New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 5, 1928, Page 6

" New Britain Herald MBRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY lasued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg, 61 Cburch Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $8.00 & Yeur 4200 Three Monthe 75c. @ Month Entered at the Post Office at New Britain @8 Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office Kditorial Rooms . The only profitable advertising medium w the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers the Assaciated Press Press fa exclusively en- use for re-publication of credited to it or not otherwise in this paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Burean of Circulation | rue A. B. C. is a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with & strictly honest apalysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This insures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dis- tribution figures to both national and local sdvertisers. Member The Herald fs on sale daily in_New York st Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. ——————— The proposed heating code, plus a warih argument, cquals a hot time. _— Now that a fair proportion of wet | weather is likely, the city hears with | repeated emphasis from the resi- | dents of suburban districts where taxes are paid but street improve- | ments lag. The time may yet come | when the federal government, through the post office department, | may take a hand by enunciating a | rule that no homes will get parcel post service which are on unpaved | and impassable streets. Such a rule | would force many a city to indulge in more than promises. The Board of Education is trying to play Santa Claus to the city by | remaining within the city appropri- ation, What do they raise on the state farm in the winter? Officials of the Salvation Army are not allowed to smoke; but to the | credit of said officials be it said that | they never try to change the tobacco habits of the visiting reporters. One of life's little mysteries is try- ing to explain a deficit. Now that around one per cent of the automobiles are laid up for the winter it is somewhat easier to find parking space, provided the police do not insist on enforcing the anti- parking ordinances. Many flues are too small in the city, it was stated at a city hall hearing. If that also partly refers to anatomical flues it might explain the difficulties experienced by the population when it suffers from colds. A MOVE OF TMPORTANC Suggestions made by the regis- trars of clection that precincts be established in the first, third, fifth and sixth wards deserve the most painstaking consideration. Tt Is like- Iy that such study will support the contentions of the registrars. Voters should not be forced to wait in lines half a block long. s was the case during the peak ho of the recent election. Several s of our wards are unusually larze. and it is unreasonable to expect thou- sands of voters to crowd into one polling place in each ward. The registrars, in their lotter to ! the mayor, made out a good case. It is filled with unanswerable logic. THE COOLIDGE MESSAG! The Coolidge valedictory was a frank expression of presidential opinion, and of the many topics which it encompassed there perhaps | are few which will be finally settled | before March 4. If anything, the message will fan the flame of dis- cussion and arouse some opposition; and it must be remembered that the | administration is no stronger in this short session of Congress than it hs been heretofore. Tt is after March "4, with the fnauguration of Mr. Hoover, that the administration will be able to put over almost anything it cares to conceive. The President strongly accentuates | h but men into his eruiser building has htrown the “hig navy asking that the time limit program, u scare by clause be omitted from the bill. This | would leave the time of building the 15 cruisers to the discretion of the President and be In effect a “blue print” plan. In his Armistice Day | address the President favored con- structing the ships at once; now he scems to favor merely plans for their construction. Such blue prints would give the President a club to wicld while discussing parity with Great Britain—a club that might never be | discarded for actual cruiser building Whether one favors the plan or whether one opposes it. one ahould not overlook the fact that it does not transgress parity with Eng- land, and that wed 1 the 5-5-3 naval agreement. The Coolidge this is 210 Coolidge plan for the d velopment of Muscle Shoals hinges | | premises. The {thus doing the | merging the railroads of New Eng- | upon leasing the great works to private interests for the production ot nitrates and power. This is noth- ing new or startling, although con- trary to the bill passed by the last Congress, which suffered a presi- dential pocket veto. The same plan, in a general way, is suggested for the construction of the Boulder Dam irrigation and power plant, It is a question whether either plan will gain undivided support of Re- publicans in the present lame duck session. The likelihood is against it. Farm relief according to the Coolidge plan evidently takes into account some of the promises made by Republicans during the cam- paign. Few expect this issue to be settled by the present Congress. THE FOST OFFICE DEFICIT The greatest business in the coun- try again is heard from with a re- sounding deficit, this time more than $33,000,000 in the red. The postal department is not a money-making institution; that not only is self-evident, but is in line with public reasoning in the possibility for dis- agreement, lies in the total of the deficit that reasonable citizens would expect. It would be ideal if the post office could be operated without a deficit and without a substantial surplus, nation's work of transporting the mails at cost and not a cent more so far as a subsidy from Congress is needed. But that is nearly too much to anticipate; things cannot be worked out at such a fine level, Regardless of the deficit of $33,- however, the post office does its work at cost. If there were no deficit it would merely mean higher rates here and there and in the long run the people would pay the bill anyhow—just as is done now. In other words, it costs just so much to operate the post office, and the people pay the bill regardless of whether they do it through the pur- chase of its services or by paying taxes collected by the government and then paid into the post office by way of an appropriation to balance the deficit, Postmaster General New has be- government official. Of course, his original appointment was more or less political—he lost his position as a senator from In- result of a primary | rumpus and had to be taken care of by his friends in Washington. When he took his seat in the postal depart- ment in Washington it is not un- charitable to assume that he knew no more about the post office busl- ness than Senator Bingham does now. But it is surprising how quick- Iy a man of intelligence can master the details of running the country’s leading with plenty of able assistants at his beck and call, Some newspaper critics of the | post office claim that too much franked mail is allowed to proceed | from Washington, and that it this | were not permitted there would be | an $17,000,000 in re- ceipts. Of course. too much frank- ed mail flows through the mails— especially during an election cam- paign—hut it the government de- partments were forced to pay post- age on their mail they would need just that much more money from the people to continue operating. however, 000,000, | come an able diana as a business—especially increase of A NEW ENGLAND RAIL MERGER Opinions of various railroad exe cntives west and south from the Hudson regarding the possibility of | land are interesting, but little more. | Virtually ali of these executlves | favor a New England merger, except | in the case of the Boston & Albany. | which they say ought to be continued under the aegis of the New York Central. Tt seems that the rail executives | west of the Hudson can give advice about the New England railroad situation much dily than discussing mergers in their awn ter- ritories. more re, PROFIT IN SUBWAYS The annual report of the New | York Transit Commission indicates once again that the transportation of York is | ng game it is pic- | be by the subway passengers in Ne {1y far not the los tured to subway com- | panies, i The Interborough, which seems to ave more disagreements with the city and with its workmen and the public generaily than the B. M. T., had sful ye with its subway operations. The net an exceedingly suc r income on the Interborough subway was nearly $9.000,000 fiscal year, Which is exccedingly good, and the Interborough will not deny it. What the Interborough claims, how- is that the revenue from sub- way operation should he enough to vield a fair profit all other operations of the company. The for lost more than $6,000,600 on the oper- ation of clevated lines, ever, ove company, instance, nd also lost 1 tidy sum in the Yet more operation of its surface lines. than 250,- 000,000 people fraveled on the el vated fines during the fiscal year {and more than 300.000.000 traveled on the surtaer lines, according to the summarics of operations in the ) | state and is likely to remain so. for the last | York newspapers. It seems unfair to expeet the peo- ple who travel on the subways which pay a handsome profit to pay for the operation of the elevated and surface lines, as the Interborough contends should be the case; and it | seems unfair to eliminate the ele- vated and surface lines and thus force more people to travel in the profitable subways—indeed, there ‘would not be enough subways to ac- commeodate the throngs. You may have an opinion about | the matter; if so, save it and com- | pare it with the decision of the U. 8. Supreme Court, which is trying to solve this riddle. WHAT 18 A GOOD PICTURE Public reaction to a work of art | is commonly regarded by artists as | being no eriterion of actual merit. Like in many another matter, the public in glimpsing great art is like- Iy to be guided by instinct and emo- tions, rather than by the exercise of the specialized training that is part of an artist's equipment. Specialized training in art, how- ever, can go to the other extreme, leaving out of account altogether those human qualities which in the end make or break reputations in the art world. The episode in Pittsburgh, where the general public was allowed to vote upon the best pictures in a dis- play at the Carnegie Institute, was at least Hluminating as illustrating | the gulf existing between the people and the art critics. The popular vote on the pictures radically differed from the vote of a jury of critics. But an investigation showed that the popular vote did not select poor specimens of art as worthy of esteem. On the contrary, its taste was high. The picture se- lected by the public as “best” was “Margery and Little Edmund,” by Edmund C. Tarbell, who was gradu- ated from the Boston Museum of Fine Arts and for ycars was principal of the Corcoran School of Art in ‘Washington. The title of the picture suggests the human touch. The picture that the jury of distinguished artists selected as “best” was an ultra- | modern concoction that in popular | estimation was an inhuman affront | to the eyes. That is the weakness of art jurics and art crities the world over; they are so imbued with technics and | specialized consideration that there is no soul left. TEXTILE SICKNESS Speakers at a conference in Hart- ' ford have analyzed the industrial situation rather thoroughly, and were at their most frank moments when discussing the textile busineds. Everyone—including the textile manufacturers—agrees that the tex- tile industry is ill. But no doctor can } be found who can do anything for it. When the wages of textile oper- atives in Fall River, Lawrence, Hol- yoke and other New England cities are quoted one is forced to wonder what has become of the boasted American standard. We are efficient, yes—in every- thing except putting disabled indus- tries and their workers on thelr collective feet, MEMORIAL IN MERIDEN Citizens of the neighboring city of Meriden have no great difficulty in | traveling to New Britain occasion- ally. They would prefer to make the journey over the more direct Cat- hole road, but can induce themsely to wrestle with traffic on the Ber- lin pike and get here all the same. Once here, they cannot miss seeing the war memorial monument in Walnut Hill park. Many of them | think that Meriden might he able to do likewise. The City Council of Meriden, tak- | ing all these points into view, pass- ed a resolution authorizing the mayor to appoint a committee to make plans for the erection of a | memorial fn Meriden. It is believed | that it will be finished within a year. In due time most if not all of the | cities of the state will have memorials of some kind; these memorials may differ, according to local desires and ideals difer: but it is not likely that any will surpass in | dignity and site that which has been | erected in New Britain. It fs the most artistic memorial expression in the have come to Observations On The Weather Washington, Dec. 5.—Farecast | for Southern New England: und much colder tonight: Thurs ir and somewhat colder; fresh | westerly winds. For: st for Eastern New York: | IFair and much colder tonight, ex: cept snow flurries in extreme north | some- | portion; Thursday fair and what colder; fresh westerly winds, | Conditions: The Oklahioma storm moved rapidly northeastward to the lower Lake region and Quebec. A trough of low pressurc extends sontheastward over the middle At- lantic states and New England. eastward to the Atlantic coast sec- tions. Conditions favor for this vicinity rain followed by fair and colder. Temperatures yesterday: High .68 54 48 Low 54 46 40 34 10 a3 Atlanta Atlantic City . Boston ... Buffalo Chfcago .. Cincinnati Cleveland Denver Detroit Hatteras Kansas City Los Angeles Miami Minneapolis antucket ew Haven ew Orleans v York . orfolk, Va. . Northfield, Vt. Pittsburgh .. Portland, Me. t. Louis . Washington Fc cts and Fancies 1t only 62 per cent of the people have clectric lights, that means 38 per cent still have faith in meters. 34 16 4 58 If all parties to a conspiracy are cqually guilty, and two are required fo violate the dry law, why is the seller alone punished? Things even up. Submarines brought several new words to the language, but they made “chivalry” obsolete. Another explanation of Mussolini is that Nature intended him to be twins. If the hazers kill a student, that's a regrottable accident. It he kills cne of them, that's manslaughter, Usually you can tell, just by look- Ing at a man, that other boys stole his lunch when he was a kid in school. Mr. Hoover let his biggest fish get away. Something like that usually happens when a Cabinet is formed, teo, The next hard job of producers is to make speech dumh enough to match pictures made for the simple. & Life is traged \d the cheer leader who expeets fo keep on sway- ing the multitude turns out to be a sireet motorman. Americanism: Feeling superior to all aliens; visiting Europe and won- dering at the gall of the natives who think you an inferior alien. You'll notice the wail for farm relief subsided about the time cider {began to get hard. That mythical Greek who gained new strength each time he was crushed to earth must have been something like the last fly. A thrifty man has no chance, t when we to send post cards ad of Christmas gifts, they be- an to make %5-cent cards ¥ 1t is estimated that 85 per cent of those who loaf at drug stores know the art of striking a match with the thumb nail, The Christian peoples are f{he ones that know the more scientific ways of killing one another. One reason why gummed up is because teeth come out at night. things the are law's Maybe there’s something in this apple-a-day theory. Yon never saw a sick worm in an apple. Speaking of halitosis, what we need now is something that will kill the odor of fake advertising. Correct this renten “1 aw merely an instrument of the law, said the judge, “and my own preju- dices do not affect my decisions. Copyright, 1928, Publishers ndica Board Makes Rates for Ships to Greek Ports Washington, Dec. 5 (P—The ship- ping board yesterday set minimum passenger rates between the United States and Greece and apportioned a minimim number of sailing dates among the Cosulich, Fabre and Greek lines, passenger traffic being divided among the three on a per= centage basis. A through billing agreement for shipments from Atla ports to Astoria, Portland, Takoma and Seat- tle by the Calmar, McCormick and Nelson steamship companies, with sshipment at Los Angeles and San Francisco was also approved. Portrait Reported Sold for $50,000 London, Dec. 5 (A—The Express [this morning says that Holbein's {small portrait of King Edward VI | painted when the prince was six vears old, has been sold for £50.000 to Jules Bache, of New York. The picture has recently heen on exhibi- tion for charity in New York. Lord {l.ee paid a London dealer a few ! hundred pounds for it in 1925. 1S REF n and snows were reported from the Lake region, Ohio valle a the Appalachian distriefs. Th area of high pressure moved southeastward to the central plains states and colder weather is overspreading the interior and southern districts and is advancing vestern Quiney, Mass, Dec "Thomas J. McGrath I for a two year term {a majority of 4125 |ceived 13,145 and |Chartes A 1 | Seventy per cont of 'was cast. s (A—Mayor was reclected here today by e re opponent yeceived 8.007 the total vot: votes his More Evident All the Timet Endurance tests for skipping rope, jazz dancers, flag-pole sitters What contest won't they think of next to lure fool human crit- ters? The guy who wants our emblem changed—we're with him to the letter, He says the cagle doesn't fit, the cuckoo would be better! Geographical Query? » Vernon: “Tomorrow morning & lot of men will be dragging the lake for me." Jeanne: “Really? Where are they going to drag it t0?” FLIGHT AGAINST TIME By Everett C. Rosie High above the barren wastes of the Southern Polar regions racrd the great monoplane. From time to time Commander Byrd nervously looked at his watch. With each pass- ing minute his nervousness in- creased. Could he make it? It was imperative that he reach the Pole at the appointed hour. The commander sat down before the microphone, spread his deck or cards before him, and commenced a bridge game with Wilkins on the north (Mr. Wilkins was at the North Pole), Mayor Walker on the west, Sahib Input Rangami-put-put on the ecast. The Commander was on the south. And still some people can't under- stand why Commander Byrd risks his life exploring the Polar regions; Could Pour Him! Tucker: “Everybody at the parly last night was admiring my new suit. They said I looked as If T had been poured into it Mrs. Tucker: “Well, you were wet enough to be —Arthur D. Neft To the gold-digger: More purr to you! WANTED—A CHANGE OF DATL! By Hugh Pacher I wish that Christmas Day would conie some other time of year— In summer, when the fishin' an’ the swimmin' days are here? if Christmas came in August than old Santa Clays might bring A bathin’ suit an’ fishin' rod, a trap or patent swing. The thing a feller wuses in woods an’ swimmin' pool I'd have ’em new an’ shiny when they let me out of school; But jest because it always comes aroun’ the same old day T git the same old presents in the same old Christmas way! T never get a bat an’ ball. If Christ- mas only came In June T'd have enough to keep the fellers in the game! Then, 1 might get a pony, if Kringle came in May When 1 could feed him grass in. stead of daddy’'s bales of hay! If Christmas came in April Santa Claus'd never tote Aroun’ for every little hoy a fuzzy overcoat, A cap an’ boots an' gloves — he’d bring him something he could nse ‘When he leaves.his coat at home an’ paddles ‘'round without his shoes! I'm waitin’ for the summer an’ I'm Jonely for the spring, But Santa Claus is comin’, an’ he'll never leave thing To suit me in vacation, when they Jet me out of school— A dog to catch a Kitten, or a bobbin® for the pool, A pony an' a cart to gather apples, wood, an’ grain, An’ haul th' girls to picnics in the grove at Shady Lane. Oh, T wish that Santa Claus would throw his furs an’ sled away An' come aroun’ next Christmas on a load of summer hay! the Kris A Mrs. Bennett: met soday.” Bennett: “T should think you women would piay poker instcad of bridge.” Mrs. Bennett: “Those old cats, at that, would be right at home with a ity nd Slam? “Our bridge club —Helen Morby Tieeting Time! Reporter: “Do you w on that wedding tods City Wditor:** Certainly not. They're only a couple of nobodies.” Teporter: “Who are they?” City Editor: “The winner of the 11925 cross-word pu champlon- Wip and the winner the 1927 Lathing-heanty confest!™ — 1. G. Lisette nt a story (Copyright, 1225, Reproduction Forbidden) You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questinz Editor, New Britain Hera!d, Washington Bureau, 1323 New York avenus, Washington, D. C., encioing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can e3- tended research be undertaken. All other questionr will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- Ndentlal.—Tditor. Q. Are American Indians citi- zens of the United Stat d do they have the right of suffrage? A, Yes. Q. What is the capital of Russia and where is it located?’ A. Moscow is the capital. It is situated mainly on the north bank of the Moskva river, 380 miles southeast of Leningrad. Q. What is the thirtieth wedding anniversary? A. The Pearl anniversary. Q. How many daily and weekly newspapers are published in the United States? A. Ayers American Ncw!psper‘ Directory lists 2222 dailies, including foraign language papers, and 11,112 weekly newspapers. Q. What is the derivation and meaning of the name Margaret? A. 1t is from the Greek and! means “a pearl”. Q. What is the largest fenced ranch in the United States? A. King Ranch, near Kingsville, Texas. It contains 1,250,000 acres, entirely fenced in. Q. Is the name of Noah's wife mentioned in the Bible? A. No. Q. What is the membership of the Methodist Episcopal church in this country? A. According to the 1926 re- liglous census there are 4,080,777 members qf the Methodist Episcopal Church North, and 2,487,694 mem- bers of the Methodist Kpiscopal Church South, in the United States. In addition there are a number of smaller Methodist hodies, the largest being the African Methodist Episco- pal church with 545,814 members, and the African Methodist Episcopal Zion church with 456,813 members Q. How did Potter's Iield get its name? A. 1In ancient times the clay used for pottery was dug by whole colonies of men, women and chil- dren and the long trenches were left standing just as they were dug. Gradually it became the practice to cast into them the bodies of the dead among the workers. Hence the term “Potters Field". Q. How many men were em- ployed in building the great pyra- mid? How were the stones carried to the top? A. In the building of the Great Pyramid one hundred thousand men were employed for twenty years, according to the narration of Hero- dotus. A theory has been advanced that the great masses of stones were piled either by a system of inclined planes or by the use of combina- tion pulleys. Q. Is the moon nearer the earth | than Mars? A, Yes. Q. How old is Ernest Torrence? What is his weight and height? A. He is fifty years old. weighs 200 pounds and I8 six three inches tall. Q. What is in the interior of the earth? A. The interior of the earth is practically inaccessible, in spite of scientific efforts to penetrate it. Borings have gone scarcely more than a mile into the interlor. As- tronomers have determined that the density of the whole earth is about five and one-half times that of water. The surface rocks of the He feet _| the whole earth. earth are only from two and a halt to three and a quarter times the density of water. The surface or “skin” of the earth, ~therefore, is much lighter than the "average of ‘Within the un- known Interior, it is believed there is different and much heavier ma- terial. From the study of tides and the configuration of the earth, scientists-have determined that the material in the earth's core must be as rigid as steel . Q. Where is Mount Sinai? A. It is located in the Sinai peninsula, between Egypt and the Holy Land, and was the principal stopping place of the’Hebrews dur- ing the forty years wandering in the winderness. Q. What relation is my mother's first cousin to me? A. Your first cousin once re- moved. Q. How many stories the Woolworth Building York City? A. Sixty stories. Q. For how many years did James M. Cox serve as governor of Ohio? A. From 1912 to 1914, and 1916 to 1920. 25 Years Ago Today Sewage will be turned into the sewer beds next summer, That from the Piper Brook line will be first. This will be done by laying a storm water sewer through Hartford ave- nue, East Main street, and Main street as far south as the railroad crossing. This will take away the flow from the Lock Shop pond, which is quite heavy. A mock special town meeting will be held at the Y. M. C, A. on De- cember 15 to “authorize a new town farm, consider the feasibility of a new town building, vote $1,000 for the hospital, appoint a committee on consolidation of town and city, appropriate $1500 to widen the street crossing Curtis street, and spend $1,000 for &chool supplies.” The call is signed by E. W. Christ, B. M. Parker, W. J. Geary, and E. D. Goodwin. The joint committes has prepared a report on extension of the fire district limits fo include the sec- tion between = Summer street and Hartford avenue. A hearing will he held tonight on the petition of William Munroe for | the extension of Columbia street to Kensington street. A mecting of the Bible class of the M E. church was held last evening at the home of C. L. Barnes on Chestnut street. Wrestling tonight at the Casino. At a special meeting of the stock- holders of the Sovercigns Trading Co. Jast night Andrew Trumbull was elected treasurer to fill the vacancy caused by the death of the former incumbent. Thon Powell was clected to the ¥ d of directors to suceeed Mr. Turnbull. Grand introduetory sale of Rar- rios diamonds. Come see how they sparkle. Pri $1.50 to $4.50, D. McMillan, 201-203 Main street high s in New PARIS HOSPITAL FACILITIES Paris, Dee. 7 (M—Iour new hos- pitals and 6,000 new heds will he provided for Paris throush a build- ing plan approved by the ministry of public works and the city of Paris. Work will start in the spring. The plan includes the re. construction of four old hoapitals, the suppression of a fitth and the establishment of first ald atations in. stead of hospitals in the center of Paris. The four new hobpitals will be finished in 18 montha SAYS HEIRESS IS WORKING N SHoOP N Y. Paper Avers She [ Wealthy Englishwoman New York, Dec. 5.—{M—The New York American in a copyright story today says Lady Doria Lois Hope, one of England’s wealthiest pros- pective heiresses, has been working in a Fifth avenue department store as a $25 a week salesgirl. After only a week behind the counter, however, her identity was discovered by a customer and she fled to Washington to the home of Mrs, Frederick Brooke, a friend. Lady Doria, who is only 20, came to the United States on October 7 with her brother and Miss Lenonora Highet, a friend. After a visit at the Brooke's summer home at Buzzard's Bay, the brother returned to resume. his studies at Cambridge and the two girls came to New York to have a go at earning their own living. Reat Apartment They rented a small apartment in Greenwich Village and Lady Doria,. as Miss Hope, obtained a position as salesgirl and Miss Highet one with an interior decorator, Lady Doria,” acording to her fellow clerks, was making good at her job and had ex- pressed the ambition of becoming & model in the cloak and suit depart. ment when one day a lady stepped up to her counter and said, “Good morning, Lady Doria.” Tearing the wrath of her father, Lord Francis Hope, should her escapade become generally known, she resigned her position. Lady Doria, when she is 21, will come into a large fortune inherited from her late grandfather, one of the richest men in England. Davis Heads G. 0. P, In Philadelphia Philadelphia, Dee. 5 (M—Harry C. Davis, who resigned as director ef the depart: of public safety be- cause of cr sm of his department by the .special grand jury finvesti- gating police corruption yesterday was elected executive director of the republican city committee. Davis returns to the place he va- cated when he hecame director of public safety last January and sucs ceeds his son, Robert L. Davis. DIES AT SFA New York, Dec. 5 (P—The death at sea of Thomas B. Wells, nephew of Thomas B. Wells, publigher of Marper's magazine, was learned vesterday when the liner Tle De France arrived from France. Wells, returning from a tour ot South Africa with his bride, died from malaria Monday. enough? ahead. that fundamental steps and variations in dance, or want to improve your danc Why miss the fun? 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