New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 1, 1928, Page 6

B peis Hed At Hersld 67 Church Street SUBSCRIFPTION RATES 000 & Your $3.00 Three Monthe e, & Mopth Eatered st the Post Office at New Britain #9 Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 38 Editorial Reome .... 93¢ ‘medium brought out as many as 35 lady as- |gard for his printed word mattered last night, for there seems to'be an unwritten, though widely observed Metropolitan's more solvent customers may mnot reveal themselves to each other and to the pirants for legislative positions. It was ‘women would tend to be independent in thought after she entered the po- litical arena. How independent she is can be judged from the fact that out of the 35 running for legislative office In this state only two of them have announced themselves as real- ly with the parties. LIFE PICKS UP back in the days when suffrage was still an issue that independent candidates. They probably will haye a harder time to be elected than their sisters lined up NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, law that the artists on the stage before the per- first notes of the Kings” at the time most of the box- holders were lifting their spoons for the soup course at town.” formance js well under way. Maestro Tullio Serafin lifted his stick for the “Love of Three the pre-opera | dinners which raged last night over the more expensive portions of the | Being on hand when the curtain goes up is distinctly bad form. To approach the diamond horse shoe 15 probably wrote in that they had be- come terrible; but it is safe to say there were ten times as many who said “that's the stuff; give us what we want." In order to get hold of the crowds commerelal radio of necessity must appeal to the popular and superfi- cially pleasing type of performafce, s0 far as music is concerned. The | radio sponsor is in the same posi- | tion as the producer of a show de. | signed to havé: a wide popular ap- | peal—he cannot do so with the pro- duction of grand opera or symphony concerts. He must bow to the aver- age in his audience. THURSDAY, And 100 Per Cent Well, Folks, October's on its way And nearer draws Election Day; hard to keep order in your clads?” Becond Teacher: “Yes, I think the hispering’ —T. F. Willlams Cold Babyt Tonight You come to me 8o cold 8o devoid of all warmth Al ‘Why must it be T can mever get hot soup in this Joint? o \ —B. R. Bell Then Trouble Started! Mrs. Harlan: “They say Mrs. Wil- liams got into a terrible mess at the Hallowe'en party last night. What performed in Indiana? A. By electrocution, Q. To whom should communica- tions regarding the : plan for making the 18th Amendment effective be ad- dressed ¢ A. The Prize Commi 18th Amendment, Room Bullding, New York City. Q. Whe played the parts eof Judas and Mary Magdalene in “The King of Kings" A. Joseph Schildkraut played Judas; Jacqueline Logan portrayed Mary Magdalene, . Q. Are French women brunettes or blondes A. Both types are found among French women. Q. Is Mary Pickford's on the 401, Fisk hair prise | last, in_Sen Franclace. The Plainville soldiers’ monument committes was formally organised evening with P..J.: Prier as chairman. It will repert shortly on how much money is available frem the old fund, and it is hoped that at mo distant day a creditable me- 'morlel may be erected. & Swell miltinery. There is no end to our assortment of trimmed gad untrimmed dress and street hats. A. M. Solomon's, 357 and 359 Main street. Observations On The Weather The ealy profitable advertiaing tu the City, Circulation books and press room always eped to advertisera Though we don’t speechify nor shout naturally curly? A, Yes was the matter Mrs. Perry: “She was playing a minutes later is ‘also bad form. To | i 5 Washington, Nov. 1.—Forecast for Tie certaialy. 1n ploking up. s the | get there half an hour late is not Of course, there are high grade the air in Mowhor of the Assweisted Press The Aspocisted Press is exclusively en- titied te the use for re-publication of all mewp credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper amd also local news published therein. et Mombor Awid Bureeu of Circulation The A, B, C. is & nations! organization which furnishes mewspspers snd adver- tisers with & strictly honest szalysis of ol Cur chiculation watistics are based upen this & insures pre toction agsinst fraud in mewspaper dis- tributien figures -to both national and local advertisers. The Mersld is on sale daily ta New N and, Times Estrance 1t Bossy Gillis gets into the Massa- chusetts Legislature it won't improve that sugust body but may greatly improve Bossy. The Yale News needs the publicity us well as anybody else. 1t the Democrats land 20 cities in Connecticut—or even 19—the state will be more of a battling ground than J. Henry is willing to admit. These pre-election forecasts, how- ever, continue to give us a great pain. We didn't see the Rev. Theodore 8. Dunn carrying that jug of cider along the streets. By the way, where | does he live? Another financier has warned the l public about the evils of unretrain- ed stock market speculation. But the only warning that does any per- manent good is to take a good lick- ing. In spite of the convenience of ing by mail, Mr. Hoover will travel all the way to California to vote; and President Coolidge will travel to Northampton. There seems to be something in connection with the | rite that makes it attractive, and it at least gives the news photographers a chance on election day. At last the owner of the Oak street bus line believes he- has dis- covered why the line has not been paying as well as was expected. The reason he alleges is as effective as automobile competition, if true. The annual observance of Hal- lowe’en forces every reporter to look up how to spell the word; and that's | about all the fun he gets out of it. It looks to us as if the “just be- cause” voters will exert a tremend- ous force in the election. In other words, it seems much easier to vote than to give a valid reason for a chofee. We are constantly learning more about the Puritans. The item in this newspaper which said flirtation was an annoying issue in the 17th century, however, was not surpris- ing. Flirtation has been a popular pastime in every age. To this day only the aged and infirm seem to be immu There was an article in the paper | under restraint at Middletown and 1 defining the President's job. The duties are numerous; and if report is | correct, some of the party husm-ss} relating to job-hunters is onerous. But the other day we read that Pres. ident Coolidge increased 25 pounds in weight since being President; the politicians. And as a matter ori which is sufficient proof to us that | some of the legends about the man- killing duties of the job may be ex- aggerated. LESS TO WORRY ABOUT The temporary impasse that clog- | ged the even tenor of the voting election preparations in this city has happily been eliminated. Mayor Paonesga, informed by First Select- | man Darius Benjamin that he could | not get the voting machines in cer- | opera the less we like it. We do not | Neither tain school buildings for tests, prov- ed equal to the emergency and after a talk over with Superintendent Holmes the arrange. | ment turned out to be amicable, No- body seemingly recorded the conver. sation, but that wasn't necessary. The mayor is never tongue-ticd when the necessity arises Presence of the schools for a few the telephone machines in the days will help students to an appreciation of elec- | tion machinery: which is by way of saying the machine may do some good. Presence of the machines will do no harm unless the teachers lack disciplinary accomplishments. | WOMEN IN THE LEGISLATURE ‘Women are bound to be elected to the Legislature. Connecticut (romi has been particularly blessed with the advent of politics; but no women in legislative year it seems has ~ | mean |amusement institution in New saying goes, for Clarence Terhune, the 17-year-old American stowaway on the Graf Zeppelin. Indications are his arrival in Germany will be something of a triumph. He seems to have been the only passenger on board who consistently got first page mention on two continents for the past few days. In addition, an immediate offer of a job awaited him, a large merchant seeming to realize the advantage of the advertis. tising that would come with his em- ployment at one of his stores. This orphan | ahdas—f{—R..nb ‘This orphan lad has in him that courage and adventure-loving spirit which contributed so much to the upbuilding and greatness of America. If any lad anywhere had a discour- aging outlook in front of him it was Terhune. The trugedy that took away his parents might have smashed the spirit of a youth less inclined to for- get the past and conquer the future. All of us rejoice that the star of the lad's future is bright. He is made of high grade stuff. PERMANENT PAVING It was brought to our attention that the paving laid by the New Haven railroad company in front of the railroad depot is not permanent paving, but only macadam. It seems that we had referred to it by this term. We always are glad to stand cor- rected. But what is permanent pav- ing, anyway? Our careful reader claimed that only concrete paving is permanent. He added that macadam would come under the classification of semi-permanent paving. ‘We only dispute the point in one direction—and that is that no pave- ment is really permanent. Concrete {or asphalt paving only tries to be but the automobiles won't let it. PLAYING WITH FIGURES Ed Hall takes Charles G. Morrls to task for “misrcpresenting” figures 43 to the state's business. If the New Haven candidate ever hears of what Mr. Hall said he probably will like- wise make charges of ‘“misrepre- sentation.” And so it goes. When the candidates begin quoting figures they sound to themselves like wise men; but if they were really wise | they would realize that the public pays very little attention to figures during an election campaign. This goes for both sides. We don’t like Mr. Hall's attitude about the “lack of knowledge on the part of Democratic speakers.” That sounds too much like overconfidence. Mr. Hall, we remember quite well, was dead wrong in some of his figures some time 2go and the mis- take was admitted. He might be wrong again. POLITICAL MEDICINE From a political speech: “In Simeon E. Baldwin's time we went into insane asylums and found an insane man chained to a bed. To- day there is no insane asylum. It s a hospital . There is nobody the old sfrait-jacket is gone.” Thus the grand old party “since Governor Baldwin’s time,” takes to itself credit for medical advance. ment. This i8 the first time we ever realized there were medics among fact. suppose a “raving maniac” does happen to be brought to Middletown | and is not mistaken for a Democrat, just what do they do about it? Ten him he is suffering from hallucina- tions while he is turniture? Just how political doctors attend case, anyway? would to such & GRAND OPERA AS IS The more we read about grand to imply don’t music, or the plots; it is not for us te admit we don't thing about such to leave we understand a things, preferring animadversions to with the sixth of appreciation. But the sys- tem—that's w such others less gifted it we don't like. For instance, we read from the typewriter of no less a personage than Samuel Chotzinoff himself that the Metropolitan Opera is the only York that starts on the vertised minute, as ad- is billed to start at 8:30, and Mr. Gatti-Casazza, the boss of the show, doesn't think this means 8:31. fired la The oy Somebody would get if the show started a minute But does that mean the cultured Not at all. Read what Mr. Chot- zinoff said on this point: “Not that Mr. Gatti-Casaz: Py smashing up the | the | like the | much of an improvement. To reach the glittering circle an hour late, the books of etiquette that way, but it is @ firmly imbedded rule for any- vastly more important to look around at the dlamonds and the smart attire than to watch what the | songebirds are doing. Perhaps that is | why they sing most of the operas in foreign languages—it doesn't make any difference to the heavy bond- holders occupylng the heavily assessed boxes. Then after the show is over there is some more pleasant post-opera obscrvances. Folk go to the roof | gardens and indulge in lighter en- | tertainment; or maybe to the night clubs, if there are any left; or to some of the dansant palaces. The Metropolitan is a magnificent | institution, whoopee! It pays its way und Gatti-Casazza is regarded as a rinancial genius. He starts promptly and closes shop Jjust at the right | moment to permit the best paying customers to get to the jazz show on time, TENNESSEE HEARD FROM Whenever a newspaper | South issues an industrial edition care I8 exercised to gend a copy to | every newspaper office in New Eng- |lund. That's the way they have of rubbing it in. | The latest to arrive was the Nash- | ville Tennessean—110 pages. Chock | full of accounts of industrial ac- complishments; 1. c., textile plants, | other plants, power, good | roads, automobile ads, and all the in water One becomes increasingly convinced that this most assuredly is getting to be a standardized nation. |ing paper in central Tennessce is so | thoroughly Democratic that the | campaign is valiantly fought in the | well as Which leads us to think that may Tennessee won't go Republican after Lall, ARTISTIC UPLIFT TOTTERS ON THE RADIO Announcement mpde that the Boston Symphony concerts has been winter. The reason given is that the Bostonian who made this possibl did not receive a sufficient response from the public to justify the ex- pendiure. In other words, it did not pay him. It cost him $1,000 a concert for the privilege of broadcasting; he haa to pay additional for the artists and the orchestra; he had to pay for extra equipment; and he had to pay whose compositions were played. When the Boston Symphony ‘con- | certs were started over the radio it was widely propagandized as a startling victory for a widespread dissemination of symphonic music, and the radio magnates did not fall to stress this supposition heavily. They were going to do more for pub- lic appreciation of the finest flower of a fine art than all' the concert ! platforms had done for it in gen- erations. The public was going to be | educated and uplifted almost night. But here we find that the Boston Symphony is no longer £oing on the air; and the house of cards, it seemna to us, falls with one of those dull thuds we read about. The reason is simple. Commercial radio must, if successful to its com- mercial sponsors, appeal to the wid- | est possible circle of listeners. Mani- festly a symphony cannot do thaf. an any other high grade The moment a “sponsor” t the attention of the pub- r the radio he is in duty bound | concert to lic ove —if careful of returns—to appeal to I'the lurgest possible audience he can get. 1 he is wide awake he discovers that the way to do this is to sponsor | | what the largest number desire; and never in the history of the world has this been other than what they can understand and appreciate e for instance “half-hour” of 1 widely herald- od and paid for” by a promine: He music, t manu- facturer sowe months ago with a marvelons prog vloyed a big orch tery of singers, a noted conductor This went on for about a month | Then the programs words, they were listeners to write in to tell how mucl th preciated the ch style of programs. A few music fans however, s fairly proper. It isn't in body who is somebody not to take | the start of a grand opera too seri- ously. And after one gets there it is the | | concomitants of modern civilization. ' And politics—whoopee! The lead- ' news columins and the headlines as | in the editorial” colummns. | | will not be heard over the radio this % royalties to various living composers | over | “hought began em- stra, a large bat- hanged;in other | cheapened. And | the beginning of woman suffrage | highhatters show up at that time? the suave announcer asked the radio in the | musical offerings over spite of the handicaps mentioned. Analysis, however, shows that nearly {all of these come after the commer- 1 attractigns have pre-empted the | best evening hours. Jf one wishes to {cemain up late one can hear fine ! music—even tabloid grand opera— | sponsored by the radio broadcasters | themselves. These gentlemen do not | need to worry about direct financial |returns from their audiences and can afford to practice uplift. The | chain magnates do all they can to | |raise the level of broadcasting; but | of course, they cannot control the | desires of the others who buy time. | !Tt is not a bread and butter proposi- tion with the chain magnates; it is | with the commercial time-buyers. | All of which is not to be construed 15 a severe criticism of the radio art as a whole. If the greatest pleasure | to the greatest number is the | then it las succeeded | mightily. But one cannot help mak- ing sundry doelful observations |when one discovers that the top-line attraction talked about has been ditched for what amounts to “want of public support.” The radio must have the public support or, commer- cially, it cannot survive. And that's | o criterion |one reason why there are so many | jazz orchestras on the afr. | \Fc cts and Fancies 1 ‘ BY ROBERT QUILLEN | History: The story of the bleed- ing of man done to steal his terri- tory or save his soul. | | The urge to make others like our- selves is prompted by vanity, but parents think it is love. It it prompts people to crack your head because you can't see it their way, it is a great moral issue. The choice is simple. be politic and prosperous pendent and indigent. You may | or inde- | L | | Some china reveals dried egg yolk | of yesteryear, and some people are | too poor to afford servants. Everybody has faith in something. The man who is suspicious of a res- t plate will wipe it off with | a restaurant napkin | | | | 1t a repo.rter of cheek, 1t's tongue in 1t ems fo have a lot | beeause he has his ‘ They are c !they buy stock: dividends to Ihelp thinkin: Isay led “bulls:” but when at a price that cuts per cent, you can't of the creatures that Times change A onee suzgested that w stocking tun | rd “darn” in- | {atead of the equally short and nglier | one, i | | Americanism ming for [home n clusive” neighbor- | |hood. being hored unless you join the common crowd | New York: An address you take when vou are famous: a great noise vou hear on a journcy from home to Europe and back | A partizan 15 a man who doesn't feel s whea the campaigne on say untrue and silly things. “Good-bye Wisconsin™ by way Wescott (Harpers) is another of those Main street things, called calism™ hecause it sees no part of an apple except the rotten spot. Glen- | The old dances were more modest, perhaps, but fry io im zine the Vir- ginia reel in a 6x10 living room. The thing that chi country is the city" without feeling nasty cnrages the ability to sin afierward ANl the settle down b to voung mar ean climb and be 1 chorus: ke the vhere dy.” | | Don't | | | others, yon can Tt will cost of the to estimate the | 1111 somebody prejudice fifty rd hars years from sts the crop of now Necessitios vou can't n. buy on the Correct this “1 tip as a return for s il the man, and not to impres vaiter.” (Copyti a on Philippines. Bagino, wher s of rain | to find wa and one | nocturnal hap- | Let’s plan to get thet Fun Vote out! A Switching! Keefe: “What was the accident?” Jordan: “An auto got spanked by a locomotive.” Keete: “What ‘spanked’?" 3 Jordan: “It was a switch engine do you mean MOTHER'S DOUGHNUTS By George A. Wanzer If you think there's no use trying To do anything of worth; It you think you're a cipher In the multitudes of earth; 15t remember Mother's doughnuts And press onward to the goal— Firest doughnuts in creation, They were made around a hole. If the patch is on your garment Where it never was before; If you. pockethook s empty Of its hoarded little store; Just remember Mother's doughnuts ‘When the clouds of trouble roll— Sweetest doughnuts manufactured, All were built around a hole. 1f you think your next-door neigh- bor - Had a better start than you; If perhaps you made a failure And success ‘s hard to woo; Set your {eeth the way you used to, v this comfort to your soul— ollect the grand perfection 'hat was circled round a hole! Queer! “Too bad about father heing blind, isn't it?” Walter: * Jerry: “Yeah. three times last night he said, ‘Is that young man gone yet? and he was looking straight at me every time!% —Julian Sundell Marle's | FOOLISH 1t By Roger Brebner Once npon a time the hens called a great meeting to see if something couldn’t be done to improve their condition. When they were all assembled a large Harmony Plymouth Rock, who appeared to be the leader, addressed the gatiering as follows: “My dear isters, we are gathered here today 1nd means for promot- our welfare. The liberty and dom that our great, great grand- e a4 has been taken re nothing more than slaves. As fast as we turn out eggs they are removed, and finally when cur production sta to fall away, it is no sccret that we disappear in the night, and 1 am reliably in- formdd are cooked and eaten by men. Can any sister present suggest a remedy ?' “1 can, a tump, in, fr cackled an old.hen from “I make a motion that all who are still able to lay t together some day and” hut she was inferrupted —at this point hy a White Leghorn who said, “Do T understand the sister just speaking to imply she is no longer able to lay eggs?” Y replicd the old hen, hen your motions don’t count,” said the White Leghorn, and she was accordingly declared out of next ad- Aressed the chair as the first spealer h:re today has ably €aid, conditions are indeed unbear- able, but have ourselves to Dlame. At might when the sun goes down we hens go to bed, and know nothing of what is going on. Many things are probably happening at nizht of which know nothing. We are away behind the times. Why cannot we take a lesson from . the owls, who ha.s al- way 1 up nights, and are re- puted to be the wisest of all birds? No onc has ever made slaves out of them.” All the ofther hens loudly clucked their approval of thi: and the Rhode Island Red continued: “I make a we we | motion that commencing tonight we | do not return to our coops, but stay ut and see what is going on in the world " The motion was carried, and that night none of the hens went home. When it had become real dark, however, they were unable to see. by one they were caught game where you kiss a young man and then look around and you'll see your tuture husband.” Mrs. Harlan: “Didn't she see her future husband?" Mrs. Perry: “No, one!" her present —Linda Feeny (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction * Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questic= Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean, 1323 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclocing two cents in stampe for reply. Medical, legal and marita) advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questionr will receive a pere sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- Q. What is the meaning and nationality of the name Dittloff? A. It is a German family name derived from a nickname and means a loud or boastful person. Q. How many times has “Able’s Irish Rose” been played in the last five years and how many people have seen it? A. Nine million people in the United States, Canada and Australia have paid a total of $18,000,000 to see “Able’s Irish Rose”. 8ince the fall of 1922 it has been presented 9,211 times, in every city and large town of the United States by from 6 to 10 rogd companies. Q. Is it correct to say that one raises a child? A. “Raise” should never be used in speuking of bringing up human beings to maturity; it is a misuse of the word, common in some parts of the United States. Cattle are “raised”; human heings are “brought up” or in the older phrase “reared”. Q. What do the names Jennie, Margaret and Grace mean? A. Jennie, “God's grace”; Mar- garet, “a pearl”; Grace, “grace or favor”, Q. What is the nationality and real name of Richard Dix? A He was born in St. Paul, Minn., and is an American. His real name is Ernest Carlton Brim- mer. Q. What is oleomargarine? A. An artificial manufactured substitute for dairy butter, made from oleo oil and other fatty sub- stances worked together and churned with milk, coloring matter being added in some grades. Q. What is the meaning of the name Arizona? A It is sometimes said to have come from a Spanish root meaning “arid zone”. Other authorities give its origin as Indian, meaning “silver bearing". Q. On what date did Easter Sunday fall in 18782 A. April 21, Q. How is capital punishment Q. Where and when was Victor Varconi born? A. In Kisvard, Hungary, March 31, 1896, Q. How far away from the earth is the largest star and what is its size? A. The largest star known is Antares with an estimated diameter of 275,000,000 miles and distant 250 light years from the earth. Q. What is the name of the Moslem university in Cairo? What date was it founded? A. The famous seat of Moslem learning is the University of EI Azhar in Cairo founded in 972. Q. What is venison? A. It is flesh of deer. Formerly the word meant the flesh of any edible game, including birds, but that meaning is obsolete, , Q. I the president of the United | States subject to arrest during his term of office A. No. Q. The governors of what states receive the highest and lowest salaries? A. The governor of New York receives $25,000 a year, the highest salary; the governors of New Hamp- shire, Vermont and South Dakota, receive $3,000 a year, the lowest salary. Q. Do wasps as well sting A, Yes. 25 Vears A;;o Today The mayor served warning on pe- titioners last night that unless they appear at the hearings he will exer- cise his veto power on their peti- tions. Last night at the council meeting the Bouth Burritt otreet residents were given permission to withdraw their appeal for a change of decision on the proposed altera- tion of the street line there. The widening of Main street is coming up for aclion again soon. New Britain High found the words “post graduate” after the name of Hartford's star quarterback in the list of players submitted for the coming football game, and a pro- test was immediately made. This man, Pond, has finally been ruled out. The league management has again shifted the time of the game, which, will not be played in the afternoon despite the fact that post- ers are already out announcing it for the morning. Lot of fine singing German canar- ies for sale at 6% Church street. A. J. Bloper returned today from the American Bankers' assoclation as bees, DIRIGIBLE The voyage of the Graf Zeppelin o Washington Bureau has prepared for Southern-New England: . Fair to night. Friday increasing cloudi- ness, rain Friday night; not much change In temperature. Gentle north winds becoming moderate or southeast. Forecast for Eastern New York: Moatly cloudy tonight; Friday cloudy followed by rai slightly warmer in southwest portion to- night; gentlé' variable winds: be- coming moderate southeast, \ Conditions: Pressure continues high over the eastern and northern portions of the country. The. dis- turbance of the far southwest moved eastward to Oklahoma. It i¥ pro- ducing rains in the central plains states and central Mississippi val- ley and snews in portions of the central Rocky mountain districts and porthern plains states. Tem- peratures are higher over the Mis- sinsippl valley, Ohio valley and lower lake region. 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