New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 17, 1928, Page 8

New Britain Heral Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Strest SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year $2.00 Three Monthe 75c. & Month Entered at the Post Office at New Britain as Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office Editorial Rooms . 25 926 The only profitable advertising mediuru ia the City. Circulation books and pruss oo always upen to advertisers. Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively en- | titled to the use for re-publication all news credited to it or not otherwise credited in this er and also local ol is « national furnishes newspupern with a strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statisti Based upon this audit. This insures tection against fraud i newspaper tribution figures to both national Yocal advertiscra, and | sale daily in New York at Hotaling ewsstand, Times Bquare; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Cuntral, 42nd Street. The Herald is on L A Chicago doctor has declaimed that half a million lives be: saved unnually by education and publicity. We don't mind the “edu cation” part of this theory, but the *“publicity” is likely to kill off hall & million editors. can Ireland has money in bright col- ®rs, said the headline. Well. green | kan be considered bright. But that Wouldn't make Irish money out of & greenback. Our impression is that a man who simply must have his regular sleep ®hould never become the captain of | a dirigible. In Whose skirts are not an inch bulow the knce are buing sent home. Even | with that minimum few hercabouts suspected that Turkish girls become civilized so quickly that high. Constantinople schoolgirls had as to raise ‘em the road hetween id Eggs laid while you wait." Come to think of it, that is nothing temarkable, provided the buyer gots there just about the time the Even A sign along Raltimore and Frederick, Md., is to read: * Yen is ready to do business. 1% man who wants two dozen conld | arcommodated, provided he wait . ' g cnough. Hown on the Cathole road there 1 ¢ been another attempted holdup; L1 New Britain there has been an- other “key worker” job. Both the police and the public are being made to look like eusy marks. One policeman down in Philadel- phia is said to have deposited more than $356.000 in four banks bhefore he retired from the force. Unlike certain famed oil scandal witnesses. he didn't have enough to tove to Europe and profess a lack of interest in American affairs ever thereafter. sense THE “CON" OUT OF ECONOMY | We never thought it was the bus- fnexs of the government to preach | economy from the house tops. If the practice of cconomy was so self- evident then it would not need the ballyhoo. According to the Sedalia | wpeech of Governor Smith there has | been too much ballyhoo and too lit- tle practice. If, however, it is pos- #ible to get a laugh out of some of the allcged savings some good may have been accomplished. 1If the laughs come high they at least aid the digestion. | 1t appears that Mr. Smith has been delving into the . S. Treasury re- | Ports. Naturally Mr. Smith chuckled. There was the assets of only $2.- | 600,000,000 left from the Wilson ad- | Mr. ftem from the war added bodily to the savings of the grand old party: and when the t iy reported that ar th “spent $1,895,000,000 Tes ministration. Smith found this 1n the last fiscal y administra- tion i In 1921, Mr. * than Smith had a hard time ughing it off. hen there ds the claim that by the federal ministration has been able to reduce “rigorous cconomy’ ad- expenses by $2,000,000.000 annually According 1o the andi Aute that werely represents the dif forenes st i } where Democratic et een peace ting war it titne cost of governm not the a n ror assels ave heen deficits in 1922 and and substantially fess sur- s in othe Ther entire years, is something wrong in the picture of vconomy. In the Republican campaig “Neither hook are these lines 18 there any denial that more moncy is heing priy the than was appropriated three or four yeurs ago.” cost |oss appro «d 10 oprrate government Government seems to and also more, depending upon one's politics, The erack at the xovernor took a descrved “deferred appropriation” system: which cnables the govern ment to propare the groundwork for monetary by tickling the surface. expenditures first {the police a mint of trouble. | vincing the folks hack home | they need so mnch for incidentals. !records in collegiate ferocity? Everyone remembers the propa- ganda which emanated asveral years ago from Washington to the effect that as the government was making savings of various sorts the citles, towns, villages and communities should do the same. The local com- munities at the time were hard pressed to catch up with their needs following the failure to build and expand and improve during the war. It turns out that at the same period the national government, which has control over the District | of Columbia and of the city of Washington, itself was vastly in- creasing local expenditures in the District and city. But we didn't hear a word about that. | This alleged economy ballyhoo always gave us a; great pain and we are glad it has been somewhat debunked during this sovernmental | | campaign. | WAR IN NEW HAV | This time Yale men did not alarl; the war. Not even Harvard was | represented in the legion of honor. It was a battle between divisions of | that staid, conservative and casy. going institution of culture, yan, oue of the points in town to which residenters point with pride. The scrap was staged in | faraway New Haven, and in a pub- lic place, and the upshot is that the good dean will “investigate,” saving | The cost of such sanguinary counters must considerable. Clothes cost money, and many col- lege stud have trouble in con- that en- be ents Now when clothes are torn from the backs of students during such a melee it is time tor parents to form | a sort of protective association. Just imagine a fellow being forced to wander through a hotel lobby dressed only in his B. V. D.'s; and with women aronnd, too. What a show! What embarrassment! We hear much in these days about the high cost of education. Why not pass a law preventing stu- | dents from ruining what they w(-uri in fruitless endeavors to set up new | We | think the Yale News, a hard-work- | ing organ in the cause of cultural | reform. will agree with us. As long | as no Y were involved in the proccedings that should be casy. le men THE HARTPFORD AUDITORIUM Hartford Is patting itself on the | back at the rapid progress heing made with the construction of the Horace Rushnell Memorial Hall. | the corner stone of which was laid | the other Hartford roundly | congratulated us when we dedicated the World War Memorial monu- | we gladly reciprocate and | trust that the great auditorium, when completed, will fill the voil | for such a hall which has been felt in the capital city for years. The auditorium 1s to be the gift of Mrs. Dotha Bushnell Hillyer, daughter of the famous clergyman in Hartford | who was the father of the city's park system. The cxample thus &t in Hartford will eventually percolate to other cities of the state not pos- sessing such gathering places. | THE PLAINVILLE PARK 1t is indecd a pleasure to note that Plainville is proceeding swiftly in providing the Charles H. Norton park for the use of the people. In- triguing also is the observation that the old canal bed is being blasted in order to provide a waterway in the park. A good stream, pond or lake in a public park makes its value to the public double what it would he without ft. w Britain, which points day. ment; with pride to its investments made in ars ago. will not hesitate to neighboring town rarks congi its upon its public spirit a Plainville 18 wide-awake. ulate HE MODERN DISAGRE It to oe said that sceing a collision, a dog fight or 4 street brawl could give an account .1 in every particular used nobody of it that u with that given by any other eye witness. Many a ‘udge has been puz- Zled by disconcerting evidence given by otherwise reliable citizens. The modern source of ment is trying to prove how fas autoist was traveling when the offi him for speeding. ¥ heard of the autoist recing on this point? er arrested myone ever and the cop Neither have we Judge Saxe has lald down a prec- cdent that 1rists 1o puuse of the ing to Lelieve the cop. at ht to canse all spe before they run ifon luw The judge says he will &ettle much. WHA Mayor Paonessa is awaiting word from Mr Mr Mavor Day. Day is awaiting word from Puonessa think has yet sald anything. The Day to a debate on The mayor debate be held Mr. Day, One from this that nither The challenged Mr. would facts are these mayor the high school problem sugzested the ina <chool auditorium ing the challenge, the debate be held before the of pt suggested that Board Finance and Taxation and th. Commeon Council Now they disagree about the de- 4 enterprise. | tails. Tie mayor evidently wauts it all his own way while Mr. Day stiti favors the discussion take place be- tore the finance board of the council. The mayor calls Mr. Day's plan an “evasion.” Mr. Day can’t see any evasion with either a pair of binoc- ulars or a microscope. We have a hunch that this debate will not take place. That it is go- ing to be just another of those lohn Roach Stratoa versus Al Smith affairs. WHAT WE GET FOR $33 It was high time that someone with courage hit at the pretensiona of the state Republican machine which is eternally tooting the horn of how great Connecticut {8 man- aged and how its good fortune com- pares with that of the state of New York. And it is a satisfaction indeed to note that Mrs. Nicholas Moseley of New Haven, daughter of former President Ha'i~y of Yale, attended to this neces:i.:y operation. Governor Trumbull, figures, will find her comparative statistics hard to anawer. In fact, he will do no such thing. The per capi- ta cost of government in New York is $16; in Connecticut just twice as much, or $32, according to Mrs. Moscley. And for the $16 New York is get- ting approximatewy twice as much as Connecticut is for the $32, again according to Mrs. Mose The figures sound convincing. One needs only to realize that Con- necticut lacks a long list of the public benefits that New York state is enjoying to agree with Mrs. Moseley that the Republican admin- istration in Connecticut is not all it has becn cracked up to be. A woman has given the best state political speech so far enunciated Lereabouts by spokesmen for either party. e DEBUTS AND OTHERWISE A musical debut in New York is the aim of all budding talent. n costs money to hire a hall, however; and there is the gamble that the third dstant music critics may pan the performance and the write- up. as a result, cannot be used in the ads throughout the hinterland. But the fond daddics of the am- bitious, or their wealthy 'cousins, keep the debut pot a-burning all season and there is never too many halls to go around. They ‘also keep the music eritics busy, If not angry. Now the National Broadcasting Company would make use of the undaunted talent in another man- ner, permitting the embryonic art- ists to gain access to the air. This will be profitable to the broadcast- ing concern, but it is to be doubted whether there is much profit in he schemé for the young musicians. The whole delut business hinged upon the possibility of using a line or so of what the critics re- port in the newspapers. It so hap- pens that the critics don’t go out of thelr way to take note of radio con- nd this being so, there will ance of landing the happy the has corts be no ¢ phrases for advertisements in niusic trade papers or for stuffers in the envelopes sent to local concert manasgers. But the radio company is going to got a lot of talent at a low cost, f for the broadcasting hoys. Rt IS CL FARMERS' CO-OPERATY The Conneeticut tobacco growers. having had cnough of the famed o-operation” that political spokes- men have been talking about for years as one of the methods of rais- ericulture out of the mud, has the old e classi- |ing ieea d to do business on | plan. The system can |fied as an “eminent fatlure.” being panacea the campaign nothing I8 | heard of the co-operative for farmers? 1t was no longer than { hat it was held forth {a year ago I as a cure-all. Anyway, it wouldn't work in Con- pecticut. The tobacco growers have had cnough plus fl-lardware Tl:ade in General Anpears Healthy New York, Oct. 17.--Mcthodical what stable, thercby protecting the Hardware Age will suy to- in its weekly market sum- Hardware jobbers and | 1ation, | morrow [ mary. ilers are greatly « | condition and look good for a Htry are repor | averuges, the zutomobile industry for instance, predicting the | facture of more motor « | this period of the year. | aflers’ stocks are not heay and jobbers, with well arranged and |adequate supplies, are ready ks of the year rm we and s<how [ very few change Colle | i Sofia. government has pefitioned the re- ations commitice 1o postpo collection of the third IS 10NS to use the money to rebuild, the carthquake zone. vain with | - not free of cost. It's quite an ld«al By the way. how is it that during | marketing of heavy crops by farm- | ers is expeeted to keep prices some- | buying power of the agrarian popu- e re- couraged by this for the halance of the | ng good cmployment | manu- than in for ly increased business during the . 17 ®—The reparation | yment of 14000000 Teva (about | pittshurgh | $98,000) to enable the government | Portland, e, ... Fects and Fancies An outlaw is a man who breaks luws you approve. Maybe the wite doesn't mend your clothes because it takes all her energy to mend your ways. * Hypocrite! One who spoils a dol- lar to get enough ham for one meal | and then feels sorry for the farmer | who has a row of hams in the smokchouse. How times change! The Good Samaritan offered wine and oil to the man who fell among thieves, and now the thieves offér wine and oil, 1f a child of ten has sense enough to drive a ear, it wasn't inherited from the parents who can trust their car to a kid of that age. ve scen several of these me- chanical men that can talk. But they say very iittle, and seem re- sentful when you ask where the ribbon counter 1=, Times change a little. When the cave man completed his education, he had a tiger skin as proof. Of course modern youth Is more | frank and self-reliant. What old- fashioned lad possessed the ncrve to hold up a livery stable to get spending money? You don't hear much about foot- ball except when i's being prac- ticed. 1f only people were that way about religion. Americanism: A florid he-man being kicked on the shin because he picked up the wrong fork. bit- the Love 1s sweet, but Oh! how ter, when love letters make court room titter. Why worry aboyt the surplus? Give each farmer a permit to raise and market so much, and fix the price. tect France for a time, but her ulti- mate safety must depend on the | gentle stork. ! Nomination: A political menon that convinees you crookedness of a man you three months ago. pheno of the praised For that matter, the Allics of- ficlally repudiatad storfes about in- ‘fants on German bayonets—but the stories helped just the same. “Most people of 80 are vegetari- ans.” That just shows you can't be- lieve what you hear. 1ots of peorle call them octogenarians. Perhaps the hest example of noetic justice is afforded by the un- | dertaker who sticks a hold-up gang 1$15.000 for a funeral. The fable ma ken the busy ant su- perior to the grasshopper, but any pedestrian would trade his winter supplies for a pair of hind legs like that, Correct this sentence: “When 1 was young,” sail she, “girls never even thought of such thing: Copyright 1928, ubli; syndicate Observaticns Cn The Wea:her Washington, Oct. 17.—Forecast for Southern New England: Cloudy, followed by showers late tonight or [Thursday; cooler Thursday in | northern Massachuscits; moderate |to fresh southwest winds. Forccast for Iastern New Probably showers tonight | Thursday; cooler in north portion | | tonight and in central and north | portions Thursday. Moderate south- 'wom. winds, York: and | Conditions: The disturbance that | overspreads the contral and north- {ern portions of the country cast of the plains states prevails as a long | trough of low pressure extending | from the central Gulf region north- ward to lowa and thence northeast- '\\:lrd to the St Lawrence valley. It has two centers of minimum [pressure: One over Doucet: the [ other near Kansas City. Mo. Cloudy |and unsettled weather with tercd showers prevails «quite gen- Lerally east of the plains states st amounts of rain re- inches at Nash- il 210 inches at Gal- | veston, Temperatures con- {tinue hizh in the north Atlantic states. Planes ficrce as eagles may pro- | | is not a disease in scat- | Conditions favor for this vicinity | The Season for 'Em! Now pumpkins grin from ear to ear As Hallowe'en approaches, Folks, Let Fun-kins on each face appea Smiles lighted up by Fun 8hop jokes! Prompt! Curtis: “If 1 were you that fellow a bill.” Slater: “All right; no sooner said than dunned!” I'd send VER! AND VICE VERSA Her Name? She's the prettiest maiden That ever was born. Her lips are a rose 3 And—her tongue is its thorn! —Samuel Berliner DR Noal's Escape! I'sc tinkin® 'bout de mighty flood Dat lasted fohty day: I'se t'inkin® dat ole Noah had Mos' pow'ful cause fo' praise. Supposin® dat it had been snow Dat whirled, an' whirled, whirled— Boy! What a job he would hab had To shovel off de world! —John L. Scott . an’ . How They Carry Their Polet You will find it a difficult matter To move with the people of rank, Ior, to walk on soclety's tight rope. Your balance must be at the bank! —Jeffrey Blinzen Head! Weaver: “Skirts getting shorter.” Buckle one who can lend you a cent!” —N. E. Frick .are HEADACHES By Dr. George Rockwell |This article is a brilliant dis- cussion of the popular malady | | —headaches. At the very minute * tiis is being written 50 per cent of the people of this country are enjoying some form of headache. | Yorty per cent have had them. and the other ten will. Know- | ledge is power. Read this article, and Know Your Headaches. Headaches are as old as the world, and were tormerly ‘ooked upon as a disease in themselves. | The only cure known in those rays was effected by surgical operation or amputation of the head, and we read of such famous men as John the Baptist taking this treatment Today, after centuries of bad liquor, jazz bands and street noises. however, we know a great deal more ahout headuches than we did then. We know that the headache| itself, but is rature’s method of telling us that something is wrong clsewhere. The morning headache of the drunkard may indicate that as ‘he sobers up he will find pis umbrella in ‘he bed, and discover that he has been standing in the sink all night. “he headaches common to married wo- men show that they are suffering from a sink full of dishes; whil» farmer's headaches ofttimes point to a chronic -condition known a3 falling of the mortgage. A common custom for sccur temporary relief is to drink coffe which has developed a class of peo- ple known as coffee cranks, but Iike all cranks they arp traveling in circles and get no place. These cof- fee cranks have a great tendency fo 8 there is something wrong with their coffee, upon which point their im- mediate associotes generally differ, | contending the trouble is with the cocoa. CEome quick, BN, tho ‘m's’ or only one in cloudy and showery weather fol- fair und slightly cooler. atures yesterday Low . | Atlanta . 6s | Atlantic City | Roston ! 1tuffalo Chicago .. | Cincinnati benver . Detroit | Duluth o | Hatteras | Kansas City . | Los Angel | Miami | Minneapolis | Nantucket . w Haven . ~66 74 70 o 64 68 * | 8t. Louis .. Washington 66! | Weather forec: It | tainly continue to reign! will cer- “Docs your new ste- nographer min her P's and Q's? Burnett: “I don't know. All notice is her éyes!™ 1 —Julius Oswald Must Be “How are Awful? Lewis: the your way Clarke: “Terrible [ Lewis: “Detours?” Clarke: “Worse than that | They've even got delours around the detours now!” roads out K. D. Oser (Copyright, Reproduction ! Forbidden) | There rehes for finger _print identifications in Scot- land Yard In 1927, of which 17,427 proved successful. “Yes, it's hard to find | i Practically all {older part of the city was demolish- | be Irrituble in the morning, claiming ! QUEATIONE ANSWERED You can get an answer tp any Question of fact or information ULy writing to the Questicz Kditor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 1322 New York avenue. Washington. D. C., encioting two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given. nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. Al other questionr will receive a per- sonal reply. lnsigned reguests can- not he answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tditor. Q, Are American citizens who Canada? A. A certificate of identity will scrve in lieu of a passport. Q. On what date did Smedley Dutler assume the office of director of public safety of the City of Philadelphia? A, January, 1924. Q. What was Gertrude Ederle's time for swimming the English Channel ? Has any woman ever bettered that record? A. She swam it in 14 hours and 34 minutes. No woman has yet bet- tered that time. Q. What is the meaning of the word “lgalite”? A. ‘Tt is a French word meaning “cquality”, It is one of the three watchwords of the Irench revolu- tion, the other two being “liberty™ and Yfraternity”. Q. What is the title of highest ranking officer in the British army? A. Field marshal is the highest rank in the British army, introduced by George II in 1736. Promotion to field marshal is made from the list of general officers by royal se- lection. Q. How many persons were killed and what was the property loss in the explosion of two steamships in Halifax harbor in the latter part of 19172 A. On December 6, 1917, a large area of the city of Halifax, Nova Scotia was laid waste; 1,500 persons killed, 4,000 seriously injured and a property loss estimated at $50,000,- 000 was inflicted by an explosion following a collision in the harbor between the French line steamer Mont Blane, toaded with munitions, and the Norwegian relief ship, Imo. the northern and passports required for travel in ed. The rest of severely. Q. Who held the heav boxinz championship longest? lorg did Dempsey hold it? A- John L. Sullivan had the longest record as heavyweight cham- pion—10 years from 1882 to 1892, ck Jempsey held it from July 4, | 919 to Soptember 23, 1926. | Q. When was the city of Corinth | founded and when was it destroyed ? The exact date of the foundation of Corinth by the Phoenicians is hot known, but it was the chief trading city of Greece in the latter part of the eighth century B. C. TIn 146 1. . Corinth was captured by the Romans, who killed the men and sold the women and children info slavery. The rich art treas- ures of the city were sent as tro- phies to Rome. The despoiled city was burned, in obedience to the command of the Roman senate, and its walls were leveled, and for a century it remained in ruins. Q. How many automobiles were sold in the United States in 192772 A, Statistics show 2,740,000 new cars sold in that ycar, Q. Are violet rays acknowledged | by the medical profession to have! curative effeets? A. They are being used with con- | siderable success in the treatment of some diseases such as rickets, he city suffered | eight | How | black, is smaller than Persian lamb- skin and has s very silky, moire- effect fur-wool. Q. What is a “civil” war? A. A war within a country be- tween two groups belonging to the same nation, Q. Are there any yeomanettes now in the United States navy? A. No. Q. What is the value of a Con- féderate ten-dollar bill issue of 1864, portraying artillery in action? A. One-half cent. Q. On what day did March 17, 1882 fall? A. Friday. . Who published the book “You Can't Live Your Own Life"? A. Reilly and Lee Company. §36 Lake 8hore Drive, Chicago, Illinois. Q. What part did Gary Cooper play in “Wings"? A. The part of Cadet White. Q. How much heavier is a cubic foot of mercury than the same amount of water? A. Water at 7.24 degrees Fal- renheit maximum density, weighs 62.428 pounds per cubic foot. Mer- cury weighs 849 pounds per cubic foot. 25 Years Ago Today Berlin last night voted for a tax rate of 13 mills, the & me as in effect last year, D. McMillan advertises women's waists at $1.50 each, rainy-day skirts at $1.98, and invisible lacing corsets at §1 to $2.50, E. W. Bchultz and ¥. G. Pintr] have been elected members of the finance committee of the Char organization and C. J. Parker chair- man of the executive committee, on | which are Mr. 8chuitz and C. R. Andrews. New Britain manufacturers are watching the tariff poliry prepared by Joseph Chamberlain, the new British government head, for lead- ing concerns here do much business with England and they do not want to lose this through a high tariff. Bronson Warren, a Yale academic senior, has been ergaged to act us coach of the High school football | eleven. He is substitute quarter on | the Yale 'varsity and has already had some experience coaching Taft. W. E. Attwood and W. L. Hatch are taking a couple of days' sail on the Sound. The best brains are now working on the followint problem: Mary is | 24 years old. Mary is twice as old as Ann was when Mary was as oid | |as Ann is. How old is Ann Judge J. E. Cooper had an easy | session today. In his civil court| four cases went to the plaintiffs by | default, fyman Howe's motion pictures paid their fourth visit Yo the Russ- win Lyceum last night and drew a! full house. Among the notably clev- erscenes were the London Zoo, Gor- don Bennett auto race, a logging camp in Canada, salmon spearing, chase and capture of a burglar, and a host of comical scenes. A return | ensagement has been arranged. Because the town meeting obstin- ately refused to vote 14 1-2 mills| as the tax instead of 14 1-4, the town of New Britain now has a shortage of $8.000, and a special town mecting will be called by the selectmen for some evening next week. A L. Thompson has been elected YOUR FLOORS AND of treatment linoleum, finishing wood tleors, wtaining, treatment for stone conciete, floors, taking care of ioors. i Hling, cleaning housewife will fuid useful information below und mall as directed: —————-—- FLOORS EDITOR, Wa 1322 New York Avenue, W 8. NAME STREET AND NUMBER Q. What is “broadtail”? A. Tt is the skin from the win-| ter-killed lamb of Tokhara origin | (Persian lamb), It is most always | stains, and keeping linolcum and similar materials in good conditios . BTATE W. F. R of Honor. Praise Dispatches of Unknown Soldier’s Burial New York, Oct. 17 (P—Seven years ago the Associated Press to meet the public demand. printed in pamphlet form, the series of Wash- ington dispatches written by Kirke L. Simpscn regarding the ceremonies incident to the entombment of the unknown soldier. 8everal thousand eoples were dis- tributed in response to requests and now the pamphlet has gone info & second edition because requests ‘con- tinue. Simpson, himself, although his dispatches attained the distinction of winning the Pulitser prise, mod- estly refers to them as “a lucky re- porting stunt.” The public evidently” Phoeniz Tenple of {thinks it is more than that.. The dispatches have been quoted on the lecture platform, in the pulpit, re- produced in school text books and have been highly praised by these who like to read good newspaper English. :Asks for Drink of Water, Ordered to Leave City Yesterday afternoon, Sergeant P. J. O'Mara picked up a Hartford man aged 65 years, on Washington street, following complaint to the police that the man was acting in a suspicious manner. He told the scrgeant he wanted a drink of water and asked for it in a house, but he meant no hatm. He was ordered to leave the city, as he had no bus. incss here. In response to a report yesterday afternoon that a man was acting in a suspicious manner on Wilcox street, the police learned that a Farmington avenue garage pro- prietor was looking for a man on legitimate business. A Substitute for Dieting ARTICULAR people do frown on those who “!nick and choose” at the table. A “diet” is often embarrassing and always & hard. ship. And nine times out of ten it is unnecesrary. 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