New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 6, 1929, Page 6

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(Sunday Exceptedy 61 Church Streer $8.00 & Year $200 SCRIPTTON RATES Ihres Mouthe The o Moot t Office a1 New Hrita M Entered at the Pu a8 Second Clame Mail TELEFHONE CAl Rusiness Office Editorial Rooms profitarie Circnla ope fhe only m the City roum wiways Mewmber ol Fress A o iated the cred (he Assoctated e =a wews 1w aned the use redite Mewmber Audit 15 ou wale N g e Newsstand uitz's Newsstan s 4ing Street RSP R e En tormally of Siition or with it o off exj choose he hs AVEAT LMPTOR ope office if they money know 10id o a e pany « stock to ¢ HOOV | AND THE cot Rt Alt t oug s true that F Hooter w visit of ¢ interest eptions Court— Mr abroad Juri the Coolidg is 0o reqsor Hoover's atiitud. will differ bis predecessor likely to with the thome of cortain have looked ¢ ebject with suspicion £ President Hoover & 4n favor of World Court adherence materially upon the But he is inclined to move siowly wiew of the pre reflef and tariff 1 @ief mubjects which d at the special ent’s disinclination to bring up in sing nature of farn vision, the two witl he dis session the World Court issue at this time probably is due to the belief that it will be better to concentrate fuence in its favor at a later and favorable opportunity. 1t is en- bet the ely likely that long Hoover wdministration is United States will be a member o Court, under the Root formuia Some of the Republican incor 1s Borah and Johnsor Hoover SUSPENDED SENTENCES TAV AND MARRINGE IHI AND THI PROGRESSIVE ErreET Ford w AN WisT norm one or iditional subways are under tion subway constructior runs into dizzy figroe ties are not similarly blessed desire to obtain subwavs a In Detroit, for instance alking about sub « knows tha cryone trafli in Detroit are worse than anywhere else alnost Because there are no subways there NEW BRITAIN DAJLY HERALD, at all. and for other reasons N ah strect jums are than in Yet iy worse York. Detroit has gone Lout the subway tion, The other day they went b yon stage of discussion a Citizens we voted on the ked plan to subject. to vote “yes" or “ne” on construct a tube costing of SHLO00.000. The verdiet was 2 gainst the subway pl In New York the matier We rath Lun on subway s £ there were one the v 1 in their fav trouble with inks of the un ters o WHICH VIEW IS CORRLCT? Miils went “fforts succevds specimens of the Ay Walsh company in pic and assisted “ illing Emmet e of Divisi A H mizing the enant H called o en mee -ction of 1pt to be a captais has been promoted the Kirst regiment Anditor H. 1. Curtis is che on the collector's taxpayers 1o st paid during the rs with 10 ma City ing Hooks te how mu year request in this w mailed One out 4y r fow forests East Br fire Stumps. thousands his vicinity ar was recently destroyed, by I nlackened go, as the ing only hese will ew proposi- nd re a My to 1 ot- or it ot population | 25 Years Ago Today 13 dor o by 1ch taxes I tor. No "ot | stnmps will be blasted with dyns mite to make way for the new For- estville 10ad. The house and barn of Edward Cowles in Kensington were destroyed Ly fire yesterday. Facts and Fancies An Heaven mist is one for his rescue: Heaven treated opt ad him no s & vor be It may heresy, but the num- nice girts who yearned for i.indy probably didn’'t exceed two. Pullmans no~ have every comfort \oept poise enough to drown the tulk in the smoner 'f course man is superior, but creatures don’t labor to make © world fool proof. 17 a monkey in a cage does much it probably sympathizes brities. s what homely and roadster. Personality he is dull and owns a sporty A oat s @ man <ay “Thirty bLlushing. specialist who dollars’ conomy Government style x salaries down to $1.342.6¢ hiring ten men to handle one vet induced Atlantic, but Wales would Ltion, has s to spelling a great a b . of free- reading the hook, go- to popular places, wearing popu sui: Boasting popalar [ call it doubticss about nts who o Gran Fiver st e ones who wrote winter, Jast Boston they jay walkers the old yolice sy don't It with oW to han her? Jones aw, provid- sand dollars York off Mayhe the made it months, v should have indred years, reasonable contention of his sex-cquality the contro- ane who docs 1l ould fix the puneture Iooting hanks, ligious war to religion sevins ther bee's honey This defines Tl winner not the stand e and to adnlts Ly Richurd wa neer the id she. 1 “While honse morni s always give another one Publishers WINTER STORMS IN COLORADO AND UTAH Avalanc) snowslides and Floods rollow Rains ond Blizzard Demoraliz Al' Traflic [ and parts L1—Travel air has been [ do and rains in Col- n Utah mils an then Lake City air- was blanketed snow. Denver, rail. paralyzed Uta April autcmob; by in ot . following heavy orado and six inch snow The snow and a thirty hour wind. kept airplanes ngars at the Salt t. Milford, 1*:h, inches of Landslids, tollowed bridges por six sne and floods the San Railroad district by th Hign- Two bridges a two day rain Colorado in n basin in in the out snow tracks shed vither were W or covers were ir pa 3 t of track on Western, Alamosa line, were wash- d Rio Durango branch 1i way near Arboles flood wats Grand - s vere receding distriet and the traffic days. oday throughout the swell that few that nmever of Colorado the southwestern carly in the the heavy ago in the resiuitant thaw cd the flood conditic Montana reported light snows yes n believed n said norm yad $0 " elis terday veral sections. Village Hdufie Painter Is Now Ontario Count Pembroke, Ont., April 6 (P1—The » of Westmuesth being addressed by his neigh Monsicur Le Comie, tichard Du Manoir. known for veart the little French-Can irining community as “Dick, Count dn Manoir de Juay the death of his fathcr in Fran: The new connt, ol 1 father “f seven chil- drey he was content to remiain is hut would do anything to secure whatever prop- with the eldest son who the title from hir . illage house inter bors today as bhe- on and the will inherit He came 1o America In 1902 from | France and after a brieif stay in New York w t to Méntrez!, then settled in Westmeath, i i i The %t «nown gas in the atmosphers i radinm cmanations, omectimes called “niton.™ rar who thanks ' a pessimist | a youngster | in a white | read | the Lenver | who is 46 years title on behalf SATURDAY, APRIL 6, 1929 | | 80882000060 On the C send all commuanications (0 Fun Shop Editor, care of the New NBritain Herald, and sour letter will be forwarded to New Vork { Republicans Rebuff Democrats by Rejecting Indorsement Third ward republican candidates for office have given the horse laugh to the democrats by rejecting the latter’s indorsement of their candidacy but the fecling of com- munity spirit his not heen improved by what many consider a studied af- front. Messrs. Bartiett and Curtin, the record shows, have been ap- When the world explodes with hu-'y,0v¢qd by the democrats for posi- ! mor it won’t shoot off bomb- |{ions in the common council. They shells, Folks! [ responded to the friendly gesture with a political slap in the face, de- clining to accept the indorsement |and stuting that they were Here's Our Peace Plank! i Since diplomats are dignified and | grave as they can be | | Why not appoiat some flip-lomats | | to cheer things up, say we, | By flipping bits of mirth about, and | telling merry jokes, 1} omehow audi ! s. | | Temperamen | Signor Raisaruffo: | never can sing in an empty torium."” . Gleason: T know just how it T never can sing in an empty bath- tub! 1 : 10 stand on republican principals, or words to that effect. All of which is very interesting. The republican candidates feel se- |cure in their position, realizing that {the third ward is overwhelmingly !devoted to their political faith, but it was a small thing to do. two sides to the | course. There The democrats chances of suce [are il Any —Mrs. C. A. Nelson THE FUN SHOP N Drama WS WEEKLY ":n-' question, of is to every question. know that their in the third ward candidates nominated by the party ave simply set up to be {knocked down at the polis. The . #1hird ward is the backhone of th» social {G. 0. 1. 1t bas provided the party Now that the weather is milder. |leaders for many years and while many of our friends who have hiaial colgd bath all the year round ways to control the city, they have stafted again! {leld the old guard of the third in [ line and the district has always joy- fully returned a large plurality for their candidates day. The thought of no doubt, inspired for ap- party prof thoroughly sat- would net have indorsement “q as Chicago. s a traveller, man will point a pistol at you on as you tflink about it.” They seem to think automatically over there! these leaders have not, been havg .« . Spol address A5 e wrong e dlin Our telephons clerk number periury? clection political security the on surs he wish- candidates . s o commion . nroval of thy Movies (Hat his a wrong cowiicil to spurn - democ s nice to fo fied, Mr. rilett the | reieetod demorratic Year ago wWhen he was running Iut that in 1928 bl atic wlen a famous i It film stated star iry, e only i« sends shirts they not Ko o a lan, e as souvenies o W They for this differ- appear so populat M or part . of coursc Wits . ent. Musi ' ftord N . s who could vl months ago can gh hat in thi fartlett has only chicf of police s W s hooks thit cizad 1l write a o musie, Oh, listen to the b hin in fuao Where Bt Pinches! Why they call will try iy orality Hile Lasy o Py 20 Wilson rirth Int None Showing SCin Vlection Campaizn about o paving stutf to is ttir e ho limm with wign in years that on of a po- right word 1ifth ward political malk RS al pot ol hias past p red about th yneil 1 rm outcon I Frani il can the demo I jewski battie for vt it nt alide ion o L o or J candidat Tt erati be th in the th ¢ Both have a campai Hempting e They other Witnessed nor so far wted a clean N, neither to besmirch other in even have a good cach and that seems to the political onutlook =« suzzling situation in the eyes of the fifth warders. Bach camp prediets vet of confidenc able. However. nate result citizens, 1. constitute the fift will in two representatives in the charac- ter any manner o form word or male entire victory a luck is otic whatever may be, the Polish- who, it is claim- the have “dust one damncd i another.” iing atter American [ majority. in AUST A STORY! By Irving Closs STl me s to his mother one d His mother was husy and | wish to be molosted, but mother, so she took her litt her embrace and hegan: “Once there was a 1oy huugry, and seeing a crow with a piece ot chee “No, mamma.” cricd little “please don’t teil me that one Uie one you find in your own he His mother thought for a 2 mother had two began. “The name and the her One day they were with a large piece of cheese had been taken without per trom the pantry. Without ach deserved punishment, so mother with sadness took Ralph holding the rod uttered a few But Ralph b ward any event the council, Ow-"1 T has unusual the recent William €, tjewski. ex-chairman of commission. in which judgment to from Pajewski in su- The the prompted o campaign It o a stor is e nvolves did f Chief was 1 against P the Chief slander Hart “n not suit she police Hart was was recover £1,001 in a tree perior i 1 <on i given a who court againsi chief motive, him to seck the berth, whereby he would to “vindicate” himself in f the public by shéwing it he is “not, the man that he is 1o bhe” decision jowski - was which ulde 4. ende minute, | the litth- | t of painted was | Alderman Zapatka tion on the ngth of past s in the council which includes a pe- riod of four years. During this time e has served on many commiite and hAs been instrumental in many issues before the council. He has ziven much of his time to the serv. of the people and has Ower tell manic vor 3 eyes o mee a children, one was Mary Ralph found which mission doubt the lin her room in her hand ords of admonition gan to scream loudly and kick at b mother and pu'l the rod her tand. His mother wasted mor beneficial words upon him. hut gave him a good whipping, and took away the cheese that b lawfully acquired. Then she turted her aftention Mary, who listened her mo her's words o “1 wish vou would irst, mamma.” cried rod was about 1o “Her mothor softencd. lified thut Mary said sueh she secks re-elec cac rvies and ice a large following Tach camp Polish candidates, the demo- cratie ticket reading Zapatka-Kata- Degnan, and on the republican tick ot Pajewski-Miynarski- Abrahamson 17 Degnan he list, bids for all support outside of and Scandinavian votes. latter combine with ving a large following in that ward, makes strong bid for the Polish vote Males, 20 to not Righest in A the rod again. At If you arc a male the “1 do not deserve ages of 20 and 29, your chance of mamma. but would being killed in an automobile you please siug to me bhefore my ater than at any oth. whipping? Your vo i« so sweet | observation is made by and lovely that it will help me to board of healfh which hear my deserved punishment.” {and charted all fatal “At that the mother, greatly pleased with her daughter's love | | for music. put down the rod and led | covered | [the way to the piano she | quarian Iplayed and sang whilst “Why, here's a photograph of an |lessly consumed the cheese her | rated 1899, and here's one mother had forgotien fo take from |of the same actress dated 1927, and her. Mary was <o charmed with her {I'm blest if she looks a day older in mother's singing that the mother |one than in the other!™ continued vntil the father came | —Gustave home and begzed off the promise — punishment.” 0 Got Fired! " “What is the moral?” asked little did you fire {Owen, for he wi thoughtful child. | “This story has mo moral.” an- #yered her mother, “It is the truth.” | presents fwo from lineup on the no had s0 un- | James on strongly 10 'the Polish 1o whereas the Miynarski h very meekly wisdom the me a i Mary, as 1 on her kissed her but a between indulgence, the has state tudied 17 asked the where Mary noise- actress, 8 Freed The Fire Triggs: “Why new janitor Wililams: fireman. Brige: with it?"” In the Year 3000% Williame: 3 v ali that's strange!” exclalmed {the furnace door and saw th ihe first antiquarian. “Our forefath- | he'd drag out the hose and [ers in the Tweatieth Century had teg on it discovered the secret of perpetual youth! 1 wonder how it was Jost?” “How do you hnow they had dis- a “What has that to “Ever; —V. M. Milligan 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) (Copyright 4| gifticult to There | is - age. This | motor v¢ h|t'l"{ second anti- | the ccause he used 1o be an me he opened | blaze, squirt 306845 —THE OBSERVER— Makes Random Observations ty anc Its People Aadcdaadaadiadal ey s L LI I 2L 1Y accidents in Connecticut five vears. In that time 1,721 death certificates have been received in the | bureau of vita)'statistics giving the | cause of death as due to automobile accidents. Despite the efforts of |trattic regulators, and no inconsid- crable pubhcity, deaths from this source are increasing. The 1,721 persons who have died in the past five years would represent the wip- ing out of the entire population in {any one of the towns of Avon, Cov- |entry, Haddam, w Hartford, | Sharon, Somers, Washington and Woodstock. Present values and discounts are -ckon from such data | as death certificates. The single in- stance has small effect or affec | Even a year's total may excite ul)fy | passing comment. The rate of dis- | counting is liberal. But if 1,721 pe | sons had lost their lives in one catas- trophe the rate undergo a remarkable change. This loss would then become a *“major” | disaster. Yet 1t is hardly likely that its effect on the state would be any | more serious than it is to spread the loss over five years, | The age group having the maxi- mum number of deaths is that for | 20 to 29 years. This is quite likely 1\”1(} speed™ group. The average age in the group is 25 vears; at 25 years | of age the expectancy of life is somewhere around 40 years. If anyone is killed at age 25 going 80 | miles an hour, he or she was really Foing only at a rate of two miles a year. The sacrifice was 40 years to o SO miiles, The average age entire group of 1, shove was 34.4 vears. very prime of life. life could in at death in the deaths given This is the Roughly 35 confidently be yewrs of The accidental deatls due to the antomobile give a ratio over- whelmingly toward the male. City Slickers Help to Tay | Taxes of Small Conmmunities What the recreational industry to some sections of New is illust=ated by facts un- recent tax reports. The Cod town of Mashpee, it is dis- closed is venues The aunual show that of real at 115, a total owned by non-residents. 0.6 4 in taxes and real estate none $20,840.10, i Noew sl three the g anil respectively sex means Fngland covered Cap devives most of from non-residents. reports personal uts paid third of the v In of the taxes in two Hampshire by summer towns in the towns in region vesi- same non-residents - cent dents, section 928 the the town devoted largely of summer visi- per et A report from Jhode 1hat and recreational towns the, highest per in the state, led by Narragansett, The valuation for 1o e approxi- as great as the te as a whole. tween 1808 8 i and 1 valuation of hem, N. If.. acconimodation tors 1o increased 250 residential hore valuation i per Tave capita verage capita stated times the st Newin n Vot should Consider Children Pirst Nothing is more suicidal to civic spirit than a fight to the death be- tween town factions. This should be considered by citizens of Newington who have for many weeks in feud over acceptance the junior high <hool huildin z Two town el with Bave increased. vho have been Uhave permitted destroy their | iu There dence this this which eause irdulged in the saddle, guided by prejudice tion rather than sane sons. uch tow mately three average for been engaged s aninterneeine the of have heen that bitterne Men and - women neighbors for ycars their passions to better community is sufficient evi- warrant a conclu- niture. Personalities decp wounds have been Sarcasm has been in Factions have beern based on emo- and calm rea- meetings the result nent. of | sio |sion of to Newington has a junior high school which is virtually ready for | occupancy. It has been approved by 1eputa engineers and although it may not be all that is desirable it |1 a building which meets the test of construction standards. Mothers luand fathers, inflamed by a partisan | spirit, have attended town meetings with a grim determination to settle {1he question of the the building in a spirit of factional ind arbitrary approval or disap- proval. No progicss is made. How about the children who are prived of facil.ties which the school offers? Their welfare s It is admitted that school accommodations in the town are not wiat they should be. The town a building which 1ecommoy parents o m is new at stake itions the Tsn't it possible for children to meet in settle their diffe i Petty grievances should by | torgotten in an effort to improve the condition of those for whom the | building was erceted—the children, harmony and (nces? No One Challenzes Mayor 5 Attempt 1o Change a Law Fanatics who declare that anyone who tries to change a law is a trai- tor—this is written for the benefit of rabid prohibitionists—have show ed no alurm over the effort of | Mayor Paonissa to amend the state law winch imposes a large penalty on property own ‘rs who fail to pay [ their taxes Mayor Paoness with State Tax Commissioner Blod- g1t explaining the injustice of re quiring delinguents to pay into th {reasury money which the citie and state do not need. He has calleéd |attention to the situation cansed by a depression ‘n real estate values and ncomes which is general throughout the commonwealth. It appears to be an honest effort on his part to iighten the burdens which are afflicting hundreds of property owners Thus far no hallabaloo has been raised by those ardent partisans of | the 18th amendment and the Vel- stead act. No broadsides have been has conferred of discount would ! lake | of | of | Island states | acceptance of has | will provide those | fired at the muvor because be 13 simply trying to put common sense nto a law. Bat his, course is just as lawless as 's the course of others | who, realizing that the prohibition law is & farce and an imposition, are trying to ameliorate conditions brought about by a national statute. ANDY TAKES IN VAUDEVILLE ACT Performance by Contortionist Amuses Him Much Dear Mary Ann: The other night 1 intenaed to call on you but changed my mind in- i.fload when 1 met my otd pal Noah Count who had a lone dollar bill which he claimed was burning a hole in his pants pocket and rather than call out the fire laddies he suz- gested we take in a show. 1 toid him about having a date with vou but he says to save it for a rainy lday as the new weather man will . probably predict many for this month, providing his time ain’t all taken up with women. T'll tell you about the program I enjoyed, even though you wasn’t with me. We arrives in time to see the last act, which was a contortionist, one of these guys with more move- ments than an alarm clock equipped with nervous springs or a collegiate roadster in the hands of a whoopee driver. He was a tali guy built like he’d never caught up with his meals in time to do him any good, being so slim that a healthy tooth- pick alongside would seem uphol. stered. Tt weight was noise this lad wouldn’ even be a whisper, un- less you count what's above the cars, causing Noah to remark that if he fell outa a second story wine dow onto a clothesline the houses wife would mistake it for some- thing that blown from the neigh- | bor’s wash after having been left too long in soak. This bimbo ecould tie himself into more comical knots than a weakened macaroni stick, being able to do everything except turn inside t or make a one-man traffic jam. Mis bones musta been well lubrie feated with banana oil or some- {thing as he bent them arouund cor- |ners and the joints acted like they |were on ball bearing hinges. He'd hend backwards until his noble |bean touched the floor and while in jthat position would gaze at his in- steps to see if he had fallen arches and fow far was they gone, Once down he'd waddie across (he stage, setting the customers into langhing hysterici, on account of not knowing whether he was coming or going. One trip he stayed donn %0 long some thouzht hw foryei tho combination on how to unfold i self, but e did this so's B how our ancestors time when not chattering they hopped from * linh L m spiling no nows in s i - was in such a shape that i 1 n athletic pret in bt turn green with envy. styiis and amount to something b mouthful. Then again he'd let back slightly, at the s bringing up a hind hoo rested upon a shoulder, 11 i had baseball cleats on his hoot he conld casily have combed his hair in the middle, not to mention curlin; tew strands, When he first - tempted this stunt T thought Lo vas trying to step into his hip pocket, or at least pull a flask from it. Luckily he never pulled any flask or us fellas in the front row woulda got flattened in the rush. “It's a gift,” 1 says, as the guy continues bending himself all outa shape like the last two letters in the alphabet. “Either than,” grins 1Noah, “or a novel way of getting outa working for a living.” He up like that—" “Yeah, T interrup! up like that—" *“Yeah,I interrupts, sarcastic, “with cramps from eat- ing too many grecn apples.” This holds him for a minute and then he remarks, “I once knew a guy whe could also tie comical knots. he a contortionist?”” T bite: he grins, “A preacher. |the bimbo doing the entertaining finally untangled himselt long 1.-nough to call it a day so we beats it. spoit it G ) boan 1 tima nall it Andy Dale, Observations On The Weather Washington, April 6.—Forecast: Lastern New York, occasional show- ers and thunderstorms Saturday and Sunday: somewhat warmer Batur- day: colder in north and west pore tion Sunday. * Southern New England. occasion- al showers and thunderstorms Sat- urday and Sunday; somewhat warm- cr in interior Raturday. Conditions: The disturbance that central over northern Utah Thursday evening has moved north- castward with increased ntensity. Pressure is high from the mouth of the St. Lawrence, northwestward over Hudson Bay. |Texan Owns Pistol Used | In Killing Jedse James Houston, Texas. April 6. F—The pistol that ended the career of Jesse James 47 years ago has been fired again. The .44 caliber revolver. now own- ed by George Culver, cattleman of Matagorda. Tex.. was presented him in 1885 by Jam-s' brother-in-law. who recovered the gun after Robert Ford killed the highwayman. Culver brougnt it {o Houston dur- ing the conveiion of Texas and scuthwest cattle raisers. At the be- {hest of a Houston miss he allowed her to fire it from a hotel window. READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS 666 s 8 Prescrgiion lgs Colds, Grippe. Flu, Dengue. Bilious Fever and Malarisa. 1t 15 the wiunt spred) remmly AROWS.