New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 11, 1929, Page 6

COUPANT | 10st there to loss weakening of the [orament lo empowered to at: Aoy Ay~ “5590 Three Mesthe 16e. o Momtd “w Clase Mall Matter. The only prefitatle sdvertising 8 the City. Circulation hooks P00m always epen te advertisers. Ttrea"re. the use fo1 Sreditod tn this ad ‘Published (b raper orein, Burese of Cireniation budit A B G ls & matienal organisation fu sewspspers and adver- with 8 strictly howest amalysle of Soct!s inst fraud Wewspa pe mu:n"‘u-m !: both national losal ‘sdvertioers. The Hoersld fs on sale dally in New Newsstaud, Times | most beautiful specimen of girlhood sstands, Entrasce Tork st Houling Savere: Schults's New @rané Contral, ¢3ad Street. A ————————————— 2] quently tetows the wee of the cus-|en the basis of the prev-ntien of 3| tomary anestbetics. This must mean | waste of this resource taut the gov: e wews credited to it or Bot otherwise also locaul vesistance of patients to diseases haviag nething in commen with the cause of the original operation. such 88 pneumenia. If this is the case the mew anesthetic is destined te be of lite-saving value to the human race. Pest Ofice ot New Britatn | Numerous other claims are men. tioned in favor of the new anesthetic; but it is well not to be too much interested In claims in the abagnce of established facts, The um | faCt that the new treatment was “a | Prem | distinct ess” in several ma or operations at the Cook county nos- pital is enough of an advance for the present. “PRETTIEST GIRL IN U. 8." Tt is learned from Galveston, Tex.. that the “prettiest girl in the United States” was chosen at a pulchritude pageant last night. We don’t doubt for a moment that the girl thus honored is & rare beauty; but what we are inclined to question is whether the damsel is really the in this broad land. Going a step further, we begin to be cast into the slough of doubt. There must be some extraordinary beautiful damsels in the country whose charms are rarely if ever on public display. 8uch exquisite icreatures are found in every com: The Providence Journal suys that 8 few weeks ago seals were seen off the coast of Narragansett, and last week whaies were seen there. It fol- Jowed that somebody in New Lon- 7den saw a whale off shore. How thy ? about the octopus where there is under way. These beauty pageants right, however, as far as they go. flhyhe New Britain should have an jentry now and then. just to show the state that we are alive to our artistic opportunities. But on the whole, there ia Mary, Emma, Grace, ,Mlldr:d and all the rest of the bunch, no beauty pageant Cominencement addresses are not "90 bad; but this is also the season for honorary degrees. As minister of labor in the Brit- ‘tsh cabipnet, Margaret Bondfield “deubtiess will give her task practl- cal, as well as sympathetic, atten- tien. With the Labor party in power. and unemployment the nation’s most Ppressing problem, the first woman to ®e & member of the British cabinet DRYING UP THE BORDER munity, or along any bathing beach | are all in and bring a ssmblance of erder out of 8 situstion that probably cannot be handled In any other manner. The goverament, having already taken s hand ia closing the public domain to entries for oil and gas drilling— considered a blow to the nerth- western states, where most of the independent drilling has been tak- ing place—it is evident that it will be the policy of the Hoover adminis- tration to take such further steps as will prevent the rapid waste of this important national resource. i{The United Statea consumes 72 per cent of the world’'s oil productien, while itself possessing only 18 per cent of the world's oil resources. No other nation blessed with such a pa- tional resource would permit ita continued waste, & system that will lead to the early extinction of all American oil resources. On the other hand is the question of price, Let governmental regula- tion do so much for the oil indus- try as to radically increase the price jot gasoline and the howl by the pub- lic would be loud and serious. And these, it might be added, are only some of the complicationa that face the conservation board. Only the {application of the iron fist of a gov- ernment which knows what it is do- ing and is bound to achieve its end can hope to solve the situation. AN AMERICAN BULL-FIGHNTER Americans who attain eminence of one sort or another in Europe are by no means uncommon, Despite the multjfarious opportunities within the borders of the land of the Stars and Stripes, it happens occasionally that some enterprising American finds no opportunity at all for his particular and special talents, so he goes to Europe and dillydallies In sclence, art, literature or bull-fighting and has & job that any man might hesi- tate to tackle. Another evidence of community decentralization is offered in the fact that once the center was sur- reunded by hitch-racks, while now an alrport is talked of out where the town begins. The proof readers down on the New York Times. are not as impec. .08ble a8 we theught they were. The “mews-fit-te-print had it that the Swedish plane landed in lreland, in- {stead of Toeland. The differenc smounted to only ene lctter, repre- __oemting 600 miles. i A cynic has stated that.the sea- That something has to be done to terminate the astonishing flew of liquor from Ontario into Detroit and environs has been evident for a long (time. The government has made several attempts to dry up the bor- der flood, but apparently without his way not a drop will get over the | Detroit river. 1t ‘is admitted by oficials that “this reglon has long been a grave- (yard of administration an individual hopes and ambitions.” One pauses to reflect whether officials are going to prove definitely whether this statement is true, or whether it was exaggerated. success, Now Assistant Secretary of | |the Treasury Lowman is making a! new beginning. and if he can have | atiaing a recegnition that his folks jon this side of the 12-mile limit are forced to regard as phenomenal. There was Sydney Franklyn, of ,Brooklyn, N. Y. Nature and fate decreed that ths young person of jbrawn and courage should become |a bull-fighter. There is much bull- throwing in the U. 8., using the term in an allegorical sense; but there is |no bull-fighting allowed, this inter- fering with our sensitive naturea. { Bul-¥ighter Franklyn, therefore, has lived in Spain. His great oppor- tunity came Sunday, at Seville, when (he slew two giant bulls, one after jthe other, the combats raising the crowd to its feet and yiclding him {the highest honors conferred to bull. l |fghtera this season. This Babe Ruth of the gory arena was carried acts end 'ancies Surely nobedy capable of under- standing expert debemtures weuld stay on a farm, sayway. That rubber heart reported in a Canadian cat prebebly is just a synthetic material similar to tha local correspondont's imaginatien. pasiaay Scientiats have found a way to attach a loud spesker to almest verything except the still small volee. - The Crime Commission 15 lucky. As a rule, such commissions can't get their report in before conditiens |chu|\le. | Congress might do hetter if the | voice of the paople offered a chor- jus instcad of u medley. Paper milk bottles may be su- perior, but they dom't clatter down the steps to let you know what time the children come in. Cartoon for today; Congress, like those relief expeditions in Australia, lost in the wilds of pelitica. No matter which way an election goes, it can't help the kind of peo- ple who think a change of offic: holders can help them. Lindy kept hia doings secret for a long time. But now each day's activities must be explained to Meorro Americanism: Thinking it & clev. er article if it agrees with us: thinking it darned propaganda if it |takes the other side, Criticlsm of English reapect for custom seems queer in a land that still calls that part of a locometive & cowcatcher, ) Her: An ordinary mortal glorified by headlines and entirely surround- ed by open mouths. It's casy to be a stock market prophet. Tell suckers a certain stock ia going up; they bid against one another to grab it; up she goes; {you are a wizard. A mere man can’'t see much re- sult of house cleaning, except that |he bumps Into furniture in unex- | pected places. The world has changed; and { while teaching little King Michael to review troops, it might be a good idea to instruct him in the art of lsying brick, also. You must experiment to get re- sults. Giving wemen the vote hav. ing failed to purify the world, let's ’wy giving them three votes. | Darwin's theory is exploded. A yman is pushing a peanut up Pike'a | Peak with his nose, and no monkey would use a peanut for that pur- pose. Correct this sentence: “The clerks knew I had lost my money.” said he, “but they rushed to meet me al Finger rolls in bakeries We tinger rolls in days like these, Since invitations have poured in We finger rolla grown sadly thin! Not Intcrested in the Future! Fortune Teller: “In the configur- ations on your palms, lady, I can trace your future hushand.” Mrs, Kach: “Dear me, can you really? Perhaps you can frace my present one for me, he's been gone six months!” TODAY! Dy Donald A. Wallop Cinderella wept in corner. Her wicked stepsister had set out for the bhall attired in exquisite gowns of brocaded satin, embroid- ered in gold and silver, their sweep- irg trains heavy with festoons of perfectly matched pearls. “Why do you weep, my asked the Kairy Godmother. “l wish to go to the Ball and 1 have no gown to wear,"” sobbed Cinderella. ! “What is the matter with the gown you have on, my child?” aske ed the Fairy Godmother. “It is torn to shreda,”” lamented Cinderella. “It scarcely conceals my body. Both'arnis are bare and my bosom gleans white through its rents. My legs show to my kuees™ she wept. “Hasten to the Rall. my child," said the Fairy Godmother, with a wise smile, child?” Better Off Single! the chimncy, | "ot be answered. When I dwelt upen the history of the theater her lovely eyes fairly sparkied. Suddenly she said, “Your hair s awfully curly over the ears.” They'vre “Ou"! Leonard (arriving late at base- ball game): YWhat happened just “They say Waner made Leonard: “How many are on?" Marion: “Why, 1 suppese every. body here knews it, of course!” —Charies Ciner (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANNWERED You can get an answer (o any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Buresu, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stampe for reply. Medical. legal and martial advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- All letters are confidential. —Editor. Q. What do the names Valerius and Fries moan? A. Valerus is from and means “hee'thy”, the Tatin Fries is from the German and means “peaceable”. Q. What are the units of cur- rency in Brazil. Hungary, Rumania and Chile and v.at arc their value In United States currency Brazil, the milreis, the pengo. . the leu, the peso, value value value $.-930; value $0,0217. Q. Who played the boxing man- ager in the picture “The Duke 8tepr Out"? A. Tenen Holtz. Q. What was the date of the Tunney-Heeney fight in New York City? A, July 26, 1928, Q. How many of the Philadel- phia-Washington baseball games in 1928 did Washington win? Chile, Pennsylvania furnish in the Civil|! war? e A. Ohio furnished 313,180 sel. diérs for the Federal armics and Pennaylvania furnished 337.936, Q. How-old is Ramen Novarre and how long has he been in motion pictures? . He is thirty years old and has been in pictures since 1921, Q. What do the names Edna and Loretta mean? , A. Edna means “pleasure” and Loretta means “pure. Q. Was the appointment of Har- lan F. Stone as attorney general in 1924 rejected by the senate? A. No. He served in the cabi- net from 1924 until appointed te the supreme court in 1925, Q: What is the metto of the air motion picture “The mall must get through". If a person standing on a train traveling at 30 miles per hour throws a ball forward, using the same energy he weould use to throw the ball at 30 miles an hour while standing on the ground, how f would the ball be traveling the instant of delivery? A. €0 miles per hour. Q. What is the difference in sun time between New York city and 8an Francisco? A. 'Three hours and 14 minutes. Q. Are warts caused by handling toads? A N Observations | On The Weather | Washington, June 11.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy, somewhat warmer in north and west portions tonight. Wed- nesday cloudy, with showers in the interior; cooler in western Massa- | To The and nerthern plaine states Morning temperatures continue te rise above seventy in the Mississippl valley, Ceonditions faver for this vicinity fair weather fellowed by increasing clondiness with slightly higher tem- perature. Minneapolis Nantucket Nashville . New Orleans ... Deaf Hear Again Through_ New Aid Barplece Neo Bigger Than Dime Wine Eathuslestly Fellowing—Ton- Day Free Trial Offer yoars devoted exclue the manufacture of acientific the Dictograph Products After twenty.fv sively to and distinctly tranamitted t with wonderful benefit to hearl The makers sffer 19 days to any ind letter will bring one of thess rema abla aide te your hpme for o thereu and convincing test. Send them your name and address today! Adit. SEEE U UE TR Defense of your car ! I Visitor: “It scems a shame for a nice-looking mirl like you to bhe bending over a typewriter all day. l 8tenographer: “Listen, bhoy, it ain’t as hot #s a cook-stove!" 0% 13 at hand for a new crop of | Having occupied some of ita time | A. Washington won 10 and lost S [ ] 12 The TROJANS Are Coming! door as usual.” Copyright, 1929, Publishers 8yndicate f jaround upon the shoulders of the Smployes ‘whe are willing to begin and space in printing 3 series ©f lswarthy bull fans, and we would net 8 the top. On the score that It fs |vivid articles depicting the’ uncen. | g et - be 8 i it. cl . scionable deeds of the rum runners | uIpEieed charmiog -"""“4 What Is the tariff on books imnorted into the United States? A. Books more than twenty Asking & Yale grad hew-Tap Dlyl "originated, he repiled it Is one of th “mysteries of antiquity.” It appears, | “hewever, that the true significance of the day has departed now that ' tap reems are no lenger part of the oelebration. Here's a wisecrack that meets ‘With our agrecment: Airplanes will | Be as pepular as automobiles when people are willing to walk to the air- ports. Geverner Trumbull, as the flying governor, has brought considerable sitentien te Connecticut; indeed, h: 8 the subject of a magasine article, which beosts the governor as much 88 it booats aviation. Which is some. thing else for the governor to file away among his collection of curios. The New England Council has | esme out for a plan to keep New England’s bright young men in New England. That looks to us like trying to close the garage door after the ' Reolis Easy bas beer stolen. THE DANBURY AIRPORT Connecticut is being made more fully aware that Danbury quit dis- cussing the advisability of possess- ing an airport some time ago, and that at present it looks forward to the happy days when the $200,000 sirpert will be opened with public | ceremonies Friday and Saturday. There being need for something spectacular, our own Carl Dixon. aviator, will attempt to stay aloft 49 hours or more. Te Danbury congratulations are eatended for its enterprise. The hat city gives evidence of heing a pros- perous snd aggressive municipality. It is showing the state that progress is not a question of size. A NEW ANESTHETIC Discovery of a new anesthetic, in- Jected into the veins, such as is de- scribed from Chicago, may mark an tending te produce more oil instead | important advancement in medicine | of less. Under such circumstances no | The fact that used In several the anesthetic was |in this sector, the New York World naturally will take te itself some redit for stirring the gevernment into renewed action. It is difficult to understand the World in this con- nection, it being what ia termed a very wet newepuper. Surely the World would de nothing to stem the flow of Canadian liquer? The assistant secretary of the attention to Canadian liquor reach- ing the United States through north- |road from the border is infested with rum runners. and how they get over the border is one of the mysteries of the times. The govern. ment may yet be forced to place steel gates across every highway leading from the horder, which would obviate the necessity of un- necessary shootings on the part of rum guards. The steel gates would istop everybody's the guards then at their leisure, | What is to be done about the air- planes, however. is something else. automobile. and could search them CONTROLLING THE: Ol OUTPUT | Petroleum producers have heen {having a rather sorry time of it for scveral years, despite universal re. liance upon their energy in provid- ing the necessary fluid to permit ,automobile cruising. One might | think this great industry would be a gold mine for its practitieners, but |80 far as the producers of crude | petroleum are concerned, they are sorely tried. That is the fundamental ,reason why there is talk of gov- ernment stabilization. regulation and what not. The industry itself is di- vided about what te do. The so-called oil trusts, or the big producers, do not own all the oil- | producing wells nor do they own all the oil-producing land. They object strongly to being forced to curtail i production. And in the past, when | the large concerns have agreed upon |such curtailment, the independents have profited by the situation by "other power but that of the govern- i treasury says he will also pay some ! ern New York. It seems that every | itried to kiss him repeatedly. He was {carried through the main gate in |lrl\|mph. something that is accorded only to those bull-fighters of sterling superiority. i What more proof is needed than the Spanish-American war, and the jruffied feelings it engendered be. 'tw«n the Dons and the Americanos, i18 definitely over, past, and forgot. |Bootland, An elderly minister had » iten? As a peaceful emissary few wedded late in life and was driving could give such a convincing por- home with his bride to the manse trayal as this Mr. Franklyn, who after the honevmoon. When thev didn't even feel compelled to hide reached the toll outside the town { 5 ithe old man ‘n charge gave the his identity behind & name some. 'pinister and his buzom spouse @ thing like Rarcelona Melusia. The very hearty and talkative wclcome. Spaniards may find it difficult te pronounce bhis peculiur foreign neme, but they found ne dificulty in {neting (he skill of this overseas { bull-nghter. We'll say for the bulls slain in mortal combat by the redoubtable ! ! Brooklynite that they didn't have a chance. as usual. Their only oppor- | i tunity lay in irritating the persen holding the shining steel blade. All the bulls had was a punch, backed | ! by weight and muscic; but a punch CAMOUFLAGE 1¢ was in the days when the toll |nte- were on most highwa: in “So ye're hame, wi' the wife wt last, meenister!” he started. “Well, sight for sore eyes to see the twa o' ye lookin' sue fine and dan- dy. God bless ma soul. but this is a great day in the histoiy o' the {amounts te little when it meets cold ; dlstrict! Aye an’ a great day in the history o the auld toll. 1 fact | 'steel. Consequently our admiration dinna see hoo 1 can hae (e heart {for Mr. Frankiyn oozes a bit. We 1o charge ve saxpence each seein’ jcannot wax enthusiastic about bull- | ye've just been made one—ha, ha! | fighters because not a sutficlent [Tell yo what Il dae—Tl oply | 3 ¥ charge ye fower-pence an’ I'll en- | number of them ever are killed or | ((8TIY 88 (BECIBENEE AT load o 'injured. To us it looks like greet- turnip!” |ing & bul! with a machine gun at . [190 paces; any keen-witted Ameri- | can could command such a situation [pelfnclly. provided the gun didn't | | jam. But Mr. Franklyn. now the king of Seville for a week. is entitled to ;all the honors the sport-loving Span- ,ish can bestow. In this connection it | |malies no difference what we think about this particular brand of sport, jor what the American nation as a | {whole thinks. He hapens to be cir. Inventor, is cclebrating the 50th culating where the plaudits ".!annivcmry of his connection with the Stanley Rule “Level Co. numerous and the income mnmn:w‘,:,,v[5 e j1o be sneezed at. In the United | There were 96 births in this ciry States a man of such talents would jlast month. according to the vital | {earn no more than a killed butcher |7iatistics at e ety WG e : |clerk. in the stock yards. In Spain he i8 | An attempt is being made to form | blushingly accepting fees that, if jan alumnae association at the high ' they recur often enough. will make Achool. e ; A hearing was held last evening him indzpendent in his old age. ! y [by the strect commission on thel 25 Years Ago Today Mayor Bassctt of this sided at the annual meeting of fllu. {Mayors’ association of Connectiicut held in Siamford today. city pre- Justus A. Traut, contractor and major operations. |ment can curh production. possibly | and that it ucted in the anticipated | upon a percentage basis. That the manner. tends 1o convince the condition in the industry is regard. skeptieal that something worthy |ed serious by the administration i has been added to the annals of self-evident. und President Hoover's surgery. conservation conference at Colorade A8 we understand it. the chief at- Springs Is called in order to wring tributes of sodium isoamylethyl bar- |an agreement from the biturate, injected intravenously, is | which that 1t eliminates the excossive 'country nausea and lung weakness that fre- | Oil is a natural resource, and it is industry will apply throughout the « point is not to be lightly considered. In Bpain they would regard a basc. ball game as barbarous, on the score that every time Babe Ruth hits the ball the lives and limbs of the in- ficlders and outficlders are gercd. ' endan Sweden s to have & co-operative |spice factory und a co ., |QW. After all, the other fellow's view- 'poiition of St. Mary's church cor- poration for the widening of Main strcet opposite lLee street. The Ichurch was represonted at the meet ing by Rev. John T. Winters. The annual meeting of the cor- porators of the New Britain General hosplial was held last evening. Officers of the organizations made heir yearly reporis. 1. A. Gladdings has taken ov.r . agency of the Pops Hartford a4 Tribune automoblie for this —DMra, Esther Dresnan The fact that the traffic whistles at his work doesn’'t seem o0 make him good natured! Worn Out! Little Louise aged three and 2 {half had been consistently concern- ed when certain of her badly dam- aged toyas were consigned to the ash can during the recent &pring housecleaning. It took much explan- ation and many assurances of new articles to replace the worn out ones hefore she became normal. Housecleaning completed. the sponsor of it threw herself down in a deep chair with the weary re- mark, “Mother is all worn out.” Louise regarded her in solemn.eyed wonder for a moment and then went quietly out. Mother's amazenient was tinged { with horror haif an hour later when Louise re-appeared tugging at the ash man: “Mamma all worn out. away and get new mamma!" —Anderson Mc( Take 1ty RAH! RAH! RAH (With a win% at the annual inter- cclizziate glee club contest) By Janet P. Desser Above the crowded grandstand ‘The college colors flov— The green, the orange and black. The crimson and the blue; All watched the great arena, Where at each whitewashed line Were rival glee clubs warming up With old “Sweet Adeline.” the A whistle ble the warriors In faultless cvening clothes Attacked the unyielding harmonies Of “My Wild Irish Rose.” A grim determination Ruled every brawny throat. i cop | bound in leather, pay 15 per cent year sold at the time of importation enter free; new books, except when ad valorem, if by forcign authors. Al others not provided for in the tarift mct pay 25 per cent ad .val rem, except children's colored pic- ture books, that are clabsed as toys and pay 70 per cent. Q. What is the longest forward pass on record in foothall? A. The longest of which we find a record was 70 yards, hy Harold P. Muller of the University of Cali- fornia to Howard W. Steve in a game against Ohio State University in 1920, Q. Which of the twe universities, Harvard or Yale, has the largest library? A. Harvard library contains 2,622,400 volumes and Yale library contains 1,838,036 Q. How did the legal term year and a day” originate? A. Under a peculiar rule of common law, a fraction of a day was not recognized, and the last And from the cheering sections came The cry of “Hold that note!” A Cornell tenor faltered. And limped from out the fray, Princeton baritone coltapsea And mistcd an easy A But the proud sons of Ell With unabated vim, Went plowing through the “Hunting Song"™ And craghed int> a hymn. A Ever the Dlus swept onward, And great was their reward When Stanford’s captain was ruled out For faking on a shord. Again the whistle sounded. The judges scanned the score, And the Blue banners proudiy waved— 01d Yale hal won once more! Resemblances! Howard: “I'm told Phil's second wife rescmbles his first.” Fred: “She certainly does. His first wife was a lttle tot, and his sccond 15 & little Tartar!™” —Henry Z. Smith THE PUNCH BOWL Com| itive! ity. The aged bachelor, robed and 2522 lm cover postage and handling cost NAME .. 5% lfl'nll‘r AND NUMBER lCl'l'! deceaaannen T want A copy of the bulletin MOTION PICTURE STAR herewith five conts in coin, or loose, uncancelled, AAAANAAAAARAARELAA]J WHO ARE THEY? hington Bureau has cumpiled & new directery of motion pice tically arranged, and centaining 0 of the principal people of the screen, If yeu weuld like & copy of this movie directery, A1l out the coupen below and mail ee directeds - - = = aw =CLIP COUFUN RERE == == o= o MOTION PICTURE EDITOR, Washingten Bureau. New Britain umln New York Avénue, Washington, rief facte D. C. and enclose ' & postege m—ul 3 1 am & readet of the NEW BRITAIN WERALD. R . M WHILE THE SKIPPER WAS IN TELEPHONING ABOUT THE FAILWRE OF THE POWER , FLEM PROPDY, THE LOCAL INVENTOR, SOLVEP THE PROBLEM.