New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 4, 1929, Page 6

'1:-" Threo Meaths TELEPUONS CALLS Buatinese Ofice ... Bditerial Reoms . e o Menth personal posseasion to be valued as of beuelit te all. The letter also emphasizes the dificulty, still existing deapite an in- crease in policemen, of adequately patrelling all parts of the city. Of course, a policeman cannot be at every spot in the city where he may be vitally needed; but parts of Wal- nut Hill park on a 8unday night, the approach to the park from the vieinity of the achool, need strict surveillance. It is gratitying that the only proftanie sdvertisng medium | Police Will give this better attention. Oy Wombor ol the T « titled Circulation beeks and press Ameoioted Preve Amociated Prese 1o exclusively en- licstion of bond ‘Wows eredited to It or Mot etherwise in this paper ead slso local therein. Published of Cireuiation ishes vewepapers and adver- The Moersld is on ssle daily in New Schults’'s Central. 43ad Strest. ———————— SEEKING THE LINDBERGHS Lindbergh, cruising in the powerboat Mouette, at last have been located. They fool- ‘Colomel and. Mrs. o4 prying that, mates, is & feat pretensions. The news of the great find re-] Hotaling's Newsstand, Times ultrs. Newsetands, Batranes eyes for a week; and 5 ¢ no small 209 Others—by almost everybedy in celved a good play in all the pub- lie prints. Virtually all the public read the story; then approximately Malf turped aside and waxed indig- nant. We were among this number. Bul we also read the story through to the last line, FRUITS OF M'DONALD'S VICTORY Among the firat fruits of the vie- tory of the Labor party in Great Britain seems to be a desire in before the new British government gets into action. It Is widely known that Rammsay MacDonald favors such an evacuation and will move to bring about this result should he become the head of the new British government, which seems probable. Poincare prefers to take such action on his own accord rather than upon the suggestion of the British gov- ernment; it will look better at home, and may tend to prevent the Labor party from obtaining the credit. It has been held by economists | England except Stanley Baldwin and his Conservative party—that with the Lecarne pact in operation, the formal declaration of Germany it no longer cared to repossess Al- isace and Lorraine, and the admis- ;slon of the former Reich inte the |Leuuc of Nations, the Rhine- land occupation was useless, mere- ly providing German nationalists with gunpewder for their incessant undercover warfare with the estab- MINCLAIR'S EXTENDED VISIT |lished government and providing a By the time Harry F. Binclair gets background for possible dificulty through serving his term in & com- that everyone would regret. The en- men gosl he should be a chastened lightened foreign policy of wan. Provided, obviously, that it is | MacDonald is espected 1o bring posgible for a miliion dollars to be- about a better understanding In this come chastened. Another six months as in other post war issues. added to his first term will keep | Among these “other things" is a him behind the barred doors until 'naval understanding with the glose to Christmas—just In time to | United States predicated upon mu- play Santa Claus to somebody. “ The second jail term ia a worse (n common with tual considerations having nothing the hair-splitting Wew than the first, and deserved propensities of Premier Baldwin and the harder smash. It was the term which resulted from the employ- mest of Burns detectives to shadow & Washington jury. No defendant— W8t even:sn ofl magnate—is justi- #od In going to such lengths to in- fiuence a jury. It was quite as bare- taoed an attempt to make spert of Jestice as ever came to the atten- tlen of the public. The trouble with Binclair has ment. The 'Sir Austen Chamberlain. The !“safety first” naval principles of ,Baldwin was thinly disguised naval- {1sm which led to inimical relations with the United States; the failure of the Geneva conferences was a {natural result of thy Baldwin for- eign policy. The secret military aj- iliances of Chamberlain also will go by the board in the new govern- ideals of the Kellogg 0o that Ne semehew secured an’ pact will gain practical adherence. #xaggerated netion of hia tmport- | Mo theught he was such a big'| . oll tellow that he simply could never | QUITE A REDUCTION After’the World War was over. @0t iuto trouble; and as for the Sen- the allied stateemen—with the ex- "' _4ts and juries, they were considered ception of these Just %0 many pawans, or oll derricks. Siates—put ‘The punishment from the United their France to evacnate the Rhlnel.nd’ lrmuy | heads together inflicted upon and told the universe that Germany , NEW' BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, 0 dostroy, and et {0 regard 8a o |the other set instigating the outrage | reacted unfaversbly uwpen the evidently regarding him as too offi. cient. Ho was badly beatea but al- lowed to live. Another Illinois gang tried to wring secrets regarding distillery relying upen torture. Arrival of an- other gangster breught the inferm. ation that they had captured the wreng man. All of these incidents happened within the period of ¢8 heurs. At about the same time Messrs. Ford and Edison, with numerous other industrialists, signed a peti- tion to the public asking that pro- hibitien be given a chance. Prohibition is the only law on the books which, after ten years there, still requires appeals being made in ita behalf. BARBARIC GAS ‘The foulest type of warfare is that which contemplates drepping gas bombs upon the habitations of the civil population. It is no het- ter than savagery; perhaps worse, merely made aves of women and children cep- tured, and sometimes married the women and reared the children, Other tribes merely made slaves of captured warriors. The human race teddy, however, is confronted with the prospect that any future war of large dimen- jsion between Important nations will "be almost solely a gas warfare, Qur john United States is no better than ‘the others. The ar game” ever Ohio recently ahowed how gas bombs threwn from planes could iaemroy Cincinnatl, as well as other | Cities, A wild-eyed war story running in ! Liberty concentrated on how an _invading host smashed cities by 'dropping bombs, Boston included. | , One concludes that armies and "navies no longer count; that the only thing werth considering Is how |alrplanes can carry gas bembs for use against the eivil pegulation. At an international convention of Red Cross workers In Brussels it | was shown that.there is no protec. |tion whatever against some species of gas bombs. Some of the war | Bases, too, are not only dangereus to their victims, but are Infectious, causing victims to beceme - engines ,0f destruction to his or her fellow (citizens. In other werds, certaln ‘gases manufacture madmen. “In the face of such warnings.” says the New Haven Journal- Courier, “it is ghastly to note the 'l equivocation, side-stepping. chican- lery, decelt, sophistry, cowardice 1and greed which characterize the tactics of practically all delegates in practically all the peace conferences since 1918." What that means is that the peace conference delegates have | carefully avoided any practical ef- fort to stop the use of gas in war: fare, | GETTING THE “LOW-DOWN" ON THE DRY CRUSADE Supreme Court judges, so that Mr. Mitchell feund. it necessary te re- srgue her cases. “Justios Butler,” it was reported by Henning. “was sur- prised whea she argued: in the case of John P. Donnelly, Nevads pro- hibition directer, whe bad bees fin. o $500 for failure te repert pro- hibition vielations, that the director had committed no offense. Mr. Mitchell took the case, aid the con- vietion of Dennelly was upheld.” But Mrs. Willebrandt Is rising in the world—financially. 8he is to lend her political reputation as a former goverament officlal to big business, like many another has | done, and will be well repaid. Mean- | while there is likely to be less ex- citement in the way the governmers. prosecutes its prohibition cases. Facts and Fancies . BY ROBERT. QUILLEN The love of money is the root of all industry, too. Outlaws area't like inlaws. They frisk you once and then quit. New Yorkers killed one another in & stampede o get out of the gain. How that town hates water. Fame; The reward that comes to an artiat just betore he begins to do bum work and live on his reputa- tion, Thy good in everything. While the crowd staves at Sinctain the ani- male in the 500 get 8 rest. A normsl newspaper reader s one who hopes the body will prove to be that of somebody he knows. Mill owners hold the whip hand. Eventually the most obdurate strik- er will take a little job foF the stomach’s sake. Justice: Condemning & wife and five children 1o want because a man broke & law. A Republic 's a land where every forward step must be practiced until the stupid think they invented it. Americanism: Feeling scornfullv superier to Kuropeans; thinking Eurepeans have an awful nerve to dislike us. Then, teo, we could eliminate loat motion by having all pay checks !sent direct to the credit associatien. When poisen gas kills sc accident, that is & horrible tragedy. iWhen it Is done purposely, that is the suppert of a noble cause. “No . “What!" said the customer. plow points? This i a heck of drug store.” ! The final and abselute proof of ! flawless housekecping s to know | where the bletter is. ! Happy thought. If Scarface Al can find safety in jail, why not build one big enough fer all Chicago citi- zens who aren't gangsters? ‘The hard part ef solving the reparations preblem is to leave each | country's politicians seme bait that ). THagmesed Life's like a laundry, Folks, there's ‘ no denying, Worry's the * enough, Laughter's the iron wrinkisa flying, Cheer is the starch that puts pep in the stuff! blueing. a little’s that sends ret History Teacher: “What was the result of the struggle between Kome don't get the scores over the radio ’ull seven o'clocl WHERE MEN ARE MEN! By Ralph W. Daum. Out West, they say, a man’s a man: the legend still persists That he is handy with a gun, and careless with' his fists. The fact is, though, you may not hear = stronger word than “Gosh!" From Baskatoon, Saskatchewan, Walla Walla, Wash. In Western towns 'tis many since it was last the rage For men to earn their daily hread by hofding up the Yet story writers still aseribe such wild and woolly bosh e To Faskatoon, Baskatchewan, Walla Walla, Wash. years The gents who roam the West to- day are manicured und meek, They shave their features daily and they bathe three times a week, They take the tame umbrelia and they wear the mild galosh I From '8askatoon, Saskatchewa Walla Walla, Wash. But though the West has frowned H upon its old nefarious games, It atill embellishes the map with sweet, melodious names, i Which grow in lush profusion like | the apple and the squash From 8 tron, Saskatchewan, Walla Walla, Wash. to to and, yolibanum, bensoin, styrax and pow-, Marien: “So going together. Do you think they will ever marry?” Afleen: “1 don't kaow. Matrimeny is her objective and his objection!’ - —A. l. Ebling The Maldea's Prayer They were twe Sweet specimens of giriheod cenversing earnestly and in low tones. 1 drew & trifle closer, charmed by the medulations of their voices and sager tp learn what thoughts were arising s such. innocent ~minds. Were they pondering on the vague. ness of the future, dwelling on ity mysteries and promises? 1 moved nearer, but they spoke 80 low that I heard little; only twe | phrases repeated again and again became apparent to me: 1 sez to him,” and “He sez to Trylng Them Out! Philip: “Read this letter aloud to me, will you?" William (looking at it): “Haven't you given me the wrong one? This ter to your giel." ‘That's the one. I want to hear how it will seund if it's ever read in court!" —F. H. Griffin (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED | You can get an answer to any | question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editof New { Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue; Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply, Medical. legal and martial vice cannot be given, nor can ex. jtended remearch be undertaken. Al other questions will receive a pere sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are’ | confideutial. —Editor. Q. Can a person who used his brother's passport to come to this country in 1922, become an Ameri- can citizen or could he be deported? A. Entry made under such con- ditions was illegal and citizenship would not be granted, but if the person has lived here continuously and unmolested since 1922, he is not | now subject to deportation. Q. What are chasubles and mon- strancea? A. Chasuble is the principle vest- ment worn by Roman Catholic and Angelican priests when celebrating mass. A monstrance is a tranapar- ent receptacle in which the conse- crated host is shown to the multi- tude. Q. What is the origin word monk? A. It is from the Greek Mona. ches which means “living alone”. Q. What are the ingredients of incense ? A. The common ingredients are of the dered carcarilla bark, on a resinous base. Q. To what country does Tego- land belong? together . Rive A, The words were written by Grant Clark and the music by Leuls Silvers. 4 e Q. Why is Panama semetimes ve- forred to as the Home of. the Orchid? A. On account eof the large variety of orchidy that are native there, thi of climate, from the humid lowlands of the jungle te the mountains ef Chiriqui, which have an altitude of more than §.000.feet. From the earliest times Pan has been a fruitful field for t rchid collecter. The first professional collector of whom there is any record was Luis Nee, a French botanist, who visited Panama in 1784 and 1789, Q. How many communicants has the Roman Catholic church in the United States; and what preportion are they of the total membership in all churches here? A. There are about 54,624,796, church members in thé United States, of whom 18,605,003 are Ro- man Catholics. The population of the United States is approximately 120,000,000, Q. When did Edgar write “The Raven"? A, In 1845, Q. What race are the majority of Mexicans? A. About 90 per cent are Indians. Q. Fer how long has Tony Lasz. rerl been playing with the New York Yan ‘Where did he come from? ! A. He came to the New York Yankees at the beginning of the 1926 season, from the Balt Lake City team of the Pacific Coast league. He was born in 8an Francisco, Cali- fornia, December 6, 1904. Q. What ia the Doomsday book ? A. An early English census (in Latin) complled by order of Wil- lian the Conqueror, Q. What is the “light” of the moon? A. These are popular terms hav- ing no astronomical significance, The “dark” of the moen is defined as the interval 6f a few days near New Moon when the moon ‘is in. visible; therefore, the remainder of the lunar month may he regarded the “light of the moon.” Allen Pee “dark” and Observations On The Weather Washingten, Jui “orecast for Bouthern New England: Partly cloudy, possibly eccasional showers in nerth portion tonight and Wed- nesday; not much change in tem. Perature; moderate varjable winds. Forecast for Eastern New Yeork: Partly cloudy; probably showers to- night or Wednesday in nerth and central portions; slightly warmer in extreme south pertion tonight, moderate’ variable winds. Conditions: A leng ridge of high pressure extends from Montana southeastward to Virginia. Eggs are high in nutritive value ntiful and cheaper fair weather with ceol nights sad warm sunny days Tewpératures ml";fi‘. New Haven ., New Orieans Norfelk, Va. 25 Vears _flo Today The annual banquet of the senier class of the high scheol will bs heid at Lake Compeunce. It was original. Iy planned to conduct it in Farming- ton. x Secretary Godard makes his vale- dictory repert at the mesting of the directers of the Y. M. C. A. held last evehing. William H. = Stockwell,” son of Deputy Sheriff and Mrs. Bteckwell of this cily, is among the graduates at Yale thip year, In the five cases . Involving leeal people opensd in superior court to- day, please of gullty were entered by all. Fans about the city think that New Britain is ripe for state league bascball. At the present time Wor- ceater is losing money and is loek. ing for another city in which te tranater its franchise. 4 Thomas Bannon, well-known baseball player and present captain of the New London nine, narrowly cecaped death Sunday night when the horse ot his carriage ran away. Bannon was thrown te the road and tadly shaken up and cut. ‘The annual meseting of the Russ- win corporation will be held June 20. Feast of Corpus Christi At Holy Cross Chutch Exerclses 1n connection with the fcast of Corpus Christi were held Sunday at Holy Cross church en Farmington avenue. Mass was cele- brated at 10 o’cleck by the pastor, Rev. Btephen Bartkewski. Mass at the side altar was celebrated by Rev. Edward Piaskowskj, .curate at the church. ¢ : After may procession took place in the church. Boya and girls par- ticipating. After noon at vespers, attention was devoted to the blessing of the Sacred Heart statue, donated by Mrs. Helen Muter of this city, The silver wedding anniversaty observance of Mr, and Mrs. John Domkowski fellawed and Rev. Fr. Bartkowski blessed a silver croms and presented it to Mr. Domkowskl. At night a banquet took place In the church hall for the purpose of It mding good will among the pare Ishioners. It was lérgely attended, E0GS and among the most™ “perfect foeds.” in the merksts at this time of “yesr | will catch vetes back heme. A. Part is mandated to Great Britain and part to France. Q. When and where was the first Catholic school in the United States established ? A. The first Catholic school in the United States was established by the Franciscan monks in 8t. Augus- tine, Florida, in 1606. The first parochial achool was 8t. Mary's, at Philadelphia, founded in 1782. Q. Who Is the pretender to the throne of France? A. Ferdinand, pengier. Q. What is the address of Rud- yard Kipling? A. Bateman's Burwash, Sussex, England. Q. What color is produced by the | mixture of red and yellow? | A. Orange, | Q. Why was Grover Cleveland ! ‘Where They Shine! Barnes: “What is a ‘specialist? """ Murray: “It's a doctor ho chargea more for what he doesn't know than yeur family doctor charges for what he does know!" —8. T. Newberger than at any other. Our Washington Bureau has prepared for heusewives & new bulletin giving a remarkable array of ways to Prepare egge attractively. You will e surprised at .the number of dishes thet can be made from eggh alone, and egge combined with other foodstulfe. This bulletin should a valusble additien to yout fle of tasty recipes. Wil eut the coupen bélow and send for it. - = = == eCLIP COUPON MREE == == == == = | ©90 COOKERY EDITOR. Washingien Buretn. Kew Britsin Mersid 1122 New York Avenve. Washington, D. C. 1 want a_copy of the bulletin EGGS AND EGG DISHES snd encless herewith five cehte In coin, or loose. uncancelled U. 8. pestage stamps, to cover postage and handling costs: b inflated millionaire 1o & whele- would have to pay $125,000,000,000 eeme instance of justice not being | Lloyd-George for Great Britain. Minded by weslth. The effect upon trying to strengthen himself politi. the gendral public likewise is whole- . cally, was one of the most vocifer- eome. And the U. 8. Supreme Court. ' ous of those who said that Germany Arthur Seara, Henning. hard-hit- ; ting Washington correspondent of | _“Few of the werld's greatest | i thinkers have been married men.” the Chicago Tribune. has given the |A married man doesn’t need to country the lewdown upon the ;think much. elimination of Mrs. Mabel Wllle-' RS I8 upholding his sentence, Was would be able to pay the war debts brandt from the government service | ':;‘:_‘"lfl:"!‘.:"“h':‘f""l"?h".’: i wegnimeusly. That proves con- of all the powers, pay for all the this month. It appears from this ac- ipieg in circulation sice it be- sidorably more than had It been a 'demages. and pay the money for |COUNt that the aspiring dry czar of |came like It ia. § te ¢ verdict. Ppensions for the war veterans. the dry administration was virtuslly — i Lloyd George also told his coun- | iockeyed out of office because the "::;’;:;l, 'I:"thn:t(?r":::d % l.‘rzlnlllm trymen it was his conviction that @dministration did not any lenger | -put it isn't because 1 envy them.” the kalser should be tried and |Wish to suffer dictation at the hands Copyright, 1929, Publishers hanged. It teok a talk from King |Of the dry organizations, who work- Syfidicate George to induce him to drop this d through Mrs. Willebrandte. The idea. But Lieyd George stuck to hin eVidence, at least, is convincing. financial conclusion. | Attorney General Mitchell was By 1920, when some of the poli- th estumbling block. He didn’t care = Women cease to be interesting ' when they become supremely happy l or supremely unhappy! STREET AND NUMBER cITY With All Reverence! Seven-year old James and his sister Bophie, five, were talking about the wonders of the universe. “Why, the world’s nothing but a great big ball,” said Sophie. Mother #aid 8 “Yes."” answered James" and no- hody but Ged coald bounce it!" —Vivian Aten Long Duke de Mont- "'AUTO JUNK TECENICALITIES ‘The mayer, studying the new auto makyard law, has applied his well. kmewn ansiytical mind and calls upen the corperstion counsel for as. | astance in' discovering just how the law is to be carried out. Many a STATE 1 am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. I | | I L Now Iaw needs such assistance. In- @004, 1t is the fate of a.large num.. or of laws that when they are passed they require bright minds to “Interpret” them, with the frequent resuit lyt the interpretation is op- Rurried and harassed lawmakers eriginally intended. What seems clear to the mayor about the law is that to qualify as 8 junk yard there must be two “abandoned” automobiles. Or is it pessible, forsooth, that there is need of judicial interpretation as te the nsture of an abandoned auto- mobile? We shouldn’t be surprised. As to which department of the ¢ity government is te conduct the hearings necessary. it is to be hoped the mayor finds that out with no poasibility of error. If he needs our | advice it is te appoint a special juak yard board., there seeming te be sufficient automobile junk yards heresbeuts to justity high grade specigl attention. The time may net be far distant when hearings and arguments over autemobile, junk yards will be as numerous and veciferous as they have been in con- nection with gasoline stations. VANDALS IN THE CITY The other day we céiimented lism in Rockwell park, Bristel. where flower destroyed. Vandals. however, are cléser than in Bristol. The letter of Superiftendent of Schools Holmes to the police department asking that the Walnut Hil school be pro- tected from further damage by worthies whe loiter in its vicinity once agsin emphasizes the fact that public property appeals to this type i beds were ticiana were less inclined to deal in .astronpmical figures, a conference at Boulogne brought the figures down to $67.000,000,000. A few | months later, at 8pa. the figures | were whittled to $65.000.000,000. In 1921, at Lenden, the figures drop- (ped to $33,000,000,000. | When the Dawes plan was put in {force Mosars. Dawes and Young carefully refrained from dealing in |such ciphers. This was left until later. | Today, after reparations experis | got through with the figures, they [stand at $9.000.000.000. This is sev- eral billion higher than Germany originally claimed able to pay. With improved economic conditions | prevalent, Germany has accepted the figures as possible. The difference between original 125 billions and the 9 bil- lions is the difference between the dreams of politicians and the con- clusions of allied financial experts who are not interested in politics. “TAKEN FOR A RIDE" A man in New Jersey was “taken for a ride” by gangsters, shot and left for dead. Forwunately he sur- {vived. Another incident in the Nquor trade, 1929 modei. | A truck driver in New Jerscy was “hijacked,” but his captors merci- fully changed their minds about doing him serious harm., so they merely threw him from the vehicle. It turned out that the truck was loaded with cement instead of liquor, adding a touch of humer to the proceedings. i 1n Illineis an atterney was “taken for a ride” for having been identi- the | to see the Anti-Saloon League dic- tating so much. Whenever he heard of F. Scott McBridge, generalissimo |0t the league, visiting Mrs. Wille- brandt to confer over this or that, Mr. Mitchell felt peeved. Whenever ‘Mrs. Willebrandt meoved to oust | some federal attorney—Ilike Willlay A. DeGroot of Brooklyn—or xsued pronouncements about ethers, there |was a suspicion that the orders came from the Anti-S8aloon League. :Bo(h the President and the attorney general joined in relinquishing De. Groot of his post; but the large slice of criticism that fellewed scems to have opened the eyes of officials. ¥ Mr. Mitchell himself qualifies as a “‘dr)‘," but he appears to be of the jrational type, an efficial who dees not believe the judiciary should be ‘swayed by an all-too persenal view- point. When the appointment of Richard J. Hopkins eof Kansas te the federal bench came up for dis- posal, Mr. Mitchell pointedly ad- vised the President against it. This was a courageous attitude, seeing that the Anti-Saloon League, the Kansas senators, dry eorganizations, and Mrs. Willebrandt favored the Kansas dry jurist for the federal bench. Mr. Hepkins himself is a di- rector of the Anti-Saloen League of Kansas. This at least helped him to stay off the federal bench. Mr. Mitchell evidently considering he lacked the judicial mind in cases in- velving the prohibition law. When Mrs. Willebrandt argued prohibition cases befere the L. & |8upreme Court she received much 'credit from the dry organizations. 1t was not generally known until of meronic individuals as miln.lnm with one set of liquor bandits, Inow. however, that her fanaticism ' . yo hoard this ons P UNDISMAYED The villagé *“drouth” had been going to such excesees of late that several of his friends decided to give hinr a real. fright in the hope that this would steady him up a bit. His houze was situated in the rear of the local churchyard through which he passed every night on the way home from “The Twa Deg: { Three of his cronies dressed them- sclves in white sheets and lay down behind some tombstones to await his \epproach after closing hours. i 2 G In due course Sandy came slowly staggering along the path which led through the churchyard. Out moved three white-clothed figures and con- verged towards him with sepuichral groans. But instead of Sandy getting a fright _he calmly stopped, waited until the figures came close up to “say—hic c—resurrec- tion or are you three speerits just " a bit ' a walk on yer ain— 666 ,0“ o PruTipie Ior Colds, Gri Flu, Dengue. Bilious l"m and Malsria. ‘ltp!h-om remat) bauwe “IT MACKS HER SORE” By J. L. Haner (A domeéstic playlet revealing how Mrs. Mack, of Moran and Mack, lives) Scene: Living room in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Mack. Mrs. Mack iz embroidering a cover for & motor-boat engine. Enter Mr. Mack. Mrs. Mack: “Hello, Charlic.” Mack: “Uh huh.” Mrs. Mack: “How'd Charlie?” 'Wha's yo' point in bring- in' that up?” Mrs. Mack: “Oh, Charlie, have a heart, you're not working now.” Mack: “I'd rather not hear any mo’ about it."” | Mrs. Mack: “Charlie! Pleagse . . . | please . - (desperately). Listen, |the vacuum cleaner salesman was a demonstration and I couldn't get !rid of him.” Mack: “When we lived on a farm we always got rid of 'em.” Mrs. Mack (unsuspectingly): “How?" Mack: “Oh, we knew how.” Mrs. Mack: “Charlie, honest, if T hear that again I'll scream!" Mack: “Did I ever tell you about the white horses that ate mo’ than everything “Yes. yes, a million times! Pleate, for Heaven's sake, you're breaking my heart! . . . Here, try this cake T baked this afternoon.” Mack (after a moment): “Boy. even if that was good I wouldn't like it.” Mrs. Mack: “Charlie, this hus gone far enough. (8he goes down into the cellar and re-appcars with a hammer.) Mack: “Wha's that? Mrs. Mack (smacking him over the head several times): “That's for the years I've spent listening to your zag lines! And here's another onc for goad measure Mack (faintly): “What's yo' point in b@ingin’ that up?” the purpose of Junior Starts His Graduation Essay ot _ By Fontaine Fox “1IHE SuBJECT T CHOSE DAD, WAS,‘THE HE ) _AMENDMENT’ A?