New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 26, 1928, Page 6

'New Britain Herald MERALL PUBLISHING COMPANY _ Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Hersld Bidg.. 61 Church Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES $8.00 & Year 3200 Thres Monthe 5c. 8 Month Entered at the Post Office at New Britain TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 25 Editorial Rooms The enly profitable advertising mediun in the City. Circulat Looks and prese room slwuys open to adiertisers {will term. history is belng made. in | no small measure by those living to- day, and those who have lived and | contributed to the stage of lite dur- |ing the past few decades. If there is ogg fault to find more than any |other it ia that current events of {importance ‘are not thoroughly | enough dissected and discussed by citizens as a whole. Suspension of the | public press for a month, as the clergyman suggests, certainly would not accelerate this desideratum. MORE CANADIAN JUSTICE A friend of this newspaper in Chatham, Ontario, sent us a copy of the local paper containing the story Member of the Assaciated Press The Associated Press is exclusively en titled to ¢ use fur re-publication «f all news ciedited to it or not otherwis | credited in this paper and also local news published therein. | | Member Audit Bureau of Circalution | The A. B. C. 1s & nativnal organization ' which furnishes newspapers and sdver tisers with a strictly honest anaiyeis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are | based upon thie audit. This insures pro- | tection sgainst fraud In Dew tribution figures to both national local advertiscrs. The Herald fs on sale daily ia_New ewsstand, Times Square; Schults's 1ds, Entrance ‘Grand Central, 42nd Street. A VICTORY AG! Few thought the New NST OF able football | Britain high | players of the would trim their rivals ing this year. The odds, if given, scem to been neighborhood of 4 to 1 against them. Obviously, the local boys themselves long stand- | ny were the have in did not share this fecling of ne ‘mism; that would bave bren fatal to Isuccess. They fook to the iconfident of victory, as every eleven worth its salt docs - down. But the general not over-confident. They that the Iceal boys were co lighter than their adver: there was the drawback of forced to play in encmy territory and listen to the gibes of the Hartford ‘yooters packing the stands. It looked Thopeless to many of us. Yet how gloriously did the lads from the wiclnity of F'ranklin Square do their stutf! Such a victory was scarccly ever won by the eleven of the school. | We. looked at a piece of the goal post Baturday evening, and though it will not be framed on account of Yts cumberson it will be put ‘Where every glanc years will remind day. This victory was that it ought to melt even the oppo- sition of the mayor against construct. ing the much mooted addition to the high school. A student body with | such a team is entitled to room without further quibbling. ridiron fore the show- public was Tad read iderably avies; and being siz in the future of the glorious 80 outstanding more MENTAL LAXITY | To justity an opinion being cabled across the Atlantic, even by the Rev. Sidney Arthur Alexander, canon of Bt. Paul's Cathedral, london, it must be particularly striking. Even press associations, with all their nearly unlimited resources, do not pnap at platitudes at considerably Snore than two bits a word cable tolls. | The exalted cloric gave It as Dis ica opinion that the reading of modern | rest- | newspapers ‘“induces chronic Jessness and destroys the power of concentration.” Memory suggests to that this, in substance, flaimed before. But it was so many years past that the idea today im- Yparts a polish of freshness. Apyway. ‘ With the clergyman enunciating it, with the certainty that to millions it fwill be brand new, it is certain to en- Yist considerable of that pro and con us, howeves, as been {under a large two armed robbers in | | seems to be to three-column hesd- ing of how that town got a taste of Canadian justice. Here is the heading: “Armed Robbers are Sentenced Twenty Hours After They Had Held Up Druggist in Chatham.” The sub-heads inform us that the unfortunate pair were sen- tenced to 15 mprisonment and ten lashes each. In the news story was this para- = ph: “You fifteen years in muglstrate. dockt “And lashes will each spend Kingston,” said the The men in the heaved a sigh of relief. in addition to that ten cach,” continued the magistrate. Both men appeared 10 wince as they heard the last fow words of the court. It appears that the armed robbers did not shoot the druggist, nor did they fire even a shot. The druggist. | believing in safety first when i a, Iy held up hi hands and let them take whatever callers appe quic on hand. Then, when they | t, hic called up the police. Imme- diately every available cop in town, lided by provincial police, rallroad detectives and posses of citizens be- | gan looking tor t in their speedy capture before they could leave the town, The next day they were arraigned before the po- lice magistrate, given their choice of a trial by jury at the nest assizes or immediate trial Lefore the magis- trate, As is they chose the latter. The evidence was quickly pro- vided, and in summing prosecutor—called the crown attor- uey in Canada- aid: e bandits, resulting usual, “Robhery while armed is a very serious offense. 1 believe that these men should be given ‘ntences. People of this Kind must realize that they can- not stagg hold ups in this coun- try and get with light sen- tences, As far as 1 am concern- ol you can give them the limit.” severe “The limit' get is what they usually the gen 1 effeet discourage gunmen from Detroit and Buffalo from com- mitting suicide by crossing the line into Canada in order to ply their | trade. The mistake that these two gunmen made was that they, native adians, did not know enough to | jump on a train and travel the 60 0dd miles into Michigan before going into the hold-up business. Insanity pleas in Canada are not necessary at trials: Tt is prima facie evidence of insanity when crooks ply thelr trade in that part of North Amer- in Canada; Ca 1t may be added as a chaser that the 15 years meted out means 15 years, and not four, with something dditional off for “good while in prison, MAN'S EFFORT TO KEEP STEP WITH NATURE The more we see of manmade con- traptions to conquer natural limita- tions the higher we regard Nature. Some of our greatest accomplish- | ments were provided by an all-benef- which makes life ineresting. There may be this “chronic rest- lessness” abroad in the nations and it may “destroy the power of con- ‘centration.” But it is rather unfair to blame it upon the Mhis chronic restlc Wlmost everywhere since the war, in | Bections of the 1 world | 'where circulate minimum of quantity, as well the centers of populations, Ther little evidence that the in an isolated portion of some state ®nd doing a minimum newspapers s i found civiliz newpupers at a s in is citizen living | newspaper reading, is mor conee trated Perhaps his daily the person in the city who makes a Bible out of his nowspaper. +Columns eould be subject, it could br extended likely to 1 - about somcthing—except employment—than | written on the taken as a text for an lectur or the 1u T t w wentals of a book. For our at : we cannot go into the mat- ot tiesis as a whole as to di K in B length ex ng 4 tunch tn a philosophi r as concentration upon the p to a theol with nees our may not sem as important to outpourings of philosophy, 1o as cencentration up- on the writings on theology; but what is going on in the world, in the nation, and in the state an munity certainlp is food for 1ho and need not hetoken mental to know Paul's himself surely mit he considers the the Kellogg pact or the hectic dis- mgreements over axity bhout. e canon of St will not ad- discussion of naval armaments of no purpose and a bar toward con eentraffon 1upon the higher things of lire? What people 50 years from now icent nature ages before the human race had progressed beyond the stone age. Even yet we are so far behind nature that of some its everyday manifestations are vainly awaiting reproduction by the manifold min- ions of our scientific There is the science of flying, for the ance. 1t is a bromide to refer to fact that birds developed flying ag way in the first place or they we animals that evolved wings after be- ind animals; but in either case, got there; that ¢ they . they are better ani- mals an fly than man an with his mach Man has expended much energy in machines that can sink water; and when all is v are far less at home there or other fish hscribes to the than whalc Either one notion that fish e constructed in the tirst place to t they evolved from animals that originally fit into their clement, or t forccd to hug the shore. But in vither ¢ no submarine or other en constructed— or per. i I be—that <o splendidly fits into the ry element. Scientists have been w working for crations upon ways to conserve one ¢ would light he r but and h 1=ibl They these ithout co sup) of cnergy have made some stride + infinitesimal comparecd with the Whether lowly glow strides of nature hefore them. we take for exdmples the worm, with its illumina- tion apparatus always at its ser mighty surface of billions of tons of ene 1 within a time that seientists are able to compute to a nicety, the result in up the ! behavior” ! s ago. Bither they were built that | | either case defies analysis. The glow | doesn't take any polish off the argu- | worm never fails to shed its light 'ment that those who would like to light energy comes sce what other stations are provid- ave the opportunity to and where the !trom nobody really knows man cannot duplicate it. And in the do so without runniug into the same case of the glorious sun, scientists ' chain program every few minutes. have about given up the idea that it Trustificd methods may have an ad- will burn itself up very readily. The | vantage, but it is not an unalloyed latest word is that every day the ! ble: ng for the folk at the dials. surface of the sun obtains quite as . niuch combustionable elements from | | space as it €ats up. To compute when | lit will grow cold or dark is like [ trying to compute the end of time or ] scramble the imagination with the | connotation of Eternit Even in a fleld where the human ,mind seems to have a fairer show, | | that of economics, we can learn from animals. “Go to the ant, thou slug- consider and be said King Solomon; of specch. 1t is . 2ts and Fancies Comforting thought. There's on!y‘ one place in the hereafter where ! |traffic requires the assistance of | | cops. An Oriental says: “Peace with vou” and sticks a knife through vour ribs; an American says: “Hey, there,” and takes your good will for ranted. ! gar her ways ! wise, | was not a figure common to emphasize that the mi lenium in man’s mode of habitation 'has not yet been reached; and this |also is no | human society, efficiency cqualled that ages ago evolved by {the unthinking ants, the busy little |bees. Even In matters of sunitation | and hygiene many of the lowly ani- ! duc You just remove the tooth ! mals by instinet keep themselves far | from the jaw bone and it will last healthier than all his | for conturies. ! | and this | Funny world! The law punishes lone who uses a bomb to cause suf- tering. and does nothing te the one | who deposits wads of gum under- " 1oot. figure of specch. What therefore, has for | Speaking of peace advocates. you can advocate road courtesy more cifactively if you drive a five-ton | truck. and general well-being isn't difficult to prevent tooth man with medicalJore, his leaning to modern conveniences, and his bath tubs. The more we learn about medicine the {more discases we seem 1o sulter from; most animals, fonly as a with instinet | overcat. | guide, rarely { Nature keeps them fairly hungry | and healthy. | A fever Blister. as every girl | i Down at Johns Hopkins a suvant ... thing that appears in the morning it one has an important date at night, i | has come to the conclusion that mian ablc to b could do wonders if he were j snatch the seeret of the whale to his | own u How he asks, dispose of the carbon dioxide “Ilow much is he worth?” people sk, But a more intelligent question would be: “How much is he worth without his money 2" does the whale, | which he generates in his blood dur {ing his long periods under water? T might be worse. After huilding A §10.000 Kitchen and bath room, you can finish the house for $2,000. 1 We are a fu agree on that out me chemical adjustment is made lin his body, is the verdict. Tt man beould learn the sccret—that brings | us back to the learned the sceret without the aid of scientists. The whale consumes his {own poisons, or disposes of them in cattered people, and nothing except the idea it's nice to get a living with- arning it | Throwing out a ause a fly fell in a mere fly couldn’t liguor any worse. Americanism: “up of coffee b it; assuming t make the a manner that {8 a mystery to man- | kind. That's it that Mother Nature in solving. This is an age of machincry. But | Mother Nature must beneficent manner when & just another mystery had no trouble The South is split, but it remains to be whether it will use the word “Yankee” without the prefix. smile in her seen 1e looks at' Tt faith in the country that upholds a bull market, but faith that some sucker will pay more to- morrow. man’s puny machinery designed o) ) more accurate compete with her machine, scheme of things that reaches all the from the furthermost Jatomical spheres within the palm of our hands. way star to the dancing | Penitentiaries aren’t perfect, even The poor prisoners must at times use erude and primitive wea- | pons to Kill their guards. = THI: RADIO RODEO The struggle of radio broadcasting stations for “better treatment” in Washington as to the allocation of wave lengths will become morsel for the next Congress. There is @ belief current down on the Potomac that the Radio Commis- sion, when it dics a natural death next spring, will not be revived, and that the entire radio regulation busi- I ness will return to the Department of Commerce. That will mean, too, that | politicians will have their noses on the radio grindstone, endeavoring to | {help their local stations ~according to the log-rolling method. When tary of commerce, was boss of rad control it was thought by sundry | There's always a bright side, and politicians in the capital that the the prevalence of divorce proves | ¢ i : that boarding house life isn't what | iob was giving him too much of & = T | hold on public affection, and that 'this would help him to snare the Republican nomination dent. No less a politician than Sena- tor Watson of Indiana, himself a | candidate for the nomination at that | time, made quite a hullabaloo about !the “powers of the commerce sccre- * and the astute Hoosier was a Cleader in advocating the formation 'of the Radio Commission. The scn- ator's object, of course, was to put | radio control where it couldn’t help | a sorry imist reflects bitterly that ntive to scratching winter woolens are about as effective as summer mosquitoes. People had sex appeal in the old days, 100, but the neighbors said they were just full of the devil. If you can quote him to support your argument, and he has no title Ito indicate that his opinion is au- thoritative, he is a savant. Herbert Hoover, secr Note to Mussolin! The volcano shows you whit happens when a little crust at the top tries to hold things down. for presi- Correct this sentence: your home for a week,” said the | tagent, “and if you don't like it, T won't think vou under the slightest obligation.” Copyright 1 25 Vea “Use it in 28, Publishers Syndicate rs Ag-o_T oday | rival for the presidential nomina- | | M. . Hannon has against the ci | the High schoot their foothall bronght He toys vietory suit claims that celebrating over Meriden ‘ilon—lhv Indiana senator actually considering himself as a rival. Fundamentally ~the There number of wave situation is simple: are a limited only ¢ . bonfire in front of the South church. The city is alleged 1o h given permission for the bontire to be built, and it ds charged that the officials did not cxercise sufficient care o see valmable articles like the ot burned. The Corbin interests in this city lave b t the interest of E. A. Du in the Burdick-Du Blois Mg cash register business, The ry service was held a First church yesterda the companies attending. Rev, Dr. u Hall knocked violators Jaw in his sermon. The quartét sang the Old Camp Ground A barn on the St. Mary stroyed by fir but the firemen About night tarted Maple A Christm. i lengths and there are more than 600 Droadeasting stations in this countr; think . The big boys, of course, they own the air; the little boys assert indignantly that \ they have some rights. If all the big Hows were originators of programs, ol be more logic but too many of them 1 owever, there would "' on their side; pre w wave fer to plug in on chain prog wat is the use of having cle for the ared powerful “stations if they are to be hooked up on chain ram? It ir that such stations KDKA powerful headline blasti | gram, nting on tedly on WEAF, other occurs repe . : -cet owned by ition was de- iturday afternoo the threat- Bee factor was done last heated furnace vles' home on and sundry stations are all saved forth the same chain pro- aving the dial artists sick at when tion. Then a heart he discovers the situa horde of small local strec story for children hy also plug Decomber num- in on the chain rams, the 3 giving dial twister less of a chance aricty the but not for v will not Iiritain won, property and <o the d riously. give but course, chain programs usually, always, are of high quality. 1t is « fiance isier and cheaper (1o provide an attraction the cost of | 7 stations than ' General Tonth Passes attraction for A Rentloss N the highest A 2 | which is spread over to provide the same ight nerat man- only one station: ind type of attractions are nearly pro- iln»fum T was called took his wagon and burned it in the | And Who Knows the Answer (o This One? Turkeys alive have just two wings, we know, For once saw one, But there's nothing but wings when they've roasted the things And it's ALWAYS our luck to draw one! in our travels we ‘With the Chickens! City Visitor: “Do you folks go to Led early in the country?” Farmer Hepner: ‘I'll say we do. why, we're in bed before your morning papers are out!” JURY DUTY! By Wilfred A. Roose It was just my luck to receive a summons to serve on the jury in | the trial of the murder case. Summoning all-my excuses togeth- er T went before the Judge. 1 would get off the list some way. Just one of my friends told me, ‘Say, they have choscn one of the prettiest women in town on that jur: Right then my excuses were for- gotten. A pretty one, eh? And sometimes the juries on murder cases were held over a week! If they have a pretty woman on the jury it won't be so bad! I believe I'll do my best to qualify. So when my name was called my excuses were gone, and after a long examination 1 was accepted and told to go into the jury réom. My heart beating high with an- ation of meeting the pretty one, 1 entered the jury room. If T ever mest the friend who told me ahout the pretty one!!!! It was my wife! And the darn trial days! lasted four I'rarkly Speaking! Somers: “1 sleep best on a hair mattress. What do you slecp best on & Robbins: “On the job!" lizabeth Fisher This Wa Bernice know Bob Peard him s the San Luis ¢ ld Make Thornton Wilder! (to Lloyd): “Why, 1 is awfully scientific. 1 v he'd just discovered or something!" A HEAP O’ PAYIY (With due apologies to everybedy) By Jawes D. Donaldson It may take a heap o' livin' house t' make it home, But it tokes a heap 0 courage when th' bill collectors roam, An' it takes a lot o' gumption an’ a most courageous heart answer t' th' doorbell when th’ casy payments siart Fer it takes a heap o' payin’ till th* things become yer own, An’ it keeps yer pockets empty. Yes, it makes a feller moan At th’ number o installments—'bout a thousan’, more or less— An’ he wishes he was back again t' single blessedness. There's th' payment on tl¥ washer an’ th* payment on th' flivver, An’ it's pay upon th' furnace 'less ye want t’ freeze an' shiver. Comes a feller t* the door with a sassy sort o stare, Ye may know it's not fer charity that he’s awaitin’ ther He only wants some money—a five or ten will do— Fer th’ patent vacuum cleaner that ve bought in Or else it's fer th' easy chair, th® phonograph or rugs, An' it ye make excuses scowls an’ shrugs. Ye ¢'n buy a baby buggy or a five- tube radio, Ye c¢'n buy most anything ye wish for a dollar down or so, But ye've got t' keep on payin’ in a most persistent way Until ye'll sometimes wonder there’ll ever come a day, ra he ugly i QUEATIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or informatien by writing to the Questic> Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 1323 New York avenne, Washington. D. C,, encioiing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can es- tended research be undertaken. Al other questionr will reccive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- Adentlal.—Tiditor. Q. radio broadcasting: station world? A. According to the best avail- able information it is located at Zeesben, Germany, about 20 miles from Berlin. It was opened Decem- ber 20, 1927, and transmits on a wave length of 1,250 meters and 120,000 watts power. Q. On what date Sunday fall in 19307 A, April 20, Q. When was the Absccon light- house built? A, In 1857 Q. What is the meaning of the name Schiffmacher? A. It is a German name mean- ing “ship-builder.” Q. In what seasons change their shells? A. Crabs do not change their shells at fixed intervals or scasons, bhut according to the exigencies of their growth, the change being made with great frequency when they are very young, but rarcly in advanced | age. Q. Who is Governor General of the Philippine Islands? A. Henry L. Stimson. Q. What proportion must an article contain marked “Sterling?" ~ A. Steriing is taken from the standard fixed for British silver coins, 925 parts silver to 75 par copper. Q. Who is the autlior of the adage ‘A little learning is a danger- ous thing,” and where did it appear tirst? A. ticism,” by verse reads: Where is the most powerful in the will Easter do crabs silver | to bt of iy on (ri- Pope. The Tt is found in “E Alexander Trust not your self; hut your de- 1 to know Make use of every friend and | foe; | A little learning is a dangcrous | thing, Drink deep, or taste not the Picr- ian spring: | There shallow thoughts intoxicate | the brain, And drinking largely again sohers us Q. How did the word machiavel- lian come to signify crafty A. Machiavelli, a famous Italian statesman and scholar, who lived iu | Florence, 1467-1527, had a reputa- tion for duplicity in politics, and his name has been expanded inwo an adjective meaning cre Q. How far is it by New York city to San F A, It is 3,180 miles. Q. Who was the first wife of Douglas Fairbanks and when did L marry Mary Pickford? A. His first wife was Anna Betty Sully. He married Mary Dickford, March 28, 1920. Q. How much coal was exported from the United States in 19272 What was the principal market to which it was shipped? A. Bituminous and anthracite coal exported from the United in 1927 amounted to 10,012,000 3,326,000 short tons respectively. Canada was the leading market for anthracite, and bituminous was shipped to France, Italy, Mexico, Central America, Cuba, Brazil, Ar- from | Atlanta countries. Canada was the principal purchaser. Q. Why do dogs turn around be- fore lying down? A. When the ancestors of our domestic dog were wild they alept in the woods or the open. When i{they were ready to Mle down, they first had to trample the grass to make a place fo lie down. This be- came a habit and is one of the in- stincts which have been transmitted to domesticated dogs. Q. What is the total value of gold coined, from the establishment of the United States mints to the present time? A. Up to the close of business December 31, 1926, it amounted to $4.040,943,477.50. Q. 'What are “trap nests"? A. They are laying nests, so ar- ranged that after a hen enters she is confined until released by an :t- tendant. The use of trap nests is es- egg production and exhibition, where pedigree records are used in selecting either the males or fe- males, and has a plac in mass selec- tion for increasing the egg produc- tion. Trap nests are of value in weeding out poor layers, and in- creasing the average egg yield of a tlock by selection and breeding, but are not genvral]y used on account of the large amount of labor required to operate them. Observations On The Weather Washington, Nov. 26.—Torec for Southern New England: Most cloudy with slowly rising tempera- ture tonight and_ Tuesday; fresh northwest and north winds, possibly strong at times on the southeast | coas Forecast for Fastern New York: Mostly cloudy tonight and Tuesda; probably snow flurrieé in north portion; rising temperature Tues- day and in soufh portion Tuesday fresh westerly winds possibly strong at tymes. Conditions: ~ Pressure 18 relative- Iy low this morning over the upper lake region the northwestern and ecastern New England districts and along the Canadian northwest bor- der. A large area of high pressure, central over the south central Mis- sissippi valley region, is dominating most of the country and tempera- tures are considerably below the ormals from the plains states east- ward to the Atlantic coast. Snow flurries continue in portions of the lower lake region, upper New York state and northern New England. Killing frosts were reported from portions of the southern states. Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather with slowly rising temperature, Temperatures yesterday: Iligh 414 Atlantic City . Doston Duffale ... Cincinnati Denve Detroi® Duluth Hatteras ... Nansas City Los Angeles Miami sential in breeding poultry for both Minneapolis ... New Haven New Orleans . New York Northfield, vt. Nantucket Norfolk, Va. . Portland, Me. St. Louis .. Washington .. . LIKES THE ARNY Sergeant Out of It for Only & Few Hours, Albany, N. Y., Nov. 26.—(UP)— ¥ After 16 years in the United States army, Sergeant Boyce F. Kirby, now in the recruiting service, was.a civilian. But only for a few hours, His enlistment expired at midnight [but by noon of the next day he was back on the job as right hand man of Col. Raymond Sheldon. “Leave the army? Nothing deing, Kirby said. *“I'm satisfled right where I am, and I'm here to stay.” Kirby began his ‘services in 1912 at Columbus. 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