New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 7, 1928, Page 6

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This insures pro tection against fiaud in uewspaper dis tribution figures to both mnat local advertisers. ts on sale daily in Newsstand, Times s, Estrance The Herald York at_Hotaling's Square; Schultz’s Newsst Grand Central, 42nd Stree — THE VICTORY OF HOOVER Explaining the election-day cliniax of the hard-fought Hoover-Smith campaign is a task employing many minds; yet fundamentally little can be added to the total of accurate knowledge respecting the reasons for the outcome. Some would have it that this is predominantly a Repub- lican nation and that a Democratic presidential candidate, regardless of his personality, his previous good record and his fighting qus faced with too great a handicap to win. Yet that does not cxplain why the Democratic candidate, during the campaign regarded as the strongest since Wilson, failed to carry in toto the only staunch Democratic states of the nation; and it does not ex- plain why he did not roll up enough votes in New York City to carry New York State. The peculiarities of the ¢ were many, but of politics—the prejudices for or against Smith—undoubtedly had a vast effect upon the result. Smith frankly and ably expounded import- ant issues, and there were many who agreed with the fundamentals of his doctrines who did not vote for him. The prohibition which many publicists regarded as 1 secuis to have cut into hoth partics cffectivel ities, is paizn e, ramount, so thoroughly that it was nuilified; Hoover got the many wets as well as drys, carrying votes of wei states and wet citics with equal abandon. The huge registration, women predominated, turns out to have been a boomerang for Smith and in which the Democratic ticket generally, al- though'‘rot in" all ca In York and Massachusetts, not to men- tion other states, Smith the head of the ticket ran behind certain other es. Democratic candidates. This is near- | 1y unheard of in a presidential elec- tion; and in “explaining’ such things one man's guess is as good as an- other's. Hoover, conducting a campaign of expediency, leaning backward in the maintenance of dignity, preferring to deal in generalities when possible, was pitted against aggressive and a Governor Smith; and the conserva- tie methods of Hoover won an out- standing victory in a nation that is supposed to like its political fare served hot. Truly, it be said, Smith got the most cheers while Hoover got the most votes. The out- pourings of people who greeted Smith along his trips seem to have meant little more than giving evi- dence that the people liked a good show, liked the brown derby bust- ness, felt inclined to cheer. The electoral for crtive methods of can college accounting the victory Hoover far in the lead; but all the same, Smith seems to have done het- ter than these popular vote the Democrats as his clectoral vote. The figures a little mors total Smith to be a littl: 000,000 bebind b When all the r s Wsparity muy be gooater. rbady Smith, with only h figures indicate. His is not as painful to s this was written half th with than ation's accurately kuown, show r vote. in thi Hooy are If the votes from, has e than B rly a million 1924, This unusually i of his votes; more i in ies that ith was Ty in t w thousands un- s effectively if it had inds. in the ele 1 o} been lost by hundr A peculia: been that thou: vof1 umpaign has in at least two of the rock lican states than in state which | ceded to the Massachusetts tes clearly t1 political textnre states, | the normal 1 joritics greatly vedice t not as tly as the nts had hoped We hebieve he teditable President of these Unite Smith - Hoover will the undercurrents | - | tickets, which was contrary to the the flamboyant, ' method of | puts | But al- | Slates He will have with him-a Congress predominantly Republican in the lower house and fairly 8o, on | the present basis of returns, in the upper house. Hoover thus will be {able to put through his policies un- hindered by a strong opposition. We believe he will accept his responsi- bilities with spirit and caution, and | with that efficiency in administra- | tion of public affairs for which he s been noted. We join in wishing | | him success and a notable record in | {his high office after March 4, trust- |ing there will be no need to become | critical, and no need to point to any | act with. alarm. We believe Hoover | as President will be the former | Hoover Lhat the nation has lcarned to admire, the Hoover that the poli- | [ticians once did not like extraordi- | narily well, the Hoover with a will of | (his own and the ability and deter- | }mnmion to grapple with problems {upon a basis of results rather than | ! expediency. He gained the nomin |tion in spite of underground oppos |tion by professional | poitticians, he was elected by a popular outpour-; | he will realize more completely than | | 4 that he is President and not mere- | ly the head of a party is our firm | | conviction. His opportunity for | genuine leadership is unsurpassed | {since Wilson, and we congratulate | rim upon his opportunity to grasp | it, and trust he will | do so with ' | characteristic Hoover ability. i | NEW BRITAIN'S VOTE New Britain went Republican, thus not realizing the hope of the | Democrats of this city that it would | duplicate its record during the days "ot Grover Cleveland; but the’ Re- organization squeezed |through in this city by the small | margin of- 389 votes—enough for victory but certainly not ‘enough to boast about. The Coolidge majority | in this city was 5,874; the Harding | majority was 4,329. Nothing more | | clearly indicates the strength that | was Smith’s in this city than the whittling down of the normal Re- | publican | publican majority to a few hundreds ; ! of votes. | Had the sixth ward performed as | the Smith forces expected it would | the city undoubtedly would have ' given a small majority for the Demo. | cratic candidate. But “something happened in the sixth ward,” it is | {being said, and that something de- | | fies explanation. It simpiy did not lyield the anticipated lead for Smith, yielding to the fifth the task of pro- viding the outstanding Smith ward | majority hereabouts, | The vote Governor Trumbull whittled down ap- proximately to the extent of the presidential vote; and all the way | !lown the line on the state ticket the | figures were approximately the same. This would indicate there was com- ratively little scratching ! for ! in this city was of the in we must con- evidence that the | voting machines discourage a pick- prevailing election. Once ag: clude upon the impression before !ing and choosing among the party candidates, but stimulate straight ' | voting. We are not convinced that this is a good development. THE HERALD'S ELECTION RETURNS In the handling of election returns for New Britain and the surround- ing towns for the benefit of New Britain readers and as a part of the great collecting agency the Associat- od Press the Herald feels that it may reasonably congratulate itself with- out undue ostentation upon the quality of its scrvice, at the same time congratulating the newspaper members of the Associated Press of this state and others upon marvel- ous coverage. 1t probably is not realized by the readers of a newspaper that if it | | were not for the Associated Press, or other press associations, they would | | be lacking in any indication of how | the vote was going for weeks if not | months. They probably imagine that the newspapers pluck forth statistics | | from the air, much as they might | obtain them via radio. This is not so, 1 as all will realize if they | floct. As a matter of fact of course, panse the tor newspapers were the source of bulletins in th were eredited to them or not. The New Britain Herald function- as every Associated Press mem- did. 1t collected the its distriet which radio fans received ir homes, whether the bulleting ber returns for rapidly and accurate- figures at N was receiving re- the Iy a8 poss into the sending the state central office W Haven. This office turns from other cities in state and compiling them in order to keep the member newspapers aware of what was being done elsewhere. The same system obtained in every state in th on and there were tabula- tion centers for the nation similar to those of the As soon as possible of them as were available, the national re ns, or such were for- varded from central stations to the member newspapers for their hulle- ns and their editions. These figures picked up by radio broadeast Wl other commercial furnishers, sometimes heing 1 to the paper or group o rs which furnished them, somc- tines t | Hies not. |operation from the Associated Press jto get |people were apt to take s The Herald, then, was & unit in this vast chain. As such it took care of New Britain and, in return, had the exclusive privilege, should it wish to claim it of bulletining the service in the city. The Herald had the only Associated Press telegraph wire in the city upon which it receiv- ©d returns from eclsewhere. As a matter of fact it had three wires in und one frem the United Press. 1t is | siafe to assert that the Herald was | first in New Britain to reccive news or any kind and those who watched the Herald bulletin were the first to get the news, as the Herald was nearest to its source. Radio stations every- where had to await the news being relayed to them, other bulletin serv- | ices depended upon a telephone or | telegraph relay. The Herald is proud of its achievement as a col- not neeessarily lector and disseminator or news, it feels that it has merely done its auty as a thousand or more members of the Associated Press all over the country did, but it hus sutistaction in t and | ing of national admiration; and that | doing that duty well and it believes that its bulletin service was thor- vew |almost anyone else that after March oughly satisfactory to the throng of its readers who stood in front of the | office to watch the screen tell the | cction story. This realizes that its clientele is desirous of the best and only the best, that newspaper the people have come to expect the Dest, because they | learned that it may be obtained h and no expense was spared to furnish them with have learned to expect. have | what they wished and ! I { In the collection of city returns we | Why should t have one apology to make, that be- long to H. P. Kopplemann, running for Congress on ticket. In our election extra we de- | prived him of 600 votes which should the Democratic have been his. The 600 votes were lost in the addition of returns from | the second ward and he was shy that much in the total. The mistake was | discovered and rectificd too late for the extra. THIS WOMAN A REAL DIE-HARD ¢ T“Manufacturers Listed among" the so-called po- litical die-hards is some unidentified New Britain woman today who, even | in the face of positive rcturns, de- clines to concede Smith's defeat. Early this morning she called the | Herald office and editor. Her first query was a puzzler: ‘Was this cleetion all right?" “It all depends on whether a Republican or a the veply gien her, but sne was not inquired for an | uare democrat,” was satisfied and procecded to complain ! that it Smith could be beaten by so many 'did not seem votes” and added that she thought “there ought to be a recount” for “there must be some mistake.” She | was advised that there would have to be millions of | recorded vote was to be upset. But she hung up, still obviously incon- vinced that Governor Smith had | really lost the election, mistakes, if the | TELEPHONE SERVICE Wtih the mad rush of the public election returns last night, rvice for granted, yet all who contributed to the dissemination of the all-import- ant news did their work quictly and well. In this connection, the work of the operators at the central switch- {board has not Forced to handle been calls at top speed them from irritable subscribers, those on the job main- 'and many of tained a calm equilibrium, answered | queries courteously and pushed calls through as rapidly as mechani- al operation would permit. And to assist the Herald, many the operators, when getting a call for | or 926, would inquire if it was election returns that lana ¢ bulleting as they time: wanted latest themselves had were 80 they gave the re- ceived them from this office, thus lightening the alre here. The important unifs in the great ma- dy heavy load unseen but altogether chinery of last night did their work leffectively and well THE TROUBLE IN R Vintilla Rumania LANTA Bratianu, the death November 24, Resignation of premier of sinee of his hrother, lon or is cn the for th the that but hand of |19 face of it a victory National Peasant party and other land of under two “people’s parties” fn political dictatorship; the surface t is the English, American, French and German bankers who have loan of $25 re- fuscd to make 4 the Bratianu 1,006,000 tit obtain to stabilize Vintilla Rumanian leu 1 could popular support. There the as been no likelihood of surviving Bratianu obtaining popular support. not putting somebody who may find himself de- void That's resign. The capital Yy Par thouzh the marchers got footsore be wily bankers e their money on of power in a short time what caused ¥ i to tempted march on th the National Prasants al- fore they got there, nriistakable terms how big the vol. no was in Rumania, how it might any moment tirow Iratianu from I tion Tulio Maniu, leader of the Na- I Peasants pary vks to form a zoverment, we are told, it will have | to be with the consent of the bank- | she jrefused to steer it a i possible that overlooked. | 1ol the world in | ers. In other words, he will have to make definite promises about the loan before there is money in sight. Rumania needs the loan to stubilize its currency there can be little doubt as to the outcome. It will not be the first time that a state, in order to maintain cconomic standards, has been forced to sign on the dotted line. Ru- manians may not be highly gratified at the prospect, but the blame lies in the long rule of the Bratianu tamily. The day of reckoning has arrived. There will never again be a saloon | on every corner—the room fs occu- pied by filling stations. According to the voting machines in the third ward 86 citizens voted Socialist ticket; which was twice as many as voted that ticket in the fifth ward and 33 more than voted this ticket in the sixth. We that we cannot understand this of the conservative third ward. | the conf Fe ots and Fancies The Dbiggest farm problem will be to find the grain of truth in the niass of statistics gathered by “ex- perts.” Another thing the average fam- ily can be thankful for is that hen is just about as good as turkey. “Take away a would be flapper’s slang and dumb.” Of course. at chaage her? An ass spoke in Bible time: it didn’t conclude with the words: “And I don't mean maybe.” We have an official cial gallon, an ofticial What the country ofticial moron as measurement. ard, an offi- pound, etc. necds now is an a standard of If he seems to turn up his nose it policemen, the suspicious package under his arm is a quart of vinegar. | demand, in brief: rob the consumer; |we want a law that will enable us ".0 do it, too.” The farmer's 1f he gets mad when you say svery man can distinguish right and wrong for himself, he has the true| reformer complex. i 1+ Free people are those who try to sink the ship hecause the majority they suggested. Americanism: “Look at the darn- ed forvigner! What? He's a prince? Let's give him a bangu. Man superior? Rats! What man can talk and listen fo three con- versations and make mental note of | wix costumes all at onec? uth at well"—O0ld yin Probably hid there during the cumpaign because nobody seemed to have any respect for it lies 1o bottom of a The benevolently neutral attitude | of statesmen now scems to indicate a Delicf that the McNary-Haugen bill fell on its head when it wa little, | Pity the petter. Tf he keeps mov- | {ing, he nceds one hand for driving. | |1t he parks, he needs one hand to| | swat mosquitocs, The reform original misf {consists in his belief that people |must improve in order to be as gool | he i Note' to Lurope: wouldn't he dollar chasers, either, if | they could get the things by float- (ing a bond issue. Americans | Thank stlines that S0 hips are coming back. goodness! Expanding wi oused the momentary fear they were coming front, | G Great President: One who hap- pens 1o be on the job when some crisis i met and handled wisely by the country’s business men. I correct thi “Certainly, son.”” said dad; “glad to have wear anything of mine you can use. Copyright 1 Publishers Syndicate sentenee: | 25 Years Ago Today | Dr. J. N. Bull of Plainville is ex- hibiti high bred fowls in the poul- iy in Bristol. I Sockholm stared with eight goals 18 New Britain swept New Haven off its feet in that city last night, 17 to o It w the tirst out-of-town gam for the 11 basketball team. Chairman Andrews was president of the police night, with . N. Smith as clerk., The show 1o made its | [1en | vou la quartesh? I ish hoard last | Let’s Make It a Gay November! November—weli, before it's through Let's make it a glow-vember, too, Since turkeys are the only birds Who've cause this month for solemn words! Oh Baby! Marshall: “I should think a baby that old would be able to talk a little,” Mrs. Arnold: “Oh, this child is | just too cute for words BOTH GROWING OLD—TO- GETHER! By Mrs, Harry Tubbs You do not love me dear, so much As you did years ago, When you used to praise my rosy cheek oSy And forehead white as snow. You do not rush to kiss that cheek With all your old-time fire— Perhaps, indeed, it is not now The cheek that you admire. You do not fold me in your arms As often as of yore; Your hand once dallled with my curls— It dallies there no more. And it T did not know my hair ‘Was far past girlhood's day, I well could read it in your glance That tells me I am gray. Let deem not, love, that I do scoff By your neglect appall2d— For 1—I loved YOU better when You were not wholly bald; And were YOU an demonstrative As when you first did woo, 1 should despise such idiocy In an aged man like you! With Him! Stewart: “What have there?” Waring rare coin. Stewart: “Let's see. That isn't a rare coin.”” Waring: "It is with me!” —Rosanne Coler you got “A 50-cent picce. It's a Nonsense! Our idea of a nidiculous mission is a dentist who goes into the cheer- ing section of a college stadium and tries to extract the root! Tereible Mother! r-old Helen's mother busy. Little Helen had been trying to gain her attention for some time “Now, Helen, run along and play. Mother's too busy to listen to you now,” her mother said, finally. “Well, Mamma,” replic Helen in an injured ton», “if you don’t want 1o listen to your little girl, what did you born me for?” therine Lucllle Case VOLATIV}: VITROLIC VIOLENCE! Overheard by Gordon A. Berce “I shay Bill, ish yoush a pro- hibishionist? “Yesh, 1 Eibishionist.” hay, why dish yoush ahay vio- 2 1t yoush ish a prohibishionist, ish violent. Yesh, violent ish suppershulous. “Well, I ish a prohibishionish alsrich, and T ish violent ifs I wash two prohibishionist.” “Thass alrish Bill, kip shirt on. Shay why caintsh shing a little shong? “Atshuswell idea. Lesh shing the prohibishion marsh!” “Thass a good shong. You shing in zhat swell tenor voish of yoursh, and T'll shing tenor. Shay lesh n.ake sheeing double, sho T shink I can shing double.” Give me a barrel of gin, A kegs ofsh beer And zhen T'll lesh the resh of the world's go 1 ish a violent pro- yoursh wesh Shay thass wash a fine shong, but T shink you mished a note on thass lash bar.” “Yesh, I dish, but heresh fsh anusher bar. Lesh drop in here and she if we can pick up a good drink here!"” board will endeavor to obtain its al lowed five per ecnt of the liquor I cense foes from the county commis sioners, but th ttorney says that a special log t must be town v passed before the money can be se- | cured, The Toys' club was opened for the season last n with a record- breaking mem of 248, Manager G < that the new headqn . Southern New England Telephone Co. on Court street will he started soon. W. H. Cadwell 1eft town today for the Adiron where he will spend a few at the lodge. The Tarrell & O'Connor Clothing Co. advertising heantiful double stripe effect for $10, hlack cheviots for double and single breasted sacks for $16, 1. Parker, 11 Walter, and Lewis, the cornmittee in charge an of speakers for the the Christian of {le t church g Chamberlain e has sign 0 conveniently men's AN of the pre annual b Brot Gt of herhood READ HERALD CLASST | D ADS I FOR BEST RESULTS suits with a | ed Bobby had been reading the story of Blucbeard! | - | Relative Values? Whitney: “Well, I mortgaged my home yesterda | Harrison: “What kind of a cigaret lighter are you going to buy?” James H. Donnelley | The Chojcest | Kelsey: “How are the your boarding hous [ " Cooper: “You have your choice of | three things." Kelsey: “Some varioty Cooper es, left-ove overs and hashed-o meals at L oid . warmed- Fruit Gathering Time! We'd guess it was November though no calendar had we, But we always know the symp- toms when it comes! For Election Day's behind us and on every hand we see The farmers picking apples and the politicians plums! (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUERTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questicz Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., encloting twq cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questionr will recelve a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- Adential.—Tditor. Q. 1Is the Graf Zeppelin largest dirigible? A. It is the largest one that is the | The initial bolling point of the average grade is 350 Fahrenheit. Q. How many prohibition agents are employed by the United States government? A. Approximately 1,300, Q. How long have the three fed- eral penitentiaries been in use? How many prisoners are now in the three institutions? A. Leavenworth penitentiary was finished and ready for prisoners in 1895; McNeil Island in 1895 and the penitentiary at Atlanta in 1902. The rated capacity of Leavenworth 1is approximately 1,800, of Atlanta {1,800 and of McNeil Island 500, There are now about 7.300 prisoners in the three institutions. Q. Does the North Star lie in a direct line with the pointers of the dipper? A, Not quite. A straight line through the pointers passes about two degrees from the North Star. Q. Do cows have upper teeth- A. They have both upper and lower tecth. Q. In what years did the gov- ernment coin twenty-five dollar gold pleces and twenty-five and fifty cent gold pieces? What was the largest denomination gold piece coined by the government? A. The United States government has never coined 25 dollar gold pieces, nor twenty-five cent gold pleces, There were some California gold half and quarter dollars and & California $25 gold piece. The United States issued fifty dollar commemorative gold pieces for the Panama Pacific International Ex- position. This is the largest de- nomination gold piece ecver issued by the United States. completed. It has a capacity of 3,710,000 cubic feet, is 770 feet long, and 100 feet in diameter. It is powered with 2,650 H. P. and has a carrying capacity of 15 tons, Q. What year is A, D, 1928 in the Mohammedan calendar? A. The year 1346, dating from the Hegira, or flight of Mohammed. Q. What does propaganda mean? A. A method for the propaga- tion of a doctrine or belief. It is alse the name of a society at Rome charged with the manage- ment of the missions of the Roman Catholic church. Q. What is the fastest train In the world A. The Sud Express on the Midi Company's line between Bordeaux and Dax. It covers the distance of 91 miles in 89 minutes at the rate of 61.9 miles per hour. Q. Does Buster Keaton have| any defect in his facial muscles that keeps him from laughing A. His “frozen-face” expression is merely a feature of his comedy. Q. Is the United States govern- ment financing Commander Byrd's expedition to the South Pole? A. The expedition is supported by popular subscription and backed by numerous wealthy men interested | in the project. Commander Byrd | issued a statement shortly hefore e sailed that the expedition was still short $200,000 for expens part of which has since been contributed. Q. What was the first motion | picture commercially shown in the | United States? A. A picture of a scrpentine | dancer in action, shown in Koster | nd Beal's Music Hall in New York | City, April 27, 1897 Q. Which is corrcet—uirplane | or acroplane? A. Either Is correct Q. What is the correct clean the radiator of an bile A, Make a mixture by dissolv- ing one-half pound lye fn a hucket | of water, stirring until dissolved. | train this mixture and fill the ra- | diator with it. Run the engine for | five minutes and allow the mixture to stand for one-quarter of an hour Then drain and fill the radiator with clean water, Run the engine again for a few minutes, drain the radiator again. and refill with a fresh supply of water. Q. What countries produce the largest number of cattle A. India, United States Russia lead in the production cattle, Argentina and Brazil fourth and fifth in praduction. Q. What is the boiling peint of kerosene? A. 1t has no con point. The initial boiling point ranges from 250 degrees Fahren- heit to 400 degrees Fahrenheit de- pending upon the grade of kerosene. The Day After_ way fo automo- and of are nt boiling | CAN'T SEE Observations On The Weather Washington, Nov. 7 (Forecast for northern New England). Fair to- night. Thursday cloudy with slowly rising temperature, followed by showers; diminishing northwest winds, becoming gentle to moderate southeast Thursday. (Forecast for southern New Eng- land). Increasing cloudiness tonight, fol- lowed by showers Thursda; not much change in temperature; di- minishing northwest winds, becom- ing moderate southeast Thursday. Forecast for New England. In- creasing cloudiness tonight proba- bly followed by showers Thursday, not much change in temperature. diminishing northwest winds becom- utherly Thursday. Weather conditions: Light show- crs have occurred in the past 24 hours in northern New York, north- ern New England, and a few points in the Missouri valley. Otherwise the weather has continued fair in all distriets. In New gland this morning the temperature ranged from 28 to 46. The morning read- ings, with maximnom and minimum for the ding 24 lhours follow. 8 a.m. M 16 ing s Nost . Chicago Denver ... e Mont. Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angele New Orleans New Yor! i | well Norfolk .... Philadelphia St. Louis . 8t. Paul . San Francisco Washington Organize to Thwart Plant Dallas, Texas, Nov. 7. UP—Basing their action on charges of gross misrepresentation, nurserymen and plant dealers of Texas and adjoin- ing states have organized to thwart the plant “bootlegger.” ‘These men, says Col. F. P. Hol- land, owner ana publisher of Farm and Ranch, sell nondescript types to stores and to farmers, repre- senting such products to be of va. rieties they do not resemble in any form or manner. The practice has become a serious menace to or- chards. As part of the crusade Colonel Holland's magazine 1is refusing to accept advertisements except from reputable dealers and nurserymen, The editorial staff is carrylng on an educational campaign against unfair nursery practices. A meet. ing of protest against “bootleg plants held at Dallas warned farm- ers to inspect carefully the origin and character of all plants they purchased. Old Dominion Boosts Her Cheese Industry Richmond, Va., Nov. 7. UB—Vir- ginia's infant industry, chesse-mak- ing, was givén impetus at the state fair when methods of manufacture were demonstrated to crowds esti- mated at 25,000, More than 1,000 sample sandwiches were ‘distribe uted, lessons in eating cheese con- sidered as important as thoss in making it. The southwestern part of th state has taken a lead in the enterprise. Bristol probably has the largest cheese plant, with Tage- well, Powhatan and Cumberland counties close behind, READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR BEST RESULTS Makes Fat People Slim New York Physician Perfects Simple and Easy Method of Redno- ing Weight - Dr. R. Newman, & licensed prac- ticing physician, of 286 Fifth Ave: nue, New York, announces that he has perfected a treatment which has quickly rid fat people of excess weight. 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