New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 24, 1929, Page 6

6 New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLIGHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Susdey Exceptedy At Herald Bidg., §7 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year 3200 Thres Mooths e s Month Entered at the Post Office at N as Becord Clams Mail Matter. TELEPHONS CALLS Business Office s28 Editorial Rooms .... 526 The only profitable advertising mediuis Circulation books and pres » open to advertisers Member ot the Associated Press The Awociated Press i exciusirely en titled to thy ublication all news credited to it not otherwise credited b t paper a0 also local cews publishod therein. of Member Audit Bureaa of Circulation The A. B. L. ' 8 national o gauniza wilch furbishes Dewspapcrs and fsers With 8 strictly honest aoalysis ol circulation. Qui circulation statisiice are based upop this sudit ‘This lukuies o tection aga rsud in news: aw tbution fgures o toih cational and advertisera REPARATION FAILURL AND DERTS TO U, reason One ommission las the proper I ciphers is because come down to the Gerr or within a comfortable distance thereof—on account of the gur gated to pay the Unit te: in the case of I to pi or obligated bt agreeme 156 rance, may I when the hy final ratitied the B | ;n parations dispute; but a practical consideration of the situation does ot permit this to be done. As a gen- val principle the Allies are willing 1o receive little more from Germany United is what they an they must pay the that. at least, States; cmiphasize, especially Great Britain. Thus, the o Germany, if they i with figures such ered by Germany's would be recciving ¥ than they will Sam, ntion of Allied war do with if the States, that United bts have nothing to Tr ive les parations, is sound. ue, were 1o T from Gere than they must to the be dol- would victery in tes could. if ash that ¢ orious enemy point out. too, t of money only power on the i sale of I War ollective HEROISN ooy ploits for the postal deparinient | ed him the reputation A service, brou down one of the men and caused a accomplics to jump from a captured. The numes e other crooks ure known and ¥ capture o to follow Lilinois s not a farce the receive its just deserts. cior will be held np as a e entire cot 1 fear service for years is of ofiicial type of the law the craven its of 1he worthy. His of self in the un complete forget fulness cause of duty stirs the hearts of all honest oflicials, he is an hero in the nnals of 10 outstanding those who lebor day and maintain law amd crder, and he is entitled to the nnstinted admiration Jf citizenry in gencral, The | EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, APRIL AMATEUR BOXERS TURNING PROFESSIONAL The new amateur boxing code having gone into effect, with the ap- proval of the Legislature and the Governor, the immediate result is |that a goodly number of hitherto | | "amateur boxers” have suddenly de- cided to turn professional. | Al along Thomas E. ha: Donohue, boxing commissioner. contended that amateurs in He ]‘m.u if the law regarding the qualifi- t0o many reality were professionals. has stated | cations of an amateur were more | pronounced pseudo-amateurs | would be driven from the ranks, and | jthis would yield a better break—as they | these in boxing ranks—to the amateurs. say ’sm\on pure Commissioner Donohue has pro- | duced an amateur code that has cleared the N atmosphere. 1t has driv- | sfessionals who were | amateurs to the | where they belong. CONNECTICUT CONGRESSMEN AND THE JONES LAW Connecticut congressman ‘oted <t the Jones law in toto. Only other state besides Connecticut | produced a solid congressional bloc one nst the Jones law, and that state Arizon [ s were two st did anoth < which in smen not vots one wa rink r. They merely the prevailing sentiment | ] proposal as it T exists in their states, congress- | 1 of another state did not many as conscientiously he Jones law, it is stated, is to only to commercial liquor violators. That, at least, is the inte Mr isn't ctution placed mpon it by 1 Walker Willebrandt. 1t whether this was the iutent of | dry congressmen who passed it. | n Lefore it No law 50 speedily lost 1o YL~ PEOPLE DO HIKE muny drivers of which seem paved Isare likely to of automo d 10 the extinciion educalion and i 100 higlh ¢ they are ommenaury - which the reside is of them Lowever the tiie idents resulted from owing | i oa elinic v Clicagouns. nic bt clurged than the cost ter of confined to so- ! most usually are The object of to citizens ! with time run. prevent vir money satie i health other injuring their The clinic, in [ perma voring to do per- words, was W public service that must be linic advertised serviee Jis in order to resch There clinic indulged exiggerated the doctors in the it existed to reach the people i no charge th nproper or cal socicty adver medi kind of ad- vertising, and they disliked the elinic disliked any «hich gave treatment to thousande of patients, thus robbing them of what ita members considered lawful buginess, i | Who is wrong in this matter. the | > We favor the of its cfiorts, and the self-cvident necessity l ductors or the elinic clinic bLecause of the nature \Facts and Fancies | they won't be able to run it. of reaching people who need to be | reached. The regular practitioners would not have reached many of the ‘ people treated; were it not for the | clinic in Chicago the quacks, and not the regular practitioners, would get this business. at the opening game to recognize last year's play- ers and last year's peanuts. A scientist says a race of super- men will control the world in the future. We don’t except much change, either. | There are two classes: Those who think force can put over an idea. and those who know history. Still, if rain spoils the picnic, you | can go out in the yard and find a ' few ants for the butter. | When the meek inherit the earth, | But | tortunately most of them have large, capable wives. 2 | A he-man is one who can read a | tory about a hen-pecked brother | and chuckle instcad of bolling. There can't bhe much relationship. Apes have a flat nose unfit to thrust | into other people’s business. Among the things that hloom at night and wilt when day comes are | 200d resolutions. | 1f Washington can’t decide how to | g0 in to dinner without the assis- | tance of foreign diplomats, perhaps it is wise to keep out of that League. | Americanisn: Wondering why | crime flourishes; nodding approval | when somehody on your side shoots somcbody on the other side no great cathedrals but h see rome of the mod- «rn bathrooms | fellow suggests brightly probably isn't as! 1s vou think. | vour man that your trou erions to monkey carly when you 101 -brow is one who has such ¥ he can talk abou: ng as vulgar as he | — | uniforms knock on t night you can duck. i< should w T you answer oxciting enduran :sent s that | and the lust ton of coal s con 1weer That Columbia professor who con tomns alarm clocks should remen- er that making excuses to a class explaining 1o a boss, makes $93,000 a know liquor is This should ¢n inan 't her plac wd dor this sentence When 1 * said mad if nobody n silenc &l t make not n Publishers mude a erday. There are r treatment at the | lie treining school is with five students, | comisstonors intend to i for unyons caught and other refuse rojectorscope Co 1 good xhibition of mo- Hanna's arniory Most of the ple. pleasing. “n plan to Lol | agree on a uniform | conmiission Tweil tio! ol be clerk of counmissioners, lne from Hurt to ¥ 1 up the west will completed | n 1 side c this sur s the salr it busin 1o Artht Southir i [ om the | will con 1 Main strect Woo jewelry Churchill of | Wood will retire | s after 58 years, Ho | s tieal business with 2 n the it store, Mr. Wood has heen to me demands | tical hus nens means of doing The: i his of un COUNY COMIISSIONers yester day transferved to Kugene A, Hyds the liquor license hield by Fred Be- loin at the Hotel Beloin Architeets L'rg; (Ta{pital Be Further Beautified Washington, April 24 (P—Con- tinued beautification ol Washington on a morc impressive scale was ad- vocated in addresses here before the American Institute Architects in convention hers The gold medal of instituts awarded annually for achicvements in design, distinguished public sery- ice and leadership in the profession, was presented 1o Milton Bennett Medary of Philadelphia. J. Monros Hewiett of New York, first vice president. made the presentation. More than 1,000 architects are tending the three-day annual meet inz. APPETITE of the by ripton in ja babyr” | Man delights in novelty. { What carthly good can come of it? | Your moods and !wrote her a ten thousund w lused to Send all communkations 10 M Ny Hadltor, cnre o the New Britain Hernkl. amd your etter will be forwanked 10 New York Travelling Public, Attention? Let's make this time of tourists a time of cheerists, too, Find mirth and fun and laughter in everything we do, Though trains be overcrowded, boats delayed, who'll care, If tourists all are cheerists there'll be humor rywhere! or Mighty Good! (proudly): My and he's only Hartley ng law son is ta a young boy Crawford: *“That's nothing. My son’s taking medicine and he's still THE WOMAN O IT! General Review of the Sex situation! Woman wants monogamy; Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord: Count to ten, and man is bhored. With this the gist and sum of it, Ailecn Platt They hail you star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; as their morning And once they have sound, They want to change you all around. you, safe and 24, 1020 The Evolution of Busiuess! Once it was “your line of endeav. or.” or or or or or o ‘your caliin your occupational pursuit. your means of livelihood. your chosen vocation.” vour job. " 'your game.” .. . Now it's “your racket!” Same Roat! Jerry: “I've got to pay a bill and 1 lack just ten dollars.” Paul: “How much is the bill?" Jerry: “Ten doilar Paul: “I'd like to lend it to you but I haven't got enough.” Jerry: “How much do you lack? Payl: “Ten dollars!" —Carol van Wezel (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) Questions and gk | QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question [ditor, New Britain Herald. Washington ltureau. 1522 New York avenue, Washington. for reply. Medical. legal ard marital advice cannot be given. nor can esx- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive u per- sonal reply. llnsigned reqnests :an. not be answered. All letters are confidential.— Editor, ways they put to curse on | They'd make of you another person. | ey cannot let you go your gait hey influence and educate They'd alter all that they admired. They they make me cline Kelker Usually Do! 'hey say this n -394 I the minor leagu. w “The tobogman!" —Albert Reimer 'ERY YOUNG G HOULD KNOW Lloyd R. Bowman take an omelet. Or they have Spanish oniclet piaragus omelet and onion omelet. That's pretty good. She'il luve a cheese omelet. No, I'll © regular dinner with roast and no soup. Weil, ws 1 1 think women are awfully dishon- est. All fo them | 1 in love lost year. perfectly beautiful but she was Cis- lionest and T couldn’t stand it 1 d 1ot k ant B T alw onislet Cheoes: have duck wus sayving, was S et ter about I'il re 1y it. She d it to yo hot stuf. in he his “nt it hi Parts. Tt wis pret an yon faste the chcese that omelet? it's pretty »od in You Yo - s what T told dishionest and yo being dishonest w friends | nerfectly well tha all my heart dishonest wi are you we're s 1 love nd you are you know you with ust heing me You can read it il you like. It's preity | thoug! Now I figure it Way: wo. men just like o lead « man on and they'll pretty near anything to gt a man in love with them. T think bLeing weak ugly. think proud is ugly und think being humble is ugly, But be. | ing dichonest is ugliest of all. went fo Smith Collegs and 1! write @ lot of poctry about a pond they have up there called adise. but 1 always spelled hout canital so wouldn't be emburrassed vhen people guessed it was ubout her and " pretty hot stuff but it actually printed, Anyway it or she said she did hut T guess hat was just a part of her dishon- | ty | She way beautiful. But 1 don't | be beautifu, women have uny souls. I never &new any beautiful womnien who had souls. You'd e sur- | sprised if you knew all the things I've seen in life. Somotimes 1| wish 1 didn’t <now so much about | life, but 1 guess you have to find it | out. out s iy 15 being sh it she e W n Wik she tiked 1Look You've 20 sit in hat 1 1 3¢ 11 ha reity hot stuff in | finished the lounge your | and | ne | dis I'll read yo you ahout, ionest <h. some of it parts s Varied Company! Mrs Willis: “The people T've in- vited 10 my party are nll strangers to each other. What do you think of that 2" | Mre. Baur: “Well. 1 guess you'll | who Q. Who have been the last four Prime Ministers of Great Britain? A. The present prime minister is Sir Stanley Baldwin (Conservative) also Prime Minister May . 1523 to January 1924, 1 vious to the pre ‘rm Stanley Baldwin the we David Lloyd € tion) appointed Decemi Andrew was ¥ MacDons Januz What is the ate one-dollar bill portraying bust of C. A, It is valued at one Q. Is the timber line at the same altitude in all parts of the world? A, No. It is at the greatest \eight in the tropics and gradually descends toward the north and south and also toward the sea copsts. In the Himalayas it is about 11,800 tect highs in the Alps 6,400 in the Rocky mountai:s from 9,000 to 12.000 foet Q. What part did Anna Q. Nils- son play in “Sorrel and Son A, Kit's mother Q. What is Piccadilly ¢ A cirele in London, 1 unetion of Piceadilly Shaltesbury avenne, Q. What is the nam: Gent Hoover's police dog? Tl 15 Tom living? Y Thocs the value of a Con suc of 1846 Clay? C. cent it reus? igland, the and of I'resi- Mix's horse, “Tony Bible & ie root of all 1 Timothy § sys “For the love of money is root of evil; which while som« they have erred from ced themselves Ny sorrows.” ). On what days of September 20 1009 1912, and Ocfober Wednesday sdav respectively, Why are the he of halibut cut off hefore they are tioted ? To wave space in preking, the head is very Lalhy Tn what direction does Nile river flow? A he general direction ix from south to north, Q. Why are the yolks of som. cggs light and other dark? A. The shade depends upon the ¥ that money pie through Thu as m be- 0. the D. C.. enclosing two cents in stampa | | teed of the means An Emple suppiy of gre>n stuff particularly grass, gives the yolk a rich yellow color. Q. When 1s Father's Day? A. The third Sunday in_Jume, Q. ‘How can, one reméve the A. Moisten the bags with warm water and sprinkle ‘them with & Kood soap powder, rell them up, und leave them for several heurs: or soak in a fairly strong seap pow der solution. Wash in a warm soapy water and they will be in a good condition to use. The Arst treatment may not remove all the coloring but if repeated a few times | when they are laundered, the print- ing will gzradually disappear. More drastic methods may remeve the color with one treatment but are itkely to weaken the fabric, se the slower the process is mere desir- able. Q. Where born? What | was Angel Firpo as the nationality was born at Junin, Pro- vince Buencs Aires, Argentiug. His father was ‘Itallan angd his mother’ Spansh. Q. Which is the largest” planet A. Jupiter. Q. What do the letters A. C. and P. C. stand for on a prescrip- tion? A. A, C. stands for “anti-cibus” which means “before food or be- |fore meals.” The letters P. ¢ stand for post cibus” or “after food or after mieals.” Q. What does “Sans Dieu je ne phrase | means “Without | nothing.” Q. Are | bones? is French God 1 and can do teeth the same as e the boncs. What would be the |annual yield of mushrooms on a plot of ground ten feet square? | A. About fifteen pounds. Q. Does the United States Treasury still launder paper money ? A. The practice has been dis- continued. Q. What is the International Leagu | A0 58 West Chicage, Illinois. | ek COMMUNICATED Editor: Kindly give me a little space in vour valuable puper in order-to rapiy 1o the letter of Mr. Edward J, Bark the address of Anti - Cigarette Washington Street Dear which appeared in Monday night's | issne, He objects to the way of making citizens by our Honorable Judge Raxe and Naturalisation Ex- aminer John Davis, According to Mr. Barks' concep- lion a person who can not read or speak the Enghsh language can not be a good American citizen. 1 agree | with waiting Mr. Barks that years before ply citizenship s prob- ably an undestrabl candidate for vitizenship, but I do believe that reading and speaking the Engiish language is not the most important aualification for citizenship. Good racter and law obedience in what makes good citizens. Mr. Barks probably never had a chance to go to u foreign country aund be com: pelled to learn a foreign language. 11 he hud, he may be able to s naturalization in & different light. I personally know quite a few people ot the highest churecter and good a men aps tor el printing from flour and feed' sackd?| same consis- | average | e e —C———C— o 44Mms 10 thly ry in thelr ¢0's and 30 "'wl hard time to pass the examifiation the naturalising ceurt, on acceunt of the English lang! A person might get along syery day life with ordinary but when it comes to high mgline questions in ceurt they are Wy lost. Has Mr. Barks thought ofi what ought to be made of thess Amefican- born who neither read or write the English langudge? Yours truly. JOSEPH LANDWEHR; 49 Woediand Bireet, Observations ‘ On The Weathtr Washington, April 3¢.~Fépecast for BSouthern New Englands In- creasing cloudiness with htly | warmer in nerth wept lons tenight; Thuradsy mestly cloudy, semqwhat warmer in the jgterier tollalved by shewers in the west and i in inh “{north portions; moderate to fresh southwest and south winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Increasing cloudiness and soméwhat warmer Yonight, follawed by Show. ers and thunder atorms en Thurs- day; slightly warmer in seuth por- tion Thursday; mederate te fresh southerly winds. : Conditiéns: The srea of - high pressure that is preducing the fair weather over the country east §f the Miusinsippl river is centered this morning over North Carelina, four stations in thet lecality !burome!er readings of 30,26 jiches, Last night was clear with fresty | conditiens in various distriets 9f the | Appalachian highlands and the {north Atlantic states. The distyrb- |ance of the far southwest de- veloped rapidly and a minimum pressure center of 29.14 inchep was reported this morning from :omh Platte, Neb. Showers and thunder storms were reported frem the | Rocky Mountain districts eastward | to Lake Michigan and from Texes northward to Minnesota, Snow is falling In portions of northern Wyoming and sotithern | Montana, The heaviest amount of | precipitation. reported. was, 2.3 inches at Sheriden. Wye. Tesiperne | tures are rising over the Interior | valleys. | Conditions faver for this vicinity fair weather fpliqwed by increasing cloudinesa. Temperatures yesterday: Atlanta . Sesima it O | Atlantic City | Roston | Chicago Cincinnatt [ Denver . | Puluthy 50 89 4 80 50 28 “ 82 50 19 50 1 52 “ L1} 4 4 32 40 34 64 4@ l.os Angele Miai ... Minneapglis . Nantucket ashville New Haven . New Orleans New York . Neorfolk, Va. . Northfield, V. Pittsburgh ..... . Rortland, Mc. ,.... {8t Lou .. Washington . B L L S —— B w know about > How doen What is a Wiat at do you purpo account ? What ave the How docs one ‘e of other interesting rading on the Echanges wre o to L the bulletin W it of miark 2 hort s qucet i ol ninodity 11 you want end send for cred in law —_ - - - DIy Yo | rusaxc Y Ca o | KET AND nd Washingten B w Avenue, COMMODITY EXCHANG handling, costs. | maum STREET AND NUMHKER | cory L 1 am a reader of the NEW B Mickey (Himealf McGuire | have no cligne coming:™ —Arnoid Lartrem comimodity. Btock Exchange. w all alout this subjoct, SR COUPON HELEs = o= o - Washington, tie hulletin THY €TOCK EXCHANGE, CUR® MAN. | uncencelled U. 8, ATATE % AND BEANS the Etock Market? How did 1t eriginate? perate? What i “call noney What sent on the exchange? What g th exchanges? What ere “brekér's What is & “futere? Thess dnd rhout Niimtor opetatien and the Curb Market, and the Washing''n Bureau's letem bule fill out the coupen be- 1 our ureau, New Britain Herald, b c GES and chclose herewith five cents postagu stamps, to cover pos HITAIN NERALD, ' i u— By Fontaine Fox THE NEW BoY 1S GETTING ACQUAINTED WITH MCAUIRE.