New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 24, 1928, Page 6

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In & political specch in this city last night Gov. Trumbuil said: “You can choose between a certainty and Jere are two appli- One brings us a an experiment cants for the job. long record of successes and achieve- ments. The other tells us he can de- liver the goods, but we don’t know. He has some ideas but he admits he has never tried them out. Which would you hire?" Many electors, agreeing that this is a good contrast between Smith and Hoover, will take the governor at his word and vote for Smith, THE AMERICAN HOME Putting two and two together, one cannot hclp coming to the conclu- sion that the American home is some sort of an issue in this campaign. We are confident it will not be an issue after the election; that neither politicians, spellbinders, nor states- men will often refer to it. But just at present it is one of the 56 para- | mount issues under discussion. We stand up nchly and un- equivocally for this American home jdea. There is no such thing as being neutral in this battle. 1t is one issue of the 56 refcrred to in which both Democrats and Republicans can join wholeheartedly during the campaign. It 18 as clear as daylight that the only foes to the American home in these environs are the key-workers. sf OVATIONS Political ovations given a candl- date while he is standing before the microphone are The radio hook-up mAsQround $100 per minute. Perhaps considerably more. Permitting a crowd to have its own way about cheering for ten or 15 minutes may make a strong impre sion with the listen in, but mean while they are getting no precious political logic. Governor Smith expensive, so far has op- posed utilizing expensive radio time | for demonstration purposes. He not only wielded the gavel but shouted 10 the audience to cease. In due time they would obey his commands. Not so with Mr. Hoover at Madl- son Square Garden. The Republican management let the demonstration proceed on the theory it would make votes, Governor Smith ought to get even by permitting the demonstration to proceed to its natural lengths in Boston and New York. Perhaps in that event there would be no time left for a speech at all. But if to the total of biz e ent campaign demons tions be added as a species of emotional fesues then Smith his specch “nothing clse hut.” tures of the pres- re to ought to pocket and let them have HIT AND RUN COWARDS The cowardly in Boston who fled the wreck he had caused while tim was unconscious hit-and-run driver seene of his vie- | in 4 burning car is perhaps the most horrible ex- ample of such behavior chronicled in many & day. Yot he at heart was no different than auy of the othe Every last one of them is made of the same spincloss stuff, Occasionally Then ident uld be 1 nothing L the law allows, £ off for family ties. they nevertheless he court In every tn t of ti PERJURY—WHAT IS IT? When sworn and a witness the in comt is duly n tells stories which the judge says are not true, or part that the Iy untrue, it would car law, thisis a serious of- ap perjury has beon committed. In eyes of the ut we fense rarely read of anyone being charged with perjury after losing his case an; told that he was lying. Legal procedure at scems to be Teast bused 50 per cont upon denying the or the denials vt be the somebody's allcgation. Either allegation s untrue lNes. Both sid But both sides fuke one or the other must in the na “re right oath and ural course” of forensic’ procedure must commit perjury. |dentally give the public the low down |at the same The only way to explain this is to claim that perjury in self-defense doesn’t count. Yet we can find noth- ing in the law to back up such a contention. A CANDIDATE'S LANGUA ‘This is the first campaign that we know of that has made an Issue out of a candidate’s English. It seems that Mr. Smith, having had some ex- pericnce with the people, knows how to use the people's vernacular | effectively. He not only injects a piece of slang occasionally, but adds spicy morsels of colloquial phrases. Theodore Roosevelt did the same. | Teddy had his detractors “licked to " more than once, but his language never became an issue be- cause the grand old party liked it. | | Andrew Jackson was a great Pres- |ident, but it is fortunate no effete | citizens at the time made an issue ! qf his language. President Harding, exemplary chooser of nice words. told the world ! Ihe would be governed by, the “best | minds” in the country and placed ch in his cabinet. But what | a cabinet! Not a single one of them | |ever misused a word of English nor | !did they the common | | vernacular. ] President Wilson la frazale ! some speak in went to the | |other extreme. He wrote beautiful | | English. But the grand old party | editors and spellbinders poked fun | at the “schoolmaster in politics” and | never dodged an opportunity to cast | slurs at the “purist” and the | ideali President Coolidge can stand be- fore the microphone and talk Ver. | montese and nobody pauses to make | !an issue of his pronunciation. But let Mr. Smith talk about the of politics—and inci- low down" time—and they shout about it from the housetops. Our opinion is that a candidate's language is only one half of one per cent as important as his ideas. Taking up this subject in the usual manner, Henry L. Mencken writes thusly about it: Al is no back slapper. His courtesy is unfailing, even in the face of idiotic questions, but he makes no ef- fort to woo and flatter the reporte: Not infrequently it becomes mani- fest that his information on this or that subject runs in a somewhat narrow groove, and that he s lost outside it, but he usually has plenty of pungency on tap to make up for | this lack of profundity. The man is | very shrewd. He has a lively mind. It is a hard job to back him inte a [ corner, and quite impossible to keep | him there. Now and then he looses a plural verb in the third person singular, or permits himself a bizarre pronuncia- tion of some familiar word, but if | his grammar is shaky, his syntax is always excellent. He puts sentences ! {together very cleverly, and knows | | the difference between a good phrase and a bad one. SHOOTING A DRY AGENT When dry agents shoot down citi- zens in cold blood they usually get unstinted condemnation, especially | Ly anti-prohibition papers. We have joined in such condemnation with alacrity on past occasions, But we also are alert enough to condemn just as unstintingly the de- testable act of some liquor gangster | in Chicago who shot down a dry | agent while the latter was testifying in a Chifago courtroom. The low elements in this nation who are identified with what is cally ed the liquor rackets have been at- tempting to make sport of justice in Chicago. These crooks have more filled court rooms as ctators, terrorizing witnesses and often effectually closing the. mouths | s who feared to testify | against them. than once | of witnes; Much as one dislikes the prospest, the polls whether {jority to the 'lacking in common sense as to-be taken in by this hoax,” he cross- | fired. “By taking my proposal seri- ously you have reduced censorship to an absurdity.” The only surprise we know how to express is that censorship could 'not be made any more absurd than it used to be. AN INVENTOR TRIUMPHANT 1t does one good to learn that occasionally an inventor can profit greatly from an invention in spite of the “honest™ efforts of some giant | corporation to make use of the in- vention without payment of royalties. | When one reads of such a world | famous firm as the Anaconda Copper company profiting to the extent of $30,000,000 from an invention credited to George Campbell Carson, erstwhile poor inspector, and then battling with the inventor to the portals of the U. 8. Supreme Court, one's natural proclivity to rejoice in a victory for the under dog quickly asserts itself, Here was a man who had made an important improvement in metallur- gical machinery, one that does more work in quicker time at less cost. He made a sterling contribution to the copper industry. Yet had not such potent capitalists as Rudolph | 8preckels and Robert . Smith come to his aid in carrying on his legal | battle to the highest court in the land the inventor surely would have been forced to take the licking he got in a lower court. The inventor's friendly capitalists are no friends of the copper trust. As a matter of fact, the copper trust is | quite friendless even in Montana. There probably is a good and suffi- cient reason. BLFUDDLED MASSACHUSETTS A slick trick to befuddie the minds of Bay state voters and injure Governor Smith is embodied in the question put before the voters by a monster petition. The result is that voters will be able to vote wet with- out voting for’ Smith—or at least, that is the intention of the petition sponsors. The voters will be asked to the Legislature shall memorialize Congress for a change in the prohibition laws. How this got on the ballots is interesting. Some insignificant organization in | Worcester started it. The headway in gaining signatures to the petition was slow until somebody thought of putting money and effort behind it. | Where the money came from to produce 150,000 signatures to the petition will remain a mystery. There are good guessers in the state, how- ever, who suspect the money came from some dry organization or some prohibition philanthropist. The boomerang attached is that the voters may actually give a ma- referendum. In that case, regardless of whether Hoovef say at |or Smith is victorious, Congress will get notice from Massachusetts that a change in the dry law is desired. Of course, the prohibitions in back of the trick to injure 8mith in the Bay state did not anticipate any such possibility. They probably felt con- fident because in small margin passed in favor of an enforcement act. The most dangerous loop-the-loops are not in the air, but on the public highways. If in a hurry, start carlicr. Governor Smith Is going to make the brangh railroad line look more important than the main line. Those living along the main line can come to New Britain to e the governor. the most effectual method to kill off this manifest attempt to atrophy judicial procedure is to hold liquor racket cases in private, 1f crooks in | i court audience are to shoot down | witn sses, or to terrorize them by their presence and their scowls, this | |is the only way out of the dilemma. FUN IN DALL the What fow more needs is a Will Rogers to put a campaign jokesmiths, | s bean his H doing best Mark Twainian twist to the proceed- bt is only one. of wish e rsonally, his Anti-Bunk both like it; and also that we think highly We parties had one platform major indidates and their helpers at least This being too debunk themselves three days, serious during a political campaign leads to loss of slecp, nervous ten- sion and a peculiar gullibility. Attorney Richard Potts, of Dallas, Texas, proved a benefactor to his town when he sent the city commis- sioners an application for a meeting of the “Royalist League of Americ 1t was all a hoax, but the dumbbell commissioners fell for it; then next day frantically rescinded the permit to speak in the town hall. The Dallas knowing anything aturally thought newspapers, not about the subje Mussolini and set getting a foothold in Texas up a terrific hulla- haloo, Potts’ with- with its Iinally came Lawyer drawal of the application, biting ridicule and devastating satire. “1 should he greatly humil- ated 1o admit that a majority of the voters of Dallas put men in charge of vur city affairs who were so as if another war had started. | Flappers turn out to be the best homemakers, says neeted with the Hygicene association. an expert con- American Social That get married. Some do not ap- to be in a hurry about it. is, after they Mrs. ssistant U Mabel Walker Willebrandt, 8. attorn general and in has left Washing- ¥ expert, ton on a speaking tour, this time definitely under the direction of the Republican National Committee One of the hard things to understand is how an official of the government can carn her salary in that manner. It candid must be quite a task for the tos to write their gripping campaign specches: but not half as hard as writing a telegram of con gratulations the day after the.day before, The effect of ssertations must be American political felt even in faraway where efforts arc Japan, supreme under way to reduce gov- crnment spending Laying of paving in ! place of the gravel roadway at the permanent railroad station is the railr this ancient style a reminder that ad was allowed to have of highway there for a long time. Vice Presidential Candidate Curtis sprang a new idea when he announc- ¢d he would not give New it practice in address his the York, was not to saying make specehes in homa city of an opposing candidate Curtis in this respect scems to be In |a class by himself. 1924 the state by a | Fects ond Fancies The ancient Hebrews had a goat that was burdened with all sins. 8o the modern use of tonsils isn't any- thing news, 1f it Is true that people of the same type are antagonistic, Phila- delphia police should make short work of the criminals. The silent candidate wins. The number of partisans never is as great as the number of those who don’t give a darn, | | | | Why hate the man who can't see the truth of the situation as you d A cripple’ can't run as you gan, but you don't cuss him. 1 | | One way to be remembered by posterity is to be a city official and sign the bonds. | i The wife no longer scolds about a long hair on his lapel, If he was with that kind of woman, he re- mained pure in heart. The new infant yvells and then feeds himself. Then he devotes {about seventy years to the same ac- tivities, The plane has one advantage. It eliminates all chance of passing the buck at the inquest. Act 1: Inventing machines to save time. Act 1I: Trying to in- vent amusements enough to Kill the time saved. Americanism: Working hard and playing hard because you feel de- pressed when, you have time to think about the old-fashioned things you don’t believe in. The more intimately you know successful men, the greater your as- tonishment that anybody should fail. The trouble with marrying anoth- er one when the first bores you is that your capacity for being bored remains unchanged. Tt isn't of record that any man ever lost a big job by failing to ap- preciate his own importance. If fleas can be trained, why not train moths to chew where a darn- ed place won't show? Let the candidate for vice presi- dent get all of his opinions out of his system now. He won't need any for four years. Evil associations corrupt good mfnners, and it's no wondep teeth are false after associating with a tongue like that. The man who growls about ex- travagance isn't implying that his wife should save part of her $8 a month, but merely trying to make his own, good resolutions stick. There aren’t many sllent voters | this time, unless you count those in Philadelphia who registcred and voted after several years in the cemetery. Correct this sentence: “The nude in art shocks them,” said the critie, because their minds are so clean and wholesome."” Copyright 1928 Publishers Syndicate | Observations Cn The Weather wshington, Oct. outhern New England: Part- Iy’ cloudy and slightly colder to- | night. Thu fair. Fresh north- west winds this afternoon diminish- ing somewhat tonight. orccast for Eastern New York: Fair fonight; slightly colder in ex- treme cast portion: Thursday fair; moderate northwest and west winds. Conditions The storm that | passed over New England Inst night moved northeastward and centers near the border of Maine. It pro- dueed showers in the lower lake region, the middle Atlantic and New | England states. The ridge of high pressure in the western portions of the country extends from Texas and the Tower Mississippi valley districts | northwestward ever the plains \tes to the Provinces of the Cana- dian northwe Lower tempera- tures have rspread the Ohio | valley and the Atlantie coast regions from Maine to Flori Irosts were reported from Mis- sonri and Kansas and fre ng tem- peratures from North Dakota and Montana Temperatures Wi 24.—Vorecast | for ove yesterday: High | Atlanta enver Detroit Duluth atteras 1.os Angeles Miami Minneapolis Cantueket Haven v Orleans . ew York . Norfolk, Va Northfield Pittsburgh St Louis ... Washingion . W vt HUDKINS TO FIGHT York 4 (UP)—Ace Hudking, the N ska wildeat, and Rene de Vos of Belzium, have signed or a 10 round bout at Madison pare Garden December 10, I bout will be at 160 pounds. The Now the leaves are turning, let's be at it, folks, Turing back to humor, merriment and jokes. In the autumn fun-shine basking all the day; Now the leaves are turning, let's be bright as they! We Moderns! Mrs. Spencer (rushing into of- fice): “Oh, Tom, I just heard that our house burned down!™ Spencer: “Well, what of it? We're not at home much, anyway! VERSES AND VICE VERSA A Reversible Error! Though women make good lawyers, as a rule, Ne'er to the bench should one be elevated; Not that their judgment's but clear and cool, But just one trait debarring may be stated: aught They might sit ‘calm, with gravest dignity, 4 While lawyers wrestled o'er con- tentions bony: But, e'en as judge, bear, you see, To EVER keep out hearsay testi- mony! one could not —Wilford Kuhn ) A Moderu Knight Esvant? Although 'twas years ago we met, T recall her form devine, And stil in fond remembrance set The night I took her hand mine. in I watched her where at bridge she played; As twelve o'clock was struck she rose; A mother's wish must be obeyed (The latter's state was comatose). With cards outstretched, she mur- mured low A plea which I could scarce de- cline; Four dollars though, That night I took her *‘hand” in mine! twelve it cost me —R. 1. Witte Liquid Preferred?! Old Grad (after the Your face looks ‘amiliar, man." Undergraduate: “No doubt. the cheer leader. 014 Grad: “Welcome, Lead us to some cheer!” —Rose Nield game): young I'm brother. One of the strangest things fin this world is how some people with half the sense we have get along twice as well! IN LILLIPUTIAN LAND No Crowds, Please! In a written test in our physiology hour recently the teacher asked: “Why does one take a bath?" “One takes a bath because the water gets too dirty when two take a bath,” answered Jeffrey, Jr. —Helen E. Mish . . A Dileanmal We are spending (he week at At- lantic City. Accordingly, we did not bother to purchase tickets for our return trip. ‘When the day of departure came very few seats were available on the outgoing trains. “We may have to take a drawing room,” said my father, “Aw, Gec!" sald Arthur, aged 6, half crying, “And I left my crayons at home!"” —Ruth D. Delclisur R Doing His Good Turn! Our Sunday school teaches was giving the usual five minutes to a discussion of doing a good turn, It was customary for each child to tell of one good turn done during the week. Reveral of the children had re- lated what they had done. One little tellow, being very bashful, was asked what he had done. “James, what was your good turn this week?” asked the teacher. Moment Momeut Saved Moment Saved Before .the Last Moment A Mossback! Auto Dealer. “Did you sell that fellow a car?” His Salesman: “No; he's the worst old crank I ever saw. I explained about our automatic cigar-lighter, 1 showed him our elliptical flower- vase, I dilated on Bur new three- chrome dwme illumination, I dem- onstrated our seif-serving ash-tray and then the old fool insisted on asking about the engine!™ —Rev. E. H. McCauley (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) 5 QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questie= Editor, New Britaln Herald, Washington Burea 1333 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enciciing two cents in stamps for veply. Medical, legal snd marital advies cannot be given. nor cap ex- tended research be undertaken. Al other questionsr will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tiditor, Q. Who is the youngest United States congressman ? A. George H. Combs, Jr. of Missouri, is the youngest member of the national house of representa- tives, Robert M. ILa Follette, of Wisconsin, is the youngest United States senator. Q. Who wrote Keys to Baldpate" A. George M. Cohan. Q. Is Joan Crawford the real name of the actress? 1Is she an American? A. Joan Crawford is an Ameri- can, born in 8an Antonlo, Texas, March 23, 1906. Her real name is Lucille le Seuer. Q. How many square feet are contained in an acre and haw many feet on each side would there be in a square containing an acre? A One acre contains 43,5660 square feet and a square containing an acre is approximately 208.7 feet on each side. Q. How many bank failures occurred in the United States last year? A During the year ended October 31, 1927 one hundred and thirty-five national banks were placed in charge of receivers. Data for the fiscal year ended June 30, 1927 shows that for that year there were 689 failures of state and pri- vate banks. Q. Is the earth round or flat A. The earth is round. It may be described as a “spinning globe" with a diameter of 8,000 miles and a circumference, in round numbers, | of 25.000 miles, slightly flattened at the north and south poles. Q. Doeos the earth revolve around the sun or the sun around the earth? A. The earth, along with other planets, moves around the sun from west to east. This journey is per- formed in about 365 1-4 days which we call a ycar. Q. When were “shinplastetrs® fractional currency bills) current in this country? A, In1 following the panie, and at other times thereafter, these fractional bills were issucd by the government. Q. How old is Rence Adorce? A. Twenty-seven. Q. How is Greenwich noynced? A. Gren'-itch. Q. What is tle value of a Unite States twenty-five cent piece date 18577 A. 25 fo 30 cents. Q. To what church did President Wilson belong? A. Southern Presbyterian. he play “Seven pro- | qa | d| “I held my siste hands while my mother gaver her castor ofl,” he said, proudly. Irs. Mabel Deller If well-known remarks were ilustrated n ( Mellaflnfls “Out of the mouths of babes.” 1U's & Factt Bennett: “What was the cross-country race?” Caswell: “The Gypsy!" —Mother R. first FUN SHOP FOLLIES o o e Dancing Footlight Footlight Dancing Before the Foetlights Q. Can one see stars from the bottom of a deep well in the day- time? A. The United States Naval Observatory says that there was formerly a widespread belief that stars could be seen in the daytime from the bottom of a deep well or mine shaft nearly as well as at night, but this belief is now gen- erally recognized to be without foundation in fact. Q. What baseball teams has Howard Ehmke of the Philadelphia Athletics, played on since he en- tered professional baseball? A. Los Angeles of the Pacific Coast league; Washington, Ameri- can league; Buffalo, Federal leagu Syracuse, New York State leagu Detroit, American league; Boston, American league; Philadelphia, American league. Q. How many slaves were there in the southern states in 1860 and what was their commercial valu A. The number of slaves in the southern states in 1860 was just short of four million. Their value, according to the census bureau es- timate was about: $1,600,000,000, Q. Does a church have to be of any particular size to be called,a *‘cathedral”? A. Cathedral is - defined as & church containing the cathedra or official throne of the bishop; the mother church of a diocese. Q. Is there anything in the United States constitution that for- bids the president from leaving the tric field Saturday. . L. 8 Wells said teday potato crop in this section will be an exceptionally Halt of it is rotten. Sclectman P. J. Prior ville is meeking to have mecticut Co. .and the - Plainville Tramway Ce. issue fers which wouid allow passengers on either line to change at Plaim- ville center and continue on the line —Two elderly women were reported near death at a hoapital here today as result of injuries received late yesterday id an automoblle accident in which two other women were killed. ‘Those who lost their lives were Mrs. Daniel J. Dooley, 47, mother of 13 children, and Mra.: Arthur Va laugh, 60, both of Salem. Little hope was held today for the recovery of Mrs. James J. Bennett, 60, and Mrs, Michael Muray, ¢3, also of Salem. They recelved fractured skulls and fractured legs when the automobile in which all were riding crashed Mead-on into & trolley car during a heavy rainstorm in North Andover, BIOWN BADLY BANGED Providenge, R. L, Oct. 2¢ (UP)— country in time of war o, in time of pedce? A. No. Q. Of what race are the Jews? A. They are members of a branch of the Semitic race. How many electoral votes| has the state of Pennsylvania? A. Thirty-eight. Q. Does a wolf lap water 1l dog? A 25 Years Ago Today The business men of the town are complaining that the town gov- ernment is not splitting its business evenly among the merchants, and the matter may be taken up at the next meeting of the Bussiness Men's association. A spokesman said to- day that something is wrong when a firm gets $990 worth of business and another concern in the same line receives but $200 worth, The Boys' ctub will open next Monday cvening. The directors would Jike to extend the work of the club, but they have not suf- ficient funds. Tomorrow night at the Russwin Lyceum, Sam 8. and Lee Shubert present Aubrey Boucicault in “Cap- tain Charlie,” a romance of the time of Napoleon, It is not gederally known, but the town lines of Plainville, South- ington, and New Rritain meet in the dam at Shuttle Mcadow. The water department pays taxes to Plainville, Southington, Berlin, Burlington, and Wolcott, The delivery tcams at the local refrigerators of Andrews, Swift & Co. and Armour & Co. will be di continued after Saturday. Bey uing Monday, the retailers will be obliged to come after their meat. The football team of the high school will play Middletown at Kl John Gillies, sophomore guard, will be out of the game for a few days as a result of a head. injury sustain- ed in & scrimmage at Rrown ysster. qay when he collided with Lou Far- ber. Bud Edwards was the only member of the regular backfield at practice. READ HERALD CLASSIFTED Relief from Gas. Stomach Pains likel o'n: are lil Telish food and ot e troubles, as a relief from ive even those of years' standing. Mr. Alexis Caya, 546 Hunt 8t., Woonsocket, R. 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