New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 27, 1928, Page 6

SUNSCRIPTION RATES 0500 & Vear 300 Three Mesths The. ® Monmth Satered at the Past Offies ot Kew bit ols ea Secend Clase Mall Matter. TELEPHUNS CAlLS Busisem (ice Editerial Rooms . ine only prufitable edvertising medium n the Oy UClrculatiop Sooks and prese com alwaye opep to edvertisers Mempes of the Aseiated Lhe Aesuclated Press 1 ezcli titieg (o the use for redited to W o1 m this paper 88d elso leck vublished thercin. Mewber Audit ituress of CWeslution e A B C o & GAtWOM! siguRIZALl Which furniwhes Gewspapers 40U a0\e tlees With @ strictly honest aBiy clrculation ORI circuiation stetistics o ased upon this audit Thie ineures pro tectlun agaiust fraud in BrwspapS! tributiun figures to both Dations) local sdvertisers The Herald © o» eaic Galy in fork et Hotaling’s Newustand. Time Squate Schuitss Nuwestands. Eatras: Grand Central, 430 Strest. PARENT-TEACHERS HEARD FROM Thought so! The United Parents and Teachers Association, at its first meeting of the school year, took due cognizance of the school housing situation and in solving it favored progress rather than retrogression. The P. and T. associations are vitally concerned in the betterment of school conditions, and they can tell the difference between false economy and real economy that gets results. Consequently they want to sce the present high school enlarged | and this without They prefer the most way to meet a pressing problem. ‘The associations meet in schools and they know the value of adequate school auditoriums from practical ‘experience. Criticism from any source leveled at the construc- tion of auditoriums in the new schools will meet with their undying opposition, and rightly so. The North End problem is one requiring increased accommodations, and not only is the use of portable schools stroiigly condemned but the need for a school auditorium for community gatherings in that district is properly emphasized. The associations not only preach good citizenship but they believe in providing every pos- sible method of attaining it. Let the P. and T. associations con- tinue the good work thus ably be- gun. We had no doubt in the slight- est as to what side of the discussion they would take. They are on the winning side, but constant watch- economical the fulness, agitation and effort will be | necessary to bring about a final con- clusion in the school problem along progressive lines. . 'THE BIG DRIV That- Connecticut with its seven electoral votes is considered quite & battle ground by the Republican party is indicated by the announce- ment that some of the biggest verbal guns in the party are to be let loose in this. commonwealth in the desperate effort to keep it from slipping to the 8mith column. John Q. Tilson, nfnager of the eastern speakers’ bureau, who lives needless delay. | the grind is even alower. If any autoist) or a motorcyclist, lets his machine get out of hand while descending the hill, however, he is devoid of good fortune entire- ly. This has happened. 1f a railroad train happens to bow! along about |the same time conditions are even avoid hitting the train he probably will swerve into real estate near the sholwm of the hill and that is raher | hard on innocent residents. Construction of a bridge over the | railroad tracks is logical. PAROLES AND BACKSLIDING It is distressing to read of youths in the toils of the law. There have | been cntircly too many such cases 'hereabouts lately. Yesterday a pair, one of 19 and the other of 16 years, were chased and shot at before cap- | tured, when, police say, they admit- ted stealing automobiles. This in itself is bad enough, but they also had released on parole from Cheshire reformatory two months ago. Boys are released on parole from that institution on the supposition they have been set been straight and are likely to grow into useful citizens. Instead of that, this pair are said to admit having stolen five automobiles in two months. This is a case of two young men evidently doing their best to throw their lives away. What started them upon such a carcer? In other words, how did they get that way? Was environment the determining factor? Did bad companions instill the first evil ideas? Perhaps their gloomy situation so early in life has been due to a com- bination of all these factors. The total of such cases present a problem to society that in spite of our boasted progress and civilization is not being adequately solved. | A CHARITABLE INSTITUTION Under the law as §t is administer- ed in Circuit Court at Detroit, a | charitable institution is not legally liable for acts of its agents or ser- vants. That means that William C. | Greatrex, who sued such a hospital for $200,000 after a nurse had given | his baby born there to another per- ing has to start a new son, who in turn gave it to “pa | motorists from P’ennsylvania, | no recourse except | trial, | This is a rather new Should it hold in a highe |important court, all hospitals oper- ated by charitable organizations in | Michigan, if not clsewhere, would be | freed of responsibility for acts due llo negligence doctrine. and more In Counecticut an autoist is liable |even to a friend in his car in case of accident due to the autoist’s careless- | ness. The autoist has no defense on ;the score that he carried a friend without charge and with no idea of | profit. Yet that is the Lasis of the decision of the Circuit Court judge in Michlgan—that the hospital was operated without profit, although it | charged for its services, and there fore nobody can gence. sue it for negli- NIGHT RIDERS Another of those peculiarly hinter- land pastimes came to light in Ohlo the other day, when night riders, disliking the way a couple went out riding together, tried to lynch the pair. The only objection the mob had | was that the alleged morals of the | couple did not suit the high moral worse. If the autoist does his best to | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 198. = . _ | exist nobody can deny. | What 1s the average minister go- | ing to do confronted with | !such competition? What is he to | !say when a member of his flock tells | | him that the radio parson was a | {whiz and forgets to add a compli- | | ment about the local parson? As one successful regular minister | said recently, the effect will be | |that the local fellows must spruce | up and make the church services so | attractive in every detail that the only thing the radio has to offer in | competition—an undeniably fine ad- | | dress—cannot offset the urge to at- | tend church anyhow. Then, and then | only, will the radio sermons be a | help to the local churches. [ when | | GOVERNMENT COMPETITION | The southern editor who recently explained his undying opposition to | government ownership the pressure of government activities | in his own business doubtless shares | because of | the emotions of many a country edi- | tor who combines the publication of | a weekly newspaper with the print- ing business. Part of the business of such en- terprises consists in printing return addresses upon envelopes. It can- | not be that this is a large part of | a country printing plant, but it fs' something. When the proprietor— | who usually is the editor of the weekly paper—notes that the gov- ernment prints return addreeses on envelopes at a very low rate, and that every post office is an agency | for such printing orders, he natural- |1y waxes wroth. He finds he can- not compete with the government. | | Such an editor-proprictor also | overs that the government sells | envelopes—stamped envelopes, it is | true, but as every envelope in the | course of its career will require a stamp to reach its destination that 1s | |a mere detail. The government sn‘llll them to the public at less than the printing plant can buy them whole. | sale. and printing | of course, is the answer, the | reason why this is possible. But the | | country editor and printing plant | | proprictor thinks it is all wrong and is agin' the government on this prop- osition. Every time the country edi- | tors' associations hold a meeting a | ‘ Centralized buying | power, |large part of the discussion is how | |to discourage the government from | competing with their printing plants. | Yet, when this sort of government | competition is analyzed, what does | it really amount to? Nine-tenths of | the business houses using printed | | return addresses on envelopes do not | atronize the government service. Tt | would took cheap, lower their | prestige. When one turns to private | | vitizens who think cnough of their personal correspondence to rinted return addresses on their | envelopes the situation is somewhat'| | similar. Most of them prefer dis- | tinctive printing or none at all. The | | government gets the those comparatively few who don't care about the standardized printing | !80 long as it is cheap. If the gov- | |einment did not furnish this print- ling service they would have no ad. | dresses at all printed on their en- velopes or would u: have | remainder— a rubber stamp. | The southern cditor's complaint, | | it seems to us, is not based on sound reasoiing. He and the others for- {ever haranguing congressmen about this species of government competi- | tion seem to think that every per. | son in town patronizing the post of- | |fice printing establishment other- lindependent than the old-fashioned | throw $22 to $26 a ton. One of Owen Conlon's houses near the car barns on Railroad ave- nue, Plainville, was destroyed by fire early this morning, being re- duced to ashes. When the fire whistle was blown it was not no- ticed, as freight whistles are busy a night and day. Finally -James Usher, who lives on Karmington avenue, rode a meile on his bicycle and had the knitting mill whistle blown continuously until the fire- | men turn:d out. | Milk in New York has jumped 1 quarter of a cent and is expected 10 £0 to eight or nine cents a quart | Lefore summer i8 over. In New Rritaln, however, there will be no advance, and milk will continue on sale for six cents in the summer and seven cents in the winter. Fe cts and Fancies Daugherty says he has done his share for the party, but doesn't ex- 1 plain whether this is a boast or a confession, Example of calling the roll in politics: “Coma here, roll; the boys ure yelling for long green.” Speaking of bumper crops, a hu- morist says the farm belt is tight again. But that's nonsense; you can't really get tight on cider, | Penitentiaries become more com- fortable every yoar. Any place im- proves' rapidly when important citi- zens begin to patronize it, Why print it as mnews when twenty people are robbed at a right club? If somebody isn't, that is news. Another cure for discontent is to visit the old home town and see what the years have done to the girl you almost mairied. Modern kids are so much more ones, Give them an allowance and | a car, and they ask favors of no- ' body. Usually a village begins with one store and grows as more and more clerks save enough of their §30 a | month to set up for themselves. Turn about is fair the old days, mothers' skirts were | cut down for daughter; now daugh- ter's are lengthened for mother, = | Americanism: Wondering w1 at the country is coming to; wondering why somebody who has time doesn't do something about it. We are hateful by nature, and | the umpire never shows any enthu- asm except when he thinks the nman is out. enough. In Ginger ale will kill castor oil. but surely annual castor oil doesn't aproximate capita, the taste of this country’s consumption | 7 gallons per You can't tell. 1f a his strav away, he may be | afraid of a thrifty wife or he may be man cnough to demand closet space. man doesn't If you think civiliz more than skin desp, observe table manners of campers after the third day., Family trees aren't like others. In 5 Those October Weddings, Folka! “0f all the cursed luck's” our song, Just when the "coal bill comes along, And shoes to buy for all the Kkids, In come October wedding bids! . Fame! Bradford: “You've heard of Cus- ter, haven’t you? Hemingway: “Sure, pies many a time!” WHEN BLACK IS READ A Pocm Both Tender 'and lnformativel “Kissing your lips?” What asweeter line Could I have found, Theme for a lovely verse of mine To bulld around? I've eat his What a refrain! And yet, not good— My thought was vain; Kissing your lips? What poet could Or would ‘refrain? —F. Gregory Hartswick o o e What Did She Mean? Alberte loves to cause me "Twixt hope and fear to toss, But what to make of this thing I really am at loss, For when Bob Warner (darn him!) Asked her his wife to be, She answered she was sorry She was engaged to me! —Irwin Armistead The Two Kinds! Visitor: ‘What kind of people are “Good and bad?" Native: “No, the city planners and the city panners!” —Gilbert E. Byard You'll notice there's “1T" sonal-it-y! in per- Why Peggy! One evening during a recent band concert, Peggy became very restless, Leing only 3 yeavs old. After she had eaten most of the sack of pop-corn her dad had hought her, she commenced dancing around in the car. Then she imi- tated the band conductor, keeping exact time with the music he was piaying. “Look at her,” said her tond mother, “she's so full of rhythm that she can’t sit still.” 3 “No," said Peggy, with an im- pish twinkle in her eye, “it's pop- corn!” -~Mre. F. L. Marshall ‘The Law of Averages By Dora Penn Cheatam In a coertain northern town a egro wished to join the Methodist church of the white folks. After much hesitation he resolved to ap- ply for membership. The church ofticials, not wishing to offend him, told him to make the matter the subject of prayer, say- ing they would also wait upen the Lord. To this proposal he agreed. Time went by, until finally one of the church officlals met the Ne- gro and asked, “Have you taken the matter of church membership to the Lord yet. Rufus?” “Yassah, 1 sho' hav “Ah, and did He give you light on the subject?" “He rho' did, sah. He done give me a heap.” g “What, may I ask, did He say?" “Well, suh, de good lord don: say dat He been a’ tryin’ for more'n forty year to git into dat church and ain’t never got in yet, an’ dah sho’ wuzn't no chance fo' ime!" any sbout a baby? This fs.an’ Alredsly: FUP &' guy gave me yesterday!"” $ ; —Edith Chauncey, 1t you have any doubts that the modern girl has a good figui> see- | the players come’in contdet, that is, | Atlanta - ing is relieving! - . * (Copyright, 1938, Reproduction - - Forbidden) in that scene is exposed, ' showing the player at one .side of the room. Then that half is covered and the other exposed, showing him at the other side of the room Where -embrace, shake hands, .etc., a sub- stitute is used and the acene done twice. The part of the film show- ing the substitute is then carefully cut out of both “takes” and is re- placed by pictures of the featured Pplayer, Q. On what day did July 19, 1892 fall? A. Tuesaday. Q. What was the vote in New York state for Coolidge and Davis for president in 19247 A. The presidential vote was 11,820,068 for Coolidge and 950,796 « tor Davis. QUENTIONS ANSWERED 1 You can get an answer: to any question of fact or Information by writing to the Questirz Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureaw. 1333 New York avenus, Washington: B. C., encia Ing two cents in stampe for reply. Medical, legs! and marital advice cannot be given, nor can es- tended research be undertaken. .All other questions will. recelve a per. sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fdential.—Tditor. Q. Wheo is the author and pub- lisher of *“The President's Daugh- ter"? A. The author is Nan Britton. The publishers are the Elizabeth Ann Guild, 20 West ¢6th street, New York city. - Q. What is the meaning of “Chiquita”, the title to a popular walts by the composer of “Ra- mona”? A. It is a diminutive and means “little’ 'or “‘small”. In songs, as a term of endearment, it means “darling”. What is the president's Q. How many votes does ‘it take in congress to pass a bill over the president's veto? A, Two-thirds vote of houses. Q. Has the president of the United States the power to declare war? A. No, the power congress. 3 Q. How is the name Reigh pro- nounced ? A. “Ray". Q. When were the books “For- lorn Rive nd “Nevada®, by Zane Gray published? p A, “Forlorn River"” was pub- lished in 1927 and “Nevada” in 1928, i Q. Did John Quincy Adams enter public service actively after = his term as president? A. Adams was defeated for re- election by Andrew Jackson and re- tired in 1829. In the following year he was elected to the National House of Representatives from his Massachusetts district. In con- gress he became a leader, eapecially in the anti-slavery movement. He died In the public service, dropping dead in the House in 1848, 2 Q. Where was President Arthur born? A. Fairfield, YFranklin county, Vermont, October 5, 1830. Q. What president was Lnown ' as “Old Hickory"? A. This nickname was given to both Jackson and Tyler. . President | Polk was called “Young Hickory”, Q. Of what religious faith are Dwight D secretary of war, and James J. Davis, the secretary of labor? A. They are both Baptists, Q. What materials go into the making of a télephone “instru- ment”? A. _Copper, lead, cotton, silk, gold, platinum, antimony, rubber, tin, hemp, mica, nickel, alumipum, asphaltum, =inc, iron, paper, flax, wool, and coal. Q. ' How are the pictures made when an actor plays the part of two people In the same picture? A. The scene in which the two both res with Q. .Are there more women than men in the world? A. There probably are. In Ger- | many there are 1,026 women to | each 1,000 men; in Russia, 1,400 women to each 1,000 men; and in France and Belgium, respectively 1,093 and 1,033 for each 1,000 men. The 1920 census reports for United Btates show that there are 1,040 males to every 1,000 females in this country. The preponderance of women in foreign lands is believed to be partly explained by the death toll of numerous wars in the past few generations. . Does it ever thunder: when the sun is shining? Is it possible for it to rain and still the sun be shining? : A. Thunder is frequently heard when the sun is shining and s usually heard before the rain actu- ally starts falling. It often rains while the sun is shining. Q. Where is the saying: “Stand not upon the order of your going, but go at once” found? A, Shakespeare's Act 3, scene 4. “Macbeth", Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Bept. 27.—Forecast for Southern New England: Cloudy, probably showers in north portion tonight. Friday generally fair; not much change in temperature; moderate to fresh southeast, shift- ing to west or northwest winda. Forecast for Eastern New York: Cloudy, probably showers in north and central portiona tonight: Fri- day generally fair; not much change in temperature; moderate to fresh southwest, shifting te west and northwest winds. Conditions: Pressure continues relatively low over the lake region and north Atlantic states and cloudy and unsettled conditions with light showers prevail at many places throughout these districts. Show- ers were also reported in the Gulf coast mections. The ridge of high pressure centinues from the south- ern Appalachian states westward and northwestward into the central and northera plains states. Light to heavy and killing frosts were reported from various locali- ties through New England and the southern Appalachian districts, also from the northern plains stafes where freezing temperatures pre- vail. Conditions faver fer this.vicin partly cloudy weather and not change in temperatare. Temperatures yesterday: . High Atlantic City . HBaoston ...... Buffalo Chicago .. Cincinnati [ Denver .. Detroit . Duluth ... Hatteras .. Los Angeles | Miami | Minneapolis Nantucket | New. Haven i New Orleans . | Norfolk, Va. .. Northfield, Vt. . Pittsbyrgh . | Portland, Me. ., 8t. Louls . Washington MANUFACTURER DIES - Mansfield, Mams., ‘cpt. 27 UD. Frank M. Cobb, jewelry manufi:ctur, er, died suddenly today at hiz hom in his 70th year. He was vice prest dent of the First National bank Mansfield and prominent in- Masonid circles, CLEAN FIDNEYS BY DRINKING LOTS OF WATER leeSnlhhl‘lull(l«imn Bladder Bothers or Back Hurts Eating too much rich feed produce kidney trouble ia form, says a well-known aut because the acids created excite tb. kidneys. Then they become ever. worked, get sluggish, clog up and cause all sorts of distress, particu. larly backache and misery in - th kidney region, rheumatic t severe headaches, acid stemac constipation, torpid liver, slespless: ness, bladder and urinary. irritation The moment your bick hurts o. kidneys aren’t acting’ right, er i bladder bothers you, begin. drinkin lots of good water:and “also ge! mbout four ounces 6f Jad' Salta frori any good pharmacy; take a table spoonful in a glass of water befol breakfast for a few days and, you Kidneys may theniact fine. Thi trofn the' aci of grapes and lemon- juice, combin| ed with lithia, and has been used for years to flush-‘clogged kidneyd and stimulate them to activity; al to neutralize the acids in the system so that they no longeg irri tate, thus often ' relieving - bladde: disorders, Jad Salts ‘cannot _lpuro anyone makes a delightful cflerveses lithia-water dtink which millions | men and women take-now apd, t to help keep the kigneys:-and m nary organs clean, thus o avoiding serious kidney disordeis. Here Is & compilation of facts on tles, work and play of everything anyove may want to know —one of whom will occupy the Presid the United States. Fill out the coupon - - - 1322 New York Avenue, ' enclose herewith five cents in loose, STREET AND NUMBER | cITY CLIP COUPON HERE | PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION EDITOR. Washington Bureau. the Merald Washington, D. C. ' HLRB HOOVER AND AL SMITH the lives, accomplishments, personali the two men before the nation as Presidential can- didates. Our Washington Bureau has endeavored to answer In this bujletin about these two most interesting men entfal Chalr after next March 4. The materlal 19 authoritative and the bulletin will be of use to every voter in below and seend for it: P— T waut a copy of the bulletin THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, nl' . uncancelled, U. 8. postage stamps, or coin, to cover postage and handling costs: I crnsrettem l others, zppearance of the sap Is an characters are seen talking to each A 'wny 8 rearlelof Bhs hew Brilaini Herali, in New Haven, knows the situation at first hand and he is paying no attention at all to what J. Henry Roraback says. J. Henry is confident, as usual— as.confident as when he departed for the national convention with prayers for Coolidge and a third term on his lips. J. Henry at that time said Coolidge would be re- nominated and he didn't mean may- be. When he returned he said Hoover would be elected and would get Connecticut’s unstinted support, and again he didn't mean maybe. But John Q. has ceased regarding J. Henry oracle—in fact, probably never did regard him as so very much-—and is going to train his heavy artillery on the state. J Henry, although not in 4 position to object, must be vastly surprised. as an To make the picture compiete, all we need further is the ment that announce- Iker Wille- hrardt will speak in state. Now t the 1 she re national organization has is on the staff at t of the time the lady poli t try a stunt in the Nut. ind call us to task for cared to ratify the 1Sth PLYMOUTH CROSSING Iroad crossing at the bot- of the famed s hill w Highwav Cc eliming ner Ma This uill, the s t tion of Connectisut, in this s vivid sett for gra there hay ps at the bottom of this declivity than at many a gro s ribbons of road on each side. crosiing collisior been fewer smast i vet Motorists descending this hill to ward the railroad track are forced 1o use caution. Speed would be fatal The going ix slower than the aver age for level ground. Going up the hill, away from the railroad track, standard of the mob. So the purifiers | wise would get his envelopes nice- | dressed up in regalia to hide their |1y printed at the local printery. This | identity and tried to commit murder. | manifestly is not so. They would do | What business was it of the mob } without the printing luxury alto- what the morals of the couple hap- | gether. | | pened to be? The supposition that | | mobs of fanatics have a moral right to regulate the habits of others | seems widespread in the country, all | especially in the W Printing don't concerns in the citi bother about this picayune government printing competition at They thinking more el the subjeet are ariy . where Puri- on than their 5 | | tanical obscurantism reigns supreme in some districts. It is stories country cousins. The comtry printing establish- of such happenings, ments have been hounding congress- bligh or years. sent to Europe, which causes us to men fo dises the envelope be looked npon as barbarians. | printing Lusines but have | made no progress at all proverbial power of the tricts in Washington Despite the | rural fact dis- that never considered 1t is said that Dr. & man, president of the Parkes Cad- ¥ederal Coun- Congress the has cil of Churches of Christ in America, | the contention of the country may become the nation's first radlo tors seriously speaks much for the | pastor. Dr. Cadman, as « perspicacity of matter, They eryone non-de- congressmen in this that the of the country editors is unjustified and that this nows, has been giving know claim nominational religious addresses to radio audiences for several seasons, species of alleged gov- these being put afternoon during the winter. on the air every ernment competition amounts to as Sunds much to the printing plants as the As virtually everyone also knows Dr. postal savings banks do to the sav- Cadman is an amazing speaker. 1ngs banks and trust companics. 25 Years Ago Today City Clerk Thompson, who left town Suturday night to attend the convention of the O. 1. A. M. at Whee W. Va. this week, has Leen heard from in a letter ad- dressed to “His Honor the Masor the Court ot ‘ommon Couneil City of New Britain that reporters were int His diction, fluent and perfect, rolls | unceasingly as a purling brook. He | must be the envy, if not the model, are of countless pastors, if they an enough to recognize talent in another s the im: that <on nation a Dr. Cad- would not No, His statement radio with But suid to awaken regular parsons simply aw nter may be the snneil est in relizion in people who 3 on a s to attend that ur an y be true. But all the sum ficient in church; and Attorney ing up the m tallots to he us consolidation T merely write “yes” or lallots and put them in the This much is speciticd by nothing is said about the the slips. e hay crop in thie a4 ct look- f th for will the hox bt size of . there entirely folks who that if they can enjoy an right at need of going too many vlectors conclude “no’ on there ds AT sermon home no particular to the attending a How miany of thes trouble of regy church serviee s there are is not known, but that they | very large, and hay is selling for | ernment. | zing by another car? indication of continued vigor. It such things can’t think, how does a weak fire know you fust played the show-off by Another thir common eiti- 7en pays for without realizing it s | the privil ing away from | the polls. If yoa believe any nnreasonable | thing told you. you are in love, or | YOu are a good party man, or you | are a darncd sucker—the last, a= a 1ule, heing synonymous with either of the ofhe Correet this sentence: forever advances.” soul she, “and yot 1 zive them no reason to think T will “tand for it." Copyright. 1925, Publishers 3 icate “Men are making Atizona Republicans Dodge Dam as an Issue Phoenix, Ariz., Sept. 27 (#—Hold- that development of the Colo- riv is no nd never has been “VERY WELL, (1L AGREL T A MORcE ST | INSIZT ON SEEWNG OUR DOG OCCASIONALLY | # Strongheart, the Pup Anatomical Progress! 4 partisan issue”" the Arizona state republican convention which closed | jay. has declined 1o make the Boulder Canvon dam controversy a part of camparen, The demo vention the previons day, was pledg. ed 10 carry the river development fight to a Iatter end, and if $wing-Johnson bill should acted 1o carry the fight courts. The repuilican convention extend- cd *“unqualificd support” to the na- tional ticket the st be en- into the ACTRESS DIVCRCED Los Angel {#+—Doris Muy, firm actress, known in priyate life p 1. yesterday u locutory decree allace A, Mac- tor. She charged cause of her hushand’s ai- uncontrollable temper. oree Donald, cruel Leged EerEeh) 3 CUBA SEXDS ENVOY 27 (P The Na- today that official envi 1 to Cuba" tionalist gov- Brainard: “How is Dick Newton's love affair progressing?” Gardner: “He lost his heart and then his head and asked her for her hand and now there’s trouble on in ifs con- | toot. and I'm afraid he's going to ©t it in the neck!" —Roark Hadley the | Regulation Defense! | A young arm; officer's bride re- | cently sued for divorce on the grounds that her husband beat her | regularly every night of their mar- | ried life. The husband's defense waa that [ he was merely obeying army regu- lations, which prescribe “taps, be- fore retiring."” That's DBifferent! “Why so late this morn- ng? Employe: have an and—" Doss gratulations, old man." 'Well, you addition to see, we our family i ‘ Doss: 1 i | “'Sall right, then. Con- | Employe: “And this morning he ran away and—" Boss: “Ran away? You're crasy. How could a baoy run away?” Employe: “Who said anything other is made by double exposure, & frequent trick Wsed in photog- raphy. One half,of the film used L s g i ST The Whole Neighborhood Was Aroused—by Fontaine Fox LITTLE STANLEY £MITS AN IMPERIAL MOUTHFUL .