New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 23, 1928, Page 6

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The Werald is on sale daily im New York at Hotaling's Newssand, Times Square; Bchultr's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. e ——————————————— HOOVER'S MASTERPIECE Herbert Hoover gave an address fn New York yesterday which by pommon consent seems to be re- garded as his masterplece of the campaign. Yet it leaves commenta- tors pussled. Even stalwart Repub- Mean edjtors are baifled. Thé Republican candidate told the ‘country how in 150 years we have | bullt up a social system that 15 peculiarly American, “in which de-‘ centralized local responsibility is the very base.” He told how the government is nefcient when it meddies in bus- iness, The functions of the govern- ment at Washington, he held, should | ‘be reduced to a minimum. He oppos- | ied unnecessary boards, commissions, iand prying interferences. In short, | iMr. Hoover gave a magnificent ex- 'position of Jeffersonian democracy. Claude Bowers, fiery keynoter of ithe Democratic convention, who | analyzed Jeffersontanism and Hamil- | \tontanism in such striking and lurid Ilanguage, must have been delighted when he read the Hoover address. In the next book Bowers writes on ‘Jefterson he can well afford to quote Mr. Hoover at length. Unlike Hamilton, and like Jeffer- #on, Hoover steps forward as the na- ‘tion's most pronounced and fore- | most individualist. He does not be- lieve in too much federal govern- ment and too little local government. This American system of which he | speaks so eloquently, is nothing else but the original and genuine Jeffer- sonianism which both parties, as a | matter of plain historic fact, have | msomewhat. left behind in practiqy, | though not in theory. Individualism is something we all like to faver in private conversation. 1 But when we are confronted by tne actualities of government, the neced | for a spécies-of federal traffic regu- lation of business, {ndustry and ‘tommerce, we seem to agree that| ‘pegulation of this and that is not a Ibad thing but necessary. We talk iabout the need for government to | {an its pawa out of business; but careful readers of the nation's his- | 'tory soon discover that almost ail | -political action from the beginning ;bas been: predicated in whole or in | ipart upon the Hamiltonian principle lof strengthening the central govern- iment so that trade and commerce {might be advanced. Bfore the first iwords of the Constitution were writ- ‘tem the confederated states enjoyed | ‘s saturmalia of individualism, and it ‘was largely to avoid the evil conse- .quences that & central government ‘Bed 10 be established over the ‘opposition of individualists. * Bringing the situation up to the | ‘minute, what do we find? That the centralized local responsibility Mr. | iHoovér so eloguently talks about is ‘the very thing that Governor Smith ‘mont ardently desires in connection | ‘with the prohibition issue. Federal prohibition, according to the thesis of Mr. Hoover if carried to its logi- | cal conclusion, has no business being | engrafted upon the federal list of | functions. Prohibition if anything ;has been an invasion of local self- government and local responsibility. Governor Smith would return pro- hibition to local responsibility. So should Mr. Hoover, if his words at Madison Square Garden are to be taken at face value. 5 But in connection with this all- important question Mr. Hoover b lieves in and stands for the antithesis of local responsibility. Hr prefers to be known as the dry candidate, supported by the Anti- 8aloon league, the W. C. T. U. and other organizations it is not neces- sary to dignify by mentioning them. During the Mr. Hoover, eloquently proclaims, the government became a centralized very war, despotism. However desirable this might have | been during wartime, it s not an ideal for peace times, he says. And he is right. But the 1sth Amend- ment was written into the Constitn- tion during that very time, a product of that very despotism he is concern- ed about. Why shouldn't Mr. Hoover, like Mr. whole distance and modifying this relic of despotism? Smith, advocate going the THE TUNES OF OCTOBER Hoover “radiated confidence,” as the star writers have it. Indoed, he talk- ed confidence, “C.” standing for his middle initial, also stood for Con- fidence. At about the same time Jobn J. Raskob, also tarrying in New York, alluded to the well of confidence that was within him. The tide is not only turning toward Smith, according te Raskob, but it is overwhelming in extent. These election tunes of October get a good play in the papers. What if they confuse the public a bit; what it Mr. Average Voter cannot keep step to both tunes going at once. It has always been thus in October. It's a great month for whistling. STUDENTS AS VOTERS Why a college student should not be allowed to vote is one of those mysteries that fail to be solved with satistaction to all. Down in Prince- ton, N. J, the issue has attracted nationwide attention, as well it might. Students of voting age at Prince- ton, and at all other cqlleges, are entitled to vote. Residence during the time of study is at Princeton, and when each qualified voter has met the residence requirements of the town what logical reason is there that such citizens should not be al- lowed to vote? The situation is par- ticularly ridiculous at Princeton when it is considered that students in one district are allowed to vote while those in another district are denied this right. Students of voting age should be encouraged to vote, rather than be- ing classified with the insane or criminals, They usually are interest. ed in good government and can yield an intelligent vote. If one scratches deep enough one likely will find that political con. siderations underlie the objections. At this distance we do not know whether the students are classified as mostly Republican or mostly Democratic; regardless of their as. sumed political leanings, however, they should be granted their citizen- ship rights without quibbling. END OF JACK DUNN Jack Dunn, who died while atop a mount, was one of the country's most remarkable baseball managers. Had he managed a major league team as successfully he would "have been regarded as a genius. As it was, he was regarded with interest but then, after all, he was the leader of a minor league team. It has so happened that his team won the pennant in a first class | league on seven occasions. His team, | in fact, was so strong some years that it was discouraging to the other teams in the circuit. Most astonish- | ing of all, for years he refused to | “sell” any of his star players to the big leagues, although finally he let some of them go in order to even up the strength of his team compared with the others, Incidentally he dis- covered Babe Ruth. i If, Babbitt-like, we care to gorge oursclves upon success in baseball | management we can tarry with profit upon Dunn. He graduated from the major leagues to the ownership of the Baltimore team. Perhaps, it he had been content to manage a major league team, he might have been able to win a world's series. But some of the world's series managers don't thrive for many years. Dunn’s system was vastly more profitable. He preferred to be a very big toad in a smaller puddie. What if he got so big in the puddle that he made the water drain over the surrounding levees? THE PEACE CONFERENCE ‘What the On Lecngs and the Hip | Sings periodically fight about is no- body’s business. The public, however, dislikes to note how unoffending Chinamen can suddenly become as ruthless in their behavior as Chi- cago gangsters. But the tongmen have one indis- putable advantage over the gunmen who thrive best near Lake Michigan. They know when they've got enough and have sense enough to know how | to stop. QUITE A LOCAL STORY are interesting; but sometimes the attendance is poor. Even during & heated political campaign many & lecal rally takes place with but a poor attendance, and most of thoss on hand consisting of the faithful who obey the call as one of duty rather than a pleasurable willing- ness, Many a meeting takes place in the Ctiy Hall; grave public questions are discussed. But scarcely anyone is there but those lured by duty or personal interest. The other day, however, saw the presentation of & congressional medal to Thomas A. Edison. The event took place in the old laboratory of the inventor at Orange, N. J. Under ordinary circumstances this would have been s “far-away” event —had it not been for the astonishing radlo hookup which caused it to be a morsel for the firesides in millions of American homes. The polnt is, right in New Britain, thousands of people listened to Pres. ident Coolidge, Secretary Mellon, Mr. Edison, and others taking part, and it required no unusual imagina- tion to ses the entire proceeding. More people by far heard this unique ceremony than ever see or hear the weighty events that take place iIn the city building. Where thousands ot citizens all but see such a cere- mony it all but becomes a local story. In many respects Mr. Edison 1s our greatest citizen. His name is known, honored and revered throughout the civilized world. He represents the highest flower of American genius. Yet he has never been a money grubber; he has never placed the {arnefln: of money above the joy of ‘work for the sake of achievement. Many of his most im- portant inventions he “sold” for & song; others, particularly corpora- tions, have made fortunes from marketing the products of his brain. One hears no words of regret from this great man, however; if he had it to do over again he probably would act in the same manner. The lack of the millions that others ex- tracted from some of his inventions somehow does not detract from the glory and fame of this our greatest mechanical genius. This to the think. ing should mean something. It must indicate that we actually think more of unquestioned genius than we do of money. DEFEATING ITS PURPOSE Police authorities who boss the blinker light system downtown must have noticed before this—If they are observant—that the blinker system partly defeats its purpose if the green lights giving the right of way to automobiles are unnecessarily long. During such periods the dear pub- lic on the sidewalks are supposed to remain there, But what happens? Pedestrians, growing restless at the long walt, plunge across the highways in in- creasing numbers. They seem to see no sense in being deprived of their liberty to get to their destinations without what appears to be unneces. sary delay. Especially is this true when no automobiles are within rea- sonable distance to menace life and limb. ‘Which is merely more proof that the blinkers do not perform any- where as efficiently as traffic police- men. MOUNTAIN FLYING An airmail pilot, flying over the mountains of Pennsylvania, came to his death the other night. His fate was due to something going wrong with his plane; yet he would have had at least a fighting chance for life had there been landing ficlds at vales. {in this region it seems unlikely that there will be many of them for many airmen will remain a constant source of danger; more dangerous, in fact, than the Rocky mountains. The recent log of transcontinental flyers clearly proves why the eastern | mountains are more dangerous than the higher western peaks. Planes The tong war, it seems, was set- tled in the basement of a store in Hartford. Rivals, during a sort of armistice, sat around a long table; spokesmen talked softly as eyes ceaselessly glimpsed every movement ‘made hy all those present. Talk and hard thinking was followed by bal- loting, which lasted 24 hours. The peace delegates apparently there for a successful termination of the war no matter how long it took. were Finally, when all eyes had become drugged for want of sleep and bodies swayed in wearisome tempo, peace was finally declared. Everyone pres- lent had energy left to heave a sigh of peace. What the American public cannot understand is why the tongs do not hold their peace conferences before the outbreak of hostilities and thus prevent a dozen Or 80 unnecessary But perhaps, if such a fatalities. thing could be asked a Chinaman, | he would blandly ask why the Cau- casian gunmen and gangsters do not set the cxample. And that would be ilra\‘ersu the Alleghanies by flying |over the mountains; beneath them ’nes countless square miles of |treacherous, rolling, tree-clad coun- try. Forced landings mean almost sure death. The Rocky mountains, though |ed in the same manner. Planes cross them by flying throvgh well marked passes. It is not necessary to cross the peaks; these rear themselves up alongside the planes. The very fact that there are passes enables the air- men to find their way over the Rockies with better safety. The southern and northern passes, those followed by | railroads, are the most popular. If the air mails in crossing the Alleghanics would go out of their way a bit, like they do in crossing | the Rockies, they could make & safer crossing by flying west from Albany, through the Mohawk valley. This | service but would have a tendency to save life. something the Caucasians could not answer. 4 Hikers just now fear to walk in convenicnt intervals through that re- i glon of tree-topped mountains and | Desirable as such landing fields are | {much higher, need not be negotiat- | the transcontinental | might add an hour to the air mail | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, the woeds because they might be Arriving In New York, Herbert| Doings at many & local gathering | mistaken for whatever animals hunt- ors have a habit of shooting at. It they stick to the highways, how- ever, they are in even more danger from automobiles. , ‘The demand made upea Mr. Hoov. or to remove Dr. Work as campaign manager doubtiess won't be success- ful. I¢ he did that Mn Hoover would almost ocertainly lose Dr. Work's vote; and this is & campaign in which every vote counta. Holdup men who have been in- festing the Back Bay section of Bos- top have averaged around $1 per holdup, acording to the Boston Globe. You gueased it; they failed to hold up any of the bootleggers. A politician’s idea of the ailent vote is that it now sounds like static, Don't overdo the excitement. S8ave some of your nerves for the night of November 6. A new slant on football betting: ‘Wagering on how many times during & game the whistle will be blowa. Facts and Fancies Nothing else so delights a man's vanity as the discovery that the girl who once jilted him later married unhapptly. [R— Detectives who never can get a glimpse of hold-up men should get a job at some croas-roads filling sta- tion. The political bug, as you perhaps know, is a cross between the hum- bug and the straddle bug. It you've ever carried a spear in a Roman mob scene, you know how it feels to be one of the other mem- hers of the Yankee team. licenses decreased in But there is in the li- Marriage New York this year. no appreciable decrease cense of the married. Wives are people who Kkick you on the shin when you start to pick up the wrong fork. It works out all right. The fat- jowled millionaire type doesn't look good in a derby, anyway. Now let's have a nice enamel- covered contraption you can attach to a light socket to manufacture winter heat, The man punished by the state and then delivered to federal au- thorities doubtless feels much as you do when the ice man delivers you to the coal man. Americanism: Having the appen- dix, tonsils and teeth removed; at- tributing all subsequent ailments to gland or blood pressure. Tt it takes two to break the prohi- bition law, why isn't one as guilty as the other? It isn’t & genuine lasue unless you yearn to swat the fellow who doesn’t agree with you about it. About 1900 years ago another preacher who talked about man's sins was accused of talking politics. Mussolinl says, “vou aren’t a man if you aren't a father.,” So there, ladies; you might as well quit try- ing. “He's old sald the Correct this sentence: enough to be her father, i gossip, “but nobody makes catty re- marks about their engagement.” Copyright 1928, Publishers Syndicate. Observations On The Weather Washington, Oct. 23.—Forecast for Southern New England: Cloudy, with rain tonight and possibly on the coast Wednesday —morning, colder Wednesday and in western Massachuaetts tonight; fresh to |strong south winds, shifting to | northwest Wednesday morning. Forecast for Eastern New York: years to come. The Alleghanies to |Cloudy and colder tonight, preceded | by showers this afternoon and early tonight; Wednesday fair and colder; fresh to strong south and southwest winds this afternoon, shifting to | northwest tonight. Conditions:, A long trough of low pressure prevalls this morning over the Mississippi valley and rains are progressing eastward into the lower Ohio valley and upper lake | regions. Pressure is high over the | Atlantic coast states, the plains | states and the Pacific coast dis- | tricts but low over the Canadian {nnr'hwom. Temperatures are ris- ing over the Ohio valley and middle | Atlantic states and falling over the | plains states and northern Rocky mountain districts. * Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather followed by increasing cloudiness with slowly rising tem- perature. Temperatures yesterday: High 6 . 64 63 | AMEAR) 1 oniemiomaiing | Atlantic City ...... Boston ...... Buffalo 60 Chicago . 64 | Cincinnaty . .92 Denver . . 40 Detroit . . 62 Duluth 1 Hatteras .. 66 | Kansas City . 58 Los Angeles . : q2 I Miami ....c..0 54 Minneapolls 56 Nantucket . 60 New Haven . New Orleans Norfolk, Va. New York . Northfield, Vt. Pittsburgh Portland, Me. musmc, ws 60 A CLEAN SWEEP FOR FUN ON HALLOWEEN? While both sides claim they'll sweep each State, The time draws near to celebrate The night when witches swesp the earth Of every grouch and just leave mirth! bourgeouis abroad?” Richman: “Fine! And believe me, them foreigners know how to cook il DAT ROARIN' LION A New-Negro Spiritual. By William Preese. By the light of the Jungle Moon, You can hear that African croon: Lissen to dat roarin’ lion! Lissen to dat roarin’ llon! Down in de monkey land, I got a monkey gland. And now I'm ah roarin® lion, Hebem! Hebem! Hebemly day! Sebem! Sebem! Done rolled mah way! The African troubadour Now becomes the hunted for: Hippo in de ribber; Lion on mah trall; Tiger in de tree top; Oh, heah me wail! Lissen Mister Roarin’ Lion! Lissen Mister Roarin' Lion! Gururrr! Gururrr! Feet leave dis land! Dat lion go'n git a nigger gland! FExplaining It? Scott: “I just got an invitation to a formal dinner.” Merrill: “What's a ner’ Scott: “One where there is a lot to eat and you've got to be too po- lite to eat it!” —Elizabeth Matthews, ‘formal din- SUGGESTED SONG THEME: “He ,was only a sailor boy, but she knocked the tar out of him!" A Matter of Anatomy? Norman came home from school sadly puzzled. “Daddy,” he queried, “which is your front ear?” “Front ear?" asked Dad, aston- ished. “There's no such thing as a front ear, sonny." “Oh yes there is.” insisted his small son. *“Miss Greene wvas read- ing to us today and she said the Indians attacked the whites on the front-ear.” —XKatherine Robertson. THE GREEN-EYF) MONSTER! By Maurice Presbey Although Madge had always been a devoted wife—devoted to me—T could not help a little jealousness creeping. in my heart every time 1 left her. I don’t know why, but this morning the little green devils were more persistent than usual and after kissing her good-bye, instead of go- ing on down to the office, I stepped into the closet. Almost an hour passed without anything happening to cerify my suspicions. I could hear Madge as she went about her household work. The closet was close and hot and I was wondering how T could slip out without Madge knowing that T had been spying upon her. I decided— oh, well, I'll make out like T forgot my keys. So I started to leave the closet when the doorbell rang!! Madge went ¢~ the door. Prob- ably a collector of some sort, 1 thought, although deep in my heart was the fear that it might verify my suspicions. Then my heart beat faster as I heard the unmistakable sounds of kissing—of a masculine volce making love to “fadge. My anger rose to a world's record alti- tude. So Madge, the little mnocent little angel, was playing me! They entercd the room to which the closet T was hidden in belonged -|and I glimpsed them through the keyhole. He had his arm around her! Then I saw his face. Imagine my surprise. Tt Madge's husband. He had home from New York! was come NS AN ] Photographer—Now watch the little birdie come out! Plenty! Moore: “What are you peeved |about? Welles: “My daughter’s in love {with a burglar and he calls every day at thmsee in the morning!” —Mrs. Rita Odiorne. A young man can spare the arm that it takes to hug a girl while driving, but he can't spare the mind that it takes to opecrate the GRACE! o YOU DO IF YOU {HAD BUT THREE DAYS TO LIVE? Would you three days in plous contemplation, spend your night life? Gosh, NO! 1 wrote a joke about it and sold it to The Fun Shep for emough to consult another dector: —Leenard C. Kislcey, 80% STANDING! Juliet, "29: tions yesterda: Sylvia, '3 Juliet, °29: “Half-past two.” Sylvia, '30: “How'd you come out?” Juliet, *29:; “I half-passed two!" —Bruce Gaffroa. (Copyright, 1938, Reproduction Forbldden) ' You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questioz Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean, 1323 New York avenus, Washingtoa, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questione will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can. not be answered. All letters are con- Adential.—Tiditor. Q. What is monel metal A. An alloy of the following ap- proximate composition: Nickel, 67 per cent; copper 28 per cent, and 5 per cent of other metals (iron, Manganese, silicon). Q. What race of people constitute the majority of {nmates of prisons in the United States? A. According to the lattest sta- tistics of the United States census (1923) the totatl prison population of the United States was 109,075, Of that number 73,549 were of the white race, 34,178 negroes, ¢13 In- dians, 368 Chinese and Japanese, 41 other races and 526 race unknown. Q. Where and through what states does the Buwanee river run? A. It rises in the Okefinokee Swamp, in the south part of Georgla and passes into Florida. It runs nearly south, forms the western boundary of Columbia,Suwanee and Alachua counties and enters the Gulf of Mexico in Suwanee Bay, 12 miles northwest of Cedar Keys. Q. How many two cent stamps were sold by the United States in 19272 A, 12,554,686,690. Q. What is the weight of a cubic inch of steel? A. About .2838 pounds. Q. What is the meaning of the name Ita or Itha A. It is from the Erst (Celtic) and means “Thirsty”. Q. What is the air line distance from Ban Francisco, California to Tokyo, Japan and what is the dis- tance by the usual steamer route? A., It is 6,347 miles from San Francisco to Tokyo via Honolulu. It is 5,250 miles direct air line from San Francisco to Tokyo. Q. What time is it in Tokyo when it is 12 o'clock noon in 8an Francisco? A. When it is 12 o'clock noon Pacific standard time in San Fran, cisco it is 5 o'clock a. m. (morning of the following day) in Tokyo, Japan. Q. For what movie corporation did Douglas Fairbanks produce “Robin Hood"? A. United Artists Corporation. Q. Who was Abel Janszoon Tas- for Q. How is the name Natalle pronounced? What does it mean? A. It is pronounced nat'-al-es. It comes from the French and faeans “a Christmas child”. , Q. Is the United States a repub- lc or a democracy? A. The United States is both a republic and a limited democracy. In a pure democracy the people of the country would vote directly on every issue. There has never been & pure democracy, except in some of the city-states of ancient Greece and in small communitiea. But in giving the vote to the people, we have to a certain extent *“people- rule” which is the meaning of democracy. Rule through represen- tatives chosen by the people, instead of through a monarch, or hereditary family, makes it arepublic as well. Democracy is the Greek word, re- public the Latin, They mean prac- tically the same. Q. What is the famous story of the governor of North Carolina and the governor of South Carolina? A. The story runs that a gover- nor of South Carolina required the return of a fugitive slave. The governor of North Carolina hesi- tated because of the powerful friends of the fugitive. He gave a banquet to his official brother. The governor of South Carolina in a speech demanded the return of the slave and ended with the words: “What do you say?” The governor of North Carolina replied: “It's a long time between drinks”, Q. When did Eva Fay die? How old was she? A. Bhe died May 12, 1927, ‘was about 60 years old. Q. What is the value of the straw hats manufactured in the United 8tates? Which states pro- duce the greatest number? A. S8traw hats manufactured in the United Btates in 1925 were valued at $28,153,899. The princi- pal factories are located in New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Maryland, Missouri and Pennsyl- vania. Q. What are the aonditions of the charter of the American Red Cross? A. The charter granted by act of congress of January 5, 1905, a thorizes it, “to furnish volunteer aid to the sick and wounded of armies in time of war in accordance with the convention of Geneva; to act in matters of voluntary relief and in accord with the military and naval authorities as a medium of com- munication between the American people and their army and navy; to continue to carry on a system of national and international relief in time of peace and to apply the same in mitigating the suffering caused by pestilence, famine, fire, floods, apd other great national calamities, and to devise and carry on measures for preventing same.” 25 Vears Ag_c_v Today C. L. Barnes was a visitor at the Herald office today. Mr. Barnes re- marked that his difficulty with the Chestnut street building line had been straightened out to his satis- faction, the opposing parties having She ploy of the Plainville Knitting mill and taken a pesition with the Ingra. ham Co. in Bristol. His fellow em. ployes have presented him with @ gold-headed umbrella, Chief Rawlings says that several local people have left to go to New York and join with Dowile, the evangelist, whe has announced his plan of going to Rome and convert- ing the Pope. However, none of them have sold their property to donate the money to the .‘“cause,” as has been done in some towna. The chief wishes he could interfers to prevent such foolish actions. Visitors coming to New Britals complain of the carriage service. The hacigmen, like ghe rest of mankind, demand one day of rest each week, and they have selected Bunday. As trafiic is heavy on this day, there are insufficient accommodations. The evening school sessions will begin tonight in the Grammar, Bur. rit, and Bartlett achools.-Miss Elisa. beth Wainwright will teach at the Burritt school. Representative J. E. Cooper is 8 member of the committes of four appointed to Investigate the needs at the county building. The first snow of the winter fell here today. The high achool football team de- feated the Yale Seniors at Electric fleld yesterday by 10 to 0. Kallberg and Curtin made the two touc downs. Yale had two men hurt and there were no substitutes, so Cap- tain Curtin lent Yale two men te finish the game with. The crowd numbered about 300, Hartford wal- loped Holyoke by 23-0, and New Britain knows it must do better to win its big game. NEW DISCOVERY STOPS FITS Brooklyn, N. Y. A new remedy has been discovered that stops the most stubborn cases of Epileptic lepsy Colonies use it; great medical specislists recom. mend it. THE PHENOLEPTOL CO. will , send a FREE Interesting booklet to anys one who writes to Box 71, §t. John's P1, Sta., Brooklyn, N. Y. Dept, 112. Letters treated strictly confidential. Itching Eczema There is one safe dependable treatment for the itching torture of Eczema. 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