New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 29, 1929, Page 6

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Senate on have cause parations to f AN HOUR AHEAD to hold does not and town upon this s ing the cows in. The cou ag a whole stinted advantagrs of ing Th suming t slight sav- wever, pre- pens to pass to re- ENTY OF ROOM or more have b 1 gait th en 1t "0 large would hs lulge in such As it is they veling ahead ach either the Mean- an border, 200d chance for ing to keep ISPECTS irday pre marks upon t} Cong the Logger wogion story of Lo ar-old hoot- was shot t by a v policen fust as well 1t cumst it happe days, ied. After owsver, our how How congre lows not rogister m ilized men masquerading e smen cot 3 of anyone is beyond our comprehen- sion, It was the congressional idea of respect for assnssination ROBING POWER propaganda i the could nds, IPedcr i or ongle o ite not sido«t such an in & when ft dic.o all national T tion to I to includ oster a survey Pox, In Careda thie conecrn is a producsr la Inter » 1 company of paper i paper of 1l United part cousutuers i the not otheiwiee | are | Schuita's Newsstanas, Eatrence | agricultural populatiens from | Europe began to immigrate to the United States in large numbers the settlement of the Middle West was made up largely of New Englanders. This is history, of course, and it i§ no use repeating it here. For the old-time New England farmer go to Kansas, or lowa, or some such state. Some of these progeny of New Englanders, by the way, are in- nawspapérs is not more inclined to |cluded among the radical farm re- color their attitude toward the pow. | lief advocates. They get that way en abesiion tian it mersly o Do iuhen they leave their native hesth. Good farming in New England is possible. The agricultural experts at Storrs can tell all about it, and why. But many of our native farmers in !this section thought it better to | migrate to sections where there were tewer boulders. They referred Lig business in the farm. States obtain a regular supply from that channel. The I. P. & P. is eager 1o obtain the largest poasible market, and its recently acquired interest in the Boston Herald and Traveler was an effort to provide two steady customers to its clientele. But the 1. P. & P. also is a large power pro- ducer, and the Federal Trade Com- tinding out in mission is intent whether a upon substantial interest vide a ready market for pap After the commission is through with the Boston papers it will move on to the | situation where certain | = said to be ow ifestly it would | power ing newsp an evil day pemer ¢ the country when stones, newspapers were owned by | {ing line, to being merely the pro- {ducers of table produce. A good many Italian farmers. however, have taken up their “abandoned' acres i and are satisficd to produce veq rests. Ont whole, nk the { more than we t power nterests have bitten of they can chew, They cannot possibly gain control of more than a smal! {tables and such like, and they are | prosperous. It all depends upen the ! point of view. Tt is possible to make | country’'s news- rs, and already such action has universal nnation of In- said that ight co’ a livelihood upon a small farm. such t as those giand. und set | 'aside a little moncy for the rainy A horde of energeiic New Eng- | landers in the past were not satis. tied such small pickingy, or to g0 where land w power trust Ly the others. it can be truthf in New wore in- | daY the large power gymnas- degrec of pre- once and plenty of it. The g t helped 1 ern- velously in the davs he prairies wers opened up to settlers. Now 1 ' we think agrieultu gland tly to grower to contribu That ness-like conditions in New ve | «“nable the can nproved sufficie | more to what g, what the Federal Trade we eat seen have vear before Rilosicnl procedure. Much e cat comes from far cor- | | ners of the nation; even fish. which was a sta mission a of New England wastehasket as produ I dustry tion, comes all the way from as “dope” from these cific coast. The canning in- | her than chances of and refrigerator cars have | worlked t 1king a4 mistake. wonders in bend imate sincere ed Lehalf of the | JAckwar, producer Farmers in New power informatior with farmers and o ¢ lles the farm pr reise England may help icion r as providing have resh can do it pamphlets with received innumerall and hooklets If the relief statistic Lrin bill actually from power com- Tuises the s of tarm produce | panies. We in i from an in m production be would not quote a figure in New That than any dirt road progra and their argu- will automatic, more to develop it | Iut the accustomed to getting cheap food from the farmi- ers, may not like the plan. sonable they may appear on have no standing whasoever people in the cities Our readin in the office other publications convin most vditors feel the v ihout the power e | sing | fire simply LOCAL TALENT SHOWS For public interest use was overd in the town IR N . where such events are sponsored. it L o 5 s remaing hard for commercialized en- | nment to compete with locat ' taient shows. This city has had its usual assortment of such enterprisca this winter and spring, and if none of the shows produced candidates for Rroadway they at least indicated to that found out And Commissior » put there the better 0w how to procecd. RAMS AND DICTION dio announc there are of lite who nossess a high quality of histrionic or voc PROG the community re Citizens in various walk some influence t is spoken in th Lability. That is true of every Ome casily comes to the con n that all th stage s, orin the office town we doubt it u with talent for 1 that Milton are nct in front of the medal by and Sciences for a the footlights. 8tog. glory usually comes to those who in addition to possecs- good diction and resonant voice, was crtitied to the honor, His voice lions of homes; but when ing a natural talont, go out after the the pelf by adding rigorous training and making a drive for the plums. Some of those whe stay in the home town merely don't a4 honors and woman tells Johnny to quit ' her voice is not likely to “hit different from what it Care to go to the trouils, bother to he A n commanding atten. ¢Xpense. for the old man of the 1n making comparisons Letween a local talent show cial variet 1o doubt he will cor he commer- the former is at a dis- in same old Babbitt- «gardless of th the I niore arison of abil T ways than s Cross of the princiy lent show locai ta jndged is prone its firet co perforn creant with knows fully that the first | performance i when anyor It theatries ost important. To our knowl- 26 no ene has yet turned to WI1Z Mr. C, $ these that even of a commercial | shiow is ihe weakest. That is why the | performancs tried | in the small A week or | nd the show i 0ss do I Wiz !to hear some program that promiscs | satisfaction; and it ted to some ia s usually are for ixlout cities two of this hape to ma or some ¢ put inte debut in New York 11 metropolis show it it doesn't, 1 dials are t The local favored her wave- length where one of the minor ient * not ust in nouncers may be doing his stuff Lu* the hit the buli's-eye re program is better, the Glorifying the announcers r start—something that ¢ highly-touted Broadway xuy for the broad canot accomplish. Some ies to bear up under critici ©8 we have attended have erage program; and of alloyed Lores, yet reviewers id the public universally make al- nees for the ragged cdges at Auch a tim. “Give the show a little re pleasant 1o of bt of plenty s a experience, coure. hear the pretty voics P . time to be whipped into shape” is the conscnsus. The dux vorite announc- er enunciate French, iiin be Italian, words correct. not ry has no such epportunity. Local talent is tripped up upon German or Spanish | !in its activities by stag: however; titlea—although, mo far am we per- sonally are votch up wish, ppearances, numerous organizations continuously give concerned, they can foreign languag-s all the vocalists. But the they what various kinda for local talent, mostly most with the wide Musical. To a singer or musiclan, 8 radio public is programa that show 10cal appearance of any kind means something more than routine efforts | JUSt 88 much as 2 stage show does to to kil time, 'an embryonie actor or actress. The | B | musicians have the advantage, too, | FARMING IN NEW ENGLAND | in that their appearances are much like counts rere are sald to be a muititude of “48ler to provide, requiring no outlay ' or trouble in producing scenery or cORtumes. There in sometling about a local talent show thut always makes & strong upp: Everybody wants to 1 thelr friends in which accounts attendance, ‘bandoned farms in New England But investigation will udes of guch tarms e the good road perfod “ra of abandoned farmx it about when farniers show that s were mult] m. The wan perform. for th usually good Men go from town to town whipping up in producing such inking thovzhts about hetter land trewhere; a2nd old timers nicmber when the In fact, IScm:dlnaviuns. Gormaus and other well ek to the hefer re. west was constant the torest in jances, from minstrel shows Lo more | elects {to nelive and sympathiae when you | ‘long this ! local talent in- | not circumsecribed | opportunities of | the cast perforn- NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, artistic efforts. We never expact to see the day when this type eof en. tertalnment will fail to attract uni- versal interest, Facts and Fancies Eyery male cyuic is a bachelor or unhappily married. 1f they jail everybody whe fe contempt for the Senate, Mr. Sinclair We Want a Declsion Oa Jt! won't be lonely. Now social rank has come to be Decided diplomatically Recent developments in oil cireles | 45 author of a Fun Shop “grinner” teach us it ts more wicked to show [ \Where would they seat us at contempt for the senate tham to dinner? show contempt for truth. Faux Pas! Camp Visitor: ‘What a large O. D. hankerchief you have!” Seargent: “Handkerchief nothing! That's my pup tent If she gives him another date. after discovering he is a widewer, she is uware of getting old. Shame alone would keep the world decent, but Alas! so many are ashamed of the wrong things. TO HER STOCKI) By Edwin A. Shorte Sometimes ignorance is bliss, Sometimes it {8 ahocking: All T truly know ef this Dainty silken stocking Is that it can claim a foot | Infinitely neater !That a poet ever put In a lyric's meter, A weman knews when her hus- band is licked. He always slams the door as he go:s out. Three great factors civilization: parcel post, Post, Emily Post. in Ameriean Bat. Eve. The Jones law makes violation a felony. 1f you have knowledge of a :Surh a l.\ul!lfl‘s! {n,or n]! g;o- o felony and don't report it. you age a | T*Inkling through the dances, criminal. Let's build a jall yarq|SterFing il an evening's prose around Americe. With poetic fancies; 2 Such a foot aw must belong Te the muse, and so it 1sn't strange it haunts the song Of a lover pect. They did dxsing when a girl didn't anything but girl. Lucky old boys! their taste of Go then, lyrie. with my love, In her atocking hide you: And when her dear eyes above, Looking shall have spied you In your silken Paradise— Angel-like appearing— Tell her this was Love's device Fer a secret hearin She Wanted One! aster. “Youy call yourself Americanism: A good girl, deter- nined to he popular, trylng very hard to seem wild. And a fool and his £00n married. money are The next time the Coast Guard wishes to sink a boat, it should se- lect one belonging to Siam. a {m-n: Moyer don't one yourself:"” 1f ne says America ia wat or dr; honest or crooked. better er worse, is deseriting the part of it he to associate with. want one. Call R. Sippe : manufacturers of & patent in- A hypocite is & man whe pretends ¥ wect powder say that the end of t wasp fe in sight | es. but which claim symptoms like his. Sanile for teda Asx lonesome as < oy s sound of a hen cackle on a sun- | TAKING 7 morning. | end HE GIRL FRII TO DINNER By Luciua Pfeiifer Hilda: “Is this the place were raving about?" Herbert: “Well, T've |here a couple of tim |me as having atmosphere, Fort of.” Neler lo y S Hilda: “Honestly, you slay m e l"::n?lhrr:;‘:‘:;‘flr":»?:““U:fl:’i‘:I\‘\‘hat do you call ‘atmospherc? — for currency he can use in the next | 005 M iand. Yot men ready for tha fast i, Heroert nou)\u‘::r;::v ’:.',r:x to money good peaking of chicken. my 2 1 went to the most divine T M e place the other night you've ever st - Iwin beds and gy gy one thing for Irwin—he al- Eoasel MRTAE RIcaTIEl B al Lor it winy sts on the best. Gosh, we Gsit outiotitaniol most divine chow. T must SEERTR 1 dine out I like thinge this sentence: “My lifc, is an epen book. \D OUT A grass widow can heat a maiden | at catching a husband, but sporty lLittle cars have spoiled the used-car harket. only Leen but it struck the chicken & Correct said he, iis ce Copyright 1929, Publishers tasted Syndicate you right | with Ye:;i;; Today Prosecuting Agent some new cases in the police court “It’s burnt that's all. ¥ burnt soup. Do you like o gt | ways in {had the |say when atiractive.” l Herbert: “Well quite a reputa—"" Hilda: “Have soup? | Herbert: “Yeah—tastes all to me. Anything the matter o Hilda can't e Kirkham had (800S00 Herbert i didn’t the notice it was this merning. They were druggists ' walter to bring whe had been raided for selling | VU whiskey. The cider men have given ¥ sponge and paid their fi il & soke 1 “Den't I'm re honestly h the simp) ordered he took other, for Heav- ly not a bi ven't recover arvelous din- Lunery, ed from rer Irwin place r night.” Herbert: “Oh. ecme cught to eat something.” Hilda: “Somehow 1've suddenly lost my appefite. sort of, but actu ally, my dear, the way they pre pared this chicken the other nirht was simply delish becauga this chef at this place g-ta anout twenty-five thousand a year or somcthing and was King Ed- ward’s personal chef or something, Irwin says, and let me tell you, Jr- win gets service at places like that 'T mean he knows everyhody they simp ap ahout and p ticably fall all over themsclves 'do things for him and all. Gosh, mean. when you dine out with Ir- n you feel like a queen or some- thing—you actuslly d itnin prople wera intercst- ©d teday in the news that the New York erence he Swedish Lutheran syned was idering the semoval of Upsala coliege from | e J., te New Hritain. Rev, 8. G. Ohman, local pastor, is at the conference. There in much senti- ment among local Swedes for the transfep, Chairman Rossherg presided at the park board meeting last night, d Ceuncilman Mertither Camp was cted elerk, The sum of £500 will ird up and spent on the local A p will be made of ley park. as & dispute has arisen r one of ita houndaries The onening of the has heen ther. rnes Grand at me to dine the o parks alv delayed b o hall days wea ¥ house on Gladding. The Russian and Japanese armies have begun a great buttle on the | Yalu river. The World's fair epened Louis today. i Alderman Humphrey championed the cause of the children at the last council meeting when Councilman | Parker suggested & license fee of 1 for organ grindera, Mr. Humphrey ohjected on the ground that it might {deprive children of the enjoyment they derive from the organs. Mr. Parker hadn’t thought of that and withdrew his metion. The organ #rinders can therefore continue to £rind out thelr music (?) unmolest. ¢4 on the city streets. | May 1 ie the limit for placing fire escapes on the buildings ahbout th: canter, hut these have not heem erected in some instances. HOLY CROSS TEAM Newly Organized Baseball Nincs Go has street purchased a from L. A in SL‘ Through Spirited Workout at Washinzton Diamond. With a large squad of candidates out for practice Saturdey and yes- terduy afternoon, the newly or- ganized Holy Cross haseball teams staged spirited werkouts at the An Washington senool diamond. Many | iy pker: familiar faces of players were seen qoo o as various combinations went through their paces. Practice for the senlor team only hus been called for tonight at @ o'cleck at the Washingten diamond. | Moving Made Easy! The remrves will practice tomerrow | (A1l permons desiring to availl nigiit at the sume hour and place. (hemselves of this inexpensive plan Al candidnies are arked 1o repor! nuy do wo on payment of royalty promptly at the appointed heur and (o the originator of the scheme.) place o thut the greatest amount of | 1, Neglect to pay instaliment on | work possible will be gotten in. Iyeur furniture. | ! Tenore the resulting warning. 3. Permit the moving men to re- lnme your household goods un- l Kecping a good thing under cover! Odd One! “That family next have something that eame over on the Mayflower. Baker: “Probably their car! ) Z Henry Kasler A single peony may produce 3,- | 800,000 grains of pollen. you | husl the | this faseinat- | on — you | Irwin ordered | and | | APRIL 29, 1929 molested 4. Beat moving van to furniture store. §. Bring your payments up to date. 6. Have furniture moved to your new address. Too Fat! Coombs: “Men and women are a lot different in their attitude on things. Franklin: “You bet. You man that he's one of the men in the country and he's flat- tored.” Coombs: “Yes2" Franklin: “And tell a woman she's one of the biggest women in the country and ske wouldn't ever speak to you again!” —August E. Cannon (Copyright. 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) Questiong and, - tell a ] . QUENTIONS ANSWERI You can get an aniwer 10 a&ny question of tact or information by writing te the Question Editor, New Rritain Herald, Washington Huresu. . ., enclom for reply. Medical. legnl ard marial advice cannot be given. nor can ex- tended rosearch ba undertaken. ANl other questions will receive & per- sonal reply. I'nsigned requesta :an. not he anawered All letters wre confidential.—Editor. Q. Who originated the expression “All is quiet along the Potomiac”? A. It was often repeated in bul- letins issued by Secretary of War. Stanton, during the Civil War, and it has become synonymous with “peace and rest " The statement is also atiributed to General McClellan and to Sacretary Cameron Q. What is the largest city park in the United Stutes? A. Fairmount Park in Thiladel- | phin, which coninius 2.648 acres | Q What meant by | “moon struck?" The expression “moon struck™ |is sometimes applicd to persons who lare mentally detanged or lunatie. Many persons have thought that the rays of tha moon had a disas- trous effect upon the mind, and the vord lunatic is derived from “lunar” | which means moon. There is no ftruth in thie superstition, and sci- ce has proven absotcly that the moon liuw no effect on the nealth or | mentality of persons. The expression is also appiiad to young lovers, who seem to have completely lost their {remson and do strangely detached !things. The referenc corse, is to the fact that they have been af- tected by a kind of lunacy. Q. What is Babe Ruth's salary? A. He draws $76.000 a year. Q washed? A. Wash in warm water and pure soap suds to which about one table- Jiara spoon of household ammonia to a | gallon of water has cbeen added Plunge up and down in the water but do not ruh. Rinse lightly and siretch ta the desired shape and dry Q. What are the mennings of the i names Kuno and Kuna? 4 They are German merning “bold ). Who virote the ‘We Fight for € A. Ludwell Denn Q. provision in the iamigration law? A. On Satnrday March 23, proclamaton of President Hoover wan issued which placed in, effect on July 1, 1929 the national origins provision of the immigration law first nam book grants to certain proportiona of per- sons in the United States of variou nationalities s determined by the 1920 censys, instead of the quotas now in existence as determined by {the consus of 1590, Under this proe- lamation the number of immigrants biggest | 1422 New York avenue, Washington. | 1Wo eenta In Stamps | How can a sucde jacket be' called | What 18 the National Origins | ( | Leing | annually would be reduced about 10,000 and 163,714 weuld bd admit- ted instead of 164,647 and the quotas of various countries would he changed. Q. Who publishes the Automo- bile Blue Book? A. The Chicigo Auto Trade As- sociation, 2508 8. Michigan Boule- vard, Chicago, 1'iinois. Q Why can a fly walk up smooth perpendicular surfaces and across the ceiling without falling off? A. Because their feet are provid- ed with soft pads upon which there is a slight adhesive moisture. Q. Is there such a word as “anti- disestablishmentarianiam 2" A. Yes. It is a good English word and means “opposition to the theory of the disestablishment of the church.” Q. Novarro's latest picture? A. “The Pagan." Q. How old ir Clara Bow tall is she and what is the color of her hair and eves? A. She was born August 29, 1905 and is five feet, two and one-half inches tall, weighs 109 pounds and has auburn hair and brown ey Q. What is the color of orchids” A. ‘The prevalling colors are rose, . yellow, white and green. Q. Where js Bohemia? A. Bohemia was formerly a part of the Austrian Empire but since 1818 it has been & constituent part of the new Czechoslovak Republic It is bounded by Saxony on the north, Bavaria on the west, Silesia on the cast and Upper Austria on the south. Its area is about 20,065 square miles Q. What is the name of the pres- ent Pope? A, Achills Rattit Papal title Pius XI. Q. Is ke cornct learn? A who took the ditficult to It is one of the easiest wind {instruments to learn RED S0X PRACTICE Johnny Tobin's Crew Gets Under Way With Plenty of Pep at Wal- nut Hill Park saturday, With & number of new candidates out and several of the old vets lim- bering up. the oft-delayed tirst prac- tice session of the Corbin Red Sox ball team was held Saturday afternoon and resulted in the show- ing of plenty of good material. Manager John Tobin's attention was attracted especially 10 the work | of Bergeron, a North Adams boy, an outficlder and a southpaw. His work with the willow showed that he certainly knows how to hit and he can throw when the eccasion . George Fields, former All- sington star, worked out at third for a time with Joe Jasper at short stop. Al Blanchard was on first with Adam Sullick behind the bat. “Goody” Preisser and “Blimp” Sheehan took part in the workout. Many more candidates hand. were on squad will stage workout at Walnut Hill park day cvening at 6 o'clock and other candidates wishing for a tr. out for the team are asked to be on another | hand. which changes the quotas of immi- | The chameleon ik the only member of the reptile family that cen focus both eyes upon the same point What is the name of Ramon | Observations On The Weather Washington, April 29.—Forecast for Southern w England: Fair tonight and Tuesday; slightly cooler tonight, with frest in the interior; somewhat warmer in the interior | Tuesday; fresh to strong westerly winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Fair with light to heavy frost i exposed places in north and central portions; slightly cooler in southeast portion tonight; Tuesday fair and somewhat warmer; fresh westerly winds. Conditions: The storm of last night is moving out to sea by way of the §t. Lawrence valley. It pro- duced moderate to heavy rains in |the Atlantic states from Georgia to the Maritime Provinces and west- ward to the upper Lake region and Ohio’ valley. A long ridge of high pressure extends from the northern Mississippi valley southeastward o Florida with crest of 30.12 at Evans- ville, Ind. Pressure is relatively low over the Rocky mountain districts and high along the California coast, Conditions favor for this vicinity | fair weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures lAtianta .. .... | Atlantic City . | Boston | Ruffalo . }l'hmmzn | Cincinnati | Denver I Duluth | Hatter 108 Angel Miami Minneapolis .. Nantucket Nashville !New Orleans . iNew York Norfolk V. . Northficld, Vt. Pittsburgh Portland £1. Louin Washington Me. $ir Harny - i "Hae yo heard this ene ? THE DEACON'S REPLY | While out for stroll one after- [noon a local househslder in a smalt Scottish town met hix church deacon fully attired in sombre black as if «d for the chapel. He was, sver, 1ooking very sad and woo- Where ure ve ked the other. 5 not goin’ goin,’ deacon Jeems, I'm comin® said the gloomy deacon. Comin' back wiere from?" om Tammas Peabody cent man that he wa wmmas is no dead surely,” e claimed the other loudly, taken by ¢ with the news, f he's no dead,” said the deacon shaking his head solemnly, “we've {just played a dirty trick on him less than an heur | And he passed on his mournful | baci.” funer- ago!" et — BULLS AND BEAKS What do you Know about the is ts purpose? How doen it account? What fs a What are the com How doew one “sell whiort Jiundreds of other interesting que method of trading on Commodity Excliniges are covered letin. 1 you w low aud hend for the bLulletin: ——-—-—- - -u FINANCE 13 EDITOR, Washl) New York Atenue, of the bulletin TH MMODITY " oome. Landling costs: NAME BTREET AND NUMBER cITY W am a reader of the Stock operate? 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