New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 20, 1929, Page 6

- e ———————————— — = ————— and Reed of Missouri the other day provided the “battle of ! logic,” and after it was over all their New Britain Herald HEBRALI PUBLISHING COMPANY Teowed Dully (Bumdey Excepted) At Horald Bidg.. Churgy SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year $390 Thres Montha latest listeners and all their hearers be- lieved approximately what they be- | lieved before 4t started. It is hoped on the side | make the law more effeetive by put- ! teeth its by | one to » Month ting more into i e Watored at the Post Office at New Briam | o 4icq)ly ‘a8 Seceud Clase Muil Muster. | s 2 | offende TELEPHONE CALLS ington, | provide a maximum fine of $10.000 ising the punishment for of Wash- has a plan to s. Senator Jones for instance, . andAive years in jail. This would be “The enly profitable m the City Circulation buoks and pres- room always open to adiertisers. \ more severe punishment than is in flicted upon citizens violating som: Member of the Ameciated P'ress other laws, but it must be remember- The Awociated Press f» exclusively en thd to the use for te-publication all pews eredited to it or not otherwise Cred ie puper and also therein Member Audit lureas ol Circutation Chw A B. C. 18 & AAUONAI OIgAmIZATLL which furmishes newspapers nud adve Gmein with & rictly honest aualysis of Our circulation statistice o audit This luswies pio | tection fraud tn uewspaper dis | tribution gures to both national and local advertiserc. e Hetald s on sale daily News-tand «d that the prohilition law is a great {moral experiment, and must requive noble efforts to enforee it and the nate, after due cogitation he Jones act, Scnator Binghan 5 one flve Republicans voting gainst it. The et that the of re anumendment to the law would apply to commercial violations and not to in New support of some senators who ob- Jeeted lits teeth, leaving much to the discre- 1o its originul intent—hurts Grand Central. ¢2nd treet. s ; x‘nen of federal judges. er? Perha o lu squeak of ¢ - Colder? Perhaps the lust Saucak OF | yp ). iy logic bohind the Joues winter. | measure then why not go the who aistance Lien placed by the city; but ict somebody 1etuse to pay his poll ta gainst property will not be 5 have them done to death by a firing ment for lgquor law violators? squad. This would keep the army R AR DA busy. that lacks town a Show, school problem and we will prove it is dead from the us a HEN PEOPLE sHOP AP toes up. A Britain apparently lave that New tl v ajority merchants of come to 1t is said of Senator Borah that lie might go into retirement by becom- ing U. 8. Attorney General. conclusion Saturday night mains od shopping night during | the good old sumn tha e time, It is trug !of cours: in the automobile age The chairman of the fire | a knows a new tune. His attention was called to the fuact that Boston will central larg number of people Dut do these consist of a fairly spend the weok-end out of town the [ the part of question s, put up a new fire station costing $650,000, He whistled. class which likes to do a major Suturday 1t is stated of a C Senings that after being 25 years on the force he made his first arrest. Which again must prove to a nicety that the tirst 25 years arc the hardest. z0 policoman Some of our most suce: take the prefer ful mer- chants view that though to remain closed Satur- they 5 nights, would prefer to have this done the ye only du g thi et | 0N during t that the system of cha These hold ging during the summer months leads to the con Up in Canaan it Is said the ERUIDVL private airport in Connecticut Dbeen established. That depends upon | what one terms an airport. Governor | Trumbull has had a sort of midgt in Plainville has fusion of some of the public and Which particu- consequent loss of trade. sounds reasonable ol enough private airport ! casual violations—which hrought the | and provide life imprison- ' round, not | larly in view of the fact that all mer- | some time and he rare misses it chants ha when he comes down that way. e not abided by any set rules but they fer to keep open when R feel they might serve the pub- We cision 10 1en at it a little at a time and by the| o0 o temoving the Court of Honor docs | ) ) O e ib g e R o imagine that this situation after all. City Hall has been going has s upon the de in open upon the night reports ! 4 Tt o time all the announccmer 2L 1ot the A lor tived with less inclination for enjoying the cler ks is not to & day ¥ and surveys are completed maybe the publie mind will be reconciled to e 0\ erlool on Satur day means a tired day on Sunday nothing else except what is recom- mended. The delay and appertaining thereto is casily under- stood. Nobody is inclined to be in too much of a hurry. discussion blithesome weather, and I¢ for s oppor- tunities weck-end ftrips. It is clerks will have h Wednes considerable of an improv half a da ternoos One reason why the Legislature Thisits proceeds without undue delay is b. cause there arc no anti-evolution billa to throw, sand in the eyes of the members nor becloud their Ininds. The boys don't seem to care Whether they came from the same family tree as the apes or whether they descended directly from squir- rels. In"other words, they are morc interested in the present than in their ancestors prior to the discov- ery of Connecticut. ment over conditions a g« tion ago when clerks labored”all of ever: 10:30 Saturday Every city is own v and until confronted with its shopping problems. The shopping districts in the large pecular aturday evenings, and some of the shops close Satur Man ifest y at noon. a city is not necessarily good busi Inessina Neit} uided ty the THE NEW RAIL HEAD John J. Pelley, the new president of the New York, New Haven & Hartford railroad, was born in Tllinois, worked on various railroads in various lowly capacitics, Loc r be solely by what a competitor is it good business to appens to do or want to do. There open all ik of day on Sundays, but do remotely influence the ition the laiger stores an executive on various other lin and finally comes to the New Haven irom the Central of Georgia railroad, by and lar p tha ~han it i has been taken by the he < of city. where he was president. At no time in bis career was he identified with New England. Thus the N hoard did not permit se w Haven GIFTS TO EDUCATION jonal senti- | It is getting so that hardly a day ment to designate who should sue- ithout some ceed the late 1. J. Pe: ferring to sclect a youn ilantliropist reon, « pre- million or 50 to 1 unive energeti ling learning” president of a smaller raiiroad. My Pelley is only which sems to be the ide: a railroad president, Ther with the 60 years beating nerous donors. . Harkness, after contribut- Young men presidents in It takes service this b Jbody knows low much to wducational wed his ness. about 40 years enterprises, has activy for a man to accumu 1rous spirit to sway tate enough pract to & $11.000.000 to Yale N¢ perience presenti be an accomplished prosident of o day got an- York nd major railroad. It is no also New roung man. dowment Tuformation 15 man; : on s road a For t died 1n ss but Timself, A important vuilroad a man to t atlowed to do thi Prosident 1hiley and with nd well wishes There have tng the prohibition Jaw ber, the ment hout nyin- Even befor 1Sth Amer becanie the law the deliates L] there dry ally dry 1 and to th wore some a others abomt the dis AND NI B law- best of our knowl edge there ts | diversity of opiuion. Senatorz Borah | d-nt 1 to this day A wide L , Senator Jenes a cent. The main dif- NF known wherever Polish {8 apoken This eminent advoeate of -things | ! spiritual helped to build the Sacred Heart church with his own hands: 'and though this editicc and its parish lis the center of his ministrations he has other notable achievements to ! his credit. He brought about the construction of the parochial school, | the home for the aged, the orphan 'asylum, the home for Polish immi- grants in New Yor he l:xlahl'rhul the Order of Mary Immaculate; operates a farm; he has been decor- ated by the Pope and by the Polish sovernment; he established a Polish Kly and a day nursery; he en joys the friendship and admiration Paderewski, former Poland and pianistic of Tgnace premier of senius. The Father Bojnowski is 61 rears of age tos lightly. He continues 1 able. Fellow citizens wish ny more anniversaries. 1oy he years bang active, observ- | ant him | I BREAKING FROM PRISON Although men sentenced to prison watched, e prevented | from obtaining dangerous wegponk:| or handy tools for breaking through the and “re careful bars walls that confine them, they suceeed in obtaining Sheir | frecdom often enough 1o cause con- | Jderable speculation as to how such exploits are possible. One cannot help concluding that watchfulness in - some pf the that > untrustwor- | i that “trusties” are not always to be truste ‘1%‘ prisons is not wholly efficient; s frequently a The gol-uwy Wy Columius Oy was | in polnt. Here were five men | who could succeed in sawing their way from cells and climbed over the warden's house undetected. Such a ! break, concluding. consummated one safe not in could have been without inside aid—actual through negligence, PROPAGANDA FROM A SF Jones of us NATOR | Washington opy of his “ex- tension of remarks™ in the Congres- nator Iy sent a al Record. The cxtension of re- | tiarks forms a booklet of §9 printed pages, which Uncle Sam's _govern ment printing ofice kindly printed. | o ! Then it was sent to us through the | mails through the Po> Kindness of the al department, this not costing 1 | which reaches this office daily is {that the ' nything exc the packed ferene: between Scenator Jones' propaganda and other propaganda senator's pt Mount didn’t cost him ! . | the effort to com- Iverest of words mto its $9 pages, which others furnished. The other propu- sanda shooters are compelled to pay |the printer and pay Uncle Sam to tifying, however, that the army of | of joy cities are closed tight as a drum on | what is good business in such e of New Britain. | are grocery stores in this city whiek | a signifi- | | deliver their goods. Sonator Jones, ' | therefore, has much of an advantage. | We rather think that he sent his' ftusion to every newspaper office in the United & and to numer- | {ous others, including his. more or | | less admiring constituents i stute of Washington. Now what tates, in the | does Senator Jones' “extension of remarks" consist of? You'd be surprised! Not a speech relivered by Senator Jones, or one he wrote out and had printed in'the | Congressional It the | enforcement 1 mcthods that were brought to llght‘ by the W. C. Durant prize compe i circutation ini bookiet form, and without the pay- | ment of extra money-—ricrely” re- lying upon good Scnator Jones to | estend the whole shoating mateh in | Record. of prohibition is tion. Mr. Durant, or somehody for him, is seeing to it that the schemes re given national s rerarks, which legally enables them to e sent broadeast without expense. But there the also other material in booklet, among these bheing Ly Jrving Fisher, Clar. Wilson, 1gton, Orville 8 Poland, and a host other Now bookl ateiments Trae Ernest H. Cher- of cminent academicians. 1€ the wets could compile a it get some wet senator to oddx not do them o a similar favor the even. Or why 1nd ot other propaganda in- stitutions rely upon sen. s and - stuf( 1he nink of all wasted, that would veprescntatives to get mrinted and franked through mails free of chur the money q proy T ave nation would puy for nd notice the gavda in this way phody would the cffects of the propa- as muel of presont PORT DREAMS re 1 far removed from AMbany is from flie “ver, go to to Hartford. Why ? Albany that throug! W may have W is on Vatley, terborne < to Albany ] destination; it ean go fur- nd over the Barge canal, or rhorne fre to Hartford » furthe There may demand Hartford it P Farmington canal was 'Facts and Fancies | you silly, it leaves your self-respect. | the fellows who owe may pay up. go " ton it was to revplutionize trans- portation in thess parts. The revolu- Uon, was Hpeli umies AT WHAR railroads were invented, so the enter- prising citizenry ‘along the canal built a railroad - practically paralieling the great waterway. This railroad also was supposed to revo- lutionize transportation. How effective the revolution has revolted can be glimpsed from the fact that a bus line now takes care of the passenger business, while the freight haulage compares favorably with what gees over the rails of Johnny's toy railroad. This business of making great ports out of cities which happen to possess access to the sea, and turn- ing transportation up a valley by the construction of canals and railroads doesn't work. Ports grow where the vessel owners are most likely to be accommodated with cargoes going and coming. BY ROBERT QUILLEN The weakness of burglar-proof de- vices in banks is that they are work- ed by rcaching down instead of up.} Colonel Stewart lsn't the first to maintain that one who makes money can't be guilty of much wrong. adio grand opera is better. Your mind doesn’'t wander to the tenor's! gold tillings. Just because. the Raditch. family was killed off, = King Alexander needn’t think he can 'squash the people. But think how much more work surgeons would have if evolution hadn't done a fairly good job. Our idea of zero in chivalry in for the groom's father to weep at the wedding. | Why pity the farmer? - If you -an't pay, it must be nice to feel at the weather alone is to blame. Desirable aliens are the kind that live here for years before learning that “one grand” means a thousand dollars, A night sick isn't like a . night club. When a night stick knocks Amcricanism: A prosperous man with two lodge emblems showing a stranger:in the Pullman smoker his Lridge work. No wonder theology interprets an- cient Hebrew m various ways. Men can’t even agree on an interpreta- tion of a document as late as the | constitution. The greatest enemies of prohibi- | tion, however, are those who wish | {c stop the consumption of liquor. . Times change. New York still searches for the real murderer in- stead of railroading one in the good old-fashioned way to stop public, clamor. It might save a lot of court ex- pense if the law would frankly limit capital punishment to those worth less than $10,000. When two stations conflict, it's hard to tell whether one is weaker because ;you want it or whether you want it because it Is weaker. France will pay if Germany does. Try saying to your banker: “I feel no obligation to pay that note unless Correct this sentence: *T was in the wrong, dear," said the wife, “and 1 want o apologize.” Copyright 1929, Publishers Syndicate 25 Kears Ago Today Selectiran Peter Prior of . Plaia- {ile is attajning -new and unsought honors, .Games Warden Faote der} sires that he i constituted a-guard- of the decr, as a resuli- of the deer * hunt at White Oak. s arg obliged to he prepar- lot of unexpected things these days ..but the present one is | something new. Several caretakers ian recent Democ ed for | soap! W BRITAIN DAILY RERALD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1929, .——__mw addressed him as Mr. Pete: to the gentleman's distress. Finally, summning up the courage, he earnestly remonstrated: “Oh. don't call me Peters. Call me Peet." “Oh, but I don’t know jou wel enough, Mr. Peters,” said the young woman, blushing. A Financier! Her Fdther: *“8o How can you sup: port her? For instance, how aboul buying furniture Henry; “Listen. There are 60 in stallment furniture houses in Shop Editor, care of the New Britaln Herald, and your ieiter will be forwarded to New Vork. S0 We Suit Ourselves! “A Spring of many suits is seen,” But style notes do not specify 1t it's divorce or cloth they mean— Well, we know, they both come higl months before they can take it from you for unpaid installments. gives us 240 months free furniture. or 20 years, and by that time ‘you'l be dead and we can live on money.” Her Father: come down to the office tomorrow. I want to make you our chief finan cial adviser Some Tightwad! Lewis: “Is Keely tight-fisted > Howells: “Tight? 8ay, that bird \as one of the dollar-a-year men in Washington and saved most of il —H. M. Aysman (Copyright, 129, Reproduction SUPERFLUOUS POEMS ‘orbidden) By Samuel Hoffenstein 1 A chair is always sat up, And yet it never says, “Doggone!"” u The censors do not seem to care That trees and bushes stand quitc | bare! n The sun it rises every day— Which is some progress, I say. | | should : v A bed, I'm sure, must find it trying To stand so much apparent Iying. v They say a rolling stone’s a loss— And yet I see no use in moss. ALl A frog can croak, and yet remain Alive enough to croak again. VI have QUESTIONS ANSWERED The moon must tremendous pull— She's never pinched for being full. Vi T cannot elude you, I cannot escape, You haunt me in every conceivable shape;— You're morning and midnight and twilight and noon, Orion, the Dipper, the moon. 1322 New York avenue, Washington tended research be undertaken. Lion, thelgonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answeliod. All letters arc con- fidential.— Editor. Q. in the United States in 19272 A, $478,245,620. Q. What is the botanical namc for “The Old Maid Plant”? A, Vinca ros Q. Name Jua A diminutive You keep me enchanted, exalted and true In snares of the fair and ubiquitous | you; 1 don't mind your being the . lories above— But here you intrude on the ladies 1 lov: " nita Rather Dry! Wilkins: “How come the laundry- man 1o eut his speech short at the [N S i | gift of God. Shah it Q. s aviation a modern concep- i tion of man A, Fhere is of Dacdalus, together with some companior made flights on wihgs fashioned by himself. lcarus, feeling a pavdon able pride in his own abilit form of the Ilebrew “lle ran cut of soft| e WAt mythological legend the wax with whigh the wings wer fastened to his body and he | precipitated inta the sea. have sought to imi birds and to navigate the | times, and many air from the carliest schemes and sug- gestions were advanced by early physicists; most of them fancifu and impossible of application, to en- {able man to mavigate the air by free or controlled flight. Q. What do the symbols A and P. M. stand foy? A. A, M. stands for ante-meridian and P. M. stands for post meridian. | Meridian is 12 o'clock. 1s ice skating | roller skating? A 100 yards in roller skating seconds. Q. Who played the title role and the part of O1d Matt ih “The Shep- herd of the Hil A Alec B. title role and Old Matt was played | by Romaine Fielding. Q. Where is the English {run? A. ju: Q. faster than seconds; yards in ven 100 10 No use crying over spilt milk! THE ANNIVERSARY By George 8. Blocker _*“Dear, this is the nineteenth of Tebruary, saild Grace yesterday morning. Robinsoa perked Grace was an and he must be careful wrong thing would Derby At Epsom Downs race outside T.ondon, i e Hin i cars It two balls of the same si anniversary hound, dropped .from the same height, precipitate a | you want to marry my daughter? Have you a this town. It takes an average of four That your “She's yours, and You can get an.answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marita: advice cannot be given, nor can es- Al other questions will receive a per- What is the total loss by fite What is the meaning of the It is a Spanish girl's name, a | name John, which means “gracious Grecian sculptor, who | flew too | near the sun, and the heat melted | was Scientists ate the flight of | have envied their ability | M The record for ice skating 18| for | Francis played the one of iron and one of wood were which would reach the ground firat? |pressure that was gentral - eve A. Both would reach the ground eastern South Dakota yesterda: !at the same time provide! the sur- ! morning is central over westein faces of each ball are such that the' Lake Erle this morning, Teledo same resistance of atmosphere is en- | Ohio 30.14 inches. Its movemeny countered. In & vacuum they would 1eutmrd caused lower temperature: reach the ground at exactly the same ' attended by. light snows: during tha moment. night in much of the country easg Q. Where was the first lighthouse | of the Mississippi valley. erected? The zero line extends from Mon. A. It was the famous one built|{real southwestward to Fort Wayn by Ptolemy 11 on the small island of Ind., thence west to Omaha, Neb Pharos, off the north coast of and north to Winnipeg. Temperas Egypt, which island Alexander the tures over the western plains states Great, when he founded Alexandria, |and the Rocky mountains are risin caused to be joined to the coast, by rapidly under the infiuence of a lon a bridge nearly a mile long. On it|{rough shaped depression that ox Ptolemy built a lofty tower (one af |tends from Arizona northward tq the seven wonders of the ancientithe North Dakota-Canadian bordes world) through the upper windows \yilliston and Winnipeg 29 48 inches, of which the light of torches or fires | white River and : Doucct reports 4 was shown to guide vesscls into the | temperatures of 46 below. 7ero. harbor. | Q. How large a vocabulary does| the average child and the average |fair weather and continucd cold, adult have? A. A six year old child knows nearly 1.000 words. An uneducated | oo person knows 3,000 to 5,000 wordal'\"m"w City and the average person knows from | 1o 8811 Gt 5,000 to 10,000 words. Gllaeze. mgi.p?flo:v did grape fruit get that jo. o 0" A, Because it grows in clusters| porne of from three to twelve resembling | owo a bunch of grapes. ety Q. What is the value of a United | o150 S0 - States large copper cent dated 17947 | 1105 ANECICS «-< A. From 25 cents to $2.00, - inneapolis . Q. What does the name Zoia rA\'amu(‘kc! mean? New Haven A. Tt is Russian from a Greek |y o oen root and means “life. e v Q. How did the Cocker Spaniel [xer: >0 ** SR, Orfolk, Vt. .eoeovsce A. These dogs belong to the|Northfield. Vt yo h the | portiand, Me. smaller-sized branch of the Sporting | o= .0 "™ i Spaniel family, The name “cocker” | & JO - was derived from “Cocking Spaniel,™ | \* 2> HIELOR an old English term so called be- | cause they were used for flushing | | woodcock and similar birds. Q. Is there anything that can be done to remove the odor in rancid lard? A. No. Q. After he was impeached, was President Johnson ‘removed from office? Q. What arc the Seven Seas? A. The North and South Atlanti the North and South Pacific, the In- dian Ocean, the Arctic and the Ant- arctic Oceans, Q. Who played the title role in | the motion picture “Ben Hur"? A. Ramon Novarro. ! Q. When were Buffalo nickels first coined? A. In 1918, t 1 e o e e 3 u hin Men and Women Gain in Weigl McCoy's Tablets, sugar-coated an rich in weight building agents casy to take and will not even di turh the most delicate stomach. These wonderful health buildin, strength creating, weight producin tablets are now sold in every druj storc in North America and million of them are used cvery month. McCoy takes all the risk—Read this ironclad guarantee, 1f after tak |ing 4 sixty cent boxes of McCoy'| blets or 2 One Dollar boxes ant thin, underweight man or woma orccast for Kestern New York: | doesn't gain at least 5 pounds an Tair; slightly colder tonight in cx- | feel completely satiefied with th treme south portion; Thursday in-|{marked improvement in heaith creasing cloudiness, not so col your mo will be returned. moderate to fresh north and north-| Just ask for McCoy's Tablets af west winds, Fair Drug Dept. or any drug story Condition: The arga of highlln America, Obseroations On The We.atller b, 20.—Forecast New Lngland: Fair nd slightly colder tonight; Thurs- it ine ng cloudiness and not quite so cold; modirate to fresh north shifting to cast winds on ‘Thursday. | ! Washingion, for Southern ————— { PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATIONS SINCE 1389 | Why docs a new President take office on March 4 instead of some other day? tow many Presglents have been sworn In on some other day? How luiig lias (he custgni of taking the oath in frent of the Capitol been In effect? Wio muy administer the oath to a new President? Who notifies a President- clect that he has noen eclected? Which Prexident had the most gorgeous in- auguration ceremony? Why did riflemen on_housetops guard the line of march of one President-elect? 1low many Presidents have had Inaugurai balie? Wt w¥hose inaugurction did the crowd smash the furniture, china and glassware and ruin the rugs and carpets at the White House? What Presi dential parade had a procession of log cabine and cider barrels in it? These and scores of other interesting facta about the Inaugurations all the Presidents from Washington to Hoover are covered in our Wash- ington Rureauw's latest bulletin, carefllly compllad from historical sources. You will want & copy. Fill out the coupon below and send for it: | i ! ) | ~ = = == == =(CLIP COUFON HERE= == == == o= IH\STOT{Y EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 322 New York Awe, Washington, D. C. |t want a copy of the bulletin PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATIONS SINCE 1789 and enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled U. 8. 'povlngc stamps to cover pcstage and handling costs: NAME . | | | track ! ST AND NUMBER + STATE L 1 am a reader of the New Britain Herald, | | Saying the | | shower, “So it is,” he murmured. shall we celebrate it."” For a moment his wife him in mute wonder, the ¢d her mouth to speak, “How looked at she open then she have offered their scrvices in hovs- ing the deer. Arthur W, Bible class evening. The old Giddings block at 54 and | 3 Chureh strset is uridergoing general overhawing. The * New{ Britain Supply Co. will occupy the! entire huilding. | The Britain Knitting Co. located on Elm and Chestnut street .u\lt-ulhln".: about 360 hands, wil o e operations in Jume. The fac- ory was advertised for rent.today. At FAL the | this ddress . AL Upsen will the Y. M Russwin Lyceum tonight. h oand the Three Rosebuds Girls Will Be Girls W, A | splendid produection. Th: cleanest, best music comedy on the road. Hear the talk. ing game cock., See the great co tight. the marvelous electrie Iear the latest song hits funny school room scene. Norton and Albert Schilling. 1itain Loye, were among the aviest losers whei Dartmonth haii Schilling was 4t nd could not reach losing money, e . hooks, worth £300 or $400 T hed his roem but was toreed back by smoke. tames the oty Norton X Haney, original “Hi" ef shpwn Last.” was in town to day and ealled npon several friends Michacl J. Smith, a valued em ' ploye of .the Herald for cight year: 1esigned his position today and witl enter the employ of » contemporary. In the serics of speeding contests at Franklan Square. honors are now cven hetween Landlord Relein and H. Lo Mille. Much interest s being faken in he rubber whieh come on Monday re were eleeted this pierning of the New ritain 1 At L Vlanners: president. 1. F. Gaffney: W. H s Co.: presi Vi socre | women attach such | would please her, i 1e sent his voice in a | February the nineteenth | rves red with His loss is may | annual meeting | chruptly dissolved in tears. Cursing sofily. Robinson from the breakfast table. Why importance dates? Was this the day he had firs® met her, or wag it the anniversary f her wedding with her first hus- band? Had he been arrested for speeding on February the nineteent: A couple of yvars ago, or had her grandfather been granted a war nsion 04 this date? All that day the problem baffled Lim. He decided to come home g Iy, bearing gifts and flowers, which theater tickets, which pleased him, and candy which neither of them should eat, Lecause of its fattening qualities. He burst into the house jovially lond hallo) ros dia | 5} through the apartment. membered all the time, called. “Here's candy. th ots, flowers, and we'll go out o th Ititz for dinner! 1 always remembers cime into the room. he | tears. She fook the theater tiekets, dashed them to the floor, stamped npon the flowers, end {threw the box of candy into his| face. “You beast!” she cried. “Just a | | year aro today we had our first quarrel. T said 1 wished T had dicd lefore marrying you, and,” her voice rose in a wail—"you said you | wished T had, too! Graca | - | Nothing New! Mr. Hiller: “What's the vith my preserves? Hiller: “Oh, the trouble! matter same moull —Charles Morson In an Indiana town they tell of a Mr. Peet. a very diffident man I who wat unahble to prevent himself from being introdueed one evening to a farcinating young woman who. dwell; treasurer, Peter Long. not catching his name, constant.y (The Térrii:ié :I'empered Mr.Bang By Fontaine Fox THE TERRIBLE TEMPERED MR. BANG GETS SICK AND TIRED OF DRIVING ROUND AND ROUND LOOKING FOR A PLACE ~To PARK. 3 7