New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 1, 1928, Page 6

atzation lshes BOWEPRPErs dver with @ strictly henest snsiyele ¢! elrculation. Our ciresiation atatlatics '¢ apon thie audit Thie lamires pro- tection sgeinwt fraud W sewspaper dto tribution fgures Tocal edvertissrs — Horald @ oo @ale @iy ia_New The rumpus at the Main street prossing the other day, it seems, was caused by an employe attempting to | hurry along an automobile in order | to avoid a smash-up. A wordy bat- | distressing especially | tle 1s always to listeners, but it is a good substi- tute for a trip to the hospital or a job for the undertaker. e “Footballers swing into action.” sounds tame, What they really did | was to dash into action. e —————— As an example of the trend of the times, even in small towns, Forest- wville residents nced an “isle of safe- ty” for pedestrians. CONSERVATIVE FIGURES The latest population figures for New Britain announced by the census bureau are conservative. We have been talking.about “from 000 to 80,000 population” for some time; for some years, in fact. Both the infdrmal post office estimates and the police estimates have placed the population there or thereabouts, or even higher. One estimate has gone to 80,000, The U. 8. census estimate gives 72,800, an increase of only approxi- mately 12,000 820, The bureau is at pains to indicate that Its estimate is entirely “on pape in other words, something of a guess. Which means that in not far from the truth the guess work 18 done with a careful regsr! for possibilities. Our guess is that the population is higher than 72,800. “One guess is as good as another.” since THE CAPACITY LIMIT The special school investigating committee hus found that tge Nathan Hale Junior high school can accommodate 150 more pupils without overcrowding. Which does ot prove much. A more important point is, how tong will it take, at the present in- | rease of school pupils, for the build- ing to be overcrowded? The city must look to the future, not to the present. Classrooms in the Elihu Burritt school were found filled to capacity, although there was some waste space, according to the committee. | This is a worse report than tacked to the Nathan Hale building. 1f the Elihu Burritt school is filled now, what i3 to be the story a few years hence? No evidence 8o far has been found | that the city can afford to stand still In the noble task of providing sufficient accommodations for the school population of the future. OTHER CITII In a moment of ‘Waterbury American remarks: OTHER CENTERS irritation the “The milling of pedestrian and wvehicular traflic on East ) n street at the Center is onc of the astound- ing phenemena that leads visitors to estimate Waterbury’s population at about 30,000, Tt is the sort of situa- tion that might be expected of small town suddenly overrun, a wild. blind, selfish scramble of troll: motor vehicle and folk afoot. One, two or th trolleys ure standstill. . A line of automo biles . . crawl through the . Men, en darting ety ach the trolleys; run around the trolleys and auiomobiles to gt ta the oppogite curb. sion.” A typical New England condition we might from Colonial time " the hub of the local doings. For gen tions it nttle A visitor to sav. ¥y town, had a “center, mattered and was rather a convenience. any of these towns was never left in doubt as to where the heart of it happened to be. Everything that moved gyrated to and point. The busicr it looked the bit- from thut ter the townspeople like it, and near by realty owners always looked upon the situation with vast favor. But times typically New have changed. Such England conditions have become a nuisance. Every city, large and small, harboring a central vortex of trafiic is in the same fix. Chicage with her irritating loop lur- convenient hours than thoss of the Democrats; which probably has been week was the greatest of any ysar, and there is no reasen whe it should not grow to be as largs as the Dan- ing traffic like s flame lures ineects, dmhmw"md is a distressing example of a big R time. From now on, town gone wrong. Detreit, with itz | with standard time prevalent, all the Campus Martius with streets radiat- | cther apeechmaking will be at more o both matiemal 83| order to be | at a Hopeless confu- ing from it-like spokes from a hub, is & terror. Cleveland, with ite pub- lic square, has the same problem. New England cities, particularly the fast growing smaller cities of Connecticut, cannot hold to such ideas* as they grow constantly big- ger. The longer they enmcourage | rather than discourage such cen- | tralization of trafic the wore the | problem will get and the more troublesome it will be to change the layout in the future. HOOVER SPEAKS OUT By coming out wholeheartedly against the underhanded injection of religious issues in the Virginia cam- paign Hoover did both himself and | his party a good service. That such | a campaign could have been con- templated upon Republican party stationary is amazing. The rebuke trom the nominee was well deserved and should have & far-reaching effect, | OUR REASONABLE RIGHTS ON THE SEAS The Franco-British naval plan was a selfish attempt to cramp the United States on the seas and make it easier to outstrip us with naval armaments, Of course, nobody expects & war to intensify such a situation, but the | principle of naval parity must be| | upheld. The Coolidge administration | | has done well to stand up valiantly | for American rights in its recent | !note to England and France. | The European plan in substance | was to limit the construction of 18,000 and 10,000 ton cruisers—ex- "actly the kind that the United States requires. But the construction of smaller cruisers would be unlimited —the kind that both England and France to best advantage luna which ean be produced on a| ‘lgruu scale in times of emergency | merely by turning merchantmen into such ships. | can use At the close of the war we were | | prepared to possess the biggest navy | (afloat. Great Britain, formerly | proud mistress of the seas, realized fully it could not compete with the | unlimited resources of this nation. | We agreed to a ratio of 5-5-3 at the | Washington ~ Naval Conference, ! voluntarily limiting our capital ships |to parity with those of Great Brit- iaxn. At that time -our suggestion | that smaller vessels and submarines | be included In the limitations was turned down. Now, having obtained parity with . United States, the British would “usther whittle us down to parity on = hest type of eruisers we can use | while opcning the sluice gates to the | manufacture of hordes of amaller cruisers that it can produce in large quantities, but which we cannot use. The Administration is justified in | turning down such an effort, It the | Europeans insist on further curtail- I ment of naval armaments let it be | done along logical lines, a method [that will give as well as take. ’ AT MILWAUKEE AND ELSEWHERE 1 | Reaching Milwaukee, Al Smith did | |the expected. He talked on prohi- | bition. Wisconsin is a hotbed of anti- | prohibition, greatly to the distress of | i'hr: grand old party which hopes to | carry it on'a dry platform and with |a dry candidate. | The main issues of the campaign | | have now been quite thoroughly dis- | | cussed by the candidates themselves, |and ther: is a month of cumpzign-“ | !ing in which to go into further de- tails. | At Omaha the topic of Smith was | farm relief; at Oklahoma City it was | |tolerance; at Denver it was water | power; at Helena it was oil; at St. ! Paul it was presidential leadership; at Milwaukee it was prohibition. And | more o come. | Hoover has been tackling some is- | sues in a broad way also. At Palo Alto he talked on farm relief, water | prohibition, federal organizationand a host of other | issues; at West Branch he spoke on | agriculture, although neglecting to | say anything on the main topic con- nected with the farms, the surplus of farm products and how to pre- | it prices; at Newark he spoke on labor and in- power, | | vent from downing nurrow women and chil- i1 automobiles to - | general principles; Smith on definite Hoover so far hus specialized in > | principles. Hoover in a general way has referred to all the issues; Smith in a more definite . lered the same ground, 3 ancous remarks, and scems to be the more active of the two men, It would appear that the Republ- te had more able an cand has assistants making addresses than his been the fortune of Bmith. The sending spenkers into virtually every state where the itepublicans arc outcome is in doubt. which the Democrats are also doing, but per- haps on a &maller scale; probably because the Demoerats have fewer speakersBoth parties have had con- siderable time on the air, but in the the Republican spellbinding over the ether ast | cism, although it was stipulated that this agreement should not be bind- | licity. The Federal Trade Commis- dustry; this week he speaks in Ten- | manner has cov- has made more: spreches, has added extempor- has come at more : convenient hours. 5 October is te see-an avalanche of political effort by both parties. The belief that voters can be swayed up to the day they vote seems wide- spread among party managers; and neither party will ease up its efforts 50 long as the other keeps turning the grindstone. .. 4 Which is te sif that in little more than a month it will be all over, & new page of - political history will have been written, and everyone will be content with his own explanation as to how it happened. We look for- ward to that time ‘with much satls- faction. DENIALS BY A POWER TRUST With considerable amusement we read the other day of the denials ot a power committee in New York of the statements attributed to Al Smith regarding the activities of the so-called power trust. Not dontent with making the denial through the newspapers, & few days later u | handsomely mimeographed copy ot the denials_arrived _in this office. They went into the wastebasket un- | read. i Governor 8mith need apologize to no power trust for any statements made. In fact, he isn't, The record: is quite clear. 8mith may have men- tioned the wrong committee, but that ne doubt was due to the fact that there age 8o Iany power propa- ganda commitees that nobody with- out a pack of secretaries can keep track of them. . The three ‘natienal utility organi- | zations which have been most active in the dissemination of trust propa- ganda in the schools, in influencing book publishers, and in smothering the country with hired speakers, have been the National Electne Light Assoclation, the American Gas Assoclation, and the American Elec- | tric Railway Association, | The first public utility informa- | tion committees was started by Samuel Insll in "1919; active inter- est in school matters In' that state | started in 1922, Since then they spread elsewhere. Books “reviewed™ totalled 105, and objectionable sec- tions were listed on a memorandum. The books were dubbed good, farr, unfair, or bad. The propaganda spread. Publish- ers of school text books were com. municated with, and in 1924 the N. E. L. A. had a committee to “co-operate” with educational - in- stitutions. Chalrman Hanlon of the Towa committee of the trust—there was a “public relationa” committee formed in each state—in 1926 wrote a letter which said “a great deal of success” had been achleved In get- ting the books *‘corrected.” J. B. Winston & Co., book publish. ers, of Philadelphia, agreed to “avold pitfalls in the future,” it was teatified in Washington. Ginn & Coi, it was testified, had agreed that books discussing public utilitiea should In the future be submitted to an N, E. L. A, committee for critl- ing upon publisher or author. In 1925 Fred L. Jenkins, chairman of the Committee on Co-operation withe Educational Institutions, wrote to M. L. Aylesworth, then managing director of the N. E. L. A. and now president of the National Broadcast- Ing Co., as follows: *“I feel that we have made a g00d start in getting the largest school book publishing house, who printed 12,000,000 books last year, with us, which will be a tremendous leverage on any other house should opppsition oceur, which I doubt.” But since then there has been plenty of opposition—likewise pub- sion has been holding its hearings and though so far only the one side has been Leard, it is unlikely that | the power trust will be able to nullify the force of its own letters Te- 1and its own date already placed tn | lantic the record. 25 Years Ago Today The junior class at the high school | has elected 8. Merwin as president and E. Neumann as secretary. City Clerk Thompson had a novel experience at the O. U. A. M. coun- cil, being defeated for senlor vice | councilor. He writes home that he |it, as<he will have more time for city business. |. A _room n the Burritt schoel will i be opened for the little foreign chil- | dren who cannot speak English. Some iniscreant is amusing him- ! sclf by poisoning cats and dogs on | Chureh erest between Fairview and streets, Several pet Kittens ave been poisoned, and last night a aluable dog met the sume fate. The new frame work for the post | office addition is being completed by | the Corbin Cahinet Lock Co. and will | be ready next week. | dohn H. Kirkham got a number ! of wicket players together today and | went oyer to Newington to play a |pick-up game with the team there. | At the Russwin Lyceum Wednes- 'day night. “Under Two Flaga with Jane Kennark as Cigarefte. Fifty people and two carloads of scenery 1™ Dr. MeMillan advertises Unton in- | gEain carpets at 25 cents a yard. The interest in the Berlin fair this | | ’ bury fair, which has aocquired a na- tional reputation. Berlin is on the main line of thé raliroad, while Danbury is an out-of-the-way city, Facts end Fancies In a little while now Mr. Coolidge will understand how a used blade and & used car feel. There's one nice thing about a straw vete. You can give your preju- dice free reln without disturbing business. It's vanity that makes you self- conscious. A man is at ease in over- alls because he knows people aren't noticing him, The Kellogg plan is a good ene, It has enceuraged since o Nazarene suggested it 1900 years ago. No matter . who gets the golored vote in the south, there will be very Iittle change in elothes-washing cir- cles. g You can tell & moron by qa Jjoy- ous look on his face when he has jucoseded in gilding the conversation with the one foreign phrase he knows. Of course helium is nice and safe around fire, but what we need is & gas that is safe to step on. In the immortal words of Patrick Henry: “Gentlemen_may cry pacts, pacts,_but there is no pax.” Well, the steadily increasiag col- lege enroliment is good news for the manufacturers of white collars. Americanism: Kicking about high taxes; kicking because $1,600 of- fices don’t attract $15,000 men, The Literary Digest . frankly caters to those who have telephones. {People on party lines should enjoy @« magazine that gives all sides of the story, A happy medium must be some- thing between loud-mouthed oratory and whispcring campaign. There isn't much wrong in a coun- try where the winning candidate is elected . merely because of his op- pogent’s faults. In the old days there were pic- tures like those in the magazine ads, but not in ads. Newsboys sold them to naughty men on trains. Sales indicate that the Bible belt scorned by Mr. Mencken is a rather wide one encircling a planet called Earth. . Mr. ¥ord appreciates quantity production methods, and his experi- ments in that South American jungle will teach him a vast respect for the mosquito. If a defeated candidate bears no malice, he probably thinks the peo- ple are sufficiently punished by being denied his services. Why don’t good men run? Well, why endure the insults and ridicule of a campaign to win the privilege of serving thankless people for lit- tle pay? , Correct this sentence: “She keeps @ thermometer in the child’s mouth,” said the gossip, “but she is & very sensible woman. (Copyright 1928, Publishers Byndicate Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Oct. 1.—Forecast for | Southern New England: Fair to- night; Tuesday cloudy and warmer; | gentle to moderate northeast and east winds. Forecast for Eastern New Yeork: Fair and not-so cool in central and north portions tenight; Tuesday in- creasing cloudiness and warmer, followed by showers in centrdl and north portions in afternoon or at night; gentle northeast and east winds. | Conditlons: A long ridge of | hifh pressure prevails over the At- states with. center over northern New England. It is pro- | ducing cool. frosty weather in por- 'tions of New England and the middle Atlantic states. A long | trough of low pressure extends {from the upper Mississippi valley | southwestward to Texas. Precipi- | tation amounts have not been great or extensive but temperatures are | rizing considerably in the Mississippt | valley. High pressure and cool | temperatures. prevail west of the | plains states. Conditions favor for this vicinity | was licked and is jolly well glad of | fatr weather with slowly rising tem- perature followed by cloudiness, Temperatures yesterd H i increasing | Atlanta | Atlantic Cit { Boston . | Buffalo | Chicago .. ! Cincinnati | Denver | Detroit | Duluth | Hatte Kansas City . Los Angeles . | Miami Minncapolis Nantucket New Haven New Orleans . ow York rfolk, Va. . Northfield, Vt. . ! Pittsburgh Portland. Me 42 48 52 We may not run for Congress, nor to Parliament be sent, And yet we like our system for it guarantees content, We all may run for Fun-gress and in Cheerliament make speeches, For jolly tricks, not politics, the Good Old Fun 8hop teaches! Cold Propositiont Hotel Manager; “Can you shave fee?” g Kitchen Applicant: “Sure, I was private banker to & hgnket once!” MY TINY RIVAL! By Arthur F, Hensley There's & dainty little widow just across the street from me, With a baby whose atepfather J am striving hard to be; But that infant in her cradle bas a grudge agairst my sex, And 1 caynot woo the mother lest the daughter it sholild wex. Do I go there, blgndly smiling, for an hour of rare delight ?— ‘Then the baby rises grandly, howl- ing till I'm put to flight! Do I go there on the morrow ?—Oh, Great Scott, it makes me weepl— Then the widow whispers softly: “Huah, the baby is asleep!” 80, it matters mnot, she's potent, whether slumbering or awake, To balk the utmost efforts that my fervency may make; And I'm S8URE that souls CAN mi. grate from the regions of the bad, For it's very clear this infant the spirit of her dad! has Detective's Pastime! Fletcher: *So you're shadowing the attorney for the defense?” Wilson: “Yes, it's a game of fol- low the pleader!" Rosalind Stark Many Americana belleve freedom of the sizz! Poor Old Gram! Mother told little Martha that she must go out and play with the oiher children because Grandmother might not like the noise. he's not used to little children making & fuss about the house,” ex- plained mother, gently. That night after dinner little Marther was unusually attentive to their guest. Standing before her, she rested her wee arms on her knees and =mild sympathetically into Grandmother's eyes, “Poor old Gramm: she sympa- thized. “And you have NO children in your home?" in the —K. L. 8mith Muchos Rad! By Claire Neuman “Senor, *~u look like the old dia- blo himself.® i “Muchos trouble, Tomas Gatos, muchos trouble!" The conversation took place in the Plaza de Canine. Muymuy, 'be- tween two Nicaraguan Benors. “That is muchos bad. Diablo, but that is bad,” condoled the first speaker, *“Oosh Tomas, hut it is worse, very muchos worse,” replied Don Felipe. “Muchos worse! That is too bad. Muchos more worse than T thought. Not sickness in the family, Senor?"” “Quen sabe? A couple of quen sabes? Yes and no. It's muchos worse than that. It {s muchos ter- rible.” “Not sickness! Muchos worse! Tt is not death, mio Senor?” “Muchos worse, Tomas, muchos worse.” “Then in the name of the Mac- aw what 1S the trouble?” “Oh, Don Tomas, it is the Sendra ——she has run away with another."” “That is muchos bad, Don Felipe, but there is a way—revenge I8 sweet.” “What do you mean, Benor?” ‘'Why don’t you call the ma- rine whispered Tomas. Don Felipe suddenly leaped upon Senor Tomas, and carved him up like a totem pole! “Call the marines, eh? It was a marine that the Senora ran away with!” sabe, | h i | “Cheer up, old fellow. We hiad & | Mttle siranger come to our house | 1ast week, tool” Persistent ! Kimball: “How did you find the place to take that drunken man 2!t Ferguson: “I made a sousé-to- | house canvass!” Bernard Melville | S | FUN SHOP FOLLIES | £y KEEPING ROAD .Keeping to the Left of the Road SK! Sister Rister | Washington Sisters Under the Skin His Usual Procodure! ers, herbs and market products are Avuto Salegman: “The cost of this | referred to. 5.2 had her skull fractured when k by & car drives by Can yon suggest a menu for b, * The - sl had just stepped Q- Custester; *“T'll give you $187.65 |a waffle supper? . for 1.° y A. Country sausages, waffles, " Ayto Salesma: are you| fired apples or apple sauce and cof- ‘crasy or kidding?” fee make & good menu. Serve maple Customer: “Beg pardon, I forgot |syrup and butter with the waffies “8ay, off the :::.flu when she was it Hits Six-Yoear-0id Boy Paul Valene, six, was struck by a oar at Willimantic, by a car driven ' myself. I'm an {nsurance adjuster, you know!" —8. H. Agar (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Foroidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or Information by writing to the Questic= Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean, 1323 Now York avenne, Washington. D. C., encloeing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, lega! and marital advice cannot be given, nor sonal reply. fidential.—Tuditor, Q. Who played the leading roles in the motion picture “The Count of Monte Cristo”? A. John Gilbert played the title st 'Merce- ille- Ralph Cloninger was “Fer- and”; Albert Prisco played the part of “Danglars”, and Virginia Brown Estelle Taywr played * Robert McKim was role; des”; fort”; Faire was “Haidee.” Q. .What s the meaning . of the Tdme Maloney? A It is an Irish meaning “man on the Yace of the moon.” Q. Where was the world's heavy- weight championship fight hetween James J. Corbett and Bob Fitzsim- mons fought, and wnen? A. Carson City, Nevada, March 17, 1897. Fitzsimmons won by a knockout in ‘14 rounds. Q. Did the oldest daughter of John Alden and Priscilla, of the Longfellow romance, marry a man by the name of Standish? A. The eldest daughter of John Alden and Priscilla, namely Eliza- Leth Alden, born 1623 or 1624, mar- ried Willlan Peabody. Sarah, born in 1629 married Alexander Standish. Q. How many colleges and uni- versities are there in the United States? Hoy many hospitals? A. There are 975 universities and colleges and 4,978 accredited hospitals in the United States ? Q. What color eyes has Dolores Dsl Rio? A. Brown. Q. What is the largest university in the Enited States in point of en- rollment? A. Columbia TUniversity, New York, with an enrollment of 33,750, Q. When did Rudolph Valentino die? A. August 23, 1526, Q. What was the gross funded debt of New York State a few years ago and what is it now A. The gross funde debt of New York State in 1921 was $267,- 729,000, In 1927 it was $341,009,- 000, Q. What is the salary of tae governors of Northern Ireland and the Irish Free State? A. The Governor General of the Irish Free State receives an annual salary of ten thousand pounds or approximately 50,000 dollars. The Governor of Northern Ireland re- ceives an annual salary of 8,000 pounds. Q. What trees and wild flowers are mentioned in Shakespeare's works? A. The principal trees mentioned are the oak, willow, yew, aspen, lin- den and hawthorne. Of wild flow- ers, the violet, pansy, primrose, cowslip, oxslip, daisy, daffodil, hare- bell, wild thyme, dog rose, cglan- tine. Also-a number of garden flow- Q. What is a “fluoroscope™? an ex- tended research be undertaken. Al other questionr will receive a per- Unsigned .requests can- not be answered, All Jetters are con- family name A. A ecreen coated with some fluorescent material such as calcium tungstate or barium platinocyanide, into which the observer looks to see the shadows cast by the Roentgen raya, Q. Whe is the greatest woman tennis player in the world today? A. Helen Wil's holds practically every woman's tennis title of any importance in the world today, She may therefore be said to be the greatest tennis player among women today. Q. Who played the part of Hur- ricane Haley in the picture “SBhang- haijed"? A. Ralph Ince. Q. On what day did June 19, 1910 fall? A. Bunday. 2 Q. How many pennles were made in 1922? What design were they and at what mints were they coined ? A. Tn 1922 71,600,000 copper cents were coined, all at Denver, Colorado, or the Lincoln design. Q. In what year was the bar in the United States Capitol closed? Were alcoholic beverages obtainable in the Capitol restaurants up to that time? A. The Capitol barroom was closed in 1903. Up to that time al- coholic beverages were served in the restaurants in the capitol, AUTO ACCIDENTS TAKE THRE LIVES Twenty Hurt by Machines Over Week-End in Connecticut New Haven, Oct. 1 (®—Three peo- ple were killed and 20 injured as the result of automobile accidents in the state over the week-end. At Nor- walk, two persons were instantly killed when thelr car was struck by a New York bound express and car- ried several hundred feet down the tracks. The car attempted to pro- ceed over the crossing when the automatic signal is alleged to have been flashing. 19-Year-Old Youth Dies A youth of 19, was killed after a collision of two cars at Bridgeport. Several children were victims of automobiles and two of them are in serious condition at hospitals with fractured skulls. 8ix persons were injured, two critically, when a car driven by John McKenna, 41, of Bridgeport struck a truck on the New Haven turnpike. A log of wood hit Wil- liam Seiners, 13, fracturing his skull. Thomas Jones, 47, riding in the | rear seat was also struck by the log that hit the 8eimers boy, and he is at the hospital with a fractured skull. Alma Birath, seven, of Manches- by John Heffman and suffered & fractured skull. ;. Paul Sachs of Bridgeport, driver of a bus and a passenger, Bert Mesan also of Bridgeport were in- jured when the bus collided with an automobile. Miss Annie Lukachyk, 23, of Bridgeport, was seriously.in- jured when struck by a taxicab, and taken to the Bridgeport hospital. Three :pefsons were injured at Btritfold when a car driven by DonaM Roar collided with another | riven by Salvatore Vannille. Roas, lle and Anthony Malario, all of Waterbury were taken to the Bridge- port hospital, Six persons_were injured in an auto accident at Hartford when a car driven by Roswell D, Clapp, 24, of West Hartford, collided with an- other driven by Philip Breckwith of Hartford. . 3 Lawrence Roberts, 21, akd Emily Hatch. 19, ‘both of Stawmfoyd were.: instantly kilied last night when their car was hit by a train on a cressing in Norwalk. Roberty had driven his car up to another automobile that had stopped when the grade crossing signal had flashed warning that a train was coming and then had cut out and started to drive across the tracks. It was evident thet Roberts maw: the onceming train as he tried to % swerye his car on the tracks but the heavy locomotive of the. Pittafield- New York express hit them apd car-i. ried the wreckage several hundred feet down the track. . b Rridgeporter Killed Edward Gleason, 19, of Bridgeport was killed when the car which he was driving collided with another driven by Edward B. Lahey, 19, of Fairfield. Nicholas Traguinto, 18, and Mae Roman, occupants of Glea- _ son’s car were injured and taken te ' 8t. Vincent's hospital. Joseph Tar- taglia, 18, riding with Lahey was alse * injured. Michael Darkewic, 36, of Bridge- port was seriously - injured when struck by an automobile driven by E. L. Hickey of Stamford. Darke- wic is on the danger list at the Bridgeport hospital. \ Fouche, Napoleon's prefect of po- lice, built up an index of criminals that has been the cnvy and despair of the gum-shoe world. Piles Go Quick Piles are caused by congestion of blood in the lower bowel. 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