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6 New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tssaed Daily (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bidg., 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES 98.00 & Year $2.00 Thres Months 75c. @ Month #» Second Ciass Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office ..... 925 | Editorial Rooms .... 928 The only profitable advertising medium roem always open to advertisers Member of the Associsted Press The Awssociated Press is exclusively en titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or mot otherwise credited in_this paper and aiso local news published therein. I Member Audit Buresa of Cireulation Tue A. B. C. is a national orgenization | which furnishes newspapers and advei- tisers with a strictly honest amalysis of circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon thia audit. This insures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dis- tribution figures to both national and local advertisera The Herald is on daily tn_New York at Hot westand, Tim Schultz's tands, Entrance entral, ¢2od Btreet. Squ Grand C —— e A GREAT BEGINNING The tumult of applause and re- peated demands for encores that characterized the first attraction of the Civic Music Association in this city yesterday spoke eloguently for the success of the venture. It un- questionably was a triumph for the ideals upon which the association stands. Sceptics—and there have been many—who from t} thought that it would be impos to compete culturally with the sis- ter city ten miles up the pike, had an awakening that bodes nothing but good for the future. T tion Wwas 80 supreme among memn- bers of the association that the rep- utation of the Music Association as may satisfac- a provider of the finest of attrac- tions at cne fell swoop has gone many points above par. Oue of life's little ironies | doubtedly came to our own Car-| mela Ponselle, who prior to her ar- rival in the city did not know who would be on the program with her. | As is well known, she substituted at this first concert for Nanette Guil- ford, the sensational operatic suc- | cess who will appear here at the second concert instead of the first. Carmela found herself on the same platform with Rudolph Ganz, world- famed Swiss pianist—which was something like being on the same | program with Rachmaninoff or Pa- derewski himself. It turned out that Ganz made a tremendous impres- sion. It many not be often that sonz- | birds are confronted with such stage competition on the part of an in- strumentalist, but the Nutmeg girl, after recovering from the first sur- prise of the encounter, acquitted herself splendidly. The final tribute Ganz Paid to the intelligence of the local | audience will be a morsel of pride | for many a day.-On his program he had one of the greatest of Becthoven | sonatas, the tremendous Appassion- | ata. This, he explained later, is usu- | ally too vast a composition for the | small cities, but in New Britain it | was the most admired’ number on the program. Playing for such an | appreciative audience it was natu | that the artist enjoyed giving the finest possible ation. That | it took the audience “by storm” is a splendid tribute to the city's dis- | un- | which interpre cerning music lovers, who certain- ly showed conclusively that they know their art more than cursorily | well. It also was a tribute to the depth and umapproachable grandeur of Beethoven, a master whose genius continues to touch our hearts even during an age supposed to be super- ficial and supe There may be som:« the world, but they “vident among the ophisticated people were such in not Io music s of this city THE RIFT IN THE The tions has new allocation of ra had a day to show fts mettle and this short time is too slight to indicale value te the public. It its complete will ut week of dial tu and a con son of avern to reach ing conclusion Be that as it r suit in a WGY, tric compan ragio #taz, terest Charles £ 500,0 prived of WGY federa owned by v. holds the ¢ 1 s of particu Hug 0 radio st ow enforced great KGO in Oukln of the injunction course, is to loave on the same wave regardloss of interf n't doin nd; but so t til the court case WGY only air accordir g to the C location plan. and this only p. m. on But the thing General tfrom 10 prine zalling to Electric Company points out that the Schencetad tion has been long established ¢ is entitled to more consideration, especially when many a minor sta- tion has been accorded better treat- ment. . it 8 ATy The Radio Commission has*had a most difficult problem before it. what witlf & surplus of radio stations and a_paucity ofywave| lengths-for distribution. Tt conid nbt suit every body, realized this from the sta Bateréd 3t the Post Gffics st New Eritain | T (0Jinotiohidction of ‘WG, how- ever, may have farfetched influence {upon the future of radio control. It. the Commission. loses the suit there is a strong possibility in the background that the control of merce Department by an indignant €ongress. Yet Congress from tHe first has done its best to muddle the sit- radio ‘and politics do not mix. THE The. post-election Smith tomorrow night is something new under the sun. Defeated presi- dential candidates usually have nothing more to say after they get congratulating the POS’ LECTION SPEECH speech of through winne and laconically expressing the hope he will have a successful adminis- tration. But Al is different, He has something of importance to tell the | nation, especially the Democrats who gave him such a huge popular vote, regardless of the unfortunate ! results in the electoral college. Al | i officers, | 489,500 men, the army of employed. The proposed pension s $7.50 a week, which ‘turned Into English money will look much larger than it does to Ameri- can eyes. But this new scheme would cost the government $1,200,000,000 a year at the start, rising to $2,000 000,000 & year in 1936. This, too, when put . ‘IMB English shillings will look vast- ly bigger than it does to American eyes. The plan of the Conservatives is is sure to receive the support of the | Liberal and Labor parties; that | means, it is & foregfne conclusion | ! radio might be returned to the Com- | that England will ada this scheme | in the City. Circulation Looks and press to its other socialistic ventures. Al- {ready in England. there are at least 115,000,000 persons protected by the | uation by the exercise of political | €overnmént fgom ill-health, acci- | | motives in its law-making. 1t is as dent, unemployment, old age, and | clear as static on a bad night that state life insurance. Only a short |time ago widows between 65 and 70 ‘were put on the government pay roll Ifor old age pensions amounting to 50 a week each for the remainder |of their lives, these already ‘totalling | 450,000 . such persons. War pensions also draw heavily upon the government funds. One out (of every 26 persons in England is drawing a war pension, total of 1,665,000 individuals re. [celving such funds. A curious phase of this situation is that 25,000 are the remainder including 482,000 widows and parents, 186,000 wives, 481,000 chil- dren and 1,100 nurses. It is a miracle of modern state Tt is a matter of common knowl- edge that there has been developed much bitterness among some Demo- crats regarding the result. Especiglly is this true in the New England where Massachusetts and'} Rhode Island after giving all they ' had to the Democratic presidential candidate found that the Solid Bouth cracked under the strain. Democrats | in New England thought, at such a time, the least the Solid South could do was to stay as solid as tvory. It is belicved that Governor Smith will devote the keynote of his speech to a plea for upbuilding the Demo- | cratic party on the foundation of | the huge popular vote in the election. « states, it received “SOCIALISM” IN ENGLAND Parliament in action in England lends interest to the remarkable fs- sues that face the British electorate | and which in the near future are | destined to become the fundamen- | tals in a national election. Recently the Conservative party m England, which. happens to be in power, made a gesture toward that increase in “state’ sociallsm” which it is decmed advisable to grasp in view of the economic difficulties | with which the nation Is wrestling, The Con party approved the principle ‘of state pensions for | all persons more than 65 years of | ervative age. It perhaps would defy the im- | agination of an American to discern | how a party calling itself “conserva- * could adopt such a platform | plank, as we would call it. Exped- | iency governs, however, in politics: | and in a nation where state social- ism is so rapidly taking hold through the, regular parties the Conservative party managers doubtless feel they | must make concessions to the popu- | lar trend in political thought. For years several classes of peo- tive" ple have obtained maintenance at | the hands of the government in Eng chief being and, among these these receiving the “dole” for une ployed persons. Despite the eriti- | cism which has been léveled at’the | system at home and abroad, no oth- er method has heen found to solve the problems incident to British un- employment; lcast of all have Amer- ican critics of the dole system been | able to offer a substitute. The fruth | is that no political party in England | advice of some erit- | ics were followed, advice which in | bald terms is reducable to “let them | conld live.if the The poor law in England is an. | other socialistic measure that geems lestined to rom This law on the statu in permanently up- economics where England gets the money to pay for all its socialistic ventures. And before one ceases to wonder, one is confronted with !lnl historic fact that Great Britain vol- untarily made the most liberal of our debt settlement agreements. To be sure, old John Bull rubs the tax- es on terribly thick; Britishers, look- ing toward America, say it practic- ally is tax free. The way England does it is to “soak the rich” and to *soak those who have it." That, in effect, is the socialistic principle made under- standable. But England does not claim to be enamored with the prin- ciples of Karl Marx; it claims mere- ly to be doing what it must do to muddle along. Rather than yield a disapproving eye one tannot help in- clining 'to marvel how it gets through the morass of post-war dif- ficulties as well as it happens to be doing. This natlon, it must be re- membered, was the only one in Eu- rope whose currency did not flop during post-war inflation. 10 YEARS OF TALK Talk without action seems to have its apotheosis in New Haven. For | 40 years, the eminent Journal-Cour- ier of that city says, i: talk of constructing a new city hall. Two generations ago the present building was regarded as failing to fulfill the civic needs; the building was dubbed ugly, unsanitary, small and nearly unsafe. But for 40 years nothing has been done about it. Now Mayor .Tully has brought forward the suggestion that a bond issue be floated for the construction of a new civic building; more public hearings are suggested, too, in spite of the t that public hearings about it have been held for 40 years. The trouble in New Haven is.that cach generation produces & new crop of “objectors, of economizers who believe it is a waste of money to {let the city make needed capital in- vestment. In vain.is it pointed out that had the city 40 years ago in- vested in a downtown lot the new city hall coiild have been constructed from the proceeds. Disgusted, the Journai-Courier opines that if there is to be another city Tall agitation it be short and sweet, “We want something else to enliven the interests of this news- paper for the next 40 years,” it pet- ulantly postulates. Alas, there are eitizens everywhere who look at things through the wrong end of the binocuiars. MORE ON POPULATION guaran- tees every destitute person the right to food, shelter the sickness benefit for those 1 clothing at the expense of state; and included state out of eruployment through Of course, every modern earcs for its destitute in some inner, but not as definitely uite British all benefits con- sk are but gland srded A man and being out of Denetits receive old age pen- Poor who cannot get t divor an get the signed as unesnployn e aged. Today 1 1,250,- are ont of oyment that vould ma | 1t is signiticant that in the popu- lation vack between Waterbury and New Britain the U. 8. Bureau of the Census has made three estimates re- | | ding New Britain's increased pop- slation sinee 1920, while making no estimates for Waterbury. Here tain is the record for New 1920, 5 68,0 3ri- Population in 6; stimate in 1 sus estin 1927, T1,200; census ese Himate, 1928, 72,800, By the fime the 830 cengus is taken New Britains poputation will have increased over 19 . And this is conserva the 0 figures hy mor post office estinates al 86,00+ We don't know why the census not estiniate the in- city in that population of ¢ t - exceptionally live for this ient, exeept it may b citics are rvic 25 Years Ago Today Platt Shae permit M A. huilding on « & dimensions of the bmidin A0x113 teet and d the imated (5 W fo- for 2 tn ¢ the = e i ostreet wore of the N fire A. Norton department ha Plain making a four storics heen spending the week in Bridgeport installing bem-stitching machines {for the Acheson-Hardon company | of New York. He has been offered & position in Passaic, N. J., and may | g0 there. | Both the Baptist and South church pastorates are vacant at present but committees are working |to secure new.ministers. The Salvattén Army is in healthy | condition despite the fact that littie | |is known about:its local work. There was considerable opposition to the army when it first came here, it being claimed that the band dis- turbed the peace of the city. C. E Steele was among those who took up its cause. A constant patron of the Russwin Lyceum has been a fellow who sits in the gallery and sneezes at every dramatic moment, causing laughter (when there should be tears. Last night, when “Othello” was played, | Special Officer Richardson had his eye on this joker, and as the bed chamber scene was unfolded and |Othello made ready to kill Desde- mona the man pulled out his snuff box and prepared for a big sneceze. But the ofticer grabbed him by the | scruff of the neck and he never took | the snuff, | New Britain | and Meriden will 5 Saturday for the football | hip of the league. | M. C. A. Debating club | will hold its first debate (nmnlrol\'i night. The club has secured H. T. 1 Burr as its critic, \Fects and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN No wonder a sheep is so It's bound in limp leather. silly. Why not false teeth for infants, ;loo? Nature removes teeth so the aged will gum soft rations casy to | | digest. Note to hunters: If it stands on lits hind legs, but has a pipe in its | mouth, it isn’t a squirrel, | The continued existence proves Americans don't go They would have chipped for souvenirs long since. of hell there. it away \ Fundamentalism, in the hinter- land, includes the ancient custom of concluding arguments with fists. If their machine plays idotic rec- ords until midnight, they have been married less than a year or they have a daughter old enough to be courted. t's a good thing the whale swal- !lowed Jonah long ago. In thesc | times he would have been filled with stowaways. Tt would bhe interesting to he: Ananias tell what results he obtain ed from his new-type furnace, r Example of American cultnre: An evening spent in debate to determine whether the famous author is a man cr a woman, Americanism: Keeping the front teeth a-glisten in perfection; letting the back ones decay because they don't show, They say ignorance is the canse of crime, doubtless meaning an edu- cated crook can steal without hreak- ing the law. “Become 4 beauty in 30 days.” Ah, well; one silly enough to believe the ad might actually see the result promised. load- Some They say ) plin's new ing lady never acted before, of the others haven't yet, i'ersonality is the vague thing that enables you 1o carry | | seven packages for the wife without {amusing anybody. If (he prospective bride investi- | | gates the prospective groom, that's feommon senge; if he investigates her, that’s insulting | In the villain | | | The world grows hefter {eld days, nobody but the ing, too, Mrs. ir of shoes Salesman: Mrs i But Mandy w Yo' sho’ Git Anderson “Git up, vo' lazy To lay abed dis time a day needs a beatin'y car ready right away En dribe me to de meetin®. 3 nedo Anderson CYNICAL JAS By Jasper A When Sunday mawnin' ci's As like to sleep till dinn kes me wid a frown: sinneh. o, The lucky woodchuck has But by the bills accumnlating Our winter quarters will be few! American!” "ER? M irtin h, Hypocrite! Hypocrite! And That's Why It's Gray November! The bear has winter guarters wait- | ‘em, American, First And “Last!” want to byy a oun' | von go unless you turn in Dat's what Ah say; Mandy fussin’ all de week, Sunday she pray! Got to de mectin’, heah's what Ah see: Deacon sleep by de fiah; Grandpop Hubbard, eighty-three, Flirtin’ wid de choiah. Bruddah Dennis fol' his han's, Roll his eyes to Heahen; Thinkin® out dess how he stan's, Rollin’ Schea-Eleben! Hypocrite! HYPOCRIT Dat's what Ah say; Shootin’ craps all de week, Sunday he pray! In Memoriam? Smatter wid a club?" “Naw. A tough guy sat jes” when I had me eye Malone: someone use Heydle yer eye, | —Mrs. modern to Leo Bennett Most of the seem to be anxious themselves! playrights SEXPress He Might Have a Big Billt Leonard, who was just seven y old, was on his way to the dentist's. As he was just beginning to read, the stweet car signs interested him greatly. After gpelling through several of the advertisements he came to a sign which read, “No spitting, $500 fine.” Then the little fellow wanted to know what a fine was, 50 his moth- er explained fo him that the sign as there to forhid spitting and that people who did not obey the sign might have to pay a large sun of money. Leonard was very patient while the dentist cleaned ont a cavity and prepared to fill it. But when the dentist told him fo spit ont fthe Llood and debris, he hesi ted, look- ed at his mother a little doubtfully, and asked, “How much will cost2” —C. F. Randolph THE BIG SCOOP! By Heary B Clishy T4 Sholtz was the news reel re- porter for the Vitatone Movie Com- pany. Ed was a hangover from the pre-sputter mov Back in thosc he had heen the star news 16 anything happened that would tickle the eyes of Mr. and Mrs, General Publiv, d was the hoy that got the piciure, but the talkies were different, and Ed was gradually losing out. The other reporters nad already started a whispering eampiian against him! . in the full of time, the chief called our hero up on the irpet. * he hiz Muzwamp said, “I hnt will have to me hot s sorry, we neat fow d was downcast. He market place and th thing happencd — he got the big idea. auick trip to Enp 4 news reel of the hisfi6ras. it saved 11 on more Ed the sta news reeler stuff in the Our liero Baunted the country side. until one dx He made a Jand and made Prince falline « him his Kholtz vwecime a1 was so inferesting or could tell a smooth and convincing | lie. Any other businéss would need re- I hef, as farming does, if it couldn’t | have a successtul year without an- other mortgage. Tmagine increased production ruining Ford. It you think vou thinl ing for a month and then see if you can offcr so many glib opinions on | current questions. I Correct th her the those senfence she bt wishes to addrest ROSSID, she qnuit read- yout that you ask? The 1 rinee hias heen doing that for cen- Tt e vas dusting off his [\ es i recorded Prince said as h clothes | Capyright 1928, Publishers Syndicate Ob:e rvations Oa The Weather Washi tor — I orecast nd: Light ; Tuesday gen- chai in 1o zlon. Nov. 1 Sonthern New Engl rain to not now or ig Horthwes Fore: Light r now in md proba generally temperature; shifting wind northwest fomeht Conditions. 1 clear weaths tricts exce rain ot atternoon Tuesday much change in to (resh trong tonizht o o moderat ccomiing zenerally n o all region snow nd ropre here have tions. In ing the tem- small amor at zland ti oconrred New Ef perature et dis- | | southwes | eandidates of nis party. that | SPonsible to the people who voted receive a unanimous election, I me a haircut.” Barber (anxious to get rid of him): “Sor sir, but you're b.ld.” “Then gimme a shave.” Sorry, sir, you have no Shealey wash m: hashn't 1 (triumphantly): “Then face. I'sh got a face, —Leonard Bernadot. (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an’answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questiez Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., encloting two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questiont will recelve a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con. fidential.—Tditor. Q. Can a Japanese subject be naturalized in the United States? A. No. Q. Who is the greatest woman tennis player in the world? How old is she A. Helen Wills holds practically every woman's title of any import- ance in the tennis world. She f{s twenty-one years old. Q. What countries are referred to when one speaks of “The East” and “The West"? A. Generally the term “the East” is applied to lands east of the Medi- nean, or the region east of Palestine, or else to the countries of rmn as Afghanistan, r, Arabia and Tur- 1" includes countries west of Asia and the Turkish domin- ions. Q. What percentage of motor ve- hicles registered in the world are in Q. What are communism and socialism? A. Communism is a theory of government and social order in which property and the instruments of production areheld as a conmon trust, and profits arising from all labor is devoted to the general good. Bocialism is a state of soclety based on public or collective ownership of the main instruments of wealth pro- duction and on democratic manage- ment of the industriea by the com- munity for thd benefit of its mem- bers. Q. How many National failures were there last year? A. One hundred and thirty-five National Banks, with an aggregate capital of §8,257,000, were placed in charge of receivers during the year ending October 31, 1927, Q. Cana person who entered this country fllegally seven years 2g0 be deported? Would fus serving | in the United States Army have any bearing on the case? A. Under the present construc- tion of the immigration statutes, an alien who entered this country can not be deported if he has resided continuously in this country for five vears, unless during that time he | has been twice convicted of & crime | involving moral turpitude, for which he was sentenced to a term of more than one year. In the case of desert- | ing seamen who entered this country illegally, the courts have held that they cannot be deported after resid- | ing here thres years, except for two | convictions of crime as above stat- ed. lp any case, however, the alien must remain in the United States; it he goes outside the limits of the United States, no matter for how short a time, he must enter again subject to all the immigration laws, Joining the army or navy will not legalize the standing of a person who entered this country illegally. Gets 30 Encores In Opera Debut Bank the United States? A., There are 29,505,475 motor vehidles registered in the world of 315 are in the United ceording to 1927 figures. as Syria ever a province of A. At different times it has been under Turkish control and before 1920 it was a province of Turkey-in- Asia, but never has been a Grecian provincs. It is now under French mandato. Q. What is the Jewish popula- tion of the world and of the United States? A. The Jewish population for Continental United States is ap- proximately 3,600,500, The estimated | Jewish population of the world is ahout 14,600,000, Q. Tsa presidential elector bound by law to voto for the candidate of the party that elected him? A. Public opinion and not law compels an elecfor fo vote for the He is re- for him as an elector to stand by the candidates of the party, but in reality he is free to cast his ballot for anyone. Tn 1829 in the election of James Monroc, one New Hamp- shire elector, unwilling that anyone except George Washington should cast 1is vote against Monroe. Monroe re- ceived all the electoral votes except that one, How many persons were Kill- ed playing football last season? A. Seventcen persons were killed n the 1927 season. Q. What are the avcas of the following deserts: Suhara, the Great American, Gobi and Atacama? A. The estimated ea of the Sa- hara is 3,500,000 square miles; Great American desert, 550,000 square miles; Gobi Desert 300,000 square miles; and the Atacama dcs- NEA Chicago Bureau The name of Miss Marion Claire of Lake Bluff, T, 24-year-old lyric so- prano, has been added to those who have become famous overnight in operatic debuts. She scored a suc- cess with the Chicago Civie Opera Company the other night as Mimi in “La Boheme.” Miss Claire recetved 30 curtain calls. Or don't you go to dances because enough? ahead. that fundamental steps and variations in dance, or want to fmprove your danci out the coupon below and send for it. 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Way Co., 230 Westover Ar- cade, Kansas City, Mo., will mall postpaid, a full $1 treatment of Ru- dolph’s Prostatls for 10 cents te cover cost of malling. Use it, and if satisfied pay only $1, otherwise they take the loss. You risk noth- ing. Write today.—advt. —_—aree—ear ARE YOU A WALLFLOWER? you can't dance, or can’t dance well Why miss the fun? The season of parties and dances lies just & new bulletin on HOW TO DANCE the all the latext dances. 1f you don't ng. this bulletin will help you. Fill SRATRET) TO DANCE, and enclose herewith . postage stamps, or coln, to uo\er' | - Aunt Eppie Hogg, the Fattest Wom an in 3 Counties. By Fontaine Fox. EPPIE WAS THE PAY AFTER HER N e s EW SHIRT GoT RAINED oN AUNT IN To SEE HER LAWYER ABOUT BRINGING SUIT AGAINST THE MAN WHo SouLD HER THE MATERIAL