New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 10, 1929, Page 6

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If it is the of public works to it has the blessing of ¢ an eye to the where the worry anyone. pu io t them in place W It seen and others which was SHOW IS OVER o char color s J. Pajewsl ation plank 'Y heme, n on a personal the lican Tuded out every vote ion. which ir the ability to bring ctted by work- automobi i1 won ¥rank ¢ town ers and by 32 Zapatka. Had the Demo. been votes over committee not or less demoralized after the more national cam- paign, and had there been a Demo- cratic organization and workers able to function even 50 per cent efi- ciently, there might have been an- other story in this ward. The political complexion in the Common Council now will be over- whelmingly Republican, Due to the ward system, Republican represen- ‘tation in the Council will be upon a far higher ratio than the difference betw the total number of Re- publicans and Democrats in the city would warrant. But this is an inevit- able concomitant of the ward t works pretty much like the eloctoral eollege in national elec- tions. The responsibility for largel g0od city government will rest with the Republican party. Now that the ward fights are over let politics be forgotten; let sane, progressive ideas rule in City Ha THE LIBRARY the ann At trustces of the ial meeting of the New Britain Insti- tufe, a resolution was passcd thank- ing this newspaper for its efforts on behalf of the city library, We accept this indication of good will and ap- preciation with tF of matiers which nks. Our espousal function to the hest advantage of citizens has been will be and always the pub- lic service The library we consider public in- stitution of such imporiance to the community that nothing but the best is good erough for it. And when at- because of involved. as tempts are made to unjustly attack its functions in the comu feel it a duty to strike at the de- tractors. With this much 8aid, let's hope that the addition to the library is built at the earliest possible time. inity we TOO MANY COMMISSIONS Some time ago the New York ‘World let fly the heavy batterics of its wrath fin connection with the failure of the Public Service Com- mission in New York state fo con- form to the high ideals of regula- tion which was snticipated when it was formed. The same criticisms, we think, other regulatory commissions. Their a ake it for ail they casier publie orporations to & lic utility Profits of organizations have never been more ertain than since the formation of dlatory commissions; their stocks have n grown so fat; combinations have ommon. d the other night Mujor General Jam Harbord, A G ired, said that govern- through commissfons “has proport progress.” th own out of all ns to our The Radio and Commis- national not president of America in- Radio nun Each action iation he said, has had e eye over its oulder at and that and fluenc. Con; na- co essmen have tried it in favor of special m. b 4 to attempt d and aggrandize the of pol remarked General Har- h o nt eall ever i has Roverr ail to e the cians who wtinued “opens e will be federal our daily lives and cor to the grave, restrictions of every Kind ad- Washington burcaus federal officials, af- from the cradle nforced by ting everything that we enjoy g that we do. rises when we try ove matters without going to 1t regula- ul, what other opposite extreme. tion has not proven success that hod would be cqually unsuccess- : o is there an e system olitical control, as largely cxist- o e, and proof bodies exister o o politicians ild get Imost when the 1 and 1wo- laws were passed and ti Iroads ri he- favoring public utility comm 5 0 regu porations from th ifiscatory rates. 1 at to be we happen to POSSeSS. ed, and nobody seems not even the corporations Let the be heard. W B crit oin them oc: be admitted the missions than to evolv sion that ise t comi- that politicians, a pl will avoid regulation as existed in the old days, and regu- b [ by ition by ucratic commissions, ex When it conies to a Kkable substitute plan nobody seems to have anything worth while to v i THE SOCIAL TEAPOT | 'ORM IN WASHINGTON | Gann mixup in Washington to solve. The Vice United States, should be President of the our way of thinking, is more import- cial functions than diplo- foreign countries. ' fact he doesn't hap. ied man, any wom- an he his | hostess at social gatherings should by all means have preference with casy to A mats from in spite of the pen to be a = o lly designates the Vice President over the diplo- mats and their wives. Mr. Kellogg followed some mu precedent when he decided in favor of the diplomats before leaving ofice. Vice President Curtis is ju he fied in giving notic will not be bound what Mr. To settle the embarrassing situation by Kellogg said. it will require a decision by Stimson, the new sccretary of state. | We have no doubt that if that de- cision goes against the Vice Presi- dent he again will not |it, and will simply { pected to sit in the rear behind the | Tordly diplomats. | 1t so happens that the Vice Presi- dent of the United States is the high- |est officcr of the government who |attends social functions in homes or | clubs, The custom is for the Presi- | dent never to attend functions out- | side of the' White House as not be- | intelligence. The operatives conclud- | puer o fitting his dignity. President Roose- | velt did it, often going to the Wash- | ington home of Senator Lodge, but ! not publicly, and the newspapers | never mentioned the fact. President | Hoover, it is already known, regards ' his place in the White House as the head of the-table, and that will be nowhere else during his administra. tion, With the Vice President left as the officer of the government to attend social functions it is self-cvident that his hostess, in this case his sister, cannot be re. Lelieve hen, | Mr | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY garded as somebody apart. Mr. thinking that anyone select enough | | function has been, it scems, to | to attend a party with him is good utility cnough to sit heside table in him at This would be the procedure is only in Washington ! diplomats have where touc cxalted ideas of their seniority. the that a condition like one causing a general laugh clsewhere can materialize. It the goes |against Mr. Curtis it is certain that | Washington social leaders will be confronted with the in Stimson decision most embar- rassing situation Washington society. 1t will simply mean that the President and | his sister will have to be entertained | separately from the history of Vice the diplomats. or vice verss NASTINE:! N SS IN NAUGUTUCK augatuck has a way of late in ing into the public prints. One Iweek we read that the town clerk is still trying to law, g buck the marriage and at the present time we read that there has been an alleged publicity shortage judge has hastily mn the town, resigned, and an- other has been unanimously appoint- jed by the I place. Nav town, giglature to take his | ised to he a country rarely heard from except in terms of praise. Nowadays one hears it mentioned with a laugh. Yet the gencral run of its citizens are £00d as they ever were ust as All Naugatuck needs is some new official THE The POL IN NEW BRITAIN death of the tler in New Britain calls to mind that the large additions of this race to the city’s population took place | within little more than two genera- The first here in tions Polish settler came oday the Polish popu- ndants constitute large cleme of the population 4 many of its sons are prominent in the civic affairs of the city. i vements Poles have re- to their anywher jUnited States have Polish entered more of the wholehear community a to its w growth. Before 1877 was an They onspiciuous have not only with the city's most but contrihuted in no 10 its advance- THE TURNING POINT IN SOUTHLRN INDUSTRY engineers have brought ng point in southern haracterized by 1 It has been quite a ition that there labor troubles is no corporations to to listen to the jicke for court optimistic atements of who think they production at loss costs efficiency by sim iucing every machine 4 more machines. surpass ingenuity. The course, is to provide s for the efficiency engincers; e not 1 often main ¢ essarily interested if left with ever had be- he manufacturers are more grief than they fore. 0 “native t labor” was quite the north— rung the bells of increased production at less ontentcd, it seems, until out- siders—probably from the came into t ficld and cost, with increased profits as a lincher clin hern nill owners— many of them—dutifully 1 . What gencrally over- looked was that this docile native labor might not be so docile. was however It now turns out that it is anything but docile, It helonged to no unions, it has discovered with a shock that labor doesn’t need to be- !long to a strikes The cfficiency but een inion to stage serious idea in the South bound by was to give to each operative about | bsent himself | three times the number of Jooms t0 | Rain in south and rain or 4 the library to | from partics where his sister is ex- | handle than he has handled in the | past—and at the same pay. The | laborers were not supposed to have ‘Irn\ln! enough to think. It turns out that it was a mistake on the part of rs that this “native white labor from the moun- | tains” couldn’'t think. What the | thoughts were indicate considerable the eficiency engine ed the efficiency scheme was one to provide tremendous advantages for the owners of the machinery, with i no compensatory advantages for the machine tenders. The operatives simply concluded that this “northern |idea” wasn't going to work in the South. It isn't. Some of the wiser mill owners have already fired their cfficiency engineers and have gone back to the old system. That at least | keeps the mills running. | The Baltimore Sun places this efficiency system right upon the ‘dwrs(em of Mr. Hoover, himself | a first Polish set- | the | the | ! something of an engineer, in these will hold good of most 'Curtis, it seems to us is justified in 'words: is direct challenge to what Mr Hoover and others have taught us to |call the ‘American system. The de- to be coming to them. which every other gome in the land, and it | fenders of the new mechanical era in |industry justify it on the ground | that, although thousands of men are {displaced by the machine, the men [ who survive receive greater rewards (than ever before. 1t is frequently {pointed out that the reason foreign industrialists do not succeed with |1arge-scale production is that they | refuse to split the profit with labor, |and expect to hire a man to run a steam shovel for the same wage they once paid to pick and shovel ‘hunkies.” ™ | | Then, after reviewing the details iot the situation, the Sun continues £ this is a just appraisal of the situation, North Carolina | will prove a poor refuge for the [ mill owner in his flight from | ‘unstable labor conditions. " | In other words, he had better !keep his mill right in New England. {where labor conditions are more | stabie. \Facts and Fancies | The love of money root of all diplomacy. is also the | All a layman knows about war }w.m:.\ is that it requires a lot of fast log work i i If the man says “Hello,” and hi voice then bhecomes more timid or more discourtcous, he is talking to his wifc. A “bum” book is one written for people more stupid than you or | niore intelligent than you, | England and America, in a duct | "1 can sonk my taxpayers as hard as you can soak yours. | Oratory still is enjoyed by They ar v some the Kind that clap when the orator remarks gent the audience s, When a rich man tells reporters doesn’t know how he got that it be either modesty or cople vigoro how inte he ay may ion. Floods in the South are drowning iskrats, and the ladies must ex- pect to pay more for scalskin coats. FFour men in the West were buried lide, and they weren't ricanism: Clever idle wives g for their own spending professional writers compnt- ith two million female ama- Arnir money; | ing teurs. Too many cager to help the cause of flying are orators urging somehody to get shot for his | country. else | Anstior 1o uge b 35060 vears {won't worry anvhody if present styles continue 1o toughen the hu- man hide, | |1 you never say college men are Isilly incompetents, nobody will sus- pect you missed a college education. Why a lave 1wo cars, some relative has one of them all the time. Never mind defining “frecdon of the seas.” Just let America and Eng- land make & treaty agreeing not to molest one another's commerce in time of war, There's little you can do by way, of ecarly spring training for the fish- ing season—except that boxing in- creases the rcach of the arms. If they are going to padlock homes that serve liquor, wouldn't ft | be cheaper to fence the country and ipuu‘lock the gate? The scason approaches three innocent by-standers will get | shot because a policeman sees a dog suffering for a drink. | Correct th constity truth,” wmid rather lose them with Copyright sentence: “My illiter. need the hard senator, “and 1 had ny office than to dope Publishers Observations On The Weather April \ | | | Washington for Southern New I | tonight and Thursday, | mixed with snow in M and Connecticut. Not much in temperature. Fresh to northeast and cast winds. Forecast for Eastern Ne Forceast Rain probably “hangs | strong York snow in north portion tonight and Thursday; not much change in temperature. Fresh to strong northeast and e winds, Conditions: A disturbance center |is over western Virginia this morn- ing, Wytheville, 29.74 inches, Temperatures yesterday High . 80 70 ) 56 46 56 .34 43 | i Low Atlanta ...... [ Atlantic City . Boston | Chicago . | Cincinnati ... Duluth .. Denver Hatteras ... Los Angeles . Miami .. Minneapolis .. Nantucket . Nashville New Haven New Orleans . New York . Norfolk, Va. Northfield. Vt. Pittshurgh { Portiand, Me. St Louls . Washington . 38 42 26 28 64 46 " 30 42 56 4 68 50 60 28 42 4 “" 58 “The North Carolina philosophy ! two-car garage? 1f you | when | achusetts | APRI Send all commanirations (0 Pus Shop Editos, care of the New Gritaln Herald, and your lettes wil) be furwarded (o New Vork. Who Runs May Read! Sing a song of April and of April signs, Rhubarb sauce on menu cards, over- coats on lines, Loafers on Park benches, circus bills on trees— Why consult a calcndar face of these in the Good Times! Jerry: “Did you have a good time our Wentern trip?” Yes. I saw the vegetation |in Kansas, the irrigation in Arizona, and the esculation in Hollywood! 1 {on | I | i No Use Kickin't Shoking Manne San Francisco Girl (vivaciously) ‘I've got a hone to pick with you." Boston Man: “What a horribly | unsanitary custom! | —Molly Anderson | | | Many are called, found not bluffing! and few are | | trade. | PRINTER ZINC | By B. W. Barker | Perhaps one of the greatest in- | | ventions of our time is the homc iluhhr- stamping outfit, consisting of | pair of tweezers, several r [little rubber letters and an stamp. It is so simple that a child can operate it; n fact, it is without a { doubt ene of the downright simplest |things ever invented. All that s needed is the patience of Job, the ingenuity of Edison, and the dispo- sition of the Editor of The Fun | shop. | For example, having decided that [it is absolutely wssential to place ‘Phillip Brown” conspicuously across the top of your new telephone {book, you are ready to begin. Selze the |little jiggers for a “P" | wonder if maybe it would be a good idea to start at the back and stick inan “n" first carefully con- sider the possibilitics and decide on P . find u “P" and tweezer it | carcfull, hauling out the whole row |of letters, well atick together, in | the process break off all but {the “P" and stick it in the stamp |. . . wonder if it's upside down | wonder if it's back to front wonder if it is inside out | . . try it in three or four posi- tions and then drop it on the floor 1 find another “P" and put it in anywhere look around for an | “h” and don't find one . . . sudden- |1y note that the letters are all in |alphabetical order can't re- {member where “h* comes so check |off A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H . stick it {in after the “pv . now, as it | were, where in h— are the I at the “I's” suddenly realize you'll need fwo and gloat at th thought that inspired that timesaver I's . drop both under the hookcass | trying to jam in two at once 2 |get maq . get madder whes you b your head on the desk drawer two * one at a time keep on while crawling after . kecp going until done a ws of | empty | p in | the and ‘ Then, with great expectancy, stop {swearing, open the ink pad, not failing to cover three fingers with |red ink in the process. Ink the |stamp tenderly: then, take the phone hook and with flourish, | press down ani read: | qhilljp BrOwn a Bare Facts! Wentworth: “What do you chorus girls get a week 2" Mazic: “Forty dolls urnish our own costumes | Wentworth: “Well, $39.75 net isn't a bad sa | | SONG OF ONE OF THE GIRLS! Here in my heart T am Helen | I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least. | I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael; I'm Salome, moon of the East. and we |t Rev. C. E. Giles Here in m | Tady Hamilton |In me Recamier | O'Shea, With Dido, and Nell. soul T am Sappho: am 1. as well. vies with Kitty Eve, and poor I'n onc of the glamorous ladies | At whose beckoning history shook. | But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with & book? —Edna Veigh A Vague Bunch! First Cop: “Who were that trio of drunks you just stopped?” Second Cop: “It's a fellow who doesn’t know who he is and a fel- low who doesn't know where he is. taking home a fellow who doesn’t {know where he lives!"™ Henry Rothwell Mcn and Women! Although woman was created tweezers and scan the rows of | then | L 10, 1929, from man's rib, she persistently re- fuses to figure asea side issue. » . A man reaches thne edmasy of happiness when he wins a woman's hand, but the woman is contented when she has him twisted around her little finger. . No man is :o dull‘ that he can't be utilized as a tool by a bright woman. e | The fiction most dear to wo-| man’s heart is 10t the sort supplied by her husband! Getting Acclimated? Visitor: “What's the matter your husband? Is he crazy?" Hostess: “Why?" Visitor: “I just noticed him in the yard in his shirt-slceves sitting on a cake of ice and eating a hot dog. Hostess: “Oh, he's go | tgnomSF: Hostess ‘Oh, he's going to the opening ball-game of the season and he's just practicing’ —Howard Weir (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) LOWDEN WANTS NO DIPLOATIC POST Former Illinois Governor Anx- jous to Return to Farm with Rome, April 10 (A—Former Gov- ernor Frank O. Lowden of 1llinois, here for his last stop-over on a { Mediferrancan trip before ling for home on Friday from Naples, is studying the workings of the in- ternational Institute of Agriculture, which collcets crop reports and st |tistics from all the countries of the | | world. He said the institute has been performing a real service for the |farmers of America and the rest of the world. | Ambassador Fletcher is arranging | 'an interview with Premier Musso- 1lini for Mr. Lowden which probably [ will be early Friday. | Lowden denied reports he was a possible candidate for one of the ambassadorships in Europe. He told the correspondent he was not under | | consideration at Washington for a| ! diplomatic post. “What am 1 going to do?* he sked. “I am going back to Amer- lica to be a farmer again. That's my T've been away from Amer- longer this time than at auy r time in my life, and T will slad to get back.” lica ot [very The Saturday half-holiday started | P. & F. Corbin's today. The John Pinches Co. has been Incorporated with a capital stock of $50,000, divided into 2,000 shares of $25 cach. It has been necessary to change the route of ihe proposed cable from Lftehticld county to the local power house at Black Rock. The original route waus across Southing- ton mountain, but farmers made cx- cessive demands for damages in re- turn for the putting up of polcs on their lots, and Engincer Unkelbach is making a new surve G. A. Stuart was re-clected sup- erintendent of the New Britain | schools today. He received cight out of 11 votcs. The other three were blank. The Berlin basketball team closed its season last night by winning ita third straight game from East Ber- lin. The score was 18 to 2. There is tdlk of forming a farm- ers' association to get bigher milk prices. It is claimed at five cents u quart the farmers cannot make it pay and have to adulterate their| milk to get by. There are few blooded cows in the neighborhood now, People living in the Stanley quar- ter section or having an interest in the new Catholic cemetery are de- sirous of sccuring an extension of | | the trolley lines in the northern part of the eity. and if the Connecticut | Co. does not take some such step | at LoN& PRIVE, BUT it is likely that the Hartford Street Railway Co., which has tracks reaching to Elmwood, will beat the local company to it. There is also cut the tip of a finger on his left hand on a piece of broken glass and was obliged to cancel his recital here last night. The injury was not UP TwWo BALL, GAMES _— - serious. He left for Los Angeles with his wife, the former Florence Vidor, screen star. agitation for a line from the sub- station at Black Rock to the corner of South Main and Ellis streets. The population of the town and city of New Britain is now figured as about 35,000, A new voting list will be used in tomorrow’s mayoralty election. JOWER FOR MISS SMITH A miscellaneous shower was ten- |dered last night to Miss Estells Officers Rowe and Charles John. | Smith, daughter of Mrs. Helen Smith son raided the Bronson hotel last| of 107 JLasalle street, at the home uight and arrested four men found | o¢ hor gister, Mrs. Eugene Jones of drinking liquor qut of a bottle,| 72 (‘oncord street. About 35 guests while three more were picked up by | were present and presented Miss Officers Hellberg and Grace In an|Smith with a number of gifts. Dur- arcade restaurant. ing the evening, games and musio were enjoyed. A buffet lunch was served by the hostess. Miss Smith will become the bride of Anthony Kasprow on April 24. CUT CANCELS CONCERT Oklahoma City, April 10 (® — Jascha Heifetz, violinist, accidentally Statement of the OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION, ETC. Required by the Act of Congress of August 24, 1913 THE NEW BRITAIN HERALD Published Daily, Except Sunday at New Britain, Cona., for April 1, 1929, State of Connccticut, County of Hartford, ss. Before me, a notary public in and for the state and county afores said, personally appeared T. I. Jackson, who, having been duly sworn according to law, deposes and says that he is the business manager of The New Britain Herald, und that the following is, to the best of his knowledge and belief, a truc statcment of the owners ship, management, circulation, etc., of the aforesaid publication for the date sworn in the above caption, required by the Act of August 4, 1912, embodied in Scction 443, Postal Laws and Regulations, to wit: 1. That the names and addresses of the publishcr, editor, mane aging cditor and busincss manager Publisher, Herald Publishe ing Co.; Kdifor, Johnstone Vance, Britain, Conn.; Managing FKditor, Johnstone Vance, New Britain, Conn.; Busincss Manager, Thomas ¥, Juckson, New Britain, Conn 2. That the owners are: Mrs, It Johnstene Vance, New Britain, Conn.; Britain, Conn.; Iobert ¢!, Vanece, New Britain, Conn. That the known hondholders, mortgages and other sccurity holders owning or holding 1 per cent or more of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other securitics are: Burntt Suvings Bank, New Britain, Conn. 4. That the two pa phs next iving the names of the owners, stockholders and security holders, if any, contain not only the list of stockholders and security holders as they appear upon the books of the company, but also in cases where the stockholdér or security holder app upon the books of the tee or in any other judiciary relution the corporation for whom such trusice is acting, 1s given; also that the said two paragraphs contain statements cmbracing affiant’s full knowledge and beliet as to the circumstances and conditions under which stockholders and security holders who do not appear upon the books of the company as frus hold stork and securities in a capacity other than that of a hona fide owner; and this aftiant has no reason to helieve that any other person, association, or core poration has any inte direct or indirect in the said stock, honds, or other securitics than as so stated by him 5. That the average ber of copics of cuch of this pub- lication sold or distributed, through the mails or otherwise, fo paid €ubscribers during the six months preceding the date shown above is: 14,946 THOMAS |1 this 4th ew Vane ew Britain, Conn Mrs. Agnes Vance Weld, New w above company as {rus- name of the person or nu JACKSON, day of April M. J. 8MITH. Sworn to and (Scal) me 1029, The circulation of The Herald is more than three times that of any other newspaper published in New Britain, In addition, it is the only newspaper in New Britain with an audited circulation. E HINTORY OF MARRIAGE custama laws lin primitive promiseuity mank relationalip: trial uariin &roup my, und s ofut Marriage and ma process of evolution. | form of marita polygamy, mon The history of ington Bureau has ius MISTORY OF MARRIAGE out the coupon below and s [ | T want & copy of the Lulletin THE HISTORY OF MARRIAGE and en- close Nerewith five conts in coin louse, uncancelied, U. 8. Postage ‘ stamps for postage and handling costs: and been thie d has result of a tested every polyandry, inforn Your copy ia rendy for you. Fill 1 | - = = - AGE IIISTORY EDITOR, 2 New York Aucnue, AR 12 Wasli Washington NAME ‘srnsm‘ AND NUMBER | | ciry ' L I am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. — e —— —— —— o — — o= — - — Mickey (Himself) McGuire Goop BATTERS OF TEN BREAK UP THE GAME WITH A “ HIT ONE So SauIRE " FAR HE BROHE