New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 18, 1928, Page 6

New Britain Herald tewed Uaily (Sundey Esceptod) 4t Mersié Bidg. 61 Church Strom SUBSCRIPTION RATED 8800 o Toar. $3.00 Three Mouthe The. & Month Batered at the Post OMce at New Brit oiz so Bocond Clams Mail Matter. TELEPHUNS CAlld Busiaves Ofce s Editorial Roome ... ¥38 The oaly profitable advert Circulation oo Mewmber of the Assueiates Prees The Amoctated Press 1o exclusively eo titing the use for re-publication ui all uews credited to 1t o1 not otherwine credited 1o this paper and aews yublished thercin. Meniber Audit Buress of Cweeulation Ihe A B U W 1zation which furpishes tisw's With & #r clrculation Our circuiation eetistic ~asea upon thie audit. Thie insures tection sgainat fraud D Gewspaper tribution figures to botb oationsl local edvertissra The Heraid 18 on sale @ally I» New York et Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Square; Schults's Newastanda, Eatrance Grand Cent . ¢3nd Strest. e e ————— What folk worrying about is how the whole city will be able to get into Walnut Hill park at the same time on Sat- urday afternoon. What others, even more imaginative, are WoOrrying over is what will happen if it rains. Why is it that when an habitual- ly thirsty man has a bad dream it is about snakes, instead of dream- ing about another drink? One note of cheerfulness candidate’s life is that so some nervous are in a many people turn out to hear and see | him that he easily gets the impres- sion “everybody” is going to vote for him. There is a plenitude of women active in this campaign, and some of them make speeches. But nary a one ever refers to political ex- periences “35 yars ago." Those breaks are made only by men, who /want to appear on in years and wise. CYCLONES severe HURRICANES AND Within a week news of storms have come from widely sep- arated climes. Porto tord, Tll.—Florida. In all death was dealt; lavishly in Porto Rico. Nature is lovely when the mood is right. But she is a cruel master when aroused. Just a year “\isited” by a disastrous wind; and ago Florida was it was not a zephyr, as some ¥lori- dians since have called it. On the unniversary of the storm came an- other., Porto Rico, a smiling isle in the Antilles, is stricken, many square miles devastated, enormous damage done. Already the Red Cross has taken note. Hurrfedly filling a ship with foodstuffs, it is ready to leave for the acenes of suffering. Others will follow. The generosity and humanity of American citizens will rise to the occasion. Where there is suffering there will be help. “THIS 1S NO MONARCHY” Committeeman Willlam H. Day of the Board of Education remarked rather heatedly the other day that the city of New Britain is not an absolute monarchy. It .was George A. Quigley, head of both school investigating com- mittees, who was quoted last spring s saying the mayor of New Brit- ain had more power than almos any other anywhere. Or words to that effect. We rather think the is correct. The mayor can fire and dispense, accept latter view hire, resent and and appoint, almost to his heart's " content. There is precious little civil service this Ciive servants are retained if extra, super-good, and ihere be no doubt about their quality. But even that need be speci hindrance if a mayor—any mayor— v town. they in nust no wants to turn the rascals out. Mayors think they are responsible to citizens for the way the city is run, and this being the the No others wil' do they must have exactly helpers they think they need it they on the op- —especially a osite political fence. it is the ¥ v inst case nces. Al ot Now tind that out The d of Lduc “fforts to gain high &chool dispute anyway, in most mayors are alile in this re- All have the in office P same powers. wre long before they Bo: ion, in #1s tion in the senior is also finding out more than it k or suspected Proof of that of the memhers menfions i when all Lefore, one atout while discus- absolute monarchies sing how the mavor can hold up the committee from doing its Jduty as it sees it. The mayor i i out for the he payers That soeing ns how high school i would have cost o The pronosed senfor plant is pl half of that investigating satehing stinterost of t Is he favored the north end which than $1.000 000, «dition o the nned to cost only 1 the ‘mayor's distinctly commiitee eiso locu | Rico—Rock- | declared that the main reason why it did not favor a new high school in the north end at this time was in order to save money for tax- payers: to enlarge the present plant was cheaper and should be follow- ed, the committee held. But the mayor, who wanted to spend $1,000,000 in the north end, is adverse to spending $500,000 and Al of which the taxpayers on is saving money for prin- jciple provided the money is spent in | the north end 1t saving money for the taxpay- ers is the main and only criterion | ent plant i to judge the high school situation, then it is clear as daylight that the is to build where it be cheapest Fifty school sur- veys and any number of from out of town could not ch this elementary principle. way to save it will experts. ge WHY NOT JAIL HIM? of Robbins vehicle The B Stoeckel, reasoning motor sioner, in the case of Jerome Neff of New York an automobile from Roston to New York faster than the Merchants Limited, the fastest train on New Haven least culiar. Commissioner de- | clining to follow the example of the motor vehicle commissioner in Mas- suspend the wild thinks to do state a party of motor car who admits he drove road, is at pe- Stoeckel, in | sachusetts and driver's license, would make the advertise the make | used by Neff. The stunt was one advertising the car, it scems. The driver admits he | did better than an average of 53 | miles an hour. No man has the right to travel that fast over public highways. He no doubt endangered the lives of dozens of people en route. It is sig- nificant how poorly the highways | are policed for speeders that during the entire trip no motoreyéle police- | man stopped the meteoric motorist. As Neff admits and brags about {all this, why not bring charges | against him in addition to merely { suspending his license? In fact, to cught to be jailed. MR. HOOVER AND WAG Mr. Hoover at Newark last night | told a vast audience—visible and in- visible—that there enormous throughout the country |and that American workmen are | carning amazing wages, and that | their relative wages are higher than was | prosperity | they were at any other period. anyway? Let the workmen who are | carning them all vote for Hoover: {let those who merely wonder where | these huge wages are vote for Smith. Such a plan, we fancy, would de- | cidedly not please the Party of Pros- }p\'rik\'. NORTH MAKWN . and Hartford both and in WIDENING New Britain possess North Main streets, | both cit | perfect along the highways. Britain, however, has not gone the length of widening its North Main street, although in the past “here | has been talk about doing thing about it. Last April the voters of Hartford | decided it was worth $1,932,000 of the city's money to widen its North | Maln street, and the work is about | to procedd. One of the first results | after it is completed, it is stated, 18 | that property values will rise along New some- i'mo new street. This sounds very to the . Citizens as a whole | obtain better traffic facilities along | animportant downtown street, and | that is worth something in conven- | ience. The property owners, though, tangible. The v bt in the fi- more sweet, property owne get something morc also will 1 taxes from But what widening will cost, widening should be pleted, their cars win by the city nancial way obtaining more valuahle pro- not the perty much compared with The when it aid, is co to those motorists who drive | work every morning and return at | night—one person to a car taking up haif f las ane of the much square feet of spaec Aevil Mayhe they will require yellow ars plonty $1.032 of parking space along the 000 thoroughfare, 100, | AIRPOI The be here, T AGITATION d 1o TFovery city 1ze of airports is suppose or near at hand is supposed 1o have one, Most citics as yet have failed to do their mani- fest duty by aviation in this respeer according 1o the hoosters airport but cventually, it is said, airports will be as eommor 2 plac ¥ es on the railvoad nia anybody this 11 mistic Yt steady in donubts biackguards if not iks, nothing interfere wit of airpor o much per erease T providing ports is cost ther this progres an iy pality have alre Mayor Paonecssa, comi first \iter th Virport fonght, annonnced some was in favor of one. In thi Iy s with the hady is in favor o unti the time comes to for the neces- sary land, when there is a certain possibly less to modernize the pres- | commis- | the | €0 | he | Where are these enormous wages. | | traffic conditions are not | great | to| street hesitation and talk about the neces- isity for economy. How cities are encouraged to in- vest in airports and thus help the budding aviation industry is indi- cated in Massachusetts, where the legislature passed a law permitling citics and towns to borrow money for airport purposes if they can't ! raise the coin through taxation. Bor- rowing money always feels easier than getting it in a more direct fash- ion. the feeling being that it can be | paid back in the course of time with- out anybody feeling the effects of |the borrowing. Owners of airport !land generally will feel kindly dis- | posed toward such a 1 The situation | different from that in most other ci- ties. Brainard field is closer to New | Britain by far than any of the air- | ports in or around Greater New York are to the downtown district of Maf- W, in New Britain is | nattan. especially considering trans- | portation facilities. It will make little | ditference regarding the air mail whether or not New Britain has an | airport, as the air mail in all proba- | bility Wwill not make a special call at | New Britain anyway. Right now the air mail passes over cities with arr- | ports on its route between Boston and New York, stopping only at | Hartford because that func- | tions as a collection agency for air mail city in these environs. For individual planes an airport, an advantage. | But howsmany are there? The sky |is not cluttered up with planes and many & municipality pos- sessing an airport finds it is not suffering from traffic congestion as | yet. Times may change in the next decade, however; and city will be forced to have an airport to maintain its prestige as a live com- however, would be ) every | munity. When the age of general air trav- el arrives—if it ever does—it prob- lably will be discovered that New | Britain has not lagged behind in providing a landing. place for the | air chariots. The question naturally arises, if that time is to come, why not provide the airport now when | the advantages are self-evident? This | serves careful consideration. Mayor wer it in | decided positive ace the next question: Where is the money ! coming from? And that is a little We is a fair question and de- | Paonessa doubtless will nts. Then harder to answer. leave the mayor. | i THE HAPPY They call Al Smith | Warrior.” But strange eem, editor happy, even during a campaign. At I t, he can have a good time jab- | bing the political pretenders in the 12 the squawks from ts. That, indeed, gets out of but that's EDITOR the “Happy as it may can sometimes be an | ribs and h irritated protagonis is about all the joy he | vife | something. | ¥or instance, there Well, we'll 12t the | Journal tell the story sweet paragraph: every four ycars; Ohio all in State one >robably the cditor who is going |to have the most fun of all in this campuign of - education is Uncle Charlie Knight of the Akron Be con-Journal, who announces in his | impartially impassioned W that | the Republicans have nominated a man with no kind of conception of the real scope and purpose of gov- ernment and the Democrats a mere dupe of the state socialism of Wood- | row Wilson, adding in a final burst | of happy despair that the historian | of the future will mark this as the time when constitutional government really ended in the United States,” How of the brethren that way we do not eure some Bet to explain. Perhaps, the older onc and the I more campaigns one goes through, the more is to grow tely that th kind of inclined one desy disgusted, Bt is just as much sense in that statement as | there is in some of the one-sided prejudiecd distortions that many of | the wind-jammers make, Licut. Williams Laid To Rest in Santa Ana | santa Ana, Cal, Sept. 18 v With an mnpressive testimonial of ! ‘ection trom the clouds in which | Col. Charles A, Lindbergh joined th other aviators, the hody of nant J Williams, United was laid to | | States army test here yesterday Lt Williams of Detroit “ihree musketeors” who eame to thrill « d thousands at Mines fieid national air Killed while stunting air cor one of the rer the was the vl before crowi, At Colonel Lindbergh, the i tor 11 k. droned wmation of planes, led by | angzhout the Jast Flow sonnded 0| Ket was carried 1o the dropped cashet v taps ors were over the who ditled in for | Fe cts and Fancies High Dbloo] pressure: Normal hardening of the arteries, used by the doctor to hide his ignorance. s 1t's only fair to let Mr. Curtis do all of the talking now. He won't get to do any of it after March 4. You may change the Volstead act if you will, but the land's bcoze kings will function still. Autumn is that melancholy sea- son when you are fed up on base- Lall and not yet excited about foot- ball. Smith or Hoove whether the majority preach or practice. It depends on had rather He's a wise fly who alights on the newly-cleaned wall paper. Commander Byrd thought of ev- jervthing except a supply of hot dogs for the boy scout. The bullet that whines and the mosquito that sings never hurt you. If only you could say that for the 1adio tenor. “I would go inte some legitimate business,” said the criminal, “but 1 can't stand Government meddling.” Americanism: “I wish to be good. but it's the law's business to keep me that way and 1 won't make any personal effort. The “r' months are here and oysters may be eaten, which re- minds us that spinach should be eaten in months containing a “q." These peace treaties are a good thing. When the nations viclate them and begin another war, no- bedy will have the gall to be hor- rified by another’s bad faith. If your consciznce fs your guide. you're upper class; if the cops keep you straight, you are lower class; if reformers dictate your conduct, you are middle cla When the world begins ere Lronzes of pacifists, the cost be less. A pair of bronze cold feet wouldn't cost much. Perhaps people would sympathize with the police instead of the ban dits if the bandits bawled them out at every opportunity. The Lnglish won't let policemen pl football, but how can they get better practice in jumping on a man when he is down? Isn't Nature grand to prompt the high-school star to enter the very collke that needs a backfield man like him. Men scorn the lazy grasshopper, but it would be interesting to know what the grasshopper thinks of the busy little bee that gathers honey for men to steal. Correct thi: the furna to make the again. Copyright, sentence: “Starting id he, “never secms weather turn warm 1 Syndicate Publishers newest anti-air- craft gun responds to the sound waves of an airplanc’s drone and automatically aims itself at the plane. COn The Weather Washington, Sept. 18.—Cloudy soler tonight tollowed . by rain Wednesday and in south portion tonight; increasing northeast winds, probably reaching gale force late tonight or Wednesday. Iorecast for Iast Mostly cloudy with n New York: 1in in extreme in south and central portions Wed- ; cooler on coast tonight, in- ing northeast windg reaching » tonight Conditions: The tropical moved northeastward from the west Ilorida ¢ st and ssed over Jacksonville last night. This morn- ing its center is near nnah, Ga. It is producing high winds and beavy rains throughout its path. The greatest amount of rain re- | ported was 7.18 inches at Charles- ton, S A long ridge of high pressure pre- { vails from the upper lake region southwestward 1o the Mexican bor- der. 1t is attended by much cooler temperatures which are overspread- {ing the northern districts cast of the plains states Conditions favor clondy and cooler Temperature av for this vicinity tollowed by rain. yesterday High s4 Low | Atlanta 68 Spaniard Flies English Channel in Auntogiro L Ey—The Span Tanded " Boulogne Paris, Scpt. 13 inventor, La Inglevert, ne | day, complctin Fnglish channel in an anto 110 pro Al Clerva at to the ish Saint z a reross from Crovdon air He to drome i oplans plant day via to Iaris late el N STORM ALGERE oy o have n o to eral st others ar vicinity o torm s npot of 1l City wers tor Pl n was ten fe I subtirh t deep. ome the | water i Alantic Cit ston | Buffalo Cricago Cineinnati Denver Detroit Puluth Hatteras Kansas City | 1.0s Angeles | Miami | Minneapotis Nantucket New H New Orleans New York Norfolk, Va thiiet Pittshirgh Portland | 81 Louis Washington ¥ . 78 48 62 ven Vi Mo | stilts. south portion tonight and probably | i storm 60 S| 50 { EACH TO HIS OWN TASTE Calories for diet ‘fans,” and theories for those Whose “beans” are scientifically in clined but, goodness kno We're satisfied with cheer-ies, the merry quips and jokes THE FUN SHOP keeps on handing out to make us happy, Folks! Dire Times! First Movie-star: “What do you know? The talking-movie produc- ers claim we'll have to know how to talk correctly if we want to hold our jobs.” BSecond Movie-star: “Of all things! The next thing you know them birds will be wanting us to know how to read and write!” VERSES By Anna M. Grant A poem, a poem, a piece of my heart; A rhyme and a rhythm in quest of a mart! Sent hither, sent thither— Each time it returns— And yet, as I read it, my soul al- ways burns. A dream and a fancy, a bit of my- self, A fragment of moonlight from a cloud shelf— send it to people who not my pen? I'll keep it and love it, And weep now and then! caught Why like | sky High! Recruiting Officer (to English- man secking to enlist in the Avia- tion Corps): “Have you ever been up in the ai Englishman: “Well, T have tried to see the point to some of these American jokes!" —John R. Brougher. TH STORK By Tony the Bootblack Rosa, datsa my litla gal, sheesa aska me lotsa teengs because 1 moocha smart like anyteeng. I getsa my educate inna Ettly an my pro- fess he say some day I gone-a shine inna da world. Datsa wharra I do now at ten centsa da shine, Well last night Rosa sheesa aska| me whose-a da bird what looksa | like-a da’ greata beeg chicken on| I talla her datsa da Stuck. Sheesa say papa you meana da Stork. 1 say I meana da Stuck, be- cause any family whatsa heesa monkeying round da papa he getsa stuck for lotsa money. Sheesa laugh an say datsa giant canary you know which bird she I say yes heesa da bird weeda da long lakes. Sheesa say datso not long lakes—Ilong lakes someteeng| whats for-a da boat. Sheesa aska me how heesa get long lakes an 1 talla her da story. One pon time, or maybe sooner, daresa nice duck what da ferry sheesa call Stuck. Heesa litla Stuck whatsa got sucha short legs when heesa walk on-a da floor nights heesa chest step on-a da tack. Den pret’ soon to deesa litla Mamma Stuck dare comesa da radio man an pulla her lake for two dolls week; da insurance man he pulls her lake for-a five dolls weck; da furchure man he pulla her lake for ten dolls week, an so much mens come avra- day to pulla her lake dat Mista Stuck he getsa mad an geeva da hull crowd a push. KEetsa pull anna push avra day. Pret’ soon da Stuc greata beega long lakes an one night sheesa leava da house an gone inna da busness bringin kecds to-a da peoples whatsa got lotsa money an since-a dot time nobody save-a mon' mause-a da Stuck heesa bring lotsa babies, Den Rosa sheesa aska me more why cesa da Stuck gotta da long lakes an 1 say datsa so when he bringsa da keeds he can run away fast before da pap he getsa da stilet an keelsa hee a. De Stuck heesa nice bird. heem Old Gold because find-a your pappa’s house folded! ees. heesa got 1 he alia can blind- Ir Well-Known Remarks Were Hustrated Leon [ feet 4. Fred “The King of Sweden is ¢ “Some ruler, eh " —Donald Dickerman. Aunt |the en's for Mary observes that between team laundries and the wom- fashions there's not much left an honest wash woman to do! | — Skidding! Every day he lived up to the ugly again, I'Y Patrick believed this, and kept sober for many a month. But one night he staggered into the house and dropped heavily into the nearest chair. “Oh, Biddy,” he cried piteously te his wife. 'm drunk agin! But when you see me geting shmaller and shmaller, and grayer, and gray- er, if you love me for Hiven's sakes keep your eye on the cat!™ —Jennie Van Allen. (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or iInformation by writing to the Questic= Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington B 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclo:ing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questionr will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—"ditor. Q. Where did the name “carpet bagger” originate? A. Carpet bagger was the name derisively applied to those northern men who went south affer the Civil war and took an active part in re- construction politics as leaders of the negroes and often as office hold- ers.in the reconstruction govern- ments of the various Southern states. The name arose through the asser- tion that these men were political | adventurers, as Southerners be- lieved,, and actuated chiefly by the desire for gain which they would! not hesitate to secure through cor- rupt means, and went to the South with only so much property as might be carried in a “carpet bag". | Q. T am an American woman who married an Italian, not an| American citizen, in August 1921 Am I an American citizen and can 1 vote in the coming election? A. An American horn woman who married a foreigner prior to September 22 1922 lost her Ameri- can cjtizenship and thercfore cannot | vote in the United States unless she | has again become en of United States through naturaliza- tion, New York state and York city. Q. Is the United States govern- ment calling in any of its coins from circulation ? A. No. It has never recalled any of its coins from circulation. Q. Is “Queen Anne's lace” and *“wild carrot” the same? A. Yes. Q. Why are 50 many 8panish girls named Mercedes? A. Mercedes means “favors” and many Spanish girls are so called in honor of the “merciful, favor-grant- ing Virgin® Q. What is the value of a United States large copper cent dated 18207 A. From 2 to 25 cents. Q. Are there any estimates as to the number of spark plugs made in the United States in any one year? A. According to the latest census spark plugs made in the States in that year. Q. What ig the definition of the term “Gentile""? . A, Itisa name applied in Scrip- | ture to the non-Israelite nations: it came particularly after the exile to carry the disparaging sense of “heathen”. Today it is used in reference to people who are not of the Jewish religion. Mormons also uee the term to designate any not of the Mormon faith. What can be put in around hydrangeas to flowers blue and pink? A. For special use in coloring hydrangeas, blue aluminum sul- phate, when applied to soil for use in pots is applied at the rate of one part aluminum sulphate to 200 parts soil. If a pink color is de- sired hydrated lime is applied at the same rate. Q. Where is radio station 3XN? A In Whippany, New Jersey, owned by the Bell Telephone Lab- oratory, 463 Wall street, New York city. Q. Where is the crown sheet in a steam boiler and why is it so called. 5 A. It is the roof or upper sheet of the fire box. It is called the crown sheet because it is the top or crown of the fire-bo: Senator Reed Smoot Says Hoover Will Win Salt Lake City, Sept. 18 (M—Sena- tor Reed Smoot of Utah last night predicted that Herbert Hoover would be elected president_with a larger majority than that given President Coolidge four years ago, and that five and possibly six states of the “solid south” would support the republican nominee. In a speech here the senator said e believed Tennessee, North Caro- lina . West Virg homa, Ken- tucky and po lorida would go the color soil the | for Hoover. State Assembly Sunday Of Catholic Daughters Q. Ts the federal government | and national gove ment the same? | A Yes Q. Are the public schools of the United States supported by the federal or state go nments? | A, The administration and sup- port of the public school system of | the U. 8. in general is left entirely | to the states. | re the salaries of the | ew York state and the | ty of New York? governor mayor of the A, The mayor receives a salar of $25,000 per annum and the gov- ernor receives $25,000 per annum | and the use of the executive mansion | at Albany. | Q. When is Rocky Mountain Na- | tlonal Park open to touri A. It is open all the year, but | the season is from June 15 to Sep- | tember 20, ) Q. How can bats he kept out of the house? | A. The only way is to drive| them out and stop their means ofV‘ entry. They cannot be poisoned for they only eat live insects which they | catch on the wing. Q. Who is the medical director of the United States Veterans Bureau? A. Dr. E. 0. Crossman. Q What was the vote in York state and New York city 1924 for Davis and Coolidge? A, Mr. Davis received votes In New York state in 1924 and 489,256 votes in New York cit Mr. Coolidge reccived 1,820,058 in 950, 4 796 | New | in name of a drunkard. Finally his wife appealed fo her priest, who in- crviewed Patrick “Now, Patrick,” said the priest, Court Columba, Catholic Daugh- ters of America, will have its guests representatives of 25 state cor state ofticers, and probably several national officers in the f state assembly of Connecticut Cath- olic Daughters to be held in this city in six years Sunday. The featurc of the assembly will banguet in the Burritt hotel. The New Britain organization has a P L e | figures (1925) there were 62,576,387 | Plaint to Officer United | Who located | SCHOOL Ly 8 in New | membership of about 300 and each member has been asked to carry o8 | her part of the entertainmert of the several hundred guests from out of town. The degree team of about 40 or 50 members was in Hartford Sunday for the installation of Court St. Augus- tine, a new organization. Mra, Maguire of this city, state treast was in charge and Mrs. Adelai Palmer, grand regent here, wal chairman of the New Britain group. T, HOOVER SIGN DESTROYED A “Hoover for president” marker was ripped off the rear of an auto. mobile owned by Allen W. Screen of 259 Fairview street, in front of 154 Curtis street last night and aft- er being cut into pieces, was throw inside the car, according to com- *lilliam - Politia, three boys, one af whom admitted the vandalism. Ac- ‘*ordmg to the officer, one of thel rio has a bad reputation in the neighborhood. WAHL EVER:- SHARP Fountain Pen / VALY The new Wah!-Eversharp Foun- tain Pens are distinguished by beauty, writing ease, fine work- manship and surplus value— qualitiss that made Wahl-Ever- sharp Pencils sandard of th- world. 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By Fontaine Fo WHILE THE CURRENT WAS SHUT OFF THE OTHER DAY NoBopY wouUlLD HAVE BELIEVED THAT THE POWERFUL IKATRINKA couLP GET HER MISTRESS DowN Te THE DEPOT IN TIME For THE TRAIN