD. C., enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and martial {advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be angwered. All letters are confideutial. —Editor. Q. Who laid the corner stone of Bunker Hill monument, and who delivered the oration at its dedi- cation? A. The corner stone was laid by Lafayette in 1835. Daniel Webster delivered the oration. Q. How long will it take Great Britain to pay its war debt to the United States? What is the rate of interest? A. The debt settlement with! Great Britain is for the principal | sum of $4,600,000,000; the present worth of the debt is $3.792,350,150. The reduction allowed was 18 per cent of the total debt; the time of payment is 62 years; final liquida- tion will occur in 1984, and the in- terest rate is 3% per cent. Q. What are the seven colors in the spectrum of sun light? A. Violet, indigo, blue, yellow, orange and red. Q. What is the real name of Clara Bow and who was her leading man in “The Wild Party”? A. Clara Bow is her real name. Frederic March was her leading man in “The Wild Party”. Q. 1Isthe “blue racer” or “black- snake” harmful, and where are they usually found? A. The “blue racer” or “black- snake” is altogether harmless to man, and even when teased until it bites, can inflict only the merest scratch, It will sometimes advance toward a man, but will flee at full speed if appronched: closely. It is inclined to frequent a limited area continuously. It is a swift and powerful swimmer and seeks much of its food in swamps and along streams. It is very useful to the farmer in destroying great numbers of moles and mice, but also is the most indefatigable and successful green, A man is as happy as he feels Correct as Anything! We were having our Geography period. “Harold,” T asked of one of my eight-year old puplls, “what import. ant elements go into the making o silk stockings?"” » “'Girl's legs!” he replied, promnt. 1y. —8ylvia Wells HE'S A GREAT KID, WHAT? By Hugh L. Tunsted “Just the minute you finish your dinner I want you to do something ahout Junjor. I simply will not go through another day like this.” “He's a great kid! What's he been up te now?"” “You mean what hasn’t he heen up te! Look where he knocked a baseball through the window! And then just stood there and grinned!” a, ha! That kid's going to be a second Babe Ruth!” searcher of birds' nests. Q. How long is the Ohio river? A. 968 miles. Q. What do the names Clifford, Emma and Josephine mean? A. Clifford, *valorous”; Emma, “energetic”; Josephine, “addition”. Q. What kind of a nest does a redtall hawk or buzzard have? A. The nest is a large affair of sticks in a tree from 30 to 70 feet above the ground. Q. What is the difference be- tween an oath and an Affirmation? A. An oath is an outward pledge given by the person taking it that his attestation of promise is made under an immediate sense of his re- sponsibility to God. The form of administering the oath may be varied to conform to the religious belief of the individual, so as to jit i if ; ; § i : i ééiig it ! i 4 g i o H i§ 5 i z £ | ok i i § i i £ ‘EF the soil frequently until it is ‘ary and looss. The addition of lime is also beneficial. Q. Who wrote the poem, “O ‘Why 8hould the Spirit of Mortal Be Prou A. William Knox. Q. When was the present de- sign on the U, 8. dime adopted? A. In 1916 Q. Is there a duty on dogs im- ported from England? A. The duty is 15 per cent ad valorem. Q. What is the population of the new Papal state? A. About 500 persons. Q. How much does Paul White- man and his orchmr’ receive for radio performances?® A. The amount is psaid to be $7,000 per hour. Observations Oq The Weather Forecast for Eastern New York: Cloudy with showers tonight and in south portion Thursday; cooler in north and central pertions tonight; and in south portion Thursday; fresh southwest shifting to northerly winds Thursday. Conditions: The trough of low pressure noted yesterday in the western districts moved somewhat eastward and produced showers from the lake region and Ohio valley westward over the upper Missiasippi valley and portions of the central plains states. High pres- sure continues over the south At- lantic states and temperatures are higher in the northern states from the Ohio valley eastward to the coast. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather followed by local showers. Temperatures yesterday: High 86 72 84 K} 84 86 ki 70 “ % 82 8 7 ” 84 Atlanta ... Atlantic City . Boston . Buftalo Chicago Cincinnati . Denver .. Duluth .... Minenapolis . Nantucket ... Nashville .. New Haven Natick, Mass, June 13 (UP) — Two women were dead and twe other persons recovering from in.. juries today Yollowing an automo. bile collisidh here late yesterday, Those who lost their lives . werg Miss Sarah E. White, 61, and Mrs. Luella M. Archibald, 28, both et Walthem. The injured were Mrs. Frederick Kossler of 1786 East 35th street, Cleveland, O, and Joseph Pisano, 54, of Natick. The accident occurred when the automebiles, operated by Pisano d- Mre._Keasler's husband, met at an intersection. After hitting Pi- sano's car, the machine driven by Kessler swerved across the road and crashed into a telegraph pole. ————— Branford Aroused Over Branford, June 13 (UP)—Lives of occupants of feur Short Beach cottages were imperiled by incen- diary fires early today. % Burlap and newspapers had been placed under the porches and lighted in each case. Police Chiet Victor La Croix said after an investigation that there was no trace of the firebug. Three of the fires were extine guished with 'negligible damage, but several hundred dollars’ dam- age was causcd In the home of Leonard Ritter of New Haven. A bull pup, “Beans,” the only victim of the fires, was overcome by smoke ip the Ritter home. Owners of other cottages dam- aged were Miss Isabel Stanley, Stephen Perkins and John ¥. Gar ston. The fires 'were giscovered. when Ritter was awakened by smoke. 16 DROWN IN RUMANIA Bucharest, Rumania, June 1% (M—Bixteen persons were drowned. in a torrent which swept over the Swineach district of Transylvania during the night. Wide areas of farm lands wers inundated and thousands of cattle” were drowned, extensive property damage being caused. The frightened popujation fled to the mountainsides to escape the rising waters. Callouses andBurningSoles Dr. Scholl's Zino- pads for Callouses end pain in one , minute! They stop the friction and pressure of shoes and are soothing and healing, Re- villhuhllq‘lfim mwc: neafe or ul =often causing acid burn. Zino-pads ::0‘ t::."m:d:. ”:l.:l‘ drug, shos 8 Scholl New Orleans New York . ino & gees! WHO ARE TREY? Our Washingten Bureau has compiled a new directory off motien plee ture actor nd actresecs, alphabstically srranged, and containing brief facts about :70 of the principal peeple of the screen. If you weuld like & cepy of this movie directery. 8il eut the coupon below and mail as directed: = == = e == =CLIP COUFON RERE = == o= == MOTION PICTURE EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Kmln 1338 New York Avenue, Washingten, D. C. 1 want & copy of the bulletin MOTION PICTURE STARS, and encloss cents in coin, or looss, uncancelled, U. & postage d handling costs: herewith l to cover po NAME Il‘l‘nll:‘l' AND NUMBER lCl'tr STATE | e | I | T am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. make it binding upon his conscicnce. “And then he piled three chairs on a table and pushed them all over, just to see how much noise ht could make!" “By golly, pep!” “‘Oh, yes! And when I started to scold him. . .” “Bcold him! Scold a youngster because he's a healthy, active boy?" “Is that the way you feel about it ‘Certainly! I want that kid to grow up into & two-fisted he-man like his father, not some tiptoeing, whispering sissy! What if he does break up & few things’ “Do yvou call #simashing . . . “Certainly I do! He didn’t break a thing that can't be replaced! Now, listen: you're just acting silly when you let that kid get your goat! What you should do is laugh at him when he goes on one of his kid rampages! Just laugh, that's all!” “Well, T did when he was trying to play golf in the yard with rocks and smashed your new mashie!” “What! . . . He smashed mv new Junior! . Where'd ? What did you let him have that mash. for . . . Why didn’t you stop him? And you say you laughed . . Is that any way to raise a kid? . . . D'you want him to grew up into a gun- man? . . . Junfor! . . . JUNIOR! .. .Mynew .. .!Oh boy! ... Just wait till T get my mitts en that kid! Junior certainly has " Fractured! : “Thompsen looks all shot : “Yes, he's got & broken engagement. a busted pocket-book, and a shattered ego!" —David W. Hart Resourcefal! This is the story of the reseurce- ful Steel King. whe was determined to get into Society. nual rental of $2,000. The Steel King began with giv- ing it out that his income Mickey (Himself) McGuire— By Fontaine Fox

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