New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 8, 1929, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) 4t Herald Bldg., 61 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES .00 & T $3.00 Thres Moothe | e o Month | Eatersd at the Post Office at New Britaln as Second Clas Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office . 26 Eaditorfal Rool . 928 rofitable advertisiog medium | Circulation books and pres | aye open to sdvertisers { Member ‘of the Associated Iress o Awociated Press i» exclutively ea- d to the use foi re-publicaticn of Wews credited to 1t or not otherwise | Sredited in this paper and elso local iews published therein. | The only P o the Ci room Member Audit Uarean of Circulatien e A. B. C. s 8 cational orgapizat furnishes Dewspapers and &dve with & strictly honest agal Qur Csers reulation. based upon tection against +-ibution fgures locai edvertisers n_newspa to both national The Herald s on sale daily in New Sork at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Square; Schuitz’s Newsstands Entrance nd Central, 42nd Street A VLW RECORD 1IN MUSICAL EXCELLENCE spect this org; city who have (es toge! sponsord 1ssociation will contir A NEW BRIGE modern traffic. nte a new state to ssion will be appoin avestigate 1he need for a new ot sion of in What desired be- tween Middletown and Portland is a ja evidently bridge as good as the one across the wecticut at Hartford. The out- t it will be 100 t before it good, except that from three to five yea materializes. 7 The cost of a the Connecticut at this point is likely to meet with opposition by the stu- dents of economy connected with the state government. NEW ENGLAND EXPORTS AND BOSTON A New Britain traffic manager re- marked the other day that the port of Boston would be one of the most active along the Atlantic coast if all the products shipped to Europe from New England went through port. The reason Boston is not a large percentage of Europe-bound New England goods goes through New York. Habit and custom has something to do with it. Dene.r and more regu- ‘d(mormg to obtain developed to a commis- | new bridge across | that | more | active as an export port if because | lar service from New York also are factors. And so far as southern New England is concerned, there are no ! rates via Boston attractive enough, {rail or truck haul added. which | places Boston above New York as an “-xport center. Boston boosters are constantly en- through rail and boat rates from the West to place it on a par with other Atlantic ports. 1f the Boston boosters were wiser than they happen to be they would make some effort to obtain the large total of New England ex- port business which is attracted to the port of New York. ADOLESCENT ARTISTS One is forced to wonder at times why Michelangelos are not born or in this Every child we have ever knoyn has been country. a stalwart disciple of “drawing pic- M vem show marked ingenuity in putting down ideas upon tu ny of t paper. Every knows how to “make locomotives” and rplanes’ with pencil and ; and every girle knows how to dolis” and houses.” Many of them use colored crayons in with the Indeed there is make “pretty or- ‘“pain the stores. process toy tints sold In re is nothing in which h a steady demand as children’s phernalia is no other way q some paper, siet busy her and trick 10 copy does the pencils hool they learn < how to continue ‘he teachers interest of their younger | arges in no more cffective manner give them nice things to i is process also develops agination when they grow up we find mong their r a nation we have given the world a of great painters; and fair share of artists who provide commercial drawings with advertisements of mer- doubtedly 1dging mere h v by we let a lot to waste GASOLINE TAX COLLLCTION COSTS g soline is big busi- soline filling stations throughout the state, when totalled, anply proves that it 1s no small inci- ollection ne of t is sol ¢ the stat an onerous bookkceping de- the gaso- agencies; upon line distributing and the customers who bo even the pennies ap- t must plying to gasoline and didn't pay for i b ounted for One of the largest compa ate last year paid over more to the € gasoline taxes than | paid all its cmployes engaged in To the it it tributing this g to do nothing hut accept produ te money s “velvet,” anks gasolina companics, of course, tle chance to obtain a share money they over to the rdless of ustness of part the t costs them money to to a of it on e's collection eds agencies, all of the state badly n of not part of it taxcs have a tendency to rise No state has as yet reduced of them increased gus0- while in most cen over st tax was when the t ¢d. In seven ched fi x was f states the nas r e cents a gallon, w in 12 states it is four cents. WHAT 1S A REALTOR? Spri and the if not picking up is it is an appro- consider what g being here, real estate husiness not looking down time to a realtor happens fo be and what dif- ferentiates him from a dealer in real estate who is not entitled to be priate termed a realtor. | The N Britain Real Estate | Board has set us right on the sub- ject. The public has been misinform- |ed as to the meaning of the word w | realtor, according to the board, and |it is high time, no doubt. that there | be more accurate knowledge of the Circumstances ] coming from the board: -state broker who is an active member of a local real estate board, which is connected with the National Associ- ation of Real Estate Boards. They are licensed to use this title by the national hoard, whose exclusive right to the use of this term has been upheld by the courts. We are | inclosing a list of members of our local hoard who are entitled to be | 2alled realtors.” “'A realtor is a real or agent | | That much out of the way. we turn to the list and find that nine firms thus entitled to be known as in this ci Counting the | number of firms listed under “Real Estate” in the city directory we find there are 77. Thus &2 firms or indi- viduals in the city who deal in real are | reattors voungster nowadaya | Mothers to develop | smber. As | Here is the bona fide explanation | 1t is obvious that the New Britain policemen need a course of training in canine psychology. That course will naturally include careful atudy of the dog's tail-language, for it is through this means of communica- tion that he eloquently makes known his feelings. When, for instance, he is feeling well; when bones are plentiful and kind words and pats come his way with fair frequency. he carries his tail high and waves it slowly and proudly. When he greets his human friends he wags it vio- lently. He is less exuberant with his tail when he encounters his canine friends although curiously, he will | wag violently again when he en- counters a strange dog and is still | waiting to learn whether it is to be la party or a fight. At such times he W‘v\fll both growl and wag, thus in- | dicating pacific intentiona coupled | with complete preparedness. When | he is hot on immediate business he will carry his tail horizontally and i use it for a rudder. Only when he is depressed or fearful will he lower it completely and curl it between his | legs. At such times as he does this he is |saddened by the shortage in bones, or by man’s ingratitude, or has met | with another dog that he knows hopelessly outclasses him. But to | conclude that he is suffering from hydrophobia is as foolish as it would being active |P¢ to reach the same conclusion | estate boara, | (oM any other of his tail motions. LenlEnni 0ard. | 1y hig mute way he is simply saying | | that a dog at times leads a dog's life. | | New Britain policemen should be (taught to understand this. At pres- ent it would not be surprising if |every dog in New Britain were car- [rying his tail between his legs in a | depression occasioned by a realiza- (tion of the ignorance of men. estate are not entitled to be termed realtors. They are out in the cold: and some of them are quite promi- nent. There may be no doubt that realtor is somebody that a estate dealer isn’t. But the sugges- tion made by the local board that care be exercised that non-realtors realtors by mistake a real be not termed | makes it difficult for the reporters. We know of none who, when in a hurry, will look up these fine points Usually the paper will have gone to press be- | fore the city directory is found, it having a habit of being in hiding in ia busy newspaper office. Also, there |1s the difficulty of impressing report- lers with the importance of this point. They know that everybody who estate isn't a realtor, in the city directory. deals in real | but it comes easy and natural to re- to a real estate realer as a fer 1 realtor. Yet it is all wrong, we ad- | mit. | The real cstate brokers who acci- dentally are called realtors never ob- ject to the kind appellation. It is the | genuine realtors, licensed to possess | the designation and members of the who don’t want non-realtors to share their sunlight a trifle hard on Which is natural, but the reporters. As | for the city editorT he is likely to be hard-boiled And as for ourselves. we can get around the touchy subject very casily by referring to “rcaltors and real estate dealers’—that is \Facts and Fancies OUR KNOWLEDGE OF SPANISH The editor of a popular magazine | the other day came out with an emotional editorial which told how quit trying to master every foreign language except | Spanish and should concentrate upon it we hap- | pen to think of it But how does static know have company ? vou | A sudden fall of temperature | means, among other things, that | you changed to your summer ones | | vesterday. | Americans should the Castilian tongue a little more, 80 | g0 1o e w0l G feel an urge to wail about the violated | | | that they can converse with our good | | endorse it!" Send all communications 0 Fus shop Editor, care of the New Gritain Herald, and your lettes will be forwarded to New Vork. President, Ex-Presidents, and Aces, Attention? We know a lot of famous men take fishing for their hobby And we wish they'd come to us when needing bait, For in our garden path all kinds of bugs and worms will lobby. We only need to plant a seed to see 'em congregate! Must Be Terrible! First Soap Manufacturer: “They say the Arden people's new soap is terrible.” Second Soap Manufacturer: bad as that?” First Soap Manufacturer: “Yes, they can't even get any actress to “As LATPEST EDITION A Consistent Best seller? ustomers in Latin-America, freedom of the seas. The evidently the | linguistic deficiencies in New York or Chicago; or perhaps northern cities. He could standpoint of the editor spoke—or T | Business executive: One who i parks his feet on a mahogany desk | |and says: “Sic em.” | other | == have | Perhaps oil and water won't mix, but they have a unique affinity com- | | pared with white pants and a flat | | tire. wrote—{rom standpoint of in not written from the Southwest. | In the Southwest a knowledge of | Poise is the quality that cnables | you to keep your hands away from | the inkwell when the book agent | fails to hear your seventh “no.” B is considered more than a ccomplishment. It is consider- thing a cssity, In one southwestern state mere ace: ed somc in the nature of L | ) Death and taxes, however, are no more certain than little Willie's | spilling of the beans when you have guests. anish remains as important of the procedurs as ish in some courts; in- be legal would impossible without it in and out of the courts knows Every- R | Why do the dears complain about changing styles when anybody with la needle and thread can hem up a | shirt a little shorter? Some men whe drop out of pub- jlic life note a decided change tn | {atmosphere, but Mr. Dawes goes from the Scnate to Chicage. | | | North that Span- been studicd on a par with ccrt tper fore anguages. rtain otger forcign languag It is true that numberless salesmen from northern commercial houses try Americanism: Buying things you don’t necd hecause a slick guy flat- | ters vou by promising to take your future earnings. Latin-America the language; and of course, they meet ! with untold diffcultie: Salesmen doing busine to do business in without knowing Spanish in Latin- S A snake's eyes look cold until you sce those of a smiling woman about to kiss another woman she hates. America could with profit be v cd from the citizenry of our west, where Spanish comes nearly as natural as English, and where there are thousands of Mexicans on whom Pennsylvania has discovered 175 licensed drivers who are deaf. Peo- ple who honk in vain for gangway | wouldn't he surprised to learn that | {all of them are truck drivers. There's one comfort in stock speculation. Those who win take it |from those who have a surplus to| dent Coolidge to trim his eyes in the | play with. direction of the L. & to “practice” the language. | | COOLIDGE AND THE SENATOR The effort being made in Massa- chusctts to encourage former Presi- Senate seems | i North. | 1Bin&-car service isn't much, 5 ; | Finger bowls are provided for use ampton. To & man who has been |afrer grape fruit, but there's noth- \Vice President and President of the |ing o clean your eye glasses the Senate = |in his declining years ought not to intirely unworthy of ambition. | But Mr. Coolidge lst it he known | quite effectively that when e retired from the pres ' rast from the 1abors and responsibili- ties of public office. He gave the im- not only choosed 1o make in LUnited States a seat in The way to see the silver lining of a cloud is 1o stand in the suns shine far from the fellow who is un- der it be of “As mean as a dog.” people say. But you never saw a dog shake | | hands with somebody and then bite { him in the back. cy he preferred to Advertising does it. Detroit has | | more killings per capita than Chi- | |cago, and yet nobody thinks of the town as a producer of anything that ‘un‘v. f. 0. b. | | | | pression that he not to run again for the presidency, { but choosed not to run for any other }ufl‘c‘- | Senator Gillette has stated that he would be willing to retire if Mr.| R | Coolidge wished to run for the Sen- ‘a'fi, in his place. This self-cffacing ‘Und‘ ncy by Mr. Gillette is in all re- spects admirable; but Mr. Coolidm | has been in no hurry to take ad- | vamtage of it. | The likelihood remains that Mr. | Coolidge will not care to run for the | Scnate. Life in Northampton re- mains comfortable. You'll notice that Gorcrnment of- | ficials who wish to grab liquor for |a test case are careful to pick on | Siam or somebody of that size. ! SES | Correct this mentence: “Come in,” cried the busy man cheerfully, “I'll | examine your set of books in just a moment.” AVOID UGLY PIMPLES A pimply face will not embarrass [you much longer if you get a pack age of Dr. Edwards’ Olive Table | | DOGS WILd, BE DOGS | The dog editor on,the Waterbury | Republican—not the dog-gone edi- tor, but the canine expert—has writ- |you have taken the tablets a |nights. Cleanse the blood, howels and liver with Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets, the successful substitute for calomel; there's no sickness or pain after tak- ing them. Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets do that which calomel docs, and just as of- fectively, but their action is gentle and safe instead of severe and irri- tating. No one who take Olive Tablets is ever cursed with a “dark brown taste,” a bad breath, a dull. listless, “no good"” feeling. constipation, tor- pid liver. bad disposition or pimply face. Olive Tablets are a purely veg: table compound mixed vith olive oil; know them by their olive color. Dr. Edwards spent years among patients afflicted with liver and bow- 1 complaints and Olive Tablets are few ten a piece on an unfortunate occur- rence in New Britain'a dog popula- tion; and as it is a first-rate contri- bution to dogology and ought to be utilized in the local police school in view of the consequences that came when officers of the law mis- |takenly put a dog to death for speaking in the dog-tail languase, we print it in full, to wit: Most dogs that are supposed to be mad are not mad, however disgust- ed they may be, but we never heard of ene being accused of madness on such slight evidence as served to convict a New Britain dog the other day. This animal. according fo one of the policemen who did away with him. had his tail between his legs. | ther | ones, you know The akin should hegin to clear after | JANET ON CURRENT FICTION | Ry Marshall ¥. Dell Janet thinks that. honestly, the world is getting better and to prove it, why, vou've only got to look at| the magazines. Why, when she was | a girl—well, anywa just & few| vears ago—the magazines had the | most awful things in them, but now | every story has a moral, if you| | breeds of A Fool There Was— The fool said one day in King's presence, “I am the King And the King laughed, for knew that his fool was wrong. A week later the King was angry, because of an error he had cemmit- ted, and exclaimed: “I am a fool!” And the fool laughed, for he knew that his King was right! 'o! the flag. In the middle of the|street. It had evidently been thrown cone are two white stars of seven|there by some boy. points, in a perpendicular position Chairman Sloper of the park parallel to the staff. board said today that a meeting will Q. Are John Gilbert and Gilbert [ be held shortly to decide on this; Roland brothers? summer’'s work at Walnut Hill. The A. No. policy of reclaiming the land as faat, Q. Was Cuba ever owned by the|as possible will be continued and the United States?*What is her present |graded slopes will be made pleasing political status? to the eye. ] A. Cuba became an island pos-| Daniel B. Cashman today declined, session of the United States after|to run for town clerk on the demo- the Spanish American War. It is|cratic ticket. now an independent republic, and a| The republican ward caucuses protectorate of the United States by |1ast night were quiet except for that virtue of the Platt Amendment,|in the third ward. In the first, which was a condition precedent to|lrank Traut was named for one sranting independsnce te the pgule] coupciiman by acclamalion sod of Cuba, The Platt Amenument fa | Mortimer H. Camp defeated Charles part of the organic law of Cuba. |DOW for the other position by 70 to Q. How can one exterminate|>l: Humphrey defeated A. One of the most common|Emil Hierpe in the fourth ward methods is with ordinary borax, (1|CAucus in Calumet hall and will run part of berax 10 § parts of finely|for slderman. with William BSterse pulverized chocolate), sprinkled | Perg and Justin Wallin for councils freely about the places frequented|™e™: In the third ward a membes by roaches. OF it may be mized with |©f the town committee took excep- 2y 1203 thatssermatlo aitrast the |00 (ireceht Eeiatheiol Mro Cuniiy oaahie |and resigned his position, announce 2 . ing he would work against the res Q. What is biology? publicans in the coming election, The science which deals with T Councilmen Alderidge was renomin. the origin and life history of plants|ated and the other place went te and-animals. Chamberlain on motion of Q. What people conquered Spain, | Cooper. held it for several hundred years| and gave it a splendid clvilization? A. The Moors, conquered Spain an established a Capital at Cordova which was the inost magnificent city in Europe during the Golden Age of the Ommiad Dynasty. Q. What is the longest river In the world? Not counting the Missouri- Mississippi as one river, the Nile in Africa is the longest river the world. Q. What cities in Italy were com- pletely destroyed by a volcano? A. Pompeii and Herculaneum were destroyed by an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 78 A. D. Q. Who are the Governors of the | Philippines, the Canal Zone and Guam? A. No Governor General has been appointed for the Philippines since Henry L. Stimson resigned, but the acting Governor General is I gene Gilmore. The Governor of th Canal Zone is Col. Harry Burges ] A and Capt. L. § Shay N. (retired) is Governor th he The Ruling Instinct! Conductor (to sleeping passen- ger): “Wake up! Wake up!” Passenger: “What's the matter?” Conductor: “We've got to change cars.” Passenger: “So? Do we get a pretty good trade-in allowance on this one?” » —Lillian Gracen (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) Observations On The Weather New Haven and vicinity: Increase ing cloudiness probably followed by local showers and colder tonight and Tuesday QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Rureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal ard marital advice cannot be given, nor can es- tended research be undertaken. All| other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests cau- not be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. in i | A long trough of low p tends from Lake Ontario southwests ward to Texas and thunderstorms were reported quite generally throughout the trough. Pressure is high over the South Atlantic states, the maritime provinces and the | northern plains states, upper Misse issippi valley and upper lake region, It is lower over the north Pacifie states. The greatest amount of pres cipitation recorded was three inches at St. Louis. Abnormally high tem- | peratures were reported vesterday in lihe north Atlantic states. Many sta- fions reported above eighty degrees, the highest on record for April. Sub freezing temperature pre- vails over portions of the plains states, Rocky Mountain districts and the Canalian northwest. Conditions favor for this vicinity increasing | clondiness with lower temperature followed by local showers. Sonthern New England: | accasional showers tonight Tuesday: somewhat cooler and in west portion Tuesday e variable winds. it stern New York: Partly cloudy v the more popular to produce both What are poultr cgas and meat? | A, Plymouth Rock, Wyandotte. | Orphington and Rhode Island Reds | rank high Q. Is Argentina League of Nations? A No Q. How long does the rliament stay in session? A. The statutory limit of the duration of any Parliament in Eng- nd is five years. after which time | 2 clection must be held; but in |in the Casino last night and, had it practice elections in England usually | not been for the difficulty of sc- oceur much more frequently, and {lecting a nominee for town clerk, result from the government majori- | would have heen over in a few min- fv in parliament being overturned. |utes. Mayor Bassett wag renomina “The annuil seesions of Parliament ed without opposition. When A member of the | English | The democratic caucus was held 1 Probably and tonight, mod- know what she means. | Candidly, Janet doesn't think | 's anything wrong about sex. in | itself, you understand. Sex can| really he very beautiful. Now, vyou | take the story she was reading ”\1,“ other night. It was one of those true It was about a girl who was cap- | turcd and taken aboard the Rum Flect and kept there for wecks and | weeks by those terrible men, and all | the time the captain trying to force her to marry him. but, of course, she wouldn't think of such a thing | because she was engaged to a fel- | low on shore and he was just abso- lutely wild worrying about what had | become of her. | The article was in tyo instalments and Janet can't wait untl the se ond one comes out, but she knows | the girl is going to escape and she | will probably reform the captain because you gan see that even he has the instincts of a genticman. | Most all of us have Better Natures | hidden away somewhere, don't you | think? Or don't you? Well, in the | last paragraph of the first instal- ment, where he had her in the most frightfully compromising position, | his eyes fillgd with tears and he said, “Gad, little gell!” He was probably thinking of his own daugh- | ter, back in the Bahamas, and be- | sides, no one who could say, “Gad. | little gell!” could be all bad, do you | think? Or don’t you? | Janet hopes you know what she | means when she says gex can hon- estly be the loveliest thing in the world if it is handled right. Of | course, it's gomething her —mother would rather have been killed than talk about when she was her age, | but nowadays girls are so different, | if you know what she means. So— where was she? Or yes—these peo- ple who are getting out these truc stories are really doing something noble. Really, And anyway, where world he without sex? It's 8o bhig and vital, isn't it? And it's no use trying to shut your eyes to it, cause it's there. Don't you thing? Or don't you? would the be- . We have great things in store for you. Mr or Miss Reader. You won't want to miss our next issues, be- cause they will contain instalments of Sidney Wrench's new mnovel, “My 014 Throat Trouble.” Tt's a BIG |theme handled in a BIG way, and | will be shown at your favorite mo- |tion picture theater soon. SYMPTON RECITAL By Emily F. Blagden I do not like my state of mind; I'm bitter, querulous, unkind. hate my legs, T hate my hands; do not yearn for lovelier lands. | dread the dawn's recurrent light: hate to go to bed at night. tormerly extended from the middle |came “to the town clerkship, P. " [tonight and Tuesday; probably oc- of ebruary to about the middle O'Day remarked that the party | casional showers; somewhat eooler of August, and only occasionally lnl-;-‘hould realize Al Thompson's vote- tonight and in guth portion Tues- or. b since 1914 the sittings have | getting powers and should endorse |day; moderate variable winds, o intesruptad only by compara- | him. A Jong argument followed on | Atlanta 4 Lively short intervals. Every session | the principle of endorsement. and |Atlantic 78 must end with @ prorogation, and | the matter was finally left to a com- | Boston 51 all Bills which have not been passed which recommended Mr. Buffalo 70 Quring the session then lapse. A | Cashmore. Chicago 76 T ion of Darliament and a new | _Andrew Turnbull's annual report | los Angelea . O o maw oceur. by will of the |as building inspector has becn sub- | Miami .. o or a5 Is most usual, dur- |Mitted and shows & tofal of almost | antucket i v onlanaton ord ROIDINY wor ok building be- Nashville Hally by the ‘iapss ot five yenis [&un dUEng 1908 New Haven . fn A muskrat from New Orleans Q. What is the value of a Unit- l"’:;'l came ‘:‘“‘"I 2“( ‘1;’"" R P e and was captured Norfo ed S“‘I'.'_’ hets _",':)"m,'ff:: i,,\;‘i |the cellar of Storr's store Northficld ;‘_» “'l’q";: (’lr:! e e Alcs| A dicycle stolen from I, W.| Pittsburgh ’ 2 schultz last week was found today | Portland Al in a yard in the rear of Last Main Washington City the Lock shop town last night this morning in Noble, or noble cheer | What ave the ages of Gilda |t Gray and Dolores Del Rio? | A. Gilda Gray is twenty-cight| and Dolores Del Rio is twenty- | three. Q. Do the Mar rmy or the Naiy? A. The Nawvy Q. What is vatomic weight?” A. The weight of an atom of a chemical element compared “ll‘hi that of an atom of hydrogen. | | o ave heen the miaukind b group mart and the s “companiona olution of mairiage s a fascina study has just completed ome of its inforn et MARRIAGE IN OUTLINE. Your copy below and send for it e e e - [ Mar process of form of polygamy, The history of the ngton Bureau STORY OF out the coupon cuss From priw relationshin; | result of a 8 belong to the | mei miarria Our ¥ 8 on for you. Q. Describe the flag of the King- dom of Iraq? A. Its length s double its breadth, and it is divided horizon- tally into three parallel and equal stripes; the upper one black, the middle stripe white, and the bottom | one green. It hears a red truncated cone on the side next to the staff, of which the greater base is equal to the breadth of the flag, and the | smaller base equal to the breadth of the white stripe. and the height is equal to one-forth of the length The Toonerville Trolley That Meets All the Trains. By Fontaine Fox. 1AGE HISTORY EDITOR New York Avenue, Washington, Washington Bureau I, New Britain Herald | T want a copy of the bulletin THE M ORY € {lnse herewith i cents in coin Toose, un for postage and handling coss: " MARF NAME IsTnm:T AND NUMBER | crry 1 am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. R e S i s TTHE TRIP oN WHICH THE GAR PASSES THE KINDERGARTEN] ABOUT NooN 1S ALWAYS MAPE RUNNING BACKWARPS 80 THAT THE SKIPPER ¢AN KEEP A BETTER EYE ON THE CHILDREN. anoot a simple, earnest folk cannot take the gentlest joke. I 1 1 find no peace in paint or type. My world is but a lot of tripe. I'm disillusioned, empty-breasted. For what I think. I'd be arrested | k, I am not well. dreams are I am not sic My quondam to—. =hot My soul is crushed, mry spirit sore; 1 do not like me any more. 1 cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse. I ponder on the narrow house. 1 shudder at the thought of men . . I'm due to fall in love again! A Real Touch! Roberts: “I had my first gourh of Spring yesterday.” That is all. 80 he was adjudged mad and, according to his aggrieved master, who acks $150 in damages, | was first clubbed and then shot. the tmmensely effective result. Take nightly for 8 week. See how much better you feel and look. 15c, 3% and 60c. Anderson: “Did you?" Roberts: “Yes. Bigler asked me for a five!™ —John A. Stern (®Fcntaine Pou. 1929, The Beft Synficate, Ine )